Welcome to the “it’s time for bed” side of KZread.

@maxrulez3705

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho its 05:32

@xslonk

3 жыл бұрын

too right

@dr.yolo3343

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yes,it's 2:35 a.m. here

@leoblack8497

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.yolo3343 dude wtf same here creepy

@leoblack8497

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.yolo3343 how was ur day

*The new U.S. ARMY moto:* "It's amazing what McDonalds can do."

@ninjaman570

4 жыл бұрын

That was marine training haha

@daichishimmura9886

3 жыл бұрын

You meant "it's amazing what Mcdonald trump can do"

@rydawggy

3 жыл бұрын

1000 like

@remphy

3 жыл бұрын

1K sub? huh??

@programmedforfailure4256

3 жыл бұрын

Marines. . .

"Believe it or not, you were swimming" Its actually really fascinating how the instructors know when to criticize and when to give a compliment.

@saymlemay

Жыл бұрын

This capacity is achieved by going through said training himself. He knows.

@Moonlightshadow-lq4fr

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't a compliment it was a lie!

@opfer88

Жыл бұрын

He was drowning lmfao

@Heathen.Deity.

9 ай бұрын

Believe it or not… not. Dude was like a brick.

“Believe it or not, you were swimmin!” God I love drill instructors. They know when to give a critique or a compliment. Even though their compliments usually sound like a critique. Love it

Everybody gansta in till a tank shows up at the drift show

@Jackdvnial

4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine a tank drifting over all the cars and blowing sh!t up

@2high4this412

4 жыл бұрын

What if another tank shows up?

@ftzsl

4 жыл бұрын

tokyo drift

@How-jz5cd

4 жыл бұрын

That is nissan gtankr

@kicolenidman5607

4 жыл бұрын

I N T I L L

3:33 German: saves ammo American: *laughs in unlimited military budget*

@lagoom1411

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thechargentarge1341

3 жыл бұрын

FOR DEUTSCHLAND I WILL SAVE AMMO FOR ZE FATHERLAND

@confusedkoala694

3 жыл бұрын

He isn’t saving ammo the Germans use a different type of Lmg so they’re used to warming up the gun first before they use it

@_garfeld1357

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@flixplus7289

3 жыл бұрын

Confused Koala nope

16:10 “Drill sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there” best part in 17 and a half minutes

That guy jumping into the pool wasn't a fail. That was a man facing his fears with great support from his trainers.

@thekasperrr

9 ай бұрын

stipid nig couldn't swim lol

@foolserrand9715

8 ай бұрын

Same with the girl doing 6 gs in the jet. Dude just made fun of her when she managed to ace the exercise

"ITS A MACHINE GUN" german soldier: *hehehe*

@bacconboy5881

4 жыл бұрын

He he

@okiedokie144

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

@kml1717

4 жыл бұрын

He forgot hitler

@matiasluna4927

4 жыл бұрын

*He he*

@sidisme5566

4 жыл бұрын

German go brrrrrr

That guy was flying that helicopter like he was playing battlefield 😂😂😂

@codyfargo1861

4 жыл бұрын

Saucy Flossy I’m curious if he was okay from that crash

@keeganjose6504

4 жыл бұрын

Wordd 😂

@redcell9636

4 жыл бұрын

@@codyfargo1861 if he died, yes, if he survived...FUCK and NO

@21stcenturystrengthethos47

4 жыл бұрын

I would think he died

@L3GHO5T

4 жыл бұрын

cody fargo surprisingly he walked away from it unhurt. That guys got an almost unbelievable story that’s 100% true with video footage, lucky bastard!

the sergeants baiting the one guy with imaginary cheeseburgers was brutal but hilarious

Some of these are funny, but some are pretty damn inspiring. The strength and grit of some of those soldiers to fight through their chants while breathing tear gas, and the comradery and support afterwards was awesome.

@Strade8

Жыл бұрын

Why does it have to be something where people feel discomfort? Is there in any other sector such rituals? Imagine you get a promotion on the job and the first day with the new salary you had to inhale some poison gas. Would that be acceptable that your bosses requires it? Is just stupid and uncivil.

