I just love that he cracks himself up, it makes it even funnier.

@clarissadyson8489

7 жыл бұрын

Kayla Palmer sometimes it's the first time he's even heard it, he's probably just as surprised as us, lol

Whenever I need a good laugh, I always watch Tim Hawkins!! He is hands down my fav comedian 😂😂😂

I'm laying in bed watching this and my pillow is soaked with tears from laughing so hard I'm crying. Needed a new pillowcase

@TinkerBell-bt6vu

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrsLockenload it's funny because it's just so true. The smell "so gross but also comforting" haha

@cristineconnell7803

2 ай бұрын

I need to lay down before I fall over!😂😂😂❤

I don't know what's funnier - your jokes or your expressions! LOL

@thereelcrunk

3 жыл бұрын

His jokes. Lol

@Hootowls5

2 жыл бұрын

BOTH!

@davidbooker11

Жыл бұрын

87

@treyliles117

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@christyroberts8506

Жыл бұрын

Soo true

He is like a "Christian" Robin Williams!! Rapid fire!! 😆💕

This dude is a great comedian + he is actually being genuine with his jokes

That was the WORST time to drink water 😭😂

10:38 in. He's rolling the turkey bacon like a meat roll-up and then he 'throws' the rest of it. Woman in audience flinches like he really threw turkey bacon at her!!! This man is a genius!

"Bring me a straw!" "OK." HAHAHAHA!! "Bring it on dude! C'mon! You picked the wrong guy!" "He's doing Tai-Bo! GET AWAY!!"

His vocal impressions are awesome!! Spot on!!!

“It’s been a weird year and we want it to be over with.” I think I speak for all of us when I say I relate to this on a spiritual level right now.

"Stop while you still have a pancreas man!" XD

@Playerone631

3 жыл бұрын

I got to this comment just as he said it! :) lol

Tim Hawkins rules, my sides ache

@inspirationaldouglas7951

7 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Dean of admin C Vicereddedceedffegedz

@clardiabeatty3109

7 жыл бұрын

my sides ache too, lol

I tested positive with covid and laughter releases endorphins that help your body heal! The Joy of the Lord is my strength!I just started listening to this guy and God has really blessed him to help us laugh through all the crazy times!!!! God bless you!

@Spartan-Of-Truth

5 ай бұрын

You have a cold bro. Take the mellow drama back.

I love Tim Hawkins, favorite comedian

I was feeling kinda sad before this. 2 minutes in, I feel awesome XD

@theclownsystem9429

5 жыл бұрын

SmoKee Mac This reply is so late, but the same thing happens when I'm down. Tim cheers me right up!

@michelleatkins6352

4 жыл бұрын

SmoKee Mac same here

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much. He is awesome!

Very funny. I never though that I would enjoy a Christian comedian . I've been used to comedy acts that use endless profanity. This guy is great.!!!

@Burn269

5 жыл бұрын

Carlos Lopez how is this Christian comedy???? No such thing.

@1of650

5 жыл бұрын

Burn Notice because he is a Christian! I know many Christians who are extremely funny and clean!! We can laugh and have fun too!

@KatelynZDavis

5 жыл бұрын

exactly

@MoonlitShoreWalk

4 жыл бұрын

@@1of650 I think maybe he was referring to Tim's joke about how Christian comedy isn't really a thing...lol

@teekotrain6845

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt even know till u said. Yep. Sinbad was a clean comic too i think he used to be funny

His tai-bo looks like a Jane Fonda workout video!! I couldn't stop laughing!

Never heard of Tim till tonight. This dude is funny as hell

Carbonated epikack. I lost it. He is so hilarious. Even funnier live. Seen him in twin falls, id.

I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed. Lol. This guy is in my top three comedians now. The moment I remember most throughout this video was Pulp! :-)!!! Thanks for uploading.

Favorite comedian hands down. Search for more of his stuff if you're not impressed by this. He's simply awesome!!! Heaven's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!

One of my favorite comedians

@tracylemire3010

6 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@blackbloodriot905

6 жыл бұрын

he is awesome

@jacoblakins6628

5 жыл бұрын

Same! I got to go to a live show and meet him afterwards 😃!!

