FAQ: - How do I play subs? You can't. The event was from 30th October to 2nd November. Wait until another event or when the subs are actually introduced into the game. - What's the first song? It's in the end screen. - What's the second song? (1:38) Weebl's "Stock Market" (although that's the name of the original flash it was in, not the song itself.) - What's the third song? (3:48) I have no idea. You can find a longer version here - kzread.info/dash/bejne/o52Au5aTm7nYn6g.html

@Hybris51129

3 жыл бұрын

When subs finally come to War Thunder permanently I might just finally get back into the game.

@comsot

3 жыл бұрын

so subs are my favourite military thing and of course I come the DAY AFTER THERE GONE

@joeyknight8272

3 жыл бұрын

@daeth сука same

@MemeMapping

3 жыл бұрын

Third song is on KZread under the translated title “Cadets of the Guards School”

@haakke

3 жыл бұрын

Third song is a rendition of "Kalinka" Otherwise known as the Tetris theme.

“There are more planes in the Ocean then Submarines in the Sky”

@gaurdaingamer5143

3 жыл бұрын

I agree to disagree

@caturlifelive

3 жыл бұрын

why you disagree to agree

@THEGREATMEMEWIZARD

3 жыл бұрын

Not anymore.

@thefireflygamer8572

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong though

@kayagorzan

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly a false statement Of course there’d be more submarines in the sky

The chances of being ran over by a submarine on land is low. _But never zero._

@jayamarillo1554

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKWayLtmZrK8e8Y.html

@M4_Sherman587

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayamarillo1554 wtf

@jayamarillo1554

3 жыл бұрын

@@M4_Sherman587 dang you don’t get it

@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayamarillo1554 uh what ?

@jayamarillo1554

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 dang another one who doesn’t get it

"do a wheelie" "sir, we are in a submari-" *_"DID I STUTTER?"_*

@thek6410

3 жыл бұрын

Now do a barrel roll

@Avetho

3 жыл бұрын

Georgia: "Hey captain, can we do that?" Captain: "Hey hey hey! Hey, hey hey hey hey!!!!" _[Translation: "No we're a submarine! Georgia, don't you dare try it!!!!"]_ Georgia, doing a wheelie in Scooter: "What was that, Captain?" Chitose: "Georgia that's dangerous! We're in enemy territory right now, what if you get spotted by New Jersey's scouts?!"

Imagine being in a plane hoping to score some kills and then this thing comes hurdling at you at 700km per hour

@SHADOW-0-2

3 жыл бұрын

Now that’s comedy

@floppi7098

2 жыл бұрын

If the plane was me then i would litteraly scream my “BLYAAAAAAAAAAT”

"See we launch the whole submarine. That's 10000% more missile, per missile." - Cave Johnson, probably

@DeuxExNoir

3 жыл бұрын

This is some serious WH40K level shit, right here.

@matthewyoung9828

3 жыл бұрын

He must still be between banks so he got the US navy to invest in apature

@tapist3482

3 жыл бұрын

Portal references never fade.

@captainnelson9833

3 жыл бұрын

Close enough XD

@Kiwoeoe

3 жыл бұрын

YEEES IVE WAITED YEARS TO SE A "cave johnson" Meme comment !!! :DDDDDD

"So, wait is he playing aircraft or navy?" "...Both."

@matwarnke3910

3 жыл бұрын

not both but boffum

@someonestolemyname

3 жыл бұрын

still navy but the captain was trained in an airgroup

@kevinburns8473

3 жыл бұрын

He's in the Space Force!

America: the submarines out of torpedoes Russia: the torpedoes out of submarines

@-sturmfalke-

3 жыл бұрын

I think you messed up...

@dannydelda2004

3 жыл бұрын

English 100

@user-pj3po4ri2z

3 жыл бұрын

Даже американцы делают мемы про русских 😁🤣

@deepAnal

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-pj3po4ri2z только писал русский

@maxyusha241

3 жыл бұрын

More like "missiles Made of Submarine"?