Жыл бұрын

@@Strade8 you need to get kidnapped by a foreign government to appreciate your security provided by the military. I recommend you go to China

@johnathans3306

Жыл бұрын

@@Strade8 it’s literally the military the fuck do you think they are going to do a surprise tickle fight

@scorpionhdkid8972

Жыл бұрын

@@johnathans3306 Well as long as they don't require exposure for too long cuz u don't want to promote someone just for them to get permanent damage before even being deployed

@jimmyormerod4075

Жыл бұрын

@@Strade8 its not a fucking ritual its part of there training you knob to deal with extreme discomfert and pain plus they will be tear gassed, beat up, shot at ,taserd in combat so it prepares them you clearly dont know much about the militery

The guy at 1:04 wasn’t sleeping he’s was just changing his sensitivity

@fishy4109

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I have seen

@ChubiceOfChunckle20

4 жыл бұрын

Now that is a boomer meme

@kyokuslaps2411

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 you are a literal child then

@un1verse309

4 жыл бұрын

Big Smoke how, boomer is so overused and used in the most dumbest situation. smh

@kiva_J_T

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 says the guy with big smoke as his pfp

“Drill Sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there.” God bless the Army.

@boeck-a-roid8965

3 жыл бұрын

I started laughing so hard and when the sergeant turns the camera around I lost it

@FinesserX_Triniidadii

3 жыл бұрын

16:06

@andymar13

3 жыл бұрын

legend

@rahulyadav-qb8nw

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@brandonavalos1929

3 жыл бұрын

americas finest

15:21 even the instructor couldn’t contain his laughter

"You shot all your rounds private" The audacity when he says "HOW?"

15:16 “You have no more ammo” ... “How did this happen Drill Sergeant?” “You shot it all, Private”

@aidenpearce7775

4 жыл бұрын

Kid never played Call of Duty

@lucaschan9079

4 жыл бұрын

When the drill sergeant is so shocked and confused by the guys lack of awareness he is chuckling and not yelling

@nerdygaemz7046

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh"

@eltoroloco1936

4 жыл бұрын

The private thought the Drill Sergeant was doing some kind of magic trick.

@Wateringman

4 жыл бұрын

Now you know how stupid Hollywood is. The shooters on tv shows, each of their guns have more bullets than an army squad carries.

3:45 "it's a machine gun" *smiles* "O K"

@nobody-cy8vn

4 жыл бұрын

The Germans face looks like : if it's a macchine gun I am a princess

@hookyhook6006

4 жыл бұрын

*tapes on hitlerstache*

@nobody-cy8vn

4 жыл бұрын

@David Jones LOL

@dominationspencer7684

4 жыл бұрын

I have to Yell at people and tell them a machine gun is not a 50 Cal it is fully automatic

@nobody-cy8vn

4 жыл бұрын

@David Jones I took it as a joke , anyway I still think that communism and fascism has a lot in "common" ( communism joke ) Usually Nazist and fascist want to say that they are different from communism and apparently it is true , but at the bottom they are the same shit with different names . Impo To find the right route you have to THINK with your mind . Because at the least we know what it's right even when we try to lie to us . That's why there is a think called commonsense

3:34 cracks me up. “It’s a machine gun!” Let that freedom ring dude! 🦅 🇺🇸

I've gotten tazed, oc sprayed, cs gas, and all sorts of other painful experiences with my time in the marine corps, and I can tell you without a doubt that oc spray is the most pain I've ever experienced

@zacharyallen8767

Жыл бұрын

I was cutting some habaneros recently and I was foolish and rubbed my eyes.... the rest is history

@WyvernDoodles303

Жыл бұрын

Are you like forced to get taxed as like part of training or whatever or is it just cause ya want to

@WyvernDoodles303

Жыл бұрын

Also any other things that you d9 in the military that might make someone think twice about joining?

8:55 "Believe it or not, you were swimming." Those words were probably actually really constructive for him.

@TraceMalin

4 жыл бұрын

In the world of lifeguarding, we call that "active drowning."

@henriklnnkvist7727

4 жыл бұрын

@@TraceMalin meh close enough

@artin13

4 жыл бұрын

But for a moment he actually was swimming

@terricampbell3179

4 жыл бұрын

They build each other up and pus each other harder in the military, one day that man will be able to swim because of moments like that

@TraceMalin

4 жыл бұрын

@@terricampbell3179 The military specializes in creating a gung-ho mindset which is important that you believe that you or your team can do anything when facing the enemy, but there are few skills the military can do that civilians don't do better (other than some things that are very job specific). Most world-record holders in scuba diving, skydiving, swimming, obstacle course racing, shooting etc., are civilians who never served. So, in reality civilians get push harder with results. The one thing that I truly think the military does better than anyone else is teach. Friends of mine who could barely pass a math class became trig experts thanks to artillery school. One worked for Space-X and solved a problem the Ph.D. engineers couldn't figure out based on what he learned about shell trajectory. Public schools need to adopt whatever the military does to turn idiots into geniuses.

