Aurelio Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Song) (OFFICIAL)

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From the album To The Bottom of the Sea by Voltaire. If you like what you hear, please consider getting a copy at itunes:
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For more info visit: www.voltaire.net/
LYRICS:
My granny while on her death bed
She turned and said to me
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right
But somewhere I went wrong
'Cuz you sing those
Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
When six pallbearers put her down
And laid her body in the ground
My eyes were wet
My face was very long
The pastor said "son here you are
Won't you please take this guitar
Sing dear departed Granny one last song"
And I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of tragedy
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic
And I was walking out the door
When two dumb jocks came up to me
They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
And I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of idiots
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
Well, I went down to church on Sunday
I sat up front in a pew
The priest said "Jesus and Mary too
son what the devil's got into you
Get up and sing a hymn or two"
And I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell, you know that's how I get along
The world's full of hypocrisy
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
I was invited to the White House
The president pulled me aside
He said "Son sing us a song of peace
For those evil-doers in the Middle East"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
I sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of W's
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
Well then I died and went to Hell
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The devil said "come here young man
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
So naturally I felt I had it made
Well then he reached into an iron chest
And he picked the tool that he felt was best
And then he jabbed me in the schlong
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
He turned to me and winked and sang this song
He sang death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Yeah I know that's how you got along
I find your song hilarious
But now your soul's precarious
Singing your death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs
I'm just kidding kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet
Death death
devil devil devil devil
evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how we get along
The world is full of sinners
So how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death
Devil devil evil evil songs

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  • @TheLairofVoltaire
    @TheLairofVoltaire11 жыл бұрын

    Welcome aboard!

  • @simonnilsson8375

    @simonnilsson8375

    4 жыл бұрын

    Make more somgs dude!

  • @Nz-tm3gs

    @Nz-tm3gs

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@simonnilsson8375 indeed

  • @Budew-ef6tr

    @Budew-ef6tr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Glad to be aboard sir!

  • @stephaniesauer3407

    @stephaniesauer3407

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!!

  • @chrissyx3702

    @chrissyx3702

    3 жыл бұрын

    Need more songs like this

  • @gothicmonocle
    @gothicmonocle8 жыл бұрын

    "And they kicked my lipstick to the floor" Saddest story ever ;n;

  • @kuromi9103

    @kuromi9103

    4 жыл бұрын

    GothicMonocle top 10 saddest animes

  • @Seth-qj3ow

    @Seth-qj3ow

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @KanaraVeluna

    @KanaraVeluna

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude, i legit almost cried...

  • @kasiaandrzejewska4474

    @kasiaandrzejewska4474

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope it wasn't opened

  • @foxceles

    @foxceles

    2 жыл бұрын

    as a single tear falls

  • @Godnando00
    @Godnando004 жыл бұрын

    My own granny died today... I have nothing to say but this song soothes my heart a little bit and I appreciate Voltaire ever more for it

  • @TheLairofVoltaire

    @TheLairofVoltaire

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm very sorry for your loss. I'm glad at least the music can lend some comfort.

  • @jimshoe2385
    @jimshoe238510 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

  • @HamsterBacon

    @HamsterBacon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha fff..... haha uccckkk yooou haha

  • @PeterShipley1
    @PeterShipley12 жыл бұрын

    This is a great to play in a van with kids Getting a van full of kids (6 -> 10y old.) singing along the "Death death devil devil evil evil" chorus is surprisingly easy and epic.

  • @ericclemens1300
    @ericclemens130010 жыл бұрын

    I want this to be played at my funeral.

  • @misstrussteLgbTq

    @misstrussteLgbTq

    10 жыл бұрын

    Really? I'm going with 'Deeper Underground' by Jamiroqui.

  • @TheElegantShadow

    @TheElegantShadow

    10 жыл бұрын

    misstrussteLgbTq My Chemical Romance's, "Helena," will be played at mine. XD

  • @marizzapiaandrade325

    @marizzapiaandrade325

    9 жыл бұрын

    I prefer The Hearse by Harley Poe. Lel xD

  • @ericclemens1300

    @ericclemens1300

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'll have to look into that one ^^

  • @marizzapiaandrade325

    @marizzapiaandrade325

    9 жыл бұрын

    Hope you enjoy :D

  • @charajones2253
    @charajones22537 жыл бұрын

    Pro tip. Don't make this your ring tone and don't let it ring in church.

  • @questionablejudgement3137

    @questionablejudgement3137

    7 жыл бұрын

    Too late.

  • @Swagmaster65

    @Swagmaster65

    7 жыл бұрын

    It has a good message about worrying too much. but on the surface i can see the problem.

  • @zhoupact8567

    @zhoupact8567

    7 жыл бұрын

    D: Why would you go to church? XD

  • @charajones2253

    @charajones2253

    7 жыл бұрын

    Conservitave parents

  • @questionablejudgement3137

    @questionablejudgement3137

    7 жыл бұрын

    Chara Jones Mhm..

