Army: "He's out of line, I'll fix that" Marines: "Haven't yelled at that guy in a while."

@feistydogger

5 жыл бұрын

a while = about 10 seconds

@jeremiahhamilton2555

5 жыл бұрын

The most relatable comment I've ever seen

@mahverick829

5 жыл бұрын

💯

@abuck7909

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why all the drill instructors sound like they have shredded vocal cords.

@veemusic1347

4 жыл бұрын

lmao!!

Marines: Yelling Army: Roasting

@deepfriedicecream576

4 жыл бұрын

Jose Hernandez shitty dfac>crayons

@LSPD1909

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jay60888 jose over here pack some PX shelves faster than any army bitch haha.

@justgivemegold5876

4 жыл бұрын

Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.

@echo5226

4 жыл бұрын

Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.

@mitchell1091

4 жыл бұрын

Noooo, Marines: absolute fuckin' hellfire Army: have some cake

US Army Drill Sergeants: High school bullies USMC Drill Instructors: Demons that escaped hell

@Devil_Dawg2k23

10 ай бұрын

U got 311 likes as in 0311-Rifleman

@user-oi9jd8rt3t

6 ай бұрын

"GET OVER HERE CRYBABY"

@HEY_Angry

3 ай бұрын

Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!” I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead. Agree with you 1000%. Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!

@jackdaugaard-hansen4512

3 ай бұрын

That’s why they are called devil dogs

@JamieCarter-wv8rp

3 ай бұрын

I beg to differ. My drill instructors were no bullies. They were bad ass......

US Army: Man, this sucks. USMC: I like the way this sucks! Special Forces: I wish it would suck more! Air Force: Boy, it sure sucks down there.

@cramking3085

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@janepatton8100

2 жыл бұрын

That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.* It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough". The special forces were never mentioned.

@PlaskiJakDeska

2 жыл бұрын

@@janepatton8100 You must be real fun at parties.

@janepatton8100

2 жыл бұрын

@@PlaskiJakDeska Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉. Party on!!!!

@Eadbhard

2 жыл бұрын

@@janepatton8100 The Special Forces are Army, idiot.

The Army: "We're going to guide you, but be rough." The Marines: "We're going to break your soul and prepare you for chaos."

@hemprope4326

4 жыл бұрын

*SEMPER FIDE BITCH*

@hamz5791

4 жыл бұрын

Which one is more effective?

@swedejohanson7739

4 жыл бұрын

Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal

@silentskull739

4 жыл бұрын

Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.

@swedejohanson7739

4 жыл бұрын

Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.

Fun fact: In their free time, USMC drill instructors scream at each other on the mirror for not screaming high enough

@yeetboi3286

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you can never be screamed at enough in the USMC I guess

@thaddiuskump3184

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeetboi3286 correct, there is never enough screaming

@dorkyanimations5

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@MorrisWilsonFvcks

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: most fun facts on the internet are not true.

@limeslyx-z9453

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, its fricking fun bro

I love how at 4:49 one of them stops roasting him and just starts screaming😂

@cateatingsushi4108

2 жыл бұрын

Poor souls

@williammckinney5213

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, it really do be like that.

@jraybay

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@SGAFISHING

Жыл бұрын

bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer

@nikm5575

Жыл бұрын

@@SGAFISHING true that, not laughing at other recruits getting slayed for no reason was the hardest thing

To be honest.. Marine corps drill instructors were some of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever been around. Just in a different way.. lmao Edit: quick example We were in first phase and a recruit would not scream for his life in Alpha co field area opposite side of where it faces the chow hall. The drill instructor took him aside and told him to “scream for his life” at the birds on the telephone line/poll. Said they wouldn’t let him leave until all the birds flew away. A couple hours later we were cleaning the barracks before bed and you could faintly hear this poor dude screaming for his life at these damn birds 😂

@plaguepandemic5651

2 ай бұрын

Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"

"DO you have a problem with me?" "Yes, Sergeant" Imagine if you said that in Marines bootcamp.

@CrypticSpook

7 жыл бұрын

James Denoia Not only would you be going home, you'd be going home in a box

@twomouse5572

7 жыл бұрын

"Do you have a problem with me!?" "Yes, Sergeant! We're do you get that dazzling eye-liner!" "Drill Sergeant *Blush*

@shadmandem918

7 жыл бұрын

Two Mouse That comment was perfect in almost every way.

@flux0841

7 жыл бұрын

Two Mouse HAHAAA what the fuck!?

@Unitoligist

7 жыл бұрын

TheCreepyGamer instructor not sergeant

Army: You better fix that private Marines: *Loud gibberish with extreme hand gestures*

@The68Fox

4 жыл бұрын

DOOM RAPTOR eventually you come to understand it 🤣

@derek9153

4 жыл бұрын

Nope. Gibberish to anyone who wasn’t there. If you were there, you didn’t want to be better.

