"She's ignoring every red flag." This part. OMG the accuracy.

@themXbug

4 жыл бұрын

She doesn't the flags are actually red, just stained from blood

@how2497

4 жыл бұрын

Big ol red flag

@craigime

4 жыл бұрын

@@how2497 lol

@Clementine3107

3 жыл бұрын

@@how2497 😂😂😂😂 music plays in the background . God ,l love Alex 😂😂

@Midnightsun_jessy

3 жыл бұрын

@@how2497 u watch Alex Meyers

According to Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick forgets she was in these movies. regularly.

@earlofbroadst

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you?

@DerekThomasLirio

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Kendrick was in these movies. I first became a fan after Pitch Perfect.

@Alex-jd3bs

4 жыл бұрын

She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao

@DerekThomasLirio

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-jd3bs Except for me Alex. You remember all the stuff I've hooked you up with.

@Alex-jd3bs

4 жыл бұрын

@@DerekThomasLirio Dude I don't even know who tf you are. Wrong Alex.

The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo

@The-One-and-Oni-Itto

2 ай бұрын

Wait why would he like totally do this 😂😂

I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.

Im dying " Get the CGI baby out of my sight "

@kamrynallen3724

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@glacecoco

4 жыл бұрын

that's funnier than it should be

@jeniferdeus857

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@taylor3175

4 жыл бұрын

get that cg baby THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT

@classyoldsole2539

4 жыл бұрын

Better then the nightmare puppet from Hades!😣 Or as some would say “Chucky and Slappy’s Demon spawn”

"If he wasn't a vampire, he would just be... like, an abuser." I mean

@catspaw3092

4 жыл бұрын

Very true & Bella would likely try to avoid him.

@takkycat

4 жыл бұрын

talissa almeida can’t he be both?

@malaniclark1618

4 жыл бұрын

@@takkycat she's saying if he wasn't a vampire

@takkycat

4 жыл бұрын

Malani Clark that...doesn’t change what I asked...

@gracereinoso439

4 жыл бұрын

talissa almeida Christian Grey???

Bro how did bella who has the personality of a wet paper bag get 2 INCREDIBLY attractive men to WANT to die for her. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

@noamaritjackson

Жыл бұрын

She has brown hair and is not like the other girls. Duh!

@HM-debtfree

Жыл бұрын

She's a mary sue

@sagalliban4999

Жыл бұрын

@Kristian Alexis obviously🙄

@thehermit8618

11 ай бұрын

Bella is an obvious stand-in for Stephenie Meyer

@alejandrasanchez3022

11 ай бұрын

biggest example of how some boys dont care about personality just looks

The thing that infuriates me about Jacob as a character is that he’s not really Bella’s friend at all. He’s a Nice Guy who constantly waits around and pleads for Bella to be with him, and threatens to abandon her, kill himself, anything to get intimate with her. News flash: Anyone who’s your friend only on the condition that they’ll get physical intimacy from you, is NOT your friend. And someone like Bella who wants you to keep pining after them so they can keep you on a leash as their friend, is not your friend. You need to cut off from them

@lunacouer

Жыл бұрын

The whole Twilight series could be renamed "Red Flags: How to Spot Them So You Can Avoid Them". 😂

@firstthings_first9828

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but Bella was in love with Jacob and was toying with his emotions. In the book she describes Jacob as “her sun “ and he brings her so much warmth and happiness. Even in the movies she had so much more chemistry with Jacob than Edward. She always seemed pissed off and nervous around Edward. She was two timing Edward for sure. Also Jacob was actually 16 so of course he was immature, but Edward had NO excuse to be acting the way he was. He was over 100 years old!!

@fee6362

Жыл бұрын

@@firstthings_first9828 But he still manipulated her, told her he would kill himself, just to get a kiss, knowing she doesn't want to. and, assaulted her. and imprinted on a baby. Did I mentioned that he assaulted her? Nor did he ever care for her and everything he did For her" was just with the goal to get was he wanted. He hurt her, whenever it get him what he wants. The fact that bella was a bad person woo.. doesn't make him any less horrible.

@asthajindal5275

Жыл бұрын

@@fee6362 Doesn't make him less horrible at all, its not a competetion, just gives him an excuse. A teenager is not really supposed to make emotionally mature decisions at all, but they are also not supposed to be violent, he is allowed to sulk and maybe even passive aggressiveness is understandable, but not forcing himself on her. It doesn't make it right, but it does give more context. I know I was pretty horrible as a teenager, did things I can't even bear to think about, and that I never thought I would do. Those wacky hormones are strong.

