When Seagal recounts this story, he saved everyone from terrorists, cleaned up the environment, and taught the mafia how to fight...

@jhonmartin4464

3 жыл бұрын

Highly possible

@PG-kd9mc

3 жыл бұрын

All while attending an all you can eat buffet

@johns7530

3 жыл бұрын

@machinech brilliant, LOL! Have you heard Tom Segura's stand up where he talks about Steven Segal? Your comment sounds a lot like that, LMAO!

@jhonmartin4464

3 жыл бұрын

Sagal also knows were jimmy hoffa is burried he arrested the mobsters that did it but he wouldn't wana brag about taking out 5 mafiosos XD

@royalway12

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not so sure about the environment part.

Jean-Claude Van Damme is sitting at home loving every minute of this.

@Cryptocracy_Now

3 жыл бұрын

He ain't much different. All running around in Chuck Norris' shadow.

@justmythoughts2786

3 жыл бұрын

Yep cause Jean Claude called Steven out to a 1 on 1 fight and Steven was horrified

@NYScorpion222

3 жыл бұрын

Jean Claude Van Dam? The guy who Chuck Zito knocked out cold in Scores? Another fake movie tough guy who got loud with one of the toughest guys in NY with his hands!

@bruss529

3 жыл бұрын

VanDamme atleast has a sense of humor about it. Check out the JCVD movie.

@Skinwalker-Ranch

3 жыл бұрын

@@NYScorpion222 true story

I’ll never be able to watch another Steven Seagal movie again without cracking up 😂

@VotEtoPizdets

2 жыл бұрын

Could you watch one before this without cracking up? If so, youre a more serious man than i am.

@robwalsh9843

2 жыл бұрын

I cracked up at his movies as soon as they came out. He never gets so much of a slap upside the face in his fight choreography.

@xuereb2867

2 жыл бұрын

I always wondered how he got the roles, didn't like his acting at all, the mob opens a lot of doors to crooks like him.

@thomashassall96

2 жыл бұрын

@@robwalsh9843 it's written in to his contracts he can't take a beating, that's why he produces his own bullshit straight to DVD films..I'm convinced that's all a money laundering scheme for his Russian pals 🙄

@zatozatoichi7920

Жыл бұрын

You could so far? : D

I love Sammy’s stories!!! I’m a cop and have been acting for 28 years, I screen tested w Steven and he was such a prick!!! This story just made my day, cuz he acted like he was the toughest guy in the world, I even said to the producers on my way out, “Good luck with this guy as your leading man” 😂😂😂 The movie TANKED!! Glad I wasn’t in it…

@lcf3335

2 жыл бұрын

👍👏👏👏I'm not a bit suprised

@FS-lw6sq

2 жыл бұрын

You do know that Segal couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?

@BradyIsAfagInHeat

2 жыл бұрын

@JamesDoherty You look like an UC Agent that infiltrated a Motorcycle Club. Why you showing your face? You're going to blow your cover in the KZread comment section. SMH 🤦‍♂️

@kennykimbler9816

2 жыл бұрын

What was the name of the movie? I have 2 guesses but not sure.

@jamesdoherty5666

2 жыл бұрын

@@denisrose9207 Thank you….👍🏽👍🏽

Steven can actually fight. It's on record, he has a winning record against his ex-wives and girlfriends

@ricardomendez4041

3 жыл бұрын

A win is a win.

@silvadossantos6803

3 жыл бұрын

She at least has a real aikido belt.

@christophermotyka8744

3 жыл бұрын

What a great quote!!!

@bikerider5594

3 жыл бұрын

I'm done with the internet

@redpillscholar560

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🔟

There's a lesson here: if you associate with criminals you will eventually find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time.

@bc1969214

3 жыл бұрын

and apparently in a lot of bad movies they want you to keep appearing in so you'll start appearing as a deputy in a bad reality tv show.

@captainarcher2

3 жыл бұрын

Well that isn't true. You don't have to associate with criminals to be a target D.A.! Just as any victim of crime.

@CanItAlready

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainarcher2 That's not what they said.

