Transformers 5: The Last Straw

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We reached the end. The end of Bayformers. There is a reason why this was the last one.
Transformers: The Last Knight was meant to jumpstart a new universe, and instead it crashed and burned. It is truly a baffling experience.
Twitter: / hubpointless
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
04:45 Failed Plans
07:12 The Plot
11:10 The TRF
13:30 Cybertron
15:20 The Decepticons
21:52 England Times
27:17 The Bayformers Lore
30:38 Back to the Plot
33:56 Failure of the Fifth

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  • @ajzmn3538
    @ajzmn35389 ай бұрын

    The fact that Shia LaBeouf's characters keep getting killed off-screen is funny as hell

  • @harveylong5878

    @harveylong5878

    9 ай бұрын

    killing off ALL the human characters wouldve ben a bonus. we didnt want or need human characters eating up 80% of the plot

  • @oddballskull1941

    @oddballskull1941

    8 ай бұрын

    What other movies?

  • @ajzmn3538

    @ajzmn3538

    8 ай бұрын

    @@oddballskull1941 Indiana Jones, Mutt dies in 'Nam

  • @Stan_Vanderakt

    @Stan_Vanderakt

    7 ай бұрын

    He couldn't handle losing Capture the Flag to 4Chan repeatedly.

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@ajzmn3538 Oh shit I just realized that. That's funny.

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann10 ай бұрын

    Optimus landing on Cybertron and exclaiming "what have they done to my world!?" is like Harry Truman visiting Hiroshima the day after the bombing and saying "who did this!?"

  • @henkondemand

    @henkondemand

    10 ай бұрын

    It's all so random, the crash landing really did a number on the guy.

  • @Meteorknite

    @Meteorknite

    10 ай бұрын

    There were couple corrupt rulers and ofc bff megatron with him there too Hope the rulers dont forcefully give optimus matrix sending megatron into depression

  • @Nebulous_Neuhaus

    @Nebulous_Neuhaus

    10 ай бұрын

    *Hitler walking into Auschwitz* "Who did THIS?"

  • @eyo8766

    @eyo8766

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@Nebulous_Neuhaus I SAID A GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE [Redacted]

  • @Windwalker88

    @Windwalker88

    10 ай бұрын

    @@eyo8766 😂 "damn autocorrect!"

  • @lisboah
    @lisboah5 ай бұрын

    If you ever think yourself as stupid or worthless, just remember that King Arthur had alien technology, giant alien robot allies, and a gigantic alien dragon... and he somehow lost England to the Saxons.

  • @jackychan9236

    @jackychan9236

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe the Saxons showed up with their Saxony Prime or something......

  • @solsoups

    @solsoups

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jackychan9236SAXONY PRIME

  • @RyanBright-wg1yk

    @RyanBright-wg1yk

    Ай бұрын

    @@jackychan9236 Shows up with their casually superior German engineering degrees and builds a mech out of wooden longships with the German Volkswagen Logo on the side where the Autobot-Decepticon insignia should be.

  • @evanlight2550

    @evanlight2550

    Ай бұрын

    Either the Transformers got bored of Arthur and helped the Saxons or the transformers were shit at actually fighting in long term wars and got beaten by the Saxons. Somehow

  • @yrnsmuke5758

    @yrnsmuke5758

    Ай бұрын

    Yooo that transformers animation show was him growing up😂 I forgot about that show

  • @The13thRonin
    @The13thRonin8 ай бұрын

    "Rethink your heroes." Nah... How about... "Rethink your writing team."

  • @kevin_aldo

    @kevin_aldo

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT3410 ай бұрын

    Gotta love the first three movies were about Sam and Bumblebees friendship and then Bumblebee doesn't care that he's dead apparently

  • @astrowolvez

    @astrowolvez

    10 ай бұрын

    Tells you a lot about their relationship.

  • @merrittanimation7721

    @merrittanimation7721

    10 ай бұрын

    Maybe Bumblebee is the one who killed him.

  • @MrMajorasmask101

    @MrMajorasmask101

    10 ай бұрын

    @@merrittanimation7721in lore, cemetery wind most likely killed him while trying to get to bumble bee.

  • @TheeTroutKing

    @TheeTroutKing

    10 ай бұрын

    your forgetting, he's not human, he is a soldier who has killed many and seen many friends die, and hes been smacked around... a lot. Also he was a sort of assasin in a sense.

  • @tristanc3873

    @tristanc3873

    10 ай бұрын

    Would you feel bad if Sam died?

  • @biraptor6205
    @biraptor620510 ай бұрын

    Sam dying off-screen is like, the opposite of 'Somehow, Palpatine returned'

  • @repulser93

    @repulser93

    10 ай бұрын

    Sam dying off screen and his offscreen break up with Mikaela help you realize that Palpatine line isn’t so ridiculous in proper context.

  • @merphul

    @merphul

    10 ай бұрын

    Sam dying off screen is all he deserved. The character did not warrant wasting film time to explain how/why he died. He's basically the equivalent of making Jar-jar a central character. No one asked for it, no one wanted it, no one cared for it. We just want to watch robots fight.

  • @Venom3254

    @Venom3254

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@merphulThat's an insult to Jar Jar

  • @draketurtle4169

    @draketurtle4169

    10 ай бұрын

    @@merphulSam was not nearly as bad a character as Mr Er- oh wait different Yeager.

  • @grantcawby7225

    @grantcawby7225

    10 ай бұрын

    "Somehow, Sam died"

  • @EpicGhostShadow
    @EpicGhostShadow8 ай бұрын

    I'm more invested in this KZread series than the actual movies

  • @rusty7984

    @rusty7984

    7 ай бұрын

    I couldn’t even make it past the age of consent law in the 4th one but this series is how I figured out how the rest of the movies past 3 went and I’m glad I dropped it after Dark of the Moon

  • @EpicGhostShadow

    @EpicGhostShadow

    5 ай бұрын

    @@rusty7984 same

  • @ellipticallyambiguousone7875

    @ellipticallyambiguousone7875

    25 күн бұрын

    I have never seen transformer 4+ but thanks tho these videos I'm considering it 😆

  • @EpicGhostShadow

    @EpicGhostShadow

    25 күн бұрын

    @@ellipticallyambiguousone7875 real

  • @margarethmichelina5146

    @margarethmichelina5146

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@rusty7984The 4th one should be called: Transformers: Age of Consent and Welcome to China

  • @bread2375
    @bread23757 ай бұрын

    Anthony Hopkins death in this movie is legitimately the funniest movie death I have ever seen, it is so ridiculously funny watching him get slow mo blasted and then megatron flying off in the background

  • @toastergaming7783

    @toastergaming7783

    Ай бұрын

    Gmod ragdoll ahh death

  • @737215

    @737215

    Ай бұрын

    35:30 if anyone is wondering

  • @archalys0

    @archalys0

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@737215THANK YOU OMG

  • @OTDinosaurScrubs

    @OTDinosaurScrubs

    Күн бұрын

    Megatron really said “gotta blast!”

  • @crytkryssus9851
    @crytkryssus985110 ай бұрын

    Prime really said: The plot armor will protect me in space. The plot armor did not protect him in space.

  • @legendoflink0031

    @legendoflink0031

    10 ай бұрын

    I mean it kinda did though. The mf was back soon after that.

  • @Notlordstark
    @Notlordstark10 ай бұрын

    I like to think Unicron would’ve transformed into a gigantic car floating in space

  • @YouAreStillNotablaze

    @YouAreStillNotablaze

    10 ай бұрын

    Rhis comment alone made clicking on such a depressing video worth it.

  • @jordannieland365

    @jordannieland365

    10 ай бұрын

    We are going to have Moonfall in reverse.

  • @triplet7788

    @triplet7788

    10 ай бұрын

    Turns into a damn military class 6 wheel hummer and makes an appearance in the new Mario cart..

  • @YouAreStillNotablaze

    @YouAreStillNotablaze

    10 ай бұрын

    @@triplet7788 No just a regular mid -oughts 4 door sedan.

  • @someonewhocommentsonyoutub3779

    @someonewhocommentsonyoutub3779

    10 ай бұрын

    Unicron: *transforms into a planet* Drift: I was expecting a giant car

  • @theZinator
    @theZinatorАй бұрын

    This movie feels like every scene had a different writing team and there was no coordination between them. One team wanted a cool Suicide Squad-style montage introducing the bad guys, the team for the next scene wanted the bad guys to get instantly curbstomped by the heroes. One wanted a ton of exposition, one wanted a humanoid robot voiced by the Downton Abbey butler, one wanted a scene with Evil Optimus.

