Transformers 4: Please No More

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65 million years ago the dinosaurs were wiped from this planet with an asteroid strike. God how I am envious of them.
Transformers 4 is a wacky movie that shows that even mediocre franchises can get worse. I defended Dark of the Moon, but I can't defend this. And this isn't even the worst movie in the franchise.
Twitter: HubPointless
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:48 How 4 Got Greenlit
06:44 Movie Recap
10:52 An Unfortunate Plot
18:45 The Worst Trio Ever
22:28 Its Legal In Texas
26:33 The Bad Guys
31:37 The Good Guys
34:54 China
37:08 Please No More
Podel Up Parody: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6F_1NynpLzgpbQ.html

Пікірлер: 8 216

  • @firstcynic92
    @firstcynic92 Жыл бұрын

    You've got 3 more of these to do. This was the half way point.

  • @placeholderdoe

    @placeholderdoe

    Жыл бұрын

    Stop it he’s already dead!

  • @svvids1247

    @svvids1247

    Жыл бұрын

    Noooooooo

  • @SpaceJawa

    @SpaceJawa

    Жыл бұрын

    Three more of these to do...*so far*.

  • @Stormfin

    @Stormfin

    Жыл бұрын

    Four if you count '86.

  • @dr.deadpool5959

    @dr.deadpool5959

    Жыл бұрын

    Bumblebee is not that half bad so he should be able to survive by the end

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD Жыл бұрын

    The fact that you took the woman that became your wife to this movie as your first date, fell asleep halfway through, and she still decided to go on another date with you and then marry you is an inspiration for all.

  • @the_lonewonder95.mp47

    @the_lonewonder95.mp47

    Жыл бұрын

    The rizz

  • @joshstraub6972

    @joshstraub6972

    Жыл бұрын

    Rizz

  • @theotv5522

    @theotv5522

    Жыл бұрын

    Cute if true

  • @shadowling77777

    @shadowling77777

    Жыл бұрын

    Rizzformers

  • @Melonist

    @Melonist

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@shadowling77777 age of rizz

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds Жыл бұрын

    There will never be a film critique more absolutely soul-crushing than, "I saw this film on the first date I had with my wife. I fell asleep halfway through."

  • @Hel1mutt

    @Hel1mutt

    Жыл бұрын

    Slap it on the back of the DVD

  • @zstewart

    @zstewart

    Жыл бұрын

    However, they still got married, so I guess that worked out.

  • @tripod_boi2056

    @tripod_boi2056

    Жыл бұрын

    I only reson I saw this movie is because it has dinosaurs.

  • @Angelofvengeance

    @Angelofvengeance

    Жыл бұрын

    Tripod_Boi. Yep other than that this movies was terrible and a snor fest. It has some cool designs for the transformers though.

  • @CGB_Crash

    @CGB_Crash

    Жыл бұрын

    I gotta know, did she also fall asleep? Or was she glued to the screen?

  • @sorio99
    @sorio999 ай бұрын

    The wildest thing is, at the time the movie was released, the actress was 19 years old, and even when they were filming, she was 18. They could’ve just said “Yeah, she’s 18, and she’s dating this guy she met recently and there’s a three year age gap so her dad’s a little weirded out, but it’s all fine.” Instead, they aged her character down JUST to have it be questionably legal and unquestionably creepy.

  • @Thunderblock7889

    @Thunderblock7889

    7 ай бұрын

    On the moral aspect, a 17 year old can consent with someone who is no more than 2 years older, and the dude was 20, making it 3 years, and that is predatorial.

  • @Hundeputzmunter

    @Hundeputzmunter

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Thunderblock7889 Outside the USA, many countries (inc the UK) have 16 as the age of consent, so a 17 year old dating a 20 year old is no big deal....still weird for a movie to needlessly obsess about it though

  • @TigerWave01

    @TigerWave01

    7 ай бұрын

    ⁠​⁠@@HundeputzmunterTrue, but considering it’s set in the US and made for a US (and Chinese) audience, I can’t imagine it would’ve ever been received well. And it’s just like…why even do that to begin with? Just an odd choice

  • @Filterdeez

    @Filterdeez

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@TigerWave01it's Hollywood trying to normalize their pedophiliac nature

  • @dannybeane2069

    @dannybeane2069

    6 ай бұрын

    @@TigerWave01 Well what's the age of consent in China? I'd google it, but... I don't wanna be put on two countries watch lists simultaneously.

  • @PyroBun_2844
    @PyroBun_284410 ай бұрын

    Fun fact about Lucas’s death: Bay ended up making his death in a gruesome style/killing him off early was because he was such a pain in the ass to work with during production. In short: it was done out of pettiness.

  • @EntNatal

    @EntNatal

    9 ай бұрын

    Everything I’ve read/seen about T.J. Miller makes him seem like a completely insufferable person so I don’t home Bay.

  • @GeorgeTsiros

    @GeorgeTsiros

    9 ай бұрын

    An actor having bad behavior? Noooo... 🫢

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    9 ай бұрын

    That was the best scene in the whole movie ngl

  • @ab-gail

    @ab-gail

    9 ай бұрын

    LOL

  • @JillLulamoon

    @JillLulamoon

    9 ай бұрын

    Based.

  • @carnotv6136
    @carnotv6136 Жыл бұрын

    Michael Bay managed to make a 2h and 45m movie that feels like its 4 hours long, and still doesn't have enough time to explain the plot. Incredible.

  • @rusty7984

    @rusty7984

    Жыл бұрын

    They put more thought and effort on why it’s ok to for a 20 year old to bang a 17 year old and failed at even that

  • @Wolf_3125

    @Wolf_3125

    Жыл бұрын

    Michael Bay killed Transformers and probably Harambe

  • @lorddog7249

    @lorddog7249

    Жыл бұрын

    sasuga bay-sama

  • @rayhanmustakim7073

    @rayhanmustakim7073

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's because half of his movies consists of CGI and explosions.

  • @yxrackman2397

    @yxrackman2397

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rayhanmustakim7073and ass shots

  • @Ugly_Casanova
    @Ugly_Casanova Жыл бұрын

    "two racists banding together for the sake of racism" had me rolling

  • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar

    @WitchKing-Of-Angmar

    Жыл бұрын

    Then roll you big dumb tire wheel.

  • @troodon1096

    @troodon1096

    Жыл бұрын

    It's almost heartwarming when two people who hate each other set aside their differences, so they can team up against someone they both hate even more.

  • @tjhooker824

    @tjhooker824

    Жыл бұрын

    @@troodon1096 they thing which they hate is exactly like themselves……

  • @pochiluis0570

    @pochiluis0570

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m sure the moment we find alien civilisations in space is when racism will completely end and it will change into xenophobia

  • @Ugly_Casanova

    @Ugly_Casanova

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pochiluis0570 too bad xenophobia will always be a part of our nature. After all, oxytocin is a double edged sword - the more you love ones around you, the more you hate outsiders. Joke to cruel

  • @ChefLuisFayad
    @ChefLuisFayad10 ай бұрын

    19:21, not gonna lie, when Turturro's character says "do svidaniya" so confidently just to be told "that means goodbye" and have the door slammed in his face is actually fucking hilarious and is mostly a testament to Turturro's making chicken salad out of chicken shit

  • @toamastar

    @toamastar

    8 ай бұрын

    great actor and character, he really did a fantastic job! Like with the whole taking off his pants thing in one of the other movies, so funny!

  • @Durgemann

    @Durgemann

    7 ай бұрын

    ONE MAN ALONE BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES

  • @UncleAsmos2005

    @UncleAsmos2005

    4 ай бұрын

    @@toamastar Look, if it's in the script, he can't exactly go against Bay's weird fetishes.

  • @margarethmichelina5146

    @margarethmichelina5146

    Ай бұрын

    He has come a long way from getting peed by a giant robot in the first Transformers movie to be killed by Riddler in The Batman

  • @user-ye2gx5ye8p
    @user-ye2gx5ye8p9 ай бұрын

    "two racists banding together for the sake of racism" had me rolling. I love the whole "I hate propaganda unless its american propaganda" joke.

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 Жыл бұрын

    The US government not having a single clue what the CIA was doing is the most accurate part of this franchise.

  • @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2

    @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2

    Жыл бұрын

    "Whaddya mean the autobots won't move weapons to Egypt?"

  • @goldsilvervscrisiscollapse4320

    @goldsilvervscrisiscollapse4320

    Жыл бұрын

    Plausible deniability. It's what allows them to do evil, get away with it if it works, distance and push blame if it fails... And still threaten the ICC with invasion if they convict any American

  • @saysay8920

    @saysay8920

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes the CIAs steps to success. Step 1. Make sure they don't know. Step 2. If they know, make sure they like it. Step 3. If they don't like it, make sure they don't threaten you. Step 4. If they threaten you, JFK em.