@stayingweakisnotokay7502

3 жыл бұрын

I ended up at a drug dealers house once after 3 days off clubbing, he had about 150 pigeonsflying inside his house. Wrong place wrong time

@davidschmidt270

3 жыл бұрын

Been there done that.... I've had to learn this lesson the hard way a few different times in my life because of just shear loneliness.... I'd rather just be alone then hanging out with crazy people who " accept" you....I don't feel lower than I do at times by myself anyways

Sammy you had me laughing my ass off with your Steven Segal story and him needing his blankly on the stand. I have to tell you I cannot get enough of your stories. Being home every day the walls start closing in on ya, i appreciate you very much. I have been battling cancer for a while and don’t get out very much, your channel is doing people in my situation a hell of lotta good. Thank you Sammy 🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻

This the funniest Steven Seagal story I’ve ever heard. I can just picture him bawling into his blanky.

Seagal is the only “actor” I enjoy people exposing….. after watching his movies all my life, he’s the only action star who takes himself too seriously

@candasmith

3 жыл бұрын

They all do

@iunnox666

3 жыл бұрын

@@candasmith Seagal takes it to the next level. The others seem to at least understand that they didn't actually do the things their characters did.

@MarcosElMalo2

3 жыл бұрын

@@candasmith Nah, they’re not all the same. While there are many megalomaniacs and colossal egos in the business, there are plenty of down-to-earth people that don’t torture and bully the people around them. Both the Toms are well known in the crew world for being decent and professional with their people. Robert Deniro is a humble guy, believe it or not. George Clooney has literally fought a director who was abusing his crew (David O. Russel). Back in the day, when Reese Witherspoon was working low budget movies, she’d slip her own cash to craft service so the crew could get healthier snacks (and I have first hand knowledge of that). Michael Ironsides is a sweetheart to work with, as is Danny Trevino. I’ve heard that Mickey Rourke was a bit off a diva early on, but at some point dropped the ego and became someone easy to work with. A film set can be a very high pressure work environment, and actors like those mentioned above lighten the load for the crew just by being considerate and positive. It’s like J Borg says, many actors understand that they’re getting paid to pretend. They might take the work seriously, but they don’t take themselves overly seriously and they don’t abuse their star power. I’d even say most of them, like 90%, just do their jobs without being abusive pieces of shit. But make no mistake, there are those pieces of shit actors and directors that make everyone miserable just because they can. There are others that struggle with mental instability that have good days and bad days.

@sly9263

2 жыл бұрын

hes a narcissist and massively insecure pathological liar

@MMABeijing

2 жыл бұрын

you are a hater

The invention of the internet has not been kind to Steven Seagal 😳

@royalway12

3 жыл бұрын

Food also.

@justanobody1288

3 жыл бұрын

Neither has McDonald's

@richarddavid5462

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@misspm8157

3 жыл бұрын

Steven Segal hasnt been very kind to Steven Segal

@dannypqliar8763

3 жыл бұрын

Understatement of the century hahaha!

I can confirm that Sensei Seagal is indeed the toughest man alive. And the best singer. The greatest at sitting. Loves cookies. Turnips....and snatching birthdays

@SquaficleDude

Жыл бұрын

Hey imagine seeing you here 😂

@attiasprouse682

Жыл бұрын

You misspelled, “whiny bitch”.

@bloodlinefilms

Жыл бұрын

Every motherfucker birthday.

@kevinjohnson2273

Жыл бұрын

Came here from your video the safety blanket that Sammy mentioned in the clip I had to watch the whole video lol

@astrzmbie9968

11 ай бұрын

Lol hey Sensei 😂

Steven Segal is one of those guys everyone has a bad story about. And they're always ridiculously entertaining

I can’t stop hearing Seagal’s voice “you think you goombas can come in here and intimidate me...well guess what?...you can.”

@thomas-fq1wi

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@BULL.173

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@rickkill9323

3 жыл бұрын

Classic !

@BULL.173

3 жыл бұрын

@Kim Jones Kim, what is it about this comment that so motivates you to piss on our cornflakes? We're just here to have fun and make each other laugh. And then here comes Kim the buzzkill. Zero sense of humor and needlessly looking to pick a fight. Just leave is alone please.

@samurai2240

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

"He teaches karate and all these stupid moves...whatever" 😂👌

@goaway1623

3 жыл бұрын

I had to laugh at this one too

@yankees29

3 жыл бұрын

Sammy is such a throwback. Guy is hilarious.