@megkrish7568

Жыл бұрын

@@asthajindal5275 We should just agree all three of the main characters are terrible people, and I can't understand wtf they find so attractive about each other, besides good looks ofc

"Is he moved? I can't tell, his acting isn't good enough" DEAD

@lunaacidfeed

5 жыл бұрын

It's Camilla Taylor 😂👌🏾

@lifeoftalise4390

5 жыл бұрын

It's Camilla Taylor 😂

@julia-db8ru

5 жыл бұрын

hahahah

@crankycal_

5 жыл бұрын

I reas this right when it happened lmao

@introvertvibes6801

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"You're pale white and ice cold.. you never go out into sunlight. I know what you are." "Say it. _Out loud_ " " *snowman* "

@marialawal7449

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ImpulsivelyBree

4 жыл бұрын

I giggled in the weirdest way when I read this.

@shelbyclark3733

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣

@enyonammm_

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@karozzie2546

4 жыл бұрын

I did not expect that😂😂🤣

41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby

The fact that the actors themselves hate these movies so much just says everything 😂

@tabithaguidry4698

11 ай бұрын

I hate these movies too cringe asf

@marvel_fnaf_anime_simp

11 ай бұрын

​@@tabithaguidry4698 fr but I don't hate it its just too much cringe 💀

@ShamaD274

4 ай бұрын

Compared to movies these days....this is the good kind of cringe lol

"She is 17 and you are like 117." DEAD

@AG-ro5pt

5 жыл бұрын

I loved that line

@jr1o749

5 жыл бұрын

@@sunniedae2031 um no, 100% DEFINITELY no.

@rebekahvarner9194

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry guys, he’s only 109.

@madi5729

5 жыл бұрын

@@sunniedae2031 that's not what I said lmao

@madi5729

5 жыл бұрын

@Randi's Random it's true either way lmao

“If he wasn’t a vampire he would’ve been just an abuser”. My man... have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey?

@diamondbaker1419

4 жыл бұрын

Komila Rakhimova FACTS

@diana-db8wf

4 жыл бұрын

He did a reaction of the triogy and said the same thing

@katemccrea6963

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know 50 shades was fan fiction for Twilight?

@komilarakhimova201

4 жыл бұрын

@@katemccrea6963 is this a sarcastic question? haha

@komilarakhimova201

4 жыл бұрын

@@diana-db8wf yeah I remember :)

Being a fan of Twilight when it came out and growing up means accepting that you're now more attracted to Charlie than Edward or Jacob :P

@lexx1745

9 ай бұрын

Charlie was the real prize all along.

@user-ji2ex5pb2u

9 ай бұрын

Legit laughed/giggled out loud when I read this

@xiaokuer_schmetterling5805

8 ай бұрын

FACTS

@browncorsair

8 ай бұрын

just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree

@OwlBard

7 ай бұрын

Indeed

"When you stop liking music that's when you're at rock bottom" wise words by a wise man.

She lied to everyone 1.Charlie 2. Everyone All the people you'd leave behind 1. Charlie 2. Everyone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@LiinnCo

5 жыл бұрын

lilyrose mitchell I’m choking 😂😂😂😂😂

@CS-yr5jr

4 жыл бұрын

lilyrose mitchell this had me dying when he pointed it out. I’ll never be able to watch this without laughing!

@MiRuina69

4 жыл бұрын

Just everyone..... And Charlie.

@kemistree.

4 жыл бұрын

Never leave behind Charlie! No!

@arissa3788

4 жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED SO HARD

"if he wasn't a vampire he'd just be an abuser" wow dylan's got no printer but he's got fax

@James.Stark.Ben.Edition

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's still an abuser if he's a vampire lmao.

@jessica8313

5 жыл бұрын

@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition True!

@Rachel-ud2ik

5 жыл бұрын

where's the lie tho

@thuphung367

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is GOLD

I love how he’s like “this movie isn’t bad” while also criticizing pretty much every thing

@goose_editz

10 ай бұрын

haha fr

In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...

@desaririaz1302

11 ай бұрын

He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind

@SamIAmWich

11 ай бұрын

@@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries. Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...

@desaririaz1302

11 ай бұрын

@@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her

@desaririaz1302

11 ай бұрын

@@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic

@hanniballecter5383

10 ай бұрын

And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦‍♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped

I just love the way he keeps calling Taylor “Jacob Lautner” 😂

@Lalalalala...

