Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant

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The first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”
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  • @catherinemoran7652
    @catherinemoran765213 күн бұрын

    Growing up in Gettysburg, I was appalled @ how little he knows of American history. This man is a total disgrace !!!

  • @connieboothekoloata4525

    @connieboothekoloata4525

    13 күн бұрын

    AMEN 💯 YOU ARE SO VERY CORRECT!

  • @markg.7865

    @markg.7865

    13 күн бұрын

    Remember this clown said, the Continental Army of 1776 took over the airports!

  • @dm889

    @dm889

    12 күн бұрын

    he’s not a man!

  • @MarshallDaGoat

    @MarshallDaGoat

    12 күн бұрын

    Yo I also live in getysburg 🤣

  • @classifiedveteran9879

    @classifiedveteran9879

    12 күн бұрын

    ​@@dm889 man-child would be a better description.

  • @user-ll7fv6tu7k
    @user-ll7fv6tu7k13 күн бұрын

    Reporters did some digging and discovered he didn't attend ANY of his other four kid's high school graduations. What kind of father doesn't attend a single graduation of his children? And now he's whining about not going to this last one. What a p.o.s.

  • @sangeet9100

    @sangeet9100

    13 күн бұрын

    he has said that he told his wife that he wanted to see them when he can use them in his business - financially, morally, emotionally, familially bankrupt being

  • @alexandradaniele

    @alexandradaniele

    13 күн бұрын

    If this trial wasn't going on, Trump wouldn't go to Barron's graduation. He'd be spending the day cheating at golf. He's just trying to do his usual "I'm a victim" ploy.

  • @lamontcranston3177

    @lamontcranston3177

    13 күн бұрын

    He's also claiming that he and Barron had discussed his plan to attend for years. That's Trump for you. He never tells a small one when he can tell a big one.

  • @PaulaDautremont

    @PaulaDautremont

    13 күн бұрын

    He wants to turn Barron's graduation ceremony into a political rally and make that day about himself.

  • @steve4628

    @steve4628

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@PaulaDautremontif he attends , which the courts shouldn't bow to his requests for "other obligations", the school will probably ask him to pay the all the unpaid tuition.🤣🤣

  • @mercedeslouise3532
    @mercedeslouise353212 күн бұрын

    Baron asked the judge to please not allow his embarrassing father to attend his graduation 😆

  • @debgorman5850

    @debgorman5850

    7 күн бұрын

    That kid never smiles!!!!,.......I wonder why!

  • @smitchell1002
    @smitchell100212 күн бұрын

    WHY is he allowed to have a microphone and press conference outside the courtroom?? Is this allowed for all other criminals? Who pays for this? The people of New York. Absolutely ridiculous. Take away the microphone!

  • @luispiros

    @luispiros

    12 күн бұрын

    According to him he has the “Right to talk” 😂

  • @hoosmyster

    @hoosmyster

    12 күн бұрын

    and there are other cases where you can be 4x over a lethal limit of fentanyl and have an entire social movement started over your suicide and have it blamed on someone else.

  • @scottshields4477

    @scottshields4477

    11 күн бұрын

    MAGA

  • @hangthemhigh

    @hangthemhigh

    11 күн бұрын

    yes it's allowed it's something called freedom of speech .

  • @hangthemhigh

    @hangthemhigh

    11 күн бұрын

    @@luispiros according to something called the constitution he has the right to talk.

  • @molls127
    @molls12713 күн бұрын

    i'm sure barron would prefer he not be there 😂

  • @Livvygirl-wd3li

    @Livvygirl-wd3li

    13 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @bella3775

    @bella3775

    13 күн бұрын

    Melania probably made a deal with prosecutors just so Trump won’t be allowed to attend it.

  • @publicuser2534

    @publicuser2534

    13 күн бұрын

    He’d bring too much attention to a day he should have the right to forget.

  • @nycbklynrmp

    @nycbklynrmp

    11 күн бұрын

    yep bc his dad will make it a rally about him, lol not like he helped him with homework LMBO

  • @byedumdum4706

    @byedumdum4706

    11 күн бұрын

    I'm sure poor Ashley Biden would have preferred Joey not be there while she was showering.

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer13 күн бұрын

    the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "family values"

  • @Albanach-je1nk

    @Albanach-je1nk

    13 күн бұрын

    I can see why MAGA find him to be so Family orantlted

  • @daydreamer8662

    @daydreamer8662

    13 күн бұрын

    @@Albanach-je1nk Yeah, he keeps starting new families

  • @kano358

    @kano358

    13 күн бұрын

    and now he sells bibles and the Christians love him ! Square that circle ?

  • @manongagnon9704

    @manongagnon9704

    13 күн бұрын

    Name somebody Trump never cheated???🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @blauskie

    @blauskie

    13 күн бұрын

    The only way they could love him more is if he got it on with his daughter.

  • @vickie2263
    @vickie226312 күн бұрын

    OMG, I'm DYING!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆💀💀💀 That "Gettysburg" report was GOLD!!!! You were being too kind with the F+

  • @karline313

    @karline313

    12 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @hannahb.4722

    @hannahb.4722

    12 күн бұрын

    Did you notice that no one in the crowd seemed to be listening? Seriously, what motivates these people to follow him?