@deandremartin1007

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂all marines Drill instructors do is yell..Army drill Sargents yell and grill ya ass like the 4th of July at the same time

@malikdavis2979

4 жыл бұрын

@@deandremartin1007 define yelling cause that first half was a lot of talking loud 😂😂😂

@markjenkins6424

4 жыл бұрын

Knife hands and murder fingers. Huh.

Us army drill sgt: "Im gonna be your mentor" Usmc drill instructor: *I ' M G O N N A B E Y O U R N I G H T M A R E*

@jasonfrost5025

2 жыл бұрын

They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.

@minhle2315

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonfrost5025 the whole point of marine boot camp is to break you down, then to build you back up so you don’t break under pressure

@WreckedRectum

11 ай бұрын

@@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.

Best line: “This Recruit needs to make a headcall Sir.” DI: “Do I look like I’m here for your goddamn needs!” 🤣🤣🤣 This is organized chaos at its finest. Semper Fidelis.

@volcomguy51

3 ай бұрын

“SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! NEEEEDSSSS!!!”

“Drill sergeants” Otherwise known as loud angry comedians

@jimmythecacodemon2397

4 жыл бұрын

Until they're in your face

@qwatsdat

4 жыл бұрын

Drill instructor. Drill sergeants are for the army.

@magg5776

4 жыл бұрын

No she’s correct, she’s talking about the army

@therogueadmiral

4 жыл бұрын

Having graduated from army bct about 2 weeks ago (on hbl, its almost over!) This is scarily accurate.

@magg5776

4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations friend

"Why'd you put that gun together so fast private?!" "Because you told me to drill sergeant."

@zachfolmar4632

7 жыл бұрын

You gon be a goddamn general one day you know that Private Gump!

@cameronii5979

7 жыл бұрын

*death

@BlayneBenoit

7 жыл бұрын

+Unknown Person it was auto correct

@gregorygsr7222

7 жыл бұрын

+Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix

@UnentitledAmerican

7 жыл бұрын

GODDAMNIT GUMP, you're a Goddamn Genius.

4:40 how the third DI swoops in just to literally scream in his ear would make me die laughing

@iiatargetanalyst3046

Жыл бұрын

And you laugh no more; because DI render you permanently silent

@johnstreet1812

8 ай бұрын

Trust me, you would not. Have to be there.

@torut65

Ай бұрын

He sensed a disturbance and spawned 😂

I love how when you think the marine drill sergeants are getting on a man bad, another one comes flying out of nowhere to get in on it.

@staff72

Ай бұрын

There are no Drill Sergeant’s in the Marine Corps..

@kadinconway8401

Ай бұрын

@@staff72 Did you understand the core message? Good, then go be a nuisance somewhere else.

I love when the two Marine DI’s are feeding on that poor soul and a third one smelled blood in the water and shuffled on over

@SonsOfMars.

4 жыл бұрын

Then a 4th 😂😂

@Raven27495

4 жыл бұрын

*National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.

@Raven27495

4 жыл бұрын

@Morgan Freeman Lol thank you

@christytaylor5554

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raven27495 couldn't have said it any better, perfect description.

@FPSDrifter

3 жыл бұрын

Zombies in Left 4 Dead be like:

"Got a blue suitcase, looks like he's goin' on vacation" LOL

@coljam21

4 жыл бұрын

I know I couldn't stop laughing. Imagine showing up to Paris Island or MCRD San Diego with that! LOL 🤣

@rykehuss3435

4 жыл бұрын

Shirl See What are you laughing at woman, you would be destroyed in 5 seconds and sent home a mess

@Topic_____542

4 жыл бұрын

0:58 Especially with the happy music playing lol

@joseleal4876

4 жыл бұрын

“Got a blue suitcase, thought he was going on vacation”...

@isaiah169

4 жыл бұрын

1:02

I've got nothing but respect and admiration for the instructors I had during BMT. Those men made me into a man that had the strength, knowledge, and tenacity to survive war and life. Nothing but respect. To those of you reading this who are going to join just know these men and women have your best interest and our countries best interest at heart. Take what they say seriously, it might just save your life one day.

I attended Army basic in '71. I attended Marine boot in '86 (I turned 35 at MCRD San Diego.) Army drill sergeants went home after supper and recruits had time to smoke, joke and get their gear together for tomorrow. Marine drill instructors are with you 24/7 and the mind games never stop. I can attest to the fact that Marine boot was tougher than Army basic, but both were tough. Never never never call a drill instructor a drill sergeant! Ask me how I know that.

@iiatargetanalyst3046

Жыл бұрын

Because DI works for a living? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Army: Medium Difficultly Marines: “You will not survive” Difficulty

@adox1526

4 жыл бұрын

flashdrive09 airforce: peaceful difficulty

@theyedmeister6981

4 жыл бұрын

Nancy: Custom difficulty

@Antonio-tl9qx

4 жыл бұрын

Now imagine the navy seals

@adox1526

4 жыл бұрын

Busy Poptart true.. Navy Seals: Game crashed difficulty

@frankparker8850

4 жыл бұрын

ADOX not true, the Royal Air Force training is one of the hardest

Army DS: "You want to handle your business?...Go ahead handle it." Marine DI: "Kahbuawhahalinkijn do you understand!!!"