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same

@OneBrokenDove

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt even notice XD

@hannahchitty-finch7738

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr I did a double take 😂😂😂😂

@misssaps4650

4 жыл бұрын

sue prestan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“If Edward wasn’t a vampire he would be an abuser”. Well there’s this fanfic called 50 shades something....

@thomasraines1396

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the Fanfic is called “Master of The Universe”, I’m sad that I know that.

@Claralundqvist

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.

@thomasraines1396

3 жыл бұрын

Claralundqvist it IS Fifty Shades with only superficial differences.

@acidicwaifu7687

3 жыл бұрын

If you took away the supernatural parts,Edward is Christian,Bella is Anastasia and Jacob is José

@dionysusfilms165

3 жыл бұрын

@@acidicwaifu7687 kind of different because they dont seem to be into the sub and dom stuff

I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.

@egygizda

Жыл бұрын

if the baby turned out to be a boy would jacob still imprint on him and be queer then?

@darkvioletskull

Жыл бұрын

@@egygizda Who knows or cares. This is a franchise about vampires and werewolves. Not like they can control who they imprint on

@quota3734

Жыл бұрын

Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮

@mrs_know_it_all153

Жыл бұрын

Well, I always thought EJ stood for Emmett and Jasper which makes it a hundred times less terrible.

@honeygalvez2724

Жыл бұрын

@@quota3734 dude seriously I feel like Stephanie’s search history should be searched because huh….

“I hate my haircut, just know my barber f-ed me up” *4 years later, it is his most popular video*

@CityInTheStars

6 ай бұрын

Yeah his hair is fine.

@gettingbetterfromhere

6 ай бұрын

@@CityInTheStarsI agree, I never said I disliked it. He’s the one who says he has a problem with it. In the video.

@CityInTheStars

5 ай бұрын

@@gettingbetterfromhere ok. I agree with you.

one thing we can all agree: the twilight series' soundtrack is bombbbb

@Thatgenderconfused3mo

4 жыл бұрын

andressa I only like this movie for the soundtrack honestly

@ozymandias7372

4 жыл бұрын

so true. i even started listening to other bands like Paramore because of twilight.

@kylereese1042

4 жыл бұрын

Im your 200dth like.

@Zorolovesanji_13

4 жыл бұрын

Yes agreed, it will rain by bruno mars is really my fave.

@dizzymisslizzy4569

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT?

"These are, like, classic abusive relationship signs" 👌 I came here for this. Thank you.

@Ayaforshort

5 жыл бұрын

Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00. Bella: "I don't want you." Jacob: "you don't know what you want" Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-" Jacob: _kisses Bella_ Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her. And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl. Still bothers me.

@littlemissmello

5 жыл бұрын

jake's just as abusive honestly

@ohia_lehua

5 жыл бұрын

Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍

@Serenity113

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol

@severussnape8040

5 жыл бұрын

@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that? Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too. God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.

One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?

@amora8152

Жыл бұрын

i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?

@specificsoup

11 ай бұрын

he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao

@judescardan

11 ай бұрын

out of everything in twilight this is the one thing that never made sense to me. like..? 😭

@davidao2551

10 ай бұрын

He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires

@davidao2551

10 ай бұрын

It's not like it didn't seem completely insane to him, it obviously did but he just went with it lol He had to

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.

you know Anna Kendrick herself forgot that she was in this movie.

@teaukeri

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think that was the joke

@tashivinci896

3 жыл бұрын

@@teaukeri no it wasnt she actually forgot n was like oh yeah ahaha i was in twilight

@teaukeri

3 жыл бұрын

@@tashivinci896 I think you're not understanding lmao I'm saying that was the reference he made.

@tiffprendergast

3 жыл бұрын

& everyone else

@lmbgemini

3 жыл бұрын

This movie started her career

"She is so manipulative " 10 sec earlier Jacob says he will kill himself to emotionally manipulate her

@thatrantinggirl7376

4 жыл бұрын

Lowkey made me mad

@Bjjbhcoa86

4 жыл бұрын

He is so Team Jacob he can't see he is the manipulative one.

@Aphrodite890

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you have ever read the books. But Jacob is such an manipulative person. In the book he says "I won't killyself if you kiss me"

@noellefritz5678

4 жыл бұрын

William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book

@jaredwilliams6853

4 жыл бұрын

Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.

