I've seen so many where people fall down the steps outside their door. You'd think people would put a non slip surface on the steps but nope.

@geoculus5606

8 ай бұрын

Or even a simple rail.

@franck3279

8 ай бұрын

Or find that funny to see

@user-ps7jc6zz1w

8 ай бұрын

Flip Flops

@user-ps7jc6zz1w

8 ай бұрын

And So Many O My G.O.D.

@DC-pp8xf

8 ай бұрын

@@franck3279huh?

2:18 the man on the motorbike crashing into the girl on the motorbike and both laughing about it is the beginning of a quirky romcom.

@Durwood71

8 ай бұрын

I was a little disappointed when they just drove away in opposite directions.

@robertopatrignani5429

8 ай бұрын

But the question is what the fuck they are on the pedestrian crossing by scooters? It's very dangerous and I hope illegal.

@stiannobelisto573

8 ай бұрын

​@@robertopatrignani5429exactly what I was thinking! The pedestrians don't even seem to care

@fc-kt3th

8 ай бұрын

I think they were in China and scooters will have to share the road with pedestrians as they are not allowed to share the road with cars. @@robertopatrignani5429

@OersJ

8 ай бұрын

@@stiannobelisto573have you heard that there are different areas on the world?

Those weights holding the umbrellas from becoming missiles, actually did a really good job.

@nickcrispino6575

8 ай бұрын

should be their entire advertisement strategy

@payankeu7549

8 ай бұрын

yeah 🤣🤣

@Zaro2008

6 ай бұрын

timestamp?

They need to update from "NO ONE WAS HARMED" to "NO ONE WAS HARMED TO DEATH"

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

exactly!! or no one actuallt reported it

The lady that let the lizard bite her septum 😂😂

@linsanity6059

8 ай бұрын

"dont freak out" lol

@mommy2libras

8 ай бұрын

It isn't even that she let it bite her. When I was a kid we used to do that all the time with anoles on our earlobes. The dumb part was that for some reason, she expected it to magically know when she was done with her "look at me" photo and automatically let go.

@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev

8 ай бұрын

200 IQ move right there...... /sarcasm

5:09 "No one was harmed." BULL. SH*T!! 👏 👏

5:07 Haven't seen FailArmy be vintage FailArmy for a while with their classic "No one was harmed".

@user-rf2vk8zp2u

8 ай бұрын

Definitely a lie. 😂

@tranz2deep

8 ай бұрын

@@user-rf2vk8zp2u It has popped up now and again. It's just not a standard because a lot of these guys...

@aerith119

8 ай бұрын

@@user-rf2vk8zp2u pretend that we don't know.

@HD4lyfe

8 ай бұрын

The chimney guy...He might not have been injured....BUT it definitely hurt like hell haha

@justsomeguywithhalfamousta2858

8 ай бұрын

@@HD4lyfe or he passed away, his head got caught in between the wooden beam and the chimney falling directly on his skull…

Puts his PS5 is the dumbest spot imaginable, then blames his dog when it eventually falls.

4:18 she slapped him like she meant it when he cracked the egg on her head. That's the funniest one on here.😅

@StaccsMore-il6yi

8 ай бұрын

No it’s not.

@Person01234

8 ай бұрын

@@StaccsMore-il6yi cry more. Girl's not taking any shit.

@drakon1300

8 ай бұрын

he deserved it for cracking the egg on her head 😂🤣😂🤣

@SWWonders

8 ай бұрын

Nothing like cracking eggs on your kid’s head for clout

Nose bitten just for a photo, brilliant

People who wash their cars while it's down pouring make me think they might have committed a hit an run.

@JesseDylanMusic

8 ай бұрын

That’s legit what I thought.

@StaccsMore-il6yi

8 ай бұрын

So what?

@snowrocket

8 ай бұрын

I put on a swimsuit and washed my car in the rain. It's called "a free and continuous rinse"! The car looked better after the rain was over than when it started so it was a "win" for me. I'm sure some of the neighbors found it entertaining too.

@ashleyhubach9882

8 ай бұрын

@@snowrocket That's weird. But you do you. 👍

What do you mean *no one was harmed*, the chimney literally fell on top of the guy and they both crashed through the ceiling!

@jackryan765

8 ай бұрын

I was going to say the exact same thing. That dude was DEFINATLEY HARMED! He may not be dead, but that was 100% a trip to the hospital

@RangeWilson

8 ай бұрын

He's not harmed, he's dead.

