Pretty sure that pizza box was empty, lol

@FightForFreedom24

18 күн бұрын

It wasn’t. Trump 2024

@keim1oesch

16 күн бұрын

1 pizza for a whole fire station?

That brings all the new meaning to “ snakes on a plane.”

@blahco4tt

17 күн бұрын

Not really, if you've actually seen the movie

Hats off to Fallon and Colbert, the only late-night talk-show hosts willing to tape on Fridays. Thanks guys!👍😎🍻

@AceofBass808

18 күн бұрын

They actually tape double segments on Thursdays, never on a Friday

@ChandlerSomborac

17 күн бұрын

@@AceofBass808 So Fallon and Colbert welcome the same audience twice or... how does that work?🤔

@AceofBass808

17 күн бұрын

@@ChandlerSomborac Yep, they do a Thursday & Friday take. You'll notice there's no new news on a Friday that's happened after Thursday at 5pm. I've been to both shows. Going to see Seth next!

@ChandlerSomborac

17 күн бұрын

@@AceofBass808 I don't think that that's the case. *You'll* notice, if you look at their page for booking tickets to be in the audience, that the calendar lists tapings on Fridays. Plus, they even say "it's Friday", and they're not being paid to lie, bro.🤷‍♂🙂

Bringing pizza to firefighters! He'll go down in history as the best ex-president for giving 2 pizzas paid by the RNC! WOW! Must be the GREATEST ACT a past-president has done! Erases all the criminal acts he committed! NOT!

@randyronny7735

18 күн бұрын

Those pizzas sat there for 1/2 hour before he got there for the photo-op.

I would want the “auditions” to be televised lol, Apprentice style

@andrewstevenson118

18 күн бұрын

You're fired!

@Poemi10304

18 күн бұрын

I'll be surprised if he doesn't try to have them televised! Think of the ratings! 😂

@timwalsh7484

18 күн бұрын

Came here to say this 😂​@@Poemi10304

Jimmy trumps impressions will never get old hilarious 🤣

@gypsycat11

18 күн бұрын

😅WTH

@AndrewPruteanu

18 күн бұрын

They got old ever since he started doing them 😂

@lingyjennifer8399

18 күн бұрын

@@AndrewPruteanu I saw a bullfrog the other day doing an impression of Trump - talented frogs, like wannabe dictators, also get old

@scottvertelle286

18 күн бұрын

Colbert is better.

The PIZZA Bit is hysterical!! Jerry Lewis was hysterical!!

What about Mike Pence for VP pick again? I hope Trump doesn’t leave him hanging? Wait, I worded that wrong.🤪😜

4:38 And here I was thinking I'm the only one who reads the same page of a book 350 times when I get stoned 😂😂😂

@cuccicucci4480

18 күн бұрын

If it's the last page of a boring book it can happen without being stoned.🤣🤣

@TalentedLMT

18 күн бұрын

Nope, you’re not alone!!!

@CarpeUniversum

18 күн бұрын

Audiobooks are magical.

@SW-dq1nd

16 күн бұрын

I get more creative. I type a whole lot more.

@LateBloomerMedia

16 күн бұрын

@SW-dq1nd I haven't been stoned in almost 3 years but smoked for half my life and started slowly when I was 14 and over the course of a few years it became an everyday thing for me up until I quit when I turned 29. That being said, yes, I can relate to that, too. Some of my greatest moments of peak creativity happened thanks to that flower. Unfortunately, I think due to being so young when I started and it being so frowned upon, especially by my parents (even tho they used to be hippies in the 70's!) I really don't think I was ever able to fully utilize it as the therapeutic tool it can be. Who knows. Sorry for life story. Been considering trying to use it again and so your comment kinda triggered my thought process to go there and then type it out in a response to you 🤣

Trump still thinks this is just really long episode of the apprentice.

@kookootrix1978

18 күн бұрын

That must be why he keeps farting, crapping his pants and sleeping. 😂😂😂

@Jay-is2jy

18 күн бұрын

Well he did turn the republican party into a bad reality show.....

Trump has actually been given an great new title…”Baron VonShitzInPants”

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

That pizza was already delivered... Such a grifter

Is Majorie Taylor-Green running in the Derby?

What makes you think that Trump was carrying the pizza cheese side up?

As a Democrat from Central Texas, I find it scary to think it's possible that Trump may pick my Governor Greg Abbott to be his V.P. pick.

@Iluthra

18 күн бұрын

I have heard of no good repub being talked about as possibilities.

@marysmith7765

18 күн бұрын

He’s horrifying

@ellemars2293

18 күн бұрын

He won't. doesn't like the wheelchair look.