  • @kaiserepsilon4011

    @kaiserepsilon4011

    Жыл бұрын

    "What do you mean you 'ACCIDENTALLY' killed the president of Mozambique?"

  • @KipTM

    @KipTM

    Жыл бұрын

    Remknds me of when the kgb were panicking after jfk's assassination because they genuinely didn't know if they were the ones who did it

  • @AnythingMachine
    @AnythingMachine Жыл бұрын

    That moment where the guy literally flicks out the Romeo and Juliet law card with a practiced move like Palpatine lightning quickdrawing his lightsaber at the start of that duel in revenge of the sith is one of the moments in all of cinema

  • @GG-bw3uz

    @GG-bw3uz

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao this made me chuckle

  • @saisameer8771

    @saisameer8771

    Жыл бұрын

    This movie is probably the only reason why I know about that law.

  • @AdamNoizer

    @AdamNoizer

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha that is an apt comparison

  • @syedmohammedayaan4435

    @syedmohammedayaan4435

    Жыл бұрын

    this cud have been an amazing movie tbvh. I loved optimus primes character here and the other autobots got good screentime. but the useless side plots, and that annoying boyfriend girlfriend really just ruined the movie. dinobots shud have been bought in way earlier

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio

    @OtakuUnitedStudio

    Жыл бұрын

    Top 20 of what is debatable, but it's top 20 something.

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy9 ай бұрын

    It's not just the whole Romeo-Juliet law that's an issue...it's also the way they filmed this 17 year old girl in provocative ways, made the boyfriend a coward and a scumbag, but still tried to romanticize them and give the BF moments of redemption. What was Michel Bay's intended message here?

  • @UnleashthePhury

    @UnleashthePhury

    8 ай бұрын

    Questions such as these are best answered with “you know why”

  • @Thunderblock7889

    @Thunderblock7889

    7 ай бұрын

    Here is what happened: 1)Michael Bay misinterpretated the Romeo and Juliet law. 2)He forgot that a 17 yo can consent with someone who is no more than TWO years older than them. I dont know what was Michael thinking when making the guy 20 knowing that its a 3 year age gap which is predatory.

  • @Thunderblock7889

    @Thunderblock7889

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@UnleashthePhuryHere is why: 1)Michael Bay misinterpretated the Romeo and Juliet law. 2)He forgot that a 17 yo can consent with someone who is no more than TWO years older than them. I dont know what was Michael thinking when making the guy 20 knowing that its a 3 year age gap which is predatory.

  • @steelbear2063

    @steelbear2063

    5 ай бұрын

    Isn't 17 is like the age of consent in most American states? Not to mention that nature's intended "age of consent" is even younger

  • @jakubgodlewski9104

    @jakubgodlewski9104

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@steelbear2063so much consent in nature, I'm sure glad we don't have to be a civilized society and can default to the laws of the natural world. Going down this slippery slope is not a great idea.

  • @ABonafideSkeleton
    @ABonafideSkeleton8 ай бұрын

    Simmons saying "do svidanya" completely serious and straightfaced only to be told "that means goodbye" and have the door slammed in his face is legitimately hilarious.

  • @kitalalaris

    @kitalalaris

    5 ай бұрын

    Funniest exchange in the entire series in my opinion XD

  • @tmac731

    @tmac731

    2 ай бұрын

    I like to think of that scene from both perspectives: open the door a random guy says goodbye. “That’s means goodbye” You open the door thinking you’re gonna speak another language just to have the bouncer say “that means goodbye” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @buragi5441

    @buragi5441

    Ай бұрын

    The bouncer must have immediately realised that he was dealing with an American.@@tmac731

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын

    When even Amazon Prime dunks on your film for having a scene canonizing one of the characters as a nonce, and blatantly misunderstanding consent laws within that scene, I feel like that's probably the biggest sign you could possibly take that something was, in all intents and purposes, a terrible idea.

  • @re1010

    @re1010

    Жыл бұрын

    Source?

  • @connorbutler5863

    @connorbutler5863

    Жыл бұрын

    To quote Cody, “If that doesn’t sum Hollywood up, I don’t know what will.”

  • @thataintfalco7106

    @thataintfalco7106

    Жыл бұрын

    @@re1010it is in the goddamn video

  • @re1010

    @re1010

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thataintfalco7106 sorry, I commented before I got to that part.

  • @sophieprime4669

    @sophieprime4669

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@re1010 The literal fucking video

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 Жыл бұрын

    The way he flips out the card implies that he had done this before. I just like to imagine he and Tessa are walking down the street, someone inevitably asks "Isn't she younger than you?", and he just pulls the "Umm, acktyualley" out his ass. And then he gets stabbed in an alleyway.

  • @fluffywhompus

    @fluffywhompus

    Жыл бұрын

    The way this is worded makes this better 😂

  • @jaketaf98

    @jaketaf98

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought this was going so many other ways than stabbed in an alley 😭

  • @jamesr5436

    @jamesr5436

    Жыл бұрын

    that stabbed in a alleyway was so random and funny 💀

  • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134

    @skeletonbuyingpealts7134

    Жыл бұрын

    Why was it laminated

  • @romanfan250

    @romanfan250

    Жыл бұрын

    Does he get blown up though? Like Deadpool did?

  • @Deepranger930
    @Deepranger9308 ай бұрын

    How was that guy pulling out that card, let alone carrying it around in his wallet, not a major red flag to everyone involved? When I first saw this movie I wondered how many other relationships he had with minors that would bring up that situation enough to carry around a card to protect himself. How would that girl not see him as a predator? WHY was this scene even in the movie!?!

  • @artemisorwhatever9828

    @artemisorwhatever9828

    8 ай бұрын

    I feel like the intended implication is that this conversation comes up when he's hanging out with Tessa often and whatnot, but then that just brings up the point of _how did no one tell Cade about this?_ They live in what could only be described as a small town, and you don't have to have grown up in a small town to know that word travels _fast._ And the movie outright states that the dude's a pro racer. He'd be a fucking celebrity in a small town like this. There's no way Cade didn't know unless the dude was never openly passionate with Tessa, which then begs the question of why the dude has "Technically I'm not a predator" fucking LAMINATED in his pocket?

  • @jfarrar19

    @jfarrar19

    7 ай бұрын

    That's not a "red flag" situation. That's a "please come with me, I want to look at this thing behind the woodshed" situation

  • @dominicarroyo6269

    @dominicarroyo6269

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@jfarrar19exactly lmao you know this guy has been in multiple situations like these probably with a few younger than she was for him to have that card ready to be pulled out,at a moments noticed. He was so calm and collected to and just the weird fact to even know that and have a card on him.

  • @SquadPoop

    @SquadPoop

    Ай бұрын

    Media does this all the time. If you ever want to start feeling real weird about things just remember that in the lovable children's series Harry Potter, the Canonically 18 year old Viktor Krum goes out with 14 year old Hermione.

  • @adamcade604

    @adamcade604

    19 күн бұрын

    Only reason i guess this scene was in the movie is because bay wanted a "humorous" scene of the boyfriend shouting the father

  • @mattblack3813
    @mattblack381310 ай бұрын

    The “Transforium” thing makes me think of how like every MCU character has a suit/helmet that can just manifest and print over the character in milliseconds now. Like just everyone now has cool, time saving green screen nano machine clothes

  • @juanmanuelcardona19

    @juanmanuelcardona19

    8 ай бұрын

    so far it's just Iron Man, Black Panther and Spiderman... maybe Captain Marvel, but I'm not sure about that one

  • @mattblack3813

    @mattblack3813

    8 ай бұрын

    @@juanmanuelcardona19 yeah and then literally every character wearing the time travel suit thing in Endgame, too.

  • @juanmanuelcardona19

    @juanmanuelcardona19

    8 ай бұрын

    @@mattblack3813 ok, sure, but we've only seen that suit once, so I won't count it

  • @kadeng8712

    @kadeng8712

    Ай бұрын

    Nanomachines son

  • @shincaion

    @shincaion

    Ай бұрын

    @@juanmanuelcardona19 Thor, Mighty Thor, Starlord. I think only Captain America doesn't have a nano mask.

  • @blackfox4138
    @blackfox4138 Жыл бұрын

    As a Texan who saw this film in a public theater, when that card was whipped out nearly everyone in the entire theater was looking around thinking “When the fuck did this happen?” 😂

  • @kyokyodisaster4842

    @kyokyodisaster4842

    Жыл бұрын

    I want to apologize as a Californian in hollywood for putting you texans down.

  • @davidlamberg2845

    @davidlamberg2845

    Жыл бұрын

    Which card, you mean the weird Romeo & Juliet Law? 😂

  • @strudelh

    @strudelh

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@davidlamberg2845 yes, I still can't believe he just had that card in one of his pockets to whip out, "just in case". 😭

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@strudelh Shane is definitely on a list somewhere in the FBI's Dallas department.

