As a matter of fact, as we speak I am surveying all of your cars inside my Su-35BM Flanker-E. This video has put a significant damper on my plans.

@kermitenthusiast485

3 жыл бұрын

Pls no kill my car I need go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to work

@chewycornell

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry man, he hasn’t told us yet. You have a chance.

@dustinlindsey1859

3 жыл бұрын

**laughs in having a ADF-01 with TLS and PSL installed**

@notshownnotshown309

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in ADATs

@Miguel_Hernandez535

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in CIWS*

This is the best high-effort shitpost I've seen all day.

@haditjandradjaja8403

3 жыл бұрын

Why the car not using its CIWS to destroy those obstacles first ?

@curioussnek859

3 жыл бұрын

I can agree with this

@Galactice9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@curioussnek859 I can agree with this

@fbi1122

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you to call this scientific work of safety a shitpost!? -rep

@dontaskmewhy8734

3 жыл бұрын

You cant really call it that even. This is just pure documentation. History channel is obviously way closer to being shitpost than this

Finally. He remembered his youtube password.

@thebaconplays5305

3 жыл бұрын

wut

@paw0960

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebaconplays5305 SUSSY!

@madador1572

3 жыл бұрын

69th liker

@barragethree5047

3 жыл бұрын

I was beginning to think the mailboxes got him

@yourlocalmemestealer1

3 жыл бұрын

I swear XD

I was legit screaming the entire time "What about the Single Seat Twin Engine Supermaneuvrable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighter most likely observing me this whole time!?!??!" I'm glad he finally addressed it in the end. Really clear lesson, no questions.

@amongyourchannel8456

10 ай бұрын

I felt the same

@a-guy-from-a-place

10 ай бұрын

Yea yea but as an amarican the F-22 RAPTOR has entered the chat

@outkast937

7 ай бұрын

Dont worry, since a russian super maneuverable aircraft doesn't exist... You have nothing to fear

@vanillecrotch

5 ай бұрын

For real! Finally i can show my therapist.

@patheticpenguin

4 ай бұрын

Real

Finally, i always found it easy to manage my own in an aerial dogfight scenario but roundabouts were always scary. Thanks for the tutorial!

@KatarinaBohtana

5 ай бұрын

😂

@mr.tank_410

4 ай бұрын

War Thunder moment

After this premere finishes, my neighbor will never again be able to destroy my car with his supermaneuverable Air-Defense fighter aircraft.

@dovetail4662

3 жыл бұрын

agreed man, so annoying when that happens.

@eetwas

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

@konaboi1952

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@drrjack1631

3 жыл бұрын

Dinkleburg😤

@redactedexpunged

3 жыл бұрын

I recomend using a mobile AA tank

It’s not even text-to-speech voices anymore, this is getting so professional.

@Kenshov

3 жыл бұрын

It is, though.

@helper_bot

3 жыл бұрын

the tts reminds me of Podel and i cant stop wheezing

@luccarodrigues781

3 жыл бұрын

I've spent the whole video thinking to myself "Holy crap this sounds so real and yet nobody talks exactly like this" It's really, really uncanny, it's sort of unsettling

@Tadfafty

3 жыл бұрын

Its a weird thing, I think it is computer generated.

@sol2544

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tadfafty cant be. His tone changes too much. It has to be real.

I hate being harassed by a Sukhoi SU-35 single-seat twin engine super maneuverable all weather multi role air superiority fighter aircraft while I am simply going work with my car. This guide helped me so much. Thanks a lot.

Here in rural America we luckily don’t have problems with the Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E. However we do have the Fairchild Republic A-10 (warthog) Thunderbolt 2 which is a lot slower and easier to spot but is tougher and has more fire power. I always hate it when I’m driving to the store and my car get blown up.

@malpacamusic_1007

4 ай бұрын

loll the A-10 thunderbolt 2 was made by fairchild-republic, not lockheed martin

@Entschuldigung14

4 ай бұрын

@@malpacamusic_1007 I knew that but when I was writing this comment my brain short circuited and I lost the only 4 brains in my head. 🥴I have corrected the mistake, thank you for your output. 😃

@anamatos6589

16 күн бұрын

Here in Brazil the same but with Embraer A29 super Tucano light attack aircraft and sometimes a Embraer modified version of the Swedish Saab JAS 39 Gripen, the Embraer F39 Gripen-E

I love how the problem is not the fact that you may be killed by a hidden fighter jet, but that it's embarrassing to drive around without having anti-aircraft weaponry

@deltoroperdedor3166

3 жыл бұрын

One can rarely feel embarrassment if killed

@alrineusaldore6764

3 жыл бұрын

@@deltoroperdedor3166 *So there's a chance*

@maulanaariefhidayat4369

3 жыл бұрын

You should be ashamed if you didn't have anti-aircraft weaponry, smh kids these days.

