That dummy at 1:12 would have traveled the length of 2 football fields without looking at the road if she was on the freeway. I wasn't sure if she was going to fall asleep or crash into someone first.

@ilive4d80s6

8 ай бұрын

That's the problem. The phone staring . It's everywhere! These people just can't wait to see their phone.

@randomvideosyt5955

8 ай бұрын

@@ilive4d80s6yea here in Florida everyone is moving here I've seen wrecks like crazy people running red lights a blowing past stops which I've never seen so many people doing it theses people are going to kill somebody.

@wasgehtsiedasan9971

8 ай бұрын

she want to murder someone

@garmancathotmailcom

8 ай бұрын

I publicly humiliate them at every opportunity.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

8 ай бұрын

Sorry that clip is about 15 seconds long, and at freeway speeds (minimum 60 mph) you're going 90 feet per second, breaking 100 at about 70... and we (U.S.) have freeways up to 85 mph posted... SO low-balling, a majority of the Interstates she'd have gone 1500 feet on average in that time, closer to 500 yards, or 5 football fields more likely than 3... and not a CLUE in Hell what she'd missed, or who she'd killed in that time... SO for all you prospective drivers, go mark off 100 feet of road, and just consider how MUCH you could fit in that, for any "just a second or two" you decide to look away from the driving at hand... Think about that... and then TURN THE G** D*** THING OFF and keep it in the glove compartment or console, THE HELL out of sight, so you can drive. You can get the toys back out to play when you're not risking EVERYONE ELSE'S lives around you... ;o)

She stopped looking at the road for 6 full seconds. Don't use a phone when you're driving - you're going to kill someone. 1:10

@dr.robertbennett3452

8 ай бұрын

💯💯💯

@EarthSurferUSA

8 ай бұрын

You forgot half of it. But things are new today. We always worry about killing somebody else if people do stupid things behind the wheel. But in my day, the stupid driver did not want to get killed either. The other half included here: ""Do not use the phone when you're driving. You're going to kill yourself, and maybe take somebody else with you." We have a "self". Don't forget the "self". :)

@mr.mcgibblets7048

8 ай бұрын

dont use nav? weird concept

@manmanman5371

8 ай бұрын

@@mr.mcgibblets7048 You're pulling their original comment way out of context. It's fine to glance, I wouldn't call quickly glancing at the Sat Nav "using a phone". Looking at it & pressing the buttons on the phone for over 5 seconds definitely is completely stupid though.

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

That's right

1:13 wow, that speed and eyes off the road that long is how people get run over.

@FranzSylbester

8 ай бұрын

The joys of texting while driving! Adds that needed kick of adrenaline to your day, eh?

@davidhunt240

8 ай бұрын

@@FranzSylbester like shutting your eyes or killing the lights on a dark country road - it definitely gets the passengers attention 🤣

@Sasquatch10

8 ай бұрын

Exactly. She was in such a residential area too, a child could've easily popped out from behind one of those parked cars.

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

yes, that's dangerous

@angusmcculloch6653

8 ай бұрын

She's lucky that jacking up some siding is all that happened. If she had hit or killed someone, it would have been the end of her life. There's no text message worth hitting or killing someone. Even if you don't care about the other person's life, your own life will be mangled beyond belief once you get done with lawyers, jail time, and having to put that conviction down on every job application.

1:19- I will never understand the fascination with filming yourself crashing your car because you were using your phone.

@rideon1956

8 ай бұрын

no ####

@MattJasa

8 ай бұрын

I don't think she filmed herself for the crash. She might be an uber driver that records inside the car for safety.

@MrYfrank14

8 ай бұрын

@@MattJasa - she saved the video. So, same thing.

@alextheobserver1573

8 ай бұрын

The satisfaction is all about the reaction and you just reacted. Doing exactly what the filmer wanted you to.

@rideon1956

8 ай бұрын

The more stupid people posting online the better. All I do is laugh and laugh thanks Fail Army keep up the laughs@@alextheobserver1573

The woman that crashed into the garages while on the phone had her eyes off the road for a whole 8 seconds, what do you expect!

@ishiiowada3884

8 ай бұрын

Very careless.

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

yes

@andersnielsen6044

8 ай бұрын

I expect the locals to take her out..

Imagine accelerating while not looking at the road.

