I'm the lego on the floor, I'm the slamming of your door, I'm the flickering of your lights, I'm the breeze that steals your kite.

@simoneaquila9052

10 жыл бұрын

especially the god damn lego...

@wicked3dge

10 жыл бұрын

Simone Aquila I dont know... flickering lights can be pretty creepy...

@simoneaquila9052

10 жыл бұрын

did you never step on a lego?

@wicked3dge

10 жыл бұрын

Oh no.. i have its just a phobia of mine.

@psychokinrazalon

10 жыл бұрын

I'm the sand in your eye, I'm the droppings from the sky, I'm the one which got away, I'm quite evil, won't you say?

I'm the customer that comes in a minute before closing.

@PokeNebula

5 жыл бұрын

cmon man i just want a fuckin sandwich

@jaydsnayx1665

5 жыл бұрын

MadBlood that is pure evil

@MeganAngel315

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the customer that demands to see the manager when they won't take my expired coupon.

@MeganAngel315

5 жыл бұрын

@Michael Miller how he said something completely different

@chinabluewho

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the customer that screaches, " BUT THEY LET ME DO IT AT THE OTHER STORE !! "

I play this whenever I win in Monopoly

@AlucardPeach

5 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@L-S

5 жыл бұрын

You're so evil dude😭

@mouthfungus

4 жыл бұрын

For that, I play Almost Human

@acanimatics906

4 жыл бұрын

Fitting

@robinalonso-desouza7245

4 жыл бұрын

You can't win at Monolopy unless you're not playing Monopoly.

Fun fact: Voltaire gave permission to Maxwell Atoms to use this song for Billy and Mandy, but Maxwell asked him to write an original song for the show instead, and that's how "Brains" was born and used.

@whisterbin

2 жыл бұрын

facts

@thepriorstone4064

2 жыл бұрын

I knew I heard his voice somewhere

@newmanaft21ststillterrible32

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly this song could have worked best for Evil Con Carne have Grim & Evil continued in it's original production format.

@troygardner1610

2 жыл бұрын

Yay #TeamZombifried

@Luna19912

2 жыл бұрын

And I'm so glad he did because Brains slaps

Number one thing that turn most people evil, is those catchy EVIL songs

@LadyLier17

9 жыл бұрын

All evil songs in musicals and movies are mostly the most awesome composed ones!!! Is not my fault, is the music.

@Just_A_Dude

9 жыл бұрын

The "Villain Song" is ALWAYS the piece de resistance of any musical (well, except The Lion King, unless Timon and Pumba are villains).

@mastermarkus5307

8 жыл бұрын

+Just A Dude I have nothing against Hakuna Matata, but I'm not sure that it's the piece de resistance of The Lion King. Really, Be Prepared with it's visuals _and_ music struck me a lot more as a kid and an adult.

@klingoncowboy4

8 жыл бұрын

+Kobirita Singing Death Death devil devil devil evil evil evil evil evil songs?

@hildcit

8 жыл бұрын

Iain Wilson Hell you know that's how I get along.

Sounds like it needs to be a Disney villain song.

@barkerfreak1

5 жыл бұрын

There are fan made videos of this sing with Disney villains. I guess someone saw your comment.

@firephoenix357

5 жыл бұрын

I've always said this

@sophiecooper3624

5 жыл бұрын

Or the Joker's 🃏

@prosimian

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine a Disney adaptation of "The Steadfast Tin Soldier", with this as the villain song being sung by the Jack in the Box as he forces the ballerina to dance tango with him while the one legged soldier watches helplessly

@lokihatesjimmyfallon

5 жыл бұрын

Or Loki from Marvel

That moment when your'e singing along and accidentally pledge your allegiance, to all things dark...

@TheWilderCat

6 жыл бұрын

rip.

@rebbekahcannons9805

5 жыл бұрын

Ah well at least I did it in style.

@zacharyhawley1693

5 жыл бұрын

But you did get cookies so it's not all bad.