  • @godlyprometheus8182

    @godlyprometheus8182

    5 күн бұрын

    This honestly sounds about right. Its hard to see it otherwise.

  • @dogeboi1804
    @dogeboi18047 ай бұрын

    Decepticon *Gets sorrounded and about to blasted to pieces* Saul Goodman: Do you know you have rights? The constitution says you do and so do I.

  • @masterkiloren99
    @masterkiloren9910 ай бұрын

    I don’t know why I’m so invested in this series but I regret nothing

  • @Solar_1011

    @Solar_1011

    10 ай бұрын

    Same here, man. Same here.

  • @chrisbanos1112

    @chrisbanos1112

    10 ай бұрын

    So maybe

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    10 ай бұрын

    Same here

  • @ShudderingSeagull

    @ShudderingSeagull

    10 ай бұрын

    Saaaame

  • @mikewozawski1634

    @mikewozawski1634

    10 ай бұрын

    Yes I love this whole channel but this is special to me

  • @Kyuuwai
    @Kyuuwai10 ай бұрын

    I like how Optimus Prime just Heroically fly throughout the vastness of outerspace just to find their origin, and ended just freezing his ass on the Jupiter

  • @walnzell9328

    @walnzell9328

    10 ай бұрын

    Jupiter's got hands.

  • @Apple_Beshy

    @Apple_Beshy

    10 ай бұрын

    @@walnzell9328 Space*

  • @MrREAPERsz

    @MrREAPERsz

    10 ай бұрын

    He didn't even get halfway to Cybertron lmao. He was still near the sun too. Don't these giant robots prepare themselves to travel thru space???

  • @dankerbell

    @dankerbell

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@MrREAPERszhe's traveled through space before as a protoform when he landed in the first movie, idk why he didn't do that again

  • @merrittanimation7721

    @merrittanimation7721

    10 ай бұрын

    “Guess I’ll die” -Optimus Prime

  • @sonicrose8430
    @sonicrose8430Ай бұрын

    19:29 I just want to take a second to acknowledge that VA’s golden line delivery of “WHAT!!!!”

  • @liaminator4950

    @liaminator4950

    16 күн бұрын

    Same as cosmo from fairly oddparents btw

  • @michaelscott5171

    @michaelscott5171

    4 күн бұрын

    Transformers prime is a treasure, and Knockout is one of the best characters

  • @blueskiesj
    @blueskiesj7 ай бұрын

    I honestly wish there were more batshit insane Transformers films so I could see more of these reviews

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork10 ай бұрын

    I was not expecting Cody to whip out the Downton abbey lore to explain a Transformers character

  • @jiado6893

    @jiado6893

    10 ай бұрын

    I wasn't expecting the Dragon Tales theme to come up. Or for it to be associated with Nazis.

  • @kirby7294

    @kirby7294

    10 ай бұрын

    This movie really lead to some unexpected consequences...

  • @azultarmizi

    @azultarmizi

    10 ай бұрын

    this video is a masterpiece, The worse the transformers movie is, the better the video will be.

  • @merrittanimation7721

    @merrittanimation7721

    10 ай бұрын

    The whiplash could break necks

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@azultarmiziThen this is the peak of Cody's TF series.

  • @c.kiousis3663
    @c.kiousis36639 ай бұрын

    Bayformers 6 would have DEFINETELY forgot that unicron is earth.

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    7 ай бұрын

    100%

  • @Commander_Appo

    @Commander_Appo

    7 ай бұрын

    I thought you were saying that this movie said Earth was a unicorn

  • @guggelguggel7491

    @guggelguggel7491

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Commander_Appo might as well with incoherent this plot was..

  • @CoraCreates

    @CoraCreates

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Commander_Appothis is and always has been my favorite ever joke in any transformers media.

  • @Albert_Lecter03

    @Albert_Lecter03

    3 ай бұрын

    Or funnier unicron gets amnesia that he is unicron and just refers himself as Earth because that’s what almost everyone refers it as lmao

  • @Alex-cv2gi
    @Alex-cv2gi5 ай бұрын

    If you listen really closely during Optimus Prime's reactivation in Age of Extinction you can actually hear him say “No, No! Sam run!” Meaning Sam was there during the ambush and was then killed by one of the men in Cemetery Wind as Optimus Prime explained what happened later on.

  • @luigiboi4244

    @luigiboi4244

    19 күн бұрын

    That would be absolutely horrifying if it were in a better movie

  • @ARStudios2000
    @ARStudios20006 ай бұрын

    That thing on the aspect ratios was something I noticed in Age of Extinction too. I thought it was odd that it kept happening, and I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who noticed this.

  • @davidsavage5630

    @davidsavage5630

    3 ай бұрын

    That's only in the IMAX 3D versions of Age of Extinction (and Revenge of the Fallen to be fair). And it only switches between IMAX and Panavision the same as The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises on blu-ray or 4K. I have Age of Extinction on 4K and there's no switching. The Last Knight switches between three non IMAX ratios and it does it no matter how you watch it. At least it made sense how it was employed on Age of Extinction. I think Michael Bay was on crack when he made The Last Knight (for many reasons) because the ratio switching is completely random in it. It's insanity..

  • @pearlstar5323

    @pearlstar5323

    3 ай бұрын

    @@davidsavage5630there’s an aspect ration change even more jarring than this in eternals. This doesn’t look as bad as that did but I didn’t even know this could be an issue.

  • @sophisticautistic5453
    @sophisticautistic545310 ай бұрын

    The autobots helping out Harriet in the underground railroad made me laugh harder than it should.

  • @velocityxm

    @velocityxm

    10 ай бұрын

    anmwey 🤣🤣

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    10 ай бұрын

    Starscream killed Abe Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth was just a cover-up

  • @MrDj232

    @MrDj232

    10 ай бұрын

    She probably needed them to punch out babies.

  • @sophisticautistic5453

    @sophisticautistic5453

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@halfmettlealchemist8076 there was no second plane! IT WAS STARSCREAM!

  • @AnzelmK

    @AnzelmK

    10 ай бұрын

    There is real risk that somebody in Transformer production team thought that it was actual railroad, and was picturing steam train autobot helping out.

  • @matthewdavies986
    @matthewdavies98610 ай бұрын

    I love the bizarre English version of Arthur who is somehow English, speaks English, defends England and is surrounded by English flags. But is also fighting the people who established the kingdom of England, and who English is literally named after

  • @pcenero

    @pcenero

    10 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure they confused "king of Britain" with "king of England."

  • @Maggot-Milk

    @Maggot-Milk

    10 ай бұрын

    its the equivalent of saying the autobots helped the aztecs fight the spanish 😂

  • @nbewarwe

    @nbewarwe

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Maggot-Milk And the Aztecs are speaking Spanish and flying the cross of Burgundy.

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@dpassch7God that would be a sight to see.

  • @Maggot-Milk

    @Maggot-Milk

    10 ай бұрын

    @@nbewarwe lol that's even better

  • @EhFrank
    @EhFrank7 ай бұрын

    16:05 I've never seen this movie, but I came across a video a while back called "Best Modern Villain Intro Scenes", it had The Departed, Dredd, The Dark Knight Rises (Bane instead of Joker? Already questioning the choices), Inglorious Basterds.... and for whatever reason (the video didn't have any commentary or anything), the scene of Megatron listing off his "crew". That inclusion was so freakin' jarring and hilarious.

  • @crizman7032
    @crizman70327 ай бұрын

    apparently, in an early version of the movie, Cogman was supposed to be a "Headmaster", a type of cybertronian (or person in mechsuit) that can transform into the head of another robot body and can control it. This can be seen in one of his toys, where he has a car mode and is at scale with the other transformers, as well as them calling him a Headmaster in the movie.

  • @jacksondavies3595

    @jacksondavies3595

    5 ай бұрын

    The toys had more thought put into them than the $200 MILLION BLOCKBUSTER!

  • @davidsavage5630

    @davidsavage5630

    3 ай бұрын

    You should read about the very earliest version of the movie so you can be as mad as I am that they chose to make whatever this is instead of that. Instead of being the worst Transformers movie it would have been possibly not just the best Transformers movie but maybe even Michael Bay's best movie. So of course they didn't do it..

  • @sebastiancintron29

    @sebastiancintron29

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@davidsavage5630 I find it hard to believe any version of this movie to be anything but dogwater.