@tailgunner2

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, look at all the mideast and mid-asia videos of Toyota pick-up trucks with Artillery installed. One would believe, if nothing else, a dual 20mm would come standard!

@dynamicpaintball

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's in the second amendment in the US, 'Thou has the right to bear arms and 20mm GAU8 Avenger autocannons. In god we trust 🙏

I love how this guy learned fairly advanced 3D animation, maybe even went to school for it. And still he decideds "yep this is the best use for it".... And I fully agree.

@zakariaahmadfauzan926

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to assume this is the guy portfolio when applying for 3d modeling job

@ttoxic5782

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewislaws6770 podel is a legend

@jesusdeputy931

3 жыл бұрын

No we fully agree

@drntrdt

3 жыл бұрын

same thing applies to Pamtri

@patateslikofte6474

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewislaws6770 thank you very much sir

Thank you for this tutorial, lately I have noticed multiple Su35BM Flanker-Es and Lockheed-Martin F-22 Raptors in my vicinity every time I attempt driving a roundabout. I have also noticed the Goalkeeper CIWS system is very effective with mid-speed bypasses, while having a little bit of trouble with high-speed F-22 Raptors, I attached multiple SAM units onto my vehicle in order to deal with the Lockheed AC130 Gunships I would run into occasionally, with those attached I am able to effectively Neutralize most NATO and Warsaw Pact aircraft, I feel much safer after following the instructions in this tutorial.

@KyleJordanGaming

10 ай бұрын

That shortcut through the CoD Warzone map just isn’t worth it, bro.

@u-will-begin-2-cough-in-3-days

9 ай бұрын

bro just install s-500 on your car

@sond5554

3 ай бұрын

Speaking from experience, I think using a SAM system is kind of a waste there. The AC-130 gunship is notorious for being big, slow and heavy. So I think you just need your CIWS system to shot that plane down. The SAM system should be used to defend against larger and more dangerous targets such as a B-52 Stratofortress or those Su-35 you’re talking about. Additionally, some camoflaging is quite needed since getting those weapons destroyed is not a pleasant thing to have. I’m Vietnamese so I know a bit about this stuff, no need to thank me.

@emirkomutan4212

22 күн бұрын

Cutey little l3 :)

@amogusenjoyer

7 күн бұрын

I think you should moving out of no man's land

It's a decent dogfight guide, for those who end up in a Typhoon entering a dogfight (like a real man), don't forget to drop the fuel tanks and any air-to-ground munition right before the first high-G maneuver. Have a great day!

We need "How to protect your fridge from a heavy cruiser when you aren't at home"

@thealmightyloaf5380

3 жыл бұрын

E

@MaxStrongman

3 жыл бұрын

Its also really annoying when velociraptors throw samsung smart fridges at me when i am trying to study for my history on arachnids class.

@bluepineapples9947

3 жыл бұрын

I have a problem where it breaks my porch I take my dog on a walk and I get back and there’s just a navy destroyer chillin on my porch *>:[*

@crazycrazyo4085

3 жыл бұрын

This would really help me

@dapizzasnake8462

3 жыл бұрын

Arm sandwiches with BARs

As an American, I always heard that driving in Europe is more sophisticated.

@generalcesko4079

3 жыл бұрын

As a European, I can assure you that I dont know.

@crypt0sFX

3 жыл бұрын

@Lizzy MH Or water.

@ABW941

3 жыл бұрын

Of course it is, we have manual transmission.

@xavierhernandez-dones4497

3 жыл бұрын

@@crypt0sFX You really had to do Africa like that?

@crypt0sFX

3 жыл бұрын

@@xavierhernandez-dones4497 Yes

Respect to the car driver. His name is unknown, his deed is immortal. 😢

0:51, as someone who is new to driving, i can confirm that whenever i see a roundabout, i just go to the nearest road sign and start rotating, making me fly. thanks for teaching me how to use a roundabout properly.

This channel is literally an advanced evolution of HowToBasic

@charlie_magne_103

3 жыл бұрын

With actual language, instead of grunts and yelling

@simontist

3 жыл бұрын

HowToAdvanced

@PredatorWolf1

3 жыл бұрын

I disagree, it had actual information instead of complete utter randomness with eggs and raw chicken.