Crew: But sir we are out of torpedos Captain: We ARE the torpedo

@bademusoctavianjuvenal2702

3 жыл бұрын

Japanese be like:

@nanashimumeisrightfeather7420

3 жыл бұрын

Tenno Heika *BANZAI*

2000 KM/h, for reference, is about Mach 1.6. Take that top tier.

@905SONICking

3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine what that would feel like? Especially if it flopped around like that in mid air.

@firestarteronyoutube5542

3 жыл бұрын

That’s faster than the correct top tier Jets can safely go at at Sea Level

@santacatarinaball7091

3 жыл бұрын

when your slower than a sub this post was made by the sub gang

"You see Ivan, when submarine begins to fly. Enemy will not know whether to use depth charges or anti-aircraft weaponry"

@gkgameplaycz

3 жыл бұрын

hegiht charges? :D

@inary682

3 жыл бұрын

@@gkgameplaycz so flak?

@DustDevilJones

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Notmagickal

3 жыл бұрын

Would a sub get damaged by flak though? Or will it be ineffective?

@-fish-3316

3 жыл бұрын

@@Notmagickal sub is too fast for flak

“Sir, what’s he doing?” “He’s beginning to believe”

@SHADOW-0-2

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Some smart guy: "There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky." War Thunder: "Hold my glitch."

As someone who qualified fish on a virginia i can confirm that this is exactly how we move across the ocean so fast

@FokkerBoombass

3 жыл бұрын

oh okay I thought something was wrong

@thetype97chiha2

3 жыл бұрын

I read something totally different...

@kronks4

3 жыл бұрын

Qualified fish.....do you mean you work in the fun room? :D

@edgamz9315

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you can say the Engine Room is pretty fun lol

@Didymus-vz6uy

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Navy is going to be PISSED this leaked out... there goes our monopoly on flying attack subs... You, yes you, have ruined it for us all.

@kayagorzan

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@addisonchow9798

3 жыл бұрын

Space battlesub Blue Noah

@kero5709

3 жыл бұрын

FALSE

@theishiopian68

3 жыл бұрын

The submacopter was real all along!

@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632

3 жыл бұрын

@Mialisus lol

everyone's gangsta until a nuclear submarine start flying

@soup6823

3 жыл бұрын

Well’ there’s a nuclear reactor in there. Might as well make use of it.

@Avetho

3 жыл бұрын

@@soup6823 They just land and spill nuclear soup everywhere. "Target uninhabitable and severely damaged, target personnel terminally ill, considered neutralized." The Imperial Japan of WW2 would be proud

@sonicj.shadow5072

3 жыл бұрын

that gentleman...How we develop Nuclear war(submarine)head...

@starrleredo3248

3 жыл бұрын

@@Avetho Ten'no Would be Proud

@PriceTheCourier

2 жыл бұрын

Blast that submarine with the AMERICA!

“Status report” “We are flying on time, on target.” “But you’re a subma-

Command: Yeah we got a ICBM in the air. Command: That’s has got to be the greatest pirate I have ever seen.

@razvy6949

3 жыл бұрын

So it would seem.

@Dan86130

3 жыл бұрын

@@razvy6949 flute intensifies

@tonalcrayon1290

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dan86130 *cranks volume knob*

@lpflore

3 жыл бұрын

ICBS*

@noobary

3 жыл бұрын

ICBS* Inter Continental Ballistic Submarine

"The submarine knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't"

@fluffylynx6643

3 жыл бұрын

Only place it knows where it isn't is in the water

@yearlygymnast9865

3 жыл бұрын

O god not again

imagine what his teammates were thinking seeing this guy on the mini map

The Submarine: "Hey guys, look what I can do!" Other submarines: "Okay, what is it-" *they saw him flying away with the sonic speed*

"Sir, it seems we have an ICBS launch" "You mean ICBM?" "No, ICBS"

@franken0702

3 жыл бұрын

"intercontinental ballastic submarine"

@cheesejam1373

3 жыл бұрын

Are you making fun of people with cotc

@cheesejam1373

3 жыл бұрын

@ofcefcipu corn on the cob

US government: We will watch your career with great interest

@ZaHandle

3 жыл бұрын

slaps 2 waterproof jet engines on a sub

@ZennPlanes

3 жыл бұрын

Opecuted *slaps submarine* this baby can go up to 20k ft! *chuckles*

When you sign up for the Navy and end up in the Space Force.

