Everybody gangsta until the lights turn off and the faceless employees say "The store is now closed, please exit the building" and you notice there is no exit

@blazermettro2059

Жыл бұрын

The SCP foundation is on the way. Start running.

@justusP9101

Жыл бұрын

@@blazermettro2059 Oh, they wont be able to save you now

@mrlaz9011

Жыл бұрын

well, I better join the canopy tribe now.

@Titanic-wo6bq

Жыл бұрын

That's literally just a normal IKEA, what do you mean.

@kindadumb916

Жыл бұрын

@@blazermettro2059 the fuck why is the SCP foundation on my ass they are supposed to be rescuing me

i ordered my blåhaj last week, he came 5 days early and since then he’s cured all my sadness in my life, helped me eat more and tidys my room, truly an incredible specimen.

@chello1731

11 ай бұрын

I got one,and he gave me a lottery winning ticket,and told me good business decisions,and now im a multi bilionare

@skeleton-bullfrog

10 ай бұрын

​@@chello1731buy 100,000 blåhaj and give them all a home

@enerconfan9138

9 ай бұрын

I got one and he transed my gender

@ToastedMarauder

7 ай бұрын

@@enerconfan9138 it’s a common side effect

@kaitoisanalien

7 ай бұрын

i’ve got 2, there the skeunkliest skrimblo i’ve ever bought

I'm convinced the only purpose of the wooden mannequin hands in IKEA is so that they can see who's immature enough to make them into middle fingers.

@LEGO-CREAM

5 ай бұрын

Me.

@harry.balsonya6

5 ай бұрын

yea me too

@IamstillEpik

2 ай бұрын

I see that everytime I go there and I wanna scream

@AlterraCorp

2 ай бұрын

they removed all the middle fingers in my ikea

@frederickjamesmacairan3063

2 ай бұрын

I think me and my cousin did that...

Fun story: My parents once forgot me in an Ikea. I was too young to remember but they told me there was a misunderstanding, my mom went to a Toys r us with my brother and my dad went to another store while was just forgotten there. When they met up again after like 2 hours they realized that I was gone. They looked for me for like half an hour until they found me in a Smaland, just sleeping there lol. Edit: Now that I think about it there's a slight chance they just took the first child they found in Smaland and that the real me is still wandering in the Ikea, lost and afraid.

@bluhbluh5243

Жыл бұрын

i mean to be fair they probably recognized you and i dont think ikea employees would just let a small child stay in smaland overnight

@Drunk_Cat69

Жыл бұрын

*Småland*

@funkey6737

Жыл бұрын

Omg the thought of me not actually being me is horrifying. I'm probably gonna have a dream about that now

@christiangibson1867

Жыл бұрын

@@bluhbluh5243 Do you have the sense of humor of a socially inept stone?

@videoms1271

Жыл бұрын

@@funkey6737 you are not real

Ikea coworker here! The reason why the rooms feel so real is because each room setting has a story in mind and every item in it has been thought of to fit that story! For example a condo for a young couple who both have highley demanding jobs and have a high liking for bougie things would be a story for a condo room setting

@TheTGOAC

Жыл бұрын

That's so legitimately cool and wildly unecessary.

@rycegabrielmajor9847

Жыл бұрын

@@TheTGOAC but mainly just really cool

@no-lifenoah7861

Жыл бұрын

@@rycegabrielmajor9847 it's a great way to demonstrate what the products would look like in your house as well. it shows what it would look like in situe

@nairuo

Жыл бұрын

Don't listen to his lie here, I too work at one. The real reason they feel so real is because each room is actually a room that we stole from a family. Walls and all. We roll in at night with saws and power tools and abscond into the night with the room.

@Simlo

Жыл бұрын

@@nairuo You have breached NDA. IKEA compliance officers are on the way, you'l be delicious Swedish meatballs.

I'm convinced that Joeseppi never actually made it out of IKEA store while recording this video, and he's currently living in this maze, releasing this video and putting cryptic message in it.

