*"Is This image familliar to you?"* n- *"Of Course It is"*

@DankGokuXD

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh u just rickrolled me 👁️👄👁️

@amistrophy

3 жыл бұрын

N"ot a single doubt about it" you meant to say.

@deathstrack

3 жыл бұрын

N”ever not seen it”

@Quevii

3 жыл бұрын

What it isn’t to you? Happens to me nearly every time I go out

@flubalubaful

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I'm actually from 2048 and We hate it when this happens

So that’s why dads taking so long with the milk, he’s driving back enemy forces.

@Ethan.YT.

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats why my dad is taking so long too Edit: Or he died =(

@danishkfd

3 жыл бұрын

*URA* *Banzai* *god bless America*

@thehighgroundde1571

3 жыл бұрын

He's a hero of mankind

@GDime

3 жыл бұрын

Simon foking cowell

@SmashingGamingTime

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ethan.YT. he's joking

"Put a few more if you live in Birmingham" peak british humor

I'm French and right now there's a lot of burning trolleys because of riots. Thanks for your intelligent and inovative solution !

@Cowboys-garage

Жыл бұрын

Dammmmmmmmm

@KJO1993

11 ай бұрын

Unprotected trollys like the video says are easy, vulnerable targets. Jokes aside, stay safe out there my friend

@shoppingcart69420

10 ай бұрын

glad im not a french shopping cart just a normal one is that racist?

@simoun1er516

10 ай бұрын

@@shoppingcart69420 No, realistic. But France is fine now, beside enormous taxes and our horrible president. So, it's fine for shopping carts I guess ahah

@TerexJ

6 ай бұрын

​@@simoun1er516French, huh? That was your first mistake.

Hello guys, This is the reuploaded version after the original was removed. Thanks.

@mice2188

3 жыл бұрын

DEJA VU

@casbot71

3 жыл бұрын

What's annoying when this happens is all the comments get lost.

@goblingon

3 жыл бұрын

which board game is your profile picture from

@needamap1390

3 жыл бұрын

Trolley?

@Mzerron

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

finally i can get my tesco meal deal without it being blown up

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the CIA

@SpamlessGrim1

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that £3 waisted just because someone lobbed a grenade

@evay2938

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpamlessGrim1 the most annoying thing ever

@Phill_Graves

3 жыл бұрын

A weapon to surpass metal gear

@superpaiyan7309

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsey is actively tracking you.

The way he said “and a few more if you live in Birmingham” killed me. 😅☠️

Thank you for highlighting the use of the BUK (Birmingham Upgrade Kit) but after 2 years reactive armor would be a welcome addition

@CamdenButikofer-qe3mz

Ай бұрын

At that point just get a tank

@ashdjones

Ай бұрын

You Can Use an Ionic Shield,_ generAted byThe wheels In SphERical Setup, with 4D 8tube auto impull self phasor, if they thiank bad they get it Darko Co.

@Heneling

Ай бұрын

Give it wings so that you can leave Birmingham

Birmingham folks are prepared for anything I guess

@bearcline9027

3 жыл бұрын

First comment :D

@kafeelahmed6439

3 жыл бұрын

@@bearcline9027 reply*

@Blizzard2212

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Birmingham and I can confirm this is how we do it

@notjustinyeetroblox9928

3 жыл бұрын

Love your channel

@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714

3 жыл бұрын

Not defending english girls tho.

*Ah yes, I seem to be having a rather similar problem, you see, I seem to have seen this video before.* Please do a tutorial on how to protect your youtube video from cyber warfare.

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler: It'll involve defending your computer software being vastly defended by plutonium stinger missiles and RC miniguns.

@uncreative4081

3 жыл бұрын

hmm yes, I must learn how too defend from defend

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

@@uncreative4081 hmmmmm yeah, defend the defending defensive defend by using the big defended defend (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@beantoad2838

3 жыл бұрын

If u want to protect your youtube video from cyber warfare, just add the modification of trolley from the video

@rainmakerr5209

3 жыл бұрын

omg thats actually an amazing idea

I've been so sick of people throwing grenades into my trolly, this was really helpful, thank you.

@ItzOrangeyYT

7 ай бұрын

same here man im so glad this vid can help

So glad you are bringing awareness to this, I have been sending letters to managers and directors for last 6 years telling them about how open they are to an avalance of grenade attacks, they never listened. I actually feel a lot safer now. No parent should have to bury there child after going to get milk.

"How to deal with a bully" Google: "talk to your elders and find a way out" Bing:

@bubbylovesbacon4310

3 жыл бұрын

i do not currently see a problem with this solution.

@dhclassicwasstolen

3 жыл бұрын

Just bring your favorite shotgun

@dnhdfnfkrjxjxfjjggj3002

3 жыл бұрын

Call ambulance, but not for me.

