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@ikeacha4153

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Ty-vj4wg

2 жыл бұрын

As it should be

@zardozmyrh7789

2 жыл бұрын

All the News That's fit to print

@bettyveronica9880

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💯💯💯💯 FOX and CNN should watch, and learn.

@happyfunjenn

2 жыл бұрын

❤🤣😂❤

Thank goodness they’ve started posting the whole segment. I hate trying to watch the smaller clips in order and getting it wrong

@jamesdakis826

2 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@CasViewer

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@lindakutsubos1222

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@SRosenberg203

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, trying to figure out which of them went in which order was like the least-fun jigsaw puzzle I've ever done in my life. Every week.

@SUPERSPAZD

2 жыл бұрын

@@SRosenberg203 ikr?!? 😂

"Tuesday was National Pig Day, but I told that to a pig and he handcuffed me!" -- I screamed. :)

@idrisnewton4552

2 жыл бұрын

Exblackly!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

@beemanma675

2 жыл бұрын

🤔🤣🤣🤣

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066

2 жыл бұрын

Oh saaaaaame!!!!😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@christopherweaver2520

2 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video for a good minute while regaining my composure.

@LorraineAlvarado-wm1gq

2 ай бұрын

That's crazy school s out here allow kid to freely to engage in gay act s wtf

Thanks for posting Weekend Update in it’s entirety, so it can be enjoyed as it should be, like the actual broadcast❤️

@rohzino

2 жыл бұрын

This ^

@deciptor

2 жыл бұрын

they do this for the extra views/revenue. no need to break it into 4 parts...but it works so...

@batgurrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@deciptor it’s annoying to me when they break it up like that.

@mvuto137

2 жыл бұрын

Amen. Especially since it was never labelled. Videos that start with laughter from the previous jokes sucked.

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066

2 жыл бұрын

Yuuuuuuup! This is how it should always be!

Che’s little chuckles when he cracks himself up or is laughing at Colin 😂

"Got my tubes tied and they came loose!" 😂🤣🤣

@jacquibailey7460

Ай бұрын

It will be double tied next time

Can't believe they put up the entire segment in one piece - Finally!

@katiechisholm

2 жыл бұрын

They’ve been doing it for weeks now

"...if Putin was just a few inches taller." As a Dutch person, I've never been particularly proud of our royals, but them towering over Putin makes me kinda happy. 😂

The Lindsey Graham urinal joke is on point!! LMAO

Kate having a funny breakdown is literally me over issues like this

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

2 жыл бұрын

she .. was re-offended and re-hurt: the actual purpose of life for that creature. pray for fl

@kyleg8098

2 жыл бұрын

did you read the bill?

@rayray5076

2 жыл бұрын

Grade pre k to 3rd. 5 to 8 year old children. Wonder why Hollywood people aren't for this bill 🤔?

@paulszymanski2552

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayray5076 Yes, making 5-8 year old children ashamed about their parents or siblings is wildly hateful and on brand for the GQP, not surprised why you'd support it.

@rayray5076

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulszymanski2552 you haven't read the bill yourself. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and read what it's says before you show how ignorant you are. It's not just preventing talking about gays but all sexuality to very young children. No where in the bill says don't say Ghey. 🙄

"if ya can't say it sing it" Kate McKinnon 😂

Especially if that Dark is behind them at the 🏧 🤣🤣🤣

@StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc

2 жыл бұрын

That one was hilarious, I was drinking some soda when he said it…I had to clean it up!!!!🤣😂😅😅

I knew Kate when she was in Middle School and she was , even then, the funniest person in the building !

@hankmoody7513

2 жыл бұрын

she's barely funny now..

@fiavorsbsc9759

2 жыл бұрын

@@hankmoody7513 you’re right she’s hilarious!

@mikef9126

2 жыл бұрын

You must have grown up in a boring area.

@user-wz4zw6fq2y

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I envy you so much！Could you tell more thing about her？

@joejr9653

2 жыл бұрын

No you didn't

Ego has my heart.

@Ulysses.404

2 жыл бұрын

She is so funny

@richardshaw6664

2 жыл бұрын

She had mine first

@thutotsoaeli5276

2 ай бұрын

​@@richardshaw6664no she had mine first because she's African and so am I

I DID NOT expect Kate to start singing 'Gay on the Gay-ter' by Gay Purple. What a classic song!