@a-zora-on-youtube

Жыл бұрын

*lord joeseppi you mean

@SirProud

Жыл бұрын

He is in 3008

@daymonvoisin7153

Жыл бұрын

@@SirProud The SCP fandom has been summoned. We await SCP-3008 The Infinite Ikea's command.

@Blabhabonsteriods

Жыл бұрын

@@SirProud I wish I could press the like button multiple times

@dinomanthegod7617

Жыл бұрын

Every ikea might as well be a scp 3008 except les dangerous

You forgot to mention the mental healing properties of cuddling IKEA stuffed animals. They seem to instantly improve your mood anytime you're near them (the radius of effect varies from person to person. The general rule of thumb is if you can see the plush relatively well, you will feel at least a fraction of it's effect)

@Philip_Taylor

8 ай бұрын

When you go to your new girlfriend's house and her stuffed animal collection seems like a group of rival love interests. Then it comes time to move them from the bed and her favourite one stays there, like it's an ex that she just can't let go of.

@WolvenSCP

7 ай бұрын

I'm surprised he didn't mention 3008 at all

@Schzercro

7 ай бұрын

i literally become instantly happy when i hug my blahaj

@regularperson9297

6 ай бұрын

Scp 3008-999 are a sub class of entities and come in various variations of stuffed animal. Similiar to scp 999, upon touching or near proximity a feeling of bliss and absolute worry free pure happiness is experienced. Additional information regarding Scp 3008-999 is currently being researched but due to nature of scp 3008 has so far proved futile.

@Sherla7

4 ай бұрын

d j u n g e l s k o g

Two things 1) There's a great story about guys who set up a warm, friendly sort of party on Christmas Eve in their local IKEA. They took the biggest flat there is with the coziest living room, and they would have board games set up there and invite people who were alone in IKEA on Christmas Eve to spend time with them. Because one of them had this sort of shower thought that whoever would be alone there on this day is just extremely lonely and wants to have at least some sort of social interaction, so they wanted to help these people. As far as the story went, staff quickly caught up on what was going on and there was zero interference and they were only asked to leave, like, five minutes before closing time, so they were allowed to stay there for as much as was humanly possible, because, I mean, the staff also wanted to go home on Christmas. 2) Not sure if they do it worldwide but they also served pork shoulders in IKEA Russia and these were delicious and cost like 4$ per knuckle which is an incredible meat to dollar ratio. And they even had frozen ones you could prepare at home.

@AEJQ13

2 ай бұрын

cute but that would SUCK to clean up after lol

Thank you joeseppi for going into ikea and making it out alive to share your experience to the world

@ninjajulle

Жыл бұрын

Not many have returned..

@onurertas5567

Жыл бұрын

Dont worry! The Engineer is Engi-here!

@Artissan

Жыл бұрын

Lord joeseppi*

@scoutintime

Жыл бұрын

what is your favourite ikea plushie, dell

@3oddsocks47

Жыл бұрын

Its amazing he made it out alive

As a Swedish person, I can tell you the names are actually pretty self explanatory. For example, the djungelskog bear directly translates to jungle forest. Also blåhaj is just Blue shark.

@boredpancake418

Жыл бұрын

And "gubbröra" which is the name of some weird kitchen utensil translates to "old man stir"

@jm1646

Жыл бұрын

blahaj is a offical trans icon

@counterfeit1148

Жыл бұрын

@@jm1646 Sucks

@unoriginalperson72

Жыл бұрын

@@jm1646 I don't understand it because it's a shark, a rather deadly and killer fish! But good for them I guess

@jm1646

Жыл бұрын

@@unoriginalperson72 bc its cute and fluffy as a trans person i love em too,

Pro tips: 1) If you're in a hurry, you can bypass the showroom and enter the shop directly, though the entrance is usually very low key or even hidden a little 2) You can also just go into the warehouse directly, if you know what you need and where to find it. Huge time saver. 3) If you want to browse the showroom, be prepared to get stuck behind super slow groups, people with strollers, or couples who between the 2 of them somehow manage to block a 4 meter wide aisle. For a much more relaxed experience, walk from end to start, against the traffic. People will see you coming and move out of the way, especially if you look a little to the side and pretend not to see them. You'll be like Moses parting the Red Sea.