  • @phoenixfirex
    @phoenixfirex8 жыл бұрын

    "The World Is Full Of Idiots" "The World Is Full Of Hypocrisy" True... Depressing, but true...

  • @ilpiratadellaluna4466

    @ilpiratadellaluna4466

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm an idiot! 👍😂

  • @d4n737

    @d4n737

    5 жыл бұрын

    The world has very little idiots. They are just really cleverly placed.

  • @blarg2429

    @blarg2429

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@d4n737 How I interpret this comment is that you're describing a conspiracy of tiny dumbasses. I refuse to consider other ways of parsing your choice of words.

  • @jakwolfe3025

    @jakwolfe3025

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blarg2429 im late and i agree with this conspiracy...if only there was a way to lure them out

  • @sigma4357

    @sigma4357

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakwolfe3025 hello late and i agree with this conspiracy

  • @TheLairofVoltaire
    @TheLairofVoltaire11 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for your support! I hope you enjoy the CD!

  • @MrZTF

    @MrZTF

    10 ай бұрын

    I'd say it's pretty Death death devil devil evil evil/10. Good job.

  • @Cylanthegreat
    @Cylanthegreat11 жыл бұрын

    Voltaire, you're one of the nicest, cleverest musicians of the modern era. Keep on doing what you do, singing those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil, songs.

  • @TheLairofVoltaire
    @TheLairofVoltaire11 жыл бұрын

    I was around. I just wasn't making music... yet! ; )

  • @jenniferhollingsworth1275

    @jenniferhollingsworth1275

    4 жыл бұрын

    So very happy you are making music and videos💜💀💜

  • @chasethemaster3440

    @chasethemaster3440

    3 жыл бұрын

    Second

  • @kaylawolfie1111
    @kaylawolfie11112 жыл бұрын

    My grandma questioned everything about me before she died. From my dyed hair (I dyed black and i was a dark brown) to why I only wore black and loved skulls. Sad thing is she had adopted son who was alot like me. If she wasnt questioning me she was bragging about said son's daughter. That intro is so bittersweet because of that.

  • @Yuki_Ika7

    @Yuki_Ika7

    8 ай бұрын

    I am sorry for your loss

  • @Vampiramisu
    @Vampiramisu8 жыл бұрын

    That Bush impression was spot on

  • @smolboi1222

    @smolboi1222

    5 жыл бұрын

    Anna Kaviani I wanna like the comment but it’s on 69 I hope you understand mate

  • @TheZigzagman

    @TheZigzagman

    2 жыл бұрын

    And now it's at 169 and I have the same dilemma.

  • @commissarkordoshky219

    @commissarkordoshky219

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheZigzagman it was 171 so I do not have this issue xD

  • @ElvarMasson

    @ElvarMasson

    7 ай бұрын

    Kate Bush?

  • @ViralN9
    @ViralN910 жыл бұрын

    This is one of those songs that's so stupid that you can't help but smile when listening to it.

  • @troyraven4389

    @troyraven4389

    10 жыл бұрын

    yeah just like you

  • @ZLFKingZ

    @ZLFKingZ

    5 жыл бұрын

    Four years later and that roast was still hotter than hell.

  • @totallyaconsciousbeing

    @totallyaconsciousbeing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ZLFKingZ even six years later

  • @ember-brandt

    @ember-brandt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Seven years later, still sizzling.

  • @blueskyjedi1990

    @blueskyjedi1990

    2 жыл бұрын

    8 years along. Turn it over, this side is getting crispy.

  • @ianluetkehans7822
    @ianluetkehans782210 жыл бұрын

    the first song i heard from voltaire was WHEN YOU'RE EVIL

  • @sobeksrecviem7275

    @sobeksrecviem7275

    10 жыл бұрын

    Mine too, bro.

  • @curryfles

    @curryfles

    10 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @maxschroder1143

    @maxschroder1143

    10 жыл бұрын

    johan vanderwal just like me

  • @PityTehNoobz

    @PityTehNoobz

    10 жыл бұрын

    Back in the day, when Brains played on Grim Adventures. My first dose of Voltaire when I was like... 5-7 years old? long time ago.

  • @ShadowRyutoji

    @ShadowRyutoji

    10 жыл бұрын

    My first was, as I recall, Headless Waltz. I loved it so much that I listened to a lot of the others, and now there's almost none that I haven't heard at least a few times.

  • @NCRForLife
    @NCRForLife3 ай бұрын

    Revisiting this almost 10 years later, this is just as good as I remembered.

  • @DWolf2k2
    @DWolf2k211 жыл бұрын

    When I feel depressed by how crappy the world can be, I'm glad you're around to remind me that at least Hell has a buffet.