  • @gladiator_jayy

    @gladiator_jayy

    Ай бұрын

    I read somewhere that he was going to pilot nitro zues body after bumblebee killed him

  • @luigiboi4244

    @luigiboi4244

    19 күн бұрын

    Could you provide a link or something?

  • @tumulovermelho93
    @tumulovermelho939 ай бұрын

    I just realized something. Optimus turning bad and fighting Bumblebee was the movie ripping off the trend of heroes fighting each other from that era too. Like we had BvS and Civil War.

  • @JoshuaG

    @JoshuaG

    8 ай бұрын

    True , another thing they ripped off

  • @zaynoonmoses

    @zaynoonmoses

    8 ай бұрын

    So people can’t turn evil anymore like wow like why

  • @DarlingMissDarling

    @DarlingMissDarling

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@zaynoonmoses lol you really posted that absolute tranformers 5 simpage for other people to see. Transformers _FIVE_ . That's actually impressive 😂👏👏👏

  • @ironmaster6496

    @ironmaster6496

    7 ай бұрын

    i can't even use the nemesis prime card because they always were different characters altogether

  • @ShockwaveFPSStudios

    @ShockwaveFPSStudios

    7 ай бұрын

    If there’s one thing I’ll give BvS and Civil War this, at-least that they made it clear they’re fighting each other. I forgot The Last Knight had that fight scene.

  • @scottishthesanta
    @scottishthesanta10 ай бұрын

    The fact the TRFs hate the TRANSformers is so accidentally genius

  • @marvelousball

    @marvelousball

    10 ай бұрын

    Megatron says trans rights

  • @burninsherman1037

    @burninsherman1037

    10 ай бұрын

    Either someone on the writing team is a genius, or that's one of the best accidents in shitty film history.

  • @leonrussell9607

    @leonrussell9607

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@marvelousballnow that is evil

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    10 ай бұрын

    According to the Transformers comic books (yes, there’s a Transformers comic book, go read it, it’s great) Cybertronians actually have no concrete concept of gender, what with them being artificially constructed, and many of them (including Arcee!!) canonically identify as gender-fluid. Make of that what you will. Edit: Welp, the transphobes found the reply section, gang, it was nice while it lasted

  • @effluviah7544

    @effluviah7544

    10 ай бұрын

    @@halfmettlealchemist8076 Cannot recommend the IDW comics enough. Especially More Than Meets the Eye and Lost Light. Hell yeah.

  • @stevemanos5770
    @stevemanos57708 ай бұрын

    20:17 he has a vendetta against small doors

  • @romerolemstra8747

    @romerolemstra8747

    6 күн бұрын

    BiGgEr DoOr

  • @thebatman7347
    @thebatman73474 ай бұрын

    "Your honor my client deserves a fair trial" Dreadbot: grrrrrr

  • @springfnafreviews7476
    @springfnafreviews747610 ай бұрын

    The thought of a decepticon possibly going to court is way too funny OMG THANK YOU ALL FOR 2K LIKES!

  • @walnzell9328

    @walnzell9328

    10 ай бұрын

    Imagine a Decepticon with connections to the Nazis decades later getting sent to court for bank robbery and being put in prison like a normal dude.

  • @marley7868

    @marley7868

    10 ай бұрын

    @@walnzell9328 honestly I'd wanna see that trial taking all bets how low till he's held in contempt?

  • @electricfeverx976

    @electricfeverx976

    10 ай бұрын

    @@walnzell9328 The precedent they've set also made me wonder, did any Decepticon get tried at the Nuremburg Trials?

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    10 ай бұрын

    “Hi, I’m -Saul- Soundwave Goodbot. Did you know that you have rights? The Pax Cybertronia says you do. And so do I.”

  • @MrREAPERsz

    @MrREAPERsz

    10 ай бұрын

    It would've worked too if people weren't murdering autobots on sight.

  • @Teeheehee093
    @Teeheehee09310 ай бұрын

    In Rise of the Beasts, Anthony Ramos character asks Optimus Primal if the Maximals built the temples in Peru and Primal says no and that ''we can't take credit for human ingenuity'', almost feels like a direct shot at how everything in history in the Bay films is the Transformers fault

  • @Meteorknite

    @Meteorknite

    10 ай бұрын

    Thats more sad than good. No transformers and human efforts the point was alien and humans making something

  • @kevinp.h8655

    @kevinp.h8655

    10 ай бұрын

    Ancient aliens

  • @guggelguggel7491

    @guggelguggel7491

    10 ай бұрын

    Tbf a lot of the reboot stuff feels like a dig at the Bayverse. Like how the bumblebee movie really focued on the human and bee bonding, and I got some Michaela vibes off of Charlie (young mechanic with parental issues) while her useless sidekick is a guy with a hopeless crush on her and they make a point of them not getting together at the end. (Edit) also the military is Not in on the Big Secret before everyone else and fucks up in a way that isnt simultaneously glorified. Rise of beast felt like an attempt at mixing the brutal and agressive Optimus with the classical type. Mirage bonded with a down on his luck guy having a hard time finding a job, he doesnt date the girl, the thing you mentioned about the robots not actually being behind human ingenuity... Its not a one on one, it feels like theyre trying to be their own thing, but it got little things that I feel like are meant to be a "we've improved" thing. Hopefully they dont go fully up their ass with self criticism/past shame. Though the Gi Joe teaser... I actually laughed in disbelief and then sighed in disappointed. Oh well. They want a cinematic universe. What else is new.

  • @pablocasas5906

    @pablocasas5906

    10 ай бұрын

    Perhaps, but it's more likely because nobody wants to be reminded of that dumb Ancient Aliens show and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I think nowadays most people know that those conspiracy theories about aliens building the pyramids or other ancient monuments are pretty offensive

  • @DIEGhostfish

    @DIEGhostfish

    10 ай бұрын

    But that's not Optimus Primal.

  • @TrinsitCom
    @TrinsitCom7 ай бұрын

    I about died when he said, “1600 years later, Optimus Prime is dead”. That really summed up this slow motion train wreck of a bad “viewing experience” 😂 I just started watching this again, and re-experienced that line, and I found it just as funny today as I did a month ago. Bravo

  • @inabstract
    @inabstract4 ай бұрын

    I just cant wrap my head around that phrase "Dont kill the messenger, or the messenger will kill you". I can understand "kill the messenger, or he will kill you". But... -Dont kill me, or i will kill you... wait what? 🤔 Im confused with this semantics lol

  • @robertkarnick1286
    @robertkarnick128610 ай бұрын

    My favorite part of this movie is how the writers literally forgot that Megatron became Galvatron in the 4th movie

  • @julianarwen

    @julianarwen

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah, they don't even bring up how he's got a spark now (we're supposed to assume Quintessa gave him one, but it was cut from the script)

  • @x_xnicko

    @x_xnicko

    10 ай бұрын

    They even remember that Starscream's head just appears intact when his head literally EXPLODES IN DSM

  • @shawklan27

    @shawklan27

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@x_xnicko I love how little the writers gave a shit about this franchise at this point

  • @logicplague2077

    @logicplague2077

    10 ай бұрын

    "Well, all I have to say is.....WWRRAAAAA!" - the writers, probably

  • @signs921

    @signs921

    10 ай бұрын

    That was due to copyright apparently, the name Megatron wasn't used for a while during that period in transformers so they almost lost the name Megatron because of the animated aligned continuity Megatron was dead for all of RID15, galvatron in the movie, and I think there was little to no toy of him released

  • @StopMoshin
    @StopMoshin10 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: Merlin was actually in the 80s cartoon for a one episode cameo where the autobots travel back in time to the medieval era, and Merlin is just there, and he is an actual wizard with real spells that he uses to help the autobots. Of course it's stupid but it was an 80s cartoon, that was to be expected, unlike this movie.

  • @bruhbruh-us6gl

    @bruhbruh-us6gl

    10 ай бұрын

    Idk him being an actual wizard who used actual real spells that work would have made this movie so much better

  • @StopMoshin

    @StopMoshin

    10 ай бұрын

    @@bruhbruh-us6gl I mean you ain't wrong

  • @occam7382

    @occam7382

    10 ай бұрын

    @@bruhbruh-us6gl, I actually found the idea of Merlin being this drunken con-man to be hilarious. It's one of very few things in this movie I actually get a shred of enjoyment out of.

  • @bruhbruh-us6gl

    @bruhbruh-us6gl

    10 ай бұрын

    @@occam7382 Maybe some enjoy it, but it’s a cheap and cynical joke in my eyes. It’s certainly more fun if he was an actual real wizard. Besides, the contrast between giant alien robots and old wizards is funny. Reminiscent of 40k, even.