“Regardless, buzzfeed had given me my stuffed animal of choice. Blåhaj the shark. So I headed over to the ikea website, and bought Djungelskog the monkey.” Literally me every day 💀

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for yet another certified hood classic by this absolute Chad of a man Edit: Uh

@kooIness

Жыл бұрын

the dude below me has small ant balls

@dogeymcdogeface3655

Жыл бұрын

Yes I do

@TheMutant_Real

Жыл бұрын

exactly

@grownman9984

Жыл бұрын

i am ready.

@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee

Жыл бұрын

I'm not ready I'm sorry

I actually was a intern at IKEA, everything he said is 100% true, except he forgot the part where in the staff cafeteria, you get high class meals and free drinks

@Simlo

Жыл бұрын

What did you do as an intern?

@brushtrainreels7117

Жыл бұрын

@@Simlo stocking, recycling, constaldating, customer service,

@agrusix282

Жыл бұрын

but what do you mean "was"? Did you resign or get fired?

@brushtrainreels7117

Жыл бұрын

@@agrusix282 I was part of a school internship program and when the semester ended, My internship at ikea had ended, ill never forget that sweet soft bed and apartment

@agrusix282

Жыл бұрын

@@brushtrainreels7117 ohh that explains a lot How comfy were the beds exactly though, 1-10 x)

Ah yes, IKEA, the worst place to lose a purse! Good thing that never happened to me. Ha ha ha…ha…that was a horrible day.

Useful fact : you can go to any ikea store and ask for any screws/attachments you've lost. They'll give 'em, free of charge. If, like me, you've lost ALL the screws of your bed while moving, they'll happily take the list of what you need and send it by mail to your adress, again, free of charge.

@user-wv8jv9vw8t

Ай бұрын

omagad

I have no doubt that there is someone out there with a complete collection of every IKEA stuffed animal, and that terrifies me.

@sashaschmidt2019

Жыл бұрын

I want to do that

@Kirsten4260

Жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with that 😭😭

@getwrecked3243

Жыл бұрын

Fine I'll do it myself

@Lo-Sir

Жыл бұрын

HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

@nawelz

11 ай бұрын

i do.

As a Swede this video is top tier and I cant even complain about the pronunciation, in fact I love it so much I think we should reconstruct the Swedish language according to you.

@alfinpovg6378

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@Blue-Smurf-Cat

Жыл бұрын

ya it should be changed to the glorious way he sead the words

@SavvyBigdaddySav

Жыл бұрын

@@Blue-Smurf-Cat *said

@oceanboi_

Жыл бұрын

@@SavvyBigdaddySav Perhaps he simply pronounces said as sead.

@SavvyBigdaddySav

Жыл бұрын

@@oceanboi_ oh ok didn't think about that.

blahaj is love. surrender all mortal possessions to blahaj.

8:50 this Ikea is literally a 40 minute drive from where I live, it's the closest Ikea near me, I recognise this place from when I was younger.

This made me realise every piece of furniture in my room is from IKEA. My bed, my bedside table, my desk, my chair, my curtains, my pegs, my clothes hangers, my poster frames, my bed sheets, my blanket, my cork board, my rug, my towel, my lamp, my desk plant, my mini-organiser chest of drawers, my magazine files, my cubes on the wall and my laundry basket. There is nothing that's not IKEA. And my room is pretty small as well. I feel like an IKEA Stan at this point

@blazermettro2059

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure your not still in the store?

@desperado3347

Жыл бұрын

same, besides a huge suitcase that smells like old shit i got from my grandpa once

@elasticoeditzz5366

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist, your bedroom is actually an ikea showroom and you live in ikea

@Hinotoriz

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist, now IKEA actually own the room you are in, and stuff just keep popping, and spawning in without you knowing

@chaseandrews9354

Жыл бұрын

certified GOYIM

I can confirm that I was not Swedish before I ate many Ikea meatballs

@StrictLegal

Жыл бұрын

ayo

@BluCotton.