  • @DuskEalain
    @DuskEalain9 жыл бұрын

    I love Voltaire. He uploads them here for free. But he still give you the option to buy them. If I trusted iTunes (I've had some bad times with them. So I don't use it) I would buy the album.

  • @bobbaeba

    @bobbaeba

    9 жыл бұрын

    When you say you've had some bad times, it reminds me of that one South Park episode HumancentiPad.

  • @DuskEalain

    @DuskEalain

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jake From State Farm What?

  • @bobbaeba

    @bobbaeba

    9 жыл бұрын

    Dusk Ealain Kyle agrees to the terms and service of a new update to iTunes, turns out in the agreement it says you're a subject for a new apple product called the Human CentiPad, in short it's an apple product with three people attached to each other.

  • @DuskEalain

    @DuskEalain

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jake From State Farm xD

  • @takkariarmstrong8736

    @takkariarmstrong8736

    2 жыл бұрын

    Physics copies maybe?

  • @when7573
    @when75738 жыл бұрын

    Am I the old one who wants to go to Hell's buffet? Sure it'd be awkward, weird, stuffy, hot, and smoke would be everywhere. I call that a family reunion.

  • @ohno8398

    @ohno8398

    8 жыл бұрын

    As long as they don't have choir music, I'd call Hell the better deal.

  • @when7573

    @when7573

    8 жыл бұрын

    Note: technically, I have my family reunions in the winter. 2 out of 4 still apply.

  • @LordofApache

    @LordofApache

    7 жыл бұрын

    You two are super cool and edgy. It's all right though. I hope you all go to Hell, too. ^_~

  • @when7573

    @when7573

    7 жыл бұрын

    Silent Solitude Some choir music is really good, though.

  • @when7573

    @when7573

    7 жыл бұрын

    LordofApache You too, pal.

  • @phabelgreene7875
    @phabelgreene78758 жыл бұрын

    I find this song comforting

  • @SakuraMoonflower

    @SakuraMoonflower

    7 жыл бұрын

    It always makes my day if I randomly hear this song. It can cheer me up if I had a bad day. It's a happy song for me.

  • @trigerhappy6611

    @trigerhappy6611

    4 жыл бұрын

    Phabel Greene ikr? It’s awesome

  • @Godnando00

    @Godnando00

    4 жыл бұрын

    My granny just died and I find this song extremely comforting

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia8 жыл бұрын

    The Hot Topic verse helps me whenever I'm mad at someone. There are idiots everywhere sometimes; it's best to just ignore them as much as possible.

  • @ViiZedek
    @ViiZedek6 жыл бұрын

    omg this death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil evil song made me laugh i'm so happy i'm exploring voltaire's doscography

  • @viemarirunoa

    @viemarirunoa

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love you ♡

  • @niftymoth723
    @niftymoth72310 жыл бұрын

    I litterally canot sing this song properly. I don't have the very slight roughness to my voice when I want it. Voltare's voice is just so... perfect that way! I'm appalled! So smooth sound, yet rough when he needs it to be... Thumbs up if you agree.

  • @danielliu8895

    @danielliu8895

    8 жыл бұрын

    I agree😊

  • @tecky5296

    @tecky5296

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am one of the few that can sing this perfectly. Dare me.

  • @TheZigzagman

    @TheZigzagman

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's been the better part of a decade, are you gruff enough to growl a bit now Shrektopus?

  • @niftymoth723

    @niftymoth723

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheZigzagman now? Now I think I have a chance. Eight years changes a man

  • @Solace6428

    @Solace6428

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@niftymoth723 holy shit. An 8 year old comment, and the commenter is still alive and active. Well played, my dude

  • @Polygonetwo
    @Polygonetwo8 жыл бұрын

    I hope if Hell does exist it actually has a buffet.

  • @Connor_Tyler

    @Connor_Tyler

    8 жыл бұрын

    Well if South Park is right they host luaus on a pretty regular basis, so there's that.

  • @TheEman11910

    @TheEman11910

    6 жыл бұрын

    It probably does. A cannibal buffet

  • @Gami750

    @Gami750

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not so bad

  • @tailuigi

    @tailuigi

    6 жыл бұрын

    A cannibal buffet wouldn't be too bad. Human flesh supposedly tastes like pork, you wouldn't be killing anyone since everyone there's already dead, and as to the moral aspect, what are you worried about? You're already in Hell!

  • @thrawnnoconnection6931

    @thrawnnoconnection6931

    4 жыл бұрын

    Okay but it's worse if you're eating them but not killing them

  • @user-tl7zh8ul8i
    @user-tl7zh8ul8i Жыл бұрын

    日本人が全然いなし、歌詞も分からないけどこの曲が好きだ

  • @Boomken76
    @Boomken7610 жыл бұрын

    such a cathartic song for the soul, love the violin btw

  • @Versalico91
    @Versalico915 жыл бұрын

    This song is truly a masterpiece. It's not easy to find such ironic and clever lyrics.