@dragongames3057

3 жыл бұрын

HowToDefendYourAirCraftfromANucularExplosion

@connorross123

3 жыл бұрын

That's the lowest insult I could possibly imagine

He’s answering the questions we were too afraid to ask

@rp-fatv5815

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂😂

@mihailmilev9909

3 жыл бұрын

This is my Instagram pfp lmao

@blackcatmc838

3 жыл бұрын

yeah

@bemotivated8443

3 жыл бұрын

But we need to hear this

@dawger

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Roundabout madness Starts at 0:30 Anti aircraft armor 2:30 Twin engine 1:45

@o5-7firefox

10 ай бұрын

Do you mind if I make a slight correction? /gen

@-Cookie-dough-

10 ай бұрын

Sure!

@Heroo01

6 ай бұрын

how short is your fucking attention span that you would ever need this on a 6 minute video?? this comment never would have existed before tiktok

Thank you so much! I am just learning how to drive and this video saved my life! No more supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft will try to kill me ever again!

Me: “Time to sleep” UI: “You cannot sleep when there are military aircrafts nearby”

@DruNature

3 жыл бұрын

Ive been saying "this is the last one" for 5 videos in a row, but now it really is time to sleep.

@acrobaticalpaca6675

3 жыл бұрын

Man I love flan's mod

@comradecat1922

3 жыл бұрын

It actually makes sense, aircraft are pretty noisy right

@myusername3689

3 жыл бұрын

Just get yourself an SR-71 to scan those things and then shoot them down with F-22 raptors.

@thechosenone7622

3 жыл бұрын

0:37 how to drive safely

The guy who struggles on roundabouts but excels in pilot fighting: My time has come

@otto3695

3 жыл бұрын

Are you that guy???

@mikkihintikka7273

3 жыл бұрын

there is no such person. its like saying muted person who is good singer

@TerraZetzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikkihintikka7273 Pretty sure I saw that person on one of those Got Talent shows.

@guardsmansethlee3635

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, my time HAS come.

@cerridianempire1653

3 жыл бұрын

does he have a tragic backstory?

when there's a sign on the side of the road saying "speed limit enforced by aircraft"

I was very scared of this happening, thanks for clearing this up.

Audi should sponsor this channel for featuring one of their models in such a crucial lesson in basic vehicle defense.

@revupofficial

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Domiii1234

3 жыл бұрын

lol 1.2k likes and 1 comment lol

@emmanuelfrancois3717

3 жыл бұрын

also he should get sponsor from BAE systems or United Aircraft Corporation.

@alessandromazzini7026

3 жыл бұрын

Audi's trash

@FWPhys

3 жыл бұрын

The trolley one featured a Porsche too. At this point the entire VW group should come in and sponsor

This guys search history must make him look like he is starting a small army

@not_herobrine3752

3 жыл бұрын

at least no cutlery were involved in the making of this video

@nerfllama6975

3 жыл бұрын

He is

@someguynamedsomething9612

3 жыл бұрын

Look like?

@skulldozer1270

3 жыл бұрын

@Kzaxrtij Skather huh

@skulldozer1270

3 жыл бұрын

@@someguynamedsomething9612 huh

As always, thanks a lot for the great tutorial. Thanks to your great tutorial I learned the skills to acquire my driver's license and 2 confirmed air-to-air kills.

This still is, and will always be, the greatest video of all time.

"it was too busy laughing at your complete and utter incompetence" Tough but fair

@mikeuchiha5972

3 жыл бұрын

True

@zyriantel9601

3 жыл бұрын

The criticism only seems harsh because we recognize the truth of it. This is how we learn from our mistakes.

"How to defend your fishing boat from an SSN-21 Seawolf fast-attack nuclear submarine".

@tntproductions1996

3 жыл бұрын

Acquire your hands on Udaloy ll-Class destroyer. Once you do acquire said vessel, detect the submarine using your Horse Tail LF VDS sonar and Horse Jaw bow mounted LF sonar, and destroy the submarine using your RPK-6 Vodopad or RPK-7 Veter anti-submarine missiles.

@Smokecall

3 жыл бұрын

Seems about the right next step

@swearwordingatyou

3 жыл бұрын

I have problems with my neighbor attacking my Smith class destroyer ship with his SSN-21 Seawolf fast attack nuclear submarine

@tntproductions1996

3 жыл бұрын

@@swearwordingatyou That's a rather unfortunate situation you appear to be in. You should upgrade to at least the Spruance class destroyer, or better yet, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer to fend off his fast attack submarine.

@swearwordingatyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@tntproductions1996 I will upgrade. Thank you. Edit: I have bought the upgrade and my neighbor upgraded his submarine. I am buying a helicarrier and stocking it with aircraft of all kinds. I have also bought a private harbor for my ships and submarines. Pathetic neighbor.

This needs to be mandatory education for all situational awareness driving tests.

Thank you Bosnian Ape Society I never knew how to work a roundabout and my car kept swimming but because of this video I now know what to do👍

Alternative title: "how to survive in GTA Online."

@BestKCL

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO how did no one think of that

@memeshexagonaux

3 жыл бұрын

Impossible

@zalangueth4983

3 жыл бұрын

I did but... he was faster

@mechanwhal6590

3 жыл бұрын

GTA is basically what would happen if 2B2T was its own video game.

@orange993

3 жыл бұрын

@@mechanwhal6590 and had alot of police

“How to protect your umbrella from an Arleigh Burke-class guided Missile destroyer”

@cascaderails9340

3 жыл бұрын

I can get behind this

@bobuboi4643

3 жыл бұрын

@Olivio sqn i would rather destroy it with a Kamikaze thank you. *BANZAIIIII!*

@ANYA.RIZALI

3 жыл бұрын

mew

@Emperoroleary

3 жыл бұрын

Torpedo boats

@workerrcz5025

3 жыл бұрын

@Olivio sqn what in the world is an air-to-air bomb? Never heard of it. And why would you use air-to-air munitions on a surface target?

I’ve always had this question but no one would ever answer it right. Thanks for the help

Much appreciated. It's the little basic reminders like this that help getting through the day, just a little bit easier. Phew😌

No. I don't think my car can withstand an RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile

@itzjobi

3 жыл бұрын

But it cant beat Goku!

@gotanon8958

3 жыл бұрын

But could the Topol-M survive against Doom Slayer?

@aoyama0022

3 жыл бұрын

But could the RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile defeat Goku?😎😎😎

@abhiverma9316

3 жыл бұрын

*W a t*

@airbus2164

3 жыл бұрын

I am assuming that my father's BMW won't be able to survive a 9M723K ISKANDER K missile strike...

I hate that this is legitimately a better roundabout guide than 80% of the stuff used in driving schools

@saveserrai854

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I actually feel more confident about using roundabouts now.

@Mike-mc3ty

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you’re right

@Ro321chile

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of driving schools do you have?

@MASTER_CHIEFS71

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly this is true

@21austro98

3 жыл бұрын

@Sasha Braus same here, luckely i live near a few

Ah yes, my favourite line to hear from my driving instructor is, "now who's laughing."

Taking a drivers test tomorrow, this helped a lot!

This a dangerous flaw that all modern cars fall prey to. Thank you for making a video to raise awareness about the threat of Supermaneuverable fighter aircraft

@Aptezo

3 жыл бұрын

i dont get how this is all over the news, such a massive problem

@raconbacon5649

3 жыл бұрын

Ive never liked when people have said its an issue all modern cars have had but if you were to do your research you would find that older cars also had this problem. This makes it worse, why hasnt it been addressed earlier

@alexanderboccaccio4261

3 жыл бұрын

@@raconbacon5649 I agree, super manoeuvrable aircraft where in invented in 1955, by the Swedish. Cars where invented in the nineteen twenty by Henry ford. So what's taking them so long, I believe there is clearly a lack of will to address the major problem's at hand in today's society.

@tim71pos

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderboccaccio4261 you're probably unaware of the problem the old Fords had with stuka dive bombers

@alexanderboccaccio4261

3 жыл бұрын

@@tim71pos Its crazy what we are never told, I thank you kind sir for informing the world on this news

I love how the student isn't a very good driver, but can expertly operate a fighter jet

@codyraugh6599

3 жыл бұрын

Government programs in a nutshell

@reallifescottsterling1471

2 жыл бұрын

Well yes it’s taught here first thing in drivers ed

@fabrithecommander8240

2 жыл бұрын

It's the A of driving...don't tell me you didn't learn to operate a jet on you're first driving lesson... didn't you?

@shahrulnizam3770

2 жыл бұрын

Well he doesnt have to deal with any round about in the air

@patriot17764th

2 жыл бұрын

reasons don't you know.

Finally, someone provides an answer to that burning question that's on everyone's mind.

We need more content like this. The golden age of the internet

How to maneuver your Kayak when faced with a 70,000 ton Yamato class battleship armed with 9 18 inch guns A beginners guide

@YukariAkiyama

3 жыл бұрын

how to protect your soup bowl from a aircraft carrier

@WoGGUIDES

3 жыл бұрын

it's easy just take the guided torpedoes that you keep in your bag and sink it

@lolguyhandsome4954

3 жыл бұрын

@@WoGGUIDES but I already stash them in my pocket haha so smart of me indeed ! 🏆

@WoGGUIDES

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolguyhandsome4954 yes very but what about the destroyer in the garage?