“It’s the skin of a killer Bella” almost took me out 💀

it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.

“If he wasn’t a vampire he’d just be an abuser” *Christian Grey has entered the chat*

@OPGAMER-xu7ix

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂

@leahsayidi9762

3 жыл бұрын

So true to be honest didn't he only like her cause of the way she smelled and the fact that he couldn't read her mind

@kikisamuel8732

3 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@jillianmilstein8237

3 жыл бұрын

Christian grey is Edward only even more cringey and just completely odd

@courtneyr6645

3 жыл бұрын

50 Shades started as a Twilight fanfic so it makes sense lol

"If he wasn't a vampire he would just be an abuser!" *50 shades of Grey music intensifies*

@imgowrinair

4 жыл бұрын

*Christian Grey had entered the chat*

@jazz_intown4723

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know 50 shades of Grey originally was a fanfiction of twilight? Makes sense if you think about it...

@doc-savage

4 жыл бұрын

@@jazz_intown4723 that's why I posted that lol

@bishwithwifi4938

4 жыл бұрын

lol i get it

@ter-ickajohn-son9716

4 жыл бұрын

Oh come on people if u really read the books you would see that Edward is not an abuser....... He's a protector

The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn

@betterpinkthanbloody

Жыл бұрын

If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies. I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."

@KayKay114

Жыл бұрын

@Dóra Kálfári So this baby hybrid decided the best way to be born was break it's moms back and whatever else it did?? 😱😱😱

@rkah6187

Жыл бұрын

@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.

@honeygalvez2724

Жыл бұрын

@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.

@rkah6187

Жыл бұрын

@@honeygalvez2724 It is a genuinely horrifying concept

In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!" Good times... I loved that class.

@summergirl4567

7 ай бұрын

While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away

Fun fact: Taylor Lautners yearbook quote was _"I dont like shirts."_

@rebekalapina8005

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂Ofcourse it was.

@5entience626

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@vector12yearsago41

4 жыл бұрын

Carson?

@zonelara

4 жыл бұрын

@@vector12yearsago41 thats what i thought

@iexclipsei

4 жыл бұрын

Claudia Spence omg lmaoo

"This is the skin of a killer" No, that's the skin of a disco ball. That's the only reason why people invite you to parties.

@thamilini9436

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is honestly too good for this place.

@MissMoontree

5 жыл бұрын

Savage

@zuziakuzma9880

5 жыл бұрын

XDD

@zuziakuzma9880

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@DarkMirria1

5 жыл бұрын

Too funny. XD

It’s weird how when Bella hits Paul in this movie, her hand is fine but when she hits Jacob in eclipse, it breaks her hand

@CrystalLynn1988

Жыл бұрын

Oh man I never realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.

@editaudioaesthetic

Жыл бұрын

paul turned his head so the open slap would not hurt him. with jacob he does not do this and she uses a closed fist.

@justexisting614

4 ай бұрын

Difference between a slap and a punch tho no?

Dylan: “Jacob, you have no chance just stop.” Also Dylan: “Team Jacob. We’re in it for the long haul!’’

Twilight : Girl chooses between beastiality and necrophilia

@imgowrinair

4 жыл бұрын

That should have been the actual title

@nellyioannidou5612

4 жыл бұрын

Omg eww😂

@sweetestcyanide

4 жыл бұрын

Lexi Sadé at least in the beastiality situation you’re with something alive.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817

4 жыл бұрын

@@sweetestcyanide Nobody goes "Well it's alive aint it?" upon fucking a dog.

@Idk-hz2cp

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂😂

Dude Anna Kendrick *herself* forgot she was in this movie

@rikiinexx2151

4 жыл бұрын

Are you serious?!?! LMAO

@soft_cactus

4 жыл бұрын

ellie wait seriously???

@filipsbigshlong9631

4 жыл бұрын

she wasnt even an important character so..no shit she forgot lmao

@TheXathura

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah she tweeted about it 😂😂😭😂

@Rosawuzhere

4 жыл бұрын

Well, when you're in a movie so terrible, I feel like she'd WANT to forget.

I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.

Twilight: New Moon was basically Edward underestimating how dumb Bella can be.

“if a killer says he’s a killer probably believe him” lmao yes

@user-oi2ef1fc9o

3 жыл бұрын

Even if he wasn't a killer and he said that *STAY AWAY*

@totaloutlanderobsession8013

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@hanrowe2367

3 жыл бұрын

Bro the book is even worse. Characters are 1 dimensional

@Scoobydooba

3 жыл бұрын

llBlank Pagel

“You’re pale, white, ice cold, and never go into the sun. I know what you are.” “Say it.” “DylanIsInTrouble.”