“Drill sergeant i dropped grenade somewhere over there” 😂😂

@inversaa4569

4 жыл бұрын

Enigma Encrypted the way he said it had me dying

@CarlosCampos

4 жыл бұрын

He sounded like squidward

@jegeriufanen4415

4 жыл бұрын

I like how he was looking around for it like he just lost his keys

@CarlosCampos

4 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes 15:36 watch the whole clip 😂

@uboii

4 жыл бұрын

That’s gotta be the funniest shit ever 😂😂 Steve urkel ass

the rear of that helicopter at 7:15 missed a guys head by literal inches. that's absolutely insane. that pilot probably got all the charges

@ASB117

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the pilot died

@bigusdickus3068

Жыл бұрын

@@ASB117 Quite possible. But given where he finally crash landed. He landed belly down with loadsss of reduced speed from his final turn. He also landed in 3 or more meters of powder snow which would have given him enough cushion for the pilots body weight itself. Though he was in the helicopter so that would add a lot of weight :l I'm sure there's plenty of reports on the incident that you could look up... Edit: Quote from Brian Wimmer~ "I was on this deployment and only an hour away from this accident. I knew some of the pilots involved. The front seater was absolutely injured. The ground force requested a low pass which is not uncommon. The pilot was showing off a bit and failed to take density altitude into consideration. The aircraft experienced an effect known as “mushing” and could not recover due to the low altitude. The pilots in the flight were disciplined by their leadership and all pilots of all aircraft in Afghanistan were required to attend a “lessons learned” class so that this would never happen again."

Excellent job compiler revolt

"it's amazing what McDonald's can do!" 😂😂😂

@masterchief3726

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part

@dsl_flix298

4 жыл бұрын

Josh46731 fucking marines 😂

@andrewfoote8509

4 жыл бұрын

Josh46731 that was hilarious😂😂

@dumbdog2924

4 жыл бұрын

That shit killed me 😂

@joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466

4 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at that part 😂😂😂

Let’s be honest, we didn’t searched for this but we enjoyed it

@shamyrabrown3713

4 жыл бұрын

I did, I searched for it because i wanna be in the army or Marines

@chrzescijaningz

4 жыл бұрын

yessir

@alaunstuart553

4 жыл бұрын

On bro

@ItzBlue113

4 жыл бұрын

I search for it

@shamyrabrown3713

4 жыл бұрын

Black First what that supposed to mean I live in a very wealthy place, and I been wanting to join the army sense I was little and it’s my dream to join and Ik it’s not impossible to join, your join someone that wants to bring someone down and tell them they can’t do it, I want to help my country while your lazy ass sets on your couch and criticize people do something better with your life then to mess with people

the drills yelling out food items will always be the funniest one

_"Thats not a Machine Gun! (whips out an MG3) THIS is a Machine Gun!!"_ - The German Soldier, later that day (probably)

@obi-wankenobi1750

Жыл бұрын

Except it lost the only war it’s ever been in 😂

You can’t tell me the girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing

@yesnt790

4 жыл бұрын

Taser tho

@flowflips3172

4 жыл бұрын

You could see her vibe...and the hands...she was priming her self to grab

@bdawg1118

4 жыл бұрын

she didn’t know

@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin

4 жыл бұрын

She went down... on the right dude, just sayin.

@lastreverse8524

4 жыл бұрын

The girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing.

Salute to the boy who gave his speech in the confidence chamber

@calumtmp9694

3 жыл бұрын

What’s polluting it?

@Longspout15

3 жыл бұрын

Calum TMP a form of CS gas , non lethal obviously but burns every part of you like hell. It’s pretty impressive he was able to do it.

@Adrian-in4uv

3 жыл бұрын

Fr how was that a fail that’s a dub

@UsEr242afjberguy

3 жыл бұрын

insnt it tear gas?