@specialk9424

5 жыл бұрын

Marine DI: Do you understand, scream "aye sir!" SCREAM!! SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Scootertin

5 жыл бұрын

Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.

@nolancruzsmith

5 жыл бұрын

Recruit: “YES SIR”

@ladonnagauchat6428

4 жыл бұрын

@@nolancruzsmith NO ITS SIR YES SIR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. SAY IT OPEN YOU DAMN MOUTH

@OffRadarPro_3768

4 жыл бұрын

Bullshit!!!! ..... You don't scare me..... Work on it!!!!

For all the dudes who think they would just"punch a di if he got in my face" you have no idea how much fear that hat puts in your body 😂

@schnozz87

Жыл бұрын

Seems to me the hat angle is crucial.The further the hat is tipped forward, the scarier the DI.

@sonracky8500

Жыл бұрын

Why do you want to punch a man who does his job and cares about your health,your own good and surviving?

@AlwaysDazed

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who says that says that until they are face to face with a DI or DS, and the 5 other ones with him begging him to do it. Then reality sets in.

@acrazysheepdog1555

10 ай бұрын

The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.

@DV-zv4ox

4 ай бұрын

Why would you punch someone you damn well know has extensive military training, including hand-to-hand combat?

Army: Concerned and very disappointed but compassionate father Marines: Very enthusiastic Personal Trainer

imagine if Gordon Ramsey was a drill instructor...

@bman4099

8 жыл бұрын

THIS MRE IS FUCKING RAW

@JuanRamirez-eb6ck

8 жыл бұрын

bruhhhhhh

@voidme457

8 жыл бұрын

+bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.

@billlam7756

8 жыл бұрын

+James D He would sound like a fucking pirate, ARGGGGGGGGG hahaha

@psuedosect9287

8 жыл бұрын

I CAN FUCKINF BAKE A CAKE IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO RUN 3 MILES GIVE ME 25

Army after boot camp: wow about time MARINES: *Severe PTSD*

@johnnybravo515

5 жыл бұрын

PTSD after boot camp is def. right.

@Scootertin

5 жыл бұрын

Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.

@nolancruzsmith

5 жыл бұрын

Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.

@Truelies0630

4 жыл бұрын

Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant

@trevorquips8582

4 жыл бұрын

@@Truelies0630 depends on how early they are in bootcamp, after phase 1 they are, well should be more respectable, and disciplined, it just depends

Army: Best father anyone could have. Marines: Abusive alcoholic father that I never had.

4:57 The most calm I've seen from the USMC.

The “aye aye sir” thing is so drilled in your brain. I remember hearing our guide during bootcamp mutter it in his sleep when I was on fire watch 😂

@jaya6765

4 жыл бұрын

No way 💀

@lad2987

4 жыл бұрын

bruhh

@stvilkolesbill3061

4 жыл бұрын

Most recruits from bootcamp scream ay ay sir in there sleep ! Fire watch be freaking out when they hear that shit 😂😂😂

@weigand441

4 жыл бұрын

Evan for real though. I remember waking up guys to take post on firewatch and they’d start screaming “aye aye sir” all confused and shit

@RacksAnonymous

4 жыл бұрын

Same in the navy 😂

"Shut the fuck up when you are talking to me!"

@treymoney2549

6 жыл бұрын

Where was the time I didn’t hear it

@capricorn3d828

6 жыл бұрын

SHUUUTT UUUUPPPPP SSHUUUUUUT UUUUUPPP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

@charlesa6142

6 жыл бұрын

AiErudito __-_-__ SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!!

@rigbonetv7743

6 жыл бұрын

Y'all be quiet I can't see!

@yorickaname9475

6 жыл бұрын

+ Rigbone TV Rigbone TV I closed my eyes so I can't hear you.

It’s been 42 years since I went through Basic Training and AIT with the same Army Drill Sergeants and I remember and respect each one to this day for they truly helped made me the man I’m am today for all my Drill Sergeants fought in Vietnam. I will do it all over again if I could. I love the Army especially my Army Drill Sergeants for they were the BEST 🇺🇸❤️👍🏽😀🙏🏽

When you are a body builder, you're body are shredded, when you are marine corps drill instructor, your vocal cord can absolutely destroy any existence in this planet.

Army: hey something's wrong, this guy needs to behave correctly Marines: *DEATH METAL STARTS PLAYING*

@aridicaexmontaudon1296

4 жыл бұрын

A7x critical acclaim

@waluigisbean3148

4 жыл бұрын

@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger of a song

@robgyanisu312

3 жыл бұрын

No: _Swing Low, Sweet Chariot_ plays when dealing with USMC Drill instructors! Oh, and a word of advice: *DO NOT* call them "drill sergeants"!