@rebbekahcannons9805

5 жыл бұрын

Wait there were cookies? no one told me there were cookies :o

@zacharyhawley1693

5 жыл бұрын

@@rebbekahcannons9805 you didn't see the massive cookie factory? I got a tour and everything

I'm the alarm clock that wakes you up

@zaknafein_aconite

7 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, Samuel! .....You've reached sixty-nine likes. \m/(-_-)\m/

@Anduron_Lazul

7 жыл бұрын

(Big Mac voice) Nnnnnnnnope. (*likes comment*)

@roundishwhale

7 жыл бұрын

Wow this sinister even for this song^^

@SleepywitchVibes

7 жыл бұрын

I'm the coffee stain that makes your nice shirt ruined

@technoshaman101

7 жыл бұрын

I'm your annoying sibling/friend/neighbor.

When you're officially that guy

@henrygeoghegan815

8 жыл бұрын

+MedikPac umm... I believe it's That Guy, ugh...typical

@leecairnduff8021

8 жыл бұрын

+Andrew Lopez this suit is officially gorgio armani

@Majoridox

8 жыл бұрын

When you're officially Jerry.

@IXthCircle

8 жыл бұрын

I AIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!

@ThatGuy-vd7ni

7 жыл бұрын

*Whistling the song*

I really like the pun on "misfortune" and "surprise", coupled with the systematic melody of Voltaire's voice. Great song.

@gazblackheart4596

10 жыл бұрын

i find it a bit annoying but mostly because whens the last time you heard anyone reference Sir Prize never.i have heard Miss Fortune used alot though.

@BeyondBaito

Жыл бұрын

@@gazblackheart4596 He's the ladies' prize

I'm the line of dirt at the edge of the dust pan that you can never sweep in no matter how hard you try

@TheWilderCat

6 жыл бұрын

You make me want to kill myself when I'm sweeping the bathroom with the litter box in it. Just sayin' fuck you.

@Jaden-Ring

4 жыл бұрын

MagnetoDorito YOU MONSTER! 😤

I'm the result of your exam.

@houriaadjaoud3010

6 жыл бұрын

Blue Ghost no This This is worse

@margheritaparacini7729

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the fail of your study plan I'm the anxiety that pounds I'm what'll put you in the ground (no, really, it shortens your life spawn

@abandonedbucharest7704

4 жыл бұрын

No, anything but this, please...

@julienteychene6022

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your ID that hides before your exam

@Sytry219

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, omfg, Wtf .... hahahah

Miss Fortune and Sir Prize. I see what you did there.

@ilpiratadellaluna4466

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Heward Or. . . Misfortune and surprise. 😏🤔

@Sighbot

5 жыл бұрын

Il Pirata della Luna Its wordplay (Edit:I think I got whooshed)

@L-S

5 жыл бұрын

Sir prize: I'm baaaaaack

@koffinkat666

5 жыл бұрын

He is Bisexual aswell

@ofcatsandcrepes2080

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that until this year...I've known of this song since age 13 (I'm 25)

Every Villain Is Lemons

@Zarryon12

8 жыл бұрын

Every Villain Is Loki

@seekerofalice9787

8 жыл бұрын

+Vayos ReaperoftheVoid well, with how the MCU is going, you aren't wrong :)

@henrygeoghegan815

8 жыл бұрын

+The Dearless Every Villain Is Lactating

@gumbiman3350

8 жыл бұрын

+The Dearless Otherwise known as "EVIL".

@MorbidMoonflower

8 жыл бұрын

+The Dearless Every Villain Is Lactoseintolerant

I'm the glitch that breaks your game!

@makitstop

6 жыл бұрын

heres a funny glich story of mine once i was playing arkam origins and doing the deadshot missions however for some reason there was no colission on the floor so i fell through it...and i had to reset the whole game

@piezo_6664

6 жыл бұрын

I am a software programmer, and I'm offended. /s

@EnDK64

6 жыл бұрын

Oh you son of a bitch!

@pedrolmlkzk

5 жыл бұрын

you went too far m8

@GudderGames

5 жыл бұрын

Cameron Wiscovitch I'm the player that took your name.

League Of Villainous Evil-doers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness [L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N]

@mr.x2567

3 жыл бұрын

Abyssal Nightmare I love Phineas and Ferb!

@abyssalnightmare551

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.x2567 my childhood

@ragergamer3111

3 жыл бұрын

You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N?

@guitargangster66

3 жыл бұрын

You clever son of a bitch

@cyrilltate7065

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Everytime I hear this song, I imagine a delightfully devilish waltz going on. Every step perfectly in sync with this great song.

