Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant
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The first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”
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Growing up in Gettysburg, I was appalled @ how little he knows of American history. This man is a total disgrace !!!
@connieboothekoloata4525
13 күн бұрын
AMEN 💯 YOU ARE SO VERY CORRECT!
@markg.7865
13 күн бұрын
Remember this clown said, the Continental Army of 1776 took over the airports!
@dm889
12 күн бұрын
he’s not a man!
@MarshallDaGoat
12 күн бұрын
Yo I also live in getysburg 🤣
@classifiedveteran9879
12 күн бұрын
@@dm889 man-child would be a better description.
Reporters did some digging and discovered he didn't attend ANY of his other four kid's high school graduations. What kind of father doesn't attend a single graduation of his children? And now he's whining about not going to this last one. What a p.o.s.
@sangeet9100
13 күн бұрын
he has said that he told his wife that he wanted to see them when he can use them in his business - financially, morally, emotionally, familially bankrupt being
@alexandradaniele
13 күн бұрын
If this trial wasn't going on, Trump wouldn't go to Barron's graduation. He'd be spending the day cheating at golf. He's just trying to do his usual "I'm a victim" ploy.
@lamontcranston3177
13 күн бұрын
He's also claiming that he and Barron had discussed his plan to attend for years. That's Trump for you. He never tells a small one when he can tell a big one.
@PaulaDautremont
13 күн бұрын
He wants to turn Barron's graduation ceremony into a political rally and make that day about himself.
@steve4628
13 күн бұрын
@@PaulaDautremontif he attends , which the courts shouldn't bow to his requests for "other obligations", the school will probably ask him to pay the all the unpaid tuition.🤣🤣
Baron asked the judge to please not allow his embarrassing father to attend his graduation 😆
@debgorman5850
7 күн бұрын
That kid never smiles!!!!,.......I wonder why!
WHY is he allowed to have a microphone and press conference outside the courtroom?? Is this allowed for all other criminals? Who pays for this? The people of New York. Absolutely ridiculous. Take away the microphone!
@luispiros
12 күн бұрын
According to him he has the “Right to talk” 😂
@hoosmyster
12 күн бұрын
and there are other cases where you can be 4x over a lethal limit of fentanyl and have an entire social movement started over your suicide and have it blamed on someone else.
@scottshields4477
11 күн бұрын
MAGA
@hangthemhigh
11 күн бұрын
yes it's allowed it's something called freedom of speech .
@hangthemhigh
11 күн бұрын
@@luispiros according to something called the constitution he has the right to talk.
i'm sure barron would prefer he not be there 😂
@Livvygirl-wd3li
13 күн бұрын
😂
@bella3775
13 күн бұрын
Melania probably made a deal with prosecutors just so Trump won’t be allowed to attend it.
@publicuser2534
13 күн бұрын
He’d bring too much attention to a day he should have the right to forget.
@nycbklynrmp
11 күн бұрын
yep bc his dad will make it a rally about him, lol not like he helped him with homework LMBO
@byedumdum4706
11 күн бұрын
I'm sure poor Ashley Biden would have preferred Joey not be there while she was showering.
the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "family values"
@Albanach-je1nk
13 күн бұрын
I can see why MAGA find him to be so Family orantlted
@daydreamer8662
13 күн бұрын
@@Albanach-je1nk Yeah, he keeps starting new families
@kano358
13 күн бұрын
and now he sells bibles and the Christians love him ! Square that circle ?
@manongagnon9704
13 күн бұрын
Name somebody Trump never cheated???🤷♀️🤦♀️
@blauskie
13 күн бұрын
The only way they could love him more is if he got it on with his daughter.
OMG, I'm DYING!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆💀💀💀 That "Gettysburg" report was GOLD!!!! You were being too kind with the F+
@karline313
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hannahb.4722
12 күн бұрын
Did you notice that no one in the crowd seemed to be listening? Seriously, what motivates these people to follow him?
@vickie2263
12 күн бұрын
@@hannahb.4722 I'm convinced they don't care what he says. Trump can say the sky is purple....the grass is blue....Trumpians don't care!!!!
@vickie2263
12 күн бұрын
@hannahb.4722 They don't care. Trump can say anything to them...the sky is purple, the grass is pink...anything! They will believe it, and they don't care what he's ranting about.