  • @vickie2263

    @vickie2263

    12 күн бұрын

    @@hannahb.4722 I'm convinced they don't care what he says. Trump can say the sky is purple....the grass is blue....Trumpians don't care!!!!

  • @vickie2263

    @vickie2263

    12 күн бұрын

    @hannahb.4722 They don't care. Trump can say anything to them...the sky is purple, the grass is pink...anything! They will believe it, and they don't care what he's ranting about.

  • @Lv-nq9qz
    @Lv-nq9qz12 күн бұрын

    Hes expected to be in court from 9:30am-4:30pm, 4 days a week? Wow, thats more work than hes ever had to do in his life.

  • @byedumdum4706

    @byedumdum4706

    10 күн бұрын

    Certainly more than Joey Bidens work schedule, as President of the USA.

  • @gtvon1

    @gtvon1

    9 күн бұрын

    Jealousy is hard on a person, give it up and free yourself.

  • @joeswanson7548

    @joeswanson7548

    6 күн бұрын

    Suppose he just woke up a billionaire 🤔

  • @Ed_H.
    @Ed_H.13 күн бұрын

    D'ump's hand gestures remind me of those little toy monkeys that you wind up and they bang their cymbals together. Remember those?

  • @user-oj1wv6qb5v

    @user-oj1wv6qb5v

    13 күн бұрын

    I do! Your so right. If you wanna see what 2nd term will be. Watch. Rise of the Nazis. You will see how alike they really are. For real......

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    13 күн бұрын

    His air accordion has always bugged me.

  • @darakinsey7775

    @darakinsey7775

    13 күн бұрын

    It's an air accordion 😅

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    13 күн бұрын

    His poor dead mother, rest her soul, took the cymbals away when he was a toddler.

  • @scottramsay7439

    @scottramsay7439

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@darakinsey7775All that's missing is the tip jar.

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell676813 күн бұрын

    LOLZ.. Trump talking about Gettysburg reminded me instantly of Bart Simpson giving a book report on a book he never read.

  • @adamclifton29

    @adamclifton29

    13 күн бұрын

    Just like when he was asked what his favorite passage in the Bible is. I'm not religious either but I'm not going to lie and pretend I am lol. That's just sad

  • @donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24

    @donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24

    13 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @JediMasterGeoff

    @JediMasterGeoff

    10 күн бұрын

    "In conclusion, Syria is a land of contrasts."

  • @donnamiller83
    @donnamiller8312 күн бұрын

    WHAT!! WHAT!! WE would NEVER be excused to go to OUR child's graduation during OUR criminal trial!!!

  • @edvh88
    @edvh8812 күн бұрын

    The chalk board breakdown of donal trumps stream of consciousness BROKE ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nc4ck7ls9p

    @user-nc4ck7ls9p

    12 күн бұрын

    Me too😂😂😂😂 brilliant 😂😂

  • @markusbrunner5706

    @markusbrunner5706

    11 күн бұрын

    same watched it 3 times what an unbelievable 🤣

  • @teehen6694
    @teehen669413 күн бұрын

    🤔So let me get this straight. The man that put the judge’s daughter life at risk wants that same judge to be accommodating to him for his son?🤯

  • @user-ux4lx4we8o

    @user-ux4lx4we8o

    13 күн бұрын

    Definitely a Trumpy University graduate 🎉😂😂😂😂

  • @Catharine662

    @Catharine662

    13 күн бұрын

    Good point!

  • @mikebunting7262

    @mikebunting7262

    13 күн бұрын

    Irony is a word that isn't in his vocabulary

  • @thelegendinhisownmind7038
    @thelegendinhisownmind703813 күн бұрын

    Jeez...I died when Trump talked about Robert E. Lee no longer being in favor. Like, when was Lee EVER in favor in the state of Pennsylvania? Lol. Pennsylvania was part of the frickin union.🤣🤣🤣

  • @caiqueazoid

    @caiqueazoid

    13 күн бұрын

    🤣😝😂🤣😝😂😁😉

  • @SuzzieMarie0130

    @SuzzieMarie0130

    13 күн бұрын

    I doubt Lee ever used the term “…me boys!” Like he was some Tammany Hall ward boss or whatever

  • @KENICUSONE

    @KENICUSONE

    13 күн бұрын

    Trump has no concept of American 🇺🇸 history. He babbles incoherently and his cult applauds. Gettysburg was beautiful?

  • @KENICUSONE

    @KENICUSONE

    13 күн бұрын

    @@SuzzieMarie0130: me lucky 🍀 charms too

  • @valiaudet3415

    @valiaudet3415

    13 күн бұрын

    Who is trumps writer? 😂😂

  • @kellycury8515
    @kellycury851512 күн бұрын

    He doesn't even know where Gettysburg is! As a Pennsylvanian I take offense to that. Go away, we don't want you in our state.

  • @Vickzq

    @Vickzq

    4 күн бұрын

    Joe couldn't even tell you what a woman is. So what are you crying about?

  • @mommaP5150
    @mommaP515012 күн бұрын

    People that break the law often lose the freedom to be there for their kids. It's a thing.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel136913 күн бұрын

    Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    13 күн бұрын

    He fits every one…. He is 100% the definitions of psychopath/sociopath and malignant narcissist

  • @user-oj1wv6qb5v

    @user-oj1wv6qb5v

    13 күн бұрын

    Watch rise of the Nazis. You can see just what you mention. It's scary. He is a malignant narcissist. If he loses. He will try to take everyone he can down. Very dangerous person. A++++ assessment.