@lokihatesjimmyfallon

5 жыл бұрын

Elvishladdy I think of loki -just look at my user .3.-

@localtownvoid

5 жыл бұрын

omg now im imagining the dance. I need to draw this omg.

@ghosts.cvm.sock89

5 жыл бұрын

We need an animation of this

@lasaboteuse

4 жыл бұрын

The song's not in waltz time. However--as others have noted--you could tango to it. The instrumentation is very suggestive of Piazzolla or somebody like that.

@adribenade5094

4 жыл бұрын

Def a Tango!

this song needs a tango cariographed for it. I swear I want to dance to this

@jamesforgie6594

5 жыл бұрын

Tessa Merlo I heartily agree. I’d be happy to dance to this.

@aliteralratboi2521

5 жыл бұрын

Agree

@annan9216

5 жыл бұрын

Tessa Merlo kinda sounds like a villain tango song!

@princepstenebris

4 жыл бұрын

Tessa, if I knew how to dance, I would totally ask you for dance this song.

@belugaval144

4 жыл бұрын

there's an excellent animatic out there. not a waltz, but it's hella good. got an evil lil bunny

Every time it gets to the part where he talks about being lonely I imagine someone reaching to him to comfort him. Then they get a backfist strike when he says "I'm lying through my teeth.".

I’m the virus in your computer I’m the lag that can’t be skipped I’m the scratch on your CD

@margheritaparacini7729

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the scratch on your cd I'm the bug in your pc I'm the lag that you can't skip I'm the cord that makes you trip (There, now it is fully sing-able)

@Fomalhaut0313

4 жыл бұрын

You so evil....

@ookipuki

3 жыл бұрын

LOL wtf 🤣🤣🤣

@thetrophygamer3606

3 жыл бұрын

@@ookipuki just going off that one section of lyrics. Seemed like it be fun to do one for computer/game stuff.

@revinhatol

2 жыл бұрын

I'm the pressure that you chipped

I'm the lightbulb that goes poof. I'm the remote that you can't find. I'm the reason you can't sleep. I'm the bad internet signal. I'm the ad before a video.

@DeathlordMiopic

10 жыл бұрын

i'm that one internet meme that people just won't quit with

@BeesechurgerProductions

10 жыл бұрын

DeathlordMiopic You Monster!!!!!

@wendingus9861

10 жыл бұрын

my hell in a nutshell

@rachdarastrix5251

5 жыл бұрын

I am Darkwing Duck!

@kaitlingower8696

5 жыл бұрын

I can't Sleep Eather.

Voltaire is fucking amazing! I love this song, it represents basically every evil character conceived. Who said violin wasn't rock?! This song shows you just how dark the violin with vocals and guitar can be when it comes to rock. I have listened to this over and over again and not gotten tired yet!

@jc6819

8 жыл бұрын

i listen to this song at least once a day.

@chloeleighhardy3435

8 жыл бұрын

+Josiah Claywell I am gonna use it for drama school auditions next year.

@morgankenway1545

8 жыл бұрын

+Chloe Leigh Hardy Without the violin, i doubt it would be as awesome. Cannot recall what style the violin is pkaying

@chloeleighhardy3435

8 жыл бұрын

the violin is awesome

@ArtistaGirl192

7 жыл бұрын

+Morgan Kenway Gypsy violin is my guess

as a person with on and off insomnia and other sleeping problems....surprisingly, this song helps me sleep...I guess when you have a song convincing you you're one with the shadows and the night terrors, you're no longer afraid of them. Hell, play this song and maybe I can actually get a lot done, lol

@irunamuk

7 жыл бұрын

HighOnCaffeine1101 As a fellow insomniac I often put voltaires music on to go to sleep. Works wonderfully. I sleep better too.

@yuric.2769

3 жыл бұрын

This usually helps me quiet down enough to sleep- I'm usually too paranoid and apprehensive of my every-night Nightmares, so I end up sleeping till 4-5 am, sometimes I don't even go to sleep I just randomly take a short nap during the day. I've found this songs and others of this kinda style help a lot. It really makes me feel better- Like nothing can get to me cuz I'm too evil for it.