@eltoneagle8136

3 жыл бұрын

Best quote in the clip 🤣🤣🤣

@stefanlefco1750

3 жыл бұрын

An he runs like a freakin girl....

@leeschofield488

3 жыл бұрын

Aikido*

“This was a cute story about Steven” my guy you just assassinated his one spec of credibility 😂

@GamesCooky

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal managed perfectly fine to assassinate his own credibility.

@lasskinn474

2 жыл бұрын

this was in 2021, steves credibility was rip for 2 decades already, mostly due to him going on interviews and making no sense whatsoever.

I can never get enough of Steven Seagal stories.. Good one Sammy...

Coming this summer.....Steven Seagal in..."Hard to Stop Crying"

@mattz5275

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@motivatingsuccess4012

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@gavinrudd5451

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. legend

@feellucky271

3 жыл бұрын

@games guitars and gore Sequel to the Hard to Stop Cryin' When You're Afraid You Be Dyin' flick. Hard to Poop will be a splash hit. I give it 2 Flushes outta 3

@dreadlove3931

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Why didn't he just get up and give Peter Gotti a couple of karate chops?" I'm fuckin' dying!!!

@Sirharryflash82

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of other people did too...

@mral4381

2 жыл бұрын

Hot air everywhere....

Omg, I will never be able to watch a movie again with Steven Seagal, because I will be laughing so hard. Great story, I love all of your stories, their great.

@stefanchannon5482

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you love stories being told by a murderer

Its incredible to see this man that was on all those FBI secret surveillance videos of our youth (80s early 90s) on all those walk talks with John and the other guys at The Ravenite and now hes here telling us all the stuff that happened back then, like a window into the past,amazing. No matter how crazy your life might be today and there is no light at the end of the tunnel, in 30 years you might be on a beach in Bimini having a umbrella drink, you just never know.

Seagal never had the makings of a varsity athlete!

@greyjedi6430

3 жыл бұрын

So funny

@Michael-ug5xb

3 жыл бұрын

That was awesome sammy..me and my father where laughing with you

@saltyassassin

3 жыл бұрын

Seagal is more of a plump Sea Lion 🤣

@flyurs1675

3 жыл бұрын

small hands, that's his problem!

@jfg1104

3 жыл бұрын

@@flyurs1675 lol! I was waiting for someone to respond with this! Lol!!

Steven Segal was on the stand holding a blanket like Linus from Charlie Brown!😂😂😂😂😂

@sweetdrahthaar7951

3 жыл бұрын

Now visualize Steven Seagal running😂😂😂😂

@furious3383

3 жыл бұрын

And he breaks Lucy’s neck. Lol

@celebritytributes

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetdrahthaar7951 his run with his arms swinging around, while his blankey waves in the breeze 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jgirlLVR

3 жыл бұрын

He should market that: the Steven Segal li'l comfort blanky. I'd totally buy that.

@furious3383

3 жыл бұрын

@@celebritytributes 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

"I just read... the greatest screenplay... ever written." "Really? Who wrote it?" "I did."

You have to enjoy the moments when Sammy laughs; what a great sense of humor.

Agent, "He was in the back room hysterically crying. Two agents had to hug him." STB, "Really.... Did they kiss?" Had me rollin' on the floor lmfao. This is that next level, top shelf, grade A content. Keep it coming and I'll keep watching.

“So he [Seagal] goes to work with some Sheriffs dept., teaching them karate and all these stupid moves... or whatever I don’t know”😂

@gregoryhitchcock5258

3 жыл бұрын

Hard truth he scared of the real gangsters.The real tough guys.

@lisae6330

3 жыл бұрын

Lol here in Phx,Az I'm guessing

@hand2handmc

3 жыл бұрын

he never kicked anyone couldn't lift his legs up he only used his hands funny as hell

@PrinceofFreshia

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@tn-titan6159

3 жыл бұрын

Foist of all..

Steven Seagal is actually so tough and amazing it's too much for us to mentally comprehend, he transcends reality and warps our perceptions so that we see him as a fuckwit, it's incredible really.

@billmiller8945

Жыл бұрын

Fuckwit. That's my new word for the day. ...sorry baby Jesus...

Sammy is a brave guy..... Segal would legit kill.... all the food in his refridgerator

@anthonygerber8261

2 жыл бұрын

Or Segal might just eat Sammy the Bull for a snack...