@paintpray5497

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacoblakins6628 dude that's awesome!!!

" *THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE!!* " 😂😂 I love his comedy so much! He is proof that you don't need to be racist, inappropriate and curse every two seconds in order for what you say to be funny 👍 Thank you Tim Hawkins!!

@dsgaming731

Жыл бұрын

Hands down my favorite moment from this video I laughed until I was in tears 🤣😭

@acegambit777

Жыл бұрын

​@@dsgaming731no you didnt. Wtf why are you lying

@willie-vj4ms

11 ай бұрын

I understand but you gotta admit Dave Chappelle is also really good

Tim Hawkins is the best if you haven't seen him live you need to.

I think I worked on my core by laughing so hard...

He is so funny. The best dancer I have seen in a while 😂

This guy is _AWESOME!!!_

We all did. My abs hurt from laughing so hard when I listen to Tim Hawkins.

"I think we should make a new theme park called 'third world' and send them there for a week."

You could know every joke he's going to tell and your side will still ache after this guy lol

@pepper341

9 жыл бұрын

YEAS! i know all of his jokes and stuff and i still laugh.

@csrmorales1252

6 жыл бұрын

yes

@bigfishthrift7541

6 жыл бұрын

Valatimere the impaler

Great Humor !! The world sure needs more comedians like this. See, you don't need to be vulgar, say words that offend many, nor mock things that some hold sacred. Please let's have more fun 'realities of life' to laugh at, like this.

@hannahtellgren8181

10 жыл бұрын

Amen to that!

@tree7249

5 жыл бұрын

Eating baby Angel's. A bit crude.

@tripletcobbable

5 жыл бұрын

John Gerritsen, I couldn’t agree with you anymore! That’s something that is one of The best things about Tim Hawkins he has no bad language at all appropriate for everybody

@tripletcobbable

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Nichols i’ll admit that comment did surprise me a little bit.

@toddwalker4301

5 жыл бұрын

@@tree7249 Crude....nahhhh. They taste like little whipped cream puffs. 🤣🤣

This is wonderful😊! wado for putting this on here for people to see & hear CLEAN, CHRISTIAN COMEDY that families can listen to together.

He's one of my favorite comedians!

how on earth can anyone dislike this?

@magicalawnmower4764

5 жыл бұрын

the video ended

@gwenyverreking5565

5 жыл бұрын

Oh ya see they have allergies

@whimsickle5533

4 жыл бұрын

Their heathens

@ders972

4 жыл бұрын

Probably Kevin Hart fans lol

@jacoblakins6628

4 жыл бұрын

@@gwenyverreking5565 They don't know no better.

Had a challenging Drs. Appt. and then came home and watched this video ,and this was good medicine

I LOVE Tim Hawkins!! Our family has been going through a "weird" blip as well. It's not easy but laughing helps A LOT. Thanks, Tim and God bless you and yours,

PUUUUUUUULP.... THERE PUUUUULP IN THE ARRANGE JUICE.... XD

@Robert..j

6 жыл бұрын

walkerson14 dont touch the doorknob either lol

@sgs05

5 жыл бұрын

19:45

@WildGamer1996game

5 жыл бұрын

he got the ARRANGE JUICE with PUUUUUULLLP in EHT!

@pupfreak0319

4 жыл бұрын

I remember mom getting orange juice with extra pulp in it, the real stringy kind, it was like inhaling a sweater

@kayden6695

4 жыл бұрын

GETITOUT!!!!!

ive lost 30 pounds.......and my purpose of living.............and the feeling in my legs.

@blakebode5152

10 жыл бұрын

My favorite part

@tracylemire3010

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KatelynZDavis

5 жыл бұрын

lol

😂 I died I was luaghing so hard! Tim Hawkins is so funny! Just memories of videos I've watched make me luagh so hard! I'm still laughing 😂

Thank You SO much for making me laugh Today !! My INEPTNESS is Overwhelming. Bless you and your Heather & kiddos

I was laughing so hard when he was doing ti bow / fighting--"YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY!!" XD!