@someguy6651

3 жыл бұрын

My sleep ain't the best I'll try using this

@deadlight88

Жыл бұрын

Give in to the Night, become one with the Fright. Darkness upon us all, as was once before the Fall.

I'm the lego in which you step on

@sausage3298

8 жыл бұрын

+ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the corner you stub your toe

@sausage3298

8 жыл бұрын

+ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the quivering of your foot a sudden pain a sudden start

@sausage3298

8 жыл бұрын

+ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the troll on the game

@sausage3298

8 жыл бұрын

+ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the pin on which you sit

@imrtv2035

8 жыл бұрын

I'm the ad that holds your video

I don't remember... it was too long ago! lol! I think I was trying to right a musical theater number for a villain. I think it worked!

@portiadevorak

2 жыл бұрын

YES IT DID

@SaucyKitty11

Ай бұрын

I first heard this song in a Hellsing AMV for Alucard

@The-Coven-Guard

9 күн бұрын

Seems like a song that should be in the Jekyll and Hyde Musical.

The Violin in the beginning is so dark, yet soothing.

I can imagine the villain forcing the hero to dance in a tango while attacking each other

@thelilfox7604

4 жыл бұрын

I'm never going to unhear that again😂

@chaosmusic706

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds a interesting battle scene ... XD

@thebossmongars9651

2 жыл бұрын

Nah it's sound weird that couldn't exist Wait a sec...

@kaitlynlehman7414

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see that happen

@That.Lady.withtheYarn

2 жыл бұрын

Daria cohen did it

"Demon in your bed" This could also apply to someone with a marriage that isn't going too well

@HeyLittleBitty

9 жыл бұрын

Or a really "active" marriage.

@enigma1337

9 жыл бұрын

HeyLittleBitty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@enigma1337

9 жыл бұрын

***** Oh, that would make sense too.

@TheWilderCat

6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Never.

@quackquack8775

4 жыл бұрын

hmm. I was told of the existance of a goth duck in our council. Ha, seems like I found it. Well then companion, how have you liked your residence in the duck council? We haven't heard from you in awhile, so care to share what you've learned this past 5 years?

Now if I were evil, I'd wear a suit, have a cane with a sword in it.

@18NichoJar

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam ET Bloodborne much?

@18NichoJar

8 жыл бұрын

how far in it are you?

@18NichoJar

8 жыл бұрын

I know, I hated that area.

@jamesforgie6594

5 жыл бұрын

Sword sticks, and the threaded cane. Two weapons I really wish I owned.

@ilpiratadellaluna4466

5 жыл бұрын

Or a wand

Seriously how can this man be so underrated

@FelopeLoope

9 ай бұрын

idek.

@ZIZZOBLIZZ

8 ай бұрын

Been listening to this dude for 13 years, i couldnt agree more with you

@jonathancampbell7798

5 ай бұрын

3.6 million views is underrated?

@victorconway444

4 ай бұрын

@@jonathancampbell7798Yes. It needs an extra zero.

I’m the creak before the snap, I’m the push before the splat, I’m the scream after the slice, I’m the cage of rabid mice, I’m the bug under your skin, I’m the pain beneath your ribs, I’m the spark before the boom, I’m the toxins in the tomb.

@sillyface6950

3 жыл бұрын

creepy.. I Like It.

@zeno2956

3 жыл бұрын

I love this

@totes_an_alien

3 жыл бұрын

@@sillyface6950 Thanks!!

@totes_an_alien

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeno2956 Thanks!!

@theeternal2734

11 ай бұрын

Obamna

I love how all the examples of being evil escalate from the harmless flies to the dagger in the back. I think it's really a great way to progress the song. By far my favorite song EVER.

i miss the old Adventure Quest Online events that featured Voltaire, these songs always bring me back to when i was 13-14.

this song never gets old

I'm the microtransactions in your game

@TheWilderCat

6 жыл бұрын

Monster

@kazzymaestro837

5 жыл бұрын

*GASP* You Monster!!!

@dirtydan9785

3 жыл бұрын

You bastard!! ;~;

So yeah... Thanks billy and Mandy for getting me hooked on voltaire... What? I had an amazing childhood.