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how this film made some Texans hate their state even more.

  • @__8120
    @__812011 ай бұрын

    Hound's cigar actually being a giant bullet is the greatest movie plot point of all time

  • @airplanes_aren.t_real

    @airplanes_aren.t_real

    11 ай бұрын

    So why doesn't it blow up?

  • @owen723

    @owen723

    11 ай бұрын

    @@airplanes_aren.t_real self-respect.

  • @Yceb0x

    @Yceb0x

    10 ай бұрын

    @@airplanes_aren.t_real It knows better. “Pecking Order”

  • @charmyzard

    @charmyzard

    10 ай бұрын

    @@airplanes_aren.t_real It knows to on the final battle when he's struggling against a Two-Heads.

  • @Case2_0

    @Case2_0

    10 ай бұрын

    My grandfather has a anti aircraft shell that was never fired from the West Coast Defense Grid back during the Korean War. They were supposed to fire it to show off to the suits, but it was too hot so they never went to the artillery unit itself and my grandfather was told he could keep the shell (the bullet isn’t with it anymore but the primer is still in there… my family has been scared to set it off for decades) I’m hoping to inherit it and watch as my future children and grandchildren live in fear of it. :D

  • @cherryblossom7120
    @cherryblossom712010 ай бұрын

    The daughter and boyfriend ruined this movie for me more then anything else. I was also 17 when I first watched this in theaters with my dad, we both knew immediately that this was fucked up. Also she annoyed the ever living shit outta me.😤

  • @adamcade604

    @adamcade604

    19 күн бұрын

    The worst part was whenever they reunited on the ship and she only when to hang up shane and not her own father, not even in a comedic way of cade asking not me and her saying yeah of course you deserve a hag too, no instead we move along and then we get in the rope bridge scene where instead of the focus being on them struggling to climb the ropes we focus on them talking and her talking shit to her dad and saying i go back to the ship and got do annoying that i wanted those transform dogs to kill Her

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-198 ай бұрын

    To be fair, having your comedic relief die unexpectedly, too early, and in bombastic a fashion as possible is pretty hilarious use of the role

  • @CollinMcLean

    @CollinMcLean

    2 ай бұрын

    To make it even funnier, Michael Bay did that because TJ Miller was so annoying to work with so he decided to kill him off in the most gruesome and over the top way.

  • @brovid-19

    @brovid-19

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@CollinMcLeanI don't care who you are that right there's funny!

  • @stevelandmartin-khan2430
    @stevelandmartin-khan2430 Жыл бұрын

    For all it’s flaws, “I thought it would be a giant car” gets me every time.

  • @xuan7855

    @xuan7855

    Жыл бұрын

    I do love it, especially when the helicopter transformer said it

  • @just_another_internet_man755

    @just_another_internet_man755

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xuan7855 wasn't he a Bugatti?

  • @the_yellow_shirted_kid_16

    @the_yellow_shirted_kid_16

    Жыл бұрын

    @@just_another_internet_man755 he was actually both. A triple changer

  • @xuan7855

    @xuan7855

    Жыл бұрын

    @just_another_internet_man755 you could very well be right, but damned if I'm gonna watch back and check lol

  • @RileyWritey

    @RileyWritey

    Жыл бұрын

    The one good joke in these movies

  • @moistquasar3572
    @moistquasar3572 Жыл бұрын

    The fact Cody got married to the girl he brought to this film when it came out and fell asleep halfway through is proof we could all make it someday.

  • @mrscruffles801

    @mrscruffles801

    Жыл бұрын

    God I hope so. His story was inspiring to me.

  • @liamphibia

    @liamphibia

    Жыл бұрын

    Cody has already become everybody's favorite KZreadr.

  • @rayhanmustakim7073

    @rayhanmustakim7073

    Жыл бұрын

    His love life is more interesting than the movie "couple".

  • @ahmedtauseef8196

    @ahmedtauseef8196

    Жыл бұрын

    wait, he wasn't joking?

  • @yourtimetraveleralara

    @yourtimetraveleralara

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @kitalalaris
    @kitalalaris5 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: the number 4 in certain Asian cultures also signifies death. As well as destruction, curses, and evil. It's why many buildings in various Asian countries don't have a 4th floor. The more you know. Side note: I walked out of the theatre on this movie.

  • @sketchbook8177
    @sketchbook81777 ай бұрын

    “I don’t want Chinese propaganda, I want American propaganda” at least you’re honest.

  • @gore6065
    @gore6065 Жыл бұрын

    the fact that this movie isn't even the worst in the series is impressive. THE MOVIE WITH THAT ONE SCENE WE ALL KNOW ISNT EVEN THE WORST

  • @metalheadzaki

    @metalheadzaki

    Жыл бұрын

    the devastator scene?

  • @gore6065

    @gore6065

    Жыл бұрын

    @@metalheadzaki was referring to the romeo and julliet scene

  • @loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998

    @loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah this movie kinda is the worst,it further fucks up the timeline, literally has robots that don't even transform despite the name of the movie and is genuinely the most annoying installment.

  • @ronvc9543

    @ronvc9543

    Жыл бұрын

    @@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998 nah, The Last Knight is by far the worst of all, this one at least connected with the previous films while in the 5th one they completely fucked up the timeline

  • @cnjetixnicktoonsenjoyer2002

    @cnjetixnicktoonsenjoyer2002

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it Dinobots being the worst scene? cause' in my unpopular opinion I did find the Dinobots way more enjoyable than the Autobots as a Maximal and Dinobot enthusiast lol.

  • @epiclenient
    @epiclenient Жыл бұрын

    The fact that no one explained why the transformers left Sam after being his friends is just so frustrating.

  • @couchpotato2222

    @couchpotato2222

    Жыл бұрын

    The worst part is that if "Yager" was just a more grown up Sam, it could've flowed better. Set up the next gen with the other two still being high school (poetry; it rhymes with the first film) so we don't have to deal with the stupid R&J shit and have the relationship build through the events. Still terrible, but the skeleton of the story is stronger

  • @DragonKnight90001

    @DragonKnight90001

    Жыл бұрын

    True.

  • @dbio305

    @dbio305

    Жыл бұрын

    @@couchpotato2222 Ain’t no way they really spelled Jaeger or Jäger that way bruh

  • @Beanibirb

    @Beanibirb

    Жыл бұрын

    It was revealed by the director Sam was dead after the third movie, killed off screen. Pretty fuckin stupid if you ask me.

  • @dxstudios123

    @dxstudios123

    Жыл бұрын

    So, this is 100% head-canon and in no way what actually happened, but apparently there is a scientific reason as to why Sam isn’t around anymore. He died from cancer. During the first movie, Sam was apparently around the autobots and other transformers in general so consistently that, when he was eventually found out by Sector Seven, it was because they got a reading of 14 Rads off of him. This implies that Sam was getting constant lethal doses of radiation off of the various transformers he was around. By the third movie, he most likely developed cancer that would eventually kill him, which lead to him having to be replaced by the “I’m and inventor!” man.

  • @STALKER953
    @STALKER9536 ай бұрын

    One of the old Star Wars rpgs has a bit where the player can talk to a civillian about the Jedi/Sith war, and dude’s just like, “What? They were just weirdo space wizards fighting each other!” That’s the vibe I got from the “humans hate the giant robots now” bit in T4.

  • @dillonfisher7615
    @dillonfisher761510 ай бұрын

    The best line in this whole movie was "I was expecting a giant car". 😂

  • @gem9535

    @gem9535

    Ай бұрын

    That actually got a real laugh out of me.

  • @Sakurball
    @Sakurball11 ай бұрын

    Hearing "Did he lie to my FUCKING FACE!" out of the normally soft spoken and monotone Cody is just way too funny to me. Like hearing Phineas yell at Candace to get on the tricycle.

  • @Montesama314

    @Montesama314

    11 ай бұрын

    "Get in the damn robot, Candace!"

  • @SPX157

    @SPX157

    11 ай бұрын

    3:31

  • @betoh7140

    @betoh7140

    10 ай бұрын

    @@SPX157Not all heroes wear capes

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Жыл бұрын

    I just can't get past the fact that the boyfriend has a LAMINATED CARD. If it was a passing "it's okay. Romeo and Juliet law" or if the script simply NOT mentioned it, maybe I wouldn't have noticed. But he put actual WORK into having that legal defense on hand, like he's been doing this in multiple states or something and has multiple cards in his pockets.

  • @rooksclown316

    @rooksclown316

    Жыл бұрын

    That scene is the most memorable moment in this movie, and I hate that. Who thought that it was a good idea to add that in the movie?