@Longspout15

3 жыл бұрын

@@UsEr242afjberguy Pretty much

3:45 bro that smirk says it all

@angelpalazzolo1660

Жыл бұрын

He got some flashbacks

3:33 *fires accurately* "and i took that personaly"

“Drill sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there 👉” 🤦🏻‍♂️

@khanglo6326

4 жыл бұрын

Well, at least it wasn’t next to him or it would be much more fun! 🤦‍♂️

@Asian_J3sus

4 жыл бұрын

Drill sergeant: Well go find it then! Me: Yo Timmy, you found it? Timmy’s foot:

@ste4lth147

4 жыл бұрын

I saw this clip and was like 🤔where’d it go hmmm 🧐 I wonder I just see ur battle buddies foot in front of u and just go like welp SHEIT not again obi-wans gonna kill me 😒

@emanandchill

4 жыл бұрын

so much wrong in that clip lol.

@HalfBreedMix

4 жыл бұрын

@@khanglo6326 These two don't qualify to carry da green boom-boom rocks.

Is nobody going to talk about how this sergeant motivated his boy with: "let's go, let's go, big Mac right heya! ITS AMAZIN WAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO"

@mycoreefer

3 жыл бұрын

Army ain't for pussies ig haha

@mellloyd6291

3 жыл бұрын

All Time Goldies Definitely not. My uncle told me that in his army training it’s like they’re goal to break you down. They’re hella tough, that’s why u can’t do it cuz i’m sensitive as hell

@mycoreefer

3 жыл бұрын

@@mellloyd6291 yeah, i hate when bitches lile izaac complain, i wonder what training the army like little snowflakes would do for the country in an eventual war

@damienbacon2019

3 жыл бұрын

Literally everybody is talking about it

@tylertuliszewski2835

2 жыл бұрын

Yall realize that’s the marine corps training right? Lmao

God bless all these people, I hope they are doing amazing in their military career and are making their country proud.

Woah I'm so impressed!

“It’s a machine gun!” Dude: *This is where the fun begins* Edit: arguing in the comments or whatever

@ethanmarble2866

3 жыл бұрын

it brought back the german inscinct

@langeweileonline4720

3 жыл бұрын

He Had flashbacks

@mati338

3 жыл бұрын

Its stupid to just fire 100 rounds and not hit anything. The german soldier obviously knows, that its more effective to fire slowly but precisely.

@CrizzyEyes

3 жыл бұрын

@@mati338 Suppressing fire? What's that?

@angelito2336

3 жыл бұрын

@@mati338 Have you never heard of 'suppressing fire' before?

Soldier - “Looking around” Soldier - 👁👄👁 Soldier - “Drill Sergeant I dropped my grenade somewhere over there”

@samtaylorvlogs9629

3 жыл бұрын

Yh thAt was funny shit 😂🤣

@saatananaasi2015

3 жыл бұрын

I had a stroke reading this

@ryanfrederick3671

3 жыл бұрын

@@saatananaasi2015 then you need to go back go school

@saatananaasi2015

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanfrederick3671 I didn't know they taught you how to avoid a stroke in school?

@saatananaasi2015

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanfrederick3671 I suppose you're still in school since you can't even write.

“So amazing what McDonald’s can do” That’s straight motivation 😂

I love when they give the boots water for the pepper spray. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

7:10 me in GTA trying to convince other players that I am good at flying.

@happyalltheday2275

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@adielrum2721

4 жыл бұрын

How did that didnt explode lmao

@spinalfluids1135

4 жыл бұрын

@@adielrum2721 snow took the impact

@joshualewis5412

4 жыл бұрын

When i let my friend fly for the heist...

@slipknotgod6664

4 жыл бұрын

Me trying to even fly

"drill sarent I drop my grenade somewhere ova there" *looks in sheer terror and confusion* 16:08

@benfernandez9939

4 жыл бұрын

he’s such a nerd too lmao it’s hilarious

@inimiczl376

4 жыл бұрын

Poor guy

@simon6495

3 жыл бұрын

Honey Bun Kid • 10 years ago stupid and a nerd is a very unlucky combination

@aymen9000

3 жыл бұрын

He almost cry

@hakamyasser6289

3 жыл бұрын

I felt bad for the guy he almost cried

T'es le meilleur mon frero

Empties magazine “how did this happen drill sergeant” lmao

“Believe it or not, you were swimmin’” 😂💪🏾

@dominikstork8365

4 жыл бұрын

More like drowning 😂

@danielsalcedo1073

4 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahaha

@ShiningDarknes

4 жыл бұрын

for like 2 seconds. Baby steps

@4youreyesonly447

4 жыл бұрын

SubK for Life cause he was black lol

@suda_lifts

4 жыл бұрын

4 Your Eyes Only not funny didn’t laugh

6:17 they were encouraging him by promising food on the other side 😂😂😂

@comet3969

3 жыл бұрын

“BigMac”