@VeryTallDwarfy

9 жыл бұрын

same here :P

@djdragontwist

9 жыл бұрын

i knew this from a flipnote as a kid

@VeryTallDwarfy

9 жыл бұрын

I miss flipnotes :(

@djdragontwist

9 жыл бұрын

yes i do to, it was my youtube before i got into the computer

@djdragontwist

9 жыл бұрын

ironically i saved alot of them onto my sd card so i have saved flipnotes out of the ass

Lyrics (correct me if I'm wrong!) When the devil is too busy And death's a bit too much They call on me by name, you see For my special touch To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune To the ladies I'm Sir Prize But call me by any name Any way it's all the same I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had While there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there I'll be waiting 'round the corner It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need I pledge my allegiance to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job, but does it happily I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need It gets so lonely being evil What I'd do to see a smile Even for a little while And no one loves you when you're evil I'm lying though my teeth Your tears are all the company I need

@deadlight88

Жыл бұрын

Pain in every hip. Otherwise flawless

@jonathonvillella1614

Жыл бұрын

​@@deadlight88 no he meant pin. It's an old slang for getting a stich in your side

@deadlight88

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathonvillella1614 Cool :)

I'm so excited to see you in Seattle!! 🖤🖤🖤 I've been waiting for this since 2002. Thank you so much for visiting us, Gothfather 😈🖤

This is such a perfect song. It's giving a Disney villain

The first time I heard this song with friends, I had tears running down my face. Which was confusing for all but those who know me. This song is not only a vivid insight into the minds of people who have harmed me: It’s a spitting image of how they wanted me to see myself.

I remember randomly stumbling over this song in the early days of the internet, before youtube, facebook, twitter, spotify etc. Back when private homepages and blogs was what internet was about.

The song that launched a thousand amvs

@Ryan-li8qc

4 ай бұрын

When I saw this in my recommended. I had to listen. Hellsing Amv anyone?

I'm the pandemic that doesn't let you see your friends

@grandcato3612

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@Wolfmother_

3 жыл бұрын

Ok this one hits hard cause I actually miss my friends- I actually had ones this year 3 to be exact They fam

@a1z158

3 жыл бұрын

what are friends?

@user-dk9dx3xb2t

3 жыл бұрын

@@a1z158 I think He means the show friends

@andrew-kh6fe

3 жыл бұрын

hit a little 2 close 2 home man

This was the first song of Voltaire I've ever heard before becoming addicted to the rest of his great songs. Live on, man!

Sang this onstage w the man himself in Salem, he was kinda making fun of me at first, he couldn’t know I could sing. Anyway it was an honor. Hope to see him at a trek con someday

I'm the unskippable ad that buffers

Mr. Voltaire you should be The Devil in Cuphead show. 🙌🏻🖤

This should be the theme song for the Overlord games.

@Alpha.Phenix

9 жыл бұрын

agreed

@NoodlesNaruto

9 жыл бұрын

Or Reaver from Fable..? XD

@allenray6436

9 жыл бұрын

NoodlesNaruto that funny

@weecam27

9 жыл бұрын

Mxleficus Animus I just imagined Stephen Fry singing this , that's awesome

@liamobrien4071

9 жыл бұрын

weecam27 I like this idea

This was my very first Voltaire song, and ever since then I have been hooked.

When the devil is too busy And death's a bit too much They call on me by name, you see For my special touch To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune To the ladies I'm Sir Prize But call me by any name Any way it's all the same I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had While there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there I'll be waiting 'round the corner It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need I pledge my allegiance to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job, but does it happily I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need It gets so lonely being evil What I'd do to see a smile Even for a little while And no one loves you when you're evil I'm lying though my teeth Your tears are all the company I need I COPIED FROM GOOGLE SO I CAN ENJOY THIS SONG MYSELF

This song is literally the definition of being the villain

One of my friends recently passed away due for reasons. This was one of his favorite songs. In tribute to his passing i am going to sing this song at school and at his funeral.

@carmarniah9360

4 жыл бұрын

Heyy I know I'm late but how did it go??

@lilyw.719

3 жыл бұрын

Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs is also great one for funerals.

