I miss the good ole days when i didn’t think half the country was in a cult.

@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513

12 күн бұрын

Couldn’t agree with you more. So many have forgotten about Jim Jones-just drink the Kool-Aid…

@phampton16

12 күн бұрын

Absolutely 💯🇺🇸💙💙💙

@slevenkelevra3813

12 күн бұрын

It is said in a book that in the end people "will suffer a great delusion."

@TheBibleSkeptic

12 күн бұрын

@@slevenkelevra3813 You mean, that other cult's book?

@deamonsead

12 күн бұрын

​@@TheBibleSkepticfitting username. this what you do for fun? lol

Four Native Indian tribes in South Dakota (Noem the lunatic's home state), banned her from coming anywhere near their reservations even before puppygate broke...smart people!

@pierrojules

12 күн бұрын

When is she up for reelection in South Dakota?

@collinswisher6566

11 күн бұрын

@@pierrojules Next election she won’t be able to run because of term limits. That day can’t come soon enough. Through I doubt her replacement will be any better.

@miapdx503

11 күн бұрын

If only the rest of the nation had that option!

@user-ms3jz7ub7n

11 күн бұрын

@@collinswisher6566 Oh you're absolutely right! No wonder she wants that VP job so badly! Guess she kinda shot herself in the foot with all these awful self proclaimed revelations in her memoir...RIP Cricket.

@sangeet9100

11 күн бұрын

They learned it the hard way to keep idiots with guns away

Mere fines for all the broken gag orders are an insult to all Americans who clung to the fiction that the system was still working and there was still some semblance of law and order. Openly pissing in our faces and telling us it's rain.

@OneAdam12Adam

10 күн бұрын

I agree

The real trial is in November. Focus up. And let's get it done.

@PallSall

10 күн бұрын

U mean trump2024...?

@milesmcmillan-kr6ti

8 күн бұрын

​o culty

Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace.

@irandude1655

12 күн бұрын

Well, she is a proud Christian, and that’s just the way they do life. Very normal Christian indeed.

@maxspeed57

12 күн бұрын

A puppy, a goat, and 3 horses. And that was just one day. Good thing none of her kids acted up that day.

@phampton16

12 күн бұрын

Absolutely agree 💯💯🇺🇸💙💙💙

@Alex-zi1nb

12 күн бұрын

And only a fake rancher/dog owner thinks a 14 month puppy is untrainable

@chucktheperson1063

12 күн бұрын

So what your saying is, she's a perfect match for Trump.

"Kristi Noem claims to be a 'child pastor' - what does that even mean? Can't imagine entrusting her with children, much less a dog. It's baffling how she's a governor.

@Therealtruthsocial

12 күн бұрын

A "child Pastor" who met Kim Jong Un. It's called making stuff up as you go along!

@jillschwab7539

12 күн бұрын

If she murders puppies imagine what she might do kids she didn't like

@jpdemer5

12 күн бұрын

@@jillschwab7539 "He was untrainable, and I had to make a hard decision."

@ColorMeConfused29

12 күн бұрын

She refers to children as "little tyrants." What kind of Sunday School was SHE running?

@notsure1969

12 күн бұрын

She takes the bad kids out behind the church to "meet their maker".

That B comparing Sunday school kids to a murderous dictator?🙄🤦

Ghhaaad! Noem is a REAL POLITICIAN! Lies straight to your face by NOT answering a direct question.

She was asked a direct question and refused to answer it truthfully. Need you know more?

@brianclark9110

11 күн бұрын

promote her to press secretary

@richardhowlett4097

11 күн бұрын

She must have attended Trump uni to give such a straight answer.

@dmaextraordinaire8205

11 күн бұрын

Well, we know who she’s been taking lessons from! lol

@artbargra

11 күн бұрын

Just like the other VP candidate, evading answering to whether he would accept any election result, like Neo dodging bullets. It's unbelievable how they behave, and how many people trust them. I would not trust any current Republican with a lemonade stand.

