"People who don't believe in autocorrect, go straight to heal". Damn, that is an unbelievably great juke.

@POLITIMICOST

Жыл бұрын

probably meant to spell "heel"

@calebhunter7440

Жыл бұрын

I figured it was "he'll"

“And Sauron’s not gonna be happy happy happy.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Making Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg proud. They might even be jealous they hadn't thought of some of these.

I love how Tim keeps cracking up at Jonnies bits.

Second uncle joke got me. Hats off sir, hats off.

Judas is a carrot... omg I'm dying!

"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a set of unwritten rules." I LOVE IT!!!!!!

@thechickengamer4279

5 жыл бұрын

Wyft dyu sy

@brendasmith4524

4 жыл бұрын

James Edgar god bless you James edgar.

@richardlloyd2589

2 жыл бұрын

For fun….. If you’re an improv actor you probably live your life by unwritten roles.

Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.

Judas is a carrot 😂😂😂😂

“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.

@richardlloyd2589

3 жыл бұрын

Ah the joys of getting older, used to be the wall behind the bed.

@tyrelhumble2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardlloyd2589 Please explain

@richardlloyd2589

3 жыл бұрын

@@tyrelhumble2006 Without being too graphic, think being single and teenaged.

Their dry delivery is hilarious!

@michaelvantuinen9216

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get the Lego joke can somebody help me out

@knowledgetracker

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelvantuinen9216 - LEGO's are little square plastic blocks that kids (or adults) use to build little buildings with.

@richardlloyd2589

2 жыл бұрын

It’s from practice at delivering Dad jokes.

People you don’t believe in autocorrect go straight to heel 😂😂😂😂

I love how Tim's just showing off in between jokes

Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Jonnie's pun are epic. My favorite - "conjoined twin...uncle from my father's side...once removed "😂

@larenahildebrand748

8 ай бұрын

Love to laugh. Thanks guys!

Awesome!

Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️

@900milesfromnormal3

2 жыл бұрын

Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.

I'm an atheist and "Judas Isacarrot" is pure gold comedy.

Lost all my family on 12/23 4 years ago, so this is a tough time of year for me......just found this and needed it. Badly

@annek1226

4 жыл бұрын

Hang in there. We will say a prayer!

@dukezilla3471

2 ай бұрын

God is closest to those in grief 🙏

When I’m feeling down I watch Tim!! Makes me laugh and before I know it I’m feeling joyful!!

My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all

@theskinnypost

Жыл бұрын

Praying for you now. I'm sorry for your loss. May God bless you with His peace.

@ittybittykittymama7582

Жыл бұрын

Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life. I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca

@sandraglover2681

Жыл бұрын

Healing is slow but daily through Christ. Thanking all for your prayers. gg in Tennessee

@annabennett5521

Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss 😢😢, I'm praying for you 🙏

@ahwheen

Жыл бұрын

Sorry Sandra for your loss ♡

I would tell a joke about memory loss, but I forgot it!

I enjoyed your song 🤩

Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."

@gwendaduffield721

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully it's over I hate making videos 6

@richardlloyd2589

5 жыл бұрын

I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc. But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......

@johnw2026

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all are going to heel... Lol!

@annek1226

4 жыл бұрын

OMG! Stop! My sides hurt!

@sherimcdaniel3491

3 жыл бұрын

420 Magnifique HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)

"retweet"? GENIUS! rofl

They found him in-between the couch cushions!

Judas is a carrot! I lost it

Props to Tim for taking the much harder guitar part.

this could also be titled " almost 9 minutes of dad jokes"

@brentbennett2796

5 жыл бұрын

Dad jokes are awesome

@richardlloyd2589

3 жыл бұрын

My work colleagues call them punishment.

I have a "he who does not believe in auto correct go straight to he'll" Tee signed by both Tim and Jonny!!!!

@liquidsleepgames3661

5 жыл бұрын

Oh go to help

@MegaGermanShepherds

4 жыл бұрын

Yet sometimes autocorrect is not always helpful because it gives wrong words part of the time.

I heard that a scarecrow got promoted, because he was outstanding in his field.

Never thought id see these two together lol

Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!

I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.

Thanks for the laughs.

I'm more of a KFC fighter.... LOL

If you meet a rancher who's jolly chances are he's growing pot😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦‍♂️

Laughing out loud at this. Too funny and clever!

This is a slice of the sublime.

funny funny funny. just Twisted enough for my sense of humor.

I'm a Lord of the Rings and Duck Dynasty fan so when I heard that one tweet I was like, "HAHAHAHAHAHA...nope."