  • @HexCypherr

    @HexCypherr

    10 ай бұрын

    @@bruhbruh-us6glgive zero explanation for it as well have it just be “Merlin is a full on wizard” it’s the 5th movie fuck it there’s a magic dude now

  • @DoomDogLazy7335
    @DoomDogLazy73355 ай бұрын

    Megatron's Real Job, Is Just Babysitting an Army Of Children?! 😂🤣😅 19:12

  • @benpowell-punmaster1214
    @benpowell-punmaster1214Ай бұрын

    I have an idea for how they could make Megatron’s “crew” more interesting. 1: Have them be in the actual movie for more than a scene. Have them be hunting the main cast throughout the movie. 2: Instead of making up a bunch of new Decepticons, why not make them the Combaticons? Onslaught is there, just add the rest. You can even have them combine into Bruticus for the final fight.

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad800810 ай бұрын

    I know nothing about Transformers, but seeing them inserted into historical photos like it’s a meme template is just as amazing as Moses using a Bayblade to split the Red Sea.

  • @kira-dk2mx

    @kira-dk2mx

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm keep forgetting that Metal Fusion still of Moses and the universe always makes sure to remind me. I still can't believe it.

  • @PirvateerKurei

    @PirvateerKurei

    10 ай бұрын

    That was a thing? I never saw Metal Fusion, but I'll be the first to say: I believe it. God gave Moses the Blade and told him to let it rip for Freedom.😂😂😂

  • @ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut

    @ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@PirvateerKureiyou made me laugh out loud on a public toilet

  • @flatcap957

    @flatcap957

    10 ай бұрын

    No he used a bakugan! Fun fact bakugans are actually transformers

  • @tetraxis3011

    @tetraxis3011

    10 ай бұрын

    The Holy Bayblade

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash646610 ай бұрын

    I love how the Unicorn plot was pulled directly from Transformers Prime, arguably the best show in the entire franchise, and they somehow made it absolutely terrible.

  • @davisdf3064

    @davisdf3064

    10 ай бұрын

    It's incredible, they really found a way to absolutely destroy any plot put in their hands

  • @Micheal.00

    @Micheal.00

    10 ай бұрын

    Prime was peak transformers content

  • @shawklan27

    @shawklan27

    10 ай бұрын

    That's the magic of Micheal Bay for ya!

  • @aerickmon3350

    @aerickmon3350

    10 ай бұрын

    Prime is just the best at everything transformers Everything

  • @PBart7

    @PBart7

    10 ай бұрын

    Prime and Beast Wars are unironically peak fiction

  • @mattthornhill554
    @mattthornhill5545 ай бұрын

    I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the Cemetery Wind faction logo is basically the Outer Heaven logo with a little marine raider flair added

  • @Connor-vj7vf
    @Connor-vj7vf7 ай бұрын

    33:46 caught me off guard with that one

  • @guidomista9565
    @guidomista956510 ай бұрын

    Transformers 5 is the movie version of going into a room and forgetting why you where there

  • @three_frogs_in_a_trench_coat

    @three_frogs_in_a_trench_coat

    9 ай бұрын

    *makes movie* What...what was I making this movie for?

  • @yacquubmohamed2451

    @yacquubmohamed2451

    8 ай бұрын

    @@three_frogs_in_a_trench_coatkooo

  • @XZAVIER-DAA-GOD

    @XZAVIER-DAA-GOD

    8 ай бұрын

    TLK*

  • @MellowMutant

    @MellowMutant

    7 ай бұрын

    THIS 🤣🤣

  • @spotlessmind9263

    @spotlessmind9263

    7 ай бұрын

    ...or becoming evil & forgetting you were evil

  • @thegnarledpirate9198
    @thegnarledpirate919810 ай бұрын

    The Monsterverse has done a great job at making every single one of its movies introduce a new element to its lore. And it is about a giant radioactive lizard.

  • @repulser93

    @repulser93

    10 ай бұрын

    And it’s actually engaging. And makes it clear that the monsters are the main stars of the show.

  • @leithaziz2716

    @leithaziz2716

    10 ай бұрын

    Heck, they managed to give Kong and Godzilla personallities in the last film, and they never spoke aside from roars and some face expressions.

  • @thegnarledpirate9198

    @thegnarledpirate9198

    10 ай бұрын

    @@leithaziz2716 Kong has more character than Godzilla, arguably.

  • @leithaziz2716

    @leithaziz2716

    10 ай бұрын

    @@thegnarledpirate9198 Probably. They gave him a pridefull "pondering my legacy and living up to it" attitude which was interesting and I'd say worked even if they didn't spend too much time on it. Godzilla ranged from a "hesitant protector/anti-hero" to "entertaining troll", which seems kinda messy in hindsight.

  • @boshwa20

    @boshwa20

    10 ай бұрын

    Not to mention Legendary seems like they just let their cinematic universe just do it's own thing. They don't have a year long plan for everyone to see, it just....HAPPENS

  • @obisvanainobis9950
    @obisvanainobis99504 ай бұрын

    "Optimus prime is stupid". I cant help but chuckle at how absurd yet true that is since the plot got so convoluted and dumb just realising that now gives me a good luagh

  • @macboi916
    @macboi91626 күн бұрын

    As an edgy and depressed 9-year-old during the pandemic's infancy, my dad decided to put this movie on, and I was excited. I was bored af. I went off to the bedroom to do other stuff. That's how soulless it is.

  • @Burgerboy
    @Burgerboy10 ай бұрын

    I love the part where Optimus said: "I have come" and than he came all over the place.

  • @retroicdescent

    @retroicdescent

    10 ай бұрын

    Would have been a better plot than what was actually made.

  • @SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden

    @SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden

    10 ай бұрын

    So he announced he had finished before he ever started?

  • @TheOriginalDuckley

    @TheOriginalDuckley

    10 ай бұрын

    @@SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_WaldenHe was holding it in for dramatic purposes lmao

  • @The-Plaguefellow

    @The-Plaguefellow

    10 ай бұрын

    Transformers: The Last Nut

  • @prashantteelucksingh2964

    @prashantteelucksingh2964

    10 ай бұрын

    Am what transforms where you watching

  • @mumkeymaan4600
    @mumkeymaan460010 ай бұрын

    The moment when humans in this movie decided it was worth recruiting the faction of Transformers who tried to wipe out humanity in order to hunt down the faction of Transformers who saved humanity… is the moment you realize humanity has no justified reason to live

  • @storygirl747watts4

    @storygirl747watts4

    10 ай бұрын

    That is 100% accurate and that is sad. I remember when I saw that part in the theatre. My exact thoughts were "Wait a damn minute. William Lennox, did you not spend a significant part of your military career trying to defend the whole ass planet from these shit heads?! Why the fuck are you working with them?! And why to track down the people who actually saved your life on more than one occasion?!" I was so angry I almost missed someone saying nearly the exact same thoughts out loud a few seats down from me.

  • @jarlathquinn2628

    @jarlathquinn2628

    10 ай бұрын

    Silence heretic

  • @ptolemeeselenion1542

    @ptolemeeselenion1542

    10 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @ptolemeeselenion1542

    @ptolemeeselenion1542

    10 ай бұрын

    @@storygirl747watts4 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaell8000

    @michaell8000

    10 ай бұрын

    And then he proves that yes he did drop any and all respect you could ever have for him back in the third movie by bailing out because a nerd back at base said 'we have the solution' I was genuinely just saying Optimus just go take your bots and get off the planet and let whatever bullshit going on happen seriously they don't deserve your help.

  • @zacharyzeller7764
    @zacharyzeller77643 ай бұрын

    Thank you so much for bringing up Prehisteria, it's been so many years since anyone recognized the movie that I genuinely wondered if I imagined it

  • @dkkanofkash8798
    @dkkanofkash879818 күн бұрын

    7:09, man, that was one POWERFUL pause. No immediate obnoxious cut that distracts your attention from what just happened by transitioning to the next scene, no, this one leaves you hanging even if it lasts 2 or 3 seconds longer than the real thing, and you’re just sitting there thinking “what did I just watch?” Usually when you watch a movie and pause after a scene, it leaves you thinking about what just happened, what came before, how it all connects, and leaves you wanting to see more. Here, you are just dumbfounded.

  • @thatnirvanatool6045
    @thatnirvanatool604510 ай бұрын

    The madman really went and reviewed past the 4th transformers movie. He truly has a mental tolerance far beyond our own.

