THANK YOU ALL FOR 4 MILLION SUBS!!! HOLY CRAP THATS INSANE! Appreciate all your support!❤️ means the world! Let me know if you wanna see a certain type of celebration video 🥰 and thanks for watching and liking the video❤️

@nehakookie_edit8720

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations!!!!!!

@Pavana_M

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve dis and more!! You are the best. Love u Kris.

@oliverajesic1759

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats SISTERRRR!!💖💖💖💖💖💙💙💙

@lexiparker6843

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats and U deserve more!!! Ily Kris

@Idkhowtocount

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been here since 1M

I love how you're like 10% hilarious fail, 90% genuinely concerned for their well-being. Such a caring person

@sunnyhah1626

2 жыл бұрын

Why do I have the urge to say its because she's Canadian.😂

@subscriberswithoutavideo-gs5tc

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 why

@nelsonsousa9775

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 "Dating Special for you" oh shut up, what a bullshitt jessica camon, i only accept if it is for us too get pizza bouth and go watch some horror movies or no deal xD (i like to argue with these type of people/bots, dont judge me xD)

Video idea: attempting to train Kevin a "Stupid Pet Trick".

@elijahkerr4114

2 жыл бұрын

@Ranboo Jr. one day I want a bot and a bot arguing over which fake thing is better

@calvinmcdaniel4299

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking she should do something with Kevin

the way her compliments always cheer me up, i love it.

“I don’t even have one of those and that hurt.” Lol KallmeKris your so funny

@dawnmcvicker6698

2 жыл бұрын

i agree

@nate.thivierge

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this comment so dry

@plamaairey7388

2 жыл бұрын

Only kris

@idontknowhowtochangemyusername

2 жыл бұрын

I personally agree with Kris, because that happens whenever I see something like that. That quote's relatable to me 🤷

@Sin.365

2 жыл бұрын

@@nate.thivierge not everyone is the same 😩

Kris: “you’ve been working out huh? Look at you” *Me stuffing cheesecake into mouth*

@Jessa4

2 жыл бұрын

I’m stuffing a Snickers, and trolli snakes into my mouth lol

@moose6459

2 жыл бұрын

It was clear sarcasm

@johndomeney

2 жыл бұрын

That’s all of us😂

@KayBX

2 жыл бұрын

It’s 9:45 at night for me and I just finished Chinese for my late dinner when she said that 😂

@KayBX

2 жыл бұрын

@@moose6459 oh really?!?!? 😂

5:12 is no one gonna talk about how he got literally *YEETED* like bowling ball, and the boy didn’t even flinch💀

The way she changes into random accents kill me Kris is my spirit animal lol

Omg you saying "Awww... You're doing good sweetie!" just tells me that you would be a good mother, A really sweet mom, supportive and try to help out your future children if you have any

Kris: “you’ve been working out huh? Look at you” Me: in bed eating ice cream

@heyitzj.j.5214

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@childish_savage864

2 жыл бұрын

Eating snacks😭😂💖

@samandcolbyfanb340

2 жыл бұрын

Kris: oooo you’ve been working out Me: looking at my sisters leftover chipotle in the fridge

@er1sluvss

2 жыл бұрын

Me: in bed eating ice cream I can relate to that one! iykyk

@Rachie1007

2 жыл бұрын

I was popping my shoulder back in place when she said that. My shoulder hurts so bad ;v;

When she said “oh looks it’s me running from my responsibilities, look at me go!” I cracked up so much, it’s so true 😂 She also sounded quite British when she said responsibilities 😆

@laffeyettestan1385

2 жыл бұрын

Thing is she did that on the broom one and she whent ‘ooh that was so meannnnn’ also we dont talk like that here

@kalinaxbiss7210

2 жыл бұрын

100th like 😌💅

@Kaybrown_

2 жыл бұрын

I've just had a 15 sec unskippable ad that ruined the joke for me Got another 0😒😑😑

@jennawebb4225

2 жыл бұрын

@@laffeyettestan1385 it's funny, when people called "water" they said "wa-uh" and I honestly don't know why they said it like that. I'm not judging! I lived in UK and its just really odd of what people said these days.

@pearlcathawk1475

2 жыл бұрын

I love the british accent i am british and i don't have the accent

Love how Kris had to say “Kevin, I’m ok.” Let’s appreciate Kevin for checking on her.

I just found your channel ! I have not laughed this hard in over 7 months !!! I kinda fractured some ribs in December and got pneumonia. I haven't been able to have this much fun. Your accents and genuine reactions are awesome. 💜 Thanks for the laughs, I really needed a release.

I was hoping, for Halloween, you would do a skit of all the kids Trick-or-Treating! Katrina's twins discussing the candy route like they're planning a military strategy. The Southern boys, having to convince their mom that Halloween is not Satan's Birthday! Of course, you CAN'T forget Karen's son, who is being forced to dress in this ultra, masculine costume that he hates. Then, of course, he runs off with Riley and comes back dressed as a princess! Epic!

@cupcakegirl1117

2 жыл бұрын

Yass That would be the best idea😃

@DanielaLuvsu

2 жыл бұрын

not gonna lie that’s a great idea!