  • @RamboGuy851
    @RamboGuy85110 жыл бұрын

    first time i hear this. i laughed. it was weird...but i love it non the less. "i sang Death Death Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Songs. Hell you know that how i get along" haha!!! god...

  • @cranexXx01
    @cranexXx017 жыл бұрын

    As a christian, i find this song hilarious and awesome.

  • @traviscfilms

    @traviscfilms

    7 жыл бұрын

    true but I'm and agnostic atheist.

  • @NolorW

    @NolorW

    7 жыл бұрын

    true, but I'm and foxy olive.

  • @Kyrande_Foxfairy

    @Kyrande_Foxfairy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yaaay, I'm not alone ^^.

  • @oliviamcfetridge4360
    @oliviamcfetridge43608 жыл бұрын

    This song cheers me up :). I actually sing this once I'm upset or angry when I'm being judged or pushed around. It really helps! Thanks Voltaire! :)

  • @liss2503
    @liss25032 жыл бұрын

    Wow has it really been ten years? Holy smokes. My favorite song to sing along to at Dragon Con.

  • @eightypie9528
    @eightypie95288 жыл бұрын

    that song is morbidly funny I like it!!! :P

  • @eightypie9528

    @eightypie9528

    8 жыл бұрын

    EightyPie9 and those crazies from the church he went deserve it!!! that'll show them to still go to church after what they did, burning women at the stake because they know there ways around science and medicine.....no one deserve it....

  • @necronlordoflawtan

    @necronlordoflawtan

    8 жыл бұрын

    +EightyPie9 That is a misconception. Most witch hunts were more to blame on things that you see in daily bullying and abuse cases nowadays. When not, you can say that "If little 5 year old Emily was seen talking to a slave like a friend, or was too friendly with Rosie, she'd be beat within an inch of her life...if she didn't claim the slave/Rosie enchanted her to act "immorally." Most of the time, when we lost "science" it was more "technology that worked, but the theories behind why it worked were pseudoscience." That, and much of what you may attribute as "lost" didn't come about at all until much later. In recreating such things, Natural Philosophy (science) grew. (Our wealth of knowledge is like an exponential formula in the past 900 years.)

  • @eightypie9528

    @eightypie9528

    8 жыл бұрын

    what do you mean? me no understand u (btw that bad spelling was on purpose just sayin')

  • @thrawnnoconnection6931

    @thrawnnoconnection6931

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are saying people called others witches to make them scapegoats, not because they understood science

  • @psycher7
    @psycher73 жыл бұрын

    Listening to this Friday the 13th, November 2020. Felt like the right time.

  • @jemsartstuffs267
    @jemsartstuffs2679 жыл бұрын

    Well, I was skating at roll haven And I was walking out the door When two school kids came up to me They said "hey, you, it's not geek day" And they kicked my books to the floor

  • @narcisdarling7072

    @narcisdarling7072

    8 жыл бұрын

    And I sang Nerd Nerd geeky geeky booky booky songs !

  • @jemsartstuffs267

    @jemsartstuffs267

    8 жыл бұрын

    yeah you know that's how i DnD along!

  • @kingabdullah338
    @kingabdullah3383 жыл бұрын

    2008 : The world is full of Ws 2020: The world is full of T's

  • @willieearles3151

    @willieearles3151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump didn’t declare war, though. That was the complaint about Bush in the song.

  • @animorph17

    @animorph17

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@willieearles3151 More a comment on the trump voters who declared war on america, and tried to stage an attack against the white house. It was a short lived conflict though. Mostly owing to the fact that the US is a global superpower with nuclear capability, and trump's voter base is less than half of the nation's voting population. Outnumbered, outgunned, outmanned, outplanned. They fought for the capital and got stomped into the dirt.

  • @viemarirunoa

    @viemarirunoa

    3 жыл бұрын

    Orange man bad

  • @arthurmartin4616

    @arthurmartin4616

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@animorph17 Wasn't it the congressional building that was assaulted? Also I would very much like to share your optimism that this is over, but unfortunately it is still not the case.

  • @PartnershipsForYou

    @PartnershipsForYou

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@viemarirunoa nice meme, 14 year old.

  • @aidanmoloney7535
    @aidanmoloney7535 Жыл бұрын

    My god it took me ages to refind this, here in 2023 though

  • @SpookyCrown
    @SpookyCrown3 жыл бұрын

    So many of your songs cheer me up or make me laugh in tough times, really needed to hear this one tonight.

  • @stumorningstar5170
    @stumorningstar51703 жыл бұрын

    "I'm Just kidding kid, welcome to hell. Enjoy the Buffet."

  • @Wubstep13
    @Wubstep139 жыл бұрын

    Best song for a hangover!

  • @narcisdarling7072

    @narcisdarling7072

    8 жыл бұрын

    You're a Grizzly how do you get drunk ?