  • @DigiMaster236

    @DigiMaster236

    10 ай бұрын

    @@waxblast7528 Because he's referring to Michael Bay's transformers which is well and truly dead. Bumblebee killed it.

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio

    @OtakuUnitedStudio

    10 ай бұрын

    @@DigiMaster236 Yes, but also no. Bay is no longer the director or creative lead, but he is still a consultant and advisor to the writing team. He said that he wanted to make sure the movies going forward stuck to his idea of what the world should be like. That's why one of the first credits in the opening of the movie is for Bay Films.

  • @davisdf3064

    @davisdf3064

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@OtakuUnitedStudio Even then, I'm glad he is not that important anymore because now, Bumblebee and Rise of the Beasts has a soul

  • @SJ9001

    @SJ9001

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@OtakuUnitedStudio Trouble is, this world is a bloated, incoherent, unimportant mess that changed its own rules on a whim even before TF5, and that was so bad, I dread the thought of a sequel. Why should future films have to be beholden to Bay's vision when his vision crashed so badly, they (rightly) retooled _Bumblebee_ as a full reboot? And how _can_ anyone make heads or tails of this world anyway?

  • @chromo5687
    @chromo568710 ай бұрын

    I like how fatigued he sounds. Like it really does sound like he watched all 5 and a part of his soul is gone

  • @PunishedKrab

    @PunishedKrab

    10 ай бұрын

    He’s a true hero for doing so

  • @bigbangrafa8435

    @bigbangrafa8435

    10 ай бұрын

    There's one good thing about this movie: Sir Anthony Hopkins was having the time of his life. I think they just told him where to go and when and then allowed him to do whatever the fuck he wanted to, and we all know he loves being crazy and weird in movies. After being a stoic and boring version of Odin for three Thor movies, he probably loved doing this one.

  • @dfastillo

    @dfastillo

    10 ай бұрын

    And now we make him watch the 6th

  • @kingswarthy

    @kingswarthy

    10 ай бұрын

    I can’t tell if you mean Optimus Or Pointless

  • @quynhphannhu7175

    @quynhphannhu7175

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@dfastilloit not really a 6 more like a 1, it the start of a trilogy in the reboot universe, it not connected to the Bayverse at all, it have new directors and visions.

  • @jonhulsart
    @jonhulsartАй бұрын

    the constant switching of aspect ratios is one of the funniest parts of this movie

  • @Direwolf13PS3
    @Direwolf13PS37 ай бұрын

    11:26 Plucky Scavenger girl alongside her little companion. Sounds a lot like Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Rey's introductory scene might as well have been plagiarism.

  • @Kingololz
    @Kingololz10 ай бұрын

    “Optimus is just… stupid” followed by Optimus’ corpse floating into the abyss has to be the best bit in the video

  • @IronShocker77

    @IronShocker77

    10 ай бұрын

    It's even funnier that Optimus froze in space because Megatron froze when entering Earth from space. Both are dumb.

  • @wat5709

    @wat5709

    10 ай бұрын

    Them frolicking through the field has to top it

  • @jeremybasset9041

    @jeremybasset9041

    10 ай бұрын

    I haven't watched these transformer movies but the 4th ending with Optimus taking off into space and the 5th picking up with optimus being a frozen scrap pile who couldnt even make it past 2 planets is so insanely stupid I just cant

  • @DiamondNuts

    @DiamondNuts

    10 ай бұрын

    He went into stasis he didn’t die

  • @UGNAvalon

    @UGNAvalon

    10 ай бұрын

    @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8 Pretty sure Jesus Christ didn’t repent to me. 🤔

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer179 ай бұрын

    The "robbing a bank, murder, double murder, triple murder, 9 dead, didn’t even take the money" killed me every time

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    9 ай бұрын

    I like how all of the murder convictions are listed like they’re separate incidents and not like they’re all referring to the same thing and also like the murderer wasn’t a fifteen-foot-tall metal behemoth who unloaded a plasma cannon into a crowded bank vault

  • @d00gz_

    @d00gz_

    8 ай бұрын

    It’s completely out of place but that’s a really funny line

  • @WhenGoatsWentBaa

    @WhenGoatsWentBaa

    8 ай бұрын

    I still just find it funny that they refuse to release him because of that, despite the fact that most Decepticons have probably killed a lot more than 9 people for a lot less

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    8 ай бұрын

    @@WhenGoatsWentBaa This is an excellent point. Practically every single Transformer in the Bayverse at this point has gone through the Geneva Convention like it’s a grocery list, and yet it’s the guy who shot up a bank in a heist gone wrong that the military has moral qualms about allying with, while still being totally down to team up with _fucking Megatron._ It’s so stupid, and I love it for that.

  • @KIager

    @KIager

    8 ай бұрын

    Maybe I'm stupid, but murder, double murder and triple murder sounds like 6 people.

  • @GyroZeppel
    @GyroZeppel8 ай бұрын

    I will never forget the Bernie Mac line “if I had a rock, I’d bust your head bitch!” So hilarious, especially since he’s saying it to his grandma hahaha 🤣

  • @TheProtronic
    @TheProtronic7 ай бұрын

    The director of Mad Max: Fury Road would have been an epic director for these films. Hell, the dirt bike gang seems to be an homage to the Junkions.

  • @mynameisharry8739
    @mynameisharry873910 ай бұрын

    The most ironic thing about Paramount wanting to make a cinematic universe out of Transformers, is that it's NOT a bad idea at all. Transformers has more than enough lore and decades of stories behind it to run a cinematic universe. Beast Wars, pre-war Cybertron, post-war Cybertron, Shattered Glass etc. It's just that the movies never seemed brave enough to explore anything beyond the surface of "robots fighting eachother on earth"

  • @mrscruffles801

    @mrscruffles801

    10 ай бұрын

    Well they seem to be setting that up, given the new movie...

  • @DonVigaDeFierro

    @DonVigaDeFierro

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@mrscruffles801 I don't trust Paramount enough with making that plan work. The _only_ cinematic universe that has worked is Marvel's. I think the conclusion is obvious: It can't be done. It's pure RNG.

  • @zackarysullivan9019

    @zackarysullivan9019

    10 ай бұрын

    @@mrscruffles801 problem is a GI JOE crossover sounds significantly less exciting or interesting than any of the other options OP gave

  • @-libertyprimev1-902

    @-libertyprimev1-902

    10 ай бұрын

    Really doesn't need to be said but the other problem is none of these production studios have an ounce of patience, they saw the MCU craze that built up over a decade and a half then forgot the "decade and a half" part thinking they could start one in 2ish hours with 10 halfbaked ideas...

  • @mrscruffles801

    @mrscruffles801

    10 ай бұрын

    @@zackarysullivan9019 I agree. That was a dumb idea. I was intentionally vague to not post spoilers but I guess that doesn't matter now.

  • @RED-sl2le
    @RED-sl2le10 ай бұрын

    It took me 5 minutes to realize, this isn’t a new film that just came out last year. This has been out since 2017, and that speaks volumes.

  • @rnpee

    @rnpee

    10 ай бұрын

    I keep thinking the 4th movie was the one made in 2017, but no that’s this one. I feel old

  • @merrittanimation7721

    @merrittanimation7721

    10 ай бұрын

    It feels like this movie came out in like 2013 to me.

  • @samuelpoulin8148

    @samuelpoulin8148

    9 ай бұрын

    Omg you reassured me 😅 frl I was like "wait... I've seen some of those images some years ago... I'm crazy or what?"

  • @Thesavagesouls

    @Thesavagesouls

    9 ай бұрын

    And that they released 2 more movies and one of them this very year.

  • @betoh7140

    @betoh7140

    9 ай бұрын

    I legit thought this had just been released and I was completely unaware for days. Turns out I was unaware for years

  • @wesleymiles8756
    @wesleymiles87567 ай бұрын

    I can’t stop watching this. The way you so elegantly yet simply rip this movie to absolute shreds is so entertaining.

  • @gem9535
    @gem95358 ай бұрын

    My mother loves this movie, and it just solidifies my theory that my mother just loves garbage movies. The more nonsensical and horrible they are, the more my mother loves them on principle. And before anyone goes "Some people like watching movies that are so bad, they're good," no. She doesn't acknowledge that they're bad. She genuinely thinks they're good movies, even when they're horrible. I watch movie reviews all the time, including of ones her and I watch, and she gawks and squawks whenever I watch one that criticizes one of the awful ones. She won't go so far as to say they're works of art, but she still thinks they're good movies, and I don't understand it.