This submarine knows what's up. No, like literally.

"Fire the torpedoes!" "Sir! We have none left!" "Fire this submarine!" "But sir, we are in the submarine!" "Did I stutter!?"

@SomeD00D01

3 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT

@chadwickchadson2042

3 жыл бұрын

mommy please come pick me up, im scared

@tomatojuices5340

3 жыл бұрын

the last time i saw grandpa

@f22littleraptor21

3 жыл бұрын

*chuck* we're in danger...

@ApusApus

3 жыл бұрын

"Prepare the warhead!" "Sir, no more weapons onboard!" "Prepare the reactor!" *Pushes plutonium rod in the reactor*

Imagine the person who is taking the game seriously, and then they see the flying Submarine

@andrewchilds8886

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine spawning in to be bombed with a torpedo from a Mach 3 submarine slamming itself into a mountain

@slovakvladimir5316

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewchilds8886 Imagine seeing tank spinning like Heck and Come into your Spawn....

@silvadic2207

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck physics. We don’t need them where we’re going.

@extomvp

3 жыл бұрын

*Welp thats enough war thunder for today*

@theacidknight6463

3 жыл бұрын

a sailor on a submarine: *ahhh another normal dayyyy.... WTF* what he sees: *submarine* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

0:32 Giant monsters in movies when they throw a ship

Engineer 1 : "Look, Sam, you're obviously drunk. You can't make helicopter submarines. That's stupid" Engineer 2 : "Hold my beer."

Submarine: *made to be used at ocean* Fokker: My submarine , my rules.

@andrewh1891

3 жыл бұрын

how about "I paid for the whole submarine, so I'm gonna use the whole submarine"?

@thatoneguy6466

3 жыл бұрын

Kraut Space Magic

@olbradley

3 жыл бұрын

-of physics...

America: we’re gonna launch our ballistic submarine at your cities! Russia: do you mean missile America: no

@comradeapplejack2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hehehe in Soviet Russia we fire submarine not missile.

@conradkai9705

3 жыл бұрын

@Niko Umicevic I know, it was developed to match the Soviet’s technology

@tomaszwpierdol9050

3 жыл бұрын

Should be the other way around :) Soviets Would have to counter intercontinental subs, but There is nothing that can beat that. Looks like this is how USA won the Cold War

@jordanrodrigues8265

3 жыл бұрын

That could be an attack mode of the Poseidon nuclear propelled torpedo.

@comradeapplejack2633

3 жыл бұрын

yes comrades

Ok. I wasn’t prepared for this to show up in my recommended. I am so glad it did.

imagine a recon fighter come back to the base "so what do you see? what is enemy doing in the arctic?" "....."

“There’s a missile on radar, but... I can’t figure out what kind.” “Son, that’s not a missile. That’s a submarine.”

@nikelsad

3 жыл бұрын

Submissile

@MR_Foffe

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikelsad Since "Sub" means under, I thin the right term would just be a "marine". :) Or if you have another suggestion.

@joneades1364

3 жыл бұрын

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme*

Submarine battle in Atlantic Ocean: "this is U-156, out of torpedoes, going to bomb Vladivostok"

@ShinGojira-xq7fm

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I'm crying from laughter at this

@atomicvibez3544

3 жыл бұрын

lol nice

@spacexfan1281

3 жыл бұрын

It's even funnier that Vladivostok is in pacific

@Ori--pw5vw

3 жыл бұрын

High command - U-156 negative over , how will fly your sub Submarine- just leave it to us ,over.

@thundergaming1880

3 жыл бұрын

what bomb little cyka.

“That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen...”

@Syntaxerrortwenetyone

2 жыл бұрын

“...So it would seem”

Gotta love the Final fantasy 7 Remaster Electric Chocobo Song playing over this cursed video. Fits it real well

So this is how the germans got to Argentina so quickly at the end of the war.

flyin sosig

@rayzenlll2717

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the big and the great radal

@zhangjeff238

3 жыл бұрын

Ask Radal next time to play sosig

@affirmonego5202

3 жыл бұрын

Flying cuban cigar

@Sh4d891

3 жыл бұрын

What de fock

@alanmaclaren4118

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sh4d891 it’s wotdefok

100% historically accurate as you can see.