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

yes, an inattention can cost us a lot

@joeyteter9383

8 ай бұрын

Ikr? She looked at her phone for, what felt like, 10 minutes. She was staring at that thing

@Dragnmastralex

7 ай бұрын

she was trying to catch that rare pokemon. playing Pokemon Go

@mousamsutradhar6626

5 ай бұрын

Only women can do that😂

@rainjay2516

2 ай бұрын

@@mousamsutradhar6626 There's a FailArmy clip in a different video of a male (police officer no less) crashing into a cyclist because he was on his phone while driving. Grow up.

5:02 Cracking eggs to the children's head is one of the stupidest things internet has right now.

@WhisperingMoon83

8 ай бұрын

Seriously! Why do parents find it so funny?

@Synt4xTerr0r

8 ай бұрын

@@WhisperingMoon83 Can't understand it neither. At worst they may let down childrens trust to adults by doing that. Highly sensitive kid can even traumatize from such.

@einienj3281

8 ай бұрын

They do it to their dogs too.. you can't explain it to a dog.. not funny at all.. 😠

@Synt4xTerr0r

8 ай бұрын

@@einienj3281 Seriously?! Social media and urge to be seen and noticed is melting our brains.

@einienj3281

8 ай бұрын

@@Synt4xTerr0r Yup.. I hate this attention wh*ring.. someone comes up with the most stupid stuff, you'd think it would end there, but no. Thousands upon thousands of people have to prove they are just as stupid..

I am 60 now, and I gotta tell you kids. It was really cool growing up with out a camera everywhere. It's nice that the world can not see all the stupid things we did. :)

@PureVikingPowers

8 ай бұрын

I'm 34 and i did way more stupid things than kids today, you often had some neighbor call your mom and not the whole world being able to watch all your worst mistakes for ever.

@listerofsmeg884

8 ай бұрын

in the 80's and 90's though, people submitted their stupidity on VHS for a £100

@somethingclever9975

8 ай бұрын

My dad loved to shove a camera in my face and act like he was being a parent. I seriously envy you dude.

@konz2891

8 ай бұрын

@@somethingclever9975 At least you had one.

@davidmartin2442

7 ай бұрын

57 now, I remember trying to sneak back into my house just to find my neighbor parents and their kids at the door narcing on me for some crap I did in the neighborhood 😅😇

5.09 That kid is adorable! A kaleidoscope of expressions that says "I'm 3 and I've already had enough of this woman."

@erwynbalbuena9900

8 ай бұрын

"a kaleidoscope of expressions.." what's that mean? 😂

@LHyoutube

8 ай бұрын

@@erwynbalbuena9900 - A changing variety of different expressions. Do a Google Images search for 'kaleidoscope' and you'll see what the viewer sees when looking into one of them.

@thejesse

8 ай бұрын

@@erwynbalbuena9900 kaleidoscope is constantly shiting through different shapes and patterns... her face was shifting through different emotions.

@beezleboss2696

8 ай бұрын

this is a stupid "TREND" that is going to be challenged soon ...that is not nice to do that to a unexpecting child victim ...if you unexpectedly hit and brake a EGG on someone head it hurts a little but all the todlers have soft skin and there are videos many of them cry when their parents hit them in the head with an egg and it brakes....NOT fare to them i think !!!

@cainealexander-mccord2805

8 ай бұрын

@@thejesse Thank you for saving me from having to explain the obvious!

04:01 Always gotta watch out for those desk fans falling from orbit!

@vomm

8 ай бұрын

It was a Russian drone on it's way to Ukraine

@einienj3281

8 ай бұрын

That was so close..

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

*I love your videos they are entertaining*

@igxfux1977

8 ай бұрын

She almost ended up on bestgore website 😂

@DreadEnder

8 ай бұрын

Oh that’s what it was! You can’t see it in full screen for some reason

That little dog was loving life 😂

@TheRealSkeletor

8 ай бұрын

A little too much.

@tranz2deep

8 ай бұрын

Corgi: Cool, exercise! This is how *I* do it!

@dizzy8257

8 ай бұрын

I hope every dog is like that

@tony-bm4xx

8 ай бұрын

i think he wanted to love those ladies😅

@LHyoutube

8 ай бұрын

@@tony-bm4xx - Yeah, I'd also assumed the clip would go in that direction! 😂

4:38 I thought they were driving towards a tornado.

