Just as long as he says “He’s a great guy btw”, he’s immune to any kind of retaliation from Steven.

@wyskass861

Жыл бұрын

idiots with huge egos are very easy to pacify with a statement like that.

@KeqingMain8

Жыл бұрын

What "retaliation"? Seagal is 70 now, in age and body fat percentage.

@keenannorris3309

Жыл бұрын

@@KeqingMain8 If you somehow move w/in his 5 inch range of motion, his muscle memory will take over and he might just f you up.

@markkelly9621

Жыл бұрын

I think Seagal will be offended he never called him the greatest guy ever.

@konnykontant

Жыл бұрын

It's kind of like Hollyweird's "no homo" thing they've got going. They don't want to ruin possible future work 😅

"Tom....if you ever tell this story.....please just mention how good of a dude I am." - Steven Seagal

@ghostrider2664

7 жыл бұрын

Tom isn't successful enough to alienate anyone lol never burn a bridge

@kaguth

6 жыл бұрын

I think Tom was just trying to save himself from a 400 pound man slapping him.

@johnbelley1541

6 жыл бұрын

More like "do I need another cease and desist for something I said trying to get some fame back" -Tom Arnold "because I know that fat bitch has lawyers waiting"

@TomDeLaCruz

6 жыл бұрын

burn a bridge?? with seagal? lmao.. he is like best buddies with arnold fyi.... he doesnt need seagal lol

@redoz9768

6 жыл бұрын

like 5 times

"He covered his forhead in like this much black magic marker, He's a great guy by the way" I'm dying over here

@stevem2323

3 жыл бұрын

We all are 😄😄😄, he's trying not to get his ass kicked.

@Mooncat747

3 жыл бұрын

And......Hes kind of fat for a muscle guy, but he has big wrists. Lol.

@stevem2323

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mooncat747 Fucking died on that 😁😁😁

@embracethesuck1041

2 жыл бұрын

Hell at least he didn't go as far as Trudeau or Northam.

@tobyhart8515

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was Seagal who was dyeing - his hair.

"He's a great guy, by the way" I'm dead.

@jonathanwpressman

Жыл бұрын

Tom Arnold is brilliant.

Tom Arnold is the king of backhanded compliments and passive aggression.

@madpenguin9402

8 жыл бұрын

For sure. I listened to the audio of this whilst it played in the background and his comments made me think the guy was Jewish, it was Jewish kind of wit and digs. I don't know who the heck Tom Arnold is but he comes across Jewish

@ghostrider2664

7 жыл бұрын

I can't figure out if it's passive aggression or if it's an attempt to be entertaining while not wanting to burn any bridges.

@sjames304

6 жыл бұрын

Dennis Leavitt how's he racist?

@andyappleton3353

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah totally. He's insulting Segal the whole time.

@kevinhorgan2770

5 жыл бұрын

Sparky's Joint He’s such a pussy end off story.

It must have been a tremendous shock to him to discover that he COULDN'T actually walk on water.

@BaldHeadedManc

Жыл бұрын

He can barely walk on land anymore.

@Redwill85

Жыл бұрын

Lmaaaaaooo

@darnellpistachio2991

Жыл бұрын

Man if the emphasis was on actually, instead of couldn't...

@rhinobanga13

Жыл бұрын

@@BaldHeadedManc😂😂😂

@L0NEwolfzer

Жыл бұрын

best comment😂

"I don't rehearse, let's shoot this..." SPLASH!!!! So that's why Seagal's career is in the toilet...

@AColonelPanic

3 жыл бұрын

Its like that MadTV sketch with the flying 🤣

@playboymaxim

2 жыл бұрын

@@AColonelPanic Sasso nailed him 🤣🤣🤣

@henrlima87

2 жыл бұрын

Because of the splashing or because of the non rehearsing? 😂

@TruOnyxfire

4 ай бұрын

The reason his career is in the toilet is because he's a terrible actor, producer, director, writer, caster, human being, money-launderer, pretend-martial-artist... basically everything.

I'm not certain this started but I've been binge watching Steven Segal stories. Everybody in the movie industry seems to have a hilarious encounter with him just being a schmuck! 🤣😂🤣😂

@garygramm6533

Жыл бұрын

Dude have you checked out Space Ice? If not, it’s a must.

@nathanstewart3329

Жыл бұрын

This guys right. Space Ice is awesome.

@drunkenmasteroftheleopardclan

Жыл бұрын

My dude same here. Space ice is fucking epic. Just watched his new upload today.