@jadepinnock

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@diamondbaker5331

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@shioriroy8385

3 жыл бұрын

Bwahahahaha 🤣

@melissacaetano4229

3 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHHA

@themimsy

3 жыл бұрын

kate-rosy good that’s my job

My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬 Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.

Young me: "So romantic omg" Me now: can't stop laughing, "Cringe and comedy" Edit: thanks for all the likes, y'all😅🤩

@secondsea2

Жыл бұрын

I watch the first movie on occasion for a fun “bad movie night” lol

@TheMissileHappy

Жыл бұрын

I can't even laugh about it anymore, it's just pure second hand embarrassment xD

@aliceramdom.s

Жыл бұрын

yeah

@janaloff

Жыл бұрын

right 😂

In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter

@satarupagingerkolay

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh more than it should have.

@zoem9686

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@amparodavila1009

3 жыл бұрын

Pffft fr Lol

@stutitiwari1685

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@sunniejmh

3 жыл бұрын

they could go to coachella and have 0 issues

*these aren't sour patch kids, these are sourpatch teenagers* why tf did i laugh so hard

@gigib.354

5 жыл бұрын

I looost iitt 😂😂

@Mia-qv2gw

5 жыл бұрын

Ikrrr 🤣

@ladydavinci9914

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect description of the Cullens hahaha

@Minyadagniriel

4 жыл бұрын

same XD

@ariannamae6114

4 жыл бұрын

Same

56:47 They did not dub over his laugh in the German version. His voice actor knew he could not surpass this

@LR-dh9et

Жыл бұрын

Michael Sheen is probably also the only one who doesn't regret doing these movies, so kudos to him for giving it his all 😂

@God_3712

Жыл бұрын

I freaking love Michael Sheen. What a brilliant actor

@LR-dh9et

Жыл бұрын

@God facts have been spoken! I met him last year and he's such a sweetheart

@God_3712

Жыл бұрын

@@LR-dh9et oh mann you're so lucky, I first saw him in Good Omens and I fell in love

@LR-dh9et

Жыл бұрын

@God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂

You know, I am still waiting for that Game of Thrones commentary….. 4 years later.

@idontdomarigolds

3 ай бұрын

we were ROBBED

can we all just take a minute to realize how long this took him to edit.

@vioniebeaunissant4868

4 жыл бұрын

He's a rule trooper

@marmxl3110

4 жыл бұрын

I tried to edit a 10 minute video and it got me 1 hour +. Imagine Dylan. He was actually in trouble

@sanjabosancic6767

4 жыл бұрын

I appriciate it

@imgowrinair

4 жыл бұрын

respect for him

@renoirrr

4 жыл бұрын

Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂

Her dad being like “I know I’m not that much fun, but I can change” just kind of broke my heart.

@diamondbaker5331

3 жыл бұрын

I know! Charlie is the best character throughout these entire series

@vlada3236

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondbaker5331 I agree with you!

@faycoleman9023

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work

@diamondbaker5331

3 жыл бұрын

Fay Coleman Still better than some of the characters, though.

@nadiamokhtar-lee9027

3 жыл бұрын

Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing

'Get ThaT cg BabY tf OutTa My SighT!!!' MY EARDRUMS

Everyone watching Twilight: Why is everyone obsessed with Bella???? Dylan watching Twilight: Why are these kids judgemental of her?

Billy : "Something terrible is coming.." Dylan : "Winter."

@Emma-rj4nd

4 жыл бұрын

Madi, not maddie winter is coming

@charlizevime2856

4 жыл бұрын

Winter has come

@imgowrinair

4 жыл бұрын

GOT.

*"This is family size. I don't have a family. Just me."* This man can't be more iconic

@nou9636

5 жыл бұрын

Irina E didn’t he say he had a sister who he stole the books from?

@IrinaE

5 жыл бұрын

@@nou9636 I think the point was that he doesn't live with his family. So he buys family size just for himself.

@earlofbroadst

4 жыл бұрын

Dude's metabolism must be faster than Usain Bolt.

I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).

