I need one small loan of a million Parmesan.

@stardustblue

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@aslfdjalskjflkajs134

7 жыл бұрын

same

@ujjwalgiri9204

7 жыл бұрын

thegreatcalvinio 8.

@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un

7 жыл бұрын

Trump Joke! I smart

@shary7909

7 жыл бұрын

Domyx 26 anch'io xD

Robbers: WTF is this

@gorkaaustin5306

6 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Aviationlord7742

6 жыл бұрын

New Scene catcher I would still rob it

@solmae

6 жыл бұрын

1 age cheese wheel=Worth Thousands of dollars.

@GmoneyStylez

6 жыл бұрын

Alli Mae not practical

@solmae

6 жыл бұрын

GmoneyStylez What you mean? If you manage to get the good stuff like this. You can sell it to the black market for profit. The only thing I think it not practical is the fact you are taking a giant cheese wheel.

if only there was a bank that would lend me money for my rare memes

@bee9026

7 жыл бұрын

Fuentes is it dank enough tho

@jonesnj07

7 жыл бұрын

haven't you heard of Pepe Incorporated?

@totigerus

7 жыл бұрын

i really doubt they're that rare

@mestrechuck

7 жыл бұрын

Only in Ancapistan

@wills.e.e8014

5 жыл бұрын

Uhh...memes are not cash

Now that's a cash cow

@jeromes6058

7 жыл бұрын

George B. HA! lol

@Atty97

7 жыл бұрын

George B. only business students will understand lol

@Atty97

7 жыл бұрын

Dog im glad you feel the need to reply with such a useless comment. you have truly added value to this post.

@jeromes6058

7 жыл бұрын

Dog Well clearly then you cant understand.

@wwhiteboy42069

7 жыл бұрын

smh...such a cheesy joke...

Just imagine breaking into a warehouse to steal thousand of dollars in cheese.

@REVOLUTIONS51

7 жыл бұрын

Abdu Salam actually I'm from Emilia Romagna where the parmesan chees came from and yes, sonetimes you can read on newspaper of chees stolen from the producer (not from this huge 'bank of chees' , but from smaller producer with fewer security system...)

@swingandamiss5942

7 жыл бұрын

Abdu Salam Sounds like a Payday 2 Heist

@timeportal2859

7 жыл бұрын

The thief get arrested, because the cops found him in fat belly on the ground after eating all those cheese.

@mrgoob76

7 жыл бұрын

Abdu Salam well in canada there was this last year.... www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/maple-syrup-heist

@deandesmond31

7 жыл бұрын

Abdu Salam there arw gangs in Italy that do that.

What does my dad do for a living? Oh he just babysits a bunch of cheese someone decided to pawn.

@fatetestarossa2774

7 жыл бұрын

indeed Barry Allard

@swagmaster6922

7 жыл бұрын

imkindahungry04364 italy in a nutshell #proud

@_ForceSmash_

5 жыл бұрын

@@swagmaster6922 one of the few times we can be proud on the internet

@acrsclspdrcls1365

5 жыл бұрын

Cosa fa mio padre per vivere? Oh, si prende cura di un mucchio di formaggio che qualcuno ha deciso di dare in pegno.

how do you guys fit so much in 2 mins, amazing.

@ObesePuppies

7 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Mirsab thats what she said

@amo8597

7 жыл бұрын

shots fired, i repeat, shots fired

@gokucrazy22

7 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Mirsab This channel is fantastic because they cut out excess and get to the point, skipping unnecessary dialogue and interactions that arent productive for the type of information in the video

@MartinTabanag

7 жыл бұрын

gokucrazy22 2 mins is really good. But it's also better if we know more. It's also hard editing documentaries when all of the information is awesome and you want to share it

@acexone

6 жыл бұрын

i guess im the only one that wished itd be longer

*Robber breaks into building.* Robber: "Give me the chedda!"

