Richard: 4 children, that's no picnic. David: Only for a cannibal. LOL. Genius.

@lanestovall1715

7 жыл бұрын

nince021 Richard: and even then it's really more of an appertif

@Walperion_Music

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@AmericanMysticDegenerate

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if it was really that fast or if they edited it just a little bit

Robert Webb looking horrified and saying "what the fuck have I done?!" is a highlight of my panel show viewing experience.

@TheHutchy01

6 жыл бұрын

Morgan Stiefvater He knows he's getting Lannistered if Charles gets offended

'Charles wears a suit incredibly well' ...understatement of the year.

"Can we have the first of your final answers please?"

It's always funny to see Charles Dance appear on panel shows.

@thesilentgametestr

7 жыл бұрын

Winston_KillDeath I found this funny too as 'last action hero' is the only film I remember him in which he was a glass eye villain, just some irony in it.

@thebagelsproductions

Ай бұрын

The Golden Child as a baddie and White Mischief are a couple of good roles of his

Charles Dance's diabolical look at 27:24 and the way he's made Robert Webb squirm makes me think he truly *is* Tywin Lannister in real life.

@user-ho5pb4vq1p

8 жыл бұрын

+Jenalene Santelices Its more of a Lord Vetenari look a la Going Postal

@themadplotter

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ho5pb4vq1p no idea who the other guy is but Vetenari I know.

@ILuvAyeAye

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ho5pb4vq1p Ohhhhh he'd be an excellent Lord Vetinari.

Charles' face when Richard calls him Chuck D... I can't even... LOL

@djenemyagentx

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think he knows who Rick was talking about?

@seanduffield5432

4 жыл бұрын

@@djenemyagentx My guess is yes. I reckon he loves Public Enemy, and sings Cold Lampin' in the shower, and recites Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos word for word while the other Chuck D blasts out of his car stereo... I also have a hunch he says 'Yeeeah Boyeeee' after the director shouts cut after a scene he's just nailed. Perhaps also if he's recognised in the street and someone asks "Are you Charles Dance?", he replies "Don't Believe The Hype"

@thentheworld6152

4 жыл бұрын

33:58

@thebagelsproductions

Ай бұрын

It takes a nation of millions to hold him back

I think I'm in love with Richard's brain.

@thekingofokay

10 жыл бұрын

I feel this in my soul.

@Queenofdeathandevil9

10 жыл бұрын

Get in line ;-)

@SkywardSpork

4 жыл бұрын

There has always been something weirdly attractive about that man

@eschwarz1003

4 жыл бұрын

he's very handsome/cute too

@JG-vh1xc

3 жыл бұрын

He’s funny, he’s adorable, he’s handsome, he’s clever, he’s sweet,,,

Charles has such an upper-class, but intimidating accent and voice. He was MEANT to be tywin.

@breakfastattiffanys741

3 жыл бұрын

I can't NOT see him as evil 😂

Charles Dance filled the whole room with his powerful charisma.

@bchearne

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I mean wow. The years just seem to increase the beauty and gravitas of some men, like the chisel of a fine sculptor revealing the shape within

Is Charles Dance the smoothest guy ever?

@LilyFitzgerald

8 жыл бұрын

+Joshima M yep, and I want to hire him to read me bedtime stories, or tell me bedtime stories, either way, yep, I'd crack on with that

@AlexanderTheGrape445

8 жыл бұрын

+EdDueim Definitely,Chuck D is the man!

@ReynOnLife

7 жыл бұрын

You may have never seen Brian Blessed if you think that

@AlexanderTheGrape445

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think he literally means THE smoothest guy ever

@Spudmeister568

6 жыл бұрын

Yah, Yah. So nice. So smooth.

Charles is damn attractive, isn't he? It's strange he hasn't become an icon in Hollywood by now / up till now.

@OfficialFingazMC

4 жыл бұрын

I know this is a 3 year old comment but he is isn't he. All the older ladies I know want him, damn I'm a bloke, single, straight and in my 30s and I kind of want him!

