Kris: I'm going to watch this respectfully Also kris: LOOK AT THAT DUMPTRUCK

@alexderrickson3576

2 жыл бұрын

"Not gonna lie, I watched that disrespectfully." 😂

@greafleafninjasrulz

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking dying

@Fevergold123

2 жыл бұрын

@@justynakolodziej6369 SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

@selma4411

2 жыл бұрын

Türkçeye en yakın yorum bu olsa gerek bdndjdjsjsjs krisss seviliyorsunn ah üzgünüm ingilizcem pek iyi değil

@WolfyTutorials

Ай бұрын

I mean... If its in that videos, you can't expect me not to stare... heh... heh... (Hey, it's not my fault humans were given nice bootay) (omg what is wrong with me lol)

Hey Kris, the first time I watched you I was like, “Why is she not a model?” You are so pretty!

@ArtyomMP01

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude why aren't you a model?

@fe02lix

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArtyomMP01 ha Nice

@christy76840

2 жыл бұрын

I think beautiful is the word you're looking for. She's not JUST pretty

@faithcreepygirl6814

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT? KRIS IS SO DARN PRETTY!!!!!

@Aquaswolf2021

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe she secretly does that in her spare time and is keeping it a secret from us🤭

The fact that your editor is apart of the videos is great. Y’all do a great job, thanks for being you kris

@GrizzneyGames

8 ай бұрын

Jay is a great addition to every video. ❤

@QuinnB12

2 ай бұрын

❤

“Did he drug the mustache man” killed me🤣😂

@Trainspotter_hengelo

2 ай бұрын

God no why am I thinking about a other mustache man from world war 2 💀

@marieanderson8715

2 ай бұрын

@@Trainspotter_hengelo straight to jail😂❤

"Not gonna lie. I watched that disrespectfully." Kris is queen of truthfulness 😂

@slickstretch6391

10 ай бұрын

As a straight man, I also watched that disrespectfully. lol

@adamw7158

5 ай бұрын

@@slickstretch6391true

@hannaal

4 ай бұрын

​@@slickstretch6391 You’re so real for that

@jenellenelson4447

Ай бұрын

​@@slickstretch6391takes a secure man to say that. Love it 🤣👌

Kris: "Seasonal depression is kicking in" Me: *passes out around 9pm wakes up at 1am, doesn't go to bed until like 6am and then wakes up at 12pm* "Seasonal depression who?"

@foy5051

2 жыл бұрын

Why does this happen? I don't fuggin know

@majorlyrics5690

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been diagnosed with depression for years. Anxiety and borderline as well…. Over the last few weeks this has been a regular occurance. Not every night but a lot. One night I went to bed at 830ish woke up at 2am didn’t go back to sleep till 5am and woke up at 7am for work. Other nights, same thing. Bed around 9, wake up at 1am don’t sleep till 3-4am and up at 7am for work or weekends yes 12pm

@genoaftertale7894

2 жыл бұрын

I feel this deeply but I don't sleep until I pass out from exhaustion

"Pugs... are... an issue." Kris 2 years ago. Kris now: totally loving on her pugs

She definitely needs to voice her own cartoon character!! Love all the accents and her overall energy. One of my favorite content creators.

@Elliesdesignsandfuntimes

3 ай бұрын

Take out "one of: and the "s" after creators... My favorite content creator is the true message

Kris is our new fun aunt that lets us do whatever she wants at her house

@anamazing2297

2 жыл бұрын

She's definitely the type of aunt children will follow, 'cause whatever she does looks fun!

@anonghost5578

8 ай бұрын

I'm tryna be everyone's uncle then respectfully haha

Kris is the only KZreadr that sounds like she means it when she says: "I hope you have a fantastic day!". It really cheers me up!❤️

@_dr4v3n_

2 жыл бұрын

I know!!!

@william_customz

2 жыл бұрын

Good for you

@freshyeeti4235

2 жыл бұрын

And SSSniperWolf

@rorymaster

2 жыл бұрын

LA beast legit wants us to have a good day too!

@lunastarr2517

2 жыл бұрын

To true to true

“Purple or blue?” Kris:💅 Green ✨

Hi, Kris. Thanks for always cheering me up! I'm sure it's difficult somedays. But you brighten my days! 😊❤

Kris: I'm gonna watch this respectfully Also Kris: Jaw slowly dropping as she watches the video

@graceriley2500

2 жыл бұрын

" ngl i watched that disrespectfully"

@POPtartsVR

2 жыл бұрын

uhh you tan on you your neck🤣🤣🤣

@raimonestanol8234

2 жыл бұрын

"How is he shaped like that?" It's called steroids

@pest22737

2 жыл бұрын

@@POPtartsVR what-

@ilikebobies

2 жыл бұрын

If you choose ass over boobs then when a dude caked up like that on a Tuesday afternoon you just gotta clap 👏

Kris: "I'm going to watch this respectfully." 2 seconds earlier: "Look at that DUMP TRUCK!"