@lolguyhandsome4954

3 жыл бұрын

@@WoGGUIDES oh yes, right tip bro 🤔😯🙁

GTA Online Players: *You know I’m something of a scientist myself.*

@seppy2105

3 жыл бұрын

was looking for a comment like this lmao

@sucdrag0n732

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a gta online joke

@seppy2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@sucdrag0n732 no shit sherlock

@brazillianism8038

3 жыл бұрын

As in fact the lazer tryhard laugh at me for driving my MOC cab, he didn't realised that it can take up to 70 ballistic homing missile, 20 russian rpg, 4 flak cannon and couple shots from pl-01 Poland stealth tank. This give advantages to get into my Buckingham Pyro to tease him with my piloting skills

@sucdrag0n732

3 жыл бұрын

@@seppy2105 I mean the video

I’m learning to drive right now, so thank you for this very useful video! Very helpful!

I’ll keep this in mind, thanks!

I actually do like how he actually teaches about the round'about

@Kila-Innova

3 жыл бұрын

Except everybody is driving the wrong way, I'm not saying this as a one country is right or wrong but those are British road signs...

@chuckdufault

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kila-Innova They aren't. The same signs are used in most of Europe.

@catdisc5304

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kila-Innova yeah... nah... pretty sure we have the same roadsigns in germany and belgium...

@Clarity_Control

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kila-Innova Our road signs aren’t exclusive

@steinnbjorn7627

3 жыл бұрын

And dogfighting

As soon as the Audi started acting like a dolphin, I was assured that this was the regular Bosnian Ape Society content I'm used to.

@joshuasimons7883

3 жыл бұрын

Not when he said that an Audi RS6 Avante is the perfect car for inexperienced drivers?

@oscarhendry2365

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s not forget the casual overtone of all this, as if being stalked by an experimental Russian jet aircraft is perfectly normal.

@michaelzhang9806

3 жыл бұрын

Oscar Hendry it isn’t? I’ve been stalked by the Sukhoi Su-57 stealth, single-seat, twin-engine multirole fifth-generation jet fighter for years every day on my way to work.

@demi-femme4821

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't when the roundabout broke?

@asylumskp4391

3 жыл бұрын

You're telling me the 4 obscene animations beforehand didn't?

My new favorite channel. Very informative, I will carry this knowledge in my next areal engagement. Thank you.

thanks, this excellent video helped me avoid the common mistake of not preparing proper defenses against enemy fighter aircrafts.

1:46 i love how in the whole duration of this section, it refers to the fighter jet as "it", implying that there's nobody piloting it, it's literally just an su35 that's alive and also happens to have a superiority complex.

@funybirbman3813

2 жыл бұрын

An Air superiority complex

@caedes4367

2 жыл бұрын

@@funybirbman3813 yes

@illogicallylogic9805

2 жыл бұрын

Well in 2:07 you clearly see there’s no one there

@astudent7589

2 жыл бұрын

But it is superior

@Savantastic

2 жыл бұрын

so back then a ship , driven by women because everyone calls her "She" ? Xd. I may be grammatically naci but words that are constantly used incorrectly can lead to bad circumstances.

We need "How to protect your bathtub against a Typhoon Class Submarine while you sleep".

@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s

3 жыл бұрын

In that case, get an ASW frigate or a SSN to do the job for you.

@the_beast183

3 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY

@gopniksaurolophus6354

3 жыл бұрын

*seawolf

@Sky_Guy

3 жыл бұрын

This is classic misdirection. A Typhoon-class' submerged water displacement of 47,240 long tons just barely exceeds the water capacity of most commercial-grade bathtubs. A simple anti-submarine net on your drain will suffice. The real danger is your bird pond, which is outside and thus often unguarded. Don't fall for these rookie blunders!

@natalyamccraine9914

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like you speak from experience

thank you SOOO much for this! 🙏😭 im now confident i will be able to protect myself from a Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft!

Just discovered this channel and I'm literally, honestly, pmsl. Subbed. X

The guy that disliked this is the same one that lost his last chess game cause he didn't use your tention gambit

@Aaron47916

3 жыл бұрын

Damn looks like 4 people dont have ICBMs lying around, what are they doing with their lives like bruh

@danielbarrett6960

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aaron47916 seriously people need to get their priorities in order lol

@daleklord401

3 жыл бұрын

Just use nuclear weapons to win they said, it will help you win all chess games they said, well guess what, now I have a ruined chess board.