@PogausorusRex

4 жыл бұрын

I've had a crush on him since Last Action Hero. He's... not as prominent as McKellan or Stewart but he is so damn cool. In another time line he's the best James Bond I'm sure.

@JM-pm3ob

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a Shakespearean actor rather than a Hollywood star to be fair.

@dodobean7620

4 жыл бұрын

After starring in Golden Child in ‘86 I cant blame him for avoiding Hollywood...

@Walperion_Music

3 жыл бұрын

@@JM-pm3ob David and Charles are now both kinda Shakespearean actors...

Watching Robert Webb struggle to keep it together throughout this episode is some of the best tv since the moon landing

@mayflower2370

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't there a deleted scene where he breaks down in tears because of Tom Cruise and the lavatory?

I so love how pleased Charles Dance was when Richard called him Chuck D omg :')

Only charles could look so charming in his age

@flanplan5903

3 жыл бұрын

Um...Jeremy irons or Sam Neil would like to have a word...

This is the single greatest lineup a panel show has ever seen

@achjetzt

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!! I want more Miles Jupp+Richard Ayoade in things...! And obviously Mitchell and Webb...

That's Quotewang!

@aliince9372

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes.

@leeshapon

2 ай бұрын

Wordwang*

I so wish they had done more than one series. I just keep rewatching this once in a while to bring myself happiness. Mickey commenting on Chuck D picking up his cards...I think Robert would have gladly been swallowed by the floor when that happened lol Brilliant show,

That banter about "easing" a prospective house sitter into accepting to look after 58 lions and tigers reminded me of how Gandalf introduced a Hobbit and 13 Dwarves to Beorn.

8:00 David's explanation of why Stephen Hawking spelled words wrong and then everybody's "Ahhh" in unison is just so satisfying for some reason.

@lilymarinovic1644

2 ай бұрын

I originally thought it might be a Hawking quote for some sort of similar reason - voice to text or text to voice can be tricky like that

Awww, my reluctant life partner haha.

@dingyuanguo6516

8 жыл бұрын

+ScarletxCrimson "I wish she had been you. It would've saved us a lot of time." They are so adorable :)

@dingyuanguo6516

8 жыл бұрын

+ScarletxCrimson "I wish she had been you. It would've saved us a lot of time." They are so adorable :)

@nicholasbailey4537

7 жыл бұрын

You know they're not a couple, right?

Charles Dance beauty is breathtaking .... every gesture, every smile, every look irradiates beauty....

Lool, Chuck D and Chance are the best nicknames for Charles Dance xD

he got down really well there..WELL DONE CHARLES. haha mickey flannagan cracks me up

I love Miles, he is not only funny in his own right, but also has no qualms about laughing at the other comedians jokes and really is an intelligent person. Seems he doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

I love Charles Dance.

@snooks5607

9 жыл бұрын

who's apparently also known as "Chance" (11:55) ..thought David might've misspoken, but it happened again at 34:10

@LeoMRogers

9 жыл бұрын

Solid Snookums To me it sounded like they both said "charles"

You can tell Robert Webb is in awe of Charles. Very sweet.

@juliannechan7282

10 ай бұрын

Aren't we all 😌

Make that a T-shirt. Stephen Hawking: Basically a Timelord

@Dorianin1

9 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a job for Cracked.com....I'd buy it.

Micky’s impersonations are underrated! Nailed Bojo and Chuck D 😂

I feel like Charles Dance is the past generation's version of Tom Hiddleston...

@crongfucius

8 жыл бұрын

+Crong i mean his mannerisms is so like Tom Hiddleson's

@Liusila

8 жыл бұрын

+Crong You're right! wow

@crongfucius

8 жыл бұрын

I know right! Like his face shape and the way he talks and moves, it's sooo Tom

@amaterashu23

8 жыл бұрын

+Crong Never really thought about it but you're right, Tom and Charles are really similar both in looks and personality/mannerism. Thanks for pointing out. :)

@crongfucius

8 жыл бұрын

OMG yes they should

Even before Charles Dance reads the quotes you know it's gonna be brilliant ❤️

“The theme of this weeks threesome is ‘school days.’” Not a sentence I ever thought I’d hear on TV.