@Truecrimeresearcher224

2 жыл бұрын

We all said it

@Liverpoolfan66

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@__.art.y.__

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@__.art.y.__

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@MelanieMartinezFan986

2 жыл бұрын

How could you not??!! Show me the woman (or man for that matter) who could not watch that with the utmost of dis-respect. (which I think would really actually be respecting his DUMP TRUCK, he has clearly put A LOT of effort into it!

Jay:”I never wanted you but I love you!!!” Killed me!!!!

Kris gives the most meaningful complaints,that make my day

The fact that Kris makes me company even from the other side of the world is very surreal. Thanks girl

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

Mission accomplished ❤️

@umarahsan7195

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris I don't know what to reply to you but I can't just not reply after seeing no reply on your reply so yeah

@dreamcat583

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris good goal 👌

@zobiaaftab8001

2 жыл бұрын

@Caro Lin go to jahanam walahi , Read tasbeeh Say astaghfurallah AND DONT PUT THÈSE LINKS ASTAGHFURALLAH

@ZayeedBaksh

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris Hii

Kris is legitimately one of the only KZreadrs that should never feel bad about her content. She takes time to film and she carefully curates to what her fans like and what she thinks they will like, she puts a tremendous amount of thought into her videos. Meanwhile you have other KZreadrs who yell random crap for half an hour.

@gray7038

2 жыл бұрын

man that shit right

@chaezqiq

2 жыл бұрын

fr tho

@angelshopeless

2 жыл бұрын

i mean kyutie is okay

@sharpi086

2 жыл бұрын

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES! ITS ME, JACKSCEPTICEYE!

@EpicQibliFan

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, just yep

I just had an arguement with my partner and Kris's compliement genuinely made me feel a bit better :)

Video: "Purple ore blue?" Kris: "GREN !". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kris: I should be an actor. Also Kris: *plays several different characters of her own creation in TikTok sketches*

I love that my reaction to Kris saying "you can't be self-deprecating that is my thing," was "I'm older it was my job first."

Middle kids gang👇

@Luna-Paws-Lynx-Heart

Ай бұрын

Here

@LunaheartL14

Ай бұрын

What are you talking about

@LunaTheLynxTherian

Ай бұрын

It’s if you are a middle kid

@darrellkirby1099

2 күн бұрын

Yeeeeeees

The face you made after saying you were going to watch it respectfully was the best part of my day 😂 love your videos ❤

I love how Kris talks about insecurities and depression and tries to cheer people up about it 🥰

@melissafields3376

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree!! Kris has helped me and others, I'm sure. She normalizes mental health!

@SwaggerP99

2 жыл бұрын

Facts though

@rglass01

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but she literally got me in the first 40 seconds when she said “does anyone else wear oversized clothes…if u do u gotta like the video”

@torbenmuller7666

2 жыл бұрын

@@melissafields3376 she‘s helping me right now

@jeanettamurphy6578

2 жыл бұрын

I. Do. To. OKAY

Dose anyone else feel like Kris would be the mom friend of a friend group? She is so caring and loving. She makes me feel better and loved after I watch her videos 🤗

@goldiloks08

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like she’d be the mom friend who can turn it off. Like if she’s DD’ing, so makes sure everyone has water and food and gets in their front door safely. But when she doesn’t have to rule the roost, she’s the first one taking shots and losing hair ties. 😂 ((I’m also this mom friend. My purse is a Mary Poppins bag, but when I’m not in charge, it gets left at home.))

@dinonuggiestudios73

2 жыл бұрын

She is OUR mum wdym 😂

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

😂❤️❤️❤️

@butonlythegoodpart_

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris i love how 18 hours later youre liking and replying to comments, wow, KZreadr’s usually spend the first five minutes after the video is posted to check comments, go off Kris

@kirstenravert3080

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris I'm honestly shocked you even looked at my comment! KZread's never like or reply to me so this really made my day! Love ya Kris!!! 😇😇😇

My Chihuahua was the absolute best!!! Most friendly, well behaved, and he loved everyone! He was incredible. ❤

Watching 2 year old videos of Kris because her vibe gives me the serotonin I need to start my days lmao

@_lLexa_l

15 күн бұрын

same lol

The fact that someone as beautiful as Kris can feel bad about her looks shows that it’s just normal to feel insecure. I also love that in one day this video has nearly a million views, Kris deserves it and a big thumbs up for a great video!