Жыл бұрын

@@StrictLegal balls? 🧐

@NinoJoel

Жыл бұрын

To bad they removed the horse meat... It tasted way better

@thesnesgeek

11 ай бұрын

@@NinoJoelThey had too

The thumbnail design changing to a monkey out of nowhere

That freaking shark is so nostalgic for me

IKEA was one of the last shopping places I enjoyed with my mom before she passed away earlier this year. We bought loads of plastic cutlery, some ice cube trays for my grandmother, and these amazing pillows that have a cooling feature on one side. We dined in the cafeteria on meatballs and some other Swedish dish she got, swindled some of the fancy coffee, and ate the quaint little desserts they served. It was hot as balls when leaving the store since it was an August day in Texas, but the crisp apple and lingonberry soda we had bought after purchasing our spoils kept us cool. I miss her.

@karinanowak3863

2 ай бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss

@nenadmiscevic9841

Ай бұрын

Tf? ​@@karinanowak3863

Fantastic video as always!

@billykid9972

Жыл бұрын

cool

@solimankhan1431

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@shanurmulani169

Жыл бұрын

Great website

@jember258

Жыл бұрын

kerenn

@amrelsebai9892

Жыл бұрын

Beautiful

Yo, I was working at Jysk and you won't believe how many people just grab the display models. It's wild!

1:42 MY JAW DROPPED

As Swede I have to congratulate you on your pronounciation of Älmhult and Småland. Most english speakers would pronounce them like Almhult and Smaland but you actually got the Ä and Å pronounciations pretty close. At least different enough from just saying A. Kudos!

@literallyshanewalsh

Жыл бұрын

as a swede, i can do nothing but agree

@zuh1g

Жыл бұрын

As another Swede, I agree.

@quedoom

Жыл бұрын

As a Swedish man muself I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@kovenboi246

Жыл бұрын

as a swede, i agree

@thatgurkangurk

Жыл бұрын

as pure swede så håller jag med

2:15 SCP-3008 is actually an infinite Ikea with faceless employees and food that stocks itself in the SCP universe. You could say if you lose one screw...you're _screwed._ Plot twist, the meatballs are made out of people who didn't find the exit. I believe that Lord Joeseppi is actually still in the IKEA, he just found the show room that looked identical to his room and started making the video and living there Love the irony how the world's largest Ikea isn't even in Sweden. It's specifically at the Mall of Asia. Mall of Asia is the world's fifth largest mall and is owned by SM Prime. They own other megamalls (or as they call them, SM Supermalls) in the Philippines like SM City North EDSA (13th largest), SM Megamall (15th largest), and SM Seaside City Cebu (16th largest). The Philippines sure loves to take things from the US like fast-food and malls and says "Hold my beer"

@hikarumadani2893

Жыл бұрын

finally the comment ive been waiting for

@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao

Жыл бұрын

he just... lives there now

@dr.doctor_

Жыл бұрын

Looking at it historical wise, the Americans came here first (colonization), the Philippines adopted some American culture. You could say there is a bit cultural Stockholm Syndrome, pun intended.

@Scp.3832

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to mention 3008

@RedCubeAnyway

Жыл бұрын

Yes

5:21 this is true i have seen a shelf in ikea named billy

I've ever been the IKEA only ONE TIME and my favorite part is the four wheele turning

I had a stuffed Ikea animal of a Dalmatian when I was a kid. I called him "spotty". In my childhood I has serval surgery's and whenever I woke up in recovery he would be there. He is still with me to this day

@Hehehehehe23553

Жыл бұрын

Happy to hear it

@lordgemini2376

Жыл бұрын

That’s so sweet, I hope you’re of a better health as an adult :)

@satyrec0001

Жыл бұрын

@@lordgemini2376 Thanks

@Philip_Taylor

8 ай бұрын

The childhood dog that you never have to say goodbye to.

This man is scarily good at promoting these things. Its 9pm on a rainy day and I want to go to an IKEA right now.

@saturneditsss

11 ай бұрын

ikr 😂😂

@jamieandbrohere

11 ай бұрын

@@saturneditsssThis should be an official IKEA advertisement

I couldn't stop giggling while watching this video, thank you for making me laugh

5:32 my lawn mower is named juan...