@user-ty4gw9cr4n

8 ай бұрын

No one was harmed is code for "Severe Injury". He wasnt just clumped from behind but his head was also smashed against the cross beam. They have used the "no one was harmed " before on clear leg breaks.

@brianphilbrook5262

8 ай бұрын

It means get a life and just watch the video.

@cornelius2993

8 ай бұрын

It's not ur business to ponder about that statement. Just swallow it and move on to the next clip for more dopamine release.

The return of *No one was harmed*!!!!! Excellent!!!!

The infamous caption came back for an instant lmao

I miss the intro music for FailArmy. The drums and such. Please put it back so we know its the real FailArmy.

@failarmy

8 ай бұрын

Hmmm

@snowiecore

8 ай бұрын

@@failarmy fucking do it, why bother about ur image

5:08 *no one was harmed* If that guy wasn't harmed then he may as well be Iron Man.

@Jonathan-hh6fv

8 ай бұрын

En faite, il n'a pas été blessé c'est vrai, car il a été tué sur le coup.

@Durwood71

8 ай бұрын

Or Bruce Willis' character in _Unbreakable._

@Derek_Wyld

8 ай бұрын

that's what I thought I was like "dude seems dead to me"

@StaccsMore-il6yi

8 ай бұрын

Iron man sucks.

My heart goes out to the dude and his ps5.

@drextrey

8 ай бұрын

should've never own a pet, cats or dogs will mess all your stuff up.

@StaccsMore-il6yi

8 ай бұрын

That dog would have got 🔫

@Lwah0812

8 ай бұрын

@@StaccsMore-il6yiwhy? It’s the dudes fault, totally bad setup, it’s his own fault.

@dekutree64

6 ай бұрын

Should have stuck it down with tacky putty.

7:12 the raccoon didn't approve your offerings and is out for blood! 😂😂

@readytogo6569

8 ай бұрын

Likely rabid. Raccoons aren’t daytime animals and normally avoid people. Very scary. They’re viscous under normal circumstances.

@einienj3281

8 ай бұрын

@@readytogo6569 I don't know, it looked way too stable in it's movements.. the rabid ones are twitchy.. I think it we didn't get the entire video.. they can be very territorial and aggressive without being rabid.. maybe the person scared it or tried to kick it..

That lady and the lizard lol what tf did she think would happen and the husband is like...stay calm 😂

@Cvzar07

8 ай бұрын

The lizard looked so funny just dangling 😂

@dr.robertbennett3452

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@5:04 The guy with the "mini Velociraptor" death gripped on his nose and saying "don't freak out" did it for me.😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😊😂😂

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

👍 celebrity in daaaaa house

Omg 2:17 could be a cute scene in something... how they met and fell in love lol

04:20 Dad cracks egg on Jill’s head, Jill cracks one on Dad’s head… seems fair.

when are we gonna get the Ultimate People VS Stairs compilation? according to my calculations, it should be about 800 hours long 😃

Jill has no chill. And that response was quick enough she needs to join the FailArmy!

That was a die-hard fisherman there at the end. My kind of fishing partner LOL

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

@KingNicotine

8 ай бұрын

Yeah. That wasn't a fail. That was a win.

@GatorMike79

8 ай бұрын

@@KingNicotine For sure! 💯

@GatorMike79

8 ай бұрын

@@madyhani 👋🏻

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

❤❤❤@@GatorMike79

"Go push daddy! Go push daddy!" 😂😂😂

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

That last clip was pure dedication to the cause!

@theWZZA

8 ай бұрын

And a win in my book

@StaccsMore-il6yi

8 ай бұрын

That book has a bunch of sissy crap in it. Don’t try to deny it boy.

0:43 Y'all didn't have to subtitle that. Y'all so crazy XD

4:53 social media and stupidity

@pcr8918

8 ай бұрын

Just WHY?

No one was harmed... except that guy who was crushed by that chimney 😂

5:07 *No one was harmed*... Well, i doubt that.

@ThePrimebeef

8 ай бұрын

nah man you can see the wankstain sliding to the left in the footage, the only thing that was harmed was his undies, he shat himself.

@monsterhog1118

8 ай бұрын

He dead

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

"unlucky"? Most of these people fully earned their fail.

2:26 you blink you miss! Nothing there for the duck to pinch 😝🤣

1:00 Fastest he had moved in years

@thetundra8838

8 ай бұрын

Bruh They Broke The Play Station 5 Man Oh My That Dog Is Going Out Forever Señor da Man

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

a whole brick chimney falls on a dude "no one was harmed" 🤣

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

none reported at least

The last video was not a fail. Dude braves the elements and catches a fish, exhibiting a man-over-nature scenario... I call that an epic win.