Hes expected to be in court from 9:30am-4:30pm, 4 days a week? Wow, thats more work than hes ever had to do in his life.
@byedumdum4706
10 күн бұрын
Certainly more than Joey Bidens work schedule, as President of the USA.
@gtvon1
9 күн бұрын
Jealousy is hard on a person, give it up and free yourself.
@joeswanson7548
6 күн бұрын
Suppose he just woke up a billionaire 🤔
D'ump's hand gestures remind me of those little toy monkeys that you wind up and they bang their cymbals together. Remember those?
@user-oj1wv6qb5v
13 күн бұрын
I do! Your so right. If you wanna see what 2nd term will be. Watch. Rise of the Nazis. You will see how alike they really are. For real......
@cheriem432
13 күн бұрын
His air accordion has always bugged me.
@darakinsey7775
13 күн бұрын
It's an air accordion 😅
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
13 күн бұрын
His poor dead mother, rest her soul, took the cymbals away when he was a toddler.
@scottramsay7439
13 күн бұрын
@@darakinsey7775All that's missing is the tip jar.
LOLZ.. Trump talking about Gettysburg reminded me instantly of Bart Simpson giving a book report on a book he never read.
@adamclifton29
13 күн бұрын
Just like when he was asked what his favorite passage in the Bible is. I'm not religious either but I'm not going to lie and pretend I am lol. That's just sad
@donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24
13 күн бұрын
😂
@JediMasterGeoff
10 күн бұрын
"In conclusion, Syria is a land of contrasts."
WHAT!! WHAT!! WE would NEVER be excused to go to OUR child's graduation during OUR criminal trial!!!
The chalk board breakdown of donal trumps stream of consciousness BROKE ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-nc4ck7ls9p
12 күн бұрын
Me too😂😂😂😂 brilliant 😂😂
@markusbrunner5706
11 күн бұрын
same watched it 3 times what an unbelievable 🤣
🤔So let me get this straight. The man that put the judge’s daughter life at risk wants that same judge to be accommodating to him for his son?🤯
@user-ux4lx4we8o
13 күн бұрын
Definitely a Trumpy University graduate 🎉😂😂😂😂
@Catharine662
13 күн бұрын
Good point!
@mikebunting7262
13 күн бұрын
Irony is a word that isn't in his vocabulary
Jeez...I died when Trump talked about Robert E. Lee no longer being in favor. Like, when was Lee EVER in favor in the state of Pennsylvania? Lol. Pennsylvania was part of the frickin union.🤣🤣🤣
@caiqueazoid
13 күн бұрын
🤣😝😂🤣😝😂😁😉
@SuzzieMarie0130
13 күн бұрын
I doubt Lee ever used the term “…me boys!” Like he was some Tammany Hall ward boss or whatever
@KENICUSONE
13 күн бұрын
Trump has no concept of American 🇺🇸 history. He babbles incoherently and his cult applauds. Gettysburg was beautiful?
@KENICUSONE
13 күн бұрын
@@SuzzieMarie0130: me lucky 🍀 charms too
@valiaudet3415
13 күн бұрын
Who is trumps writer? 😂😂
He doesn't even know where Gettysburg is! As a Pennsylvanian I take offense to that. Go away, we don't want you in our state.
@Vickzq
4 күн бұрын
Joe couldn't even tell you what a woman is. So what are you crying about?
People that break the law often lose the freedom to be there for their kids. It's a thing.
Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
@Erin.56
13 күн бұрын
He fits every one…. He is 100% the definitions of psychopath/sociopath and malignant narcissist
@user-oj1wv6qb5v
13 күн бұрын
Watch rise of the Nazis. You can see just what you mention. It's scary. He is a malignant narcissist. If he loses. He will try to take everyone he can down. Very dangerous person. A++++ assessment.
@two-sense
13 күн бұрын
You forgot one - having the first name Donald and the last name Trump.
@catherinestewart3864
13 күн бұрын
Yeah he fits the bill
@alainarchambault2331
13 күн бұрын
I prefer "malignant narcissist."
Dear, Mr Trump. Many of us have found an easy way to attend our childrens’ events: we abstain from committing crime.