  • @Wubstep13

    @Wubstep13

    8 жыл бұрын

    ItsPoodle Some kids were drinking near my cave... I scared them off and drank their booze.

  • @narcisdarling7072

    @narcisdarling7072

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Grizzly Makes sense

  • @TheLanracer

    @TheLanracer

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Grizzly Im guessing your favorite is mead? I mean it is brewed with honey.

  • @Wubstep13

    @Wubstep13

    8 жыл бұрын

    TheLanracer I'm also paranoid, ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?

  • @EEVEEwolf1
    @EEVEEwolf18 жыл бұрын

    my cousin intoduced me to voltaire and i wound up listening to alot more of his music then my cousin had, its kinda funny, this was the first song i heard of his and i love it

  • @YorkistWhiteRose
    @YorkistWhiteRose7 жыл бұрын

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • @Retrah22
    @Retrah228 жыл бұрын

    How did this not come into my life earlier?

  • @kjcaramel4547

    @kjcaramel4547

    7 жыл бұрын

    Idunno

  • @9Zandra4
    @9Zandra47 жыл бұрын

    I seem to be on a Voltaire binge this evening, lol. I'm really enjoying myself with these. They give me a lot of inspiration for the stories I write and speak to me on an internal level. Of course, I get strange looks when I start randomly singing these songs on a bus, but they are fun all the same x)

  • @checkerhat327
    @checkerhat3273 жыл бұрын

    Voltaire's music brightens my day without fail. Still quite a few I haven't listened to over the years. I should get to doing that, huh?

  • @flamangoYT
    @flamangoYT2 жыл бұрын

    this song is absolutely wonderful

  • @vaxshin
    @vaxshin Жыл бұрын

    Okay new challenge: listen to all of his songs during October...twice!

  • @8bitmagic
    @8bitmagic3 жыл бұрын

    Still my favorite Voltaire Album, not to disparage any others, just love the sea shanty vibes :)

  • @mysticmorgan8688
    @mysticmorgan86886 ай бұрын

    Hands down my most favorite song from Aurelio Voltaire.😈

  • @darkghostfreak
    @darkghostfreak11 жыл бұрын

    I will never ever get over the "And they kicked my lipstick to the floor" part. The tone used is absolutely fantastic. Wonderful, mister Voltaire.

  • @DrezdenHC
    @DrezdenHC8 жыл бұрын

    Ok. And how should I pull the chorus out of my head now?

  • @niesson9456

    @niesson9456

    8 жыл бұрын

    +DrezdenHC Sing: "Fangs were flying, capes were torn, hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned. Number one rule in this game, never call one by their real name."

  • @Anno_AD

    @Anno_AD

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Stefanie Lamson Summer time agahahahahahain lovin' in the summertime

  • @Lady_dromeda

    @Lady_dromeda

    6 жыл бұрын

    Don’t, just sing death death devil devil devil devil evil evil songs

  • @hanswagner7322

    @hanswagner7322

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought your profile picture thing was a swastika

  • @newboy1000000

    @newboy1000000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hanswagner7322 I'm sure its suppose to be one, just 25 to get passed youtube censorship

  • @sce2aux464
    @sce2aux4649 жыл бұрын

    Hmmm, wonder if he's trying to convince himself of something. "I'm just kidding kid Welcome to Hell Enjoy the buffet"

  • @raccooncrtic2939

    @raccooncrtic2939

    9 жыл бұрын

    Cannibil buffet

  • @TheLairofVoltaire

    @TheLairofVoltaire

    8 жыл бұрын

    If you mean that Hell doesn't exist then.... yes. Pretty sure it doesn't. But if you believe in it, more power to you. ; )

  • @TheLairofVoltaire

    @TheLairofVoltaire

    8 жыл бұрын

    +The Lair of Voltaire PS: I hope you don't end up there for being too proud (ie: criticizing strangers on the internet) lol!

  • @enriqueabadeer1945

    @enriqueabadeer1945

    8 жыл бұрын

    +The Lair of Voltaire Sup Voltaire

  • @moonmelons

    @moonmelons

    8 жыл бұрын

    +The Lair of Voltaire If hell doesn't exist then where do groups who abuse religious freedom to try to bully others come from? Checkmate.

  • @Agnessa92
    @Agnessa928 жыл бұрын

    I'm here because of Nostalgia Critic :) love this song

  • @cupsnake7996

    @cupsnake7996

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Agnessa92 Nobody needs to know WHY you are here...

  • @wager0113

    @wager0113

    8 жыл бұрын

    What episode of Nostalgia Critic?

  • @ThierryRocksTV

    @ThierryRocksTV

    8 жыл бұрын

    dominic garcia Top 11 villain songs.

  • @michaelmalcuit18

    @michaelmalcuit18

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Agnessa92 I'm here because of Grim adventures.