  • @florinivan6907

    @florinivan6907

    Жыл бұрын

    Methinks someone found it funny or someone got in trouble at some point and this was a sneaky way of calling back to that?The really confusing part is how the movie doesn't need this element in it at all. It adds nothing to the plot. At least you could argue the fanservice of Michael Bay films is meant to attract a core demographic. But this?They don't even bother giving it a context. Like how and when and why. Not even a throwaway line 'do you want someone that turned 18 last week going to jail because they're dating someone who will turn 18 next week?'. Its just there as a thing. In a movie about giant robots.

  • @jonash3406

    @jonash3406

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I feel there is no quicker way to labelled as a predator/pervert than to carry a laminated card on you that explains why you can bang your teenage gf

  • @CraigTheBrute838

    @CraigTheBrute838

    Жыл бұрын

    “FBI OPEN UP!!! SHANE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES!!!”

  • @ekki1993

    @ekki1993

    Жыл бұрын

    @@florinivan6907 Nah, it's just your average dudebro logic when trying to justify creepy shit.

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon985 ай бұрын

    The best line in this movie being “I don’t care” sums it up perfectly.

  • @ReticularTunic7
    @ReticularTunic72 ай бұрын

    “4 is a dreadful number” Kung-Fu Panda 4 anyone ?

  • @ricardonb6375

    @ricardonb6375

    Ай бұрын

    Really?

  • @ButterDog42069
    @ButterDog42069 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that the evil corporation is literally called KSI has made me giggle a couple of times throughout this video

  • @Ay-di4fq

    @Ay-di4fq

    Жыл бұрын

    He was never the same after his boxing match with logan Paul

  • @onigames7309

    @onigames7309

    Жыл бұрын

    All I could think about is the KZreadr XD

  • @VilanosX

    @VilanosX

    Жыл бұрын

    I legit thought he was making a joke about the youtuber the whole time

  • @reffa2858

    @reffa2858

    Жыл бұрын

    When I see KSI, I think of that old Halo clan....

  • @tylerberg4832

    @tylerberg4832

    7 ай бұрын

    @@reffa2858boomer

  • @miraclep5087
    @miraclep5087 Жыл бұрын

    When Optimum Pride said, "I don't know what age is this, but I consent.", I was blown away in amazement.

  • @Karlach_

    @Karlach_

    Жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
    @aircraftcarrierwo-class9 ай бұрын

    Lockdown was undeniably cool...when Transformers Animated created him back in 2007. AoE Lockdown really failed to capture anything that worked about the character. The bad-boy suave demeanor, the obsession with harvesting parts and upgrades from his victims (and thus having a huge collection/arsenal), the actually neutral demeanor where he'd work with autobots sometimes... All they kept was calling him a bounty hunter, which he wasn't even actually doing in this film. As the video calls out, Live Action Lockdown is just a repo man trying to reclaim defective product.

  • @PoIarisPrime

    @PoIarisPrime

    5 ай бұрын

    Cope

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class

    @aircraftcarrierwo-class

    5 ай бұрын

    @@PoIarisPrime You can still like bad movies, no cope required. But it has to recognize that it's bad and why. This is part of Critical Thinking.

  • @PoIarisPrime

    @PoIarisPrime

    5 ай бұрын

    @@aircraftcarrierwo-class AOE wasn't bad

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class

    @aircraftcarrierwo-class

    5 ай бұрын

    @@PoIarisPrime _that's_ a cope, lol

  • @eevv2229

    @eevv2229

    8 күн бұрын

    Don’t forget Lance Henriksen’s awesome voice for Lockdown in Animated.

  • @desmond9945
    @desmond99453 ай бұрын

    My favorite transformers quote is “I modeled galvatron after Optimus prime, why does he keep looking like megatron”

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 Жыл бұрын

    Deciding to do the whole Romeo and Juliet thing rather than either age the girl up a year or the guy down a couple years has the same energy of driving on a perfectly safe highway and careening yourself into oncoming traffic due to an intrusive thought.

  • @eyesofthecervino3366

    @eyesofthecervino3366

    Жыл бұрын

    That's probably one of the kinder explanations, lol.

  • @satisfied656

    @satisfied656

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank god i live in europe because America seems to be "schizophrenic" with certain things....🤔

  • @TheLostDefender

    @TheLostDefender

    Жыл бұрын

    God that is a great way to say that

  • @mrscruffles801

    @mrscruffles801

    Жыл бұрын

    @@satisfied656 What does that have to do with the above post?

  • @inactivechannel6365

    @inactivechannel6365

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrscruffles801 I think they're vaguely trying to imply that there's nothing wrong with pedophilia and americans are just too sensitive (child rape is legal in most european countries, given their age of consents rage between 14-16).

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 Жыл бұрын

    The worst part about the Romeo and Juliet scene even before you consider that it's legally incorrect, is how frequently his own card refers to someone like Tessa as a "child." He literally has a card that he shows people to justify dating what the card considers to be a child.

  • @twentyeightstabwounds7761

    @twentyeightstabwounds7761

    Жыл бұрын

    It wouldn't be *that* bad, if they stated they never engaged sexually, and he waited untill she legally becomes an adult (which could say he takes their relationship seriously, imho), but he literally tells her father he fucks his underaged daughter. How the hell he still doesn't have a bullet in his head?

  • @nicodemous52

    @nicodemous52

    Жыл бұрын

    "Why did they put that in the movie" Come on guy... you're a fairly smart guy. You know why...

  • @PhilipFry.

    @PhilipFry.

    Жыл бұрын

    I think american laws are weird, i see nothing wrong with their relationship honestly. It would be different if it was like 17 and 14, but pretending like a 17 and a few months year old human can't understand a relationship but an 18 year old human suddenly can makes no sense

  • @yourdadhasadogfilter2505

    @yourdadhasadogfilter2505

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@PhilipFry. But the fact that they went out of their way to put it in the movie is very sketchy. Just make them 18

  • @PhilipFry.

    @PhilipFry.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@yourdadhasadogfilter2505 i agree with that, my comment is more about the laws themselves not the movie

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime4 ай бұрын

    The fact that the boyfriend took out that age of consent card is a warning sign already 😂

  • @radicaloranges
    @radicaloranges10 ай бұрын

    at 10:00 racecar boyfriend yells "ten minutes?!" that's silly

  • @HMB106
    @HMB106 Жыл бұрын

    The bit with the Romeo and Juliet law has me dying. The fact Amazon has such a hyper specific fact about it like that is hilarious 😂

  • @stackflow343

    @stackflow343

    Жыл бұрын

    Even the Amazon fact got the law wrong too

  • @rusty7984

    @rusty7984

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stackflow343 Oh god what did they screw up. I mean nothing will ever make that scene ok but seeing the internet implode over it is glorious

  • @stackflow343

    @stackflow343

    Жыл бұрын

    they just read the law incorrectly. section 43 only concerns obscenity, where "performance" means actually performing for material, media, or audience - it does not apply to private relationships

  • @idontknoq4813

    @idontknoq4813

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@stackflow343 ŵwqw we see

  • @justanothergabs4710

    @justanothergabs4710

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stackflow343 when you say "even", do you mean both the movie and amazon got it wrong? Is the character a s*x offender or not?

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc Жыл бұрын

    Let's not forget that in this movie Optimus says "Honour until the end" after literally stabbing someone in the back while they were distracted fighting somebody else, probably the most dishonourable thing one could do.

  • @madlad2200

    @madlad2200

    Жыл бұрын

    something something the end passing, something something cybertron apocalypse

  • @worsecloneeverever3780

    @worsecloneeverever3780

    Жыл бұрын

    he third partied that is the least hourable thing I should know I do it all the time

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r

    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r

    Жыл бұрын

    Bayformers Optimus ever since the second film has been the very definition of dishonor lol. He literally rips apart Decepticons like paper instead of actually letting them give a fair fight.

  • @mrscruffles801

    @mrscruffles801

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Winning wars and giving the enemy a fair fight are incompatible goals. If you're in a warzone and your CO is more concerned with making the battle fair for the other side than he is with winning with as few casualties as possible, then it's time to go AWOL.

  • @pole8740

    @pole8740

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrscruffles801 then he should shut the hell up about his honorable bull shit, no such thing as an honorable war, those decepticons from the first film onwards probably had aspirations, goals, dreams or what ever and he snuffed that shit out, that’s not honorable

  • @VultureXV
    @VultureXV4 ай бұрын

    I remember watching a pirate version of this movie and thinking _you never see any REAL collateral damage at all to China_ _the Chinese government appears absurdly benevolent to the point of it almost being a fault_ Which is what made me remember that this movie was still made during the Chinese "hot spot" where movies were focused on a Chinese, not USA, audience even if made in the USA because Hollywood got truckloads of cash for doing so.

  • @user-yi1rg9lx9h
    @user-yi1rg9lx9h9 ай бұрын

    Optimus Prime turned into Pessimist Prime💀💀

  • @PrincessTripsy
    @PrincessTripsy Жыл бұрын

    “The US wiped out all the autobots with their own resources…….on accident.” Well. To be fair. I wouldn’t put it past us.