@alrineusaldore6764

3 жыл бұрын

The shopping trolley will take out the bully before he takes out the shopping trolley

@simoncarrillo7378

3 жыл бұрын

@@dhclassicwasstolen I would like to suggest the CQS48 Bulldog

"hundreds of pounds worth of goods and groceries" *Cinder blocks*

@pokedude720

3 жыл бұрын

You mean you don't eat your daily cinderblock?

@dixiebloom722

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokedude720 I know right I mean I take mine with milk

@whiterice.

3 жыл бұрын

@@dixiebloom722 a real man takes theirs with bovril and raw beef.

@averagegamez240

3 жыл бұрын

Conderblocks only weigh like 20 pounds each

@sont4040

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagegamez240 pounds as in the currency not the weight

I love how specific they are about the gun types.

I live in the US and I hadn’t eaten in days because some nerd kept throwing bombs at my food. This was the most helpful video on the internet thank you.

“Is this image familiar to you? Of course it is.”

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

Are you saying it isn't familiar to you? *NANI?*

@4te-9

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blue-pk4ny I’m referring to how it was reuploaded - I watched the original several times

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

@@4te-9 Same, I can't seem to understand why they had to cut out this funny part in 0:19 It's the "Where he belongs" bit for context

@4te-9

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blue-pk4ny ah maybe that was a copyrighted bit

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

@@4te-9 I'm not particularly sure how just saying "where he belongs"could het you a copyright. But at the same time I'm not a copyright professional. Am I?

"Penetrate the enemy before the enemy penetrate the trolley" Sun Tzu, the art of war in supermarket.

@Georgey0121

3 жыл бұрын

Tzu sun war of art

@lamjunlong69

3 жыл бұрын

"I never said that" -Sun tzu

@asylumskp4391

3 жыл бұрын

"Penetrate the enemy" Sun Tzu

@lamjunlong69

3 жыл бұрын

@@asylumskp4391 "I never say that either"- Sun tzu

@lamjunlong69

3 жыл бұрын

"Why does everybody have to quote something I never said"- Also Sun tsu

This is one of those videos you nedd to bookmark, you are going to need this in the future

Here are some extra recommended additions: 1 inch Kevlar around the cart chassis New wheel structure New off-road capable wheels Kevlar-protected roof (with hatch for shopping) Remove all 12.7mm M2HB guns and replace with a frontal axial minigun Engine mounted in Kevlar-protected back compartment(with hatch for fuel) An armoured compartment for the driver(with doors of course) A 3rd set of wheels to support the driver’s compartment Top-mounted flares Frontal minesweepers Two top-mounted CIWS systems These will make your shopping cart an effective fighting vehicle. Edit: The Type 1 shopping carts (the one in the vid) and the Type 2 shopping carts (type 1 but with these add-ons) are rolling off the production lines as of today.

@Lets-Talk_

28 күн бұрын

I like these edits

I miss the “In France where he belongs” part lol

@csm153

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for that

@pierrecadiot3405

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, and I'm french..

@lavetissene339

3 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when special snowflakes who are easily offended and have never heard of hyperbole get a tiny amount of power.

@tebmc2088

3 жыл бұрын

@@lavetissene339 I don't get the joke

@agarlicsorbet6482

3 жыл бұрын

@@lavetissene339 i believe the original was removed because of copyright issues, not because of violating youtube community guidelines?

"a few more if you live on Birmingham" I _died_ laughing

@dimitrypetrenko3470

2 жыл бұрын

whats in Birmingham?

@rolandmayes7537

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitrypetrenko3470 a joke about the crime rate which i live near

@elsecaller-jacob8346

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitrypetrenko3470 poverty

@jffry890

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitrypetrenko3470 Br*tons

@vendomnu

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitrypetrenko3470 Cultural enrichment.

I am so glad that this simple tutorial has existed to help society in all way possible.

As a Tesco customer I’ve survived multiple Bombings just using your techniques thanks!

Google's Answer: Self defense tactics Bing's Answer:

@claytonb2515

3 жыл бұрын

Bing is weird

@VKminus

3 жыл бұрын

I searched on bing how big a brain is and it said 2.2 cm XD

@iqbalhussein5434

3 жыл бұрын

@@VKminus with all the anti-vaxxers I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss that number

@VKminus

3 жыл бұрын

@@iqbalhussein5434 XD

@0ninja213

3 жыл бұрын

Iqbal Abdishakur lol ikr

As a Tesco employee, I can confirm that this is real real training video that we had to watch.

@Joege

3 жыл бұрын

Cast this to TVs so that people can be aware

@varietyban3552

3 жыл бұрын

as a ceo of tesco, I approved this comment

@sunhohwang4884

2 жыл бұрын

@@varietyban3552 a Tesco? There’s multiple?????