@cellboi

9 ай бұрын

And his weedwacker is called alajandro manuel

When he got to the plushies I slammed my table Ace Attorney style and audibly yelled “ITS NOT JUST THE SHARKS?!”

@zuristerling5119

Жыл бұрын

Last year I went to IKEA for my birthday and was immediately attached to the sharks I found in a big bin (I didn’t find any of the other plushies) so I bought one And then learned on Reddit that the blahaj is a trans icon and my non-binary ass was drawn to it for a reason

@Nick-dx2pt

Жыл бұрын

@@zuristerling5119 my Nonbinary ass was attached to Blahaj too for some reason

@tacheco2443

Жыл бұрын

@@Nick-dx2pt probably because a bunch of stuffed cotton doesn't really do anything for trans people unless I'm missing a part of the story

@NotASummoner

Жыл бұрын

@@Nick-dx2pt Were you suprised to find your ass stitched onto a Blåhaj?

@mr_tatou

Жыл бұрын

I love how everytime Blåhajs are mentioned I can find people who know only the plush I feel less lonely, before discovering trans subreddits i didn't even know Ikea had plushes, and I felt dumb about that

I’ve lived in Sweden my whole life, So seeing him trying to pronounce easy Swedish words is just hilarious 🤣

@genericineverything7619

Жыл бұрын

Sättet han sa djungelskog på var väldigt... intressant

@osse1230

Жыл бұрын

@@genericineverything7619 Ja väldigt

@robloccnmeme969

Жыл бұрын

blahadge

@Omni739

Жыл бұрын

@@robloccnmeme969 “BLÅHAJ”

@worldhello1234

9 ай бұрын

Nothing easy about pronouncing blah harsh.

5:29 - Crowbar named Gordon

YOU MUST ALWAYS CHOOSE BLÅHAJ WHILST CHOOSING THE PLUSH

Fun fact: The Dutch IKEA's stores used to sell the meatballs with horsemeat, the Swedish FDA found out and now i think they dont serve it anymore😂

7:28 “Blåhaj” If only he knew

@Pingvin-wx6sm

Жыл бұрын

You mean the trans thing?

@-dusan5726

Жыл бұрын

@@Pingvin-wx6sm yeah lmao

@infelulmeu4494

Жыл бұрын

@@Pingvin-wx6sm tf u talking about ?

@WhipThenNaeNae

Жыл бұрын

@@Pingvin-wx6sm ?????

@jayrotheturtleliker9828

Жыл бұрын

@@-dusan5726 or femboy

crazy how this video is a year old, time really flies

0:22 next ikea

For future reference: DJUNGELSKOG = jungle forest; BLÅHAJ (pronounced blaw-high) = blue shark. I speak every language in the world so I'm very familiar with Swedish. At a normal interview, they tell you "Please take a seat" while at an IKEA interview, they tell you *"Please make a seat."* The NJ couple that got married are from Newark, and they got married at the IKEA in Elizabeth right across from the notorious Newark Liberty International Airport. Knowing Newark and its violence...IKEA is the BEST place to get married there. And if either tries to leave each other, they won't be able to escape the other.

@thekitmi9156

Жыл бұрын

hes the chosen one

@ArbiterAK

Жыл бұрын

every language hmmmmmmmmmmm yes all like 200 main ones, nevermind the other thousands of others

@zaza2o

Жыл бұрын

Google translate left the chat

@poopoopoopoolicarpio5078

Жыл бұрын

nord korea tog 1000 volvo bilar från oss

@fuzzfac3942

Жыл бұрын

Thank you Swedish Kim Jong-un

I love channels like this that upload occasionally. It makes the content feel more special and (obviously in joeseppis case) higher quality

Amazing work, dude! I love your channel. Especially the graphics

I've been hanging out at ikea with friends eating hotdogs and drinking unlimited drinks each Friday, got kicked out once for playing hide and seek. That manager is still looking at us each time we enter

Idk why but EVERY SINGLE TIME, I get scared of a 30% off wardrobe falling on my head while walking in the warehouse area

as a Swede and a true IKEA connesiour I loved this video lmaoo and to think that Småland is viewed as this little childrens play area is funny to me. It's like if Walmart had a play area called Arkansas if that makes any sense

@snwstrlight

Жыл бұрын

småland låter ganska gulligt och barnsligt (på ett bra sätt såklart) så jag tycker att det passar bra

My local Ikea didn't have a Smaaland until I was 12 years old, so my mum & I would have to make up our own games to play while going around the showroom, thus I have genuinely played hide & seek in Ikea & raced around the track.