@sangeet9100

11 күн бұрын

"...I'm not going to talk about specific leaders..." - yeah, you did, at least about NK leader

Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace

@gary-rr7jp

12 күн бұрын

Well that explains that!😂

@slevenkelevra3813

12 күн бұрын

During psychological evaluations they ask if you harm animals so this may be a symptom of something.

@richardmaris3671

12 күн бұрын

We get what we give

@qew7132

12 күн бұрын

It’s like seth meyers says the horse were trying to unionize with the other animals to take the tyrant down

@chenzen1578

12 күн бұрын

same comment twice?

With that shameful justice system, don't believe a judge will ever send him to jail😬

@ACME_Kinetics

11 күн бұрын

Yeah, Robert Kraft is kind of the guy who... oh wait you probably meant another one of them.

@user-xe2uu3xc6y

10 күн бұрын

4:40 There is eternal justice right cousin.

Doesn’t this behavior being portrayed by some in the Republican Party not concern anyone?!! Are we going to have to fight our neighbors just to survive? This behavior worries me. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@brianharrington5353

11 күн бұрын

Yes, we will. Prepare. Even if it doesn't happen, you will still be prepared.

@sharonwieler8933

11 күн бұрын

If I was an American I’d be very worried!

She also claimed she turned down a meeting with Macron but that was proven a lie as well.

@marygillmeister6013

12 күн бұрын

Why would any world leader be meeting with the governor of South(?) Dakota, it's that bit that has me utterly baffled.

@R4NDLL

12 күн бұрын

@@marygillmeister6013 Maybe it was George Devolder Santos PRETENDING to be Macron.

@kimclarke5018

12 күн бұрын

@@marygillmeister6013she’s a legend in her own mind.

@tomcostello8220

12 күн бұрын

She meant DISNEY WORLD leaders.( the mouse, the duck, the mermaid.....)

@unbotheredmovement

12 күн бұрын

​@@tomcostello8220This is becoming more and more scenes from Austin Powers. A bunch of lunatics attempting to take over America. It's funny and scary simultaneously.

Kristi Noem is trying to outdo South Carolina, Florida, and Mississippi in the dumbing down category.

@car2029

12 күн бұрын

She’s creepy

@kellyparkinson8594

12 күн бұрын

And Sarah Palin 😂

@lindaswanson9328

12 күн бұрын

And she's winning by a mile.

@fredrit323

12 күн бұрын

And Alabama, don't forget...

@steverogers2603

11 күн бұрын

Iowa demands to be included in this list.

Kimmel is on a role! I just thank GOD he's on National TV!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

@mouthofhorror

Күн бұрын

He's on a "Role" alright... he's playing it Perfectly 👌

@mouthofhorror

Күн бұрын

He's also on a Roll call list, on Page 3 , from Flight Logs, that everyone's forgot was released just a few years ago amongst other drops regarding kimmy. Whoever is in charge of real Justice, get in touch, I have the evidence saved on my old phone

A criminal psychologist once reported in a court trial concerning a sadistic serial killer that initial signs were first exhibited when the killer first started killing domestic & backyard animals before moving on to young women

Kimmel on Trump's gag order: "It's like trying to get a dog to stop licking itself"

@tabularasa7775

12 күн бұрын

Except , only people that have never had dogs would think you should try to stop them from licking themselves when it's a totally natural self grooming process for them. I know you guys don't know much about self grooming or bathing but yeah , totally natural for a dog to lick itself .

@elirien4264

11 күн бұрын

​@@tabularasa7775OMG, it was a JOKE, Sheldon!

@janethoward2155

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😮

A book worth burning.

@marianneegland5576

11 күн бұрын

That is great

@PeterLawton

11 күн бұрын

LOL!

@OldHollywood-xh8cl

11 күн бұрын

Well said. Cruelty shouldn’t be rewarded or make any profit.

Love Jimmy he loves talking the truth about Trump and love how it get's to Trump ! keep it up Jimmy

Oh man the last bit with the Derby... Priceless..