  • @TheUSgoverment

    @TheUSgoverment

    Жыл бұрын

    Whoopsie

  • @kaineshigaraki5253

    @kaineshigaraki5253

    8 ай бұрын

    Sounds realistic to me [>

  • @buragi5441

    @buragi5441

    Ай бұрын

    That actually sounds like peak US government.

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam698411 ай бұрын

    I think I've seen this movie 3 or 4 times over the years, and I think it really says something that I completely forgot that it had _Robot Dinosaurs_ in it

  • @frankdrebin7086
    @frankdrebin708610 ай бұрын

    I want a spinoff movie about the Oreo Bot. He transforms into a plate of regular-sized oreos, but is still made of metal. The whole movie is secretly a plug for dental insurance.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Жыл бұрын

    Optimus being bitter and sick of humans' shit makes sense, IF it's shown that this anger also comes from self-loathing from all the deaths indirectly or directly caused by his choices. But no, that would require EFFORT in writing the script beyond the first draft.

  • @ahmadazem4167

    @ahmadazem4167

    Жыл бұрын

    Not really the human hunted all his kind down he would be mad regardless.

  • @bigdaddydons6241

    @bigdaddydons6241

    11 ай бұрын

    Neat ideas executed in the worst of ways, if we actually got scenes showing Optimus really REALLY struggling with what's going on and grieving for his friends it could of been something

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    11 ай бұрын

    I can’t believe that fucking Rise of the Beasts executed Bayverse Prime’s arc better than Michael Bay

  • @sebastiancintron29

    @sebastiancintron29

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@halfmettlealchemist8076not really that surprising in hindsight.

  • @sambeezy007

    @sambeezy007

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@halfmettlealchemist8076it's really not hard to write Optimus. It's just that Hasbro got some goof from Hollywood to do it

  • @Whiteythereaper
    @Whiteythereaper Жыл бұрын

    The "Speaking of sex offenders" cut caught me off guard, well played

  • @SomebodywithaYouTubeaccount
    @SomebodywithaYouTubeaccount7 ай бұрын

    Glad that PH is a Halo fan. I feel all the references, including the background soundtracks, the Infinite disappointment (Which is now in full 180 from season 5), and the Grunt Birthday Party outtake. Puts a smile on my face and warms my heart for caring about something uniquely beautiful yet tragic ❤

  • @Nonameisback999
    @Nonameisback99910 ай бұрын

    Honestly the beginning scene could have made sense and not conflicted with the canon if those aliens weren't actually creator aliens but just guys who saw how good cybertronians were at fighting and went "damn I want some of those" and figured out how to make inferior simulacrum cybertronians, would also make sense for Grimlock and gang because they are typically depicted as being less intelligent than other bots

  • @waxblast7528
    @waxblast7528 Жыл бұрын

    I can't wait for 5. That movie holds a very special place in my heart. I saw it at a drive in theater on opening night with my brother (both of us born after but raised on G1 transformers). I shit you not, every 40-90 seconds, we would look at each other at the same time exclaim "what the fuck just happening" completely sincerely. The Last Knight is, in my mind, the epitome of a truly awful, absolutely entertaining film

  • @syedmohammedayaan4435

    @syedmohammedayaan4435

    Жыл бұрын

    fr, I waited 4 years to watch the last knight because I cudnt go to theatres at the time. that movie was such a dissapointment lmao

  • @Termina2018

    @Termina2018

    Жыл бұрын

    The Last Knight is the reason I'm glad the film series got rebooted...

  • @syedmohammedayaan4435

    @syedmohammedayaan4435

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Termina2018 actually, the last knight had so much potential. I have a plot for the film. Instead of cade being the last knight and the british girl being the one activating the staff, it shud have been megatron who activated the staff, but quintessa tells that optimus is the last knight, hence he refuses to work with quintessa and optimus. quintessa then tells that no, she will make optimus come on their side and they will activate the staff together. she then gives galvatron a new body, redesigns him as megatron and sends him to earth to search for the talisman which is with cade yeager. optimus comes becomes evil, and goes back to earth halfway thru the movie unlike the real plot where nemesis shows up in the last end. he and megatron actuallu work together, and the autobots are now in hiding due to optimus betrayal. they start working their way and then meet the british girl and that old guy who explain how useful the talisman is. hence when nemesis comes to take the talisman, he fights bumblebee and becomes optimus again Idk I really love the one I made, wud have given more screentime to the transformers and just made more sense

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM

    @N-GinAndTonicTM

    Жыл бұрын

    It's not even the nonsensical batshit stuff that ruins it for me, it's just how fucking boring all of it is. Aside from a sparse handful of scenes; and Cogman, I just think it's such a dull, lifeless movie.

  • @killerpergola

    @killerpergola

    Жыл бұрын

    I hate Bayformers movies so much (and tbh if someone edits the first one it may actually become a decent movie), i tried so hard to endure the last knight but had to quit after 20 minutes.

  • @dragon_ninja_2186
    @dragon_ninja_2186 Жыл бұрын

    “Also there’s Dinobots. I like the Dinobots.” Yeah pretty much how I feel about this movie.

  • @UGNAvalon

    @UGNAvalon

    Жыл бұрын

    Sad how the best part of the movie doesn’t appear until 2hrs in. :,)

  • @dragon_ninja_2186

    @dragon_ninja_2186

    Жыл бұрын

    @@UGNAvalon Yeah. Saw it coming from a mile away. At least the moments they were on screen were awesome

  • @mrscruffles801

    @mrscruffles801

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too but with Lockdown. They got the design and voice acting for him just right, but not the writing...

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas7 ай бұрын

    To be honest, it may not be the nicest way the franchise has decided to go with terminating the *Autobots* alongside the *Decepticons,* but at least it’s a realist outcome. They are aliens after all, and there’s nothing more humans fear and hate more than aliens. *Xenophobia* as a term exists for a reason, after all. “Find it so grim, so cruel, so real.”

  • @raycom201

    @raycom201

    6 ай бұрын

    And then the military decides to team up with the deceptions in the next movie for some reason

  • @GromusPrime
    @GromusPrime10 ай бұрын

    Cade's Sword-laser-gun-thing was meant for Mini-cons, it absolutely makes sense.

  • @thomas7944
    @thomas7944 Жыл бұрын

    One thing that I found out relating to that infamous scene is that when Jack Reynor (the actor who played Shane) read the initial script for Age of Extinction, that scene was nowhere written in there. And when they started producing that scene, he was very uncomfortable and confused as to what scene was being recorded. This means that the scene was later added to the script, and Jack was NOT made aware of the scene until recording started for it!

  • @dairenoh693

    @dairenoh693

    11 ай бұрын

    Honestly, reading this makes me feel bad for Reynor.

  • @changsangma1915

    @changsangma1915

    11 ай бұрын

    Its obvious by that some jerkoff thought this up and made last minute call to mr Bay and like an impatient boss just tells the worker to get it done.

  • @pancytryna9378

    @pancytryna9378

    11 ай бұрын

    Poor Jack

  • @Elvusmiw

    @Elvusmiw

    8 ай бұрын

    Age of consent law? Was this on IMDb

  • @matthewjarek3026

    @matthewjarek3026

    8 ай бұрын

    Glad Jack Reynor managed to get a role in Midsommar, otherwise everyone would just remember him as the guy with a laminated minor dating card in his pocket.

  • @revanjagergaming8714
    @revanjagergaming8714 Жыл бұрын

    The purpose of the Romeo and Juliet law is primarily to protect the older party once the older party turns 18, in the event that there is less than a two year age gap. I had to know this law because my wife and I started dating at 17 and she is 8 months younger. That is the kind of situation the law is for, not some legal loophole out of the sex offender registry. I really, really hated that scene in the movie, almost walked out of the theater tbh.

  • @RiceBoy1975

    @RiceBoy1975

    11 ай бұрын

    I’d just date someone 1 year younger or my age or date someone after school

  • @Kratos-eg7ez

    @Kratos-eg7ez

    11 ай бұрын

    Yeah the Romeo n Juliet law doesn't protect you if your already 18 and then you want to date a minor. It's for people who have a relationship in high school, I've seen it used multiple times. There's nothing wrong with it either, ain't like it sanctions dating a minor, just protects those already in a relationship when their age changes. (You might need parent's consent depending on where you live, could not even have the law in some states idk, I believe it's nation wide tho) Pretty disgusting to see this movie completely misunderstand the law itself, and shine a bad light on it when in no way what they showed on screen is accurate at all.

  • @sergiowinter5383

    @sergiowinter5383

    11 ай бұрын

    Virgin American sex offense shananigan vs chad middle east marrying little girls

  • @tosutaa

    @tosutaa

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@Kratos-eg7ez thanks captain obvious someone mightve missed every comment above yours saying the same thing

  • @cynicat74

    @cynicat74

    11 ай бұрын

    @@tosutaa I did, actually. That was the first comment I saw talking about parental permission, and pointing out how the movie does almost seem to be criticising said law. Dickhead.