2 жыл бұрын

🤫 it’s a secret Area 51 sub they stole after raiding Area 51 🤭🥴

when you ran out of torpedoes, but then you remember you're in a *nuclear* submarine.

"I didn't sign up to be a pilot!"

@daviscampbell9020

3 жыл бұрын

What a shame.

@f22littleraptor21

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad!? Fire the sub!!!!

Russian coast guard with unsurprise face: "I bet they let Crazy Ivan drive it again."

@blutact9931

3 жыл бұрын

(hardbass slowly gets louder as the submarine passes high above the coastline at mach 2)

@wahyutriwibowo1803

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy Ivan : I lost a bomb... do you have it?

"Son, this plane floats about as well as a boat flies." Let's hope so.

-Banzai Charge ! -Sir, we are in a submarine -I said BANZAI CHARGE DAMNIT !

@starrleredo3248

3 жыл бұрын

es no Japanese Sub

Oh god, don't give the World of Warships devs any ideas.

@niaagustina4142

3 жыл бұрын

World of warship is learning sub now but idk they will also learning this

@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry

3 жыл бұрын

@@niaagustina4142 now they will make gravity mode in WoW lol

@lunar6156

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry I can already imagine black steel rods floating in the sky firing torpedoes

@rainell8246

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunar6156 thats an absolute hell of any player lol

@DarthKryat

3 жыл бұрын

looks like the subs here work better than in wow

The entire sub crew: we need to go fast Capitán: lets show them a little trick I learned

@TomcatTailspin

3 жыл бұрын

Creo que se te escapó el español por ahí...

@bonjourcava2493

3 жыл бұрын

"I am going to do what we call a pro gamer move"

@vittoriovaglio2031

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is underrated a bit

@finlandball1939

3 жыл бұрын

*Heres a little lesson in trickery, this’ll go down in history!*

"There are more planes in the oceon then there are submarines in the sky" This dude: Hold my beer

"sir we need to r e t r e a t." "okay launch this flipping submarine"

"now i've seen everything" - Engineer from Team Fortress 2

@ShinGojira-xq7fm

3 жыл бұрын

"I fear no man, but that THING" *flying submarine* "It scares me"

When Vlad asked you to launch the biggest missile he didn't expect to see a submarine fly past his quarters

@jcjcjunk1881

3 жыл бұрын

Launching a fuckin nuclear torpedo to the west to top it off

0:33 That moment when you ran out of torpedos, so you have to become one instead.

When she says she is home alone but you’re off fighting in the Cold War

November 10, 2009: "Tactical Nuke ready" Today: "Tactical submarine ready"

3:24 "Drowned" *excuse me what the frick*

@harharhahrahrharo

3 жыл бұрын

Submarines need water to breathe

This got recommended and this was the best thing I seen in a while lol

Bro, you made my day.

When they say: "Oh, the american planes climb like submarines!" What I imagine:

@TheAttacker732

3 жыл бұрын

It climbs so much faster than my fully-laden P-47... Although at least the P-47 is controllable in its ascent.

hahaha!! I was crying laughing watching this lol! Good find! love it! Subbed.

@Tigershark_3082

3 жыл бұрын

Well hello there, Mr. Matsimus! By the way, thank you for getting me interested in military technology!

@notdave1745

3 жыл бұрын

It's the new missile platform now a days.... minus the missiles

@DrHazard1206

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I literally just watched you cleaning Tanks Video

@addisonchow9798

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bird it's a plane it's a submarine?

@cheyenne2197

3 жыл бұрын

Subbed

Torres: "That's what I called elegant!"

My new pc took this one video to start up, thx for entertaining me

"Intercontinental" just took on a whole new meaning

That's got be the best captain I've ever seen

Imagine being on a battleship when this submarine kamikazis you at 400 kmh

@starrleredo3248

3 жыл бұрын

Ten' no would be proud

This whole video is just the definition of "The laws of physics no longer apply to me mere mortals."

Honestly seeing this in-game would make my day

This video made my day, you got my Sub(scription). 😂

That time when you look at the mini map.