If you can’t be trusted with small things, you can’t be trusted in large things.

@Rilianawakened321

12 күн бұрын

Right on . . . very biblical, and applicable. (Gospel of Luke, Ch 16, v. 10 . . . notable that they are Jesus' words.)

@israelcm7246

12 күн бұрын

If Noem can't be trusted with taking care of a dog, a goat, and a horse, then why should she be trusted with taking care of people? Who voted for her to be governor? Too many brainwashed people.

@Mondfischli

12 күн бұрын

... it's not the size of the red button that matters 😂

@Mr._Fit_Atheist

11 күн бұрын

@@Mondfischli Just ask Stormy Daniels

@dothedishes3427

11 күн бұрын

Worked out for her and her husband

how is she getting interviewed for what michael vick was sent to prison for

@phampton16

12 күн бұрын

Totally agree 💯🇺🇸💙

@aa-tx7th

12 күн бұрын

her skin color

@alphanerd7221

12 күн бұрын

Not what he was sent to prison for.

@jcoopes5604

12 күн бұрын

Dog fighting

@coolkid5924

12 күн бұрын

BECAUSE OF THAT SKIN COMPLEXION!!!! VICK WASN'T THAT COMPLEXION

What a KILLER show, great job once again Mr. Kimmel - I never miss your monologue ! Thanks for the laughs, good belly laughs!!!!

How about if you get put in jail you loose the secret service protection

@meganbarber3599

10 күн бұрын

Lose

@janethoward2155

Күн бұрын

👍🏼

If that judge doesn't throw him in jail, trump will only get bolder

@gary-rr7jp

12 күн бұрын

But if they do it will only increase his martyrdom. His base will pitch a fit.

@bastipear2864

12 күн бұрын

Trump wants to be jailed

@paulc14

12 күн бұрын

​@@gary-rr7jpSo where does it end? The orange one just continues to do damage with no accountability?

@Blitx182

12 күн бұрын

Omg the jail outfit will match his face

@calisto2735

12 күн бұрын

@@gary-rr7jp Irrelevant. "His base" will votefor him, martyr or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mark Twain quote No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot!

@user-qf7ud5de9h

12 күн бұрын

Never argue with a fool or you will just be a fool PROVERBS

@huguetteleblanc3678

12 күн бұрын

That is sadly true with the maga followers. The way they twist the facts and the truth is baffling.

@MarkDavid-gi9vw

11 күн бұрын

“What can you do, against the lunatic , who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?” ― George Orwell, 1984

Norm is a perfect sidekick for trump. Bullshit and cruelty go hand in hand.

@copycat21c

8 күн бұрын

Yeah, but I don't think he likes any competition.

She should be reported to SPCA for animal abuse n arrested!

I grew up on a working dairy farm with 165 bovine family members. We did not ever snuff them out the way Kristi did Cricket. We humanly euthanized animals with a local vet. And we were in business during the 60s, 70s, 80s and early 90s. And we never snuffed a single puppy. We also never declared bankruptcy. Unlike trump. 💙🇺🇸

@tabularasa7775

12 күн бұрын

Yeah , the people at the Ohio Dairy farm said that too until the secret cameras went in .

@nicolaasstempels8207

12 күн бұрын

Noem doesn't live on a farm, she doesn't know billygoats stink. 😂

@bakenumber4

11 күн бұрын

That's bc ur family is healthy mentally & emotionally and not psychopath killers. stay well

@Sandi-ke9mi

11 күн бұрын

@@bakenumber4 Thank you, you too❣️

@weldabar

11 күн бұрын

Trump has declared bankruptcy SIX times! He'd be penniless if he ever paid all his debts. He's not a financial genius, but a financial scammer.

Vote Blue to save our country from this criminal.

@stephenkennedy8305

12 күн бұрын

Vote Green to stop them both. The only thing that changes is one is red the other blue both live in the pockets of the rich.