@TylerMarkRichardson

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielbarrett6960 yea I have 12 lying in my basement

@Leo.23232

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aaron47916 Ikr, they probably only have cruise missiles

"There are, however, a few drawbacks and practical limitations to mounting a CIWS system on a car" Yes. I would like to drive my car.

@adamburditt3941

3 жыл бұрын

We can fix that by swapping out your engine and putting larger wheels on your car. We may need to mount all this on a larger frame to support the weight, but when it's all said and done, you'll have a car that can stand up to any aerial threat

@Anankin12

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamburditt3941 you don't need to swap a 600 hp engine, swap the suspensions and reinforce the frame

@butwhy.5498

3 жыл бұрын

The American stereotype would be complete if we could somehow afford attaching CIWS systems to civilian vehicles but no one would ever attempt to take our Air space.

@jannejohansson3383

3 жыл бұрын

@@butwhy.5498 A/c, yes. Abs, yes. Airbags, yes. CIWS, yes....

@MostGenericUser

2 жыл бұрын

Just some minor drawbacks honestly

Su 35 and a Audi RS6 Avant I never thought I would see both of them in one video

I have found this educational piece of media so incredibly useful, I was even able to determine who the pilot of the the Single Seat Twin Engine Supermaneuvrable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighter was. very well organized.

Protecting your Pokémon card collection from extraterrestrial beings guide when

@Blayze

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rather protect my alien collection from those kids and their captured slave-monsters.

@thealmightyloaf5380

3 жыл бұрын

E

@nathankapustin4250

3 жыл бұрын

@@thealmightyloaf5380 Word of wisdom

@deltadude7417

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathankapustin4250 yes

@plant7371

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I need that. I have cards worth over $100. Definitely need to protect them from aliens

"infantile pillock" "insufferable oaf" this dude 100% watched top gear

@erronblack308

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah he literally has a top gear video

@jeremiahtisdell4823

3 жыл бұрын

@@erronblack308 and hes british

@Mish844

3 жыл бұрын

*bottom gear

@rustern4681

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mish844 "blithering idiot"

@gavinforsyth7240

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a James may fan.

I cannot tell you how many times this has happened to me thank you so much

That tutorial saved my life. Thanks bro❤

*This guy's search history.* FBI: Interesting.

@babynightcuill5180

3 жыл бұрын

He is going to be on the close watch list in the FBI’s office

@tm6934

3 жыл бұрын

-How to manuvere through a roundabout -Supermanuverable Battle planes -Dogfight theory

@Tweaks____

3 жыл бұрын

Very *interesting*

@killaclean69

3 жыл бұрын

*dear god... they are here*

@logantheleo232

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is British so I think the national crime agency and MI6 will be the ones looking at his history

BOSS: Your late for work again? ME: Sorry the Russian air force decided to fight me again. BOSS: Oh, understandable happens to us all

@WorkAlef

3 жыл бұрын

Мы долетим - ты огребëшь! К-когда-нибудь...

@caro7048

3 жыл бұрын

Polish people be like:

@Warrison_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@amogusenjoyer

7 күн бұрын

Only in the Donbass bruh fr 😳

This should be on Malaysian Driving Manual since a lot of people dont know to enter and exit a roundabout smoothly. Great manual and explanation u have there about the dogfight. Im going to use the skill on War Thunder

@KyleJordanGaming

10 ай бұрын

As a War Thunder veteran, I can confirm that is a solid tactic.

@muhammadaddinidham3946

10 ай бұрын

@@KyleJordanGaming legit

I learned how to crash in a roundabout and protect my car. Legendary video.

“How to protect your toilet from a AC 130”

@benjaminschroeder5465

3 жыл бұрын

You and I both know that the BRRRRT would wreck the toilet anyway

@6Six6Six6Bruh

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminschroeder5465 thats the A-10 Thunderbolt-II

@benjaminschroeder5465

3 жыл бұрын

@@6Six6Six6Bruh Right, I got confused, but still

@horizon2277

3 жыл бұрын

@@6Six6Six6Bruh nope the AC-130 is also equipped with a GAU-12 gatling gun, so it also goes brrrrrrt

@vantuz8264

3 жыл бұрын

By using the toilet integrated into the Su-35 Flanker-E Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft of course. Did you skip the lessons?

The former half: *what you are taught in the beginning of a term* The latter half: *what they are teaching your classroom once you come back after you fell ill just for two weeks*

@anonydun82fgoog35

3 жыл бұрын

Kids in the COVID era: "What's a "classroom"?