@jlbueno0611

18 күн бұрын

The only positive is that he would have to renounce being the governor ...✌🏼

@1koolp138

18 күн бұрын

tRump being mentality challenged and the other physically challenged. Puurrfeeect

Wow!! Trump would even make a lousy pizza delivery boy. Is breaking the law the only thing Trump's good at?

@crystalshaw8744

15 күн бұрын

Apparently...giggle

Those pizza's didn't make it to the firefighters, Trump ate them in the Limo.

Jimmy, you totally rocked those Derby horses' names! I had already chosen my favorites (Resilence, Fierceness, and Track Phantom), and you rendered them brilliantly. Thank you.

You are wrong NPR's Peter Seagal! You don't need to be high to enjoy Jimmy Fallon's jokes, though they are the kind of jokes that you would laugh at when high but they're still funny regardless.

Trump actually delivered a pizza that was already delivered. Leave it to Trump to take credit for something someone else did.

Almost seems like there’s nothing inside the pizza box… is this mere symbolic, and the real pizza will come along later??

Best horse name ever was Hoof Hearted

Jimmy - "Give it up for... 🤔😬 our audience winner right there." 😂 I'm awful with names too, Jimmy. You could look me straight in the eyes and tell me that your name is Bill, and as soon as you walk away, I'm going, "What was his name again?"

@crystalshaw8744

15 күн бұрын

Same here.

Jimmy your Trump impressions are the best, but this Trump shaking the pizza box impression is priceless xD

Jimmy your monologue is down to less than 5 minutes!

It's the "Most Exciting" 2 Minutes in Sports, Not "The Fastest" 😆

Trump gave them Cold Pizza!!!! All boxes were hours old.

@donaldrhoads8880

18 күн бұрын

Probably missing a couple pieces, too.

@TheBeezusjones

18 күн бұрын

Wa waaaaaa... 😆🙄

@lakersfan4life235

18 күн бұрын

All boxes were empty just like his brain!!!

what an animal, he destroyed the pizza, how stupid one can be.

Marijuana: Hehehe, phalanges. 😂

the horses all look scared, depressed or abused

@shubham.kapote

18 күн бұрын

But the one horse is going to be a stud

@ginajones2328

17 күн бұрын

They looked fine and loved the ones smile.

Wooowww jimmyy❤❤❤

The hat winner played along like a true gentleman. Stayed witty, played along with trying the hat (then took it off before it would have been uncomfortable), and offered it to the lady seated first in his row (who also didn’t want to wear it but will hopefully keep it somewhere as a souvenir of the show).

love the Kentucky Derby tribute.

Funny! 😂 thank you

so great 😂

So cool 😂❤ Jimmy fallon is the best ❤

this was a funny episode. the pot commercial is a dream come true! 🍁💚4:20

Beautiful 😊

That hat would rock as a summer wreath on my front door.🌹🌹💐

One pizza for all the firefighters?

@Jay-is2jy

18 күн бұрын

No.. he had what looked like secret service agents deliver like 6 or 8 pizzas and then he showed up like a half hour to 45 mins later and an agent brought the two boxes(empty?) out to trumps suv for the photo op.... then he left... just another scam to dupe the poorly educated...

Such a slay

@6:37 "You want your pizzaaa, here's ya pizzzaaa..ooo"" GENIUS

Auditions...makes sense. Trump was never anything more than a game show host. Even in the oval office he was a joke.

hellavah writing Jimmy

Hats are fun. But rethink the Kentucky Derby - the horses are often injected or drugged so question supporting horse racing? More research?

@ginajones2328

17 күн бұрын

Alaska here ! Sled dog racing too It's sad it's like the state sport

He delivered TWO pizzas? Just two? What a cheap man he is.

@mlbrooks4066

18 күн бұрын

Bet the secret service guy paid for them.

@marlaerwin3610

18 күн бұрын

More pizzas were delivered, but two were held back for the photo op for when Trump arrived about 45 minutes later. Pizza would have been ice cold by then.

Cold, hard, slopped up pizza for the firefighters. Your to nice trump.

Great run thru

Ngl while smoking a j I giggled at phalanges 😆

That's exactly what it is... an audition for the 'apprentice'. 😢😢😢

Horse racing is animal abuse! #govegan

@MariaMartinez-researcher

18 күн бұрын

Problem: Race horses are a breed which only use is racing. Have you ever been close to one of them? They are like greyhounds, tall, slender, incredibly long legs. They aren't useful as pets (how many people can have horses as pets?) and definitely are useless for herding, army, police, or any other job (which I bet you also consider abuse). Even if they are very temperamental, they are domestic, delicate, cannot live in the wilderness - the scarce wilderness left is occupied by mustangs, which are adapted to it. So, forbidding horse races would mean the disappearance of those horses - unless another use could be found. Ever been close to a draft horse? They are incredibly large and muscular. As they were mostlt replaced by machines, they are almost extinct. In some places, they are breed for their meat. Racing horses are like greyhounds, breed for running. That's their being and raison d'être.