Edward: “You are my life now” Dylan (while eating a Sour Patch teenager): “Damn girl” My fav reactor of all time lmao

“I can see how every twelve year old is just loving this.” Me, an 18 year old: *starts sweating*

@DanielaHernandez-pz1bi

5 жыл бұрын

Claire Blinn is that actually you next to THE Sebastian Stan

@iamshooketh999

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so jealous about your profile picture...

@nyiemac3873

5 жыл бұрын

Claire Blinn bruh I fucking 12 lol his is so accurate

@badbabyslytherin

5 жыл бұрын

Brooooo I'm 18 too and had the same reaction omg I don't think I could have related to someone so much 😂

@samiaya2829

5 жыл бұрын

Meeeeeeeeee

“If a killer says that they’re a killer , believe them “ 😂😂 I LOST IT

@diamondbaker1419

4 жыл бұрын

Yana Banana I think everyone did

@Jeremy12493

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@junebug9359

Жыл бұрын

Wat

@Xehanort10

Жыл бұрын

And try not to laugh if they say they have the skin of a killer then sparkle.

Charlie is hands down THE BEST character in these movies/books

I always find it impressive how Kristen Stewart plays human Bella vs vampire Bella

Super intense sex scene "Chill bro, headboards are expensive."

the best bit about twilight is the fact that Anna kendrick completely forgets she was even in it.

@catelynnbrown8464

2 жыл бұрын

Really?????? Yikes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@modestoctopus14

2 жыл бұрын

I did too until I watched it again

@DerekThomasLirio

2 жыл бұрын

@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."

@KM-nq7hz

2 жыл бұрын

Vampire thralling

@doesntmatter340

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I didn't know who tf she even is before this article 😐💀🙄 She might be big in America but 🤷🏻‍♀️her movies aren't exactly international hits

I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!

Best thing about the twilight saga- The Soundtrack

@malena5026

Жыл бұрын

And don’t forget Charlie

@sophierobinson3204

Жыл бұрын

@malena5026 oh yes, the supreme father figure

"then hold on tight spider monkey " me: ew dylan 3 sec later: ew

@tamarmuthama4977

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂😂 Kinda reminded me of the scene in fifty shades of grey when Christian tells Anna "laters baby" and Dylan says shut the fuck up

@emmajeanjumpinbean

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg lmao me tooooo

@ballssijeie

4 жыл бұрын

@@tamarmuthama4977 yesss

@ballssijeie

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I always think of the song dance monkey when I hear spider monkey. It makes it extra ew

@Hannah-qu5lg

4 жыл бұрын

parker schoen same

The only time Kristen showed emotions: “I’m a virgin!”

@diamondbaker1419

4 жыл бұрын

Gaia Boons ikr?! She said it with so much charisma

@astoldbynickgerr

4 жыл бұрын

same

@rixou4991

4 жыл бұрын

Gaia Boons when does she say it?

@vale.e_e3348

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Thomas Lirio what the hell is wrong with you

@DerekThomasLirio

4 жыл бұрын

@@vale.e_e3348 It's no big secret. I've personally never cared. But I've heard alot of guys talking about popping cherries, taking girl's virginity cause they're tighter.

I love how he tells Bella stay away from him but LITERALLY every time he’s going after her

Imagine walking up to a family - one which you have never met - having a picnic, and you're just like "Mmm, you brought a snack", and attempted to just eat their food.

@sana_saint

10 ай бұрын

Menace behavior 😂😂

If Jacob was drawn to Bella, because of her future daughter, shouldn't he then also have been attracted to Edward?

@alexmooney7474

3 жыл бұрын

I think the (very creepy but borderline biological) reason is that he was attracted to the egg, since women are born with all of the eggs they will produce in a lifetime. So Jacob has been attracted to Bella since he met her, probably. But sperm have shorter lifespans, like about 2.5-3 months from spermatogenesis to maturity. So Jacob probably wouldn't be feeling an attraction toward Edward...except possibly around the time of their wedding, since that was within 2.5-3 months before conception. So...that whole scene where he's pissed about them banging during their honeymoon? Jealous, much, my man Jacob? :D

@Zooobiedoobie

3 жыл бұрын

I choked reading this

@introvertedaz9963

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we've all had those moments where we were attracted to the eggs in a females body👀

@DogsandPennies

3 жыл бұрын

He did suggest they form a polycule..