  • @two-sense

    @two-sense

    13 күн бұрын

    You forgot one - having the first name Donald and the last name Trump.

  • @catherinestewart3864

    @catherinestewart3864

    13 күн бұрын

    Yeah he fits the bill

  • @alainarchambault2331

    @alainarchambault2331

    13 күн бұрын

    I prefer "malignant narcissist."

  • @faithinverity8523
    @faithinverity852313 күн бұрын

    Dear, Mr Trump. Many of us have found an easy way to attend our childrens’ events: we abstain from committing crime.

  • @BigJ11617
    @BigJ1161712 күн бұрын

    You are BRILLIANT, Jimmy!!!❤❤❤

  • @2Madre

    @2Madre

    11 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is brilliant but this guy has great writers and delivery

  • @MsThebeMoon
    @MsThebeMoon12 күн бұрын

    Dozing donny outdid himself with that word salad. He's the personification of the quote: "Better to appear a fool than speak and remove all doubt".

  • @gtvon1

    @gtvon1

    9 күн бұрын

    You just proved your own quote with your comment, well played.

  • @karenmccurdy4448
    @karenmccurdy444813 күн бұрын

    He probably doesn't even know Barron's birthday...

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    13 күн бұрын

    Does he know the name of Barron's father?

  • @tonikelm4461

    @tonikelm4461

    13 күн бұрын

    He probably asks, "Barron who?"

  • @Gravydog316

    @Gravydog316

    13 күн бұрын

    oh, i'll bet all the money in the world you are right

  • @tuxcats8518

    @tuxcats8518

    13 күн бұрын

    He was preoccupied during that time wasn't he? Kinda like why we are having this trial in the first place.

  • @tuxcats8518

    @tuxcats8518

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@grahammcfadyenhill9555I thought he was a test tube baby.

  • @daveboryszewski130
    @daveboryszewski13013 күн бұрын

    The Nodfather!!

  • @Livvygirl-wd3li

    @Livvygirl-wd3li

    13 күн бұрын

    Trump’s dad FRED TRUMP. Fred was tied to KKK. Look it up! It was on the news paper.

  • @sherryforrest6564

    @sherryforrest6564

    13 күн бұрын

    Don Snoreleone

  • @ArleneCarney-ec5lc

    @ArleneCarney-ec5lc

    13 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @j.r.williams7095
    @j.r.williams709511 күн бұрын

    I have tears 😂 in my eyes from laughing so hard. Jimmy is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @arianalaiche-oriez9733
    @arianalaiche-oriez973311 күн бұрын

    During his Gettysburg speech I finally got to watch the reactions of the people behind him one is doing the fake binoculars thing, one is yawning...Then they just all look confused.

  • @Hammydavis
    @Hammydavis13 күн бұрын

    Is he insane? We were not respected. I traveled throughout Europe and we were the laughing stock. Everybody asked me towards the end of my trip. I started telling people I was from Canada because I didn’t wanna talk about that big buffoon anymore.

  • @Commenting-answering

    @Commenting-answering

    13 күн бұрын

    God you made me laugh with this one. Thanks. Brilliant!

  • @ik7482

    @ik7482

    13 күн бұрын

    🤔🥺🤨

  • @Dreyno

    @Dreyno

    13 күн бұрын

    As a European, I just want any to confirm this.

  • @lenkacfk7155

    @lenkacfk7155

    13 күн бұрын

    Came here to say this - we were watching Trump's Corona briefings on German tv and either in stunned disbelief or laughing our asses off. No one with a shred of intelligence respected any aspect of Trump's presidency in any way. He was a joke.

  • @rogermorris8737

    @rogermorris8737

    13 күн бұрын

    America has a long uphill journey to recover from the impact of Drowsy Donald. If the situation was not so serious, it would be hilarious - the country that has jackbooted its 'democracy' and justice' on all manner of other countries is actually a gerrymandered Christian extremist theocracy

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_7113 күн бұрын

    Not a single person behind him was paying any attention.

  • @ecomwebspacedotcom

    @ecomwebspacedotcom

    13 күн бұрын

    😂 what are they chatting about? Dump Merchandise?

  • @Godric_71

    @Godric_71

    13 күн бұрын

    @ecomwebspacedotcom I don't know, but one was yawning and another dude was making duck lips.

  • @JaniceRogers-pq2cm

    @JaniceRogers-pq2cm

    13 күн бұрын

    Do you think they could smell trump?

  • @Godric_71

    @Godric_71

    13 күн бұрын

    @@JaniceRogers-pq2cm Either they are talking about his smell or are blaming it on each other.

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@Godric_71they were wondering why the hell is he talking about Gettysburg, when they were up in Allentown!

  • @alexandermacdougall7873
    @alexandermacdougall787312 күн бұрын

    I cant wait for the Not-So-Great Pumpkin to just be gone.

  • @BGM16
    @BGM1612 күн бұрын

    Thank you Jimmy, great monologue 😊.