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

Hi friend, have a nice day

@miloradvlaovic

8 ай бұрын

So did I.

@Toyotajunkie

8 ай бұрын

Lmfao! I see it.

Time stamp 1:12 This is why you should keep your phone in your trunk! (Most people including my wife) are not responsible enough to leave it alone while driving. If her phone rings……. The first thing that she does is reach for it, to answer it. Just can’t ignore it.

@Durwood71

8 ай бұрын

She drove for a solid five seconds without her eyes on the road. She's lucky the consequences weren't much worse.

@charlesbadoola535

8 ай бұрын

Absolutely disgraceful, she should be charged. If she'd have hit a kid running out in front of her car I think it's a safe bet she would have deleted the video immediately, not saved it and put it online for a 'laugh' . Shame on you, you cretinous selfish person.

@scmtuk3662

8 ай бұрын

Why can't we just make it so that if someone is caught with a mobile, they are immediately pulled over, told to get out of their vehicle, and are immediately charged with terrorism?

@kenetickups6146

8 ай бұрын

or, you know, just use self control

@kenetickups6146

8 ай бұрын

@@scmtuk3662more than a little rediculous

"oh no what happened?" You bought a dog and decided to lock it up all day on its own, that's what happened.

That bloke stranded on his van had me in stitches 😂. Great compelation all round.

@lilliankeane5731

8 ай бұрын

😂yeah me too.

@CausticLemons7

8 ай бұрын

Sometimes a door handle will catch my pocket or belt loops and I feel the same way.

@johncheetham4607

8 ай бұрын

@@CausticLemons7 that happened to me yesterday after buying my monthly scran. My jacket got caught up on door handle. Had laugh about it an hour later. It wasn't funny at the time. Have two slipped discs.

Respect for not showing the same clips

4:01 it's so awkward when you're just walking there minding your own business and a fan appears out of nowhere like; " yo, I'm a big fan! Mind if I crash?"

5:05 Stupidity at its best...It's your child, not a toy..😡

@einienj3281

8 ай бұрын

Have you seen people hitting their dogs with eggs..? I hate these damn trends.. 😠

How appropriate… back to back videos showing proof that you clowns can’t even walk while being on the phone without having an accident followed by a video showing what happens when you clowns try to drive while being on the phone. Never ceases to amaze me that this is a thing…

1:06 the lady tripping over the fire hose was the best 😂

@Cody_the_William

8 ай бұрын

That happened in my hometown, I watched it too many times seeing if I recognized her.

Mum with the egg should be reported to social services

1:25 and people still think they can text and drive at the same time.

Walking while using your phone is natural selection.

1:18 - Selber schuld wenn man am Handy rumspielen muss...

The big dog with the water bottle (St. Bernard?) was just adorable. Not a fail, just a furball

@andrewforbes1433

Ай бұрын

That was a Newfoundland. I had many similar conversations with mine back in the day.

Cracking an egg on your kids head and having them lose trust in their parent is for sure the biggest fail here I feel.

@TheLoyalShinobi.

8 ай бұрын

Yep this was one of the dumbest trends

@pamelaspooner7183

8 ай бұрын

Just cruel. An egg is like a rock.

@RadioactiveSherbet

8 ай бұрын

I still think it's hilarious how the kid looked at the camera with a "really...?" face.

@joshuabecker6799

8 ай бұрын

What's loose trust?

@geoffspakes

8 ай бұрын

Lighten up Francis.

4:39 i thought its a tornado

4:00 That’s not a dumb fail, that’s an epic win!

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

so lucky

Bear could have just went over the fence but was like nah, this is easier.

@jbwarner8626

8 ай бұрын

"I never liked where this was!"

@declamatory

8 ай бұрын

*gone

@Pentti_Hilkuri

8 ай бұрын

Bears and swans are one of the biggest zero fuks a-holes of the animal kingdom.

@forrestaustin7050

7 ай бұрын

True, but the bear was nice enough just to tear down enough to fit.

06:58 cat being cat, working as intended.