@Michele-zn5yi

12 күн бұрын

He's a psychopath.

@phampton16

12 күн бұрын

Absolutely totally agree 💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@ajstyles8550

12 күн бұрын

No

@MsIndieRay

12 күн бұрын

& his potential 🐕💀g vp too 😠

Yes or NO answer the damn question Noemobrains!!

Enough with the threats, put him in jail. He's not special or above the law. Obey the law anyone else would be in jail already . What is this judge afraid of?

@user-vt3zq1vc7s

11 күн бұрын

His supporters who have already said they would riot if tRUMP goes to jail

@Pibealges

11 күн бұрын

MAGA supporters coming after his family

@OneAdam12Adam

10 күн бұрын

Agreed

@jamesdillon5862

8 күн бұрын

Because the judge knows he's a bigger the piece of s***. By allowing prosecution witnesses to say whatever they want about the case in public with no restraint put gagging the president I'm making any statements pretty much throws the trial against Trump.

When will Trump go to jail? Ten contempt's of court and still just another warning.

@stephenkennedy8305

12 күн бұрын

Really, I saw a judge give a woman 24 hours for contempt when she wouldn't stop crying. Jail is most Judges first move.

@gary-rr7jp

12 күн бұрын

Being careful not to mistrial?

@paulc14

12 күн бұрын

Exactly. It's total BS. Typical citizens would have been locked up long ago. Enough is enough already.

@caronstout354

12 күн бұрын

X45 just earned a free sandwich from Subway...

@paulc14

12 күн бұрын

Exactly

Quit with the threats, I’ve had enough of seeing that criminal free!! Lock his orange Corrupt self up NOW for good!! 😡😡

@Cobra68692

12 күн бұрын

@@stephanielewis5595😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@angelalynch6720

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Exactly 💯

@deezer-vj1ei

12 күн бұрын

For what? Lol, I know you won't say but I thought I would try.

@Ford_prefect_42

12 күн бұрын

​@@deezer-vj1eiFor violating the gag order. Are you following anything that's happening?

@wingman416

12 күн бұрын

@@deezer-vj1ei He has been violating the gag order for the entire trial. His Atty's are gagging from the stench of his flatulence moving through 30 pounds of impacted waste. That's even enough to gag a magat, and that's saying something!

Therapeutic 🤣😂😅thanks Jimmy

Mr Kimmel, your writers are WORLD CLASS.

@shanepasha6501

11 күн бұрын

Good delivery by Kimmel, no doubt.

The horses were old, the goat was smelly and the puppy killed a bunch of chickens. Sounds familar. 77 years old, wears diapers and loves KFC. 🤔

@tobychaba

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chrisrj9871

12 күн бұрын

@user-ie1tz5rm8x

12 күн бұрын

She shot horses too!?

12 күн бұрын

3 of them.

@thatswhatisaid8908

12 күн бұрын

If trump had any self awareness, he'd be nervous, and with good reason!

Found in contempt of court ten times...any other citizen would already be in jail...

@miapdx503

11 күн бұрын

Yes, this judge has proven to be as completely ineffective. Useless. Weak. And probably owned by trump.

@jewelrymaker1607

11 күн бұрын

unless they are an illegal who commited a violent crime!

@pvaldez704

11 күн бұрын

@@jewelrymaker1607yup the courts wouldn’t even let them be in contempt. Straight to jail for them. No contempt no nothing

@dennyedquistjr1979

11 күн бұрын

His rights were violated, the fk did you expect?

@meganbarber3599

10 күн бұрын

​@@dennyedquistjr1979No they weren't. At all.

I love ya Jimmy ..just wanna give a big hug for being you ..thank you for making sense of this crazy America at the moment!!🤣🤣🫡🫡

Great Line "She had a shot - she used it on her dog." She put down her dog but Jimmy put HER down.

@mouthofhorror

Күн бұрын

And apparently, nearly his Son.