"That's no way to talk about his mother." .D (3:23)

Why no 2nd series? This was a very decent show.

@pseudonayme7717

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah,it seems ch4 would rather make shit progs about shit things appealing to the LCD than continue with a tried and tested successful format like this :/ Seems insane they are on like the fifth benefit st pish,and yet this was canned after 6 excellent episodes.

@statiq1941

8 жыл бұрын

+Pseudonayme 77 That and I feel "WISIS" might now be a risk.

@animatorswearbras

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair they needed to keep the budget for the utter gem that's announced immediately after (during the credits) and have it going for eleventy billion series and is in no way the ultimate example of the most inane, cheap, IQ dropping drivel, ladled onto the slack jawed masses so that imbeciles have an opinion to compare to about the other toss they watch.

@sidarthur8706

6 жыл бұрын

because it's shit, they've taken no care over it, it's a get rich quick scheme, the proof reader and joke writers are shit

@sidarthur8706

6 жыл бұрын

and the cameraman, what was he doing following charles dance to the ground?

Charles should narrate a meditation tape, I’d love to go to sleep with his voice in my head.

27:30 is why he was such a perfect Tywin. That is exactly the effect Tywin had on people in the books.

Charles dance, more like one of the best things that happened to television and film.

Some of these quotes become hilarious if you imagine them being spoken by Tywin Lannister. Especially "I have a dream..."

Thanks for sharing this episode. Robert Webb never disappoints.

Robs face when he mentions a 1936 law.

@METALFREAK03

3 жыл бұрын

doesn't mean he is from then. I always mention every poll we do the 1872 secret ballot act when MPs outside ask for whom I voted for. Evidently, I am not 100+ years old.

@jorenthar9186

3 жыл бұрын

@@METALFREAK03 It's been over a year mate, let it go :)

'Fucking exciting' I want David Mitchell to narrate my life.

I never understoon why they never filmed more episodes of this. That's maybe my favourite panel show. Know all the not-so-countless episodes by heart.

thanks for uploading this series...nice...never heard of it before but working my way through the episodes

@thebat735

8 жыл бұрын

Same here. Seems like a great show. Thanks Vladut.

richard is so gorgeous

14:14 to 14:37 is why David Mitchell is one of my favourite comedians out there

@AslanW

7 жыл бұрын

God damn, I kept watching after this comment and David Mitchell is on fire in this episode

@haggisa

7 жыл бұрын

Hearing David Mitchell use the word "fucking" in any sentence is akin to seeing a kitten give you the finger. You just giggle and melt inside a little bit.

@AslanW

7 жыл бұрын

+haggisa hahah I agree

@WardancerHB

7 жыл бұрын

I want David to react to your comment so bad! :-) Can you picture it?

@4Everlast

7 жыл бұрын

I agree and would just like to add, that when Stellone being woted by his teachers as the most likely student to end up in an electric chair, they aither never saw Rambo 3 or no one rememberd it. ;) :)

I can't decide which would be more dangerous: insulting Mike Tyson or Tywin Lannister...

@theAngryscotman

8 жыл бұрын

+tSp289 Definitely Tywin.

@dexy122

8 жыл бұрын

***** Right. Or rather make your house friend do it, and then just make a slight acknowledgment that it was his idea before you die.

@theAngryscotman

8 жыл бұрын

dexy122 that too

I love Charles Dance...........elegant, a bit of mischief, and very handsome. From The US! PS. LOVE David...............

Might be the only show i've seen where Charles Dance isn't playing a bad guy

@adamj1947

7 жыл бұрын

Alreet Vegeta

@hard2explain344

3 жыл бұрын

Rebeca, I think it's on youtube

Charles is like a class inspector he doesnt even have to say much just sort of smirks 😅

god i wish Charles Dance could have read Patton's speeches. That would have been gold, like the Lannister's coat and hand.