  • @swordkingx4874

    @swordkingx4874

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Michael Malcuit I'm here casue a friend used it to describe his feeling towards Cinder from RWBY

  • @malevolentsnow9867
    @malevolentsnow98677 жыл бұрын

    If this song had been written today's, it wouldn't be "enjoy the buffet" it would be "here's the wifi password."

  • @animeviewer66

    @animeviewer66

    7 жыл бұрын

    LOL XD yes!^^

  • @PyroGothNerd

    @PyroGothNerd

    5 жыл бұрын

    OK, but imagine if the afterlives had WiFi, and everyone could just continue communicating with the departed.

  • @brianl8481

    @brianl8481

    4 жыл бұрын

    It'd still be "enjoy the buffet" as a reference to his song Cannibal Buffet.

  • @end-ai-media

    @end-ai-media

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah it'd stil lbe enjoy the buffet, because the Devil doens't care about what "TODAY" is :P - I mean the Demon will gladly GIVE YOU that password, and they'd be more than happy to oblige.. but they want you to be fed LOL.

  • @sybo59

    @sybo59

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, because WiFi didn’t exist a few years ago when this shitty song was written, and buffets are but a vestige of the past. Do better, Mavis.

  • @Caedes69
    @Caedes693 жыл бұрын

    This warms my hearts so much

  • @LaVeyanistGames
    @LaVeyanistGames10 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite songs by you, my good man. First song I've heard by you, thanks to the Death Note clip from AMV Hell. Keep up the great work Voltaire, and could you do a show in Minneapolis or something this year? I'm dying to see you in show.

  • @Chaosinme
    @Chaosinme11 жыл бұрын

    Descovering this song, and from there Voltaire as an artist, has truely and utterly changed my life for the better. I have an easier time joking about it when others are trying to put me down, and because of it my selfeseem has risen and the smile on my face is now genuine. So; thank you Voltaire, for being a huge part of making me a happier person ^^

  • @Explian
    @Explian11 жыл бұрын

    So.. I just found this song before school, and I just got kicked out from class because I got up on my desk and started singing this.. HELL YEAH! So worth it!

  • @dylanator103
    @dylanator1032 жыл бұрын

    Love grim adventures of Billy and Mandy brains song and digging the other tunes as well keep it up voltaire

  • @nickfox5488
    @nickfox548810 жыл бұрын

    Voltaire, should you ever read this, let it be known that like many folks, I found you through the song you performed for Billy and Mandy. And I have to be honest, I'd never have expected to like music like yours, but I kept an open mind. Now I've found myself telling people about you and your music and am completely obsessed with your music. This song, Cathouse Tragedy, This Sea and Brains! (of course) are among my top favorites. Basically, thank you for existing. xD

  • @SidDistick
    @SidDistick10 жыл бұрын

    I remember hearing of Voltaire thanks to The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat9 жыл бұрын

    Now THIS is my kind of jam.

  • @JacobNintendoNerd99
    @JacobNintendoNerd999 жыл бұрын

    First song I've heard from Voltaire. Thank the Nostalgia Critic.

  • @d4n737

    @d4n737

    5 жыл бұрын

    Link?

  • @greenmanatee3368

    @greenmanatee3368

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@d4n737 He played it in his "Top 11 Villain Songs" video

  • @viemarirunoa

    @viemarirunoa

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least the NC did something decent for once

  • @blueskyjedi1990

    @blueskyjedi1990

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @PauuLiiZz
    @PauuLiiZz12 жыл бұрын

    I went to Sawgrass Mills yesterday (it was my first visit to Miami Beach). I found an Hot Topic store. The first thing that happened to me when I saw that, was that I started to sing this song. I was about to ask the employee if they were proud because Voltaire said the name of the store in one of his songs, but I didn't. Now I have a Hot Topic bag and I can't take this song off my head. Voltaire, you rock.

  • @TheElegantShadow
    @TheElegantShadow10 жыл бұрын

    The world is filled with, "W's"? :o

  • @NationalCleopatrick

    @NationalCleopatrick

    10 жыл бұрын

    George W. Bush

  • @raccooncrtic2939

    @raccooncrtic2939

    9 жыл бұрын

    Heh never know that

  • @memebot6490

    @memebot6490

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was invited to the White House. The president pulled me aside, he said *southern drawl* "Son, sing us a song of peace for those evildoers in the Middle East...." Definitely W. Voltaire did a good job with that lmao

  • @thefriggingpope8671

    @thefriggingpope8671

    5 жыл бұрын

    George w bush

  • @PerpetualityHypnosis
    @PerpetualityHypnosis3 жыл бұрын

    Better to live in hell, than serve in heaven.

  • @DarkAdonisVyers

    @DarkAdonisVyers

    2 жыл бұрын

    Of course, after all, God detests non-fish seafood, according to Leviticus, and anything that does not belong to God belongs to the Devil, according to CS Lewis. Ergo, Hell, by process of elimination of not being in Heaven, must have clam chowder, lobster rolls, and crab legs.