@559LOSO

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂😂😅😅😅

@bilbobaggins4403

2 жыл бұрын

Sammy is a sociopath

@kevin-th5sy

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’ll be some torture to see

Sammy you’re just one of many that have hilarious seagal stories. That dude takes himself so serious and everyone is just laughing to his face. Too funny. Keep the stories coming Sammy!

Bear in mind sammy, a REAL martial artist wouldnt act like he does. A real one wouldnt even mention their skill unless it was relevant to the conversation

Sammy, I grew up in New York and to hear you talk about it is music to my ears. I miss it. That was one funny story, thank you.

Perversely captivating. Gotta give him props as a brilliant story-teller. I feel guilty for liking these videos so much.

@urbraveheart48

2 жыл бұрын

I wondered if anyone else did as well thanks

@scottclementi4309

2 жыл бұрын

Right it ,only took how many deaths and years of terror inflicted on small business and neighbors for us to enjoy the content.

@klowen7778

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottclementi4309 I hear 'ya, but these days it just seems more like a bit of 'oral history', regardless who's doing the telling. Though I'm more impressed that we live in a time when ex-wise guys can finally talk openly about this kinda stuff?!

I think I'd be crying regularly, if I used to wake up next to Kelly LeBrock, but don't anymore.

@a.a.3699

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know. You might be crying now. I don’t think time was kind to her.

@neildunford241

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.a.3699Wasn't there rumours that she got addicted to sleeping pills, cos she was popping them to keep him away? Sorry love, not tonight, I've got a heada zzzzzzzzz

@karamlevi

3 жыл бұрын

She didn’t age wall. I mean, she didn’t age well. 😱😱😱 don’t look her up today 😆

@joelspringman7748

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he used to beat her up, so I think she would cry, waking up next to him.

@popeye697

3 жыл бұрын

@@karamlevi she aged pretty well actually. She just gained some weight, but it's not like she turned into a goblin. She still attractive, she just isn't stopping traffic anymore

5 people dislike this video. One of them is named Segal and the other 4 are Gotti's 🤣

@laamiroly

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@rick5261

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😝

@paulstewart9949

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@ShewasIwas-biden

3 жыл бұрын

@@blindmelonstubbly 🤦‍♂️

@timbell6870

3 жыл бұрын

good one!

Merry Christmas Mr. Gravano, love your stories, I could listen to them all day.

I was a stockbroker in the 90's. Steven and his business partner opened an account with me for their Steamroller Productions. They wanted me to buy all kinds of stuff but they never wanted to pay for anything. I finally had to tell them to go somewhere else. I'll never forget. I am also a martial artist and I did stunts and movie fighting during college. I ran into Steven at a martial arts convention and he pretended like everything was cool. When I brought up the account, he threw his old business partner under the bus badly. That's Hollywood baby!!!

"(Seagal) is teaching them how to do karate and all these stupid moves." - Yep, because Italian Martial Arts is performed with a .45. It beats karate every time.

@johndoe-ln4oi

3 жыл бұрын

@Lamont Wilson Aw, you poor baby. Show us on the doll where the bad gun hurt you.

@pbg9208

3 жыл бұрын

What if you don’t have weapons? Would you use noodles?

@SD-mi2vc

3 жыл бұрын

Mavin vetorri

@pattucci5541

3 жыл бұрын

And a baseball bat,lol !!

@theworstactionhero9186

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it's true

There seems to be an underlying theme with Seagal everytime he gets scared or under pressure; he shits his pants.

@xxxdieselyyy2

2 жыл бұрын

That's his technique. Scat fu. If u attack, he will shit on ur fists and you'll get balls palsy and die off. That's how danger Stevens Senegal is.

@91rumpnisse

2 жыл бұрын

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face" in this case, this saying has never been more applicable. Ironic that Steven was in a movie with the guy who said this.

@mm-du6xq

2 жыл бұрын

I bet in his mind he has mastered the octopus techinque or something...

@abcdc197

2 жыл бұрын

Defensive mechanism like a skunk. He's wonder of nature.

@Jackjack1978.