@andrewpasquan6220

Жыл бұрын

@@garygramm6533 I dig it but homie sounds like a Steven seagal commercial and I can only watch about 5 minutes 😅 I prefer mista GG, he has quite a bit of movie breakdowns that are funny asf

@kowboys1180

Жыл бұрын

Haha me too, there are alot of stories out there. I gotta check out the Gene Lebell one next, then space ice.

Steven Seagull is literally the best actor of all time. Why do I say that you ask? Because he literally NEVER stops acting. Acting like he is a master at anything. Acting like he knows martial arts. The best actor ever. Fools tons of people. The best. Ever.

@Mausju

2 жыл бұрын

Yo is that freestyle god Eli on your profile pic???

@Justin-yt7pi

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mausju yeah that is

@MrFudgepump

2 жыл бұрын

I know you made this comment around 2 years ago, but I love the fact that you spelled his name as Steven Seagull. I've been saying it the same way for a few years now because it rolls off the tongue a little bit easier

@hd-xc2lz

2 жыл бұрын

Moved to Russia because he was fooling fewer of us as he aged?

@7ItalianStallion

2 жыл бұрын

Reading this comment seriously hurt my brain. It was like listening to an annoying conformist who says a trendy word over and over when it's not necessary or even makes sense.

i love that he adds the signature steven seagal mid-sentence breaths to his impression of him.

@MarcusAurelius7777

2 жыл бұрын

This is funny

At this point in his career Steven Seagal's belt is the only thing that's under siege. His toilet's marked for death and anyone standing between it and him is on deadly ground, because Steven has a fire down below. He's tried weight loss programs, but that appetite for Entenmann's donuts and personal XL pizzas is hard to kill.

@murphyblogs2984

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The sewerage company charge him etc for shittsunami they have to deal with on a daily basis. 😂😂😂

@NateTheScot

Жыл бұрын

Bravo sir!

@earlleeruhf3130

Жыл бұрын

Very clever word play sir, I am impressed.

@lukefrey491

Жыл бұрын

LOL!

@leonidaspetsakos9690

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the exit wounds Seagal gets every time he goes to the toilet.

"He's a greeeeaaat guy by the way" Proceed to talk crap....

@rsmith02

3 жыл бұрын

Steven's not the brightest so if he confronts Tom he can say "nah man, I told them you're a great guy but it was a funny story, am I right?"

@joecook5689

3 жыл бұрын

@@rsmith02 yep

By the way Is he a great guy? I couldn't tell.

@Brunojn

3 жыл бұрын

I think that by 'great man' he mean't 'great piece of shit'

@davedailey3455

3 жыл бұрын

Word has it he is to much into himself. Like he is some kind of God.

@alanlipat4960

3 жыл бұрын

677

@historiclp4577

3 жыл бұрын

@@davedailey3455 He is a God, the Dali lama made him a “Diety”

@peabody3000

3 жыл бұрын

he's a great guy who will smack tom arnold if he doesn't call him a great guy

"....which is basically any story involving Steven Seagal." Seriously, that dude ain't right.

Anyone who can call Steven seagal a “great man” is a champion of kindness

@NateTheScot

Жыл бұрын

Or sarcasm and passive aggressive irony.

@mondoseguendo6113

Жыл бұрын

Or a lier

@chorizo4920

Жыл бұрын

He sounds incredibly fun to work with though

@felyxmillicent6538

Жыл бұрын

SARCASM

Its crazy how many banger Seagal stories there are out there, and its fascinating how overly confident he is while being so insecure/sensitive, what a legend

@tomwu2499

Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there hahaha

@davidemmons899

Жыл бұрын

Banger stories? Wtf is a banger story?

@justincraig398

Жыл бұрын

@@davidemmons899 it’s a good story. You couldn’t figure that out ?? It’s a fucking banger, a fucking dope ass story. Idk how else to express it…. Banger means it’s fucking good as fuck.

@arisenmusic479

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like narcissism

He lost me at "Steven Segal, great man..."

@sparkysjoint1616

8 жыл бұрын

it was a backhanded compliment and sarcasm.

@debbiefujioka

6 жыл бұрын

DingusTheGenius You are so right

@watkinsrory

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Bradley He has lied on live shows. Its not a rumor when you can see it in plain sight. Jeez dude are you that deluded ?

@TheAnonapersons

5 жыл бұрын

@ he has no reason to lie since he saw it himself and his credibility would take a dip if he lied about this kinda thing because he's famous everything he does or says is under the microscope

@earlfrog9412

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Bradley lol I’ll go ahead and judge you right now lmfao. Normal ppl have no problem dissing a piece of shit person like segal, but only another piece of shit person would get upset at hearing others do so. It must strike a nerve with you because you can identify with that scum bag. Go cry a river now

If people don't get it, the "he's a nice guy" part is ironic. Nobody thinks Seagal is a nice guy.