  • @laurie113
    @laurie11313 күн бұрын

    DoZo the clown…..PERFECT!!!!

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    13 күн бұрын

    I like Don Snoreleone

  • @vb8801
    @vb880113 күн бұрын

    I love when criminals get upset that the consequences to their actions interfere with their schedules

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    13 күн бұрын

    LOL

  • @GweiTheLeafChild

    @GweiTheLeafChild

    13 күн бұрын

    That is if he actually cared about his son at all, and isn't using his high school graduation as a pretense to delay the trial.

  • @williamj.sheehan2001

    @williamj.sheehan2001

    13 күн бұрын

    "Criminals"? So, what crime has Trump been convicted of?

  • @williamj.sheehan2001

    @williamj.sheehan2001

    13 күн бұрын

    @@GweiTheLeafChild Like you'd know that, Gwei.

  • @allenlovell1604

    @allenlovell1604

    13 күн бұрын

    His only political rallies should be confined to " Zoom or Skype Video Meetings 📹 " under court supervision, I think 🤔.

  • @sandyjohnson5111
    @sandyjohnson511112 күн бұрын

    High school graduations are usually held on the weekend. I hope the judge verifies that date before he allows him to go.

  • @arellatikvah

    @arellatikvah

    11 күн бұрын

    Here in NJ most graduations are during the week. It keeps down the number of people attending as there usually isn't enough room. Even my daughters' college graduations were during the week.

  • @suzrau
    @suzrau12 күн бұрын

    Lol, this will go down in history as the new Gettysburg address. So profound. Oh yes, America, you definitely want to give this clown another term.

  • @marcjones4351
    @marcjones435113 күн бұрын

    Speaking as a historian - what the hell was that about Gettysburg??? He lost which general again? That was... insane. Another word salad of stupidity.

  • @francesmoffett8042

    @francesmoffett8042

    13 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arechj

    @arechj

    13 күн бұрын

    He's telling his base to start a Civil War so he can be Dicktator.

  • @arechj

    @arechj

    13 күн бұрын

    Like Jan 6 - telling them without telling them.

  • @Blue-ff2qv

    @Blue-ff2qv

    13 күн бұрын

    Never fight uphill, me boy, never fight uphill.

  • @cnwil4594

    @cnwil4594

    13 күн бұрын

    That was extremely disturbing, and to believe some people want him as President again, absolutely mindboggling.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler780313 күн бұрын

    We LOST all respect worldwide because of that orange monster. Every accusation, a confession. 🙄

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    13 күн бұрын

    Orange monster is right

  • @nonya.bizness

    @nonya.bizness

    13 күн бұрын

    no WE didn't. HE did. WE are going to fix that soon.

  • @heidicorzine1208

    @heidicorzine1208

    13 күн бұрын

    We did lose respect worldwide because we still have a great many Americans who will still vote for him!

  • @spirited6086
    @spirited608612 күн бұрын

    Gettysburg, what a horrible.. What a beautiful thing that was. SMH.

  • @cindygamboa7112
    @cindygamboa711211 күн бұрын

    Please. We need young candidates that can help us with innovation and bring real solutions to the challenging situations we face every day.

  • @benlynar9438
    @benlynar943813 күн бұрын

    The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

  • @deonna9100

    @deonna9100

    13 күн бұрын

    🎯

  • @daler.steffy1047

    @daler.steffy1047

    12 күн бұрын

    An impressive and well-stated comment.

  • @EatshtMAGAts
    @EatshtMAGAts13 күн бұрын

    Funny how 45 is suddenly concerned for it's youngest son; where was that " fatherly" concern when Barron was 4 months old and daddy dearest was out screwing around?!

  • @neildaniels1423

    @neildaniels1423

    12 күн бұрын

    Mother may have lost track, but that is Melania's son? Either way, I assumed she would miss the graduation because she forgot to stop by Walgreens to get some sparkle polish.

  • @captainawesomesplayground5403
    @captainawesomesplayground540312 күн бұрын

    I love how he says R E Lee is no longer in favor and immedietly Mike Lindell pops up

  • @peterlarsen7779
    @peterlarsen77798 күн бұрын

    His description of Gettysburg proves he hasn't got a _freakin'_ clue! $10 says he couldn't find Gettysburg on a map!

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary13 күн бұрын

    If Donnie does go to Barron’s graduation, that will probably be the most time he’s ever spent with the poor kid.

  • @archangelvvv

    @archangelvvv

    13 күн бұрын

    No doubt Barron is hoping he doesn't show up and embarrass him in front of everyone

  • @user-vv8ux1kn3n

    @user-vv8ux1kn3n

    13 күн бұрын

    Barron was probably unwanted and melania told trump she was not getting an abortion period.

  • @jasontysoe138

    @jasontysoe138

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@archangelvvv 100%... what an embarrassment he is

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    13 күн бұрын

    Gettysburg word salad!

  • @franko69

    @franko69

    13 күн бұрын

    The kids name is Barron.

  • @StarChasershere
    @StarChasershere13 күн бұрын

    Clown45 isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal.

  • @disastermaster1413

    @disastermaster1413

    13 күн бұрын

    nice copy and paste

  • @starlessmystery6429

    @starlessmystery6429

    13 күн бұрын

    I noticed this too. He's so stupid, if he just admitted it in the first place he could have settled it all out of court.