  • @MaddogSamurEye
    @MaddogSamurEye9 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: Apparently Sir Anthony Hopkins had a ball filming TF5. While its a departure from all the best films he's in, the atmosphere, the crew being nice, and lax filming made it the most fun he's ever been in a production. He admits the film is a lot of shite once he got the final product, but he'll give anything to have what he had during filming for TF5 from the cast and crew.

  • @javierpowell4705

    @javierpowell4705

    8 ай бұрын

    which makes the micheala qoute of bay being 'hitler' on set more hilarious

  • @NounOzlos

    @NounOzlos

    8 ай бұрын

    @@javierpowell4705 It's entirely possible that Bay treats the legendary elder actor and a young woman actor very differently, wouldn't you say?

  • @creed8712

    @creed8712

    8 ай бұрын

    @@NounOzlosthat’s true but we also know of the people Fox had to deal with within the industry I don’t recall Bay being on that shit list

  • @greenstorm5568

    @greenstorm5568

    8 ай бұрын

    More proof that TF5 was just a load of f@#$ing around lol

  • @redtoneredtone6592

    @redtoneredtone6592

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@creed8712I believe fox but anthony Hopkins is cinema royalty if he said that bay mistreated him then bay would absolutely get fucked

  • @treemannick2969
    @treemannick29698 ай бұрын

    RIP Onslaught, all he wanted was a bigger door. He remains in my thoughts and prayers every night 😢

  • @BMH_cinema

    @BMH_cinema

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @wilhelmburgdorf9309

    @wilhelmburgdorf9309

    23 күн бұрын

    honestly the decepticons in this movie were kinda just vibing, their goofy personality really made it difficult to root against them

  • @SrRurik

    @SrRurik

    21 күн бұрын

    he found the biggest doors in transformer heaven

  • @davidsavage5630
    @davidsavage56303 ай бұрын

    I love that the Monsterverse is the only other cinematic universe that is working. I think people like it because it's made up for not being the financial monster that Marvel is by not feeling like it's shoved down everyone's throat 24/7. It actually fucks off every once in a while until it's got a new movie every few years lol..

  • @MegaFireFlare
    @MegaFireFlare8 ай бұрын

    Honestly part of me loves this movie for how absurd it is, it just dives off the deep end and watching it in theaters was like a fever dream I can never remember it as just one movie, it makes me think there are like three extra transformer movies in my brain

  • @elite3254
    @elite325410 ай бұрын

    I once went on a walk with a friend and during the walk he gave me a 20 minute summary of this movie off the dome. I didn’t know it even existed, I legitimately thought he was messing with me.

  • @user-yf4gx9lw6c

    @user-yf4gx9lw6c

    10 ай бұрын

    I commend your friend for being able to do that.

  • @Shane_-M

    @Shane_-M

    10 ай бұрын

    “So Megatron goes to white army guy from the first three movies and asks him for some decepticons who are locked up in jail” “And then we find out that transformers helped humans carry out both the Underground Railroad, and the holocaust” Honestly you couldn’t make either of those up if you tried to

  • @user-yf4gx9lw6c

    @user-yf4gx9lw6c

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Shane_-M I mean you could make that up… if you took very strong hallucinogenic drugs.

  • @Dave1507

    @Dave1507

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Shane_-M someone did though...

  • @2nd3rd1st

    @2nd3rd1st

    10 ай бұрын

    What are you, 60? Who at a Transformers watching age goes on walks with their friends lol 😂

  • @TheRealWoopSlap
    @TheRealWoopSlap10 ай бұрын

    I still think the dumbest scene out of the Bayverse is how Cade stopped a attack from one of the Guardians

  • @julianarwen

    @julianarwen

    10 ай бұрын

    All because he had Exaclibur. Yup, that was supposed to be excalibur, but it's never referred to as such. ...and it's literally never used again after this scene.

  • @mynameisabe446

    @mynameisabe446

    10 ай бұрын

    What pisses me off about that scene is how poorly edited it is. There was a low angle shot behind Cade with a good angle on him as well as the transformer knight swinging the sword. Yet, for some inexplicable reason it was cut in the middle by another angle of just Cade swinging the sword, all that did was break the moment. This was supposed to be Cade coming out as the Last Knight (lol) yet all I think is how poor the editing is.

  • @Eternal_Sky_Universe

    @Eternal_Sky_Universe

    10 ай бұрын

    it's on par with how Noah was able to hold Optimus and pull him in ROTB

  • @a_wolf8889

    @a_wolf8889

    10 ай бұрын

    ⁠​⁠@@Eternal_Sky_UniverseIn ROTB Noah had a full transformers armor so super strength is acceptable, but in that movie the guy just had a sword.

  • @Eternal_Sky_Universe

    @Eternal_Sky_Universe

    10 ай бұрын

    @@a_wolf8889Even tho he had an armor, he was still way too tiny compared to Optimus. Someone that small shouldn't be able hold Optimus while he was getting sucked into the black hole thingy. Like, we see Noah sticking his feet on the ground but he was holding Optimus before that. So Optimus just looses his grip on the axe but Noah was able stop Optimus from flying away with just one arm? I love ROTB but i can't excuse the bad writing in that scene "in that movie the guy just had a sword." I'm not saying Cade stopping that giant sword makes sense but in the movie, the sword that Cade used to block the robots attack was actually the excalibur

  • @berserkerrex4411
    @berserkerrex44116 ай бұрын

    At 2:15 the drone looks like Darth Vader's TIE Advanced X1 and I can't unsee it now. And now neither can you.

  • @CassiusSharp
    @CassiusSharp4 ай бұрын

    14:39 yes we do get that reveal the Knights call her the Great Deceiver. I’m a 2010s kid was one of the few people who actually cared about the last as Transformers were everything to me

  • @kaelumHodder
    @kaelumHodder10 ай бұрын

    The court scene for ‘how did they charge him’ had me dying haha

  • @comixproviderftw_02

    @comixproviderftw_02

    10 ай бұрын

    “This gentle giant just bleeds out yet the demon monster gets a rap sheet.”

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    10 ай бұрын

    "Was there a trial? Did they give him an attorney?"

  • @nathanpierce7681

    @nathanpierce7681

    10 ай бұрын

    saul goodbot, representing his client dreadbot

  • @guccifer764

    @guccifer764

    10 ай бұрын

    @@nathanpierce7681 “Hi, I’m Saul Goodbot. Did you know you have rights? The Allspark says you do!”

  • @balsasjekloca9308

    @balsasjekloca9308

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@guccifer764"Until proven guilty, I believe that every bot, con, and protoform is innocent. And that's why I fight for you Iacon!"

  • @dendostar5436
    @dendostar543610 ай бұрын

    Cody, I’m 41 years old. I’ve seen every franchise I ever cared about destroyed beyond comprehension multiple times over. I love these videos. They help.

  • @SP-sy5nq

    @SP-sy5nq

    10 ай бұрын

    🙏🙏🙏

  • @ricardozk

    @ricardozk

    10 ай бұрын

    😢😢😢

  • @Slybo371

    @Slybo371

    10 ай бұрын

    His hatred fueled a great video

  • @jordannieland365

    @jordannieland365

    10 ай бұрын

    Did they end your marriage?

  • @Binks182

    @Binks182

    10 ай бұрын

    Fuck I'm 25 and I've seen star wars, got, indiana jones, doctor strange and marvel get seemingly ruined.

  • @user-pv3rq5ib3y
    @user-pv3rq5ib3y8 ай бұрын

    I really love that line bro " luckily we have ray from Star wars here" damn cool you roasted with this line

  • @21powah
    @21powah7 ай бұрын

    23:29 Hmm... I wonder. If these movies ever got sequels, would Cogman be revealed as a kind of compressed transformer? Like, he's actually way more massive than he looks and his deal is that he doesn't transform into a different shape just different sizes? He's awful small to put... the green transformer here in a hold like this so the hidden weight/strength could make this make sense? I dunno, I'm just spit balling. There's not a lot to grab hold of in this movie.

  • @katkratevideosgunner2137
    @katkratevideosgunner213710 ай бұрын

    I love how this series has done ancient aliens better than ancient aliens itself.

  • @AZ_sports_are_better

    @AZ_sports_are_better

    10 ай бұрын

    W comment.

  • @romanscum5678

    @romanscum5678

    10 ай бұрын

    W comment.

  • @ljjmac6983

    @ljjmac6983

    10 ай бұрын

    W comment

  • @JasonSighn

    @JasonSighn

    10 ай бұрын

    W comment.