@syedali2494

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 If the teller is Indian he will give his shorts. (Chedda means Short in Hindi language)

@UncleHaul

4 жыл бұрын

(Sobbing) I’m sorry we don’t have cheddar only parmesan!

@JeromeMcklansky

4 жыл бұрын

“We don’t have any”

Teacher: hey Emiliano what would you want to be when you're all grown up Emiliano: make a bank of cheese Teacher: BOi

The plot to Ocean's 14 needs to be a cheese heist.

@eligebrown8998

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Me at 1AM: KZread: Cheese.

@ProdCashhier

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because its 1am right now

@kannatheweeb8836

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god no.

@berbo4063

4 жыл бұрын

Cheese in big smoke voice

congratulation on your cheesy fortune.

How about a wine bank??

@ThePayola123

7 жыл бұрын

Croz Raven You need to find the Magic Cows that produce Grape Juice...!!! They are magic grape cows.

@gameaddiction7731

7 жыл бұрын

That would probably work too.

@nanoyourell6547

7 жыл бұрын

But that is the real question. Cheese or wine?

@Scientificexploration

7 жыл бұрын

Nano Yourell why not both?

@timeportal2859

7 жыл бұрын

How about PORN bank?!

"Cheese has to be earned, sweet. Just like memes." - Melvin Harris

@Jijo2003

4 жыл бұрын

When I'm gone everybody gonna rememba ma name . BIG SMOKE

I'm lactose intolerant

@kyivstuff

7 жыл бұрын

golden chorizo There's only traces of lactose in an aged parmigiano cheese. So a lot of lactose intolerant people can consume limited amounts without consequences.

@ObesePuppies

7 жыл бұрын

golden chorizo and i just cant TOLERATE you people

@charlievalois2470

7 жыл бұрын

Fuentes HA! I'm lactose intolerant intolerant!

@ginevra5293

7 жыл бұрын

golden chorizo parmigiano reggiano is a lactose free food!!!! Lactose is trasformed into lactic acid at the very beginning off the maturation process! Enjoy!

@calvinkroeger6031

7 жыл бұрын

golden chorizo lol me too

They remind me of the time piled over 200 cheese wheels in my house in Skyrim.

@eligebrown8998

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I forgot about that.

@allengordon6929

4 жыл бұрын

Skyrim's goat cheese isn't valuable enough to be used as an investment.

Wallace: "I'll take your entire stock"

@callumedwards2966

4 жыл бұрын

FINALLY! A WALLACE REFERENCE

@mort7987

4 жыл бұрын

Some nice Wensleydale

0:36 “holy cow thats a lot of cheese” actually made me lol

@Zyrox_.

4 жыл бұрын

Katy Out n About lol

Kudos to Great Big Story for making videos that get right to the point and fill every single second of their videos with the info we all wanna hear! ❤️

Big smoke would be proud.

Imagine, Remy and the family from Ratatouille invading that cheese vault.

Wallace - “Are you up for a heist Gromit?!?!”

@placeholder29

4 жыл бұрын

^

always love this channel video. short but awesome. great job!!!!

What great shots taken in the cheese factory! I love the fact that the one cheese bank building is basically the colour of their fantastic cheese!

Debit or credit Me : *_C H E E S E_*

Then comes Jerry the mouse.

@awfullygenericname6783

6 жыл бұрын

Surftons official He gets as fat and thicc as the bank itself and tries to kill Tom the Cat.

@froilanjosephpaz4941

6 жыл бұрын

But the cheese has no holes! HAHAHA

I watch way too many of your videos every day lool how do you guys find these interesting stories?!?!

I need a revolving line of credit on my wheel of cheese. Banker: why do you need a line of credit? Me: Cause I want to make some more cheddar

Somehow reminds me of Jacob and his suitcase of pastries when he went to the bank to get a loan in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them...and in this context, he was rightfully rejected for a loan! You can't age pastries!!