@Robocoppat

3 жыл бұрын

Especially his ex- wife

@dodododes

2 жыл бұрын

no he meant it you imbecile

@aaronleverton4221

2 жыл бұрын

@@Robocoppat Ex-Wives, that's a plural, buddy.

@Robocoppat

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronleverton4221 I stand corrected!

@bjornyesterday2562

2 жыл бұрын

Further explanation required

Would have been a great way to end it with Steven Seagal saying, "Okay, let's rehearse this thing".

@aussiewanderer6304

3 жыл бұрын

Or, he gets out of the water and says "good rehearsal guys, let me dry off and we'll do it for real".

"I'm gonna kick all your asses" Tom Arnold impersonating Steven is fricking hilarious

@niksarass

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Duke nukem

I sense that people have to walk on eggshells around Seagal. Guy needs to learn to laugh at himself.

@Rasairi

8 жыл бұрын

+evillink1 Funny thing is that if any of these actors who are ''scared'' of Seagal actually muster the courage to tap him on the chin, Seagal would probably go to sleep.

@thejackedupreviewshow6924

8 жыл бұрын

+evillink1 That would require showing Seagal the meaning of satire but he's convinced he's the best to where unless you roast him on Comedy Central, he doesn't get it.

@williampgalloway

7 жыл бұрын

evillink1 well his sister is hot #BUNDY2020

@hedgehog1965uk

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, I would so love to see "The Roast of Steven Seagal". Edit: I see that it actually happened in 1995, but I can't find any footage. Seagal must have destroyed it all.

@difficultbastard

7 жыл бұрын

" Guy needs to learn to laugh at himself." ..after all, everybody else does.

"Who's a great guy by the way. ... I love Steven Segal, he's a good dude." This is the funniest part to me.

and thats how the tsunami in japan was started

@jobu7788

7 жыл бұрын

there is no ocean around toronto tom its a lake

@PastafarianGamer

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@robertsteinmacher2796

6 жыл бұрын

paddyoclown ha!

@neku2741

6 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahaha

@ssxv3wst

6 жыл бұрын

😂

I've heard him tell a better version of this story. The reason Seagal walked out the wrong door was because he and the director had been arguing for so long about rehearsing that he got turned around from the way he came in, as houseboats have doors on both sides. They all knew he was going the wrong way, and no one stopped him.

Love how the director told him not to say anything to Steven lol

I love Tom Arnold. He is so underrated in my opinion.

@seansoccer100

Жыл бұрын

And I love your name, Footy Fan! (And Tom IS underrated. I mean, True Lies?)

@Footy_Fan

Жыл бұрын

@@seansoccer100 thank you for the kind words, my friend.

@Footy_Fan

Жыл бұрын

@@seansoccer100 ....and you are spot-on about True Lies.

Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind yet out of his mind at the same time.

@Domon1106

10 ай бұрын

This is the most accurate thing ive ever read

I love tom talking all this shit, and then just sprinkling in, Steven's a great dude.

Tom speaking about something being "crazy" is like the mailman taking a walk !!!! The dude is certifiable

"... he's a great guy, by the way." 😂😂😂

That was Gods way of showing Steven, calm down. Your not better than other people.

@shadowman2192

8 жыл бұрын

Steven Segal thinks he IS God.

@clashJoze

8 жыл бұрын

you know that old zen story, where two monks cross the bridge ?

@madpenguin9402

8 жыл бұрын

Some would say he's earnt the right and is better than other people. Better Steven Seagals around and kicking that not imo.

What's even more hilarious than the story is his "he the great guy btw".

He's a great guy by the way, another way of saying "Bless his heart".

@NateTheScot

Жыл бұрын

It's another way of saying "he's a total asshole" 😂

Steven Seagal stories are always incredible

Tom Arnold is so charismatic and funny. I could listen to him all day.

“Well I tell you one thing, ima kick all your asses” LMFAOF, Tom Arnold has Steven Siegel voice downpacked!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know Tom Arnold is like a C list or D list actor, but he sure knows how to play the politics of the industry right. He told an embarrassing story about someone else, yet he spun it with love and charm and encouragement. Nicely done

Just for the sake of clarification, there is no ocean in Toronto. There's Lake Ontario, but no ocean. :)

@moondowg1

10 жыл бұрын

Yet our government lies repeatedly and you say nothing.