@mirurururuvein

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonydun82fgoog35 Online classroom is still a classroom.

@Charles_Anthony

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirurururuvein: No, it's just a computer screen.

@mirurururuvein

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charles_Anthony According to this logic, classroom is just a concrete box.

@Charles_Anthony

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirurururuvein: Yes and no. You need desks and whiny brats.

2:47 "It's equipped with a GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm hydraulic *seven-barrel* Gatling gun." But the model has only 6 barrels 💀

Wow! Thanks for such important information

“How to protect your girlfriend from unwanted advances from an M1A1 Main Battle Tank”

@yoong___

3 жыл бұрын

Simple. Just rent a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II single-seat, twin turbofan engine, straight wing jet aircraft designed for close air support (CAS) of friendly ground troops, attacking armored vehicles and tanks, and providing quick-action support against enemy ground forces. I recommend using its General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon designed specifically for the anti-tank role to minimize chances of collateral girlfriend damage.

@Ms13unknown13

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoong___ For Cheap cost Strap 10killograms of tnt on said girlfriend and Destroy the advances of the M1A1. Same can be said to your daughter if approached inappropriately by a ISIS Pedo t-72.

@combatwombat2134

3 жыл бұрын

Pfft, Chad M1 vs virgin Spruce Goose.

@Boxttell11

3 жыл бұрын

Just put her aboard U.S.S BB-43 Tennessee, no battle tank is sinking that beast, even in 1920s config, lol

@Boxttell11

3 жыл бұрын

@@combatwombat2134 i swear i've seen you on youtube before lol

Wait why do I feel like I actually learned something about plane dogfighting

@tappajaav

3 жыл бұрын

Dogfighting was a thing of WW1/2, I believe modern equivalent is "Aerial Combat Maneuvering"

@smolder6366

3 жыл бұрын

you did t.shitty warthunder player

@shepherdlavellen3301

3 жыл бұрын

Because those are legit BFM maneuvers

@-Fumiken-

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man where does your profile pic come from?

@coreblaster6809

3 жыл бұрын

@@-Fumiken- it's ENA, an animation series on youtube:)

Thanks, I’m glad you teached me this! It will surely help in driving lessons! Every person participating in traffic should know this to protect themselves and others from super manoeuvrable jets! Every day I wake up and think: “Damn, what if a sowjet jet attacks me today, it could happen at any moment” I will consider getting the typhoon.

Thank you this was extremely helpful

“Dolphin car isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.” Dolphin car: 0:46

@NeuerKurs036

3 жыл бұрын

Friend: I dream about my crush My dream:

@TheOtherOne6018

3 жыл бұрын

Spin

"blithering idiot" "Infantile pillock" "Insufferable oaf" Sounds about Top Gear

@aidensindia8914

3 жыл бұрын

This channel is actually run by James may

@ajemajh

3 жыл бұрын

"Im on the bloody throne"

@The_Stumbler

3 жыл бұрын

Tonight on bottom gear, Hammond learns how to swim in a car, James learns how to do a roundabout, and I learn how to avenge them both after a misfire.

Thanks man! Really helps me! I couldn’t get out of the roundabout for 4 days now 😅

This is actually the best thing I have ever seen

Don’t worry guys, I use Nord VPN. They won’t be able to track me with their missiles when my internet browser is secure from thermonuclear warhead attacks.

@Quacktum

3 жыл бұрын

But remember that is a false advertisement as the main battle tank shot right threw it!

@theishiopian68

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, but the main battle tank was using Honey to get sweet deals on High Explosive Anti Tank rounds, so its not a fair comparison.

@handsomeman-child8751

3 жыл бұрын

You fool! You forgot to disable your cookies! Now they know your True Name and can complete the necessary blood ritual to cancel your favorite TV shows!

@danielbarrett6960

3 жыл бұрын

@@handsomeman-child8751 oh shit I didn't use incognito the tanks gonna get me

@RaceBandit

3 жыл бұрын

But did you protect your money from snipers with a Ridge Wallet?

"How to Protect your House Keys from the Taiho Class Imperial Japanese Carrier"

@ThroneOfBhaal

3 жыл бұрын

Itll blow up by itself on the way here after a warrant officer lights a cigarette in the wrong hallway because of poor damage control, never fear good sir. :P

@vtk7763

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that an Azur Lane joke can be made with this context

@kiwiboi189

3 жыл бұрын

Azur Lane fans: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

@kiwiboi189

3 жыл бұрын

@@vtk7763 *correct you are*

@vasilybullock7967

3 жыл бұрын

That's an easy one, rigg a (insert milltary device) to it and just chuck it in the ocean.