  • @PerpetualityHypnosis

    @PerpetualityHypnosis

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DarkAdonisVyers qh so heaven is run by all the cancer based chthulian gods. Well. Now i have a real decision to think about here. /thanks/ haha

  • @WhenNibFlies
    @WhenNibFlies7 жыл бұрын

    Wait, there's a buffet in hell? I kinda wish I didn't hang round as a ghost...

  • @taylorbreckenridge6390
    @taylorbreckenridge63906 жыл бұрын

    This is definitely my favourite voltaire song ever. Great tune great lyrics GREAT SONG!

  • @Angela-xm6ku
    @Angela-xm6ku3 жыл бұрын

    I showed this to my mother...... She never looked so disappointed in me.......

  • @TheBenjamin109
    @TheBenjamin10910 жыл бұрын

    If I sang this song at a school talent show and then gave a big screw you to everyone I hated how much shit would I get in?

  • @SolariusScorch

    @SolariusScorch

    10 жыл бұрын

    Not much really. Unless you're 6, and that'd be bad for your parents, not you.

  • @tinecroi

    @tinecroi

    10 жыл бұрын

    Okay, that is a good idea. I must do this one day. Preferably this year.

  • @SuperSethstone

    @SuperSethstone

    10 жыл бұрын

    This song is pretty tame actually. It's more like "satanic music for your grandma" tame. Dont get me wrong. It's a great song and everything, but if you wanted to get into some shit. An acoustic version of a cannibal corpse song, Brother lynch, or even Marilyn Manson would be easier to get a reaction from.

  • @dragonlover7196

    @dragonlover7196

    6 жыл бұрын

    It would just make you look like a massive edgelord, but you do you. Bring on the cringe.

  • @imaghost4342

    @imaghost4342

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do it

  • @maximellow5745
    @maximellow57453 жыл бұрын

    This is basically me as soon as I moved out of my parents house. They told me to not "turn goth on them" Oh boyXD

  • @jacobcoleman8250

    @jacobcoleman8250

    2 жыл бұрын

    How’d it go?

  • @iiviz3040

    @iiviz3040

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO that’s me when I move out

  • @nicoleryan100
    @nicoleryan1002 жыл бұрын

    I wish you would come to Albany, NY. We need to have an amazing live concert after all the craziness.

  • @yo75z33
    @yo75z3310 ай бұрын

    this stuff still rocking after 11 years, love all your work even tho they translated your songs back when billy and mandy aired here they were still great i showed the songs off to all my friends, got funny looks on the birthay one... love from romania 💜

  • @HellraiderZap
    @HellraiderZap9 жыл бұрын

    You are a modern day Chaucer Mr. Voltaire. Greeting from germany :)

  • @raccooncrtic2939

    @raccooncrtic2939

    9 жыл бұрын

    Do you apoligeze for nazis Germany ( sorry bout the guilt)

  • @HellraiderZap

    @HellraiderZap

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'm "from" germany..not german :D

  • @raccooncrtic2939

    @raccooncrtic2939

    9 жыл бұрын

    Oh ok

  • @raccooncrtic2939

    @raccooncrtic2939

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sorry

  • @LovelyMadness13
    @LovelyMadness1310 жыл бұрын

    I have a new favorite song now ^^ Thank you!! *goes off singing at top of lungs*

  • @EvidenceSong
    @EvidenceSong11 жыл бұрын

    This song can cheer up anyone who isn't feeling so great!

  • @doglover60446
    @doglover604469 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy singing this aloud.... This beautiful.... Thank you for being born!

  • @tsukiahtamru1714
    @tsukiahtamru17148 жыл бұрын

    Great work as usual Voltaire~! It's hard to say, but I think either this or Riding a Black Unicorn are my favorite songs you've done. Do keep up the good work!

  • @rayssamonroy
    @rayssamonroy3 жыл бұрын

    Someday we need to expand the Liar of Voltaire to a Town, cause only our kind can truly understand ourselves. I'm not even kidding.

  • @Argi1000
    @Argi10004 жыл бұрын

    This song is immortal for me. I've known it for so long It's incredible. Cheers from your humble fan from Poland.

  • @serenityflores7372
    @serenityflores73724 жыл бұрын

    I was just shown his music a few months ago and I am a huge fan now. Love the way his voice sounds! 👂🎶😍

  • @skittycecil9786
    @skittycecil97866 жыл бұрын

    I listen to this whenever I feel sad.

  • @MedievalHobo
    @MedievalHobo6 жыл бұрын

    Wohoo, today, 6th october, 2017 this song reached 666 thousand views.

  • @moonorphan
    @moonorphan7 жыл бұрын

    This has been in my head for weeks and on replay for days. I love it so much.