2 жыл бұрын

Right, and that should tell anyone with sense that it's probably not true... Pleaded with them to let him bring his Blankie with him into testify.. A man as prideful as Segal🤔 Anyone who believes that is a fool I'm not staunch Segal fan or anything, but many people have made humiliating this man a side job

*FBI* "We need you to testify" *steven* "I've been testifying with my blanket for 45 years"

@alexandermelcher4735

2 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura reference. Nice.🤣

@biblicalstorm3791

2 жыл бұрын

He probably watches Charlie brown in his free time.

It's very important for us, people with normal life, to listen to your stories and learn how things worked at the time.Very interesting and impressive

Sammy Give it six more months on KZread and you’ll be “bigger than US steel” your the best

@Mma-basement-215

3 жыл бұрын

I agree 💯

@nagihangot6133

3 жыл бұрын

You're*

@armanddeluca6557

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not talking the most popular mob podcast on KZread I’m talking the most popular podcast on KZread period he’ll be bigger than Joe Rogan

@raymondingraham4137

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!

@Mma-basement-215

3 жыл бұрын

@@armanddeluca6557 I agree he's amazing i can see him being on top

“He held on to his safety blanket on the stand”. I almost shit myself twice!!!!! 😂

@BigBadJerryRogers

3 жыл бұрын

That can't be right. Would a judge even allow that?

@enterauh72bx

3 жыл бұрын

Womder how would you handle it. It is funny though. But I know i would of crap my self too

@origin-al9585

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes Right it’s called referencing. Did u even watch the video? NERD

@origin-al9585

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes Right limited?! Lol. During the covid crisis, my job was to take care of human lives! You don’t go to a 2 yr college for that nerd. You sit behind a computer commenting on comments. Nerd

@plasticweapon

3 жыл бұрын

@@enterauh72bx wimp.

When he said "he's a big woman, I can't even look at him now, he comes on tv I change the channel" (paraphrased) I agree with him there.

Mr. Gravano, I just found your channel. This is awesome! Thank you for sharing it with us.

I don't know why I find it so amusing that at the end of the day sammy f'ing gravano outlasted em all and is living out his golden years as a grandfatherly youtube personality. Say whatever you want it about him, but the man is a survivor.

@vision821k4

3 жыл бұрын

in a group of humans, one is going to be alive while all the rest are dead. Say what you want about it, but that's just math, you moron.

@BigBadJerryRogers

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't the ones who flip and go into witness protection the ones who last the longest?

@seancidy6008

3 жыл бұрын

@@vision821k4 Small people age a bit slower.

@AdamAndGregorFilms

3 жыл бұрын

@@vision821k4 Bad day? Did someone hurt your feelings?

@LACURIOSA5

3 жыл бұрын

but can you really walk down the street especially in NY without looking over your shoulder look at that 69 kid has to have body guards everywhere that’s no life to me

"Anybody seen Richie?" ... tell em I needs a hug

@krontito8612

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny👍😂

@bryannikola1340

3 жыл бұрын

Richie!!!!

@mrk7201

3 жыл бұрын

Anybody know why Richie did Bobby lupo?

I've always felt that his speaking against other actor/fighters, along with the countless accounts of his lack of humble character, overshadows the debate over his ability to fight. But, I gotta say this man's sharing of this story is exceedingly entertaining and funny! I could listen to him for days on end and never get bored. The way he says he had to change the channel when a Seagal film would air. 😆

Too damn funny, reminds me of my Uncles. I’d love to have a drink with Sammy and just listen, great stuff.

"...He becomes a cop and hes teaching them Karate and all these stupid moves." 🤣🤣🤣😂

@richardstephens6957

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@danielhoffman7006

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody can beat good old gun shot

@garystinten9339

3 жыл бұрын

Steven seagull is COP SENSEI..

Still makes me proud to say that my grandfathers were from Brooklyn... Thanks for taking the time to share your true stories Sir. With respect and love from Houston...

Karate and all these stupid moves…. That had me dying 😂😂😂😂

Best story Sammy! You told it so well and you seemed to actually have fun telling it! Good times.....

Steven Seagal runs like Ace Ventura with a bunch of darts in his arms.

@BraveNewWorld8101

3 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@CK......

3 жыл бұрын

STaRtIN tO GeT NuMB!!