@LexyThomas134

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, North Jersey? I just got that feeling I know you for some reason lol don't mind me, I'm from Pennsylvania and never left haha My old "friends" called me the "sicko, psycho, psychic" cause I could read them, like literally, and it would freak them out. Then they would say "You can come hang out with us we're sorry" Then they'd say "Sike, Ho" with a pause In-between the two words lol I laugh now cause I never got it. It doesn't happen with everyone though, i can get it wrong. And you're beautiful also, EVERYONE feels insecure about something.

@Catherine.Dorian.

2 жыл бұрын

@@LexyThomas134 Thank you and I am from North Jersey! I actually only use my photo cause I am insecure so it’s a way to force myself to accept myself

@eithjor1692

2 жыл бұрын

I 100% agree with you. She’s beautiful and funny which multiplies her beauty.

"You don't need to be insecure about your body, because you look fine as chilled wine in the summer time" I'm crying 😭

So glad I found this channel!!! Love the content and the antics! Best one out there!!

Your videos help me so much since everyone in my life had called me fat or ugly (or implied it) and people have told me to take my own life even though I told them countless times that I was considering it and that one compliment and your joyful personality just help me so much so thank you ❤

I love your editor rescuing a chihuahua. I am so proud of him.

@Butterpony

Жыл бұрын

*I never wanted you but I love you* He sounds like she’s in such distress but on the verge of tears of joy at the same time

@jackieschult7482

Жыл бұрын

@@Butterpony ikr!🤣🤣

@huhfeesh

Жыл бұрын

I never cheated on an exam because im to stupid and who ever is the as a teacher would see it. 😢😢😢😢

@Abbicadaby

Жыл бұрын

I had to adopt a chihuahua bc she was the runt and was there for 5 months already

@Kaithe_therianandfurry

Жыл бұрын

​@@huhfeeshI never did because I was a good kid who anyways would at least get a b

“I should be an actress” YES. YES YOU SHOULD.

You look so pretty don't feel bad about yourself

I laugh more at you than the videos!!! Great job, thank you for being you ❤

Your new bitmoji/2D girl is funnn Kris:"I don't stare!" Also Kris: paused it and in detail described it after examining/ admiring it😆

@HappyGoLucky_

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@allanamaya6103

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Wonderhoe69420

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@steponumbridge2001

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@estherjohnston6097

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Fun fact: Kris made you laugh more than the actual videos!

@wyattsharkfin416

2 жыл бұрын

True

@J5ODK

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@devlinside

2 жыл бұрын

It's true.

@hylianchampion8867

2 жыл бұрын

That's facts

@foy5051

2 жыл бұрын

@@wyattsharkfin416 Fact

Kris always makes my day😂❤ love you kris

I'm not a parent, but my sister has 5 kids. And it's hard to not be at least a little extra nice to my youngest niece after seeing her older siblings make her upset all through the day. Like, they're not insanely cruel or anything. But it's just that issue of the youngest wanting to be included and the older ones still being kids and saying "You're too young" "You always mess things up" without enough empathy. And seeing how it hurts my youngest niece breaks my heart. The youngest loves to play my Mario Party game, but when it's a 2v2 game everyone complains when they're put on a team with her. She's cried a few times. And it pains me to see it, because I can see that she's really trying and giving her all and they're getting mad at her. So yeah, I'm extra nice to her when I can be. Like, I compliment her gameplay moves with enthusiasm when she simply does something correctly.

Just wanted to let you know that you’re not alone with the seasonal depression. Thank you for creating content and making us laugh anyway! Take it one day at a time and try to keep your head up. ❤️❤️❤️

@elegagn6625

2 жыл бұрын

same, got what’s called “every season” depression :D

@isabelgarza6424

2 жыл бұрын

Seasonal depression is a b*tch

@shearae1003

2 жыл бұрын

Awwww this made my day I have seasonal depression ik in not Kris but lol

@mutecity101

2 жыл бұрын

My brother has a heart disease

@AWeirdo25

2 жыл бұрын

Oh

“Are you an employee here?” “Yeah they were low on mannequins” 😂

@SmokeyKibbles

2 жыл бұрын

True

@abbiejo6822

2 жыл бұрын

You know she was about to go full Karen on the manager if he was

@elocke7157

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gaspainsify

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbiejo6822 Even worse for the dude because she gets to go full Karen to the cops.

