Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes
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Today I listened to your requests and am reacting to the Twilight Saga, including Twilight, Twilight New Moon, Twilight Eclipse, Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 1. Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen, Taylor Lautner as Jacob, and of course Kristen Stewart and Bella... oh boy is there some chaos in here with the vampires, werewolves, and one complicated birth/c-section!
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"Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her" Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂
@margarbieadams8200
Ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@mirandakoenig3090
29 күн бұрын
This hahahaha
@tinytt854
27 күн бұрын
Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.
@bumblebee898
25 күн бұрын
That was hilarious 😂😂😂
@WeAreThePerfectStorm
25 күн бұрын
I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary
"oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel" "oh is he eating the baby?" IM DECEASED
@luzytb4681
Ай бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT
@dm4121
Ай бұрын
Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨
@tyrondacoleman2694
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dietotaku
Ай бұрын
so is bella 🥁
@akshen92
Ай бұрын
Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽⚕️
I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
-the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.
@mykajones2308
26 күн бұрын
Ohhhhh
@WeAreThePerfectStorm
25 күн бұрын
Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way
@garbage69353
16 күн бұрын
Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes
@d.5432
15 күн бұрын
Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused
@khushbuluhar11
10 күн бұрын
Yes
“Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?” Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”
@andriannalu4991
27 күн бұрын
Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility
@daniverdusco9452
27 күн бұрын
Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?
@silasthesnail
27 күн бұрын
In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source
@tinytt854
27 күн бұрын
They are dead. The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿
@marianelachiu7582
27 күн бұрын
@@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?
“Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.
@lisa_vxng
29 күн бұрын
Same
@biancaoxo02
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😭
@natalielawyerchick
27 күн бұрын
I screamed with laughter 😂
@ClaudiaReneFuentes
26 күн бұрын
this comment made me laugh about it all over again
@BoxOfToasters
25 күн бұрын
Bella: Dying Dr Mike: HMMM SHE LOOKS FRAIL
Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.
@garbage69353
16 күн бұрын
That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.
@pamhernandez6565
7 күн бұрын
I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!
I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤
@Meimoonei
24 күн бұрын
You mean taylor lautner
@IAMYOLO2020
23 күн бұрын
I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair
@Galaxy_wolfy14
20 күн бұрын
Yeah short hair definitely suits him better
@rileysjonger4192
13 күн бұрын
How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.
@lizm5303
13 күн бұрын
Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.
“Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell” I CAAAAAN’T.
@lizm5303
13 күн бұрын
Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.
It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨
@claireallen-qd9bb
Ай бұрын
frrr 😭✋🏽
@thepubknight6144
Ай бұрын
To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in Same as Edward
@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
Ай бұрын
@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄
@lauraladyll
Ай бұрын
It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.
@lich109
Ай бұрын
@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.
"You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too" "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me
Fun fact: I went to middle school with the actress who played Rosalie (Nikki Reed). I love this video as it has been cracking me up especially when he says "Babies are vampires."
@juliakercsmar6587
17 күн бұрын
Wait wait wait ✋ you witnessed her "thirteen" era??? Im guessing you just knew her name but still. Thats cool
@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut
8 күн бұрын
You might potentially have doxxed yourself just now
“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.
@andreea_sayuri
Ай бұрын
Samee😂
@ageisyanejc
Ай бұрын
Me too hahaha
@Theunicorn2012
Ай бұрын
“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.
@srehtodnacipE
Ай бұрын
“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.
@GhostKingDeAngelo
Ай бұрын
Why are people copy pasting the original comment?
All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!
@covidfeverdream
Ай бұрын
It’s from Not Another Teen Movie
@courtneymarti8199
Ай бұрын
@@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.
@sheryll1536
Ай бұрын
Yea that was gross omg
@amandag8194
Ай бұрын
Agree. I started gagging.
@courtneymarti8199
Ай бұрын
@@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!
"FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL
Since he's been a doctor for such a long time, Carlisle is so used to working with people and blood that he's able to ignore that thirst.
Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this." Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."
@Snorlaxiian
Ай бұрын
I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded
@ZippedUpKitz
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@jlerrickson
Ай бұрын
Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...
@emelialartey2973
Ай бұрын
Literally that’s exactly what I said
@tyrondacoleman2694
Ай бұрын
Right
*Bella on the table like half eaten* Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.
@clairer342
29 күн бұрын
I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂
@JStep-tl8zx
9 күн бұрын
I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now
As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet
@lizm5303
13 күн бұрын
Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.