@vanderwallstronghold8905

3 жыл бұрын

Doom OST starts playing. Remember Doom Slayer was originally a marine.

@shaneh1872

3 жыл бұрын

@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger

After Army: Self esteem level -100 After Marines: severe PTSD

@YonjiBrando

4 жыл бұрын

The good thing is they will help them without screaming into their B.O zone

@MaynardFreek

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up under a dishonorable discharged marine and I almost didn't survive

@0311tard

3 жыл бұрын

John Holifield wait so your dad was dishonorably discharged and you joined? Is that what you’re saying

@MrStaybrown

3 жыл бұрын

My coworkers brother in law has PTSD from serving in the air force and never been in combat. Hmmm. What traumatized him?

@ChristofRomould

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty

“I’m here for your god damn needs!” 😂😂 Shit had me rollin

In ‘69 I came within 1 line of being drafted into the Marines. In Army Basic the cadre were all Airborne Rangers with multiple Nam tours. 1 per platoon and 1 troop pusher (also AR and Nam vet) waiting for discharge. My MSG was senior, had 3 Silver Stars (senior man left-should have been unit award, psychotic break, earned it). My pusher also had a Silver Star earned in a psychotic break. They didn’t have to yell. When they spoke we listened. “If you get sent to a unit where you need to know how to march, they’ll teach you. Not all of you will draw combat MOS, but that doesn’t mean you won’t go to Nam and get into deep s**t. We’ll try to give you tips that will improve your chances of survival…some aren’t taught in Advanced Infantry Training unless you get lucky.” Over the years since then I have read articles indicating that the primary/duty MOS of many Marine DI’s aren’t combat arms, probably because they need more than 1 per platoon I guess.

I love how marine corps drill instructors always sound like they lost their voice but at the same time you can hear them perfectly

@lyndonmoore6286

2 жыл бұрын

Frog voice, saves your vocal cords a lil, not much but it helps.

@handlesarecringe957

2 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine they're sucking on cough drops half the time when the recruits aren't looking

@rockywake9235

2 жыл бұрын

I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english

@ephemispriest8069

2 жыл бұрын

They don't sound like they have lost their voice. They HAVE lost their voice.

@meyou41

2 жыл бұрын

Burn in hell for using niv

Army : Dad Marines : Drunk Uncle-

@ZanOGAL

7 жыл бұрын

kasra khatir air force-mom navy-gay brother coast guard- baby tht was put up for abortion

@cloroxbleach4321

7 жыл бұрын

kasra khatir are the marines going to touch me too

@kitkat4189

7 жыл бұрын

kasra khatir show some respect you god damn curry mucher. a marine could have you on your back within an inch of your life in seconds!

@annon25

7 жыл бұрын

well i guess the uncle saw some shit

@tomtobin1499

7 жыл бұрын

Golden Touch reminds me of my drunk uncle

Here’s the original Army video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6CutKitpZy4grA.html

My drill sergeant was a great man. He changed my life. That was almost 20 years ago

"brought a blue suitcase.....thought he was going on vacation" best part

@respectfullymagi4100

6 жыл бұрын

Rick Grimes I knowww lmaoo

@LouJNT

6 жыл бұрын

Rick Grimes that happened to me except my bag was a little smaller, I remember the first thing they said was "oh look we got a lawyer here"

@intelligenceservices

5 жыл бұрын

eleven up and three down, eight up like a soup sandwich

@bornadog777

5 жыл бұрын

"Sergeant kelly..." Hold up... I know a sergeant with a similar last name

@freedom2137

4 жыл бұрын

@@LouJNT that's fucking gold

Marine DI: He's scared of heights, I know he's scared of heights Me: Never, let a drill instructor know you're scared of heights, never

@neth7826

3 жыл бұрын

They're gonna hang him from one leg upside down off a heli next

@burtmacklin8954

3 жыл бұрын

Did that at the crucible. And my DI made me go on every high obstacle first and made sure we did it. Fun times

@FumblsTheSniper

2 жыл бұрын

Also never say the word “Need” or in any way display any normal human emotion besides fear.

@charleneclark731

2 жыл бұрын

@@FumblsTheSniper whoa whoa whoa not even fear once they now you have fear they push it so dont even show fear

@FumblsTheSniper

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleneclark731 fair

4:48 halfway through that he sounded like he gave up on words and just went to screaming AHHH AHHH

Us army drill: sarcasm and hatred powered by nicotine and energy drinks Us marine drill: pure rage, combined with insanity and busted vocal cords

@elevenb6967

Жыл бұрын

You have no idea what you're talking about. This much is clear. Wow!

@thiksnicker1664

Жыл бұрын

@elevenb6967 Says the one so hooah his username is his mos

@elevenb6967

Жыл бұрын

@@thiksnicker1664 That's an adorable comeback. Bravo! Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.