  • @floatingf8783

    @floatingf8783

    10 ай бұрын

    This is. . . Requiem

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong789110 ай бұрын

    Sam dying off screen was one thing (a bad thing) but having Lennox switching sides to hunt down the Autobots when he was a professional soldier who fought against the Decepticons alongside the Autobots and had Ironhide lived with his family at some point was just a a kick in the balls.

  • @storygirl747watts4

    @storygirl747watts4

    10 ай бұрын

    Thank you for saying this. Like this part of the movie really bothered me. I wanted nothing more than to kick him in the balls during the whole damn movie. As fucked up as it is, I can understand humanity doing this to the Autobots, but not him. I know I'd lose a fight to his character, but I would still try to fight and beat his ass for what he did.

  • @theboyinthedark6521

    @theboyinthedark6521

    10 ай бұрын

    Can’t believe that

  • @wes186

    @wes186

    10 ай бұрын

    Where do they mention the Ironhide thing? I don’t remember that at all.

  • @suenzhong7891

    @suenzhong7891

    10 ай бұрын

    @@wes186 I honestly can't remember because it's been so long but I think it was in the comics/books tie in? Edit: don't quote me on this as I may be wrong. What I am sure about is that many TF fans back in 2007 said that Ironhide was the Lennox family guardian (possibly because Ironhide dropped Lennox off at his house and since Lennox is the other main human character besides Sam it just made sense that he gets a Transformer buddy too).

  • @pz4642

    @pz4642

    10 ай бұрын

    yes he was one of my favorite characters and i was just so confused

  • @biggerbonbon1921
    @biggerbonbon19213 ай бұрын

    I feel the idea of the transfromers helping the knights sounds like it would make an amazing story if it wasn't done so poorly

  • @davidsavage5630

    @davidsavage5630

    3 ай бұрын

    True to Hollywood, there was an early screenplay or something for this years ago that seemed about a thousand times better...at least on paper. So of course they didn't make that version. If they had filmed THAT script (called The Last Knights) it might have been the best one..

  • @andrewoldham3675
    @andrewoldham36752 ай бұрын

    The whole bit about the Autobots being in the American Revolution helping out General George Washington is very batty. Was Bumblebee on the ship in the Boston Harbor, helping dump British tea during the Boston Tea Party? Was Ironhide riding with Paul Revere and William Dawes, warning about the Redcoats coming to Lexington and Concord? I actually would have been willing to watch a Transformers movie about that to see how that would have worked. I now all of sudden want to transport to an alternate universe where The Last Knight inexplicably became a billion dollar hit and we got that Bayformers Cinematic Universe just to see how nuts it would have gotten.

  • @skeletonlight2118
    @skeletonlight211810 ай бұрын

    Rest in peace onslaught all he wanted was a bigger door

  • @sinistrality7883

    @sinistrality7883

    10 ай бұрын

    RIP Nitro Zeus, all he wanted was to fuck that one random worker's wife.

  • @yocapo32

    @yocapo32

    8 ай бұрын

    @@oogabooga265 Every building in Cybertron is built to Prime size, and he kept hitting his head on the frame, and no matter how much he complained about it no one wanted to make bigger doors, so he joined the Decepticons out of spite.

  • @Linki8uu

    @Linki8uu

    8 ай бұрын

    @@yocapo32now I’m imagining that he’s just a really nice guy who’s terribly misunderstood and nobody cared about him so he just decided welp guess I’ll do it myself and started blowing up doors

  • @The13thRonin

    @The13thRonin

    8 ай бұрын

    He deserved better than this movie. It was a mercy.

  • @artemisorwhatever9828

    @artemisorwhatever9828

    7 ай бұрын

    @@yocapo32 Ironically, that would kinda fit the TFP origin story of the decepticons, if you squint at it a bit. Megatron was mostly gathering a political gathering based on the inequality rampant throughout Cybertron, which to some extent would probably include architecture not made with unusually-sized cybertronians in mind.

  • @barsx7634
    @barsx763410 ай бұрын

    "He's not even trying, and still manages to outperform everyone in the frame" Anthony was actually an amazing part of the film, it was so much fun seeing him and his sociopath transformer friend go insane on screen

  • @blanco0949

    @blanco0949

    10 ай бұрын

    I remember being like 10 when this came out and dying at every single scene with them

  • @user-jh5wt8lq9x

    @user-jh5wt8lq9x

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@blanco0949 You made me feel old I was 10 when I watched the second movie in cinemas

  • @gamblorrr

    @gamblorrr

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@user-jh5wt8lq9x you make me feel old I was 13 when the first one came out

  • @NordisktLejon

    @NordisktLejon

    10 ай бұрын

    @@gamblorrr oh you young whipersnapper, I was 14 when the first one came out!

  • @novustalks7525

    @novustalks7525

    10 ай бұрын

    They were genuinely hilarious

  • @willh3972
    @willh39723 ай бұрын

    My buddy and i saw the trailer for this while not having seen the prior movie, so optimus floating across the screen frozen solid with Hopkins saying he "left us" was both confusing and hilarious

  • @kylorage5964
    @kylorage59648 ай бұрын

    The Prehysteria reference was gold!! 😂

  • @Satellite_Of_Love

    @Satellite_Of_Love

    4 ай бұрын

    "It has that rad '90's vibe, only shameless and corporate". Which is funny because everything "rad" in the '90's was shameless and corporate.😂

  • @felixalexander7399
    @felixalexander739910 ай бұрын

    Coming from someone who lives in Chicago I can tell you right now that seeing construction on the city taking longer and somehow going backwards at the same time is the *MOST REALISTIC THING IN THIS MOVIE*

  • @Billy-tn3ft

    @Billy-tn3ft

    10 ай бұрын

    Speaking of construction, you think it’ll ever end on the Eisenhower?

  • @felixalexander7399

    @felixalexander7399

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Billy-tn3ft our only hope for a fixed Eisenhower died with the AllSpark

  • @peep3298

    @peep3298

    10 ай бұрын

    The Eisenhower has been under construction since I was a kindergartener. I am currently on my 3rd year of university and I’m pretty sure it’s still not done

  • @patrickbasedman8532

    @patrickbasedman8532

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Billy-tn3ftholy shit i completely forgot about that

  • @Elvusmiw

    @Elvusmiw

    10 ай бұрын

    The relatable aspect of the bayverse

  • @jeff5534
    @jeff553410 ай бұрын

    I love that they just photoshopped a transformer onto the painting of the Battle of Waterloo, like there was just a giant robot walking around in the middle of one of the most documented battles in history and everyone just forgot about it afterwards

  • @WlatPziupp

    @WlatPziupp

    8 ай бұрын

    Paintings working like photographs is my favorite trope. Gigantic metal people that can change shapes obviously would be mentioned in every letter from every soldier who saw one, but I just love this idea of them being "caught on paint"

  • @l-nolazck-rn24

    @l-nolazck-rn24

    7 ай бұрын

    He was the one soldier from the Waterloo film who broke rank and cried out against the tragedy that is war. In true Anglo-Saxon, the directors of Waterloo changed him for a human, shameless!

  • @Satellite_Of_Love

    @Satellite_Of_Love

    7 ай бұрын

    If people could come back from the dead, I could see an extremely irate Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington coming back to set the record straight, regardless of the fact that this is fiction. Up with this, the Iron Duke would not put.

  • @EJ_Red

    @EJ_Red

    Ай бұрын

    @@WlatPziupp With WWI being the invention of tanks, you'd also expect some kind of schematic detailing a transformer-like vehicle/weapon that would have eventually become the tank too

  • @FadeTheMonk
    @FadeTheMonk3 ай бұрын

    I've only seen 2 of your videos and can tell that you've gotta enjoy editing and narration greatly 😂 I can appreciate the work you've put in as well as the comedic value here. Good shit 💯

  • @garyeggins9878
    @garyeggins98788 ай бұрын

    key thing you forgot about bumblebee vs optimus, in the fight, bumblebee almost actually won and almost killed optimus but got fucked over by a wave

  • @Tyberes
    @Tyberes10 ай бұрын

    Sir Anthony Hopkins being the only actor in this movie who feels like they're having fun tracks. From the way I understand the story the man went to his agent and said something like "I think my resume is impressive enough, I want to cut loose, go find me some absolute garbage"

  • @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079

    @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079

    10 ай бұрын

    dude just acts in garbage movies as his average wednesday hobby that is one major power move right there

  • @SolariusScorch

    @SolariusScorch

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 Hmm, just like Christopher Lee!