She also claimed she had a meeting with French President Macron, whose office issued a flat out denial of any such meeting. What else is in this book ?

@thisishowweroll8649

11 күн бұрын

It is a bizarre claim. World leaders don't meet with state governors. And why would meeting with world leaders be a reason to vote for Noem?

@Slo-ryde

11 күн бұрын

JK hit it on the head, when he said she is a female version of George santos!!!

@bellabunnell3174

11 күн бұрын

Obviously.

@eugeneoisten9409

11 күн бұрын

The chapter where she beat George Santos to the discovery of the Southern Pole ! Was truly incredible 😂

@soniajacobs3038

11 күн бұрын

I’ll wait for the media to tell me. I wouldn’t give her a penny!

Why are people like Noem, Trump, and Greene even remotely considered for public office? And I don‘t mean by the system, I mean by the votership…

@urekdumone2

12 күн бұрын

if you find out, let us know

@sarajohnson6550

11 күн бұрын

Insanity!

@filonin2

11 күн бұрын

These people are more successful versions of the people voting for them. They represent their constituents perfectly.

@joemillz10

11 күн бұрын

Really? When trump announced his campaign he said horrific things about Mexicans and he's had a vise grip on the Republican party ever since. They believe he hates the same people they hate. It's really as simple as that.

@davidmartin4683

11 күн бұрын

Murica

Jimmy missed the fact that she retracted a statement from her book called NO GOING BACK

It’s incomprehensible to me that someone did not read their own book before it was published. The thought that she did not read that book after it was in print, but before its release to anyone is proof of her incredible incompetence and probable illiteracy.

@bellabunnell3174

11 күн бұрын

She literally read the audio version.

@janethoward2155

23 сағат бұрын

Just like agent orange 🍊

Everyone was right. She is nuts.

Judge Merchan basically admitted that, yes, there ARE two justice systems. 😡😡😡

@TreeDancingCloud

11 күн бұрын

Merchan has been driving Trump crazy by not letting Trump have the jail photo opportunity early, on Trump's terms, when Trump wants it. Trump wants it to happen early, before the paper trail and all evidence and testimony are well understood by the public. Later, it will be much harder to use the orange jumpsuit as a way to pretend to be a victim. Fox is fake screaming there was no crime, but that does not fly for two reasons. One is that Trump's falsification of business records was illegal, along with Trump directing others to do the dirty mechanical parts of falsification. The other reason is that without that false records deception in 2015, it would have been impossible for citizen Trump to be a candidate in 2016. His lies, and the lies of people who planned the lies with him, those lies interfered with the 2016 election. Some people are pretending that the only way Trump could interfere with the 2016 election would have been to let his lies become visible with his tax returns in 2017. No. The crimes, lies, and their impacts happened _before_ that election. Without those crimes and lies, Trump would not be sleeping and farting in a courtroom today...

@mallninja9805

11 күн бұрын

There's just one, but it's pay-to-win.

@brianbullivant1009

11 күн бұрын

"basically Admitted..." what? When and to Who was this 'admission' made. A source and a verbatim quote would be nice. I have heard rumors of a two tired justice system that favors the the wealthy over regular folks such as myself. Say it ain't so!!!

@bellabunnell3174

11 күн бұрын

No, he didn't.

@jennifertate4397

11 күн бұрын

​@@bellabunnell3174 Yes he did, also according to the Merchan decision that I already knew about b4 watching JK. The judge is treating Trump much much differently than the average alleged criminal, giving him chance after chance, and pointing out that he's a former prez and may be again, so that prison is the absolute last resort. None of that should matter.

Kristy needs to go to jail. Boycott her book.

@DebWyndham

4 күн бұрын

Noem nuts

Wait until we read the chapter in Kristi's book where she acknowledges getting the idea of dragging her puppy to the gravel pit from donnie's auto-biography where he talks about dragging his VP to the noose...

If Melania doesn’t stand with Trump why should America?

@Jside68

12 күн бұрын

I can think of one or two reasons...