4:40 Oh look there's a direction he isn't being yelled from, I shall assist my fellow DI's

@cameronlancaster7596

4 жыл бұрын

TimStamper underrated comment 😂😂😂

@casartherandom3010

4 жыл бұрын

TimStamper he’s like that looks like so much fun tbh

@isaiah169

4 жыл бұрын

TimStamper Ok

@schnozz87

4 жыл бұрын

Lol he was in there, no messing!

@Oof_2nd

3 жыл бұрын

That poor fella...

After basic training Army: wow that was hard Marines: now has PTSD

@tabletoppainter7390

4 жыл бұрын

Why u complaining when U.S military is nothing more than a joke fucking mercenaries

@arthurmorgan4952

4 жыл бұрын

Tabletop Painter your the joke around wanna be ass bitch

@tabletoppainter7390

4 жыл бұрын

@@arthurmorgan4952 no ur not my type and you could not even take care of a wet dream

@tabletoppainter7390

4 жыл бұрын

Why the excuses. Make the crime do the time

@arthurmorgan4952

4 жыл бұрын

Tabletop Painter says the 40 year old virgin who has no clue what hes talking about how about you take your pathetic ass back to your mothers basement

I never screamed at a private. I used a loud command voice. There is a huge difference. For one, I only lost my voice the time I got strep throat.

drill sgt: "are you ready?!" recruit: "no" drill sgt: "ok so what your going to do is your gonna jump on the tower"

@jordanharrison8769

2 жыл бұрын

That's pretty accurate. Mine "dropped" me. I was trying to L out on the tower and he was holding slack, then he dropped the slack all at once and I had to catch myself on the tower.

My uncle told me his Drill Sgt. once said to a Pvt.: "I'm here to teach you how to shoot and kill, discipline is something your mom should've gave you" 😂

@JDoubleD-MAX

3 жыл бұрын

Our drill instructors in the Marine Corps told us our mothers should have swallowed us

@sneed7123

2 жыл бұрын

lmao that's great.

@austinperezgk1

2 жыл бұрын

Love the In Utero pfp

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that sounds about right.

@MarcillaSmith

2 жыл бұрын

Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next. Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.

Army "look I'm here to help you succeed, we can be friends." Marines "......... Your world is burning to the ground, and I'm using your ashes to make my own....."

@Wabbaaajack

5 жыл бұрын

you cannot be friends with an Army DS, lmao

@ReformedSooner24

5 жыл бұрын

Army seems more like “I’m here to make a solider out of you. We can do that the easy way or the hard way.

@joeye7518

5 жыл бұрын

That's why one DS challenged a private to a fight right? That would scare me more than a grown man dancing around saying lord knows what.

@masquerade3852

5 жыл бұрын

Idk what you see in videos but when the cams arent around they are not friends

@nathansmith2422

5 жыл бұрын

My Senior Drill Sargent would smoke the fuck out of anyone who tried to be buddies with him, but I also went to Ft Benning so

Being a junior marine and seeing this video 4:40 this makes me happy

36 years later and what Drill Sergeant Rogish and Drill Sergeant Stonebreaker taught us is permanently engrained in my memory. (Yes, that is their real names.😆) I still do some of my morning routine based on what was (drilled) into us, at E-4-3, Ft. Dix, NJ. GO ARMY!

Recruit: I'm going to jump! DS: Dont do it! DI: DO A FLIP!!

@bigbat5430

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@sergeantrhymespitter

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaaaa

@jabbrothebulk1358

4 жыл бұрын

SI: MOTIVATE ME TO FUCKIN JUMP

@simonsamson9967

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@monkeysgame172

3 жыл бұрын

No it's DI: I, I, I, ITS THIS RECRUIT, NOW FACE, PUSHUPS.

Army: "Don't worry I will help you" Marine: If you don't do this within 10 minutes, I swear to God ill make sure you don't have children"

@rykehuss3435

6 жыл бұрын

Army: "Too easy, dont worry I got you. PLATOON ATTENHOOHHH HALF RIGHT HUUOOOOHH FRONT REST LEANING POSITION AUUHGHH IN CADENCE, EXERCISE"

@LethalByChoice

6 жыл бұрын

xD

@treybands881

6 жыл бұрын

Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂

@yorickaname9475

6 жыл бұрын

+QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.

@treybands881

6 жыл бұрын

Yorick Aname I️ don’t care about my grammar on a fuckin KZread comment dawg shut up

4:40 😂 i love how the 3rd drill sergent join the conversations

I remember a recruit cried after being yelled at. We were marching on recruit Highway, and the DI stopped our formation and yelled for every passing platoon to look at the cryer. It was probably the most humiliating thing I’ve ever seen.

Army: We’re here to help you become heroes! Marines: QUAJSNSBSFBJDIFBRIDU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!

@keatonspence9306

4 жыл бұрын

AYA QYAY SIR FDJDNDJ

@idek6652

4 жыл бұрын

AYE SIR!

@joeyduese6638

4 жыл бұрын

GOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

@nonyabiz9487

3 жыл бұрын

so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said

@okpotimark5139

3 жыл бұрын

buzz Haha lol😆

The Marines are acting nicer than usual, probably trying to seem like that for the cameras

@MattDaBoneless

2 жыл бұрын

For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.