I laugh more at this guy than I do any other comedian....Why? Because he's actually being funny and not doing dirty sex jokes.

@joelwebb5974

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed?

@joelwebb5974

8 жыл бұрын

+Joel Webb -Agreed!*

@stormyj98

7 жыл бұрын

Yes for sure I agree 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 that is way is my top favourite 👍🏼 and I like is style 😄

@stormyj98

7 жыл бұрын

And his singing is on point 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@couchcrestation6464

7 жыл бұрын

yes

You're carrying in the front! Genius

"The people all died.... Bummer!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prayers for your wife and a big thank you for the clean comedy.

no joke I'm crying 😂😂

@evieingemini

7 жыл бұрын

actually it's all a joke 😂😂😂

eating a crispy cream is like eating a baby angel!! XD omg hahahahahaaha

@pardsayshi3581

5 жыл бұрын

they can't spell crispy or cream remember

@clivewells7090

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Pupface ; Oh! My! Gosh! ...Your pup must look totes amazing! X

I need a friend like him in my life 😆

I cannot believe this guy doesn’t sing on the side .. his singing voice is amazing.

@cristineconnell7803

2 ай бұрын

Seriously ❤

LOL! IT IS LATE, I CAN'T SLEEP SO I CAME HERE AND CLICKED ON YOUR VID... YOU MY BROTHER ARE ONE FUNNY, FUNNY MAN... I HAVEN'T HAD A BELLY LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME... NOW MY BELLY IS SORE... GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR WIFE... THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO, OVER A YEAR... BUT I WILL PRAY FOR HER NEVERTHELESS. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. AGAPE LOVE IN JESUS - MARANATHA!

@dj6769

3 жыл бұрын

The Edmund Fitzgerald in one verse😂😂😂😂😂

I ever heard of Tim Hawkins, but he made me laugh so hard I was in tears!!! And not a swear word did I hear, wow….👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I love how Tim can make you crack up 'til you cry with good 'ole clean humor. He should be on HBO and not those un-funny idiots with their dirty jokes and f-bombs.

@magicalawnmower4764

5 жыл бұрын

exactly

@jeaniecolleen1739

5 жыл бұрын

@@magicalawnmower4764 He is to good for trashy HBO.

@nancyhowell4505

3 ай бұрын

​@@jeaniecolleen1739 Trashy HBO needs all the goodness that can be found and applied to it. IMO, 🤷‍♀️

The story lives on how the boat, she went down and the people all died............................................... bummer.

I died at "So he has allergies" 😂😂

Kid:Hey daddy can I get a happy meal? Tim:You'd be lucky to get a happy meal, keep walking. Lol

@samhunt9306

9 жыл бұрын

You messed it up, it's you'd be happy to get a meal.

@josiahrobinson6140

7 жыл бұрын

Christian4everish Kid: Dad! Mickey Mouse! Tim: No son that's a giant rat. Run!!lol

@tracylemire3010

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

omg I spit my chips out on the reading to the womb joke.

@Platypus530

9 жыл бұрын

I about died omg it's so funny

Greastest. Christan. Comidan. Lol Lollol

eating crispy cream is like eating a baby angel!!! Lol haha

I think Tim Hawkins is the funniest person I have ever seen and heard!!!!

@lochnesslo

8 жыл бұрын

+Linda Nie You should listen to Brad Stine. He's as funny as Tim and he's a Christian comedian, too.

@mcfunworld7110

8 жыл бұрын

+Lauren Bachman or Bob Smiley

@Amhlair

8 жыл бұрын

+Lauren Bachman - or Ted Cruz.

@stormyj98

7 жыл бұрын

Yessss😀 then John then bob

@clarissadyson8489

7 жыл бұрын

Linda Nie try Mark Lowry

I was laughing pretty much the whole time. Lol my favorite part was when he was singing about the broken tape after you fixed it! reminds me of Jim Carrey when he does that thing w/ his lips

“CliNg cLanG! HEAR YE HEAR YE! *YOU’RE DRINKING TOO MUCH SODA!!”* 😂 😂1:38

Love Tim! Love the ending! I cannot stand that song and my husband laughs when he does his version of that song at the end and I go "Yes!" hee hee hee

XD Tim is so funny!!!! He cracks me up everytime!!! He has the best material of any comedian i have ever heard.

you should be on America's got talent, you would probably win.