@NfldBiker

10 жыл бұрын

moondowg1-Farley & The Stooges Da fuck!?!?!

@NfldBiker

10 жыл бұрын

jack daniel We'd have losers like you trolling the globe from the comfort of the trailer park home which your brother and sister, also known as "your parents" own!

@WalterWhite-pl3ls

10 жыл бұрын

who the fuck are you ???, MR GEOGRAPHY ???, give us a break fella F F S.

@cmarkme

10 жыл бұрын

jack daniel Er!! You just stole my line F****** LMAO :-)

So much for Seagal being clairavoyant and god-like pfft.

If this hasn't been made into a short animated clip yet, it needs to be. They may as well keep in the 'Ocean' Ontario part of the story, as well.

@reid8588

10 ай бұрын

Yeah. I grew up in Toronto and I never knew it was on the Ocean. Shame on me.

i love the end when he looked at the director and he shook his head no lmao

i love how he bashed seagal yet kept saying hes a great guy HAHAHAA

That was hilarious, I don't think anyone would not want to see Steven Seagal not walk through that door. Steven Seagal embarrasses himself so many times anyone who ever met him has one to tell.....

"Hes a great guy by the way " as he's exposing him ,lmao!!

How do you fall off a houseboat in Toronto and land in the ocean? There must have been a hell of a cross wind.

@ml1062

2 жыл бұрын

Ya, I picked up on that too. Tom flunked geography class.

@MarcusAurelius7777

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he meant lake

He said segal had a magic marker hairline. Im dead. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"It's an amazing story, buddy, legend building". I love this dude.

"He's a great guy by the way." LOL

Tom Arnold,"He's a great guy!,but an idiot!,he's a great guy!,but an idiot! etc.

@tarico4436

10 жыл бұрын

Tom Arnold is seriously underrated as a comedian. Just dripping with sincerity when he says how good of a person Seagal is, how Seagal has a kind heart. Not even an eye twitch to let us know how much he's talking out of his pooper when he says how much he adores Mr. Seagal. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

@ostapbendervan7874

5 жыл бұрын

tom Arnold eh bible polar

I love how he fell into the "Ocean" while filming in Toronto.

Bloody hell, you can totally tell Tom Arnold was born in the midwest. So damn passive-aggressive! With every insult he lands on Seagal, he has to follow-up with a kind word! I think his passive aggression actually makes this story funnier!

wait a second, if they were filming, then there should be footage out there of this glorious moment. Need to see

I could hear Steven Seagal stories all day 😂😂😂

Wow. Pure hilarity. Prob the best segal story ive heard so far

_Exit Wounds_ was one of my favorite Seagal movies

@siasti

4 жыл бұрын

The last one before he started churning out direct-to-DVD crap. What's your favorite Seagal film? Mine's probably Out for Justice.

@Eddie-oc2se

Жыл бұрын

Exit Wounds was actually his last descent movie!

"He's got very big wrists. " 😂😂😂😂

@varanid9

8 жыл бұрын

That's a sign of hand strength. Finger muscles don't grow much, but wrist and fore-arm muscles develop when you train your grip. I imagine he got that way from doing so much Aikido.

@christopherkotsopoulos701

8 жыл бұрын

or he's a serial beater

@Losrandir

8 жыл бұрын

Or from wanking!

@christopherwalkinalloverya5824

5 жыл бұрын

"It takes a lot of wrist strength to strangle puppies and kittens all day". -Stephen Seagull

@stevendavies417

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, tough guys will take having big wrists as a complement.

"He's got VERY big wrists, though." I need more of these stories. Dead.😅

Didnt notice the ocean near Toronto…lived here 43 years! You learn something new everyday!

Literally... tears. This was an absolute roast.

I can't get enough weird stories about Steven Seagal being a freak.

the footage of that wouldve been an instant timeless classic for generations to come

I never understood the Tom Arnold hate, he's very entertaining and has a bunch of charisma

@stevena.7022

Жыл бұрын

He's the great American sleaze of a generation and true scumbag icon. It's hard to hate really.

I love that Tom hates Steven. 😄😄😄😂

Steven Seagal was an admiral in the Navy during the battle of Midway.

@SovereignStatesman

9 жыл бұрын

AND Trafalgar! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trafalgar

@AndreaRoll

9 жыл бұрын

Tom Evans i Heard he was piloting a X-wing when the death star was destroyed

@SovereignStatesman

9 жыл бұрын

Andrea Roll THAT, I have trouble believing... can you imagine getting that fat ass in a cockpit?