@Zionist654

2 жыл бұрын

@@MattDaBoneless Were you in Boot Camp?

@MattDaBoneless

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zionist654 of course I was. All 13 weeks of it plus months of training afterwards. Fun times. 😵‍💫

@MattDaBoneless

2 жыл бұрын

That was over 2 decades ago tho.

@jariida3609

2 жыл бұрын

@@MattDaBoneless going boot camp next year October can you give me some tips?

Just graduated 4/15 Parris Island. Best 5 month nightmare of my life. Oorah.

I absolutely adored all my platoon’s drill sergeants during basic. I still miss them sometimes. Yeah they yelled at me, but after the first few weeks you really developed a camaraderie and rapport with them. Basic was pretty fun, all things considered.

4:49 No one: ..... Absolutely no one: ..... Drill Instructor: "WOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOO!!!"

@sieannabarber8131

4 жыл бұрын

Quincyyyyyy😭😂

@915locust915

4 жыл бұрын

He's saying "Scream, Scream!" Telling him to scream ay ay sir

@MrMedo421

4 жыл бұрын

@@sieannabarber8131 r

@logicallyfallacious4151

4 жыл бұрын

FegoMLG r

@thatonerandomflyingpig4949

4 жыл бұрын

BKAAAAA BKAAAAAA

Recruit: *breathes* 4:40 happens

@supermasterfighter

5 жыл бұрын

No joke lmao

@Scootertin

5 жыл бұрын

Shoot you think that’s a joke but nah that happens lol

@spencerwhited3334

4 жыл бұрын

He didnt report his post

@downfromkentuckeh

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the third guy runs in, and just starts screaming kills me haha

@diegodelizsoto

4 жыл бұрын

Guy who thought the marines were like his jrotc class

Love this video. The first half is so funny and the second half is so heart felt of the discipline being taught.

@jordanharrison8769

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing is being taught. The Marines in this video are just being psychos.

@gordonparker1478

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanharrison8769 Good observation of nothing is being taught. You are observing reinforcement of what has already been taught. That is how discipline is learned. You learn how to perform under pressure. This is not a beauty contest, lol 😆

@jordanharrison8769

2 жыл бұрын

@@gordonparker1478 if that’s the case then it’s fine. But from what I’ve seen this is day one shit. You have drills going absolutely bat shit throwing duffles at screaming at privates or whatever the fuck the marines call them, recruits. I got no issues with the black Marine that sounded like his vocal chords snapped talking about port arms, or the ones talking shot about the pizza box, or really the majority of it. But day one shark attacks over nothing where you have incoherent yelling and alternating and conflicting messages doesn’t teach anything. You wanna pt someone till they die so be it, you wanna scream orders at someone 2 feet away as long as they are coherent, reasonable, lawful and manageable I got no problem with that. This video made the army look pretty soft and those drills were pretty nice for the camera as I believe that was a news deal on recruiting, but they did get one thing right, Army is about teaching you first. And not just screaming for intimidating effect. I at least respected my Drill Sargents. Theres only a few marines in that video who would be respected after training

1:02 "Got a blue suitcase thought he was going on vacation." I'm dead! 😂

@gravitykat714

6 жыл бұрын

Army drill sergeants be having s me funny one liners

@bustabusta8720

6 жыл бұрын

IDONTCAREWHO hats what army boot camp is nothing but a vacation

@raquelr8775

6 жыл бұрын

Same, but that would be me lol.

@BIGDAWG91331

6 жыл бұрын

IDONTCAREWHO 😂

@christiandj50

6 жыл бұрын

This... Isn't Hawaii...

4:40 is such an underrated moment 😂😂😂 2 DI chewing his ass out and then another guy shows up 😂😂😂😂 then a 4th creeping up 😂😂😂😂😂

@iannordin5250

4 жыл бұрын

I would not be able to take that seriously tbh

@gabbyn.3049

4 жыл бұрын

@@iannordin5250 all about building a soldier.

@formangrilling111

4 жыл бұрын

I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂

@ellisjackson3355

4 жыл бұрын

@@formangrilling111 lol breathe from your ears

@crywolfrecords1514

4 жыл бұрын

It's meant to teach you how to keep your bearing under extreme stress conditions.

Shit was so funny when the Marines came on there wasn’t even audio it was just that music and the senseless movements that instill panic and fear

Dude the more videos I see about USMC boot camp, all the yelling, intense training…it only motivates me to join them quicker.

Army: Hug your bag. gonna be the last thing you hug for a while Marines: *literal barking*

@u-shanks4915

2 жыл бұрын

Earrape

6:08"This recruit needs..." *(Faint Distance)* "Needs?" *(Closer)* "Neeeds?!" *(Inside His Skull)* "NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?! NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?!"

@justinhafner12383

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I made that same mistake in boot camp 😂

@IAmHereForeve

5 жыл бұрын

Thats when find out that there are no needs in life...