@dm-heart

18 күн бұрын

Because they are drugging them and injecting them 😔 they care about money and winning not the health of the horse 😔

@ginajones2328

17 күн бұрын

Alaska here Dog Racing is called cruel here I my state . And the male musher's are sexist pigs I have heard it all about poor sled dogs they love to run Women have won the Iditarod Race Susan Butcher and Libby Riddles

Always on point Jimmy!🤣🤣 You're the best!❤❤👏👏 ¡Viva Mexico¡ ¡VIVAAA! 🇲🇽 ¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!💚🤍❤️🎉🎉

That's ridiculouse! I've never read the same page more than three times. Also, the whole video shows pizzas being delivered and then one was brought back out for Trump to carry in when he arrived. Pathetic.

Allen Pan literally made a tutorial of how to bring snakes on a plane and this guy didn't even watch it.

Auditions for VP, huh. Will it be anything like Chump's "auditions" of girls who were in his beauty contests? What do they have to kiss and for how long?

Jimmy Fallon eu te amo muito 💚💙💛

Ok, that was a cute cinco de mayo story. 💞🤟

😂

Apparently that's illegal in some state... JP

These shows are hilarious…🫵🏽😂 I swear these hats are so funny each and every day!!

This is Sparta.

@lisaspikes4291

18 күн бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this! 😆

You are closer to good than you are evil

Cinco de mayo! 👏👏

🍕 leftover from lunch ?

I want a big sweater.

The last side effect should have been like potentially end up the host of The Tonight Show

Still looking for that weed that is. What are they really saying it is 50 times stronger than the 70's. Still haven't found any that strong.

@Fixorfish

18 күн бұрын

Visit Oregon...just sayin

Customs and taxes will be collected on that hat. Despite the Knicks and Rangers winning, everyone still hates James Dolan

It's Jimmy Fallon

Maybe Gov. Neom wanted to serve the dog to Kim Jung Un when she met him.

@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk

18 күн бұрын

“Come on, Cricket, let’s go for a wok.”

Wouldn't bother smelly, you won't need one

💙 🇺🇸 I’m not left nor right, but I sure as hell support DEMOCRACY!🎉

Horses ❤

@ginajones2328

17 күн бұрын

Equine 💕 I had a thoroughbred Saved from Race track age 3 Admirals Rebel ❤️

Go Knick(erbocker)s, go Rangers!!!

Benedict Donald

i wonder if rump paid for the pizza?

Why would Trump need a VP in prison?

@frankstone3809

18 күн бұрын

To handle his commissary and laundry and other needs.

Looks like Vignesh has done pretty well for himself... With the hat, of course.

Is that a snake in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

#ForeverYoung ❤️

Dictators don't select a number 2 in charge. He's not picking anyone.

1:18 I understand, some people think horses are cute animals. Some people think gasoline smells good.

@ginajones2328

17 күн бұрын

Excellent 👍

Old pizza. Fire firefighters are amazing cooks. Who eats carbs anymore? Good move Trump.

Captions, please

No no no.... Those boxes were props and they were empty. There's no way that demon in a skin suit would do something nice for another human being, I think he would just crumble into dust like when sunlight hits a vampire.

Fallon you're so yay crazy! From the minute you say thanks, you have me. Trump should choose Merrick Garland as VP, due to his huge role in helping the new boss escape accountability. Well done and can use the same set up they built for the other one if he gets out of lockstep.

This man Trump IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

Trump is so cheap he changed his lawyers fees for the pizza and only bought one for the whole crew.

I wonder if the people running for his go know it’s a one way street and if they don’t live up it he’s gonna say no

TRE45ON

Meidas youtube had a video of the setup for the "pizza delivery" showing all pizzas delivered, and 2 boxes set aside to wait - 2 boxes taken out to him as he got out of the big car a half hour later, and the "delivery " video starting after the handover. Seems all his recent "common people love me" videos lately are set-ups. Republican groups set up and were the main cheerleaders at the chicken, bodega, and worksite scenes

I’ve never really was a fan,Jimmy Fallon is the hardest working late night talk show host.Next Seth Myers. This is a toughy to rate, but someone who also has a show on a Friday multiple times while the others are repeats

How many times does U.S going to reclassify weed? It's like the plant has gone through so much political bullshit and smear campaign it should run for an office.

Handsome Indian hat winner!

Surprised that Jimmie doesn't have any stoners on his writing staff. Or he's buying better weed than I've ran into in 56 years of smoking it.

Wrong Jimmy, it's Mitch that has been to all the derbies.

Kentucky Derby is nothing to celebrate. It’s cruelty to horses 👎👎

Clarence Thomas’s wife probably wants the job.