@lemmykilmister9979

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely one of the best comments I’ve read in a long time thanks for the laugh

@lb4941

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not true he’s my uncle

@Ale-fd6uj

3 жыл бұрын

So original. You stole this comment off the video of Steven Seagal running from 4 years ago lol

Love Sammy’s laugh. He was crackin himself up at the end. 😂

I hope we get one of the Podcasts where it’s just funny stories Sammy tells. I am absolutely HOOKED on this channel and the content. Keep it up man!!

Love 💘 ur stories. They are so... much better than all the bookstore I've read.

Do you have any Jimmy Burke, Henry Hill, Paul Vario or Tommy DeSimone stories ?

@superfly19751

3 жыл бұрын

He had many videos talking about them. He always felt sorry for Henry Hill. The dude was a real mess, not like the the movie.

You can slowly build the real story of Steven Seagal through interviews of people he’s interacted with over the years. Never realized who was producing his bootlegs.

@throwabrick

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it kinda makes sense now. His weird sense of entitlement but fragile ego. He was a trout swimming with sharks.

@dracomaifoy7377

3 жыл бұрын

I don't have a problem with Seagal being scared, I would have been scared too. These people are psychopaths who do not fuck around and would calmly sip a beer after they'd gouged your eyes out. That level of instant violence isn't in the majority of normal people and they can't relate to it. What I can't stand is the denial if it's ever brought up to him. There isn't anything wrong with admitting that (Whatever it is) is a situation that you can't handle, because no one is Superman. Unless of course you're Steven Seagal.

@alexivan3911

3 жыл бұрын

@@dracomaifoy7377 , so you can't stand rape victims that don't want to talk about abuse too, right?! Funny how you clearly understand the part about psychopathic violence but not the one about the shame, guilt and powerless frustration of having to deal with it. And then he gets ignorant messages from random KZreadrs on a video from a worthless aggrandized criminal ridiculing him about that exact specific abuse. He does it because he can see sheep like you respect and admire violent aggressor domination but only show contempt and condemn, discredit and ridicule to victctims. And I don't even like the guy 🤷🏻

@ClaimClam

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexivan3911 segal is pals with PUTIN

@sonamtashi7706

2 жыл бұрын

@@ClaimClam Most rape victims don’t brag & act like tough a-holes though.

I love all these stories Sammy is so genuine and at peace with himself...good for you Sammy.

@mral4381

2 жыл бұрын

Queefing from the mouth.

@HiddenHandMedia

7 ай бұрын

You know he murdered people right?

@mc5967

5 ай бұрын

​@@HiddenHandMedia it happens

Love your videos Sammy! Everyday I look forward to playing guitar after I get off work and watching your videos before I go to bed every night! Keep up the good work

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sammy crazy "Did they kiss?"💯 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@clemenza24

3 жыл бұрын

Hearing that story about Steven Seagal comes as no surprise at all,the only real bad ass karate guy was the legend Bruce Lee who was a total bad ass

@bryanreyes7382

3 жыл бұрын

@@clemenza24 Bruce Lee never did karate

@surfandstreamfisher5749

3 жыл бұрын

cracked me up too!!!

@michap21

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know. If memory serves, it's been Sammy hugging and kissing people in a few stories now.

@Katzenhase

3 жыл бұрын

@@clemenza24 Bruce Lee was an actor and no badass.

The only hard thing about segal is the skidmarks in his boxer shorts. 😂

@joelspringman7748

3 жыл бұрын

Marked For Death (of his skivvies )?

@Jermo7899

3 жыл бұрын

A shitty death

@gregc33487

3 жыл бұрын

SeNsEi skid mark

@tanyaharmon6739

3 жыл бұрын

@dat ain't mine and then proceed to eat it

I love how Sammy just tells it straight not pulling any punches no matter who he's talking about.

When Sammy says, i don't remember their names, he means, i won't say their names.

I will never be able to watch out for justice the same again “Anybody see Ritchie?!”

@gerardwilkinson7008

3 жыл бұрын

“Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupooooo?”

@eddiemac-637

3 жыл бұрын

Anybody know why he did Bobby Lupooo

@dereka3239

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerardwilkinson7008 😄😄😄

@squareguy1973

3 жыл бұрын

The car chase was epic. That made me want a Box Caprice... Ended up with town cars.