@TheGenelive

5 жыл бұрын

This recruit request permission to......

@100lilmichaeljordan

4 жыл бұрын

Yōkai nah man he’s fed up he’s contemplating if the white hat and the shiny shoes is worth it😂😂😂

@Shawnmiller1903

4 жыл бұрын

NEEEEEEEEEEEDS

War has no manners. Thanks to our Military leaders. Keep teaching our husbands, wives, our sons and daughters. It's not the mall. It's war.

It just brings me the conclusion of my question. Who's your daddy? The Marine corps sir.

Army: they think “the drill sergeant is here to yell at me.” but that’s not what it is Marines: yep we’re there to yell at them

@thaddiuskump3184

3 жыл бұрын

Marines: Haha scream go AHHHHHH

@boz8761

Жыл бұрын

Marines: *glances around* "I'm not even a Drill, I just saw then yelling at some boot and joined in cuz I had an extra 5 minutes."

*Marine D.I. Has Entered The Chat* - - - *Vocal Chords Have Left The Chat*

@hemprope4326

4 жыл бұрын

Funny enough they have this crazy technique that lets them yell as much as they want without damaging their vocal chords.

@harpseal9234

3 жыл бұрын

Yay im the 3 hundredth like 🙌 XD

@thaddiuskump3184

3 жыл бұрын

@@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new

@johnnyblack3676

3 жыл бұрын

My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?

@silerwiler1585

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta yell with your chest

Y'know it's a lot scarier off screen when no one's got a fucking phone

That 'need to make a head call' scene is so fucking funny. Oh, the memories.

Imagine a 8 year old and a drill seargent in a roast war

@94crx31

5 жыл бұрын

you'd need to put the 8 year old in therapy after that lmao

@silviocastell8889

5 жыл бұрын

The drill sargeant adopts his ass

@sizlakc6082

5 жыл бұрын

Let's put a fortnite player against a drill sergeant now

@mercsan117

5 жыл бұрын

Drill sergeant would lose imo. They aren't even scary....

@sizlakc6082

5 жыл бұрын

@@mercsan117 but their insults are

I literally died of laughter when that 3rd marine DI came outta nowhere and Rick Flair’d that recruit.

@50buttfish

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't even part of that training platoon; DIs are like that, just show up out of nowhere and start yelling.

@WO1Josh

2 жыл бұрын

Smelled blood in the water!

@robert_5974

Жыл бұрын

@@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.

Marine are legit killing machines I’m a marine and the discipline that was installed into me by my DRILL INSTRUCTOR! No calm talk. Constant screaming. I could never ask for a better main to look up to.

I can't with the marines they look so energetic n hyped, literally so many things going on. Literal chaos 😭

some great metal vocalists coming out of the Corp...

@toogudd4dis

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Jones sometimes they lose their voice

@beaushade142

4 жыл бұрын

Alot of torn vocal cords and vocal cord scarring. They need to learn how to yell better.

@andrewheitmeyer4710

4 жыл бұрын

When I was in recruit training at mcrd san diego in 09 I used to imagine death metal playing behind their screaming at times. My receiving drill instructor was a tall and skinny 6'8 but had the most aggressive and natural voice, he didnt even need to scream it was just natural haha. Sgt. Garcia, I'll never forget that dude.

@rizqibayumantari6769

4 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor's voice from slipknot would fit for DI.

I lost it when three drill ssrgents are yelling in this dude's face and the one on the right starts screaming

@tomleso1456

6 жыл бұрын

I just got done with army BCT and at one point there was five drill Sgts. yelling in one dudes face lol

@288theabe

6 жыл бұрын

It's like a pack of wolves. Once one howls, all the others join in. Once on drill sergeant yells at a recruit, all the others join in lol

@marcelosalinas1825

6 жыл бұрын

Scytar if you're talking about the Marine Corps part those are drill instructors not Sergeants

@tomleso1456

6 жыл бұрын

288theabe you right!

@smartin4052

6 жыл бұрын

Scytar if they're deaf before they go off to war that's somehow beneficial duhhh

For many of these brothers it truly is the end of the world. God bless them & i pray they receive all the training they will need in order to overcome.

4:45 “And that’s when the attack comes not from the front, but from the side.”-Jurassic Park

Army: "We're not here to scream at recruits" Marines: *literally screaming* 4:49

@snillum5004

3 жыл бұрын

I was that recruit

@snillum5004

3 жыл бұрын

Thats me in the video

@XDlosDominicans

3 жыл бұрын

@@snillum5004 Oh man, that must have been fun hahaha

@b_f_d_d

3 жыл бұрын

@@snillum5004 god damn

@lkb08

3 жыл бұрын

@@snillum5004 you don’t have to lie to try and make yourself look cool, it actually makes yourself look more lame

4:41, pretty much every COD server voice chat.

@Thenextworldwar

7 жыл бұрын

Where *do* you people find these servers? No, seriously, most servers I've played on are dead silent.