  • @ferox965

    @ferox965

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@disastermaster1413 Doesn't matter. It's true.

  • @conniewojahn6445

    @conniewojahn6445

    13 күн бұрын

    @@ferox965 diaper don's tactic is to repeat repeat repeat enough times so that whatever he says becomes "normal".

  • @EricSanchez-sy3cg

    @EricSanchez-sy3cg

    13 күн бұрын

    It hurts cause I actually thought we was working together but she was setting me up

  • @yoswifty303
    @yoswifty30312 күн бұрын

    The chalkboard part of the video was hilarious.

  • @joscharf1080
    @joscharf108012 күн бұрын

    Dear Jimmy, you and your writing staff are truly wordsmiths, so crafty and clever with language. I love it! Keep up the good work!

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart13 күн бұрын

    Sounds like someone doesn't know anything about Gettysburg.

  • @philipem1000

    @philipem1000

    13 күн бұрын

    Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn't read the book, giving his book report! (disclaimer: that's not original with me, but it sure as hell fits...)

  • @dceplay

    @dceplay

    13 күн бұрын

    Gettysburg or about anything else for that matter...

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@dceplaybut he knew who Lee was (except for the whole pirate voice thing I guess)

  • @marygillmeister6013

    @marygillmeister6013

    13 күн бұрын

    It was bizarre to see a former President waxing poetic about a Confederate General to a bunch of Pennsylvanians. Were they not in the Union? 👻

  • @Member_zero

    @Member_zero

    13 күн бұрын

    @@user-zb9lv3gh8s The only thing he knows about Robert E. Lee is that he existed. That's it.

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat16313 күн бұрын

    He is a sham! He was showing his contempt by pretending to fall asleep. It's what kids do when they are being reprimanded for acting up. Shows the level of his mentality, five years old!

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    13 күн бұрын

    . . . if that. And only on *good days*.

  • @user-oj1wv6qb5v

    @user-oj1wv6qb5v

    13 күн бұрын

    Agreed!

  • @Chez8922-kf6cy

    @Chez8922-kf6cy

    13 күн бұрын

    As I understand it people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never grow up emotionally. They stop around four to six. Explains his temper tantrums.

  • @candywarmuth6241

    @candywarmuth6241

    13 күн бұрын

    Agree!

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    13 күн бұрын

    Adderall crash.

  • @meme-tg6hr
    @meme-tg6hr11 күн бұрын

    Jimmy, GO FOR THE JUGULAR. KEEP IT UP. ❤❤

  • @JayDovnerRRP
    @JayDovnerRRPКүн бұрын

    That rant about Gettysburg actually had me cracking up. Watching some of the people behind him was good too.

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart122013 күн бұрын

    Every other word out of his mouth is "nobody's ever seen anything like it" ...

  • @two-sense

    @two-sense

    13 күн бұрын

    I know. It's horrible. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Oops.

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    13 күн бұрын

    He is talking about himself...he is just so dense.

  • @anthonycanton9353
    @anthonycanton935313 күн бұрын

    This was Jimmy Kimmel at his best!! The Gettysburg battle description by Trump was hilarious!!!

  • @bernadinesymczak617
    @bernadinesymczak61711 күн бұрын

    4 years ago he told us to drink bleach And NO TOILET PAPER Stable genius

  • @anthonylong5870
    @anthonylong587012 күн бұрын

    Im pretty sure it was Roosevelt who quoted about "Never fight up hill me boys" speaking to his rough riders who had just charged a hilltop

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez978013 күн бұрын

    "These jurors...big, with muscles you've never seen..came running, tears streaming down their faces, and said"Sir,Sir, you're guilty,Sir!"

  • @two-sense

    @two-sense

    13 күн бұрын

    "It was a beautiful moment. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Wanna buy a bible?"

  • @outlawbillionairez9780

    @outlawbillionairez9780

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@two-sense"My cellmates say they've never seen anyone who knows so much about jails!"

  • @sundayhinojosa8114

    @sundayhinojosa8114

    13 күн бұрын

    I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gravydog316

    @Gravydog316

    13 күн бұрын

    "Soap. In the shower. Very slippery. I was winning, even though I bent over to pick up the soap, & these awful convicts... like at Gettysburg. Horrible. Very sad. Crying. Sore butt."

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@outlawbillionairez9780that's because he's got such a big, err, brain...

  • @donnamcardle8928
    @donnamcardle892813 күн бұрын

    Trump never went to any of his kiddos graduations

  • @user-fl3sr2kh5c

    @user-fl3sr2kh5c

    13 күн бұрын

    He doesn’t even know which kid it is 😂

  • @jannetteberends8730

    @jannetteberends8730

    13 күн бұрын

    I was wondering that too

  • @jamiejoygatto

    @jamiejoygatto

    13 күн бұрын

    He probably forgot the kid's name.

  • @nhatvu8800

    @nhatvu8800

    13 күн бұрын

    Did his kids even go to school?

  • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg

    @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg

    13 күн бұрын

    What Graduations?

  • @bartonted
    @bartonted12 күн бұрын

    The first Trump to get a school certificate, that wasn't paid for.