You are BRILLIANT, Jimmy!!!❤❤❤
@2Madre
11 күн бұрын
Jimmy Carr is brilliant but this guy has great writers and delivery
Dozing donny outdid himself with that word salad. He's the personification of the quote: "Better to appear a fool than speak and remove all doubt".
@gtvon1
9 күн бұрын
You just proved your own quote with your comment, well played.
He probably doesn't even know Barron's birthday...
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
13 күн бұрын
Does he know the name of Barron's father?
@tonikelm4461
13 күн бұрын
He probably asks, "Barron who?"
@Gravydog316
13 күн бұрын
oh, i'll bet all the money in the world you are right
@tuxcats8518
13 күн бұрын
He was preoccupied during that time wasn't he? Kinda like why we are having this trial in the first place.
@tuxcats8518
13 күн бұрын
@@grahammcfadyenhill9555I thought he was a test tube baby.
The Nodfather!!
@Livvygirl-wd3li
13 күн бұрын
Trump’s dad FRED TRUMP. Fred was tied to KKK. Look it up! It was on the news paper.
@sherryforrest6564
13 күн бұрын
Don Snoreleone
@ArleneCarney-ec5lc
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have tears 😂 in my eyes from laughing so hard. Jimmy is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥
During his Gettysburg speech I finally got to watch the reactions of the people behind him one is doing the fake binoculars thing, one is yawning...Then they just all look confused.
Is he insane? We were not respected. I traveled throughout Europe and we were the laughing stock. Everybody asked me towards the end of my trip. I started telling people I was from Canada because I didn’t wanna talk about that big buffoon anymore.
@Commenting-answering
13 күн бұрын
God you made me laugh with this one. Thanks. Brilliant!
@ik7482
13 күн бұрын
🤔🥺🤨
@Dreyno
13 күн бұрын
As a European, I just want any to confirm this.
@lenkacfk7155
13 күн бұрын
Came here to say this - we were watching Trump's Corona briefings on German tv and either in stunned disbelief or laughing our asses off. No one with a shred of intelligence respected any aspect of Trump's presidency in any way. He was a joke.
@rogermorris8737
13 күн бұрын
America has a long uphill journey to recover from the impact of Drowsy Donald. If the situation was not so serious, it would be hilarious - the country that has jackbooted its 'democracy' and justice' on all manner of other countries is actually a gerrymandered Christian extremist theocracy
Not a single person behind him was paying any attention.
@ecomwebspacedotcom
13 күн бұрын
😂 what are they chatting about? Dump Merchandise?
@Godric_71
13 күн бұрын
@ecomwebspacedotcom I don't know, but one was yawning and another dude was making duck lips.
@JaniceRogers-pq2cm
13 күн бұрын
Do you think they could smell trump?
@Godric_71
13 күн бұрын
@@JaniceRogers-pq2cm Either they are talking about his smell or are blaming it on each other.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
13 күн бұрын
@@Godric_71they were wondering why the hell is he talking about Gettysburg, when they were up in Allentown!
I cant wait for the Not-So-Great Pumpkin to just be gone.
Thank you Jimmy, great monologue 😊.
DoZo the clown…..PERFECT!!!!
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
13 күн бұрын
I like Don Snoreleone
I love when criminals get upset that the consequences to their actions interfere with their schedules
@Erin.56
13 күн бұрын
LOL
@GweiTheLeafChild
13 күн бұрын
That is if he actually cared about his son at all, and isn't using his high school graduation as a pretense to delay the trial.
@williamj.sheehan2001
13 күн бұрын
"Criminals"? So, what crime has Trump been convicted of?
@williamj.sheehan2001
13 күн бұрын
@@GweiTheLeafChild Like you'd know that, Gwei.
@allenlovell1604
13 күн бұрын
His only political rallies should be confined to " Zoom or Skype Video Meetings 📹 " under court supervision, I think 🤔.
High school graduations are usually held on the weekend. I hope the judge verifies that date before he allows him to go.
@arellatikvah
11 күн бұрын
Here in NJ most graduations are during the week. It keeps down the number of people attending as there usually isn't enough room. Even my daughters' college graduations were during the week.