@varietyban3552

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunhohwang4884 ceo of multiple tescos

@ablueairheadablueairhead3215

2 жыл бұрын

Still beats be less white

I love this channel so much. As it provides me with the easiest and practical solutions to my everyday problems using easy materials i have lying around my house.

As a tesco employee i indeed had to watch this as a training video. It was very helpful

“we will be mounting a browning MG” is the most American thing said by an English bot

@aiz5249

3 жыл бұрын

bot?

@w1r3d

3 жыл бұрын

@@aiz5249 well it's clearly not a person narrating the video

@cybrexalpha8338

3 жыл бұрын

As an American who loves Browning HMGs I can confirm this.

@DesiredSFM

3 жыл бұрын

Its hard to argue with your statement

@sargentdoggo297

3 жыл бұрын

I actually want make this

This design has just one downside: The engine is mounted inside the cart, leaving considerably less space for groceries. I propose installing the engine under the basket and mounting a seat at the back of the cart to allow people to ride their chariot of grocery shopping in comfort.

@Ixarus6713

2 жыл бұрын

I then propose we mount the cart on car sized wheels to allocate more space for the engine and ammunition storage. Of course, to combat the extra weight we'd need to upgrade to a V12 engine, as otherwise our cart's potential speed would be severely limited.. I must say, I'm also quite worried about the possibility of attacks from Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus tanks, which have a considerable firepower and could withstand our current defenses, for this reason I suggest we add bulletproof and explosive resistant pannelling to the cart for added user protection, along with a few railguns and anti-tank guided missle launchers (as well as manual missle launchers just in case) Perhaps as an added precaution we should mount one (or two if you deem it necessary) Schwerer Gustav, as with their considerable firepower it should be able to penetrate any tank's defences. Obviously with all of this added weight we will need to place the cart ontop of one of our own Panzerkampfwagen Maus, and to power this we will replace our v12 engine with a few Wärtsilä-Sulzer RTA96-C engines. There are still improvements to make, but I think that our new design will be much more practical in real use...

@obididada1378

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ixarus6713 ah yes

@kammmmal211

2 жыл бұрын

Can we just call highly modified armoured humvee a Detroit's shopping cart?

@obididada1378

2 жыл бұрын

@@kammmmal211 No. Yes.

@IsaiahRichards692

2 жыл бұрын

Me: I don’t live in South London, I live in Philadelphia and I regularly go out at 3AM. Bosnian Ape Society: *Cruise Missile Silos*

I shop at Tesco regularly most days, and I have found this short video very useful and informative. Thank you. I will feel so much safer next time I shop at Tesco or any other supermarket 💣 🚑

This is exactly what I needed. Much appreciated

This is all well and good but it's ultimately ineffectual. You've completely overlooked the possibility of burried anti-tank mines near the frozen goods. A forward facing mine flail, hardened underbody, and ground penetrating radar are essential additions for the modern shopper.

@CarterWills1

3 жыл бұрын

What about the use of Howitzers on your shopping cart?

@chdn

3 жыл бұрын

@@CarterWills1 that's a great idea, as they say the best defense is a good offense and nothing says offense quite like a 105mm HE shell

@starstuffs39

3 жыл бұрын

ah yess Call of Duty : Modern Shopper 3

@matthiuskoenig3378

3 жыл бұрын

@@chdn 105mm? ammiture, we use 155mm

@chdn

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthiuskoenig3378 yeah I just picked a size off the Wikipedia page of howitzer cannons that seemed common

As an American, this makes perfect sense to me.

@R0DLEGEND

3 жыл бұрын

dude I see no problem with this solution. They guy didnt know what hit him

@thanos6346

3 жыл бұрын

I legit need this to go in Walmart on black friday

@jootkujo9075

3 жыл бұрын

I know im late but you should put the motor lower and get increased wheels powered with electiciry so that its balanced and mounting youself a good leg space helps but you should'nt forget about a control stick for better flanking

@R0DLEGEND

3 жыл бұрын

@@jootkujo9075 good one

@Headgasket-

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t Tesco only in England?as far as I’ve been Tesco Is only in the uk

Thank you so much for helping me protect my shopping, you saved me and many others' lives.

As an American here in Wyoming, I've been shopping for groceries carrying only a single handgun. You've inspired me to up my game.

“and a few more if you live in Birmingham” had me dying

@Sexynhomeless0092

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I'm still laughing my ass off cause of that

@devyn.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sexynhomeless0092 i hate your name

@nukclear2741

3 жыл бұрын

And even more if you live in the USA

@isosev

3 жыл бұрын

@@nukclear2741 Not because the US is unsafe (Florida and certain well known cities exempt), but because no actual American would ever mount just one Browning. Three is the bare minimum to satisfy the urge to freedom.

@nukclear2741

3 жыл бұрын

@@isosev exactly.