@BrandoNoCaps

Жыл бұрын

Ight

@plaguster

Жыл бұрын

​@@lilyw.719 true tho

I'm not "evil". I prefer to say I have a moral grey area. :)

@FithyOpportunist

7 жыл бұрын

Lopt the Treacherous most say Evil but I say "Good" after all "Good" is subjective

@sugocybe

6 жыл бұрын

Edgy

@ilpiratadellaluna4466

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a "trickster" xD

@diothethotslayer1451

5 жыл бұрын

I prefer chaotic good

@jamesforgie6594

5 жыл бұрын

I’m just variable. Some days I’m good, others bad. But it’s an astounding amount of fun pissing people off.

Mozart has his requiem for a dream and Voltaire has his requiem of Evil.

Devil: M'lady *tips hat*

@crayon3911

3 жыл бұрын

The devil's a simp now???

Why...would this be absolutely perfect for a stop motion Tim Burton film? OMG this is amazing!

Gavis Bettel recently made a surprisingly great cover Just goes to show this song is a forever classic

@MysteriumArcanum

6 ай бұрын

Glad to see that ol' Betsy brought you back here! His cover did this song all the justice it deserves.

"And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need" Said every fanfic writer who works with angs.. Wanna help me crafting a couple of verses? I got "I'm the pen that tears your guts" and "I'm the ink that's made of fears" so far, I need something to rhyme them with

@sharky1992

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the infection in your cuts I'm the pen that tears your guts I'm the ink that's made of fears I'm the cause of all your tears

@margheritaparacini7729

4 жыл бұрын

@@sharky1992 PERFEct

I am the single tile that is slightly off center.

This song goes from slightly silly to holy-shibboleth-dark like a rollercoaster.

Perfect imp song

Aurelio Voltaire's at his best when he's just singing a fun song about monsters and/or supervillainy. He does it with so many genres of melody too, Brains was jazzy, this is like a ballroom dance, and best of pirate's bay was a sea shanty. And I love all 3 of those songs.

Just love the violin

I'm the lego on the floor

@randomguy8432

10 жыл бұрын

That was a dick move, but it was also smooth as f**k. #Respect

боже... это самое прекрасное что я когда либо слушала, просто каждая ваша песня прекраска, они мне все так понравились, что вы стали моим кумиром, как жаль, что я узнаю о ваших песнях только сейчас в 2020 году! Слушая ваши песни я как-будто переношусь в прошлое на какой-то бал или на что-то подобное, под ваши песни меня тянет танцевать, они прекрасны!

I'm the itch you can't scratch

I forgot how great this song! I haven't heard it in such a long time!! Much kudos to you, Voltaire, it's a banger!

2024? someone?

@FelopeLoope

5 ай бұрын

Here

@RandomJohn806

5 ай бұрын

Here

@sebastiankoziol98

2 ай бұрын

Here

@gaze1ngm0rph1c4

2 ай бұрын

Greetings

@Lerandherfriendsfanvideo

2 ай бұрын

Я тоже

Me and the boys about to start an evil playthrough on BG3:

@Irunts

Ай бұрын

I'm actually getting Raphael vibes from it

Idk how I've never heard this before but thank u gingus bingus for making me find a new banger to add to my playlists 🖤🎩🪿

@TheAwesomeHetalian

7 ай бұрын

I'm checking this out cuz of gravy boat too teeheepero 🎩

@YumikoHarukaze078

7 ай бұрын

same! I have a new artist to check out thanks to grumble bumble

@ajinkyatarodekar9099

7 ай бұрын

Gravy Bpttle the master of clpwncore

@garuccafanatic415

6 ай бұрын

Fr fr, thank you Gaviscon Benedryl for the cover

First Voltaire song I ever heard, way back in my teens.

this song sounds like its being sung by some villain in a cartoon

@owenbridgers

3 жыл бұрын

I need someone to animate that now, it would actually be really cool

@jamesbhai2610

3 жыл бұрын

Alucard from hellsing

@waano7049

2 жыл бұрын

@@owenbridgers there is a fan animated series based mostly on voltaire song. The Vampair. Incredible music video

math teachers.

@cae2212

3 жыл бұрын

With the small difference that math teachers aren't doing it all for free.

@yusufyildiz408

3 жыл бұрын

@@cae2212 They also get paid but originally, our tears are the all payment they need.

@cae2212

3 жыл бұрын

@@yusufyildiz408 math teachers are the overradede youtubers of the monster world, getting a lot of payment for "little" efforts. I think they did their maths and came to an conclusion.