7:04 dude said no so like it was an inconvenience. Bro that’s a forming Tornado!😂

That kid at 6:45 was SO happy

The climber guy is my brother. He twisted his ankle from that and had to hike several miles up a mountain with a crap ton of gear. He's all good now though, so it's a happy ending

The last one wasn’t a fail…. That’s a win

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

win or fail.. good to laugh either way .. lol

Man breaking roof while still on it is natural selection.

I am really struggling with the fact that anyone without a severe mental disability would lack the common sense to think that plastic peanut butter jar would just would just magically stay in place with an electric mixer inside...

@dr.robertbennett3452

8 ай бұрын

Like duh 😒 smh... me too!

“No one was harmed” guy almost got his head crushed 😬😂

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

there is always a scratch or another... or a dozen 😅

Never get the clue why people, who obviously are not disciplined enough, owning motorcycles ... always ending up hurting themselves hard.

@MrSomethingElse

8 ай бұрын

it's so much fun though. why would you not dude? Always wear a helmet, and leather if you got it and try and blaze up before you kick start. I hear it helps with the transmission or something, either way, as sticky as you can.find...

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

@ravenlorans

8 ай бұрын

@@madyhani AUTO REPLY BOT!

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

No BOT, I am a real user @@ravenlorans

@shxdow9807

8 ай бұрын

@@MrSomethingElseterrible advice that also makes no sense

Bike said "peace out!"😂😂😂

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

"almost no bikes were harmed" 😅😅

3:02 And this is why those little electric bikes need license plates

@gnarthdarkanen7464

8 ай бұрын

...AND SHOULD require some kind of certification to be on the streets. They're getting faster and adding range with every new model, and some are already as quick as any motorcycle up to 80 mph. At 30 you can get killed faster than you can realize you f***ed up. ;o)

@roby496

8 ай бұрын

So if someone does that on foot you'll say we need a license plate for walking?

At least half of what is called "bad luck" here is better labelled as "bad judgement."

3:08 and the moped driver just drives off, he caused the accident.....

1:10 - Clearly one of those new self-driving bikes!

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

The guy at 2:46 is smart because if your car is really dirty all the rain will do is wash the top part and keep the lower part dirty

@AtheistOrphan

8 ай бұрын

Round my way cars are often filthy after rain. (Fine dust).

1:41 when doing dance moves, make sure your partner is on the map... 😂

@arkadiuszkisza

8 ай бұрын

You know it 😅😅

@einienj3281

8 ай бұрын

@@arkadiuszkisza 😄

The bike had enough mate. I mean, it's obvious. Just let it go, if you love it, let it go. Perhaps it will drop you a line or two when it reaches a safe place and after a wee rest...

1:28 Here's a tip: Get off the damn phone occasionally--it makes walking so much easier!

Unlucky??? Most of these people were asking for trouble

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

they always are!

That's a true fisherman!

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

there is always a guy with "when i was a kid, i used to fish like that"

@patrickblock2477

8 ай бұрын

Didn't say that , but your not going to see me out in weather like that as a kid or adult.

I guess the guy on the forklift is not forklift certified 😂

3:17 American : that's the opportunity to sue the restaurant for million dollar for the mental and emotional damage caused by the stool

Finally a video where there wasn't any blurring out of any container holding a liquid.

6:25 the dad yelling “What’d I do?” Makes me wonder… what DID he do?

You're trying to tell me no one was harmed by a brick chimney fallimg on them and taking them through the roof? Dude was DEFINITELY harmed, just maybe not dead.

@bitspacemusic

8 ай бұрын

Dead.

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

maybe a little scratch?! lol

@tarnishedknight730

8 ай бұрын

In the immortal words of Monty Python... "It's just a scratch!"

4:58- didn't know snorting lizzards was a thing.

1 like - respect for Jil

Ah, yes. The ol' slip on the stoop step. A staple of the industry.

At 3:27 it looks like the house is weirdly floating, I assume it's due to the fish eye lens distortion on the camera.

0:33 why is this so satisfying?

@AtheistOrphan

8 ай бұрын

Perhaps not for the poor sod who had to pick them up!😢

@ZaneGrayMusicMaster1

8 ай бұрын

@@AtheistOrphan I’ll go pick it up, I don’t care. Worth it because I got to watch it 😆

4:05 - Guy looks like he just stole home. SAFE!