The perfect shopping tutorial is back thank god

@Angel-wc1jf

3 жыл бұрын

I was halfway through the tutorial before it got taken down, my shopping cart was blown up 36 different times this week. thank god its back up

@uranium8147

3 жыл бұрын

Thank god

@Ciaoandrea999

3 жыл бұрын

Tank god

@user-ev3bh2rg2o

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@beencooook3273

3 жыл бұрын

Thank the tea

“Is this familiar to you, of course it is” I don’t know why, but that got me.

Thank God sombody made this, This is the exact tutorial that i was looking for.

As a shopping trolley bomber. This officially sets back my plans

@Pootis-hn3ky

Жыл бұрын

Up your game dude

@Your_Impulsive_Thoughts

Жыл бұрын

@@Pootis-hn3ky I did now I just gotten access to the ability to replicate nuclear fusion using a solid block of Uranium 235 and unleash a beam of radioactive fire and have ascended to another plane of existance above all other humans

@petergrossmann420

Жыл бұрын

Do you obtain the official shopping trolley bomber certificate by Tesco or are you just one of these dammned freelancers???

@Your_Impulsive_Thoughts

Жыл бұрын

@@petergrossmann420 not only Tesco nut also Walmart, Ikea, Target and many others cause you see when I flee to the next country I am not stopping

@petergrossmann420

Жыл бұрын

@@Your_Impulsive_Thoughts Wow, my mad respect, you really really put up the notch in the business, what im interested in is'nt it hard to bomb trolleys at IKEA ??? Because those trolleys used to be packed even more dense then at Tescos and has,nt sweden signed the anti trolleybombing treaty of Trelleborg? Im curious.

Beginner mistake: you put the motor into the cargo hold of trolley, not in the appropriate area below said cargo hold. This creates two problems: 1. It significantly reduces cargo capacity 2. It leads to a higher center of mass, making the trolley more susceptible to falling over in high speed take overs and the likes. Also your solution door nothing against preplaced mines. Overall a good try for a beginner, but it still lacks substance

@AppalachianPatriot

2 жыл бұрын

As long as there is a seat belt for your child I see no problems.

@user-kt4vn8le5p

2 жыл бұрын

Any experienced aggressor will have placed mines outside the grocery shop, which makes placing an exposed engine below the trolley a lethal decision. A complete, but doable, overhaul is necessary in such a situation. Firstly, we install second-generation Chobham armor plating below the trolley and covering the bottom surfaces, greatly increasing resistance to mine detonations. To clear mines ahead of our trolley, we shall attach a Python rocket-propelled hose to detonate mines rapidly. Finally, we shall reinforce the entire frame of the trolley to prevent collapse from this additional weight. With these modifications, our trolley can now withstand any lightly-armed aggressor.

@P8nda

Жыл бұрын

Def need a lower center of mass or else we won't be able to do the sick outside overtakes on turns

@ezugen

Жыл бұрын

We need camouflage, change the colour!

@carlosarredondo3

Жыл бұрын

Another mistake: spelling, it’s a shopping cart

Thank you so much 🥰 I hated it so much when my shopping trolley blew up. Now I will never have that problem 😍

This was so helpful you. Thank you for helping me I’ve been waiting for a tutorial on this kind of stuff. This is so useful my shopping is now safe and is now I can finally shop in peace. 😂

Glad you were able to get the issues resolved. These are truly a gift.

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

Words can't describe how delighted I am to discover this lovely gem has finally been accepted by all of society!

@equinehax

3 жыл бұрын

@Skeleton copyright laws on KZread are basically just American corporatism gone wild

@vaughansheahan6276

3 жыл бұрын

Can anybody tell me what issue is being referred to, I know nothing about it

@diazzlingpictures2236

3 жыл бұрын

What are the issues? What copyright claimed?

@MrSpeedfox

3 жыл бұрын

@@diazzlingpictures2236 ​ In the original it after the shot of the tube train departing it transitions to a shot of the Eurostar departing. Now it is just one long shot of the tube train going past. I guess this might have been the copyright complaint.

“In the dangerous area that is south London at 3 am” Never have I been so offended yet i agree so much

@osets2117

3 жыл бұрын

I mean when someone is right they're right, right?

@gavinhill3164

3 жыл бұрын

@@habib6499 As a former / reformed inhabitant of Deptford, I agree whole heartedly!

@meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343

2 жыл бұрын

"you have just insulted my entire region" "but yes"

@PorkChopBatter

2 жыл бұрын

“And a few more if you live in Birmingham” honestly same. I’m offended. But I get it 💀

@tony5226

2 жыл бұрын

i live in naples. There are a lot of monkeys on the scooters going around to rob your wallet and phone, and if you mind fighting 2 minutes later you'll find the whole monkey gang in front of you

Tesco boss: Why our shopping trolley costs 1 million each? The shopping trolley:

This should be a ted talk

You still haven't fixed the oversight of _vulnerability to IED's._ I lost *a slab of lager* to a old artillery round hidden under a paving stone and triggered remotely. I recommend shaped armour to deflect the blast on the bottom rack of the trolley - which does unfortunately sacrifice some space… And a ECM system to jam mobile phone and radio detonators.