Lol, this will go down in history as the new Gettysburg address. So profound. Oh yes, America, you definitely want to give this clown another term.
Speaking as a historian - what the hell was that about Gettysburg??? He lost which general again? That was... insane. Another word salad of stupidity.
@francesmoffett8042
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@arechj
13 күн бұрын
He's telling his base to start a Civil War so he can be Dicktator.
@arechj
13 күн бұрын
Like Jan 6 - telling them without telling them.
@Blue-ff2qv
13 күн бұрын
Never fight uphill, me boy, never fight uphill.
@cnwil4594
13 күн бұрын
That was extremely disturbing, and to believe some people want him as President again, absolutely mindboggling.
We LOST all respect worldwide because of that orange monster. Every accusation, a confession. 🙄
@Erin.56
13 күн бұрын
Orange monster is right
@nonya.bizness
13 күн бұрын
no WE didn't. HE did. WE are going to fix that soon.
@heidicorzine1208
13 күн бұрын
We did lose respect worldwide because we still have a great many Americans who will still vote for him!
Gettysburg, what a horrible.. What a beautiful thing that was. SMH.
Please. We need young candidates that can help us with innovation and bring real solutions to the challenging situations we face every day.
The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution
@deonna9100
13 күн бұрын
🎯
@daler.steffy1047
12 күн бұрын
An impressive and well-stated comment.
Funny how 45 is suddenly concerned for it's youngest son; where was that " fatherly" concern when Barron was 4 months old and daddy dearest was out screwing around?!
@neildaniels1423
12 күн бұрын
Mother may have lost track, but that is Melania's son? Either way, I assumed she would miss the graduation because she forgot to stop by Walgreens to get some sparkle polish.
I love how he says R E Lee is no longer in favor and immedietly Mike Lindell pops up
His description of Gettysburg proves he hasn't got a _freakin'_ clue! $10 says he couldn't find Gettysburg on a map!
If Donnie does go to Barron’s graduation, that will probably be the most time he’s ever spent with the poor kid.
@archangelvvv
13 күн бұрын
No doubt Barron is hoping he doesn't show up and embarrass him in front of everyone
@user-vv8ux1kn3n
13 күн бұрын
Barron was probably unwanted and melania told trump she was not getting an abortion period.
@jasontysoe138
13 күн бұрын
@archangelvvv 100%... what an embarrassment he is
@marvinmartin4692
13 күн бұрын
Gettysburg word salad!
@franko69
13 күн бұрын
The kids name is Barron.
Clown45 isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal.
@disastermaster1413
13 күн бұрын
nice copy and paste
@starlessmystery6429
13 күн бұрын
I noticed this too. He's so stupid, if he just admitted it in the first place he could have settled it all out of court.
@ferox965
13 күн бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 Doesn't matter. It's true.
@conniewojahn6445
13 күн бұрын
@@ferox965 diaper don's tactic is to repeat repeat repeat enough times so that whatever he says becomes "normal".
@EricSanchez-sy3cg
13 күн бұрын
It hurts cause I actually thought we was working together but she was setting me up
The chalkboard part of the video was hilarious.
Dear Jimmy, you and your writing staff are truly wordsmiths, so crafty and clever with language. I love it! Keep up the good work!
Sounds like someone doesn't know anything about Gettysburg.
@philipem1000
13 күн бұрын
Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn't read the book, giving his book report! (disclaimer: that's not original with me, but it sure as hell fits...)
@dceplay
13 күн бұрын
Gettysburg or about anything else for that matter...
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
13 күн бұрын
@@dceplaybut he knew who Lee was (except for the whole pirate voice thing I guess)
@marygillmeister6013
13 күн бұрын
It was bizarre to see a former President waxing poetic about a Confederate General to a bunch of Pennsylvanians. Were they not in the Union? 👻
@Member_zero
13 күн бұрын
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s The only thing he knows about Robert E. Lee is that he existed. That's it.
He is a sham! He was showing his contempt by pretending to fall asleep. It's what kids do when they are being reprimanded for acting up. Shows the level of his mentality, five years old!
@cheriem432
13 күн бұрын
. . . if that. And only on *good days*.
@user-oj1wv6qb5v
13 күн бұрын
Agreed!