@AndreaRoll

9 жыл бұрын

Tom Evans well maybe it was an XXL-Wing

@joydivsion77

9 жыл бұрын

***** Damn, that son of a bitch got me again!

I don’t care much for Tom Arnold’s politics but man that guy is freakin great story teller..

Seagal remind me of some of those old wrestler guys like Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan who over time actually become the character they played. Its hilarious

I'm trying to imagine DMX's reaction.

Tom your the man for real

This story NEVER gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love Tom Arnold this is like a legit funny clip

thats hilarious

Tom Arnold needs to let go of his fear of Steven Seagal and just tell the fucking story.

@oB_Session

8 жыл бұрын

Gunther cut the crap and stop acting like a 5 year old on youtube. You know damn well Tom is not scared of the guy, he's obviously fond of Steven and doesn't want to hurt his feelings by telling this slightly embarrassing story. So he throws in some nice comments on how he's a great guy to smooth things over. Big fucking deal.

@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248

8 жыл бұрын

LYFE I'm sorry let me rephrase, Tom Arnold needs to stop licking Steven's boot's while throwing him under the bus. Its cowardly. And you need to get over your crush for Steven.

@BuySmartChannel2700

8 жыл бұрын

+Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch you must be a special type of stupid to think such horse crap. Please do us all a favor don't comment on KZread ever again.

@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248

8 жыл бұрын

David Azagoury Man this Stephen Seagal guy sure has a lot of youtube accounts.

@TwwIX

8 жыл бұрын

He's being facetious. You fucking dweeb! You have the observational skills of a fucking turnip.

I wasn’t expecting the spot on impression lol. Fantastic

“Well I will tell you oneee thing,,,,I’m gonna kick all your asses” 🤣🤣🤣

I can listen to Tom all day. Great story teller

When even Tom Arnold can take shots at you, maybe you've hit rock bottom

@marlondeanbellot.7945

2 жыл бұрын

When Steven Seagal hit "Rock Bottom", Steven Seagal broke the Rock at the Bottom because of his now BIG BOTTOM.

"...he's got very big wrists, though..." 😄 🤣

“buddyyy” 😂

What Ocean is near Toronto? LOL

@stevekahn5415

6 жыл бұрын

Erie

@brokenwave6125

6 жыл бұрын

Steve Kahn You're joking right?

If this story is true there’s a video of it somewhere.

it's nice to see you taking a break from taking a break

When you're called out by Tom Arnold, you've got issues!

Legend says that a great samurai has such an iron will that even though he's been beheaded he is able to complete one final sword strike. Legend also tells of a man called Steven of Seagal who was rendered unconscious yet still finished taking a shit.

“He’s a good dude” 40 times in an interview makes a not believe him.

LMAO it's not even the ocean, it's lake Ontario it was just supposed to be the ocean for the film. This interview is amazing!

lol...omg i can picture it...had to b one of those times that u never forget and bust out laughin all by urself when u think about it

"He has very big wrists though". Awww that's the measure all men aim for when it comes to masculinity...... jacked wrists.

@stevendavies417

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, having big wrists and hands is prized in strength sports. It's also something that can't really be built up.

Did Arnold say that Seagal is a "great actor"? Lol. Okay.

This was a great comedy story Mr. Tom Arnold 😂

I don't rehearse man. Lmao I died there😂😂😂 Steven legend. The best actor hands down.

Ontario is land locked how did he walk into the "ocean". Lake Ontario perhaps.

@WalterWhite-pl3ls

10 жыл бұрын

stop be a spoiler B I T C H ......

@colinboots8694

10 жыл бұрын

David Malton :S

Sir, this is not how the events on set occurred. I must correct my adversaries. The magic marker technique is to add to my on-camera wazuuuuu.

Tom tells that story like Steven Seagal is staring at him through a window and doing the cut throat motion.

Exit Wounds was fantastic

...and that's the last time anyone ever saw tom arnold again

@cmarkme

10 жыл бұрын

Chop Suey ``

I was on a plane the played a Steven Seagal movie and people still walked out

what's more embarrassing is that Tom Arnold used to dip his wick in Roseanne.

@nateriver4951

7 жыл бұрын

SalemKid Never Forget

@PCSExponent

6 жыл бұрын

Has that ever been proven?

@salemkid1979

6 жыл бұрын

his trial is coming soon

Seagal is like a cartoon character come to life

Tom Arnold is skillfully shredding Steven Seagal from his sharpie hairline and down 😂

Seagal sounds just like Trump