0:23 was he crying 😂

The range of emotions the girl goes through at 5:05 😅

@BigLebowski2000

7 ай бұрын

So funny🤣

Dan that bear shredding the fence was glorious

Last clip 8:01 "911. What is your emergency?" Dog: "My owner left me 0.08 seconds ago." 911: "Did you try eating the furniture?"

@CoCotheTurtle

7 ай бұрын

No, but I peed all over the floor.

I genuinely felt bad for that fella that slipped down those stairs. Poor guy's cries...

The last video, she deserved the mess. There was a pee puddle the dog was almost standing in. Don't leave your dog for longer than they can handle 🤷‍♀️

@CoCotheTurtle

7 ай бұрын

I hadn't noticed that. Good catch.

0:19 Such a beautiful area, it looks like a rainforest. Feel bad for him falling but he looks okay.

@Fahripahlevi

8 ай бұрын

That's in Indonesia bro

7:25 He liturally teleported as soon as he saw his truck rolling off

@declamatory

8 ай бұрын

*literally

@CoCotheTurtle

7 ай бұрын

Best jump cut ever!

5:07 that's the most unamused face I've seen in a minute

@bintagmina3755

8 ай бұрын

I found this action pretty sucky and would have liked not to have seen it. Why would you do that with such a small child? It would have broken my heart where she was just so excitedly sweet.

0:35 🎵 I fought the log, and the, log won🎵

00:03 His friend is going to see if the motorcycle is okay and he is lying there watching 😂

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

haha

Dude slipping down those stairs in 4th video fell hard. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

@DutchDaddy

8 ай бұрын

Okay boomer

@manoftomorrow5987

8 ай бұрын

Nah that shit was really funny indeed. I feel bad for him, but man...😂😂

@miloradvlaovic

8 ай бұрын

It seemed like he started levitating 😂

@krupzug5359

8 ай бұрын

It was the smoothest fall I've ever seen xD

@LizardSkin

8 ай бұрын

@@DutchDaddy”ok boomer” - said the NPC with no original thoughts

I like how on the first one he dint even check on his buddy, he went right to the bike lmao😂

5:42 Aaww.. the corgi is in love with these ladies.. 😂😂❤❤

That man’s soul left his body after the trash bag ripped open 🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:05 not a fan. Kids gonna be flinching in those kinda situations now

@erwynbalbuena9900

8 ай бұрын

Lighten up, buttercup 😂

@jbwarner8626

8 ай бұрын

I do like how quickly she went from "Ow!" to "Okay, y'know what..." 😆

You gotta do a cellphone fails compilation. So many dashcams out there

It's insane how the cross legs of the desk fan perfectly miss the lady at 04:01!

@bllasae

8 ай бұрын

Thank God.

2:07 what was she doing💀

@davidhunt240

8 ай бұрын

...trying to do too many things at once, she's got no balance and being overweight doesn't help - the guy with her has a BF Goodrich t-shirt on, maybe he should have had balancing duties 🤣

After watching these fails, I'm convinced that I could star in a 'best fails of my life' video

1:13 perfect example of how accidents happen these days

0:19 that person became a cartoon for a split second 😂

The first guy on the bike was like.. "I'm fine BTW" 😅😅😅

2:42 - Seems like Top Golf goofs are the new slipping on the stairs fail

@SeenGod

8 ай бұрын

oh don’t worry, there’s plenty more videos of people slipping down the stairs 😂😂

If I knew that guy that got stuck on his van door, I'd totally run outside to get lots of pictures/video, then help him! 🤣

Lady fell back so violently that her wig flew off in fails of the week. Lmfao

3:09 - When you know you got the wrong tow vehicle.

5:00 well raised kid, took it like a champ and that "c'mon mom" face lmao

@WhisperingMoon83

8 ай бұрын

Gross

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

Hi friend, have a nice day

@Max-js1mx

8 ай бұрын

@@madyhani you too :)

6:58 - Clearly that cat wrote the 'Don't bother' poem before failing on that clothes horse! 😂

That dog in the last one would be history, today

Fan thing had my heart skip a beat .!!! Nice compilation :)

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

Hi friend, have a nice day

@AtheistOrphan

8 ай бұрын

@@madyhani- Bot. Reported to KZread for spamming.

@CoCotheTurtle

7 ай бұрын

Same here, to be followed immediately by the guy hanging from the van door by his belt!