@yuriusutr7284

3 жыл бұрын

Frahs

@diegorosario282

3 жыл бұрын

Hey soldier big Mac behind enemy lines Soldier:theres hundreds of you AND one of me you have no chance

@pho8894

3 жыл бұрын

IM DEAD ASF. thank u for this comment my dumbass didn’t realize that’s what they were doing

@leni1969

3 жыл бұрын

“Its amazing what mcdonalds can do” BRUH 😂

Sargents using food as motivation never fails to crack me up

Soooooooo funnnnnny! it made my day!)))♥ ♥ With love Ali Mansoor Afshar- Motivational speaker and KZreadr from Afghanistan

Soldier: it’s a machine gun! Guy: okay (starts shooting every one he sees)

@aataa322

3 жыл бұрын

Minute

@brhu356

3 жыл бұрын

@@aataa322 3:33

@monkeyman7048

3 жыл бұрын

It was us soldiers and German soldiers. German on the mg

@christophdunkel5733

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that used to happen quote a lot at mutual training exercises. German doctrine was to conserve ammo with short precise bursts...american doctrine was to let 'er rip because we sure as hell aint humping it back to base. :-)

@justanonbionarywalkingdown4295

3 жыл бұрын

He went full auto German.

"I dropped my nade somewhere over there" BRUH

@rian534

3 жыл бұрын

Veer Singh 👁👄👁

@sandypits

3 жыл бұрын

@Veer Singh you have the wha-

@DRANT1S

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandypits Welcome to the Gulag

P.S. to the camera guy picking at him at 3:57, dude is actually keeping his bearings together considering he took a healthy sweep across the eyes instead of the usual couple squirts to the face. he actally took it far better than some actual marines have.

When the guy yells "Hey you in the Green..." ah, good times.

Everbody gangsta till the guy showing off crashes the heli

@XXbourneXX1

4 жыл бұрын

That looked so fake though

@chops5615

4 жыл бұрын

Off to the gulag

@edwardlinbeck8923

4 жыл бұрын

That’s like me in Warzone

@chops5615

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardlinbeck8923 lol

@herbalsneeze1621

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Kobe’s helicopter...

Americans: „It‘s a machine gun!“ German: -smirks- „Ok“

@FrankdaFrickinTank

4 жыл бұрын

MG42 intensifies

@DoumaIntern

4 жыл бұрын

NoobSlayer beat me to it

@recemarkou3223

4 жыл бұрын

Germans on Normandy Beach during WW2 “Das Machine Gun!”

@c-k-e3496

4 жыл бұрын

Rece Markou „Das Maschinen Gun“

@junebug8485

4 жыл бұрын

"Machinegewher" not machinin gun

Bro the Video at Minute 5 was savage 🤣

“Wow that heli came really close.... huh he’s coming back around..... that’s uh... that’s a bit of a steep angle there........ coming in fast, too.....ok this can’t end well.”

@CriticoolHit

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh man that's so cool it's just like how we all fly in video games" 2 seconds later crashes "yep... Just like how we all fly in video games"

@deez1321

3 жыл бұрын

not so much of a steep angle. more of thin air due to higher altitude. maneuver would be fine if he did it at sea level, which is probably what he practised at.

@micahwhitsel3847

3 жыл бұрын

Any idea where/when this was at?

@danielbuongiorno7093

3 жыл бұрын

@@micahwhitsel3847 Yeah that was definitely the most serious of the 'funny' montage, I'm curious too that couldn't have ended well.

@AikonikBoy

3 жыл бұрын

he almost hit one guy... dude hit the deck just in time..

The U.S militaries worst enemy: the rubber chicken

@quantum_chezburger2279

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too... At camp they made us do it, and well... I almost died.

@aizan4391

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum_Chezburger 227 boyyy why would a kid be in a military?. So that’s a capppp‼️😂🤣. Don’t try to lie son.