"Take it from me, no one has sex in high school" but Colin's going home to Scarlett Johansson every night. Which just goes to show that dreams *do* come true

@Bill_Garthright

2 жыл бұрын

And some people win the lottery, too. But it ain't gonna be you. :)

@jalabi99

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bill_Garthright like the New York State Lottery slogan goes: "Hey, You Never Know" XD

@Johnny0lovely69

2 жыл бұрын

It's not like she was getting laid in Highschool either, girl was a spelling bee champ kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKdnqdCzpKS0gdY.html

@hankmoody7513

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't get the deal about Scarlett Johansson. She's so bland.

@Bill_Garthright

2 жыл бұрын

@@hankmoody7513 Yeah, me, too. She _wanted_ to marry me, rather than Colin. But I turned her down. Too bland.

Michael Che fucking KILLED IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

That kamala Harris joke was hilarious 😂... yet true 🧐

@tanyawade5197

2 жыл бұрын

It was funny, she looked like she was trying to meld with the chair😁. It’s weird, tho, how everyone is acting like she’s anymore invisible (out of the limelight) than any other VP. All of them are background colors, like beige or mauve😂. They never criticized the others for it, just Harris. What’s up with that🤷🏽‍♀️?

Loved Ego's bit. My wife was just down in NY for a few days and saw Ego walking around with reading a script. Maybe it was for this bit! Haha sex funeral.

Che, "That does sound like me."

“Sex funeral” had me dying!!!it’s so true.

Ego Nwodim should be in a Jordan Peele movie

Glad to see Ego more often, fans of hers should listen to her episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang!, absolute genius character work.

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I love her! I'm gonna go check that out! Thanks 😊

@ValerieCH1

2 жыл бұрын

OMG! Another fan of Scott Aukerman!

@bidmcms3

Жыл бұрын

Lego my eggo

@wicked00ly

3 ай бұрын

seems like its Ego & Heidi taking the lead sketches now with the departure of Kate, Cecily, and Aidy. I do hope for more Chloe F. though

These guys make me feel better about the crap 🤣 lol

The back to back polar bear and dark joke was just perfection

"She looks like she's going to a sex funeral" 😂😂😂😂😂

Kate McKinnon’s “WUUUUUUT?!” speaks for all of us

@apex_prey

2 жыл бұрын

Nah.

@lisamelroy2855

2 жыл бұрын

It should, but, sadly, it doesn't. 😕

@geezerbill

2 жыл бұрын

If by "us" you mean "leftist idiots who didn't even read the bill, and have to resort to strawman arguments", then sure.

@cloudbullets

2 жыл бұрын

@@geezerbill that's cute you think that SNL is leftist

@kyleg8098

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisamelroy2855 did you read the bill Lisa?

Please keep gifting us this few moments of escapism from the horrible world outside. 🇺🇦🌻

@clarenceandersoniii9306

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🏾

Homage to Gilda Radner. Loved it.

@imadawg2833

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

"I was just kidding 😒😒" Ego 2022

Kate = GOLD!

Posting segments from Weekend update = good Posting the whole Weekend Update = *better* Posting it with the resto of the show = *BEST*

@kyleg8098

2 жыл бұрын

Weekend Update....lack of humor since Norm MacDonald left

@cicalinarrot

2 жыл бұрын

​@@kyleg8098 Norm was cool but there's good stuff here too. And you probably don't like these guys for other reasons. Your nostalgia is pretty useless.

7:00 Hey Colin, getting married to Scarlett Johansson means you no longer get to complain about being a HS virgin. Lol

The moment when Kate's soul left her body. 💀

"if gay means bad,then this is the gayest law I've ever seen" What a line!

They're telling savage jokes like the world is ending

Thanks for having this in it's entirety

Kate is wonderful, her, Colin and Che are perfect

...will no longer require bars and restaurants to "PRETEND" to look at vaccinations cards. 😁

That Lakers joke was too good man, LePutin😂

Being told someone's pronouns 😂😂😂😂

@slackerzero7883

2 жыл бұрын

They always get me with their “seen here” jokes

Michael you are so spot on w/world events. My leader.

@melanieomer9186

2 жыл бұрын

My BOYFRIEND!!🤞

@arightscepter

2 ай бұрын

I thought spot on would mean he was right? He's a propaganda dispenser.

The reason i watch SNL at all,is KATE. She is so much like the girls a was attracted to growing up.I feel she would make such a good friend to have and while she may have her down moments from the pressure of being so well known in sure she is fun to be around.She is very pretty and it's remarkable that she can have makeup change her appearance so much as to be unrecognizable.i love her.All the best to her.I'm sure her family is so proud she is successful.I know i am.

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

2 жыл бұрын

i once Actually went out w a gay girl called Gaye: we liked the same things in girls... i think it was a Robert Fripp frippertronics concert wonderful

Who ever wrote the M Che jokes deserves a raise. The polar bear exhibit got me!!