I'm guessing the lesson at 2:52 is "Don't fill the bag up to the point that it's too heavy to either carry, or for the bag to even support the contents in the first place.

@davidhunt240

8 ай бұрын

yeah, but I think this guy was just a lazy ass, he dragged the bag, it ripped open 🤪

@SeminoleRail

8 ай бұрын

Or stop buying the cheap trash bags.

@Stefan-

8 ай бұрын

@@davidhunt240 Yeah, lazy and stupid, didnt look very heavy at all.

@duudsuufd

8 ай бұрын

@@SeminoleRail But all the bags you can buy are cheap trash. I put the bag for the bin in an extra bag to transport and return with the second now empty bag.

4:03 that was way too close she could’ve been really hurt😮

@thesunrisechick6878

8 ай бұрын

5:38 now you knew the storm was coming. Why you didn’t tie that down?

0:19 That was a full blown Loony Tunes slip. 🤣

3:40 R2D2 scream 😂

04:53 HEY.. That lady stop! give me back my stuff....😂😂

Dude cracked his melon with the dumbbell.

4:07 I had to clean my monitor after watching that.

I needed a good chuckle today. Great job 👍

5:22 That bear has the right attitude.

The dumbbell who hit himself with the dumbbell..lol!! You even heard that

6:20 I adore how she speaks to the bear as if it knows language...and here I thought I was an idiot in Fails of the week.

1:12 Who put that darn house there!??? Her eyes for off the road for an eternity!!

1:26 wasn't a fail. That was a great escape. Come on man!

Came for the fails, stayed for the existential crisis. 😂 Anyone else too?

1:10 how to take a bad situation and make people happy

Getting chased by a racoon has got to be scary.

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

scarry fail.. lol

The cat in the clothes rack was hilarious

@wolf_or_lamb

8 ай бұрын

..but helping the cat instead of filming her mistake was much more better..... 🤔

how they survived for so long😂

1:44 - Thought it was going to be a Humpty Dumpty moment. Fooled me!

1:10 how the hell did she not see that 😭

@vomm

8 ай бұрын

She was starring on her mobile, probably looking where the next Burger King is so she can order ten more Double Whoppers

@madyhani

8 ай бұрын

Hi friend, have a nice day

4:38 at first i thought there was a tornado forming at the side of the road.😅

Corgi knew what he was doing he wanted a mom.

The last video... "What happened?" " I are save you from a cricket!"

I couldn't stop laughing at these fails! That last one had me rolling on the floor. 😂

If i know you don't know how to ride a motorcycle, you'll never ride mine.

Watching it 10 times still makes me laugh 😂😂

@TobeToday2024

8 ай бұрын

Me too :v

Starters, this is why we don't let friends drive...............our bikes. Dumbest deal ever!

Dang, even Tibetan monks or whatever TF aren't safe from the Fail Army!

What happened was, being a irrespectible pet owner locking a large breed dog up in a crate for so long. Some would call it KARMA

@miloradvlaovic

8 ай бұрын

No. Dog is just an imbecille.

1:09 the epitome of Gen Z zero clue to ANYTHING going on around them

On the first video I laughed out loud. The guy run towards the motorcycle not caring about his friend lying in a heap on the ground. As a biker I know this is a priority quandary. LOL

@zacklewis342

2 ай бұрын

Why would you "care" about someone who fell all of 2 feet wearing safety gear when there is an out of control vehicle?

@GaryGSF

2 ай бұрын

@@zacklewis342 Just one word .... humanity !

5:01, I hope that was the little girl's sister and not mom😂

The cracking the eggs kid is funny, she ain't even cry bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:07 Good thing they blurred out that Burger King sign so nobody could tell it was Burger King in that video showing the Burger King burning down.

@CoCotheTurtle

7 ай бұрын

Hahaha!

I will probably never understand why people have such huge dogs inside their apartments… and telling that they are part of the family is not a valid reason

1:13 that's exactly why you don't use your phone while driving...

@HumorGiggles

8 ай бұрын

yep

"What happened?" - What happened?! Seriously? That's whats happening leaving your poor dog alone for too long that it even had to pee in front of the safety gates. Dogs usualy don't urinate in their habitation. They only do it if they are left with no choise.

Common sense tells you to put away the phone while driving

This bro should have more subs than any KZreadr