@deogratias6337

Жыл бұрын

@@eveykosel And then she ran over his foot lol

Kris you always brighten my day, super funny. I liked the vid before you'd said about insecurity and wearing big clothes 😂 Thank you petal 😊❤ keep smiling

Dammit!! That very first clip "In The Beginning" got me. That was too good 😂

Rando person: Hey, who got you smilin' like that, bro? Me: Oh, no one.. Just a freshly baked Kallmekris video that makes my day, that's all!

GURL THAY HAIR AND MAKEUP ARE 10/10 FLAWLESS!! 💅💘

It’s awsome to see this video again this is the first video I watched f your Chanel I’ve been subscribed for 1 year now

Not even 10 seconds in LOOK AT THAT DUMP TRUCK I busted out laughing 🤣 love ya Kris

@adamliette8818

Жыл бұрын

LOL😂

@hansome2716

Жыл бұрын

And 1:26😂🤣

@milliemaicreel6967

Жыл бұрын

1:51 lol

@Fake_Charli12623

Жыл бұрын

70th like:D

@imaperson2009

Жыл бұрын

✨ITS LIKE THE GODS ARE LIFTING UP HIS GLUTEUS MAXIMUS FOR HIM!!!!!!! ✨

Kris' jaw slowly opening while watching the last tiktok is everything to me lmfao

I'm German and gotta say your "Guten Morgen" was spot on... perfect pronunciation and that tone of voice was delicious!!!

you make me happy because your funny and has a smile in your face most of the time

I like how she said winter depression is “kicking” in then punches the air 😂

Let's all appreciate Kris, who uploads weekly for our entertainment even when she is at her lowest of low mood

@gabbilalala9546

2 жыл бұрын

Omg KRIS ACKNOWLEDGED MY COMMENT 😃😃😃😃😃😃TANKYOU Kris!!!

@mrsj8557

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Kris, you're so strong! Even if you don't feel like it... you are! 🤗

i love your videos it always puts a smile on myface

Thank you Kris for sharing that "DumpTruck".

Kris "I'm gonna watch resPECTfully." *Watches the video* Kris "Okay. Not gonna lie, I watched that disrespectfully" I'm dead!!

We have to give credit to the mannequin guy. "Do you work here? Yes, they were low on mannequins". What a legend.! 😂

@killuakillereye4809

Жыл бұрын

XD

@pineapple_smoothie16

Жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree

@oliviamartinez5921

Жыл бұрын

Irk he needs a raise

I love how you include Jay in all ur videos ♥😄 I love both of uuuu

Love you kris! ❤❤ you make me have a good day when I have a bad day, and the compliments you give me make me remeber I am enough. ❤ thanks kris

Seasonal depression sucks indeed. Take your time, Kris. Thank you for posting.

The seasonal depression has really been setting in for me and this really helped. Thank you so much, and Kris, you look fine.

@you_will_never_know_me

2 жыл бұрын

Me too - ✋ 😩

@stupidsimp345

2 жыл бұрын

It didn't help but thanks 👍

i love kris she helps me when im sad especially with sam and colby

u make my day all the time ty chris

"Not gonna lie I watched that disrespectfully" literally killed me xD

Seeing her laugh is hilarious and all the facial expressions are just. Kris is like a full on meme!

I love the how she is like really silly. It makes my day

As a middle child, I am not only forgotten. it's both me and my older sister. My younger brother gets his way and thinks the world revolves around him😢

The “not gonna lie, I watched that disrespectfully” got me 😂🤣

Fun fact: if you want a pug, get a retro pug! It’s a new breed that breeders came up with, it’s a mix between a pug and a jack russell terrier! It has many of the same characteristics and features of a pug, while removing a lot of the health problems and making it to where they have a face that isn’t so smushed so they can actually breathe!

@catlover109

2 жыл бұрын

:0 really?!

@LesbianMermaid

2 жыл бұрын

@@catlover109 yeah! Google them sometime, they’re super cute and I hope one day they will replace the pug breed completely, because those poor dogs live terrible lives.

Kris Is awesome, they feel like they don’t make anything up of the screen

OMG YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY AND YOURE SO PRETTY

She needs to keep doing this until we get that footage of Kevin chasing Kris around the fields. lol

Kris: You look fine as chilled wine Me: I cant even drink yet-

You helped me love my body I show my skin more. THANK YOU KRIS I LOVE YOU ❤❤!!!!