I can just imagine a robber. *"Give me the cheese! All of it! In the bag, Now! Now!"*.

i love this channel please never change

Next up!: Cheese thieves steals 100 tousand dollars worth of parmesan

@allengordon6929

4 жыл бұрын

It's happened before. That shit is not easy to hide though.

YO GUYS YOU'RE IN REGGIO EMILIA, I LIVE HERE AND NOBODY TOLD ME

@mtrps_

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Bratschi get out more haahaha

I need a loan to start my cheese farm. But I need cheese to get a loan. Damn.

This channel is so good, I'm sad that it has to end.

make these vids longer, great quality content

@MartinTabanag

7 жыл бұрын

sepirocth hello sepirocth. I also make mini documentaries. Im still a small youtuber though but i love making it. I hope you find it interesting

*Scenes that would give Wallace a heart attack*

pecorino moneyano

Robber: Give me all your chedda! Clerk: I ain’t giving you JACK! 🤣

Wow learn something new every day. That's a pretty cool idea

Get two massive pieces of bread and a torch.

2:53 am, and im watching a video about cheese vaults. (':

@samgill2165

6 жыл бұрын

Same

robber: *robs bank* owner: let me give u sum cheese

I love this channel.

great content .

@MartinTabanag

7 жыл бұрын

Acdeportivo2 hey there. I also make mini documentaries. Although im still starting, i hope you find it interesting

Well, I've officially seen every video on youtube-peter Griffin

holy shit your videos need to be longer. you guys are do dope

KZread recommendations are amazing

"So I give them my cheese" Thats what he said.

This reminds me of wallace and gromit.. Good evening, Gromit. Do you think the bank is open? I need to make a withdrawal

This Channel is simply fascinating....

Cheese bank: exist Rats & Mouse: aight lets rob the bank.

*Jerry the mouse wants to know your location*

“Cheese gromitt, lots and lots of cheese! I could sure go for some wendslydale and crackers” - Wallace

Wallace : Look Gromit, This bank has cheese in it, Cheese!

very informative and because of that you have a new subscriber :)

Is the wheel itself made of cheese? Or is it just a container?

@kathleensmith7478

7 жыл бұрын

ALSAHAFI13 it's 100% cheese

@besttop10gr67

7 жыл бұрын

ALSAHAFI13 it is cheese

@ZombiesSlaier

7 жыл бұрын

ALSAHAFI13 Parmesan's crust is 100% edible. You may have to scrape and heat it a bit, but it can be definitely eaten

@sasukeuchiha998

7 жыл бұрын

It is edible, unlike the outer coating on babybels.

@Darshanaz

7 жыл бұрын

I work with them, even though outer layer can be eat, we always cut it off. Very hard and not really tasty either. They get dirty too.

Wallace: *Heavy breathing* "We're going to Italy, Gromit!"

this channel deserves more subs

this is amazing. we need more banks like this.

It must smell like Crap inside there 😂

@GeodesicBruh

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Ferrie 😂no

A mouse's true dream

italian here: parmiggiano reggiano is honestly a really unique cheese, its dry-creamy unique flavour is insanely delicious! it goes great alone next to pasta, or on pasta. loved this video!

This is just sooo sweet ☺️

This is the place Wallace and Gromit should have gone to instead of the moon.

King of cheese you say!!! he's living good, no doubt

the smile in every photograph

If I knew this while I was young I would break in there and eat all of the cheese now I'm on a diet

Imagine trying to rob this "So, everyone ready to do this?" "This heist has a lot of holes in it"

@kevincastaneda6075

4 жыл бұрын

It's stored in a separate ware house you fuck head

@joewinch7548

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin, you are a very very stupid and rude man.

@kevincastaneda6075

4 жыл бұрын

@@joewinch7548 fighting hate speech with hate speech, and I'm the stupid one... ok buddy.

We gonna rob a bank...🐀🐀🐀🐀

The subtitles on KZread are on point.