@unusue5982

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh that would so cool if he did that!!!

@epdlp4506

4 жыл бұрын

I love him. He is great and clean

@RagingLegionette

4 жыл бұрын

Hes already famous

"And blowing out my brand-new underwear" Haaaaaaaaa!

Hilarious I saw him at a church in Indiana!!!! My favorite song of his has to be yoga pants!! Any normal person would leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person so I thought I would try yoga pants!

@evanlongfellow6849

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooohhhhhh yes. Yoga Pants. The best dumb song ever.

AHHHH.....what what's going on?!.....there's pulp in the orange juice😂😂😂

@Shayluv

9 жыл бұрын

Pulp is like Kryptonite for my kids. I go to my office and put pulp around my door. "Daddy- AHHH!!" 😂😂😂

This video is 10 years old and still funny.

I need more Gega gega

@heathersautismjourney

3 жыл бұрын

My brother and I used to quote that all the time 😂

"so he has allergies"

@BladeScraper

8 жыл бұрын

+mickdaniel I laughed so hard at that xD

He needs to be on Whose Line Is It Anyway!!!

I spliced so many cassette tapes. Take a foot of tape off, you only miss 2 words. LOL

I feel like I can defend meh self". Lol

Prayers for Heather and family, .... God bless you all, .... 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼

WOW this is amazing. thumbs up

I love this guy😂

great physical comedy...one funny dude!

Yes! The smell of old spice and an armpit is extremely comforting to me precisely because it reminds me of my dad!

Tim is always great. Saw him "in concert" in Wichita Ks 4 years ago. Laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. Lobe this man.

4 bucks for a box of GOOBERS!!

Man I can't wait to see this guy, I'm going to see him later this year.

@marybarrett146

6 жыл бұрын

82 did did just I'd hajj da best for you and some!!! 😁😭😀😭😟😀😭😟😭😇😁😭😇😀😩😥😢😠😠😠

Meat flavored fruit rollup! LOL

The rat one got me. Reminds me and my adopted dad went to Decatur lake in Illinois below the dam. As we was fishing a rat popped out of the rocks and grabbed a fish on the rocks. He says, hey look at that puppy. I said that's no puppy that's a rat. He replies, HELL NOOOO GRAB THE STUFF WE ARE GONE. ITS NOT NORMAL FOR RATS TO BE THAT BIG.

OMG when the thing about reading to an unborn baby came up I literally laughed so hard I stopped breathing for a while

You can tell this was a tough crowd to please but he did great!

Man Tim you're the best you make me laugh till I Cry

My parents always said "They were inspecting my candy" and by the end of it all the good candy was eaten by my parents :(

I clicked LIKE before watching =)

Lol Tim and Krispy Kreme

@EsotErikka

8 жыл бұрын

I've never had a Krispy Kreme. I've heard they're good.

@josiahrobinson6140

7 жыл бұрын

Awesome Axel You've Never Had Krispy Kreme😨

@ktarleneKatieBaumgardner

5 жыл бұрын

They are true relationship goals...

And How is Heather? The interwebs kinda say she is ok and you two are still together. Happy to hear that. :-)

My friend, when she gave birth to her first child remarked that he looked like ET. She said he looked like an alien. Everyone in her delivery room was laughing.

“Daddy, I want a happy meal.” “Just be happy that you are NOT THE MEAL.”

My fav Timmy hawks never gets old like me

Lol, when I was in preschool through first grade, they made us do Tai-Bo in P.E. 😂😂

Poor Tim, he's sweating up a storm there.

He is so funny. Love his clean humor. I had the chance to see him a few years ago. I never laughed so hard in my entire life!

always hilarious, thnks Tim, will keep you and your wife heather in our prayers. God Bless

Oh man, some of the candy I used to eat as a kid... I wonder how I'm not sprouting tumors out of my eyelids by now.

@ruthiewitter569

10 жыл бұрын

XD