  • @mayteexxis
    @mayteexxis10 ай бұрын

    Funny thing. Why does Bumblebee in this movie default back to an older Camaro model after getting upset about Mikaela dissed him about that in the first movie? And he got dissed about it in this movie by 3 people. He seems to have forgotten about that and the fact that using a newer car had no one mock him.

  • @cdpr4876
    @cdpr487611 ай бұрын

    Upon my last rewatch I realized this is the funniest movie imaginable if you just get a couple cans of rockstar and your friends Also when lockdown appeared my buddy said “it’s shadow the edge hog”

  • @superbodoque7860
    @superbodoque7860 Жыл бұрын

    Autobots: Get brutally executed on the spot Decepticons: Jail time Ok.

  • @jcdenton6427

    @jcdenton6427

    Жыл бұрын

    You either die a hero or go to jail as a villain

  • @joriankell1983

    @joriankell1983

    Жыл бұрын

    US court system. So, yeah that's actually pretty accurate...

  • @planescaped

    @planescaped

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joriankell1983 I assume the Decepticons have a lot of money.

  • @joriankell1983

    @joriankell1983

    Жыл бұрын

    @@planescaped or the Autobots had dirt on the Clintons

  • @eman4630

    @eman4630

    Жыл бұрын

    @@planescaped I mean they were friends with a bunch of rich people in Dark of the Moon.

  • @ansonchow2016
    @ansonchow2016 Жыл бұрын

    As a person who lives in Hong Kong, I like how I can literally point out how many mistakes are in the final battle and how many locations doesn't even exist lol

  • @DIEGhostfish

    @DIEGhostfish

    Жыл бұрын

    They should have set it on Man Fuk Road

  • @IP_Films01

    @IP_Films01

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup, they also shot in Detroit, USA for the Hong Kong scenes.

  • @SirParanoidAndroid

    @SirParanoidAndroid

    Жыл бұрын

    @@IP_Films01 Then again, it's cheaper to film in a location that already looks like a war zone than to actually try to fix Hong Kong in post

  • @iancypes5911

    @iancypes5911

    Жыл бұрын

    They filmed most of the "Hong Kong" scenes in Chicago. They even left the Sears tower in the background of a fight

  • @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585

    @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585

    Жыл бұрын

    enjoying the new land owners?

  • @user-op8yh6xl6t
    @user-op8yh6xl6t9 ай бұрын

    That scene where they trash talk Bumblebee's design is so obnoxiously dumb you can't ignore it. This hyperadvanced alien robot is mocked as substandard because it's wacky.

  • @hideandpride1891
    @hideandpride18913 ай бұрын

    Actually, another main reason why Micheal Bay returned as director is because he went to Universal Studios and saw a huge line waiting for a ride, and when he asked the people what ride they were waiting on, they replied it was the Transformers Ride. When he heard this, he was happy, and that same night, he realized that he was not quite done with Transformers, and decided to make more.... Guess he came back for love and passion towards Transformers. I guess....

  • @MasterofTheMacabre21
    @MasterofTheMacabre21 Жыл бұрын

    When the world was bleak, pointless hub came and blessed us with another video.

  • @theshenpartei

    @theshenpartei

    Жыл бұрын

    He is the light in the darkness

  • @biomuseum6645

    @biomuseum6645

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s an inventor

  • @echotheworld8686

    @echotheworld8686

    Жыл бұрын

    *Porn Hub came 😩💦

  • @creativelegobuilds8351

    @creativelegobuilds8351

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @raptorskilltor4554

    @raptorskilltor4554

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s about a bleak,pointless movie of a beloved franchise

  • @guyturner8554
    @guyturner8554 Жыл бұрын

    This man's first date with his wife was age of extinction and she stuck around? I can see why he married her absolute keeper

  • @sidewindermakes4106
    @sidewindermakes410610 ай бұрын

    Let us never forget that Doug Walker, The Critic himself, said that this was a pleasant surprise and a good movie.

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat

    @iwakeupandboomimarat

    9 ай бұрын

    oh my god this makes me irrationally hate him MORE

  • @Eamonshort1

    @Eamonshort1

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@iwakeupandboomimaratnah man, no one's hatred of that man is irrational

  • @thatkidwiththehoodie

    @thatkidwiththehoodie

    8 ай бұрын

    What a strange, strange man that Doug Walker is…

  • @spencerporkensenson2901

    @spencerporkensenson2901

    7 ай бұрын

    When did he say that? Pretty sure he had a review lambasting the movie when it came out.

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091

    @godemperorofmankind3.091

    6 ай бұрын

    no he didn't and you know it.

  • @Direwolf13PS3
    @Direwolf13PS38 ай бұрын

    Acts like she's the grown up in the house. Goes out and gets wasted on purpose. Is actually dating a scumbag. Amazing writing Hollywood. What a positive role model...

  • @bittersweetlemon3247
    @bittersweetlemon3247 Жыл бұрын

    Lockdown is actually kind of cool outside of this movie. He made for the shortly lived Transformers Animated, and actually had a cool concept. Basically he is a Bounty Hunter who isn't a autobot or deception, but often works for whoever pays the most, and instead of just collecting random ass animals from everywhere, he basically steals body parts and entire weapons from whoever his quarry is.

  • @kirkkerman

    @kirkkerman

    Жыл бұрын

    It's crazy how they took Lockdown's insanely cool animated design that would have been stupidly easy to adapt to the bayverse aesthetic and made it the most boring uncanny grey thing ever

  • @Noodelzmop

    @Noodelzmop

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@kirkkerman fr

  • @davisdf3064

    @davisdf3064

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@kirkkerman They can't have a villain actually have colors, they all need to be gray (except when they aren't).

  • @butthead772

    @butthead772

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kirkkerman Eh his visor and face gun look cool.

  • @thesoupin8or673

    @thesoupin8or673

    Жыл бұрын

    Man he was so cool in Transformers Animated, it's been so long since I thought about that lol

  • @SGG144
    @SGG144 Жыл бұрын

    I love how PointlessHub, in the middle of the review, casually stops to mention the very important killing of "Oreo Bot" by the Autobots during the raid at KSI factory. That's peak review and journalism right in front of our eyes.

  • @christopherregan1654

    @christopherregan1654

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember when "Mountain Dew Robot" was in one of these movies. That's literally all I can say about that.

  • @OrificeHorus

    @OrificeHorus

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@christopherregan1654 The funniest part about the Mountain Dew Bot? His name is canonical "Dispensor."

  • @yourtimetraveleralara

    @yourtimetraveleralara

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    Жыл бұрын

    Oreo Bot didn't deserve to go out like that, he was just trying his best

  • @TheDahaka1

    @TheDahaka1

    Жыл бұрын

    Auralnauts made the whole video of this movie all about Oreo-bot. First Optimus wants to save him, then it's all about avenging him. It's glorious.

  • @eevv2229
    @eevv22298 күн бұрын

    “I fell asleep halfway through Transformers 4” Lol, same. First time I watched Transformers 4 with my family I fell asleep halfway through.

  • @wither5673
    @wither567310 ай бұрын

    the first one is MEMERABLE with some really good scenes in it, particularly the opening with the deception helicopter Blackout, and a lot of the close up practical effects were cool.

  • @arson_carson
    @arson_carson Жыл бұрын

    The way that you animated yourself just sipping coffee on a porch between shots from the film made me feel like I'm your neighbor and I came over to borrow some sugar and you started going into a 40 minutes voiced essay about Transformers 4 right there on your porch

  • @walterelliott867

    @walterelliott867

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly that's a good way to spend an afternoon.

  • @colealbinder2025
    @colealbinder2025 Жыл бұрын

    Interesting tidbit: Jack Reynor (Shane) said in a later interview that not only was that whole Romeo & Juliet law thing problematic (but him being an unknown actor at the time, it wasn’t his place to draw attention to it in a big franchise movie), but that it WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT ORIGINALLY and instead something that was added during production. Do with that information what you will.

  • @silentnight6810

    @silentnight6810

    Жыл бұрын

    Must be an awkward thing to have attached to your career

  • @haljordan777

    @haljordan777

    Жыл бұрын

    That may help explain why nobody involved realized that the character of Tessa Yeager was legally an adult due to the fact that they set the movie in Texas and not California. Knowing Hollywood writers they probably would have made the same mistake even if it was in the script because Hollywood often thinks that they're the center of the universe, but if it was ad libbed they may not have even had time to research Texas law before they shot the scene.

  • @serga7486

    @serga7486

    Жыл бұрын

    @@silentnight6810 yeah like that one guy that does all the fiber supplement ads on KZread

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for that guy, man. Imagine being an up-and-coming actor who gets to star in a blockbuster film adaptation of a popular toy franchise as an opportunity to really make a name for yourself, and then get told mid-production that your character has to justify why it’s okay for them to date a minor.