*holds up banana* ALRIGHT PIT THE CHEESE IN THE BAG PUT IT INNNNN!!!!!!!!

what if an earthquake happens..?

@ZombiesSlaier

7 жыл бұрын

Nickyhn It happened 2 years ago. Millions of euros worth of parmesan destroyed.

@ThePayola123

7 жыл бұрын

AvoidingCape Was there a massive run on the cheese? How does one dress for a cheese run?

@chipskylark5086

7 жыл бұрын

earth will eat the cheese

@TheBity123456

6 жыл бұрын

such a big cheese vault would definitely be insured against such calamities.. the banks would add that insurance premium to the client’s mortgage as well

@narcissticgoddess

6 жыл бұрын

As AvoidingCape said, it happened a few years ago. Some chefs (like Massimo Bottura of Osteria Francescana in Modena) banded together to utilize all the rice and cheese wheels affected by the earthquake. It helped sell the damaged cheese and, as a result, helped the producers. It was quite ingenious. culinaryseven.blogspot.tw/2016/03/when-massimo-bottura-saving-360000.html

Oooh sp that's why ppl nickname money as "cheese"

@magnusurquhart2287

7 жыл бұрын

1,000 SUBS WITH 2 VIDEOS You mean "Cheddar" right? I have never in my life heard someone say " I'm rolling in cheese" in that context.

Amazing!

Mafia: hand ova the chedda and no one gets hurt Me:

(commenting in a foreign language)

@petergray2712

6 жыл бұрын

(Responding in semaphore)

@GeodesicBruh

6 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s a video about Italy its kind of obvious that there will be some sort of foreign language comments

welp

*Brings a whole new meaning to getting your cheddar*

i live there and recognized the street and bank in the beginning, it's such a weird feeling

I would tell you a joke but it’s too cheesy Ok I’ll go

@jays5926

4 жыл бұрын

Go away

mozarella is better

@REVOLUTIONS51

7 жыл бұрын

playernumber14 what? noooo you can't say that ! First of all you can use parmesan chees everywhere while coocking and mozzarella no, second, parmesan is so good on its own that you can't compare with mozzarella and third now a day mozzarella production is so industrialized that you can't no more trust it for quality and origins of its milk while parmesan is always certified

@thankyouverymochi

7 жыл бұрын

REVOLUTIONS51 yeah but what food fit with parmesan ? I live in indonesia and people here mostly use mozarella for pizza and rarely use parmesan for food.

@REVOLUTIONS51

7 жыл бұрын

playernumber14 ok, mozzarella is the one to go for pizza yes, but parmesan is to be used on every pasta sauce (and in italy this include half of your meal ahah) , in lasagne, to be eaten on its own , with baksamic vinegar or with pears, it is used sometimes in sandwitches, inside sone type of stuffed pasta like tortellini

@BoredBeing

7 жыл бұрын

can't compare them because they are different types of cheese

@thankyouverymochi

7 жыл бұрын

REVOLUTIONS51 ok boss, I'm still amateur at cheese mastery. thanks for enlightening me :))

Robber: HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHEZ!

Best manager in the world, greets you saying bye.

This is the closest thing we have to runescape bank accounts

This would make an interesting bank heist plot for a film.

This is great

That chao/chow at 0:51 is adorable

This place should be featured in an Italian documentary about cheese making

I freaking love reggiano. its the only italian cheese i like to cook with or eat

I held up a bank yesterday to satisfy my cheese addiction.

yeah i can't see this happening anywhere else other than italy

1:53 *My brain:* what would happen if cheese from top of that shelf falls on guy below

If there's a cheese bank,we need a meme bank.

Wallace’s favorite bank

The cost of the loan is a small price in comparison to the warehouse costs covered by the bank

This cheese place is pretty lit, they show you the entire process of the "cheese".

Holy cow, never thought of taking loan like this before!!!

The bank has got more real colateral than the whole of america😂 smartest bank going👌

The cheese heist of the century