@GhilleVeteran00

4 жыл бұрын

Can you not go through if you fail?

@quantum_chezburger2279

4 жыл бұрын

@@aizan4391 not boot camp, as a joke in a summer camp. We all failed.

@quantum_chezburger2279

4 жыл бұрын

@@aizan4391 I wouldn't attempt stolen valor.

I didnt see any "failures" only people doing their best. THANK YOU. (well maybe the helicopter..🤣)

"Your gun won't shoot because you shot all your bullets." "How did this happen Drill Sgt."

2:39 this guy died became a zombie started dancing then came back to life as a human amazing

@justclass9394

4 жыл бұрын

can someone say me what they tested or what happend? please

@Angel-pw7el

4 жыл бұрын

@@justclass9394 I'm really bad at explaining so here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-G_training

@justclass9394

4 жыл бұрын

@@Angel-pw7el ok thanks short said: The blood goes away from the Brain for a moment that causes the Body to breakdown and when the blood comes again the brain restarts (I cant explain it better xD)

@Idengard

4 жыл бұрын

Do the zombie! Do the zombie!

@amandaroman3471

4 жыл бұрын

They won’t tell you ( unless you dig ) how many “kids” trying to “fight for their country “ died with this kind of training. Gotta be a better way than making it happen - this will kill someone who goes into high altitude yes so I see why it needs to be training for it but actually making it happen is horribly risky and as I said many have died. It looks funny to you but to me it looks sad. He doesn’t even know what they are doing to his brain and what risk he is in: they don’t tell you either. Just man up and fight for your country right. Who cares about you needing blood to the brain all the time./: so what if your only half dead a minute or so..: we will train you yet. Or kill you: one of the two:

“You’ll be amazed what McDonalds can do.”

@Sharp26

3 жыл бұрын

Fav moments

@BurntBalls

3 жыл бұрын

What can they do

@codywilkins8584

3 жыл бұрын

You copy

@solinvictus2045

3 жыл бұрын

Big mac big mac

@sammysewell4321

3 жыл бұрын

SCP 5000 everything

drill sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there......LAWD I STOPPED BREATHING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT PART haaaaaaaaaa lololol. this brings back some great memories from basic training at ft. Knox Kentucky. lolol.

1:00 That tank drifts better than mein racing games💀

6:39 “it’s amazing what McDonald’s can do”😂

@SkyNinja759

4 жыл бұрын

He's lovin' it.

@lunar6156

4 жыл бұрын

*big Mac big Mac*

@kodinamsinh3233

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Gomer Pyle

"BIG MAC!!" "I GOT A BURGER FOR U!!" "COOKIE!!" ... "ITS AMAZING WHAT MCDONALD'S CAN DO!" killed me 😂💀😂

@tyreegw9404

4 жыл бұрын

Had me weak asf

@un1verse309

4 жыл бұрын

**APPLE PIE**

@funkguylorz7315

4 жыл бұрын

LARGE COKE! LARGE COKE!

@Lemontarts01

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

Instructor: son, do you know how to fly a helicopter? Idiot: yep.

thanks for the satisfying ending

Everyone gangster till the chicken comes out

@teeslick2643

4 жыл бұрын

truxzzy I swear😂😂

@xadelib1233

4 жыл бұрын

i loved how they smashed the chickens balls on the ground like when ksi beated up bearus lmao

@adariusbelk7140

4 жыл бұрын

Yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kimnelson7188

4 жыл бұрын

Ya the chicken toys are to see if they can have a straight and serious face

German soldier: 'ratatat' 'ratatat' 'ratatat' American soldier: "hey! It's a machine gun!" German soldier: "hehe, okay!" *RATATATATATATATATA-*

@mundanedew

3 жыл бұрын

He awakened what is in his blood inherited from his ancestors

@laksamanasuhendra5868

3 жыл бұрын

*insert MG42 firing unlimited ammo here*

@elrockerchido

3 жыл бұрын

Top 3 things not to say to a German fella... just saying man... last time Germany got too excited with machine guns the world had a rough patch

@rumpelstiezel3590

3 жыл бұрын

JustaGamer the new German ar is just a semi auto, in future they don’t know how to use a full auto gun

@isaiahthomas2434

3 жыл бұрын

@Deutsche Comrade the Zweihander is the og "German big gun"

Fires bursts.“It’s a machine gun!” “Okay.” Fires machine gun like he should’ve fired it.