  • @shellzbellz57
    @shellzbellz5712 күн бұрын

    Bloody hell never watched Jimmy & i cant stop laughing jimmys good alright 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou13 күн бұрын

    "until the court room sketch artist runs out of orange" Was such an underappreciated joke 😂

  • @deonna9100

    @deonna9100

    13 күн бұрын

    💁🏾‍♀️🤣😭🎯❗

  • @cameronroberts4296

    @cameronroberts4296

    13 күн бұрын

    I liked Donny “Nappleseed”.

  • @thetinman7371

    @thetinman7371

    13 күн бұрын

    I liked it! 🤣

  • @michaelmdy
    @michaelmdy13 күн бұрын

    A real applicable quote from Robert E Lee, “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”

  • @classifiedveteran9879

    @classifiedveteran9879

    12 күн бұрын

    It's a good quote. Just don't forget Robert E. Lee owned slaves, was a white supremacist, and was a traitor to the United States of America.

  • @Itcouldbebunnies

    @Itcouldbebunnies

    12 күн бұрын

    As a proud slave owner, I'm sure he was an expert at controlling others...🙄

  • @corners23251

    @corners23251

    12 күн бұрын

    @@Itcouldbebunnies heh heh heh; good one

  • @tammyjohnson1927

    @tammyjohnson1927

    12 күн бұрын

    Is just a dog whistle for his followers you know that there's no substance policy or any type of legislative importance to his speeches. He said stupid things and people laughed on cue.

  • @AfiaA.-vb3xz

    @AfiaA.-vb3xz

    12 күн бұрын

    Is it about Biden?

  • @usmcchrisg
    @usmcchrisg10 күн бұрын

    When you see it in print the depth of the stupidity really hits hard.

  • @aliceflood2435
    @aliceflood243512 күн бұрын

    I love Jimmey Kimmels comments. I just have to remember not to drink water and laugh😅

  • @ttburn6338
    @ttburn633813 күн бұрын

    "Isn`t it past your prison time, Donald?"

  • @barbarastiffler8810

    @barbarastiffler8810

    13 күн бұрын

    You must be talking about Joe whose always lost and confused like his puppets

  • @jimsmith7212

    @jimsmith7212

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@barbarastiffler8810 You aren't paying attention, are you?

  • @steverichards1482

    @steverichards1482

    13 күн бұрын

    @@barbarastiffler8810 no, he's literally talking about trump, who is in court, his name isn't Donald Biden.

  • @johnwells7566

    @johnwells7566

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@barbarastiffler8810nope.... Definitely Velveeta Voldemort.... 😂

  • @mailelouie658

    @mailelouie658

    13 күн бұрын

    By 55+ years

  • @patticrichton1135
    @patticrichton113513 күн бұрын

    "NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS" yeah DONNIE, NO PRESIDENT has EVER done the THINGS you have done that DESERVED to go to court! THAT'S NOTHING to be PROUD about!!

  • @sandralybrand9425
    @sandralybrand942511 күн бұрын

    Poor little Victim Me!😂😂🤣🤣

  • @WayneRogers-xc3xi
    @WayneRogers-xc3xi12 күн бұрын

    Keep up the work thanks jimmy

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime13 күн бұрын

    Anyone under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run to for any office... that should be just common sense. It's past his jail time.

  • @publicuser2534

    @publicuser2534

    13 күн бұрын

    @@westcoastbred7745I c what u did thair

  • @geibel07

    @geibel07

    13 күн бұрын

    @@westcoastbred7745- What’s with the * ?

  • @ElSantoLuchador

    @ElSantoLuchador

    13 күн бұрын

    @@geibel07 Using an '*' is what grammar nazis do when they are correcting someone.

  • @noddier

    @noddier

    13 күн бұрын

    His bought judges overturned that Constitutional Amendment just for Trump who got them appointed.

  • @kathybutterfield2760

    @kathybutterfield2760

    13 күн бұрын

    If he's convicted, can he run as a felon? Is there even a rule about it? Our founders never dreamed.....

  • @FalconXE302
    @FalconXE30213 күн бұрын

    Seriously, if anyone can't recognise Trump idiocy after his speech about Gettysburg... then they are also truly idiotic.

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    13 күн бұрын

    Especially cause he was talking to a crowd in Allentown

  • @zavier0123
    @zavier012312 күн бұрын

    I LOVE...LOVE..LOVE JIMMY KIMMEL AND THE SHOW!!!

  • @barbmadsen6708
    @barbmadsen67088 күн бұрын

    Give Trump a colouring book and an orange crayon. Keep him busy all day

  • @stephanieames66
    @stephanieames6613 күн бұрын

    I think he pretended to nod off because he wants to act like this trial is no big deal. Just such a waste of his time. LOCK him up.

  • @mariegarside8830

    @mariegarside8830

    13 күн бұрын

    Drowsy Donald

  • @LiberallyAbsurd02

    @LiberallyAbsurd02

    13 күн бұрын

    He's so used to being in court that it probably bored him. Definitelty unfit for office

  • @alanl.simmons9726

    @alanl.simmons9726

    13 күн бұрын

    Sundowning ?

  • @marysaum2213

    @marysaum2213

    13 күн бұрын

    No Adderall today

  • @walterbo7687

    @walterbo7687

    13 күн бұрын

    He did not pretend. He's sleepy Don

  • @toryhyde9306
    @toryhyde930613 күн бұрын

    I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for Jimmy Kimmels monologue! I looked forward to it every day!