@ashestootrippy

3 жыл бұрын

THERE AINT NOBODY UPSTAIIIIRS

*"Has anyone seen Richie? Does anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo? Has anyone seen my snuggle blanket?"*

@fanofgodjimindiva2497

3 жыл бұрын

I don't care if Seagal is a clown irl, Out for Justice was badass

@roddangerson2046

3 жыл бұрын

I read comments sections just to see things like you’ve written😂😂😂😂

@berrafatale25yearsago87

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@berrafatale25yearsago87

2 жыл бұрын

@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 richie made the movie badass

That very well might be the best story I’ve ever heard. Thank you, Sammy! Made my day for sure! 😆😆😆😄😄😄

Thanks for sharing these stories Mr. Gravano. This is better than any mafia movie that is supposedly based on truth or mafia documentary. How much better does it get than hearing stories from the guys that actually lived it for real, right?

“He’s teaching them how to do karate and all these stupid moves, whatever” lol

@econnoisseur2878

3 жыл бұрын

Rotflmfaoooo

@longbeach5045

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@theonetechmaster3028

3 жыл бұрын

He teaches bullshido.

Respect. This story about little Stevie is hilarious. Makes me wonder what stories the FBI has on little Stevie. They got him to testify, they must have something really good on him.

@VotEtoPizdets

2 жыл бұрын

He was probably the most frequent flyer on Epsteins sick little private jet. It would explain why he has spent so much time in Thailand over the last 30 years.

I grew up around men like this. Thanks for bringing back great memories. 🙏🏼

I've seen alot of Sammy's videos and this is my favorite one, hysterical, what a sense of humor.

Comedian Tom Segura has a hliarious bit about Steven Seagal. "He's the only celebrity in the world that other celebrities will open ridicule"

@jasonantigua6825

3 жыл бұрын

Did he tell the story about him saying he had just read the most amazing script ever! When the guy asked him who wrote it he replied,I did! Hahahaha

@alexscott730

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonantigua6825 That's a retelling of Rob Snider's story...Segura sucks

@ShowtimeThaRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I just tweeted segura this video

@bigblabble

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShowtimeThaRaptor same

@Papawill13

3 жыл бұрын

That just proves what evil scum celebrities really are. For all the murderers, rapists and child molesters that are celebrities and they rip on Segal? What an Absolute Joke.

Sammy didn't know that crying to authorities is the ultimate technique in akido. Sammy was lucky he survived.

@jasonsmith7262

3 жыл бұрын

That’s fuckin funny

@nickmccoy85

3 жыл бұрын

That was good. You got me haha

@cuauhtemocmorisco3493

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ccvjd3909

3 жыл бұрын

He obviously learnt the technique himself eventually

@k.r.f.j.b.8144

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Jones yess he did....he knows how to handle authorites and fbi agents....he runs his mouth, remember? kzread.info/dash/bejne/k3yc16VmhJDenLA.html

I love Sammy!!! So glad he's telling his story.

He seems stoned at the end he's giggling and loving that story so much lol He said "I don't even care what button you press" lol, more of this Sammy! Great story man!

@dntlss

2 жыл бұрын

Reason he says that a lot is because as you know he was in prison for the entire majority of the internet explosion,all those phrases,"subscribe,hit this button, do this, do that its just not who he is, he is very old school which of course is the reason we all like him,Franseze is more apt to be saying things like that, more commercial, just my opinion.

I thought Steven Segal destroyed the mafia in “Out For Justice”?

@LukeAMcKay

3 жыл бұрын

haha In reality William Forsythe would kick the shit out of Seagal in a street fight with no tables, trays or rolling pins around.

@roefully

3 жыл бұрын

That was payback for making him 💩 his 👖 twice.

@methsmokingneanderthaltrai5309

3 жыл бұрын

*"GOD DAMN U GENO!"*

Mr Gravano is one of the very last gems left on KZread. Best story teller I've ever had the pleasure of listening to.

Seagal is a true master at making us all laugh at him. 😂

This was awesome, you are a living legend sir and aof the true tough guys. All the best to you and your family 👍💯

Peter Gotti sounds like that boss we've all had at one time or another. A complete idiot, incompetent, doesn't listen and can't solve basic problems and some how still ends up in charge.

@Marc-Anthony00

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s be honest all the gottis were idiots when they ran the family.