Dr. Mike I have answers to your questions 😅 • They are fine around blood because they drink animal blood instead. However the one vampire reacted because he hasn’t been without human blood long enough so he is still fighting the craving. • they aren’t worried about about blood illness because they heal •it’s not ginger ale she is drinking blood •he was biting her to give her venom and also get the baby out I would assume. But it’s so if she did die at least she has his venom in her so she can come back as a vampire. And he gave her extra to help her but she was already dead so the extra wouldn’t have worked. • there probably isn’t any bacteria from Edward because they heal and stuff but idk. Also the baby bit her. •Jacob wasn’t disgusted he was like he knew it was gonna happen, he warned her. • the doctor technically would have gotten his training hundreds of years ago so that may have explained some of his mistakes. • he didn’t stomp on the leg he grab it and broke it with his strength. I think that was it 😅 I have watched these movies too many times 😂
"That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny
@tjmcavoy-jensen871
29 күн бұрын
Yo he’s funny as hell without even trying 😂
@michellestreater3296
29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@cynless6489
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amandagould2596
27 күн бұрын
Busted out laughing at this!
“THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tracyleesmith781
28 күн бұрын
Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂 And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤
@lorelisromancastro4457
28 күн бұрын
@@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹
@BrooklynSaunders718
27 күн бұрын
Right 😂😂😂
For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.
@star_baker
7 күн бұрын
Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭
@stephsaguudefan1753
7 күн бұрын
@@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.
4:39 "They (the vascular surgeons) do their little stuff, and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury" One might argue that's actually big stuff 😛
*Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen* Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that." Help I'm crying 😂
@lizm5303
13 күн бұрын
The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.
“You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION” -Doctor Mike
@agapeeternal
29 күн бұрын
I lost it at this omfg 😂
@mylifewithmarmalade4624
29 күн бұрын
Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.
@HSMfanatic17
28 күн бұрын
You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!
@Shad0wst3pz
28 күн бұрын
Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.
“Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅
8:18 "oh, she wants vampire" help im dying 😂😂😂😂
Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing
@user-gc5wu1mm3z
Ай бұрын
Lol
@Pizzashahark
Ай бұрын
This should get top comment
@user-nonxx
Ай бұрын
LOL-
@naadiyaorrie1180
Ай бұрын
stop the jokes don't make me in a bad mood i loved this vid
@furkanbozdag8198
Ай бұрын
@@naadiyaorrie1180how
Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything. “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”
@sandiesandholm1236
Ай бұрын
My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"
@AngelJuliet
Ай бұрын
@@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter
@Lane_y0195
Ай бұрын
@@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?
@lauraelliott6909
Ай бұрын
@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.
@anishawoods8443
Ай бұрын
Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?
2:29 to this is I say Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl
0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.
I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂
@AriVirtual
29 күн бұрын
please i so want a react to this
@tracyleesmith781
28 күн бұрын
Oh yeah I agree!
@MasochistMouse
27 күн бұрын
Yes, we NEED that reaction!
@quaseumhomemrenascentista6911
25 күн бұрын
Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving
@r.altman6458
23 күн бұрын
The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!
“She’s gonna eat the scalpel “ “Is he eating the baby?” IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@leahhalfpenny3335
28 күн бұрын
Right after that moment “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂
@reddale5952
11 күн бұрын
@@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂
10/10 laughed so hard it triggered my asthma 😅 now I'm wheezing 😂
“Hope I don’t regret this.” Everyone who’s seen the series: “Oh, but you will.”
Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂
@Tooncesthecatwhodrives
Ай бұрын
Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣
@gingerhowe5247
Ай бұрын
I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅
@Hiiiiiiii879
Ай бұрын
Staying alive
@erjusik
29 күн бұрын
I literally choked on my tea😂
@han.nah.
29 күн бұрын
Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔
Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.
@muhabbetkusukavun4292
Ай бұрын
The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career
@maketycry3952
Ай бұрын
And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money
@hamsanandini7647
Ай бұрын
Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol
@mxbubbles4753
Ай бұрын
and he's regretted it ever since 😂
@aiden3627
Ай бұрын
His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious
Your Reaction & Your Detailed Describing Words are so Practical & smooth & detailed..it's Refreshing to Witness your Reaction & Talk about Them...keep up the Awesome Work
This was EVERYTHING I needed. Best reaction!