  • @joannajamerson35

    @joannajamerson35

    13 күн бұрын

    It's really good

  • @kimclarke5018

    @kimclarke5018

    13 күн бұрын

    Me too

  • @theresanakagawa5013

    @theresanakagawa5013

    13 күн бұрын

    Me too. His monologues are the best.

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    13 күн бұрын

    It's easier to do here on the west coast.

  • @Moon_Thief_420

    @Moon_Thief_420

    13 күн бұрын

    Same here! I'm in CT, and wait for these notifications.

  • @yolamontalvan9502
    @yolamontalvan950211 күн бұрын

    This time, GIVE HIM A PRISON SENTENCE.

  • @cappiece3786
    @cappiece378611 күн бұрын

    Nobody's ever seen anything like this. Youd think hed come up with something different.

  • @Shabbyie
    @Shabbyie13 күн бұрын

    Barron will be delighted not to have his embarrassment of a father there.

  • @WilliamTaylorIII

    @WilliamTaylorIII

    12 күн бұрын

    Barron probably asks his mother all the time "when can we go live in your home country"

  • @michaellucas8882

    @michaellucas8882

    12 күн бұрын

    Embarrassing when your dad becomes president and a billionaire

  • @ghostpine

    @ghostpine

    12 күн бұрын

    Go buy another red hat 😂

  • @peggyking9543

    @peggyking9543

    12 күн бұрын

    ​@@michaellucas8882Not quite. When he SAYS he's President and SAYS he's a billionaire.

  • @Brea95

    @Brea95

    12 күн бұрын

    @@michaellucas8882billionaire? Is that why he can’t pay his bills?

  • @StrawberryDragon645
    @StrawberryDragon64513 күн бұрын

    Why on earth would his wife and son want him at the graduation in the first place. Why would the other graduates and their parents want him there making this the worst experience of their lives?

  • @joeleong1719

    @joeleong1719

    13 күн бұрын

    He's there to raise money Haha

  • @alanfairbrother890

    @alanfairbrother890

    13 күн бұрын

    He didn’t go to the other three, graduations.

  • @sharonharris9782

    @sharonharris9782

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@alanfairbrother890three? He has five children. So, you left out Tiffany? 😂

  • @kathybrigger9431

    @kathybrigger9431

    13 күн бұрын

    He would go to steal the attention from his son and make it about his campaign.

  • @ydnicsmada7368

    @ydnicsmada7368

    13 күн бұрын

    Exactly what I thought. It’s Barron’s day but DJT will make it about himself.

  • @CatherineSTodd
    @CatherineSTodd12 күн бұрын

    "Dozo the Clown" ... good one, Jimmy! LOL!!!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula13 күн бұрын

    As a teacher, I’ve graded Gettysburg book reports like this…seriously. This is bad for a 6th grader!

  • @Mikados_Advark12
    @Mikados_Advark1213 күн бұрын

    When Dozy Don was president- the rest of the world (us) considered America to have lost its marbles - not admired at all.

  • @dianavaldez5644
    @dianavaldez564411 күн бұрын

    Jimmy your awesome

  • @Chrisgry

    @Chrisgry

    10 күн бұрын

    Hello 👋 Beautiful Lady 🌹..How are you and the weather condition like?

  • @thespacecowboy420
    @thespacecowboy42010 күн бұрын

    If this isn't proof of insanity I don't know what is

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels13 күн бұрын

    Reading what he says is even more painful than actually hearing him say it. Wow.

  • @Commenting-answering

    @Commenting-answering

    13 күн бұрын

    I know. I read his speech on the Elipse (spelling?). It was horrifying.

  • @emilymcplugger

    @emilymcplugger

    13 күн бұрын

    @HelynnHeels “Wow…yeah”.

  • @user-zn5qg4se6q
    @user-zn5qg4se6q13 күн бұрын

    No one has seen anything like this! Donnie. You already SAID THAT! 10000000 times!

  • @sundayhinojosa8114

    @sundayhinojosa8114

    13 күн бұрын

    Don't forget the huge muscular dude with tears in his eyes🤣🤣

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    13 күн бұрын

    Did you know Lincoln was a republican? Not a lot of people know that...

  • @RonnieG

    @RonnieG

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@user-zb9lv3gh8severyone who knows the tiniest bit of history knows that. Did you know about the dixiecrats & the change of ideology?

  • @janeh6217

    @janeh6217

    13 күн бұрын

    @@RonnieG I do believe that was sarcasm you're replying to. It's supposed to be another thing tfg would say.

  • @kelbatt7729

    @kelbatt7729

    13 күн бұрын

    slowly but surely you can see it ; the country has had enough of trump

  • @loristitt65
    @loristitt659 күн бұрын

    UNBELIEVABLE!