1:45 Why did I almost fall for this?

As a friend of a Swedish fella, this is incredibly accurate

As a swedish person i laughed so much at your pronunciation of Swedish😂

@Flamingosareswag

Жыл бұрын

Å et er der værste

@cxmaster4358

Жыл бұрын

Yea, Mee too,( Jag vet, han är jätte kul, eller hur?)

@Karzyval

Жыл бұрын

@@cxmaster4358 rolig*

@knorrwax6561

Жыл бұрын

Bahatjs=blåhaj XD

@almisaur896

Жыл бұрын

no words are spoken in the video though

8:57 the fact that the chair he lifts up is from dunelm

In SYDNEY Australia there was a massive hide and seek game

7:42 Who's gonna tell her?

@mangofruit8984

Жыл бұрын

uh oh

@anhalt1444

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean her

@XOXO189

Жыл бұрын

Blahaj is a trans symbol in many online circles

@capybara2515

Жыл бұрын

*him, also I don’t like that Blahaj is being used as a trans symbol

@bootnoot8696

11 ай бұрын

@@capybara2515 Too bad, many people do

As a person who’ve been to Ikea Pasay multiple times, I can confirm that it’s the largest. There’s like 3 or 4 floors, and a basement for parking. And it’s brand new too (the ikea here opened on nov 25 last year, they’re celebrating their one-year anniversary). Also, Ikea is right next to SMX convention, which can be an amazing experience if there’s an anime convention going on (you can occasionally spot cosplayers shopping in Ikea lol).

@rawrrrer

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully they'd open local stores here in Mindanao too 🙂

@kangxliqxe1714

Жыл бұрын

i went to smx convention for japan then ikeaa

@Shvetsario

9 ай бұрын

fking weebs

This man singlehandedly invented a dozen of new SCPs

Everyone Gangsta till TJÄRBLOMSTER walks in 5:13

Hearing Joeseppi saying swedish words made me burst out laughing

@intelligentgekko9310

Жыл бұрын

Blåhaj

@crooster1

Жыл бұрын

BLOE HADJJ!

Ikea was like a vacation growing up. The cafeteria, the cheapest family meatball meals, the cranberry soda. At the very end of the shopping we would go to the very end where there's the $1 cinnamon buns, ice cream, hot dogs. It was a different experience that you can't explain

This actually made me go to IKEA for the first time ever. Didn’t buy any furniture, just got the orca plushie and sorta walked around with my friend. I also tried the cinnamon buns, they were good.

@bambinaforever1402

3 ай бұрын

So u do not have a Malm chest of drawers? Where do u keep your undies?

0:52 At this raight, why don't they just incase the whole of Sweden in a massive Ikea?

7:30 the blahaj is actually just blue shark in swedish.

6:15 Bro nah, man did not need to violate me like that💀

I have the Ikea Shark since i was 5 years old.

The store is now closed, please exit the building.

9:15 In Australia there is (at least) 1 IKEA where in the warehouse there are wallpapers with blue sky and clouds, for all customers who forgot what the 'outside' looked like.

Never thought a video about a furniture store could cause such a rollercoaster of emotions, video goes from funny to nostalgic, can perfectly relate to everything this man said, actually couldn't be any more on point!

Literally asked to go to IKEA for my birthday after watching this

I was 5-6 idk and accidentally stole some random green fabric pouch thing that goes onto things (i cant be bothered to find it) . Didn't get arrested and it's still in my bedroom to this day

5:55 You lose one screw and you're screwed.