@Chez8922-kf6cy
13 күн бұрын
As I understand it people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never grow up emotionally. They stop around four to six. Explains his temper tantrums.
@candywarmuth6241
13 күн бұрын
Agree!
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
13 күн бұрын
Adderall crash.
Jimmy, GO FOR THE JUGULAR. KEEP IT UP. ❤❤
That rant about Gettysburg actually had me cracking up. Watching some of the people behind him was good too.
Every other word out of his mouth is "nobody's ever seen anything like it" ...
@two-sense
13 күн бұрын
I know. It's horrible. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Oops.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
13 күн бұрын
He is talking about himself...he is just so dense.
This was Jimmy Kimmel at his best!! The Gettysburg battle description by Trump was hilarious!!!
4 years ago he told us to drink bleach And NO TOILET PAPER Stable genius
Im pretty sure it was Roosevelt who quoted about "Never fight up hill me boys" speaking to his rough riders who had just charged a hilltop
"These jurors...big, with muscles you've never seen..came running, tears streaming down their faces, and said"Sir,Sir, you're guilty,Sir!"
@two-sense
13 күн бұрын
"It was a beautiful moment. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Wanna buy a bible?"
@outlawbillionairez9780
13 күн бұрын
@@two-sense"My cellmates say they've never seen anyone who knows so much about jails!"
@sundayhinojosa8114
13 күн бұрын
I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gravydog316
13 күн бұрын
"Soap. In the shower. Very slippery. I was winning, even though I bent over to pick up the soap, & these awful convicts... like at Gettysburg. Horrible. Very sad. Crying. Sore butt."
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
13 күн бұрын
@@outlawbillionairez9780that's because he's got such a big, err, brain...
Trump never went to any of his kiddos graduations
@user-fl3sr2kh5c
13 күн бұрын
He doesn’t even know which kid it is 😂
@jannetteberends8730
13 күн бұрын
I was wondering that too
@jamiejoygatto
13 күн бұрын
He probably forgot the kid's name.
@nhatvu8800
13 күн бұрын
Did his kids even go to school?
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
13 күн бұрын
What Graduations?
The first Trump to get a school certificate, that wasn't paid for.
Bloody hell never watched Jimmy & i cant stop laughing jimmys good alright 😂😂😂😂😂
"until the court room sketch artist runs out of orange" Was such an underappreciated joke 😂
@deonna9100
13 күн бұрын
💁🏾♀️🤣😭🎯❗
@cameronroberts4296
13 күн бұрын
I liked Donny “Nappleseed”.
@thetinman7371
13 күн бұрын
I liked it! 🤣
A real applicable quote from Robert E Lee, “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”
@classifiedveteran9879
12 күн бұрын
It's a good quote. Just don't forget Robert E. Lee owned slaves, was a white supremacist, and was a traitor to the United States of America.
@Itcouldbebunnies
12 күн бұрын
As a proud slave owner, I'm sure he was an expert at controlling others...🙄
@corners23251
12 күн бұрын
@@Itcouldbebunnies heh heh heh; good one
@tammyjohnson1927
12 күн бұрын
Is just a dog whistle for his followers you know that there's no substance policy or any type of legislative importance to his speeches. He said stupid things and people laughed on cue.
@AfiaA.-vb3xz
12 күн бұрын
Is it about Biden?
When you see it in print the depth of the stupidity really hits hard.
I love Jimmey Kimmels comments. I just have to remember not to drink water and laugh😅
"Isn`t it past your prison time, Donald?"
@barbarastiffler8810
13 күн бұрын
You must be talking about Joe whose always lost and confused like his puppets
@jimsmith7212
13 күн бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810 You aren't paying attention, are you?
@steverichards1482
13 күн бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810 no, he's literally talking about trump, who is in court, his name isn't Donald Biden.
@johnwells7566
13 күн бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810nope.... Definitely Velveeta Voldemort.... 😂
@mailelouie658
13 күн бұрын
By 55+ years
"NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS" yeah DONNIE, NO PRESIDENT has EVER done the THINGS you have done that DESERVED to go to court! THAT'S NOTHING to be PROUD about!!
Poor little Victim Me!😂😂🤣🤣
Keep up the work thanks jimmy
Anyone under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run to for any office... that should be just common sense. It's past his jail time.