@pazuzu6589

7 жыл бұрын

Thenextworldwar There is no forced gamechat in BOIII that's why you don't hear as many people.

@Thenextworldwar

7 жыл бұрын

That goes for every COD game I've ever played. Sure, there have been a few, but most of the time it's quiet.

@pazuzu6589

7 жыл бұрын

Thenextworldwar you play on PS?

@Thenextworldwar

7 жыл бұрын

I've played on PC, PS3, PS4 and Xbox 360.

Way I see it, army prepares you for war, the marine corp prepares you for chaos

I swear at 4:44 he just thought to himself “oh hey they’re yelling at someone I gotta get in on that”

@FattsMcGee

5 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what they do. It’s all part of breaking down the civilian and building a soldier. Also makes it really fucking stressful

@shawntillson7041

5 жыл бұрын

Capt. Badger that's what it is.! Loud noise yelling and confusion to prepare your mind to stay steady and focused while protecting our great country.!! Sounds crazy but it works.!! When you've been through hell once, the second time is a walk in the park.!!😉👍👍

@SkyRipper73

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly how it was. Once I became a Marine my drill instructor was talking to us than he hear a recruit getting blasted he said he would be back and left to join in.

@leonchok784

5 жыл бұрын

@@FattsMcGee building a soldier? Dude..... That's building a US Marine.

@FattsMcGee

5 жыл бұрын

Shen Yean Chok hahaha you’re right. Lemme correct myself, “breaking down the civilian and building up an absolute killing machine.”

This makes me want to clean my apartment.

@Allmotorzl1

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha tell me about it I felt like joining just hearing them.

@angelirizarry2666

8 жыл бұрын

It's 9pm and I'm about to clean the floors and my room

@therealfestus2472

8 жыл бұрын

this want to make you work so you wont have to live this.

@acm1pt374

8 жыл бұрын

+Zak St-amant Nobody has to. It's a choice. Some are just given the better option.

@Technoplayground1

8 жыл бұрын

+Senator .SmellyPants don't worry, I get the reference.

Seeing my drill instructor in this video brought back the memories😂

Army: Gives an order. USMC: LITERAL EARRAPE

I think that the WWE should hire Marine drill instructors to write promos for the wrestlers. Some of the stuff they say is just too priceless.

@Knightwolf1994

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't Sergeant Slaughter a Marine?

@joeljohnson6137

2 жыл бұрын

@@Knightwolf1994 Attention.. HEY MAGGET!!!!

Army - Dad Marines - Gym Teacher that marries your mom Airforce - Grandma Navy - the brother everyone thinks is gay Coast guard - the adopted one

@Caboose117

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment lmao

@cbecks2051

5 жыл бұрын

America- the incest gay brother

@memeprez1281

5 жыл бұрын

Coast gaurd DI's are no joke bruh dont disrespect them

@angusdubois4736

5 жыл бұрын

Fresh outta boot camp some RDC's are fucking walking devils.

@bagman1103

5 жыл бұрын

but whos the mom

The Marine DI finger pointing in your face gesture stays with them for life.

The best video i’ve ever watched about doctrine.

I'm a retired U.S Marine that damn training kept me and my buddies alive while in Iraq!

@storieswithwes

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service, I’m going to MEPS next week to get qualified for the Marines, I’m excited yet nervous.

@jistraining

2 жыл бұрын

@@storieswithwes How did it go man?

@_Cato_

Жыл бұрын

@@jistraining He ded

@epicnessproductionsllc.7638

Жыл бұрын

@@_Cato_ facts. No response is the right response

@ryanwatts2880

Жыл бұрын

Semper Fi

4:49 My man done transformed into a bird for a moment. 💀💀

@ryanilopan229

4 жыл бұрын

They all dead shake there hands around to get the reactions going too 👍🏻

@JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton

3 жыл бұрын

A demonic one

@ajaimes3832

3 жыл бұрын

Christian Vennemann that’s what I was thinking😂😂

@rolandpowell7718

3 жыл бұрын

3:55 he be flapping like a bird

@snillum5004

3 жыл бұрын

I was that recruit in the video its called frog voice all marines have it

3:00 “close your dang on mouth “😂

“YOUR BACK ARE” “STRAIGHT” brings back memories

Army: Screams at you horribly. Marines: Same thing but with COCAIN!!

@WorldsMilitaryHistory

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Tate *COCAINE

4:45 when accidentally cut in front of a group of girls in Starbucks

@89Kele

7 жыл бұрын

Kieran Foster lmao

@thestoryofmylife4817

7 жыл бұрын

The Reasonable Nazarene *white girls* Black girls would be McDonald's or KFC . Get your stereotypes right . Gahhh 🙄😂

@jormundheimvissa7319

7 жыл бұрын

😂 i can't breath !! ahahahahah

@aseckofficial958

7 жыл бұрын

lmfaoo 😂😂

@tammycarver4494

7 жыл бұрын

That is true af