The hide and seek in Ikea thing is something that would be awesome to do, but it would be super weird. Like imagine if you were some other customer and wanted to buy a cabinet, and then you find some 10 year old crouched down inside it. My solution to that dream is to build an Ikea in Minecraft and do it that way.

@GentlemanGaming1122

Жыл бұрын

Facts 🙌🏻👀

@almisaur896

Жыл бұрын

go talk about that on an ikea video not on a soccer video lol

@sqolk

Жыл бұрын

I had a hide and seek with my friends in Ikea. We hid in the warehouse and the floors too- It was fun and I'd 100% do it again till we get kicked out

10:18 That's why I went to IKEA in the first place

I watched this w my blåhaj

@fedexflight80-sb6si

2 ай бұрын

I watched this with my djskog bear

10:24 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

@benl1845

Жыл бұрын

He can he’s a lord

@JuiceyBeverage

Жыл бұрын

(Pulls out his Colt 911) You cant take away my freedom!!

@Stampyboyz

Жыл бұрын

@@JuiceyBeveragewhat? Do you mean cult 911 or call 911?

You really never fail to make me laugh. Fantastic video as always! :D

@SavvyBigdaddySav

Жыл бұрын

My man just donated 20ds. In the comments. Do not take this out of context.

@WoolyCow

Жыл бұрын

@@SavvyBigdaddySav im guessin he was kind enough to give u one of his d?

@mintengineer30

Жыл бұрын

@@SavvyBigdaddySav ok I will ITS A BOT

@SavvyBigdaddySav

Жыл бұрын

@@mintengineer30 fric I fell for it.

they should make a upscale version of each stuffie like the monkey would be a gorrila or something

Tipp if you wanna eat the Kötbullar (the meatballs) easily: take the peas and throw them into the smashed potatoes and mix the cranberries with them too and dip the Kötbullar in the mixture.

5:50 this humor is killing me 😂

I love how this guy ventured through costo and ate all the "sample"s then like so much later brings us yet another masterpiece whilst' risking his life.

Thé professionnel sofa thing got me dying

Any time I drive past IKEA I get so excited

Being a Swede, ikea feels like the swedish pride to the world

As a half Swedish person, I half approve of this.

@jd_the_cat

Жыл бұрын

Hey, a fellow half-Swede.

@ItzLagom

Жыл бұрын

@@jd_the_cat hi, my fellow half-Swede

As an ikea product this video is appreciated

2:14 “the store is now closed, please exit the building”

5:26 I have that bookshelf in my room

@Mega-Mato

11 ай бұрын

Eat it

When i was a child, me and my sister always tried to get as many as those ikea pencils as possible without getting caught, remember dumping like 30 of them onto the table while our parents could only watch in absolute disbelieve

IKEA is the only place where the product names make your vocal coards start to scream for mercy

Love these Home Bargains in a nutshell would be great

@evilgoose6768

9 ай бұрын

how the fuck is he gonna make a 5 minute or longer video about home bargains

as an IKEA employee myself, i can confirm we are not allowed to leave the store

The last time i was in an ikea i stole 43 ikea pencils and nobody noticed

Your pronunciation of Småland was actually pretty accurate GG

Looks like i'm not the only one constantly getting lost in IKEA and testing everything. Like even fake food.

Joeseppi should definitely establish his own title as “Lord of talking about random yet somehow enjoyable things” I mean what other contenders are there?

@QuxzPlaylists

Жыл бұрын

But like bruhhhh taking a sponsorship from a scam

@3oddsocks47

Жыл бұрын

True

@aprofondir

Жыл бұрын

NakeyJakey is somewhat in that vein

@lpgoodgamer7137

Жыл бұрын

degenerocity is up there too

@SavvyBigdaddySav

Жыл бұрын

You both watch Degenerocity to?

The Swedish pronunciation was significantly better than I thought, great video!

@almisaur896

Жыл бұрын

BUT NOBODY SAID ANYTHING IN THE VIDEO

@quedoom

Жыл бұрын

@@almisaur896 Wot?

Ikea probably has one of the few ballpits that parents actually miss.

Fabler Krokodil forever remains in my heart