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

But not only does it sacrifice the trolley's space capacity, It also makes it extremely difficult to perform flanking maneuvers around an adversary. So what I'd suggest is a high-quality signal jammer to undetonate the bomb, thus keeping it intact so It won't explode in your vicinity. There, problem solved!

@ScoutTank_Ru251

3 жыл бұрын

maybe also bring a main battle tank friend (if you can trust it, trust me i have learned from my m1 abrams friend that the t-72 guy is a malicious main battle tank)

@EGRJ

3 жыл бұрын

Just use a trophy system.

@matthewscharlington2609

3 жыл бұрын

My condolence to you and your war torn *lager slab* I lost my *bag of easy cook skinny fries* to an M2 slam mine down the dairy aisle. The product was devastatingly written off upon cleanup. Awful

@choppergunner8650

3 жыл бұрын

I've had the same situation happen to me. Try putting some sandbags and NERA blocks on the trolley's floor, to protect against IEDs and mines. Also, be sure to equip yours with snake launchers to help clear any line of mines and explosives laid in your path. Some market aisles can be very menacing, while some are completely normal, others look like the Yugoslav Wars. For this, I recommend adding composite armor plating to your shopping trolley, to prevent attacks from fridge-launched ICBMs and smoke launchers, to hide yourself from shopping security.

I've lost 2 loved ones at my local Tesco store due to 85 year olds throwing f1 frag grenades in their shopping cart. This video helped bring me closure. I thank you so much for your dedication to our nation.

@K2_-

2 жыл бұрын

God bless them 🙏

@teamofone1219

Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your losses.

@sjdi6168

Жыл бұрын

@@teamofone1219 I appreciate it. It has been 5 months moving strong ✊. It's hard to wake up every day and continue my life without my loved ones. I just hope these 85 year old unibombers are put to justice.

@stannywho

Жыл бұрын

@Study Gz No, it's just Southern London.

@someopinion

Жыл бұрын

I've lost 3 in a 12 inch cordite propelled naval shell at Birmingham. I can relate.

This should be a training video at all stores and online shopping websites.

this is the perfect video, ive always been searching for a video like this

"If it doesn't work, use more gun." -Random smart guy in a game.

@Zerooy1

3 жыл бұрын

Random Dude in school

@cookiefarmer2087

3 жыл бұрын

Sentry going up!

@grapemunchergaming7060

3 жыл бұрын

Wat if this does not work

@prestonwilliams7265

3 жыл бұрын

“If gun don’t work use more gun” that is fetching amazing

@ajemajh

3 жыл бұрын

meet the engineer

As i live in Birmingham i am pleased to say, the extra 12.7mm M2HB Browning heavy machine guns, have greatly helped my grocery shopping, at the local Tesco.

@mobilephil244

10 ай бұрын

I'm afraid you would need more than that for Birmingham. They would have the wheels off and the radio out while you were installing it all. Come back and your trolley is up on bricks.

@JohanErasmus-mk6qm

10 ай бұрын

don't try the GAU 8 avenger

@WildmanTrading

9 ай бұрын

​@@JohanErasmus-mk6qmsadly it would be too big.

@whitewhite4462

8 ай бұрын

The amount of jihad muslims in Birmingham, this video makes sense.

@danibogo

8 ай бұрын

I almost feel bad

Found this very helpful. Thanks for the tutorial!

KZread tried to silence the truth, they were afraid of the power and wisdom of the trolley.

@karstenalbers2255

3 жыл бұрын

It was the mailboxes who removed ir

@akjesys

3 жыл бұрын

youtube is the 85 year old loon

@freeze1625

3 жыл бұрын

@@karstenalbers2255 and those MBTs helps threatening youtube remove every evidence of their existence

'And a few more if you live I'm Birmingham' Proceeds to triple the number of guns, but it may not be enough, you obviously also need the high ground, so I'd recommend chinook rotors in addiction to wheels

@negate3

3 жыл бұрын

High ground? Just have an A-10 on CAS duty

@harrisonofcolorado8886

3 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi would approve your comment.

@Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027

3 жыл бұрын

I approve of this comment

@argentinianbunker3976

2 жыл бұрын

@@negate3 we are british, the A-10's target us

@jeramysteve3394

2 жыл бұрын

@@argentinianbunker3976 yeah sorry about that. Orange panels and all yknow

Wow this is very useful definitely using these tips and tricks next time I go shopping

I was only halfway in the research and development when KZread took down the video, anyway I can finally finish my armored shopping trolley with stealth camouflage so I can shop in any war zone without worries of getting hit by anti-tank guided missile and JDAM

@the_void996

3 жыл бұрын

Hello good shopper. Mind if you share your results? I’m having that problem too. Thanks!