@publicuser2534
13 күн бұрын
@@westcoastbred7745I c what u did thair
@geibel07
13 күн бұрын
@@westcoastbred7745- What’s with the * ?
@ElSantoLuchador
13 күн бұрын
@@geibel07 Using an '*' is what grammar nazis do when they are correcting someone.
@noddier
13 күн бұрын
His bought judges overturned that Constitutional Amendment just for Trump who got them appointed.
@kathybutterfield2760
13 күн бұрын
If he's convicted, can he run as a felon? Is there even a rule about it? Our founders never dreamed.....
Seriously, if anyone can't recognise Trump idiocy after his speech about Gettysburg... then they are also truly idiotic.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
13 күн бұрын
Especially cause he was talking to a crowd in Allentown
I LOVE...LOVE..LOVE JIMMY KIMMEL AND THE SHOW!!!
Give Trump a colouring book and an orange crayon. Keep him busy all day
I think he pretended to nod off because he wants to act like this trial is no big deal. Just such a waste of his time. LOCK him up.
@mariegarside8830
13 күн бұрын
Drowsy Donald
@LiberallyAbsurd02
13 күн бұрын
He's so used to being in court that it probably bored him. Definitelty unfit for office
@alanl.simmons9726
13 күн бұрын
Sundowning ?
@marysaum2213
13 күн бұрын
No Adderall today
@walterbo7687
13 күн бұрын
He did not pretend. He's sleepy Don
I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for Jimmy Kimmels monologue! I looked forward to it every day!
@joannajamerson35
13 күн бұрын
It's really good
@kimclarke5018
13 күн бұрын
Me too
@theresanakagawa5013
13 күн бұрын
Me too. His monologues are the best.
@cheriem432
13 күн бұрын
It's easier to do here on the west coast.
@Moon_Thief_420
13 күн бұрын
Same here! I'm in CT, and wait for these notifications.
This time, GIVE HIM A PRISON SENTENCE.
Nobody's ever seen anything like this. Youd think hed come up with something different.
Barron will be delighted not to have his embarrassment of a father there.
@WilliamTaylorIII
12 күн бұрын
Barron probably asks his mother all the time "when can we go live in your home country"
@michaellucas8882
12 күн бұрын
Embarrassing when your dad becomes president and a billionaire
@ghostpine
12 күн бұрын
Go buy another red hat 😂
@peggyking9543
12 күн бұрын
@@michaellucas8882Not quite. When he SAYS he's President and SAYS he's a billionaire.
@Brea95
12 күн бұрын
@@michaellucas8882billionaire? Is that why he can’t pay his bills?
Why on earth would his wife and son want him at the graduation in the first place. Why would the other graduates and their parents want him there making this the worst experience of their lives?
@joeleong1719
13 күн бұрын
He's there to raise money Haha
@alanfairbrother890
13 күн бұрын
He didn’t go to the other three, graduations.
@sharonharris9782
13 күн бұрын
@@alanfairbrother890three? He has five children. So, you left out Tiffany? 😂
@kathybrigger9431
13 күн бұрын
He would go to steal the attention from his son and make it about his campaign.
@ydnicsmada7368
13 күн бұрын
Exactly what I thought. It’s Barron’s day but DJT will make it about himself.
"Dozo the Clown" ... good one, Jimmy! LOL!!!
As a teacher, I’ve graded Gettysburg book reports like this…seriously. This is bad for a 6th grader!
When Dozy Don was president- the rest of the world (us) considered America to have lost its marbles - not admired at all.
Jimmy your awesome
@Chrisgry
10 күн бұрын
Hello 👋 Beautiful Lady 🌹..How are you and the weather condition like?
If this isn't proof of insanity I don't know what is
Reading what he says is even more painful than actually hearing him say it. Wow.
@Commenting-answering
13 күн бұрын
I know. I read his speech on the Elipse (spelling?). It was horrifying.
@emilymcplugger
13 күн бұрын
@HelynnHeels “Wow…yeah”.
No one has seen anything like this! Donnie. You already SAID THAT! 10000000 times!
@sundayhinojosa8114
13 күн бұрын
Don't forget the huge muscular dude with tears in his eyes🤣🤣
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
13 күн бұрын
Did you know Lincoln was a republican? Not a lot of people know that...