@irisarv8333

3 жыл бұрын

no because this movie simply doesn't make sense

"JACOB LAUTNER" I'm dying 😂😂😂

@salzkuuu

5 жыл бұрын

Ari It actually took me a while to figure out why this was funny

Fucking thank you! I lived in a small town and when I tell you, there was a new kid? We instantly invite them in. My class was the smallest in the school but we all knew each others business. We may not have been friends but we were classmates and that meant that everybody's got a buddy. Everywhere. Nobody was ever alone. And it was great

Dylan: guys don’t think about *seggs* every three seconds…! Also Dylan: analyses their *seggs* life whilst pausing and making suggestive faces/comments ALL THE TIME 😂😂

the cullens: we don’t want to stick out also them: **lives in a town with 3000 people**

@GrayeIra

4 жыл бұрын

In their defense, that is a reallly small town, though you do still have a point

@ery3610

4 жыл бұрын

Alkora C yea its a small town, why would they live there

@Mika-od2hz

4 жыл бұрын

That what I was thinking. Like just move to new York and you will find people acting like that on every corner

@brimeh3213

4 жыл бұрын

thisiskyle fromladybird maybe because it rains a lot so their skinny doesn’t glitter as much idk

@lidijaoresicgulin5168

4 жыл бұрын

Yess I like that joke hahah . He forgot to say that Edward , other vampires are white cause they dont go in sun soo much and have cold hands they are white skin , cause they have cold blood cause they vampires and they dont like sun . I didnt think watching again twilight , I watched this video cause I found his reaction to twilight movie. I like twilight movies and vampires , I watched twilight and Harry potter movies when I was younger in puberty , but maybe i like more twilight , vampires , Bellas and Edwards love ......

20:25 "prom is an important right of passage" The 2020 graduation class: 😐

@faiththomas6137

4 жыл бұрын

For real

@Polarbearnerd1

4 жыл бұрын

Cvbronax P Deadass tho

@lou8537

4 жыл бұрын

meanwhile prom was banned in our school 😭

@saphiralechat8300

4 жыл бұрын

@@lou8537 meanwhile prom doesn't even exist in the first place in my country

@shekharpatnaik9194

4 жыл бұрын

@@saphiralechat8300 Mine too...... Looks like we didn't lose anything Yay!!

Dylan's reaction to Edward being a walking red flag is my reason to continue

37:11 100% the funniest thing in the video, I was dying. Not only is Dylan’s 1400 question hilarious, dude literally said I fought for slavery and all Dylan thinks about is that he’s old

@diandriasmith889

8 ай бұрын

I was DYING 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣

The upsetting part about these movies , is looking back as an adult and realizing both relationships are toxic asf and problematic

@shanayazaveri2620

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person

@lidijaoresicgulin5168

4 жыл бұрын

I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....

@selenamayfield5165

4 жыл бұрын

@@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"

@JamesChessman

4 жыл бұрын

no way these movies are awesome and they are not toxic! Ok?

@mikaylafletcher4149

4 жыл бұрын

Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...

Edward: ”Bella...” Dylan: ”...I have a fetish for grandmothers.” I CANT BREATH

@alondrarj6640

3 жыл бұрын

that would be great honestly, bella could be happy aging

@cadyxx60

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@lu_bujan25

3 жыл бұрын

23:54

“So it’s (1) Edward, (2) death, (3) Jacob.”

The „charlie, everybody.“ line kills me everytime bro

Dylan has more feelings for jacob than bella does

@indiracg804

5 жыл бұрын

we all do

@youreinvalid8493

4 жыл бұрын

@@indiracg804 fax

@vianeyboruel504

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Xehanort10

4 жыл бұрын

Kristen Stewart's bad acting makes Bella's lack of feelings even more obvious.

@kenya2323

4 жыл бұрын

Indira CG I was just about to say

Damon Salvatore once said: "I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."

@friedschinken2283

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah

@thats.coolig_223

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@nanalove3819

3 жыл бұрын

except none of them does because they all have rings to protect themselves. Well, at least they don't glitter.

@johnecoapollo7

3 жыл бұрын

He says on the hottest summer day recorded in Mystic Falls

@RocKsiJ

3 жыл бұрын

the most hilarious thing about it is the actor who played Damon Salvatore married the actress who plays Rosalie lmao

My friends and I all watched twilight over our quarantine period when we got covid and I can’t begin to tell you the defeat I felt with the fake ending they pulled. I was like SERIOUSLY THEY DID THAT AND I FELL FOR IT

@dawnsf

11 ай бұрын

When it first came out I watched it in theaters with my then boyfriend and cousin and she literally was crying 😂

The fact that he low-key enjoyed the books makes this video a thousand times more enjoyable.

i love how he is lowkey fangirling while cringing at the same time. 10/10 would watch a movie with him again.