  • @colealbinder2025

    @colealbinder2025

    Жыл бұрын

    @@halfmettlealchemist8076 definitely, it’s not the best kind of role to have on his resume but at the very least he’s gotten better roles since then.

  • @jacobclark6002
    @jacobclark60029 ай бұрын

    "two races banding tigether for the sake of racism" WWII axis

  • @reallionsden
    @reallionsden6 ай бұрын

    34:12 goated for using the Dino Dino Jungle theme btw 😂

  • @ffnbbq
    @ffnbbq Жыл бұрын

    "I don't see where people think Lockdown is cool" Probably because people liked Lockdown from Transformers Animated (the 2007-2009 series), and they threw fans a bone by giving him a hook and had him take parts from his victims. Look, we were desperate back then.

  • @daliborjovanovic510

    @daliborjovanovic510

    Жыл бұрын

    Mark Ryan is no Lance Henriksen, that's for sure XD Also, Derrick J. Wyatt, the art director of Transformers: Animated, was quite vocally displeased with Lockdown's portrayal here.

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076

    @halfmettlealchemist8076

    Жыл бұрын

    I liked it when he turned his face into a gun, that was pretty neat. Like, he's cool on an aesthetic level, but he still could have been so much cooler if he'd had, say, an actual personality.

  • @valtheemokid4005

    @valtheemokid4005

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@daliborjovanovic510 I mean Mark is better voicing him than Bumblebee lol

  • @thegloriouskingkronk8422

    @thegloriouskingkronk8422

    Жыл бұрын

    TFA Lockdown looks a million times cooler than this guy

  • @eevv2229

    @eevv2229

    8 күн бұрын

    @@daliborjovanovic510Yeah I honestly prefer Lance Henriksens awesome voice for Lockdown. No disrespect to Mark Ryan but Lance just has such an imposing and awesome voice.

  • @loganwithlightsabers3051
    @loganwithlightsabers3051 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Amazon prime went full on attorney on the Romeo and Juliet law “Shane has a legitimate defense against sexual assault” lmao

  • @orca2964
    @orca296410 ай бұрын

    John Wick 4 is the only good fourth entry in cinema I’ve ever seen.

  • @JThePervertedSummoner

    @JThePervertedSummoner

    3 күн бұрын

    Even JW 4 is pretty bad compared to the previous one. It's the most cartoony, the most unrealistic and the most prolonged one. It also has the most repetitive action

  • @daanimegoatman6683
    @daanimegoatman66837 ай бұрын

    26:03 Wait, TJ Miller is a sex offender?

  • @TimmyDisorder
    @TimmyDisorder11 ай бұрын

    Tj Miller’s annoying character being pyrotechnic’d to death is the high moment of this film.

  • @jameslee3258

    @jameslee3258

    10 ай бұрын

    Thank I thought it was jus me😅

  • @kaneaquino8295

    @kaneaquino8295

    9 ай бұрын

    It forshadowed his career

  • @kenzieuchiha1191

    @kenzieuchiha1191

    8 ай бұрын

    And to make it even better, it was done out of pure pettiness. Miller was so difficult to work with that Bay wanted his character killed off ASAP so he didn't have to deal with him anymore.

  • @rKhael53

    @rKhael53

    8 ай бұрын

    Best thing in the movie. This character was already annoying me after 10 minutes with his unfunny jokes and traitor behavior, so imagine having to put up with him for 2 hours long...

  • @TimmyDisorder

    @TimmyDisorder

    8 ай бұрын

    Oh yeah, that’s not a character.

  • @5h4d0w5l1f3
    @5h4d0w5l1f3 Жыл бұрын

    "I don't want to see propaganda... I want to see the AMERICAN military" has me rolling ngl

  • @Maribro4

    @Maribro4

    Жыл бұрын

    Cody’s always been pretty tongue in cheek and I love it

  • @rusty7984

    @rusty7984

    Жыл бұрын

    No Chinese propaganda in my American film

  • @blerst7066

    @blerst7066

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't want both of them.

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken8 ай бұрын

    12:20 tbf if this was set in 2017 - 2020 that wouldn't be unrealistic.

  • @justindono

    @justindono

    8 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure I read somewhere when the movie came out that it was set 8 years after the third one, so 2019 ish

  • @mallios13
    @mallios1328 күн бұрын

    Between this movie and Expendables 3, it's weird to see how Kelsey Grammer looks pretty much the same as he did during the original run of the show Frasier. Now we have the revival Frasier, and he feels like an old man. He is an old man, but it's just weird what a sneak decade can do. And by "sneaky decade," I mean if you didn't spend the last decade as a child, it kinda flew by and most all adults over the age of 30 by today are still reeling from the fact. I turned 20 and sneezed, then I was 30. Somehow during that sneeze, Kelsey Grammer went from being a greyed Frasier to being a geriatric Frasier. His voice less booming, his posture more withered, his cognitive skills stunted. While watching the revival Frasier, I was worried one of the times he hit the ground, they wouldn't be able to get him back up. I would say "Somehow Kelsey Grammer feels older now than John Mahoney ever did during the original Frasier," but... he is. Mahoney was 53 to 64 during the original show's run, where Kelsey Grammer is now in his late 60s as the revival Frasier begins. So it really was during this movie and Expendables that Kelsey Grammer was in that "Marty Crane" age. And where some people can hit their 60s and even 70s without feeling feeble and wobbly, sadly Kelsey wasn't one of them. Probably his former addictions taking their toll. You kids think smoking pot, partying, and hooking up are good things, just wait until you don't die of an OD or some disease and you're looking fondly back on how much you hate your younger self for not taking better care of your body. That's it, that's my random point to make. This movie was so dull that, while there were probably more relevant things I could've talked about, like how Grimlock was just used to sell toys and treated as a dumb animal, it didn't matter enough to me. All I could think about was how Grammer has turned into an old man in the span of a decade. I've been forced to watch my heroes, such as they are, wither with the unrelenting march of time.

  • @ricardonb6375

    @ricardonb6375

    18 күн бұрын

    Me, Grimlock agree with your statement.

  • @maciekx10
    @maciekx10 Жыл бұрын

    I love the whole "I hate propaganda unless its american propaganda" joke

  • @stevengebel9215

    @stevengebel9215

    9 ай бұрын

    Is it really meant as a joke?

  • @OrificeHorus

    @OrificeHorus

    9 ай бұрын

    Given the state of America, as an American, it is accurate. Not much of a joke, sadly.

  • @IronFreakV

    @IronFreakV

    8 ай бұрын

    It's funny to see Americans complain about obvious propaganda for say China in certain movies FINALLY they know what it's like to live in Europe and be spoon fed this every summer

  • @slasher8765

    @slasher8765

    8 ай бұрын

    @@IronFreakV reminds me of like the past 3 decades of apocalypse movies where america saves the day but when china made The Wandering Earth, it got review hit for propaganda for having china save the planet instead of normal america

  • @angelolagussa1312

    @angelolagussa1312

    8 ай бұрын

    @@IronFreakVAs if americans haven’t and dont do the same shit.

  • @enbytoon
    @enbytoon Жыл бұрын

    My personal relationship with this movie is that I went with my brothers to the movies in the summer of 2014 and asked if we could see Snowpiercer instead and they said no, and we saw this instead. I have never let them forget how they betrayed me.

  • @chrisbanos1112

    @chrisbanos1112

    Жыл бұрын

    The bayfromer movies are rated pg-13 what would you expected tho

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@chrisbanos1112 He expected Snowpiercer tbf

  • @mint6269

    @mint6269

    Жыл бұрын

    i hope u saw snowpiercer afterwards because that movie goes hard

  • @enbytoon

    @enbytoon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mint6269 I did eventually! love that movie dearly

  • @jackintheboxtv126

    @jackintheboxtv126

    Жыл бұрын

    correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Snowpiercer come out in 2013? i know this because I saw it at theaters in 2013.

  • @rosssinclair1313
    @rosssinclair131310 ай бұрын

    Love How Grimlock just casually threw up a car🤣🤣🤣

  • @deeked700
    @deeked7002 ай бұрын

    How's KZread gonna give me two unskippable adds ONE MINUTE into the video? That aside, really enjoy how you do these, and you made milk come out my brothers nose from laughing, so props to you good sir

  • @getschwifty5537
    @getschwifty5537 Жыл бұрын

    Bay's Optimus had such potential as a darker exploration of the character's downfall into being such a broken resistance leader. Someone who kept trying to do the right thing only to mess up and be stabbed in the back repeatedly (and at one point literally) by those he tries to help or take the high road with, and a really powerful warrior who ends up just becoming more and more bitter and bloodthirsty as this hundred year long conflict wears at his morals down to the uh... metal bone. To the point where he may as well just be his nemesis, Megatron. A former librarian turned fearless leader, to then a warlord killing all in his path. Just too bad this wasn't explored by competent writers and a director of a franchise who actually gave a shit about these characters and the worldbuilding and lore.