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

I should start using this tutorial more even though I am American. Also love how your pfp is the USAF Thunderbirds logo

@ryn4117

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_void996 Hello fellow shopper I'm sorry for the delay but I was busy testing my new shopping trolley at the ultimate limit. I did the test at my local walmart at busiest hour of the day to secure a valuable cargo that is a pre-ordered PS5. So once in walmart as soon as the PS5 lands in my trolley hundreds of evil minded scalpers were staring and rushing towards me. I start the engine and accelarates to a speed of a 100Km per hour in 3.6 secondes and easily plowed into 5 cube meters fat scalpers. Then someone rang the alarm for an unknown reason leaving the front entrance locked. I fired one missile and destroyed the entrance because I did not want to harm myself with broken glass. Once outside I was greeted with people shooting 5.56 mm ammo at me, hopefully I had enough speed to make flank manoeuvers aroud them. I was heading to the highway but a M3 lee tank was blocking the entrance. I fired my last 3 missiles, 2 of them hit and destroyed the tank but M1919 machine gun damaged my camouflage. Once down the highway I reached a top speed of 400km an hour and a helicopter spotted me , it was an apache. It fired many missile barage most of them were detonated by my trophy system but it sure was stressing. The sun was setting and the helicopter lost track of me thanks to the dark and my stealh camouflage. I was lucky but if it was a C-130 chasing I wouldn't have been here to tell the story but I managed to head home safely. My advice for you would be to enginneer different shopping trolley for each type of situation and cargo. So anyway I hope you found my message useful and I wish you good luck for your next shopping sessions.

@revvitfilms5644

3 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 I feel like Americans prob need it more

I am here to watch this 2 million times on repeat until you get your views back.

@mce1159

3 жыл бұрын

A true hero

@yoboikamil525

3 жыл бұрын

ayo

@grizl635

3 жыл бұрын

You legend..

@startrooper453

3 жыл бұрын

Thats gonna take 10 years man

@TANGUANXU

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes lessgoo

I have found your tutorial most useful during the hours of 10:00 and 14:00 on working days at less than 50ft above sea level.

@user-st4oy8mo2d

2 ай бұрын

How?

I was looking for this tutorial! You got me out of a really bad situation!

While the addition of a TROPHY Active Protection System will destroy oncoming anti-tank guided missiles, the shrapnel produced from ATGMs destroyed by our APS may penetrate the shopping trolly and destroy the baked beans stored inside. We therefore need to install 50 millimeters of rolled homogeneous armor angled at 15 degrees to provide basic protection against shrapnel to protect our baked beans.

@m4z805

3 жыл бұрын

The only person who I've heard use the word homogeneous was Binging with Babish.

@masculineman123

3 жыл бұрын

No explosive reactive armor will shouls be used of the enemy used armor penetration or h HEAT rounds. Just extra protection for our baked beans

1800s: There's no need to lock our doors, everyone is our friend! Now: Brb mounting my shopping trolley with machine guns

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

7 years war

@FloodlightGamingReal

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent what about it

@charleshawkins699

2 жыл бұрын

1800s wasn’t perfectly safe. The expected life span was fifty to sixty years. Modern day terrorists are an acceptable risk factor. When you consider the right to keep and bare arms for self defense. As an effective deterrent or countermeasure.

@thewarenthusiasts.9608

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleshawkins699 I;)

@FrankHeuvelman

2 жыл бұрын

During the 1970ties and before in Holland no locked door either. Didn't need them. Nobody had a reason to burglar until crack cocaine and heroin was introduced in Europe. And who do you think introduced it over here where I live? It starts with an 'A'. War on drugs my ass.

Excellent tutorial, thanks!

Thank you. This video was so helpful.

I’m so angry that my parents taught me to shop the wrong way for all these years😡

@bloxboigaming7277

3 жыл бұрын

Same, it was only recently I learnt that I should add a M2 Browning heavy machine gun to defend my self against B-52 bombers targeting my groceries.

@masterchef3288

3 жыл бұрын

I hope we can get a more portable one

@fealtyknight1015

3 жыл бұрын

Same here!! I never knew my shopping trolley lacked anti aircraft capabilities either

@mickcarson8504

3 жыл бұрын

Don't blame the parents. You're too stupid to realize and plan the things for yourself.