@jarvisblay6043

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget about Junior who took over the family when his father went bye bye ? John Gotti Jr was a total idiot and couldn't run a candy store without messing that up .....

@AgentSmith911

3 жыл бұрын

They were idiotic hotheads that got their positions out of nepotism.

@hand2handmc

3 жыл бұрын

@@AgentSmith911 keep posting you're about to get whacked lol😁

@AgentSmith911

3 жыл бұрын

@@hand2handmc XD

Mr. Gravano, I think you should have a children's tv show. Sort of like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, but something that would make the children of today a little tougher.

@carlswenson5403

3 жыл бұрын

@Mk Val I don't think you fully understand the principals of respect that govern people like this. fact is some people need killing and the world is a better place for it.

@cameronmyers8382

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlswenson5403 people don’t look at it that way nowadays, they’re soft.

@heinrichvonwicker168

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlswenson5403 The innocent child he killed and NEVER talks about didn't need killing...

@carlswenson5403

3 жыл бұрын

@@heinrichvonwicker168 objectively I would say that's true, but if you actually asked him that I think he would disagree. Then again, that's what being a man of will is all about

@aliragheb3577

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!

This was the funniest video!! You had me cry laughing!! Thanks Sammy! From Miss Elz listening from Hilo, Hawaii! Aloha 🤙🏽

So Steve has a “spiritual security woobie “ ??? How adorable!!! “Anyone see Ritchie???”

@jacksoneverage7163

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

So now I understand the way he runs in the movies he made, I always though his running was kind of funny!

SAMMY IS A RIOT ON THIS ONE ! I'm in tears. I love his stories, and the way he tells them.

@BretuLauk

3 жыл бұрын

He really seems to dislike Seagal. I would be like that too.

I am glad we can hear these stories... We pick up alot... Appreciate ya King & thanks for sharing...

Loved this one how you cracked yourself up at the end, Sammy!!

This is truly a magical story lol. Made my whole day lol

Just listened to Patrice O’Neal talking about Steven sea gal and than this pops up, what a gem

"If you liked this story....I don't know...press what you wanna press." OMG that cracked me up!! More funny stories, Sammy, PLEASE! LOL

That is freaking hilarious I love the story and can't stop laughing thank you for that

Peter Gotti died last month in a prison in North Carolina. Peter was John Gotti's older brother. Peter was referred to as "The Dumbest Don". Always interesting, thanks!

@MrPhat0817

3 жыл бұрын

That makes me think of Fredo in the godfather

@VinnyA1965

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that nickname was Gotti juniors lol

@davedalf

3 жыл бұрын

@@VinnyA1965 Gotti Jr. nickname was Dumbfella

@jonathanroberts716

3 жыл бұрын

Where in North Carolina?

@skyking228

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanroberts716 3000 Old Highway 75, Butner, NC. Approximately 25 miles NW of Raleigh.

I love this Sammy so much that I sort of mourn everytime I remember his age. Sammy, you have lived a life only %1of men have lived! You have charisma and class! You have no fear in you. You're a soldier. Love ya bro! Australia

@dracomaifoy7377

3 жыл бұрын

"You have charisma and class! You have no fear in you. You're a soldier" And you're a moron. This guy was a gangster, a violent, murdering psychopath that preyed on hard working, law abiding people. This guy admitted in court, that he was involved in the murders of 19 people. And you admire him? I guess you'd like your kids to grow up to be violent, murdering psychopaths also? "I love this Sammy so much" Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? I find the stories interesting too, but I don't admire this guy, he's a sick fuck. Evil One666 is a great name for you.

Sammy you should be telling more stories like this, laughing is healthy

Love you to Sir. Mr Gravano hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend and a marvelous new year to you and your beloved family.

LOL Sammy, this is hilarious “Did they kiss?...” “Why not just karate chop them like he does in the movies? This ain’t the movies” Hugging a blanket haha 😄🤣😂 Just found your channel. Subbed

@bradthomas1027

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was really cheesing out😂

@samuelbanks2522

3 жыл бұрын

I want more Peter Gotti and all retarded stuff they did ,it's too funny

Growing up in the 80's with this guy's movies, this story is hilarious.

Best Seagal story I've ever heard!

Never leave us sammy much respect Very good on the spot event teller Hope sammy finds success in his life after gotti