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus13 күн бұрын

    "I have to just sit there in court, unable to say anything" You mean, like every other trial ever? 🤨

  • @mariannerivera2720
    @mariannerivera272013 күн бұрын

    LOOK AT THE CROWD BEHIND TRUMP THERE ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elvinn9434

    @elvinn9434

    13 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HelpMeRhonda62

    @HelpMeRhonda62

    13 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @felixbeaulieu852

    @felixbeaulieu852

    13 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnprouse6173

    @johnprouse6173

    5 күн бұрын

    He paid them to be there to listen to this crap

  • @jmorrison44601
    @jmorrison4460112 күн бұрын

    Did trump not pay the "Blacks for Trump" guys? I noticed they are not in the background this time 😂😂

  • @cherylboucher4491
    @cherylboucher449112 күн бұрын

    I need a t-shirt with Never fight uphill me boys.

  • @sfl6307
    @sfl630713 күн бұрын

    PLEASE WATCH THE PEOPLE BEHIND HIM, their faces 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cheahkaimun1

    @cheahkaimun1

    13 күн бұрын

    How much those clowns at the back are being “ paid “???????? Damn

  • @holon4662

    @holon4662

    12 күн бұрын

    I just wrote a comment on that as well, befiore I saw yours: He could as well talk to zombies. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.

  • @jetbossard7923
    @jetbossard792313 күн бұрын

    Always look at the expressions on those paid actors who are standing behind him. They come from Craigslist Ads and get paid very little to be there. These ppl are clearly BORED.

  • @caronstout354

    @caronstout354

    13 күн бұрын

    And that 1 black guy looks uncomfortable...

  • @aliceputt3133

    @aliceputt3133

    13 күн бұрын

    I like the kid in the red jacket yawning.

  • @karenakelly2526

    @karenakelly2526

    13 күн бұрын

    The kid to the right, and behind Trump...making faces, lol.

  • @Gravydog316

    @Gravydog316

    13 күн бұрын

    LOL my cousins went to his Arizona rally & each got $50, which they donated to the animal shelter

  • @Commenting-answering

    @Commenting-answering

    13 күн бұрын

    @@Gravydog316Is that where Trump is going to get his next wife from?

  • @AaronPowers-qg1tf
    @AaronPowers-qg1tf11 күн бұрын

    Narration A+

  • @theageofisgone
    @theageofisgone13 күн бұрын

    Watching all of the geniuses standing behind him during his Gettysburg speech says it all!!!

  • @mesaeddie

    @mesaeddie

    13 күн бұрын

    It looked like a Mouth Breather Convention.

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    13 күн бұрын

    Very accurate. Sheesh 🙄

  • @kathybrigger9431

    @kathybrigger9431

    13 күн бұрын

    Bobble Heads.

  • @AndrewMacLaine

    @AndrewMacLaine

    13 күн бұрын

    They were literally yawning and looking away! I hope it was a "snap out of it" moment for a few. At the guy in the right making faces was invested lol.

  • @Pbav8tor

    @Pbav8tor

    13 күн бұрын

    It looked to me like they were looking for the off ramp, rally exit, port-a-potty 😂

  • @lisapoynter1814
    @lisapoynter181413 күн бұрын

    His own behavior is keeping him from his son's graduation. And by the way, he didn't say a mumbling word on his son's 18th birthday.

  • @Baliane22

    @Baliane22

    13 күн бұрын

    We all know by now, Trump will use anyone even his last born for his own selfish goals. It wasn’t about Baron, it was Trump trying to hold a rally.

  • @revecarodriguez709
    @revecarodriguez7097 күн бұрын

    I really don’t think Baron would miss him at graduation, instead make him feel at ease!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea243213 күн бұрын

    "Sleepy Dozo The Clown." "Sleepy Don The Con." 😴

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea243213 күн бұрын

    I learned THE REAL FACTS about Gettysburg in Middle School!! 💯

  • @jimsmith7212

    @jimsmith7212

    13 күн бұрын

    Well, to be honest, he wasn't really wrong. 😂

  • @blauskie

    @blauskie

    13 күн бұрын

    Was it beautiful?

  • @williamstroud5449

    @williamstroud5449

    13 күн бұрын

    From Sarah palin

  • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr

    @DR.Poncho-dx4zr

    13 күн бұрын

    @blauskie So beautiful! In fact, some people are saying no one's ever seen a more beautiful battle ever since then.

  • @markmac2206

    @markmac2206

    13 күн бұрын

    I got most of it from Remember The Titans.

  • @tonyfanfarone
    @tonyfanfarone10 күн бұрын

    Go Jimmy!

  • @azariesfire9166
    @azariesfire916612 күн бұрын

    You left out the part where he wisely intoned “bleahflupboooish”.

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood484213 күн бұрын

    I prefer my presidents be awake and alert not sleeping in court

  • @WillDanceAlone2U
    @WillDanceAlone2U13 күн бұрын

    Trump, tax day in court. How appropriate.

  • @daydreamer8662

    @daydreamer8662

    13 күн бұрын

    He said "Tax day, what's that?"

  • @-11_11
    @-11_1110 күн бұрын

    He's proud to be there! He doesn't even know where he is..lmao! 😂❤

  • @Beastmode7400

    @Beastmode7400

    Күн бұрын

    Just like how Biden doesn’t know where’s he is at 90% of the time? 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @davewitty3307
    @davewitty330712 күн бұрын

    Trump…the gift that keeps giving to jimmy. What are you going to do when you don’t have this comedy gold? Are you planning for the future and hiring a 10x team of writers when this is in the past?

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