@RonnieG
13 күн бұрын
@@user-zb9lv3gh8severyone who knows the tiniest bit of history knows that. Did you know about the dixiecrats & the change of ideology?
@janeh6217
13 күн бұрын
@@RonnieG I do believe that was sarcasm you're replying to. It's supposed to be another thing tfg would say.
@kelbatt7729
13 күн бұрын
slowly but surely you can see it ; the country has had enough of trump
UNBELIEVABLE!
"I have to just sit there in court, unable to say anything" You mean, like every other trial ever? 🤨
LOOK AT THE CROWD BEHIND TRUMP THERE ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@elvinn9434
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HelpMeRhonda62
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@felixbeaulieu852
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnprouse6173
5 күн бұрын
He paid them to be there to listen to this crap
Did trump not pay the "Blacks for Trump" guys? I noticed they are not in the background this time 😂😂
I need a t-shirt with Never fight uphill me boys.
PLEASE WATCH THE PEOPLE BEHIND HIM, their faces 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cheahkaimun1
13 күн бұрын
How much those clowns at the back are being “ paid “???????? Damn
@holon4662
12 күн бұрын
I just wrote a comment on that as well, befiore I saw yours: He could as well talk to zombies. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
Always look at the expressions on those paid actors who are standing behind him. They come from Craigslist Ads and get paid very little to be there. These ppl are clearly BORED.
@caronstout354
13 күн бұрын
And that 1 black guy looks uncomfortable...
@aliceputt3133
13 күн бұрын
I like the kid in the red jacket yawning.
@karenakelly2526
13 күн бұрын
The kid to the right, and behind Trump...making faces, lol.
@Gravydog316
13 күн бұрын
LOL my cousins went to his Arizona rally & each got $50, which they donated to the animal shelter
@Commenting-answering
13 күн бұрын
@@Gravydog316Is that where Trump is going to get his next wife from?
Narration A+
Watching all of the geniuses standing behind him during his Gettysburg speech says it all!!!
@mesaeddie
13 күн бұрын
It looked like a Mouth Breather Convention.
@carolw8579
13 күн бұрын
Very accurate. Sheesh 🙄
@kathybrigger9431
13 күн бұрын
Bobble Heads.
@AndrewMacLaine
13 күн бұрын
They were literally yawning and looking away! I hope it was a "snap out of it" moment for a few. At the guy in the right making faces was invested lol.
@Pbav8tor
13 күн бұрын
It looked to me like they were looking for the off ramp, rally exit, port-a-potty 😂
His own behavior is keeping him from his son's graduation. And by the way, he didn't say a mumbling word on his son's 18th birthday.
@Baliane22
13 күн бұрын
We all know by now, Trump will use anyone even his last born for his own selfish goals. It wasn’t about Baron, it was Trump trying to hold a rally.
I really don’t think Baron would miss him at graduation, instead make him feel at ease!
"Sleepy Dozo The Clown." "Sleepy Don The Con." 😴
I learned THE REAL FACTS about Gettysburg in Middle School!! 💯
@jimsmith7212
13 күн бұрын
Well, to be honest, he wasn't really wrong. 😂
@blauskie
13 күн бұрын
Was it beautiful?
@williamstroud5449
13 күн бұрын
From Sarah palin
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
13 күн бұрын
@blauskie So beautiful! In fact, some people are saying no one's ever seen a more beautiful battle ever since then.
@markmac2206
13 күн бұрын
I got most of it from Remember The Titans.
Go Jimmy!
You left out the part where he wisely intoned “bleahflupboooish”.
I prefer my presidents be awake and alert not sleeping in court
Trump, tax day in court. How appropriate.
@daydreamer8662
13 күн бұрын
He said "Tax day, what's that?"
He's proud to be there! He doesn't even know where he is..lmao! 😂❤
@Beastmode7400
Күн бұрын
Just like how Biden doesn’t know where’s he is at 90% of the time? 🤣🤦🏻♂️
Trump…the gift that keeps giving to jimmy. What are you going to do when you don’t have this comedy gold? Are you planning for the future and hiring a 10x team of writers when this is in the past?