I ran CS training myself, we always had some funny reactions.

“Believe it or not you were swimming” 8:30 to 8:58 - Update: - damn I didn’t expect all these likes 😂

@zylnox8654

4 жыл бұрын

Cody Overland underrated

@nigha4475

4 жыл бұрын

@Amon KC *Believe it or not*

@jess8611

4 жыл бұрын

I can't swim ~

@fridaymorning139

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand that test. Was it just because he couldn’t swim and had heavy equipment? Why was it so hard for him?

@jess8611

4 жыл бұрын

@@fridaymorning139 I think the test was to practice jumping into the water with his equipment on but he was scared of going doing it because he has troubles swimming. That's why the instructor said, "Believe it or not you was swimming."

11:52 this man has never smiled in his life

@gavinedwards4749

4 жыл бұрын

I chuckled at this comment

@ElRodriPR

Жыл бұрын

My grandfather XD

Ingresé a la Armada Nacional luego de pasar una tanda de reclutas, y fue la mejor experiencia que viví en toda mi vida que sin duda repetiría.

@Sapphiregamer8605

9 ай бұрын

Stolen comment but in another language.

"How did this happen drill sergeant" Drill sergeant: Because (laughs) you shot all the

German soldier: *uses the machine-gun in a precise manner* American soldier: YO, it's a machine-gun German soldier: haha, oke. *MACHINE-GUN GO BRRRRRRR*

@giorgiolarriva4814

4 жыл бұрын

Then the American remembers Omaha beach and now regrets telling the German that. .

@howlravensong3297

4 жыл бұрын

Machinegun goes: murica fuck yeah

@fetyrol7108

4 жыл бұрын

MACHINE GUN GO DO DO DO DO DO

@DaveSmith-cp5kj

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing is that he is aiming by tracers, not using sights. You can't shoot accurately unless you have a long burst to walk rounds on target since only like every 5 rounds have the trace. If you fire 2 round bursts, you are firing most of your rounds blindly. Plus the 50 cal needs volume of fire in order to be effective.

@isaacdepaula2103

3 жыл бұрын

"Precise manner" with a heavy machine gun, ok...

“It amazes me what McDonald’s could do”

@taquitobandito6054

3 жыл бұрын

*falls flat on his back*

@michael-gz3ty

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

@MaryJane-uo9sd

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't understand this at first. Lol

@alphagamerwolf1135

3 жыл бұрын

But the one thing they cant do is have a hecin working ice cream lachinr

@minecraftbuildings5369

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Americans in tank: better slow down kinda slippery | Russians: go faster comrade

The guys yelling items from McDonald’s while the dude climbs over the fence 😂😂😂

The Apache flying in the winter is a perfect representation of BF4 Pilots 6:54

@annhentaiuser6658

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *Nervous laughing*

@grootthetwig1229

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@MauveDash

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@anonymoushunter9808

4 жыл бұрын

Fractured Frame that tail whip was performed too low and since it endangered many civilians in the process the pilot got arrested.

@fracturedframe1462

4 жыл бұрын

@@anonymoushunter9808 damn that's really rough ngl RIP ti the pilot's job and oop to the endangered civis

The 2 grenade guys are definitely going to be bullet stoppers

@noldorwarrior7791

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!

@franksmith8210

4 жыл бұрын

Those are what we call POGS. They’ll never see the enemy.

@graysonvirtue4058

4 жыл бұрын

@@franksmith8210 or REMFs xD

@DontKnowGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Na, more than likely a computer guy or admin.

“Sargent I dropped my grenade over there sir”😂😂😂

During my conscription service in Finnish army I wen't through also a tear gas training like this in 5:22. Inside the container was our LT sipping coffee and laughing his ass off when was the time to remove our masks 😄

American - “It’s a machine gun!” German - “Ha ha, ok...” *WW2 Flashback*

I love how we’re all sitting on our butts laughing at people training their hardest

@britishsoldier1186

3 жыл бұрын

I am loving it.