I thought the dolphin car when introducing the roundabout was particularly clever. Something I never would have thought of doing!

This went from “bringing a car around a roundabout” to “how to dogfight a SU-35” 🤣

Hiring a voice actor is so much better than using text to speech. It makes this video sound professional, which makes the irony even more hilarious.

@LezzaD

2 жыл бұрын

It’s still a TTS. A British person wouldn’t pronounce blithering as “blythering”.

@jestfullgremblim8002

2 жыл бұрын

@@LezzaD it seems so...

@helper_bot

2 жыл бұрын

i actually prefer the braindead TTS, it feels like a military learning video that doesnt evoke any emotion at all while achieving true comedy

@henntendo

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a damn good TTS. Which one is it?

@redyau_

2 жыл бұрын

@@henntendo It is not TTS, this is a hired voice actor. Human designed TTSes are not this smooth, and AI ones are not this high quality. Yet. They might be in a few years, though. It is a real human, the voice says the same sounds differently, and speaks german like an englishman who does not know german, not like a TTS voice. Etc.

Thanks for the tutorial. This helped so much.

This was very helpful and I am now ready to take my driving test

next video: how to defend yourself from girl scouts and door salesmen using guerilla tactics

@margaux0078

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see that

@Oberkommando

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good one haha.

@92kosta

3 жыл бұрын

And from Jehovah's Witnesses.

@petitponeydu7727

3 жыл бұрын

@@92kosta for those you have to use an AC-130 or an A-10.

@greuss2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@petitponeydu7727 or just get Hans with his panzer

When a short scene in a satirical video taught me more about aerial dogfight maneuvers than a 30 minute guide for War Thunder would do

@CaptainRocky

3 жыл бұрын

that's why you got a hole in your left wing.

@dustypluskrat7423

3 жыл бұрын

ATTACK THE D POINT!

@galacticupfan7386

3 жыл бұрын

left wing destroyed

@sam8742

3 жыл бұрын

wow I was just thinking that I could use those in wt

@stephen5857

3 жыл бұрын

Literally was scrolling through the comments while waiting to get up to altitude

thanks for the guide, getting ready for my drivers test

This was very useful information and i for sure will use alot. Thanks!

"With what you've learned from your driver's education course so far, you should be able to make short work of an enemy aircraft."

@Sky_Guy

3 жыл бұрын

War Thunder players IRL

@reahs4815

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sky_Guy haha yes

@tnuoccaekafsi9808

3 жыл бұрын

Insert test meme template here

@jghifiversveiws8729

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

can I buy the CIWIS in installments?

@myhand4272

3 жыл бұрын

It's on IKEA

@drunks1nner298

3 жыл бұрын

Sry Nano you can't I have ordered everyone of them bc my bicycles are always getting attacked by an 𝑨𝑯-64𝑨 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓-𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕

@joaomiguelmoreira6363

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Nano its you

@bencarpendale

3 жыл бұрын

amazon

@Snicshavo

3 жыл бұрын

𝙉𝙖𝙣𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙚??

At last a video that clearly explains what I've been doing wrong while entering a concrete reinforced 15m diameter twin lane roundabout.

"Honey, can you pick up groceries on the way home?" "Nope, got the Vulcan ammunition in the trunk."

Real OGs know that "infantile pillock" and "petulant child" are insults from the James May school of insults.

@YZYLX

3 жыл бұрын

just what i wanted to comment

@twistedlogic9739

3 жыл бұрын

And ‘insufferable oaf’

@legitscoper3259

3 жыл бұрын

Classic

@abnwil3873

3 жыл бұрын

He graduated from the school of james may insults

@abnwil3873

3 жыл бұрын

@Manek Iridius james may

the inner Ace Combat fan and Gran Turismo fan within me are clashing violently watching this.

@670HP-Package-NOW

3 жыл бұрын

Only one offers SALVATION

@PrinzEugen39

3 жыл бұрын

That's what the V2 was for

@gab7506

3 жыл бұрын

He won't let me drive through this roundabout, while inside the crisp white interior of the Audi I'm driving!

@Rizkyace118

3 жыл бұрын

BAS didn't count on Belkan tech wizardry, THAT is his blunder. He will soon learn his lesson when the Su-35 fly backwards for 30 seconds straight and destroy the roundabout with its

@1999Almaz

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrinzEugen39 "How to protect your house against V2?"

thanks man! been looking forward of using that F/A 18-E that i just had lying around in my front yard

This felt like a fever dream