I love that Charles couldn't sit still in his chair 😂😂😂

i was having a lil trouble with mickeys dialect [?] so i turned ON captions and jesus, i think it was having a harder time than ME

"What the FUCK have I done." haha.. me, every fucking day I wake up in this life.

Charles is great I love him

Why the hell they didnt comission another series of it?

@Walperion_Music

7 жыл бұрын

I never thought a show about some boring quotes will be THIS good and entertaining! Keep re-watching and re-watching it and after 2-3 years it’s still one of the most solid brit-panel-shows ever.

@DigitalMonsters

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, David Mitchell on anything is just great ^^

@DanGolag

7 жыл бұрын

Get David, Richard, and Charles MFing Dance in a studio together, the result couldn't possibly be short of brilliance.

@enigmatic474

7 жыл бұрын

because literally no one watched it. i'm a huge fan of comedy panel shows, and of david mitchell and david ayoade in particular... and even i found it hugely disappointing

@DigitalMonsters

7 жыл бұрын

"huge fan of david mitchell and david ayoade" You mean Richard Aoyade xD?

Micky Flanagan is just pure comedic genius

Why did they cancel this? Richard and David in one show.

" I'm not saying that You're from the '30s" Keep digging Rob! 😂😂

"when they purr you get blasted through the patio windows" !

Here I am in 2019 and now Boris Johnson is UK's Prime Minister. Oh, how the turn tables...

@NDBit

4 жыл бұрын

... 2020 and the nightmare still hasn't ended...

@reggiepollock4669

3 жыл бұрын

@Zak Maslen I somehow doubt Jeremy Corbyn is in the ra

@METALFREAK03

3 жыл бұрын

@@reggiepollock4669 he's dodgy though. I am not sure why young people liked him tbh.

@METALFREAK03

3 жыл бұрын

@@reggiepollock4669 also just to say, tories get a bad wrap, but they actually have done (looking through history) the best out of any living party nowadays. I say living party as the whigs were good back in the day. Labour just go in and f everything up, everytime. They couldn't even get the NHS right, wasn;t even their idea but oh boy don't they claim it was!

@reggiepollock4669

3 жыл бұрын

@@METALFREAK03 he's definitely not in the IRA tho

Only Boris Johnson could come out with a quote where the key words are "semi-naked" and "otters"

Was hoping Tywin would kill someone in this episode, but I guess we will have to wait for later episodes like every season.

@Dorianin1

9 жыл бұрын

He dead.

@theAngryscotman

9 жыл бұрын

Robert should avoid weddings for the foreseeable future.

Robert sounds so much like Benedict Cumberbatch

AHAHAHAHA "four children, that's no picnic." "Only for a cannibal." I'm dying.

"Can any of these men actually fly?" I love this show, so glad it popped up in my suggestions.

Am I the only one who noticed Robert Webb started getting visibly upset after that quote about his first kiss came up and looked as if he was crying by the end there?

@CaptainPrincess

9 жыл бұрын

Nasty shit probably went down with her

@BrainbusterLeckie

9 жыл бұрын

Ah! Well it's good he wasn't sitting heartbroken on a Comedy show then haha :L Cheers for that info bro, makes this funny :L

Vladut Alecsandru - I am a long way from 'home' soooo... Thank you for presenting this series.... Much appreciated...

I have got such a crush on Charles, my god..

Might be a lame idea for a tv show but the cast always make it great!

LMFAO 🤣😂 Robert dug himself one hell of a hole hahahaha

My new favourite show :-)

I've never seen a panel show get so many perfect contestants in a row. There hasn't been a single person on this show who hasn't made me laugh my arse off, yet.

My queendom to have a dinner party with these chaps!