@bobbilly712

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment while watching them have a chicken squeezed next to their ear

@jonmann4980

3 жыл бұрын

Lol we really don’t

@adalbertojorgeribeirocouti516

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, lose a granade is to train hard? Hahahahahahaha

@nippy7425

3 жыл бұрын

Adalberto Jorge Ribeiro Coutinho bruh moment

The chicken har me crying laughing! Lolol😂

14:56 I love how even the instructor cant help but laugh.. 7:01 "Oh, that's an impressive pilot" 7:16 "OH... That wasn't on purpose".

16:10 protect this man at all costs

@petrsvoboda3207

4 жыл бұрын

because he probably couldn't protect himself lmao

@waffles9771

4 жыл бұрын

Josuke part8 AHHHHHHH

@hr473

4 жыл бұрын

@@petrsvoboda3207 It was tactical explosion device placement mimimi :P

@sexmodtf2freepunjabinoviru162

4 жыл бұрын

He damn sure ain’t protecting himself😂

@jasonjaskey

4 жыл бұрын

I made that my ringtone LMAO

When that single lad took his mask off and recited his chant i got chills

@nc5460

4 жыл бұрын

where

@irstaxcollector6162

4 жыл бұрын

@@nc5460 5:19

@craigoakleygomme8492

3 жыл бұрын

What was making him choke?

@nmelody4414

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigoakleygomme8492 it's the tear gas I guess

@jeremy4046

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigoakleygomme8492 CS Gas sucks. I'd do basic all over if they left that part out.

Most impressive part of this video is the BMW right at the end. Car so safe a driver could have survived with little to no injury after the first collision with a freaking tank! Amazing!

"It's a machine gun!" LMAO!

That guy who spoke through the tear gas is a different breed

@888fuxfate2

3 жыл бұрын

Facts lol

@n0t_the_plague_doctor343

2 жыл бұрын

@Sumeyo Hassan bro he was 🤣🤣

@heribertocontreras3200

2 жыл бұрын

there was next to no gas in there

@loganc8054

2 жыл бұрын

CS gas, and it isn't that bad.

@_Shnoids_

2 жыл бұрын

I no n

3:45 “its a machine gun”. *smiles* “Oke” *WEHRMACHT INTENSIFIES*

@sogachew2368

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@luisreynoso9445

4 жыл бұрын

Had to dislike to leave at 69 😏

@Mako_Marshmallow

4 жыл бұрын

Big Boi copied comment

@bigboi9877

4 жыл бұрын

Lazor Wulf theres like 30 of those same comments lol. Chill the fuck out

My RESPECT FOR MY FELLOW SERVICE MEMBERS AND THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!

memories... nothing more than memories..

Girls when getting tased: "OW! OW! OW!" guys when getting tased: *singing*

@MrDylanButton

3 жыл бұрын

Miock painfull singing

@bluemicrobe7744

3 жыл бұрын

More like screaming

@miock3311

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluemicrobe7744 I'm talking about the one dude that was actually singing when he got tased

@dustykevin6329

3 жыл бұрын

More often reverse, that why it's in funny

@bluemicrobe7744

3 жыл бұрын

Miock oh okay still funny though

8:48 did anyone else noticed how easily that dude took the other out from the water with all the equipment and stuff like he weighted nothing??

@muhammadesguerra5352

3 жыл бұрын

"Its amazing what McDonald's can do"

@graphite7898

3 жыл бұрын

He's a Sarge for a reason, dudes probably very tough.

@CrizzyEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Not to underrate the guy's strength but it's easier to lift someone when they're suspended in water.

@TheTyphoon365

3 жыл бұрын

you don't weight as much when your floating in the water, and he dragged him out sliding on the rail, it's not as bad as it looks

@dkbroman

3 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not he was swimming

“Like they do in the movies RUN RUNNNN “😂😂😂😂

💁🏼‍♀️ and then there is me with my fresh set of acrylics on this screen tap tap tap 😂

Think it’s safe to say that helicopter pilot won’t be flying for a while or ever again😂

@masteryoda2772

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh maybe he's dead. That was a hard crash

@deskrazenia8206

4 жыл бұрын

master Yoda apparently other comments say that he survived unhurt

@justunique13

4 жыл бұрын

Deskra Zenia I was gonna say, I didn’t see it go up in flames, which would have been bad, he probably got out of it with whiplash, scrapes, and bruises

@beanieteamie7435

4 жыл бұрын

Not many people can say "I crashed an attack helicopter."

@slycoffy

4 жыл бұрын

@@beanieteamie7435 i met a firefighter who survived a helicopter crash