  • @andrewwoods2311

    @andrewwoods2311

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ashley Carver same

  • @ecarr7026
    @ecarr70264 жыл бұрын

    I've been muttering this under my breath for over a year now & I just love it!!!

  • @SurrendertheCog
    @SurrendertheCog11 жыл бұрын

    Voltaire, you're amazing! Your music never fails to put a smile to my face xD (Also... awesome name, seriously... I want to meet a person named Voltaire)

  • @evssarah4032
    @evssarah40327 жыл бұрын

    Nostalgia critic used this in his top 11 villain songs with images from the disney short night on bald mountain to accompany the music.

  • @PrincessNinja007

    @PrincessNinja007

    7 жыл бұрын

    Makes me wonder why he didn't use "When you're Evil"

  • @evssarah4032

    @evssarah4032

    7 жыл бұрын

    True that could've been a good one too.

  • @xmoore5659

    @xmoore5659

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ciara.Chaya He used it in his Top 11 Disney Villains Songs.

  • @irunamuk
    @irunamuk7 жыл бұрын

    Every time I hear the beginning of this song, I smile because all I can think of is Igor!

  • @patrikdanheimer1504
    @patrikdanheimer15042 жыл бұрын

    This song is amazing! Have been listening to this for forever! Wish you could come to Sweden, would've been sick.

  • @buckett6106
    @buckett61063 жыл бұрын

    I'm christian and I love Voltaire's music idk what's wrong with me

  • @dragontypeliv
    @dragontypeliv10 жыл бұрын

    Isn't he just taking the piss out of himself? haha

  • @ezrablock3218

    @ezrablock3218

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's the point. It's genius!

  • @alfredwinchesterjr

    @alfredwinchesterjr

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well it seems like an over generalization of the music he makes Sure he pokes fun at people and pokes holes in some of their ideas ,some of those ideas being religious but he also makes songs about relationships and overcoming adversity. So if you agree that voltaire Just makes death devil evil songs you've not given them all a try.

  • @whatastandupguy3050

    @whatastandupguy3050

    6 жыл бұрын

    Beastwolf1 I think she was just talking about this specific song.

  • @Mexifrench
    @Mexifrench11 жыл бұрын

    Once upon a time, on the day of the dead here on mexico i was browsing KZread and acidentaly meet this channel , i fel in love with his art i salute you Voltaire, we miss you in México and you have a lot of fans here :)

  • @MarvelousJoker.
    @MarvelousJoker.12 жыл бұрын

    I gotta say this is my favorite song of your's,heard it enough to know the lyrics by heart.Thank you for creating this masterpiece. ^^

  • @MattGodzilla2000
    @MattGodzilla20008 жыл бұрын

    Ever notice how the devil seems nicer then god? good thing I dont believe in either, but damn I cant stop singing this song in my head

  • @cuppajoewithjoe2148

    @cuppajoewithjoe2148

    8 жыл бұрын

    +The Laughing Jack Yeah. In the bible God is responsible for the death of thousands of people. The Devil only kills ten.

  • @ohno8398

    @ohno8398

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TheNikkiHolmes I think Jesus had that situation where your parent does something bad or embarrassing and you end up being the one having to explain it to all your friends.

  • @ohno8398

    @ohno8398

    8 жыл бұрын

    TheNikkiHolmes I more of a Satan type myself, since trying to change a system usually ends up with me digging my own grave. Heh, we could even start a sitcom about this.

  • @ohno8398

    @ohno8398

    8 жыл бұрын

    TheNikkiHolmes If you ever see it on TV, you can say you knew the deranged KZread commenter it came from!

  • @ohno8398

    @ohno8398

    8 жыл бұрын

    TheNikkiHolmes If I can't, I'll make it into a weird book on the internet, just you wait!

  • @otakubullfrog1665
    @otakubullfrog16653 жыл бұрын

    This song works so much better live. Let's make conventions a thing again in 2021.

  • @XavierCrossca
    @XavierCrossca11 жыл бұрын

    I love your music Voltaire, been a fan for a few years now and I got a couple of my friends into liking your music. Great new album too. Keep being awesome!

  • @Logitah
    @Logitah11 жыл бұрын

    I put this song on the playlist of our school's halloween party. When it came up me and my friend danced and acted the whole thing. One of the best parties ever! :D

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM2 жыл бұрын

    *Top 11 Villain Songs brought me here.*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын

    NGL, that joke is EXACTLY the type of joke Satan would make.

  • @zQuestionsleep
    @zQuestionsleep12 жыл бұрын

    One day when I'm not so destitute I will buy all of your albums multiples times to make up for all of the times I've listened to them for free. Thanks for putting songs on KZread, by the way!

  • @camelunderyourbed
    @camelunderyourbed11 жыл бұрын

    i liked this song in the middle of the video. in the end i wanted to like it again because it's so fraking awesome. thank you for such great music!

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