@kazakukog

5 жыл бұрын

i think this is everybody when rewatching twilight :)))))

@katelynbarnes6426

5 жыл бұрын

I fangirl whilst cringing ALL THE TIME.

@RaptureIsMyHome

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I would do💀

@Erica-ye7kp

5 жыл бұрын

100% it sucks but its fucking amazing also. Im a 30 year old lady. Lmao

@psychobratt

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure everyone mutually has a love/hate relationship with the twilight series LOL

Dylan: The University of Alaska?! Is that even a thing?? Me, a student that actually goes to that school: ... barely

@rosemaryvalenzuela5032

4 жыл бұрын

Do you study snow 😂

@kaylabirnel7808

4 жыл бұрын

Rosemary Valenzuela only during freshman year 😅

@hannibanani029

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy fellow UA student! Glad to see someone else lol 😂

@hollywoodisasataniccult4022

4 жыл бұрын

Omg 😆

@taylorangelinaa

4 жыл бұрын

omg

I've watched this video so many times, how did I not notice Dylan saying "you're such an idiot" at 6:00 like he fully believes that he is Bella

Dylan calling Robert Pattinson “Batman” was like a prophecy

A WHOLE 4 movies for a girl to choose between bestiality or necrofilia LMAO

@DoratTheKiller

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@vanessa_s5584

Жыл бұрын

NOOOO 😂😂😂😂

@kiasms22

Жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@SUPERSONICGIRLIFY

Жыл бұрын

Whatever the choice, she's a monster fucker. XD

@SpagettiSpeltWrong

Жыл бұрын

Common white woman struggles 😔😔😔

“Who’s he?” “That’s Batman” He literally is Batman now 😂😂😂

@katierose2865

3 жыл бұрын

YES 😂😂 when he made the joker comment 😂😂😂

@arianajugo5754

3 жыл бұрын

Came to the comments expecting to read this

@jamilly8920

3 жыл бұрын

And he repeats the "c'mon" and says "That's his batman's voice" 🤣🤣

@skyemiles6142

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why he said it Batman

@daijahleeworld6292

3 жыл бұрын

XD

Rewatching this made me realize I should read the books bc Dylans questions/ comments makes it sound like the books & movies are completely different😭😭

@mingoddess2695

11 ай бұрын

After reading the books, I became team Jacob, a Jacob apologist and it made me look at the Cullens differently😭

"Oh God, does this deer get fucked up. Goddammit Bambie." I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I totally forgot she was in this movie." So did she dude.

@hotdogs2549

3 жыл бұрын

She certainly didn't for her future auditions, including Pitch Perfect. She's just playing 'too cool' for it now, and it's sad. Just embrace that you were in it, girl.

@gavrochethenardier957

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotdogs2549 nah bruh I say good for her for moving on and forgetting that Shadow in her career

@brandyjohnson738

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotdogs2549 girl she had better roles than this role I don't blame her for forgetting this movie. I'm just happy her being in this movie doesn't stick with her

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotdogs2549 She played a random friend of Bella with no personality or character. Why would she embrace being in it? You Twilight fans acting like people are obligated to like it and accusing them of trying to be cool if they don't are what's really sad.

@colonelsanders1621

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xehanort10 The movie is how she got famous. If she doesn't embrace it, she is basically neglecting her roots. Personally I don't feel like anyone should do that, but everybody is different.

"JUsT leAvE mE AloNe WitH My CActUs DAAAAAAAAAAAAD" Im ded

@oP-qq2ib

4 жыл бұрын

Eats her out

I’m on my about 20th time watching this, thank you for making these movies bearable Dylan

I didn't like Edward or Jacob, one stalked her and wanted to kill her through their whole relationship and one forced her to kiss him and threatened to kill himself for another kiss kinda sad that we all obsessed and encouraged to be obsessed over these toxic dudes at such a young age, and knowing all this I still watch the movies so idk

@desaririaz1302

Жыл бұрын

Ok but in mew moon after Edward left Bella spent that whole time trying to do things to kill herself to prove a point and get Edward back like he says don’t do anything dangerous and proceeds to get on a bike with older men knowing there intentions jumps off a cliff just trying to prove a point so that Edward will come back she’s just lucky that Jacob was there to stop her from all the crazy things she did to get Edward back