  • @andrecosta8680

    @andrecosta8680

    Жыл бұрын

    Formar librarian?

  • @Alexander59059

    @Alexander59059

    Жыл бұрын

    @@andrecosta8680 Optimus was a librarian before the transformers’ civil war

  • @fegreninja7197

    @fegreninja7197

    Жыл бұрын

    I am fairly certain that bayverse Optimus was not formerly a librarian. I think he was the head of a science division before being chosen by Sentinel to be the next prime

  • @TrickiVicBB71

    @TrickiVicBB71

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@andrecosta8680 I read the comics that lead up to Revenge of The Fallen. Optimus Prime was head of the archaeology and science division. Megatron was he Self Defense Force. The Fallen put a spell on Megatron causing him to wage war across Cybertron

  • @owlwaifu4949

    @owlwaifu4949

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TrickiVicBB71 also fun fact its theorized that the reason sentinel specificly killed Ironhide was because Ironhide was from a tribe sentinel had been fighting and who eventually allied with them but he held deep seeded robot racism for millions of years and specificly killed him as one last fuck you

  • @Satchmojones
    @Satchmojones Жыл бұрын

    Mark Wahlberg as a scientist, or engineer is like casting Will Pharrel as the next Superman.

  • @WingMaster562

    @WingMaster562

    Жыл бұрын

    Id watch that. EDIT: Will Pharrel? Who? I misread it as Will Ferrell. Also anyone is better than Mark Wahlberg because he can't play any other role than being Mark Wahlberg.

  • @ashb7

    @ashb7

    Жыл бұрын

    Excuse you?? He's AN INVENTOR

  • @dragonchr15

    @dragonchr15

    Жыл бұрын

    How he became an A list star is one of life's great mysteries....especially after his colorful past.....

  • @casteanpreswyn7528

    @casteanpreswyn7528

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@SD yeah, I don't understand how you go from "convicted of a hate crime" to A-list actor. It's fuckin wild.

  • @WingMaster562

    @WingMaster562

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dragonchr15 I think you NEED to have a colorful past. It's a requirement. That or you're Weird Al.

  • @Grimnir_x
    @Grimnir_x9 ай бұрын

    One thing i appreciate about these movies is the fact that humans didn't stay completely defenseless against robots, humans went from completely useless to being able to hunt down and wipe out most of them

  • @worldssmallestdestron7819
    @worldssmallestdestron78198 ай бұрын

    27:10 I only like him because I watched Animated, and liked him there.

  • @R77ification
    @R77ification Жыл бұрын

    I love how Hound is literally how the dwarves are in Deep Rock Galactic. Foul mouthed, (relatively) short and stout, armed to the teeth, ecstatic to blow up anything that is a slight threat, and a magnificent beard.

  • @planescaped

    @planescaped

    Жыл бұрын

    Robo beard for robotic reasons.

  • @bretts.7488

    @bretts.7488

    Жыл бұрын

    ROCK AND STONE!

  • @matthewp.1484

    @matthewp.1484

    Жыл бұрын

    ROCK AND STONE

  • @juliendacoolien3454

    @juliendacoolien3454

    Жыл бұрын

    For Rock N Stone, brothas!

  • @SolomonWayze

    @SolomonWayze

    Жыл бұрын

    DO I HEAR ROCK AND STONE?!

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr11 ай бұрын

    This movie opens with dinosaurs who get turned into metal, and ends with dinosaurs made of metal and these two plot points have nothing to do with each other and exist solely because Bay was like “Dinosaurs are cool put dinosaurs in the movie” because he directs like a child

  • @Endru85x

    @Endru85x

    11 ай бұрын

    After watching how they screwed Dinobots, i had to read some old Transformers comics to remind myself that Gridlock was actual badass and he and other dinobots could talk for fuck sake.

  • @betoh7140

    @betoh7140

    10 ай бұрын

    Well, I mean, it’s giant robot dinosaurs. Poorly written or not, they look freaking cool.

  • @yeetusdeletus1827

    @yeetusdeletus1827

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Endru85x Agreed. I'm fine with the Dinobots not talking, but come on, at least make them Badass. Also, quick correction, I'm pretty sure his name is Grimlock, Not GridLock.

  • @Endru85x

    @Endru85x

    9 ай бұрын

    @@yeetusdeletus1827 of course it was Grimlock, my bad :) If i remember correctly, he was bots leader for some time in G1 comics. But Bay does not give a f about source material....

  • @yeetusdeletus1827

    @yeetusdeletus1827

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Endru85x It's all good, just a small correction, at least I'm not blowing up or anything :)....................................... I will *(REDACTED)* your family if you make another spelling mistake- Yeah, Bay really didn't give a shit about the source material. Imagine if, during the finale fight, when Prime is pinned by the sword, instead of Bumblebee, Grimlock just comes in and wrecks Lockdowns shit for a solid while, before Lockdown (Being the badass he is) manages to flip it around and beats the shit out of Grimlock, and THEN Optimous stabs him and does the whole "Honer" thing. It would both show how Badass Grimlock is, while showing how much of a threat Lockdown was. But nah, that didn't happen.

  • @blue-sm3wg
    @blue-sm3wg9 ай бұрын

    i keep watching 8:32 it is by far the funniest callback to that scene. like looking back he really just had that on him like a bible verse

  • @Qvksylver6034
    @Qvksylver60343 ай бұрын

    19:30 The Gypsy Danger riff was better than all of Transformers 4

  • @teamnumbskull2846
    @teamnumbskull2846 Жыл бұрын

    The funny thing about hound is he's actually not fat, there's scenes where if you pause it at the right time you'll see that his belly is actually a weapons pack with straps holding it and he has a flat muscular stomach underneath, it's hard to see but once you see it you can't unsee it, its interesting because they never explain or show him dropping his pack, they just let fans believe it's a belly, it's basically a big fanny pack, all of his fat is actually just weapons packs.

  • @InsertName101

    @InsertName101

    Жыл бұрын

    Hound is a true American

  • @themightybullfrog

    @themightybullfrog

    Жыл бұрын

    He's a robot, so it's hard to say what's a pouch separate from the rest of his person and what's a part of his belly that just opens up for storage. Not helped by the fact that he actively calls himself a Fat Ballerina (hell of a line)

  • @thegloriouskingkronk8422

    @thegloriouskingkronk8422

    Жыл бұрын

    It's called kibble in the Transformers fandom. It usually refers to parts of the robot mode that don't really contribute to the actual body or serve any function (not always though, Transformers Animated Bulkhead can move his kibble to act as a chair. Greatest character design in human history) and are only there because they're part of the alt-mode. An infamous example of this is Arcee's backpack, which is most of the car, as well as the original toy of the Maximal Big Convoy, which is best described as a toy of a robot that you can stoop a toy of a mammoth over.

  • @Superabound2

    @Superabound2

    Жыл бұрын

    Technically he's not fat either way because he's made entirely of metal. Is a large building "fat"? Is an aircraft carrier "fat"?

  • @thegloriouskingkronk8422

    @thegloriouskingkronk8422

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Superabound2 for another analogy, a hippo isn't fat either because that is literally mostly muscle

  • @zachnoland155
    @zachnoland155 Жыл бұрын

    Age of extinction is deeply personal to me too. It was the first time that I realized movies could be bad

  • @ArashiAiko

    @ArashiAiko

    Жыл бұрын

    AOE was the first time I ever wanted to walk out of a movie. I never even bothered to see TLK. Bumblebee however... THAT's how you do a reboot!

  • @capootiscrepitoos

    @capootiscrepitoos

    Жыл бұрын

    Same, here, I wasn't even a teenager when I saw it, and the first thing I thought when I walked out of the theater was "not worth it"

  • @KRYPTIC05

    @KRYPTIC05

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ArashiAiko aoe isn’t that bad as y’all say…I thought it was awesome and still think it’s awesome…Lockdown is such a cold villain.

  • @chrisbent5734
    @chrisbent57346 ай бұрын

    Wait a minute, I just realized... So the main character is called Cade Yeager. And the movie is written by a guy called Ehren Kruger...? When did this come out again?

  • @RedCommunistDragon

    @RedCommunistDragon

    4 ай бұрын

    2014

  • @stefanradebach2889
    @stefanradebach2889Ай бұрын

    It's rather amazing how the writers had to bring up a Texas state law to justify a romance between a 17 year old and a 20 year old in the most bizarre, contrived manner possible...and still getting it hilariously wrong because no one bothered to actually properly research it and makes you wonder why they didn't just simply make them both 20 years old? It's such an easy writing decision yet they needlessly take an over-complicated route where they still manage to fail badly.