"War thunder is the most realistic war game filled with tanks, submarine and army vehicle" Yeah, this definitely happened during the World War 2 and during military training

Me: chuckles Teacher: is something funny? Me: no, its nothing My brain:

i think i know why you can do that war thunder calculates mass depending on how submerged you are since you exit the water, somewhere between that and then, only a part of the tail was submerged so you had very little weight, but the same thrust so accelerating to etreme speeds very quicly and it stops accelerating because it detects you're out of water and thus do not have thruster working

This brings a whole new meaning to sub surfing

That explains those 'flying cigars' I keep hearing so much about.

Josef: Why are we going to the Gulags again? Demetri: Remember That Time When We drank to much Vodka on the Sub.

@raytastic2461

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment xD

@sykerblade5353

3 жыл бұрын

@@raytastic2461 i agree

>that convulsions >mission objective completed

imagine just getting your lunch in the cafeteria and then your suddenly thrown against the wall as the sub begin spiraling out of control

"there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky" -an intellectual

@baronhartono3058

3 жыл бұрын

*sea

@ceoofchonk

3 жыл бұрын

@@baronhartono3058 oh god thanks lol i didnt notice

@death_parade

3 жыл бұрын

In the country of Norway, the number of upward slopes and downward slopes are exactly the same.

“ *Someone tries to argue with me saying WT has realistic physics* Me: -copy pastes this video-

I love that this is in a public match, his team and the enemy team must've been confused as fuck

Legend says that submarine is still flying

Imagine playing WT as a ship, and then an flying sub starts to glide while spinning towards u

@punbug4721

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being this guy's teammate and watching him rocket into the middle and just not stop.

this has been a bug since the april fools event, it was never patched. i have a video of me flinging into the enemy spawn and getting like 4 kills if im correct

@evertenplaza3673

3 жыл бұрын

Can ya post it, if you have it still?

@Blue-mr7fe

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@tonalcrayon1290

3 жыл бұрын

I too would like to see this

@mr_demeanor6008

3 жыл бұрын

post it!!!

@joelfilho2625

3 жыл бұрын

Please upload it, I HAVE to see this.

Todays forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of submarines

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, it's a f*cking submarine

"Submarine drowned in the sky" --WarThunder, 2020

I know this is an overused joke, but lemme still say it *"That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"* **Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays**

@drouge187

3 жыл бұрын

It's not overused it's just too good to stop using

The one video that might have got me actually playing War Thunder, and then I see in the description that it's been patched.

"Its a bird! Its a plane! no its a Intercontinental Ballistic Submarine."

"You can't go insane with a videogame." War thunder:

@SHADOW-0-2

3 жыл бұрын

War thunder be like war thunder says that we don’t care about rules we need this

Oh you you're back... WAIT WHAT? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

@FokkerBoombass

3 жыл бұрын

I DON'T KNOW IT JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mom: "no we have at ballistic sub at home" the ballistic sub at home:

Nice work

Imagine being a maritime patrol aircraft and just witnessing... this on your daily mission.

@codyspradley6277

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the patrol craft and nearly being hit by that.

@vladimirmakarov2661

3 жыл бұрын

Me ohhh faaaak Alionnshhhh

@Ishikawa745

3 жыл бұрын

@@codyspradley6277 Frigate Captain: Detecting nearby Submarine. Fire the torpedoes ! Crew : Sir we'll need a missile for that 😐

Wonder what the other team is thinking when they see a submarine flying through the sky at moc 2

Imagine being in a dog fight but then getting clapped by a submarine.

I love, how it says, u completed the mission while hes flying

Yea ive noticed that so as well in the "Phantom Menace" event as well

Literally no one: This guy: submarine aerodynamic

@sgt_delta5565

3 жыл бұрын

*hydrodynamic

@vladimirmakarov2661

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgt_delta5565 аааааааааааааааааааааааааааа

@sgt_delta5565

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimirmakarov2661 heyyy... aren't you supposed to be dead?

@vladimirmakarov2661

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgt_delta5565 but game doesn't want me ded I'm in new mw2019 behind scenes until mw22.0 arrives

Basically the sub in gta when you use the Atomiser on it

"Houston, We Got a Problem" :)