1:09 the bike was like, dude I just know you're planning to do something stupid with me, I'm not going to be party to this

*RIP* to all the people that died making these videos. Your sacrifice is appreciated.

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

none... none reported

The 'No one was harmed' tag at 05:07, was a complete lie. Thicko, there has about half a ton of bricks fall on him. He got hurt bad. Stop this. We didn't come in with the tide.

"I thought I was safe!" You're in a hurricane in your car! HOW IS THAT SAFE!?

I don’t understand the number of people who have surveillance video recording themselves inside their own homes. I’d hate to live that way.

No way there was a "no one was harmed" disclaimer

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

or it wasnt reported 😂😂😂

somehow this is slowly turning into a channel that just documents extreme weather situations becoming more and more common 👍

@jacklow9611

8 ай бұрын

I wouldn't really call those "fails".

@Jona7Fer

8 ай бұрын

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later. No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

@jacklow9611

8 ай бұрын

@@Jona7Fer Is that ignoring the passage in James 2:17, where it is written, "Even so faith, if it hath no works, is dead, being alone"? In fact, that entire chapter deals with the necessity of pairing works with faith for Salvation, and how the works will PROVE the faith you have. Not necessarily to God (Who knows our very hearts and deepest thoughts), but to those you live among, to bear witness of God's great power and mercy and to possibly lead others not only to true faith but to Salvation for them.

@_XR40_

8 ай бұрын

@@jacklow9611 Ignoring that Paul's ministry is to the Gentiles and James's is to the Jews, are we?

@Jona7Fer

8 ай бұрын

@@jacklow9611 Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. Romans 4:5 But to him who does not work but believes on Him who justifies the ungodly, his faith is accounted for righteousness. Romans 3 KJV 24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: 25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; 1 Corinthians 6:11 King James Version 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

It amazes me how people are shocked at the power of tornados and hurricanes.

Well, that was fun. They bleeped out where the fork lift driver said "dearie me - that's going to fall over".

Bro felt so hard he lost his flip flop 😂

@cune25313

8 ай бұрын

And bruised my tailbone man..sucked

So many good ones. The dude fishing at the end is my brother from another mother.

Early gang here 👇

I close my eyes preemptively when stairs are shown on Failarmy.

@StaccsMore-il6yi

8 ай бұрын

No one cares boy.

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

not good advice... dont miss the punch!!

3:38 That guy hit the ground so hard, he started glitching.

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

and "no one was harmed" ..

Little dude was so happy after he pushed his daddy in the pool. Was fun to watch. Great video

Ayo @0:24 Truck b like: “U cannot escape from me” 😂

**1000 lb chimney falls on dude** _"No one was harmed"_

@5:12 nobody was harmed 🤔 pretty sure a concrete chimney to the dome is kinda harmful

@username2168

8 ай бұрын

He's most likely dead here i feel like his head was sandwiched by the thing

"No one" was definitely harmed. Maybe not seriously harmed but the laws of physics say that a brick chimney falling onto you and crushing you through a roof didn't let you escape totally unscathed. Either that ot FailArmy entrants really are the luckiest people in the world and do make it through serious accidents that could harm the hell out of someone else without a scratch.

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

a little cratch here and there... 😂

"No one was harmed" my ass.

"OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE!" Up in the clouds she hears: "HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

Now that’s a dedicated fisherman!

1:48 The bigger fail here is that they have taken down their smoke alarm.

I can't even catch fish in perfect weather. This dude catches one in an apocalyptic hail storm.

You know its about to be good when *no one was harmed* appears

The reactions are simply priceless in Fails of the week!

No! You are NOT safe in a car during a tornado.

That last clip was most definitely not a fail.

Luck? Some may call it luck, I call it skill issue. *trips and falls down three flights of stairs*

Clip at 6:09 my fav 😂 we all have a quiet understanding of pot hole nightmares but this was just next level 😅

I wonder if the rock climber got hurt? Perhaps that's why we didn't see the "NO ONE WAS HARMED" tagline...🤔

Last clip is a win! 😀

6:50 - Rod(misterious thing, similar to UFO) caught on camera.👽)))

@Infamedigito

8 ай бұрын

Maybe the guy was struck by a sonic wave after the ROD ?

@AtheistOrphan

8 ай бұрын

Insect flying by. My camera produces similar shapes with flying birds.

@prishaprisha6617

8 ай бұрын

@@Infamedigito Who knows🤣