@Al-oe8ib

12 күн бұрын

She doesn’t lie down with him either

@phampton16

12 күн бұрын

Totally agree 💯🇺🇸💙

@kahanasam

12 күн бұрын

Didn’t I see the identical comment on Colbert tonight?

@rickloren4766

12 күн бұрын

I don't think his kids have even shown up!!

OMG, this woman is freakin NUTS!! Another George Santos.

@Pibealges

11 күн бұрын

At least Santos didn't brag about killing a puppy

K..THATS the best one yet, Jimmy…Count Flatula🤣🤣🤣

These politicians who just can’t (refuse) to answer a question 🤦‍♂️. Just admit you didn’t meet Un and be done. You do not have to, not answer the question by continuously saying “I met many world leaders”. Damn this is so exhausting.

'Don't pass go, and head directly to jail.'

@user-ss1us6tj6c

12 күн бұрын

pull pants down moon crowd

Oh Jimmy! You’re so hard on poor Donny VonSchitzenPants 😂

@user-re9ui1ji1b

12 күн бұрын

HAHAHA....That's "DOZER" Von Schitzenpantz !!! 🤣😝

@tabularasa7775

12 күн бұрын

so hard for him more like

@wingman416

12 күн бұрын

@@tabularasa7775 How could you tell given the size of the mushroom in his tiny little fingers if it's hard or not?

That judge doesn't have the balls to lock up that crook. Any other person would've been in a cell after the second offense. And even now, he says "If you do it again I will CONSIDER jail time.

@filonin2

11 күн бұрын

It's both embarrassing for the country and historic to have to lock up your own president, before conviction at that, and his supporters may carry out terrorist attacks that would cost lives, so he is only going to do it as a last resort.

He’s absolutely allowed to talk about the case. He’s just barred from saying horrible things about the participants and jury, which is what he can’t seem to manage.

@mouthofhorror

Күн бұрын

Wow... no.. he is literally Barred from "Talking about the case" regardless good or bad... Why Lie and make the side look more Cultish than already is??

If he is a convicted felon, he should not have secret service protection.

@brianclark9110

11 күн бұрын

when was he convicted?

@mickylawless1941

11 күн бұрын

​@@brianclark9110I believe the comment was "If he is a convected felon". Emphasis on the word "if"!

@richardlawson6787

11 күн бұрын

He ​@@brianclark9110he was convicted of sexual assault in court and owes the victim 80 million.. understand now?

@artchick1648

11 күн бұрын

That WE taxpayers pay for...😂

@tangoangel2782

11 күн бұрын

@@brianclark9110 I said if. Obviously, if he ends up going to jail, he would be.

Jimmy's insults just get better and better. 😂😂😂

Bob Barker passed away in August 2023. The majority of his estate (about $70-million) was donated to 40 different animal and military charities, which was no surprise, given his life as a vegetarian and an outspoken animal rights advocate.

Isn't killing animals as a child a sign of possible serial killer traits or something like that?

@OneAdam12Adam

10 күн бұрын

Yes... Indeed it is!

Another book full of LIES

@R4NDLL

12 күн бұрын

Who cares? Nobody's going to buy it, anyway.

@welding_guy7524

12 күн бұрын

@@R4NDLL donors will buy up every copy to own the libs

@jamesmyers8619

12 күн бұрын

The RNC will buy enough to put her on the best seller list. Well, maybe not after this fallout, but I'm sure that was the plan. Looks good to be a governor with best seller book.

@bankait_rex1860

11 күн бұрын

It's not a lie... IF you believe it!!! George Constanza.

@Honey-Sanchez

11 күн бұрын

Kristi Noem's second book coming out this fall will be called "The Art of Deflection."

"No Going Back"... except to retract lies that have been exposed in the public.

@qew7132

12 күн бұрын

People need credibility, it’s the only way. No one like a book full of goat manure

@garymountcastle6657

12 күн бұрын

I was surprised they said they were going to do that at the end. Correcting yourself is a very unRepublican thing to do, admiting you were wrong or lied.