So sorry for all the kids who get bullied living in DeSanistan! Remember when you thought of Florida and all you could think of was Disney World? ... ah, those were the days.

@cnsohm

2 жыл бұрын

As a Floridian, I've never been so ashamed.

@musicagenerica

2 жыл бұрын

Bullying people to do whatever they want. Interesting

@trashmanzero7827

2 жыл бұрын

The smiling kids didn't seem too bothered by it

@dannyramirez8428

2 жыл бұрын

The kids who stayed in school.

@ronswansonsdog2833

2 жыл бұрын

@@SusanKay- lol she was the orange juice chick I remember

Listen, I love SNL....but Germany and Japan, unlike the U.S. actually teach about their part in WWII, own up to it, and talk about why it was bad and how they have worked to rectify the mistakes of their forefathers.

@richardshaw6664

2 жыл бұрын

That's bc those countries are run by people who actually have some SENSE.

@blackeyedsusan727

2 жыл бұрын

You're too generous to Japan. But, sadly, even their version is better than what the U.S. does

@Aleranna

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's the point. Right now, the #GQP is currently trying to prevent the correct teaching of American history regarding slavery, and the genocide of Native Americans. Why? Because white kids might feel guilty. 🙄

@TheGIJew.

2 жыл бұрын

"Nanking what is that a character from a fairy tale? it doesn't sound familiar." -Japan

I really don't know what I'll do when these two know longer host. They've been the best in a long time!!!

Best 90's rock reference ever.

Thanks for releasing their bit in full. ❤❤❤❤

Kate is a national treasure

@Ty-vj4wg

2 жыл бұрын

I can see Kate being the Betty White of the future.

@georgepupparo1629

2 жыл бұрын

,,why did Scarlett Jo Hansen marrie a GayMan?

@shantoreywilkins651

2 жыл бұрын

💜❤

@AngryNotSoOldHippy

2 жыл бұрын

I adore Kate, she is wonderful, versatile and hilarious!

@geezerbill

2 жыл бұрын

She's an unfunny hack.

Colin & Michael are the only reason I watch SNL 🥰

My mother, Pauline, birthed 9 of us. She would've love the skit.

....specially if the dark is behind them at the atm. 🤣. Totally ended my 7up`s journey where it was supposed to go.

I love her as Carol Baskins I want to know if they're going to get her to do the dance in the TV show😂😂😂

finally. we been needing this segments on their own for a while now

I said “happy pig’s day. He handcuffed me “. LoL

"Same look in the Urinal" Brahahahahhaahhaa

Lindsey at the urinal😂 I peed a little 😂!

I love how the audience collectively got the brides joke a half a beat late

@jackgibsxxx0750

2 жыл бұрын

I had to go back and rewatch it all to see what you were talking about. I heard "bribe" the 1st time. 😂😂😂

This lineup of Weekend Update has been great, love it! The bit with Pauline was fantastic, got me a good laugh. That new law can go fall into the fiery flames of the "bad place", we don't need confusing and stupid laws meant to put down people's sexuality just to make conservatives feel nicer. Holy cannoli that law is dumb.

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

2 жыл бұрын

and Remenber if you are Dem and protesting "laws" such as these:::: you can legally be assassinated by car.

@kyleg8098

2 жыл бұрын

did you read the bill? "That law is dumb." Wow! That is pure "genius."

@rexgunman847

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you and clearly the snl cast don't know what that bill I'd about

@auntkissy5082

2 жыл бұрын

Trash-heap I suggest you go and read the bill first before making statements.

Threw up on Martin Luther King boulevard lmao I love Ego so much she is so funny 😂🤣

This entire segment was great

KATE IS SUCH A BEAUTY!!

Who can make you clap at home in your own living room! Kate!

This was one the best Weekend Updates in awhile..the audience's energy was great

now that Deep Purple tune is on my mind! all day long! 💜

"That does sound like me." 🤣 Che cracks me up.

That ATM joke! DAYUM!!

the ATM one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Che is straight up spitting fire 🤣

@Dmc-kj4iv

2 жыл бұрын

No it's diversity hires. Not a Chris rock

@jenniferdennis6465

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dmc-kj4iv what an absolute shit statement. Che is hilarious and of course he's not Rock. Rock is Rock.

When she said Tur-duck-in, she was channeling another cast members famous WEEKEND UPDATE character.

Loved Ego's bit. My wife was just down in NY for a few days and saw Ego walking around with reading a script. Maybe it was for this bit!