“I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.
@CountryBuff08
Ай бұрын
Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.
@grandmabecky7984
Ай бұрын
@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie
@AnniCarlsson
Ай бұрын
Well Bella is not really a charismatic person
@lgt_jne
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@arianavail
Ай бұрын
@@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.
Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.
@snowflakechoirox
28 күн бұрын
Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.
@reneeluv1986
27 күн бұрын
@@snowflakechoirox 😅
@daniellespencer5026
27 күн бұрын
@@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol
@lizm5303
13 күн бұрын
I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.
2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor. I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂
8:55 I just wanted to say thank you for blurring the needle 😭🥺
"I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much
“Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!” That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.
@srehtodnacipE
Ай бұрын
Aight what's the name of the cartoon
@rhov-anion
Ай бұрын
Daaang we need to know the name.
@itsdune079
Ай бұрын
@hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon
@srehtodnacipE
Ай бұрын
C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@renskerotjes1349
Ай бұрын
okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol
Thank you so much Dr. Mike!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages and I really needed this.
I haven’t laughed this much from one of your videos in a while.
"my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*" Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂
@izzafizza339
Ай бұрын
Michael Burnham - let's flyyy
Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭
@dutchkel
28 күн бұрын
To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.
I was ENTERTAINED. thank you for this video.
15:29 “this is like a Gatorade commercial” LMAAO MIKE
Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤
@Marilynefc
26 күн бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂😂
"I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭
"is he eating the baby?" I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP
I love how worried he was with every injury.
I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL
@rishabharya3329
Ай бұрын
It rhymes, dawg
As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.
@Greentrees60
Ай бұрын
Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.
@Greentrees60
Ай бұрын
There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open
@Slashycent
Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom. Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥
@lauraelliott6909
Ай бұрын
@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.
@MsLisa1114
Ай бұрын
Thanks didn't know this❤
This whole video was everything i didn’t know I needed
I am a huge Twilight fan and I had a great chuckle now! Thanks Dr Mike.
To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.
@MamaMoonHigurashi2023
27 күн бұрын
The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.
@barborajezkova8393
27 күн бұрын
since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭
@lets.get.intoit.
25 күн бұрын
Also wasn't his 'power' self control?
"Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂
This entire video was just amazing! What a fun ride 🤣
I never knew I needed this video so badly.
“he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying
"Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!" I am dying 🤣
@marjorie5098
23 күн бұрын
That one was too funny 😂
this is literally something ive been waiting forrrr
Dude you’re one of my favorite KZreadrs! Can you react to injuries actors/stunt doubles had while making movies next?
You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.
@LeahB31
28 күн бұрын
I covered the screen with my hand.
@galllowglass
28 күн бұрын
I can still hear her back breaking 🪦
@HSMfanatic17
28 күн бұрын
You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.
@tarysunshine3878
28 күн бұрын
My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth
The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣
"What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂
Thank you for this, I’ll be watching it everyday now 😅
“Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby
@kayleighandhercat1351
Ай бұрын
Yup. He bit her stomach open and removed Rasputin
@kathleenmusiak1369
25 күн бұрын
@@kayleighandhercat1351Rasputin 😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭
@kayleighandhercat1351
25 күн бұрын
@@kathleenmusiak1369 🤣🤣🤣
The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣
@Lavenrius
Ай бұрын
Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂
@lauryn5350
Ай бұрын
I woke my mom 😂
This video was hilarious!! Some great commentary here 😂
Thank you for helping destract me from my pain
You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻 "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.
@geisyanejc
26 күн бұрын
actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha
I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.
@Marilynefc
26 күн бұрын
He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet
This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs Dr.Mike!
“ THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE MEDICINE” I died😂
"Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂
To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand
@masterjunko
Ай бұрын
I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.
@masterjunko
Ай бұрын
i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are
@StarRoseDragon5
Ай бұрын
@@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha
@masterjunko
29 күн бұрын
@@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.
You were reccomended to me by a customer service agent I was on the phone with. This is the first video I have seen by you. OMG, you're HILARIOUS! Thanks! 😂
Doctor Mike, I adore you enough to suffer through watching this much of Twilight just so I can still support your channel.
Don’t forget the mental impact of Edward constantly gaslighting Bella, that’ll do some damage too
@ariagrace1857
Ай бұрын
In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad
@elysecatmull3404
Ай бұрын
@@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)
@randomperson6433
Ай бұрын
Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.