@TheCab1970

12 күн бұрын

She forgot the rest of the title "....To Truth!"

@CD_Character

11 күн бұрын

And the sequel, "There's No Coming Back".

@soniajacobs3038

11 күн бұрын

@@garymountcastle6657 It may have been the book publisher’s idea. They don’t want to ruin their reputation by claiming a book is factual and then being proven wrong. I imagine they are not too happy with her right now. 😂

Best writers & host in late night.

OMG Jimmy, I just spit out my dinner from laughing too hard! 😂😂😂

Noem is nuts.

They are auditioning to be Trumps no 2. Think about that sentence for a second.

@stuartaminion511

12 күн бұрын

i thought the same

@BarkerT

12 күн бұрын

Sounds about right.

@jillschwab7539

12 күн бұрын

Potty time

@qew7132

12 күн бұрын

Not trumps #. 2 americas #2

I have to watch this guy in the mornings online to brighten my day ...thanks J.K.

@5:09 watch her smirk a little when the interviewer says "...after you shot the dog..." a smile flashes on her face.

Any prisoner who shares a cell with Trump will likely never reoffend again

@Therealtruthsocial

12 күн бұрын

They'd use their finger nails to dig through the wall to escape.

@elialmodovar6685

12 күн бұрын

Not to mention what you just did mention.

@dm889

12 күн бұрын

They will not live to reoffend due to the stench

@huguetteleblanc3678

12 күн бұрын

You are the funny one, I had a good laugh, thank you 😂😂😂

If Trump gets a cavity search, they're going to find Lindsey Graham for sure.

@janethoward2155

23 сағат бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍🏼

This is one of those situations where someone say something so insane that you just have to ignore them and walk away. No comment.

That Jong-un reference is incredible! How could she even say that, or not remove it!

I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!

@markedly1013

11 күн бұрын

What if he stops farting?

@dommartelli5529

11 күн бұрын

so you vote for the man who got us into 2 proxy wars? good job john

@jewelrymaker1607

11 күн бұрын

who cares???

@jongalleog3486

11 күн бұрын

👍🏻

@newname9064

11 күн бұрын

I would never vote for Biden either

Love Kimmel's monolgues. They make my day.

@yasuke1280

12 күн бұрын

You must have a pretty dull life if that’s the case 😂

@RobynRay422

12 күн бұрын

The greatest

@RobynRay422

12 күн бұрын

@@yasuke1280why be snarky? Not very nice

@JustForFunGaming87

12 күн бұрын

@@yasuke1280 So why are you here watching then? You aren't sad and dull are you? 😢

@jeniwolfey9733

12 күн бұрын

me too! I usually watch in the am but I'm awake late

Must be really difficult to say the word NO for those politicians 🤔 😅

Perfectly delivered monologue. Good to have Jimmy and all the late night hosts cover all of this hilarious insanity 😸

Being in a jail cell with Trump would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Who ARE these politicians? Jesus Christ. Gop is a joke.

@PeterLawton

11 күн бұрын

The GOP has degenerated so much in the last several years, and I say that as someone who is mostly conservative. I get the feeling that a party "crash" is coming, but then what?

@bryantaylor1572

11 күн бұрын

@@PeterLawton Third party? Dems, Trumpists, and rational conservatives?

How could that Person ever became Gouverneur of a Federal State ?!? 😮‍💨 What were the People thinking at the Election?

That "Keister Elf" joke snuck under the audience's radar.

They will never answer yes or no to a yes or no question! 😠

@daydreamer8662

11 күн бұрын

You need to make it easier for them, yes or no is too complex

I LOVE that trump HATES this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

If I ever came to Hollywood I would try so hard to visit your show!

Jimmy Kimmel you are the funniest man alive in my book. I can not stop watching you.

Doesn't America have any laws that punishes the bragging of innocent puppy murders?