@KrispyKrackers

3 жыл бұрын

I learnt this at school but my parents never bought me the materials

Honestly everytime I go to TESCO to buy 2 bricks and a sign, I always get thrown a grenade by a eighty five year old man so this video made me feel relieved that TESCO is doing something about this

@repentandremember

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone noticed the cinder blocks and the sign

@Diego-zz1df

9 ай бұрын

Tesco: We're doing something. And by "doing something" we mean tell you to do something while taking no responsibility.

@claudiamanta1943

28 күн бұрын

It helps with the generalised anxiety disorder triggered by shopping the day before any Bank Holiday.

I found this video informative and useful. Will make suggested alterations asap

Thank you very helpful advice kept on running into this problem you got yourself a sub

Thanks. I've always wondered how I can defend my Tesco goods from an eighty-five year old loon lobbing a grenade at my shopping trolley, exploding my goods, running out of the store, escaping via the tube station across the street, taking the tube to London St. Pancreas railway station, and boarding the 7:55 am Eurostar service to Paris-Nord in France. I thoroughly enjoyed this very informative video.

@ghost-om4lr

2 жыл бұрын

well atleast it wont happen no more

@pixiedust1383

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghost-om4lr happened to me last week. absolutely devastated. so glad i found this video

@ghost-om4lr

2 жыл бұрын

lucky

@chaoticgood1977

2 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific

@welshpete12

2 жыл бұрын

@@pixiedust1383 Did you get a refund ?

1:05 "And a few more if you live in Birmingham"

@davinaoakley-wy1pi

9 ай бұрын

I live there And I can confirm this will keep you safe for about 5 minutes.

man, I hate it when this happens. this really helped. Thank you!

Thank you very much for this tutorial! This will be very very useful in my life. Again, Thank you so much!

This is single handed the most useful KZread tutorial I have ever seen

@Josh12877

2 жыл бұрын

Innit

@leonardorolingstella8554

2 жыл бұрын

I know! I always hate it when a veteran lobs an improvised explosive into my shopping cart!

@user-ow2cs7fb5l

2 жыл бұрын

@@leonardorolingstella8554 thank god they came up with a solution. it's so annoying!

@zududeditor4576

2 жыл бұрын

So Sad

Instructions unclear: got fined £3.54 for unlicensed operation of a firearm and possession of an automatic weapon.

@Adam-xf6sq

3 жыл бұрын

While your in the chip aisle, grab as many lays chip bags as you can, you’ll need them to breathe on Mars.

@Wozza-sc2dd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Adam-xf6sq I was sat for about 5 minutes wondering why the f**k there would be an aisle designated to chips, Then I read the Lays and being British I had no clue what the f*ck Lays were and I thought that a company had invented a bag of chips (fries). I also realised that you are probably American so you dont speak properly. Also McCoy's crisps have a 59% air apposed to 49% from lays. You would also need multiple bags, being this is a one way journey I think you would need approximately 4,986,706 packets, being that this is a F*cking shopping trolley, the blatant response to this would be to install twin-engined, tandem rotor, heavy-lift Lycoming Honeywell T55-L-714A turboshaft engines (from a Boeing CH-47 Chinook), each rated at 4,168shp maximum continuous power, fitted with 2 dual heavy load fixed pitch propellers to carry the weight.

@Wozza-sc2dd

3 жыл бұрын

@MageBurger I mean I think I remember seeing them too but we also have hot pockets and pop tarts. But to be honest everyone knows walkers is superior.

@daniellafferety4025

3 жыл бұрын

Dude in the U.S our police would freak. You would not make to the register.

@daniellafferety4025

3 жыл бұрын

If the area is that bad why not use a small imperial hover tank instead of a shoping cart. Ha ha. But the truth in the U.S we order on Amazon have our stuff delivered in bulk. Come to think about it. Should we have droids by now. Imagen a dozen B1 battel droids tring to get general knobey moreing coffee? Ha. Ha.

This has changed my life

Thx this tutorial was so helpful I’ve been struggling with this mission for hours

This ordnance is sufficient for the streets of South London, however on the streets of Birmingham they are already using anti-tank mines which destroy at least £5 of tinned spaghetti per year. I'd recommend upgrading the front of the trolley with a 12-Wheel Anti-Landmine Roller™ with active suspension bar and blast protective plating on the undercarriage for maximum effectiveness

@TheRealSinful

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has lived in Birningham, I agree.

@mrbassett4388

3 жыл бұрын

Where can I buy one?

@tanjeeschuan4999

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbassett4388 Tesco

@mrbassett4388

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanjeeschuan4999That's a shame. I shop at Sainsbury's. Lets hope they introduce something similar soon, I am fed up with my groceries getting targeted due to lack of protection...

I hate it when someone throws a grenade at my two cinder blocks and "central zone" sign.

@ph4ntom_39

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@grafando

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@noah_g726

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@noahcole4201

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@member1125

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

oh thank you, ive been looking for a tutorial for 20 weeks

This is actually really helpful!