A sex funeral....OMG...I'm dying 🤣🤣

4:25 "I feel like there's been a misunderstanding" *proceeds to misunderstand it again but in a different way* Captures politics perfectly

"shoplift a turducken" got me 😂😂

Ngl the way she explained how she thought the don’t say gay bill worked was legit what I thought it was before this video. I learned something thanks snl

Come on now, Ego looks *gorgeous* pregnant.

@peterloman7250

2 жыл бұрын

She always looks gorgeous...

LOLOLOL!- cant stop my laughter at SNL for nonstop genius comedy!!- just cant stop!!- someone stop me please!!!

I.... uh.... yeah, I'm dead, Ego just murdered the crap out of me. It'll be a closed and soundproofed casket funeral.

The DeathSantis joke was 💯🎯 😂😂😂

Oh good. All together. Much better.

7:00 omg my brother had that exact haircut in the 90s 😂😂 it was hideous

Kate is a national treasure. She's our new Betty White. Only gay! I love it!

another great segment

Gotta love Weekend Update!! ❤️

Finally the whole segment again!

These guys and their writers are just getting funnier. Loved the pregnant woman.

Michael Che wears the *smoothest* suits.

I live in FL and I am astounded at this law. It's so ridiculous! I consider myself lucky though because my youngest is a junior in high school and therefore essentially has dodged this nonsense.

@rexgunman847

2 жыл бұрын

Considering it's only for 3rd frame an below I'm assuming most people's kids aren't going to have to deal with it. I don't see the fuss about it though. Oh no, teachers can't teach toddlers about sexual orientation and sexual attraction to the same sex. Oh the humanity 🙄

@Kattywagon29

2 жыл бұрын

@@rexgunman847 It's not really about teaching them though. CONTEXT: I used work in daycare and my cousin teaches elementary school, additionally my mom homeschooled two of my siblings starting in elementary school. I mention this to say, that this issue doesn't come up, its not part of the curriculum during these age groups. That's one of the reasons this law is so bizarre. In the name of parental rights, what they are doing delegitimizing and censoring things that may be occurring in some of the children's lives. How confusing it will be to a child who has two same sex parents who can't speak about it. What of a friend that came to play and witnessed it and decides to bring it up at school? Perhaps a child has questions that they don't feel comfortable asking a relative. Young children say all kinds of things in an unfiltered way or ask questions. I can understand why some parents might be up in arms and concerned that their children are being exposed to things, concepts or ideals that may be contrary to their core believes while their children are away from them for so many hours a day. To that I say, if you're concerned about the info or environment that your child is in, respectfully combat it at home. No of us lives in a bubble.

@rexgunman847

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kattywagon29 how would this effect a child with same sex parents. They aren't being sensors from speaking to their own child. This law Is for the vast majority of children who don't need to be exposed to such topics at that young of an age. This doesn't inhibit any parents from teaching their children what they want. And just because it's not in the curriculum doesn't mean teachers aren't allowed to talk about these things which is the issue. It's to keep these topics out of the classroom to avoid injecting this info into children's minds that will just confuse them at a time where they are very impressionable.

@Kattywagon29

2 жыл бұрын

@@rexgunman847 I didn't say that the parents were being censored. The teachers are being censored and/or punished if they speak on these things. Just to be clear, I am not advocating that these are the sorts of topics that need to be part of the curriculum at the specified age group. They are saying that the teachers will be in trouble for discussing it at all. If a kid asks a question, which there will be some that will, they can't speak on it. If the kids are discussing these things the teachers are supposed to put a stop to it. This law is hypocritical, they are complaining about injecting topics...etc and yet we are already doing that with things that young kids and even up to high school, but in reverse. We emphasize things that aren't important and downgrade things that are. The American school system is messed up and this unnecessary law spotlights that.

@rexgunman847

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kattywagon29 first off. You said that parents weren't allowed to speak on those matters which is false. Second it's not that hard for a teach just not talk about the subject. as if not talking about sexualilty and various topics of the LGBT community are going kill teachers for just saying "sorry, that's a question for your parents."

That Lakers joke was savage. lol

@Bailey2006a

2 жыл бұрын

Particularly in a town that has a team called the KNICKS…

@gregfoles5480

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bailey2006a Lighten up, Cali... You're new to this. Knick fans have lived it for decades.

7:24 I know what that headshake was for. Butchered the pronunciation. Lol

It just keeps getting better and better!

These guys are great!!!!

you two are hilarious

Smart and accurate diabetes joke. *long sincere applause*

I love you Michael and Colin. That pig joke Bruh!!!!

They should make a SNL weekend update channel.

"Mother Russia would like to thank FOX news Donald tRump and brother Tucker Carlson for the outcry of love and support" - Putin

Finally full episode

Since that little 6 year gap in their history books 🤣🤣🤣🤣