Tim and Jonnie together is more than twice as much of way too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lego land joke was a sleeper.... hilarious

These are some funny guys!!!!!! 😁

THANK YOU FOR THIS PAIRING ! Loved You Guys TOGETHER , CRACK ME UP ! BRILLIANT ! That's A RETWEET 🤣

Whenever I want to be alone I go the the mall and hold a clipboard!!!!

I like the one about the guy who invented the TV remote!

@jeannetteurena1223

7 жыл бұрын

he was found dead in between his sofa

Fantastic humor we all need

Old MacDonald was dyslexic o-i-e-i-e

"Judas is a carrot" Oh my God funny.

@difficultjourney3216

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think God thinks it's funny.

@shilohstore6086

3 жыл бұрын

English is not my first language why is that funny

@difficultjourney3216

3 жыл бұрын

@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.

@gregschaper5807

3 жыл бұрын

@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.

@difficultjourney3216

3 жыл бұрын

@@gregschaper5807 You're not even a Christian. You're a gnostic.

"That's not the joke ma'am"

10 years later...no malls left hardly!

He makes me laugh without saying anything

I wonder what their first run through is like when they havnt heard each other’s tweet. Lol!

@nancyhowell4505

Ай бұрын

*haven't 🙂

these guys are hillarios!!!!

This was absolutely brilliant. Wow. 🤣

I`m going to heel for laughing at the conjoined twins one too early as well.

@thenerdherd9038

7 жыл бұрын

He'll*

Old McDonald was dyslexic, O-I-E-I-E!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha priceless

@KaRLa66626

9 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THAT ONE! And also the man who invented the television remote. ^_^

Judas is a carrot.. BWAHAHAHA!!!!

The jokes are even funnier when they laugh at their one jokes

@gabesmom29

Жыл бұрын

I’m thinking a few of the jokes they just came up with on the fly. It is funnier when they crack up at their own jokes.

@nancyhowell4505

Ай бұрын

*own jokes (?) 🙂

that was horrible! almost, no, did bring me to tears.....perfect delivery, great job

Laughed so much thank you guys.

That’s not the joke mam.. you gotta lot of nerve 😂😂🤣

@deepbluefyre777

5 жыл бұрын

That deadpan facial expression. 🤣🤣🤣

@shauni..

5 жыл бұрын

Shadras9 yes!! That’s what took me out 😂

Another funny one about Johnnie's conjoined twin father, is if they were named Pete and RePete.

hahaha i enjoyed this way more than i was expecting to

I love it

I liked "Judas Iscarrot"

@apersonfoundinyeshua529

4 жыл бұрын

Amy M. Fry wow I didn’t understand until you said that lol

damn Tim can play . a retweet he says , lmao . the best one was the last one . . .

How come I've never seen this one? This is awesome!

JUST FUNNY!!! Thank You Both!!!!

That’s genius!!!

this is awesome

Awesome God bless

I'm not American and English is not my first language.But I understood everything except the first tweet. Could a charitable soul please explain it to me?

@melmac15

Жыл бұрын

Sure. The pun is between “Mull it Over” (a phrase meaning to think about something over a period of time) and “Mullet Over” (‘mullet’ is a hair style where it’s short up front and long in the back-being here attributed to ‘Red-necks’.) Hope that helps some.

@gilbertg7

Жыл бұрын

@@melmac15 Thanks

My Uncle on My Father's Side, My Uncle Once Removed

Great tune guys

one of my favourites was the retweet one lmmmmaaoo brilliant :") cause everone was like... "oh.... ha ha...." at first loooool

Good stuff

The Retweet joke got me really good.

They found in between the couch cushions!! Haha

My favorite part is the retweet joke

I like it

That was a retweet. LOL

4:00 🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 yes!!!

I just discovered you...you're grrreat!!

omg, i was late for work because i had to see this

This should have been called "Dad Jokes"

@barryschwarz

5 жыл бұрын

It should have been called "Awesome Dad jokes."

that was good

This is so hilarious 🤣

😍😜😁✌️✌️🤟rock on tim

Couldn't find my middle ringer

"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a list of unwritten rules"... HA!

Frisbee golf = Disc golf = ♡ ♡ ♡

I love the veggie tales one then the weed jolly rancher one.

Jolly Rancher pot joke , Jolly Rancher founded in Colorado.

i’m totally stealing a bunch of tim’s guitar licks

That's dam fun

Old Mac Donald was dyslexic…….o i e I e! So funny

Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.

Those were all very funny