The favorite song of the Governor from Hellsing.

Been a fan since aqw introduced voltaire

I love listening to all of Voltaire's songs, it's just brings out the goth out of me.

This really sounds like a Disney song just like Friends on the Other Side in the movie Princes and the Frog. Ima add this to my Evil soundtrack :D

Hands down, greatest Voltaire song there is bar none. Voltaire, you have created a masterpiece of villainy and I thank you for it

In the song "When You're Evil" there is a decided catchy tune. My autistic grandson wanted me to play it for him on the phone and asked "Do I like it?" Well, not my style, but I remember being a kid. I liked really spooky movies. I hid under the seat and saw nothing, but enjoyed the scary tunes and well, hoped I'd live through it. I did. He's just like me I guess...Lol.

im the itch that moves and never goes away when you scratch it

I’m the lab report you forgot to write

@DeathlyDrained

6 жыл бұрын

Lily Frappier Plz no

i remember when i was a kid, i wrote a parody of this song called "when you're emo". i hope i find it again someday

Glad im here from bettel cover

evil nostalgia, remembered listening to this back in 2013 and I was acting evil to go along with the vibes this song gives

This song should be like in a Broadway musical or something

Oh my freaking goodness I love this it’s so good👏🏽🔥😈

His music is the best. He makes evil sound beautiful.

This is the national anthem for every villain in existence

Is it wrong that I was grinning like a madman throughout this entire song?

@Peepeepoopooman420justblaze

10 жыл бұрын

Timmy is right, it would be better if you went out and stabbed someone.

@TTmaat

10 жыл бұрын

I agree with the people above me! Stabbing is a wonderful thing, and we should all not maybe do it, possibly not.

@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466

5 жыл бұрын

@James Midnite it's just some jokes man

A good friend of mine linked me to this song a week or so ago, to introduce me to you Voltaire. I ended up listening to it with half an ear, while doing other things. I didn't realise how wonderful and funny it was until today. Now I've put it on repeat, and though I've heard it over a dozen times in the past hour or so, I still want more. I'm excited to look up more of your songs and works!!

I can imagine Sock from Welcome to Hell singing this to Jonathan while tormenting him-just replace the words "Lord Beelzebub" with "Mephistopheles" and you're good to go. :)

I accidentally found you at work one, day when I told Google to recite something by Voltaire (the author), this song began playing. Love your stuff man.

@TheLairofVoltaire

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome aboard!

Now This, Yeah, This is My #1 Favorite Song Not Just by Voltaire, But My #1 Favorite song of All Time!!! I always sing along, Always! it is fun WHEN YOUR EVIL!!!!

@hadesleaugeofdarkness2329

9 жыл бұрын

Lord Ralphie and tears are all the company I need, bada bing!!

@RentheGodofHumorTM

9 жыл бұрын

Hades's Leauge of Darkness (RLT: Voltaire also teaches animation at the college I go to)

@VendErre

9 жыл бұрын

oh shit it's Hades and Ren. How it's goin', fellas? D=

@zoecohen8125

9 жыл бұрын

Ren the God of Humor Oh my gawd actually though?

@snakezarrr

9 жыл бұрын

Hades's Leauge of Darkness Dude if you like disney hades you need to look at Kid icarus uprising hades...

theme song for 100 Tears (clowns, carnage and crimson by the bucketful) in case any of you were wondering. This is the track responsible for my recent of uncurable of addiction. Thanx.

@TheLairofVoltaire

8 жыл бұрын

I remember that film fondly!

@midnightmadness6344

7 жыл бұрын

Also from the Ebil Game Deady.

If somebody hasn't used this song as a tribute to Mr. Dark from Something Wicked This Way Comes, they should.

I nearly started a international crisis today. Now I’m listening to this.

I convinced the people writing my high school production to include this in it as the theme song for the main villain last year. The crowd loved it! It's quite the song, and we have you to thank, Mr. Voltaire.

I remember hearing this song for the first time as a lil kid when i found the flashgame Deady, i used to replay the game over and over just to hear the song.

Voltaire has been a huge crush of mine since I was younger, and he has only aged like the finest of wine and my palette is more even more refined

Petition to have Voltaire voice at least one Disney villain