I'd love to see Charles Dance in QI ^^

Michel de Montaigne reference from Richard in a comedy show. Incredible multi-layered humour, witty responses. Possibly the funniest Nigerian-Norwegian comedian of all time. See The IT Crowd or Travel Man for more Richard Ayoade. I'm not his agent, just a fan.

My sister tried jumping off our garage roof with an umbrella. Not because she was mentally deficient in any way, she'd just watched Mary Poppins ..... what DID they expect?!!!

@BigWelshMike

8 жыл бұрын

+littlewoodimp It can be both reasons. :P

@littlewoodimp

8 жыл бұрын

BigWelshMike laughing .... I do wonder sometimes .... about both of us! (Ah heck! I KNOW it's true) Blwyddyn Newydd dda Welsh lad ....... little Welsh woman

@haggisa

7 жыл бұрын

Clearly "Kickass" was a movie based on Stallone's autobiography.

Idk why but I was laughing so hard at the "three-legged race" bit. Micky is so great and underrated. I had to wait to drink or else I would've spit all over my laptop. I feel so bad for not being able to hold my laughter at 29:18 and 29:29.

@jwehope

8 жыл бұрын

+YoQuieroTacoBell oh god I forgot about that part and rewatched it. After six months, it's still funny as shit. I laughed so hard and snorted. It was all very classy.

best show on da planet. LOVE MrDance

This show is getting better and better.

I'm really surprised by that last one, I can only imagine Charles Dance wearing either a formal suit or a suit of armour with a couple of lions on it and a red cloak.

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

You should see him a red pleather skirt

As usual I really enjoyed the show, but I can't believe after my typical eye-watering laughter how deep that quote at the end hit me. "What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning."

for a variety of reasons best left unaddressed in a youtube comment this was both the best episode of this series and the very reason it was never renewed even in various conceptual retools

"What the fuck have I done?" I love Robert Webb lmao

Hahahaaaaa omg that bit by Mickey Flanagan @20:20 "they're all slags..." I'm bloody dying 😂😂

Thank you! This seems like a great series.

Watching this after Boris Johnson got elected PM... Really puts things into perspective

26:58 haha love that man😂❤

Funnily enough as well as being in a Bond film, Charles Dance once played Ian Fleming...

Charles dance was okay in game of thrones but he was BORN to be lord Vetinari 😄

I like how none of them actually went: you know what, jumping off the roof probably got him in that chair in the first place!

I _love_ this show - this is probably the fourth time i've watched this episode. (Thank goodness for youtube!) But this time i'm transfixed by David. I mean, what on earth is going on with his sleeves?!?

FUCK I got so hyped for Charles to be Sean Connery when we had like a two second sneak peek at the start of the show. I was so ready for Sean

i’m in love with both robert webb and richard ayoade so this is a fucking *great* episode for me

I can't believe they missed the opportunity to note the irony that Hawking ended up in an electric chair.

Me sees Charles: **Tywin Lannister flashbacks** . But hey he's brilliant at what he does, just imagine being opposite to that stare.

Robert’s lack of poker face was the funniest thing hahahahah

I knew the quote about the volleyball players thanks to The Big Fat Quiz 🧐

This show needs more credit than it gets

I remember Charles Dance more, for being the strange interchangeable glass eye man from the last action hero. A 180 you stupid spaghetti slurping cretin... Good times.

@Yliandra

10 жыл бұрын

My first jump is actually to the scary demon-disguised-as-man Sardo Numspa, in The Golden Child, but Last Action Hero is my second thought when I think of Charles. My favorite delivery in that movie though, is "Hannibal Lecter can do the catering." I love the way he keeps hard-rolling his Rs in that entire sequence - it's very sinister.

@BertGrink

4 жыл бұрын

Alas, I have only ever seen him in the third installment of the Alien franchise, the one that takes place on the prison planet.

@vsratoslava

2 жыл бұрын

Yess, he was so scary to me

There’s me like, “oh look the villain from Last Action Hero and And Then There Were None” and everyone else is like, “oh look the villain from Game of Thrones”. What is it about this man that is so intriguing and appealing and awe inspiring?