Imagine driving a lamborghini and seeing the most strapped trolley ever pass you in speed

@salmonthefirst

2 жыл бұрын

WEEEEEEEE

@pupaepedorra

2 жыл бұрын

That was a Porsche...

@monkeman8759

2 жыл бұрын

@@pupaepedorra point still stands

@wei270

2 жыл бұрын

@@monkeman8759 it doesn't it will never out turn a lambo

I feel like the small and thin wheels cannot hold the weight of cart, I recommend stealing some Caterpillar tracks from the M1A2 Abrams tank stationed at the nearby secret United States Military outpost

@umbreongaming9921

3 жыл бұрын

Or just create a hovering system that makes it float above the ground. It would be much more easily maneuverable and would not need the engine, as there would be no friction between the tires and the ground. Add a miniature rocket engine to propel yourself and a platform to stand on, as well a a steering wheel to turn.

@cornslav6255

3 жыл бұрын

Stealing the tracks would be cheaper, allowing tha trolly to remain affordable

@qbertking1910

3 жыл бұрын

Another modification that I would recommend is to have the engine on the “lower shelf” of the trolley, as it would leave more room for both ammunition and other supplies.

@REDDUXX

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Yeah now that is gonna make me have nightmare now! Imaging your carrying too many heavy things and you need a trolley and literally all of them just starts aiming at you! I'm afraid now 😂😂

@cornslav6255

3 жыл бұрын

@@qbertking1910 how to turn your trolley into a modern mbt

finally I've been looking for this video

Needed to hear this!

Man there are still British people who don’t arm their carts like this? We Americans have been doing it for years, y’all need to catch up!

@adaelion3772

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot the SAMs. We Americans have and entire bulk purchase chain store specifically for them.

@matth7952

3 жыл бұрын

We’re very far behind. I apologise.

@TheRascal767

3 жыл бұрын

I just bring my m1 Abrams and if the staff is nice they’ll let me use it although this is a good failsafe

@Nabnab153

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's racist for the brits to do it because their chavs have gotten darker over the year$

@pray4serenity

3 жыл бұрын

Americans are a bit wi3rd don't ask me why

This is the most American British thing I've ever seen

@mafia2boy33

3 жыл бұрын

What would be if the US was still under the British monarchy

@hdj2jmdn746

2 жыл бұрын

@@mafia2boy33 you wish mate

@knavecapricorn1537

2 жыл бұрын

all thats missing is skis on the bottom if your from Finland

@drcgaming4195

2 жыл бұрын

he forgot to arm his trolley with triple big mac burgers limited time BLT edition with extra Big Mac sauce which any american would indulge themselves within because they are morbidly obese luckily, i am not american, so i do not have to take these precautions. however, you may have to

@AdistuffRBX

2 жыл бұрын

*British American as an it’s set in Britain and is more Britain

Why have i only just come across this splendid channel? Hilarious, in tears ere, nice one ha!

I used this design last week, very helpful

“And a couple more if you live in Birmingham” as a brummie can confirm more weapons are necessary

@mcmemeous7811

3 жыл бұрын

All it is missing if you live in Birmingham is a early warning for a 8 year old going to stab you

@VKminus

3 жыл бұрын

How many weapons?? *YES*

As an overnight manager at a McDonald's, this situation is honestly not even that farfetched...

@shoppingcart69420

10 ай бұрын

ok but i have never been to a mcdonalds before

Thanks this has been a very big problem for me and luckily i found a practical and fast solution

I came to KZread for this specific information , thanks.

Gotta love how this information was more useful than 5 years of high school

@gauravhemrajani7024

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

"sir the enemy are attacking!" "are they sending the tanks" "no worse" "oh no you don't mean" "they are sending the shopping trollies!"

@99999bomb

3 жыл бұрын

ANY THING BUT SHOPPING TROLLEYS

@slate1496

3 жыл бұрын

SURRENDER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

@umbreongaming9921

3 жыл бұрын

The shopping trolleys?! (Throws hands up in the air) Guess I'll die.

@imawaffle148

3 жыл бұрын

June 6, 1944

"A few more if you live in Birmingham." had me dying

Thanks for the tutorial. This really helped me out.

The fact that someone spent time and effort animating this for our protection, class bloke

... in France, WHERE HE BELONGS.

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he does belong there!

@cones914

3 жыл бұрын

Who would want to live in FRANCE?

@sachamo1374

3 жыл бұрын

@@cones914 imagine unironically being born in France

@alexandremartinsdecastro6453

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all the likes. For context, the previous version of this video had the sentence finished at 0:21 "...in France, where he belongs.", but apperently it's highly ofensive to imply that a 85 year-old loon that lobbed a granade at your shopping trolley belongs in France, so the sentence got redacted. It was amusing for some reason, though.