5:27 A papercut, the tree's last revenge.
@tinytt854
27 күн бұрын
My paper cuts never bleed.
@Awidferd
27 күн бұрын
that makes me sad😭😭😭😭
I love that you did this 😂😍
9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.
6:23 Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts. Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella. About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'
@orcaletta
Ай бұрын
immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol
@KitKat-kc3sq
Ай бұрын
Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.
@Eggette
Ай бұрын
To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick
@sametheus
Ай бұрын
not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war
@tjohns25
Ай бұрын
@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.
Non doctors - “oh her knee!” Dr. Mike - “oh her patella!” 😂😂
HILARIOUS!!!! Best thing I have watched in weeks!!!! 😂
omg the video I didn’t know I needed
her being in shock for the entire series would explain a lot tbf
Mike's ignorance of the world of Twilight makes this 1000% funnier😂😂😂
I’m obsessed this is my favorite video ever. I love twilight. And I love dr mikeeee
Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡
@hanners4895
Ай бұрын
I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.
Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes. In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.
@lottejuulke79
Ай бұрын
Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)
@edweefication
Ай бұрын
@@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅
@alatielinara
Ай бұрын
He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal
WoW 1000% thanks for the laughs !
Omg your soooooo hilarious I really love this one a lot 😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼 I really enjoyed it
Just an FYI for anyone who didn't read the books, Kristen Stewart plays Bella exactly as she was written.
@shania991
29 күн бұрын
THANK YOU when people say omg “why is she acting like that so cringe” like duhhh that’s how she’s written
@snowboardgurl4545
29 күн бұрын
I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse 😂
@leahscontemporary
28 күн бұрын
No she did not. And i wish yall would stop saying that because it only lets me know you dont have any understanding of the character. Bella in the books is always prone to tantrums and fits of crying. She's very emotional and stubborn when things don't go her way. She can be very petulant at times. She also has a big martyr complex. To add, Bella is kinda funny. Yeah she has like that corny elementary school teacher humor that's kinda cringy but often you'll find her more so joking at the irony or the ridiculousness of a situation than really riffing off the dome or cracking like fart jokes or something. Book Bella is reserved, maybe a little shy but altogether a well put together person. So saying whatever the heck that was supposed to be Bella in the movies is the same as written is hilarious at best. Although I do mainly blame Kristen's acting for the common misconception. Bella's interesting, but i know not necessarily likeable. But not liking her doesn't mean that Bella is a poorly-drawn character. She's very much an individual, and in fact her lack of relatability is why she grated on my nerves so severely as the series progressed. Not just anyone would think and behave the way Bella does, but again to Meyer's credit, Bella's questionable decisions are driven by and stem from a consistent worldview and inner logic. That's an achievement - Bella's personality doesn't shift around so that she'll act in the way that best suits the plot, but rather she reacts to situations in tandem with who she already is. Kristen does the nothing of the sort. So in no way can you say Bella is a blinking and stuttering mess. And yes while Kristen gives off cool hippie mellow vibes, I think the brunette hair and the pale coloring is where all of the similarities with the character end. Because Bella is very girl next door, she's the quintessential pretty but doesn't know it yet, the shy introverted bookworm in that beauty and the beast might turn around and fall in love forever with brooding monster kind of way. But she was never a blanked face cringy pick me. Bella's even described as having a heart shaped face and full lips and big doe eyes and billows of long thick brown hair. In contrast to Kristen whose features are sharper, and who has a more chill skater chick vibe to her; not necessarily the blushing bookworm. And she does try but that softer girl next door vibe just doesnt come naturally to Kristen
@khepur
28 күн бұрын
@@leahscontemporaryAs someone who has read all the books, watched all the movies, and scoured through the supplemental material... I could not disagree more. Book Bella is a blank slate because that was the POINT. That era of teen romance fantasy was when the popularity of the 'self-insert' books was at an all-time high. The female protagonist characters were written with the idea of the reader 'being' that character in the story, so the characters themselves had to have very little personality. The only real defining trait of Book Bella is her fixation on Edward and being with him, and then later having a child with him. She doesn't even have any hobbies, ffs. If you've ever seen Kristen Stewart act in any other movies, you know that the way she played Bella was what the directors were telling her to do.
@nmv33
28 күн бұрын
Thank you! That’s why I tell people Stewart was the right choice for Bella. She is Bella.