@filonin2

11 күн бұрын

It was a class 6 felony when and where she committed it, but it has a 7 year statute of limitations and it has unfortunately been longer. So yeah, she is literally bragging about felonies she did.

@Sir6ALotB

11 күн бұрын

@@filonin2 Unfortunate. The world we live is seemingly is headed towards a direction where those in public offices/positions brag their worst with zero inhibition or fear of consequences, and everyone is just supposed to be okay with it. Country no bar!

Kimmel and the writers are WINNING!

Thanks for exposing the ridiculousness of it all!!!

She really is just like Trump. "I've met with many, many world leaders, and I'm not gonna tell you who, but I've met with many of them, and they were the best world leaders, and they all had great things to say about me, and I won't tell you what they said, but they all agreed I was the best leader they'd ever met, and one of them even said he was sorry that he'd underestimated me, I won't tell you which one, but he said he'd underestimated me and that he shouldn't have done that and that he was sorry about that. But I've met with many, many world leaders."

@jillschwab7539

12 күн бұрын

Sounds like something Von SIP would say in one of his word salads

@Alex-zi1nb

12 күн бұрын

I'd pity the ghostwriter but they deserve no pity writing for clowns like that

@barbaramonaco105

12 күн бұрын

​@@jillschwab7539Von SIP!😂

@stephenbingham5935

12 күн бұрын

Thanks for writing that to save all of us the effort. She also sees no irony in ''dealing with little tyrants'' and applying for a job with one.

@violarichards6977

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂... Brilliant

"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals". Immanuel Kant

@filonin2

11 күн бұрын

@@toqtoq3361 Why would the majority of Americans be aware of any philosophy? Most of us work mindless jobs and an education would be a pointless and expensive waste of time. Same reason a pack mule or gear in a machine doesn't know Kant.

@MarkDavid-gi9vw

11 күн бұрын

@@filonin2 “Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.” ― Blaise Pascal

@clothilde1623

11 күн бұрын

@@toqtoq3361 You doubt if a majority in the US ‘nowadays’ knows about Kant? Are you suggesting a majority of Americans used to have a grasp of western philosophy?? Lol 😂

@karensagal8230

11 күн бұрын

@@filonin2 You still can have an intelligent and inquiring mind.

@patlynch6517

11 күн бұрын

Thank you for the Immanuel Kant reference!

Lol. He has the best writers. Genius descriptions of all of his lackeys

Jimmy the GOAT.

Christy Noem's book is already on markdown at Dollar Tree. 😂 The Fascist Cosplay Traveling Circus Roadshow.

@caronstout354

12 күн бұрын

It's cheaper on Temu!

@janethoward2155

23 сағат бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

So children are little tyrants?

@bryantaylor1572

11 күн бұрын

Well, yes.

@user-ck1vx7km4i

11 күн бұрын

@@bryantaylor1572 Yeah I guess they can be. LOL

Plz put him in jail, I would be soooo happy

“I’ve met with many world leaders but I’m not going to talk about specific meetings.” Yeah, except in the book, where you LIED about it.

Kristi Noem talks just like Donald Trump " The book is very, very good"

@vickioneal1401

11 күн бұрын

Yes I thought the same thing 🤣

@stephenbrazier8996

11 күн бұрын

Many MAGA hats are saying it's the best book they've never read

If Trump keeps this up, they might consider giving him an even STERNER warning!

@stuartaminion511

12 күн бұрын

ohhhh not the sterner warning, that will shut him up.

@DemetriPishmire

12 күн бұрын

No chicken mcnuggies for him 😢

@byronwade6522

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

At least her book will be approved for the school libraries in Florida and Texas.

Ten violations! Anyone else would have been jailed after the second or third violation. This judge is like the mother of an out of control toddler...he's destroying the china shop and after everything he breaks, she says "if you do that again you're gonna be in trouble!" And he keeps breaking things because he knows...and everyone knows...she isn't going to do *anything!*

Oh she's a perfect match for the orange troll, they're both liars.