  • @snelldor1474

    @snelldor1474

    9 ай бұрын

    If you’re going to be in an absolute pile of shit, at least have fun with it.

  • @ozpin8329

    @ozpin8329

    8 ай бұрын

    The same reason Sir Patrick Stewart voiced Poop in the Emoji movie

  • @LukePowerstancedUp
    @LukePowerstancedUp10 ай бұрын

    One of the things I love about this movie is how not only did everyone forget this wasn't the first time Cybertron was about to hit the Earth, but also Cybertron is way smaller than it was in Dark of the Moon.

  • @user-qx8jo3ed9u

    @user-qx8jo3ed9u

    10 ай бұрын

    And it has plants for some reason.

  • @crimsondynamo615

    @crimsondynamo615

    10 ай бұрын

    @@user-qx8jo3ed9ubeast machines flashbacks

  • @moredac2881

    @moredac2881

    10 ай бұрын

    I thought I felt some deja vu

  • @leewooboi

    @leewooboi

    10 ай бұрын

    ⁠it’s smaller and looks like that because it got ripped apart after the Space Bridge shut on it.

  • @didiportia1022

    @didiportia1022

    10 ай бұрын

    😅

  • @arandomnobody1725
    @arandomnobody172525 күн бұрын

    I thought sam died helping optimus but was killed by lockdown Because as soon as Optimus wakes up in age of extinction he yells “sam run”

  • @ichaseiyoutube

    @ichaseiyoutube

    19 күн бұрын

    That'd be a suitable explanation.

  • @user-zg2ns2vr5x
    @user-zg2ns2vr5x7 ай бұрын

    I noticed that damn aspect ration thing and I could not believe no one was stalking about it! Thank you fore making me feel seen

  • @FrozenRiver-mi8yf
    @FrozenRiver-mi8yf10 ай бұрын

    I like to imagine dread bot in a giant suit trying to convince a judge that he’s not guilty

  • @herbertschulz4313

    @herbertschulz4313

    10 ай бұрын

    After he already murdered three previous judges

  • @a_wolf8889

    @a_wolf8889

    10 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@herbertschulz4313”it was self defence” -dread bot

  • @trooper9249

    @trooper9249

    10 ай бұрын

    "Your honor, I'm just an alien robot from outer space. Your world confuses and enrages me. The sight of your fleshy forms disgusts me on a level beyond comprehension. Yes, I may have killed a number of humans -- but if our positions were reversed and you were stuck on a world full of hideous mechanical beings, you would have doubtlessly reacted the same way."

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken

    @RegalRoyalWasTaken

    10 ай бұрын

    I need to see the court case footage of nitro zeus im begging you michael bay

  • @some_shitposting_idiot3023

    @some_shitposting_idiot3023

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@trooper9249"bro you're literally genociding my race I'm entitled to do the same"

  • @ice.9445
    @ice.944510 ай бұрын

    I used to watch Transformers: Prime as a kid with my brother. So years later, as a surprise, our parents brought us to see this movie. For the first 10 minutes, I really thought they bought us the wrong tickets. We all left halfway through it.

  • @aerickmon3350

    @aerickmon3350

    10 ай бұрын

    Sounds about right They even stole the unicron plot line from the show The transformers movies stole from themselves

  • @mr.yeeter3537

    @mr.yeeter3537

    10 ай бұрын

    bruh i can't blame you and it's really funny

  • @Anonymous-wg5cz

    @Anonymous-wg5cz

    10 ай бұрын

    Damn yall missed out on a good movie

  • @convenient_username7357
    @convenient_username73575 ай бұрын

    I will always use this movie as an example to how much Megatron just doesn't matter anymore. He's supposed to be this huge threat to the autobots AND humans in all TF media. But since the bayverse, he's just been made a waterboy for the bigger threats instead of being his own villain like he was in the first movie. They give him amazing designs just for him to be nothing to the plot. He used to be like Darth Vader; just a mere sidekick to the big bad guy but still a one man army that can handle enemies himself just fine. He hasn't even been mentioned in the new movies either, just replaced by random decepticons like Scourge. Megatron was always my favorite growing up, so I'm beyond pissed at how his only significance anymore is just media I'll never take apart in and a $25 Fortnite skin bundle

  • @antr7493
    @antr74935 ай бұрын

    7:47 love how they took a modern day liquor bottle and wrapped it in burlap

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi430110 ай бұрын

    People may have forgotten this movie, but I’ll never forget the day I first watched it. Being 3 minutes late to the theater screening and walking in just before the Merlin scene, being confused if I was actually in the right place only to realise I was actually where I was supposed to be the moment merlin walked up and regurgitated cringy dialogue to a giant medieval robot. It just perfectly represents this movie and the franchise as a whole.

  • @octavalgecko-1584

    @octavalgecko-1584

    10 ай бұрын

    Bro, I remember when I first saw the film too. I was immediately confused and almost left the theater because I thought it was a different movie.

  • @SolarFlareWings
    @SolarFlareWings10 ай бұрын

    "It's Knockout's fault!" has got to be one of my favorite moments in Prime. I love Starscream.

  • @elm4tr1x61

    @elm4tr1x61

    10 ай бұрын

    Precisely, my WHAT!?!? 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

  • @occam7382

    @occam7382

    10 ай бұрын

    A glorious line for a glorious character in a glorious show. Cody needs to review that to regain his sanity.

  • @MajorNomad

    @MajorNomad

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh, how I love the nod to Starscream and Knockout's one braincell work relationship back in Transformers Prime. Lol

  • @leithaziz2716

    @leithaziz2716

    10 ай бұрын

    Starscream is such a funny character.

  • @occam7382

    @occam7382

    10 ай бұрын

    @@leithaziz2716, he is. Starscream is by far my favorite Decepticon in Transformers Prime (My favorite Autobot in the show is Arcee, in case you were wondering).

  • @franklinkinmartin
    @franklinkinmartin7 ай бұрын

    This guy is a 10/10 youtuber. Great content to watch while high

  • @methodz11
    @methodz113 ай бұрын

    The dead meat channel is like a tv show for me, I watch it during my lunch every Friday (when not fucked over by copyright) and I look forward to it all week. You guys are a part of my weekly schedule lol

  • @JamesTheDominator
    @JamesTheDominator10 ай бұрын

    I love how the writer just forgot that the ones who created the transformers according to the 4th film were squid like aliens when they went with Quintessa. Truly a franchise with a true commitment to continuity

  • @connorp3764

    @connorp3764

    10 ай бұрын

    I mean…Quintessa was called the “great deceiver” so like she was most likely just plain lying to manipulate Optimus.

  • @JamesTheDominator

    @JamesTheDominator

    10 ай бұрын

    @@connorp3764 considering all the other continuity snubs in the film you honestly think the discrepancy is intentional?

  • @connorp3764

    @connorp3764

    10 ай бұрын

    @@JamesTheDominator considering it was a major aspect of both AOE and TLK and they literally put the line in the movie yeah I would think so. Pointing out the existence of continuity errors in the film which somehow means everything else is probably a continuity error too is fairly odd logic imo.

  • @Sheriff_Curtis

    @Sheriff_Curtis

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@connorp3764ultimately we'll most likely never know because the Bayverse has finally been put to rest.

  • @peterfrank3365

    @peterfrank3365

    10 ай бұрын

    Each movie has a brand new lore that contradicts each other.

  • @zentuckyfriedckn2587
    @zentuckyfriedckn258710 ай бұрын

    I always found it bizarre the direction the plots went with these movies about giant robots that turn into cars.

  • @slipspacesurvivalist9416

    @slipspacesurvivalist9416

    10 ай бұрын

    Want to know what's weird? I was running security for a theater last weekend and some big cool dude walked up to me wondering where the Transformers movie was showing and I had to look it up on the roster for him. lol

  • @bishopcorva
    @bishopcorva3 ай бұрын

    Even watching this, all I can recall about it is a fair amount of Wahlberg squinting, baysplosions, more squinting, Hopkins doing... Hopkinisms and baysplosions then end of movie.

  • @solareagle1802
    @solareagle180210 күн бұрын

    Just realized that the part about the horns coming out of the ground was foreshadowing about Earth being Unicron. He was preparing to transform to fight Cybertron and Quintessa. Also, Unicron being able to to spread his evil to living beings near him would be an explanation for why so many characters seem so negative the further along these movies go, Unicron is pushing his evil more after Optimus arrives, knowing that Optimus could find the Matrix of Leadership.

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