Jay explaining why he has a Chihuahua is basically the same reason I have one We never wanted them but now we have them and sorta love them

“not gonna lie i watched that disrespectfully” *we know kris, we all did.*

@AppleBeef1

2 жыл бұрын

I was actually looking at his rippling back instead!

@xxkaydenxx3074

2 жыл бұрын

Mhm

Kris’ reaction makes my day

@landomyles8584

2 жыл бұрын

Same tho

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

Yay ❤️

@David-ve5iq

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris Did u borrow the sweater off Nickocado Advocado lol. Cos he's huge and he cries like Snoopy.

@huskerthehusky

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris what did u get when you look up the print./sc thing

@gray7038

2 жыл бұрын

wait kris replied to this

Hey kris! I just have something to say. So yea I know you prob don’t draw much now but you still manage to draw my attention with you,Kevin and your wonderful channel! Also Tysm for making me laugh and put me in a good mood with your wonderful videos

Kris is awesome. I love ur vids. The compliment at the start never gets old❤-from the uk

Me: Playing along. Kris saying something funny: THAT DOESNT COUNT.

Kris can make the most boring things and turn them into the funniest thing ever

@kellykids3261

2 жыл бұрын

yes she can i love her

kris i love your videos so much and i think you should do more of these videos

When I’m sad I watch u and when I’m happy I watch u all the time

I love how she compliments us. It gives me a boost in confidence. Thanks kris!

@clarahorley134

2 жыл бұрын

same

@lieaso3o

2 жыл бұрын

for real

@unclevernoncoswhynot647

2 жыл бұрын

That’s so good!

@katie3362

2 жыл бұрын

same

@karinaoliva6183

2 жыл бұрын

yeah it actually makes me love myself more

Man I was trying not to laugh but I failed miserably and I've never felt better about failing. Your laugh is contagious.

Almost fell in love with her cute smile, saved by thinking she just has a different life of her own

4:09, I have a chihuahua and she genuinely is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺, I love her so much ❤️

Since we both have seasonal Depression, here‘s something to make you smile: Your sense of humour is perfection. You‘re the first and only KZreadr that can make me genuinely laugh. It‘s so difficult to make me laugh but you manage to do it in every single video. Please never change, you‘ll be so successful in a few years. And if you think that 4.24 Million subscribers is a lot, then lemme tell you this: You‘re not even near the amount you deserve. Take care of yourself, we love you ❤️

@DoodleNoodles

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. #kallmekrisnation ✊

@Vintagesugarplum

2 жыл бұрын

She has 30M on tiktok...

@DoodleNoodles

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vintagesugarplum :0

@Vintagesugarplum

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoodleNoodles lol yes :D edit: oh wait I just checked it's 40M

@onyxblack2409

2 жыл бұрын

Pure fuckin facts right here

Ive never failed a try not to laugh... But Kris is just too funny and I cant-

"(purple blue) GREEN!" I love your videos Kris I watch you on Sam and Colby's videos and on Celinas and of course on yours! I love you, sending much ❤❤❤❤

Bro I love the try not to laugh challenges you make so more funnier plus I love your videos I watch you daily

Kris makes my day everyday.

Kris:”Why am I actually physically crying? I should be an actress Look at this shit” Me:*looks at your eyes* “Yeah. Okay. You should definitely be an actress. I wanna see you in movies and shows. You’d be good at it. Seriously. You have the most gorgeous face ever.” 😍🥺😱

@Kai-et5gs

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda creepy but ok lol

@TrashPanda90914

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kai-et5gs she is stunning though what's creepy about it? It sounds like a reasonable compliment imo.

@Kai-et5gs

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrashPanda90914 u could be right but idk just the emoji choices and the way they said *looks at your eyes* seemed a bit creepy to me

@TrashPanda90914

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kai-et5gs a bit ott I guess lol can't argue with you there 😂

The only reason I'm still on this planet is because of Kris. Thank you for keeping me alive Kris

I'm so glad other people freak out over tiny things like getting caught on a door. It seriously distresses me sometimes (usually when I'm already bothered)... It feels like the world is working against me and inanimate objects hate me. They're clawing at me

Even in the hardest of times, Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.

19:28 I love how when you get confused you start speaking in a British accent. As a Brit myself I can confirm that is exactly what we sound like

I thank you for the inspirational words in every video

POV:the gym days are ballin

The fact that Kris is making videos while in depression really makes me feel guilty