@DemonTheDeadOffical

2 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@miniauthor29

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@jayclaudio1994

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👏🏼 makes this happen kris 😂

Is anyone gonna talk about her intros? I don’t know her personally but they make me feel good about myself! Kris, you’re a QUEEN!

@egg1133

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 bruv

@eliseheinle3990

2 жыл бұрын

*you’re

@alvinrandomdude8207

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 ō_ō

@nelsonsousa9775

2 жыл бұрын

ikr ? me too, kris is amazing

@nelsonsousa9775

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 Jessica ? who let you back in the comments ? (very discreet peter/meg reference)

Kris is so good in interacting with us , a hard to believe introvert, by the way love your merch YOU SLAY.

as a single with borderline the "crying and single" is too relatable but it's a relief for the change from crying or grinding teeth from how messed up absolutely everything is now days. Didn't cry to his comment though but teared up a bit though because it was really wholesome and beautiful 10:10

Kris: "Today I want to see people fail" Me: *shows report card*

@katsukibakugo7419

2 жыл бұрын

*Fails on report card and mom proceeds to beat up child with slipper*

@rhiannon3

2 жыл бұрын

i thought the same

@Onyx12309

2 жыл бұрын

@@katsukibakugo7419 I thought it would be a Sandle

@jupiter3395

2 жыл бұрын

@🦖jasminethedinosaur🦕 mother then slaps siblings also

@kawaiiaxel9226

2 жыл бұрын

@@katsukibakugo7419 Bakugo how tf did you get in UA?

I feel like Kris is that lady that shows up to school events and screams *“Your doing great sweetie”* even when she doesn’t have a kid at that school or in general. If so, please come to mine. 🤣 💖

@FantasyTheSloth

2 жыл бұрын

Probably oof

I love her intros. The kiss was so cute is warmed my heart🥺❤️

That weighted blanket clip was too funny!

Kris is single handedly carrying TikTok on her back.

@bakang_

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@rileymriley4812

2 жыл бұрын

Your 100th like

@datgaydangernoodle1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileymriley4812 cool?

@Spicy38Pisces

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed she is the queen of TikTok. She's brilliant and and beautiful.

@nelsonsousa9775

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 Dammit Jessica, get out

I love how she just changes through character voices and accents throughout the entire video 😂 ❤️

@jeanieolahful

2 жыл бұрын

I’m an actress and do this constantly. I feel understood!

@daycsd

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanieolahful Same! Im not like a special movie actress or anything, I act in my head 😆 but I am constantly doing different accents and scenarios

@jeanieolahful

2 жыл бұрын

@@daycsd I do a lot of community theater and have done a few local films and commercials. So much fun!

@daycsd

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanieolahful that sounds fun! I would love to do that but I just can’t get the courage or comfort zone to 😂

@jeanieolahful

2 жыл бұрын

@@daycsd look for a beginners acting class, but, beware! Once the bug bites you you get hooked!

I love the format of these older videos they're simple and relatable

I love how she seems genuinely motivated and happy to make content

As someone who's not even good at impressions, I can still relate to going through like 100 different voices in a day 😂🤣😭

@BellaTona

2 жыл бұрын

no doubt same 😂

"You're doing great sweety" Kris sounds like a supportive mom at her child's soccer game 🤣

@jordanyeager395

Жыл бұрын

My friend says that all the time as a joke from keeping up with the kardashians. Kris Jenner said that to her fully grown daughter 😂😂😂

Kris : " I like to pretend I'm breaking someone's neck." Me : I agree. Kris :" I'm joking..." Me : I'm not.

I love how for every moment she has a different accent.Kris needs a Oscar

"I am okay... well... not okay in the head, but physically" - Kris Collins, 2021 ... ... ... and that is how memorable quotes are born. 👍

@jackielamkin7655

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God my last name is Collins

Kris: "does anyone else have a narrator in they´re head?" Me: "why yes, it is you and my sister"

@dankertester

2 жыл бұрын

Imma be that guy.... *Their

@wheresmybacon8563

2 жыл бұрын

@@dankertester you did the right thing... (correcting people's spelling)

@nelsonsousa9775

2 жыл бұрын

mine kinda sounds like peter griffin anyone else has that ? and..... Who the fuck is this Jessica in the first reply here ? wtf xDDD someone is mistaking youtube with onlyfans haha, its in another adress hun xDD, gosh these bots

@frostrich2170

2 жыл бұрын

mine sounds like me but with an accent

@ReEE_Lin

2 жыл бұрын

@@dankertester thanks you for correcting my mistake

When I watch her reaction videos she makes me laugh and she makes it feel like together like a friend! ❤️

THE BOILING WATER, THE THROW, THE SCREAM, THE CRAWLING, I FELT THAT

I'm bawling!!! That pizza guy was having the WORST day. He was so broken I can't stop the tears.

Me: *starts working out* Kris: You've been working out haven't you? Me: *cold sweat*

@charyflux

Жыл бұрын

118 likes n no reply??? wut yall doing

As a competitive I’ve Irish dancer, I literally went in shock 😂

Watching your old and new videos will always fill me with joy, I love you aunty Kris😌💕

10:21 not only he felt bad for accidentally dropping the pizza but at the end lifting his head up is like he is trying not to cry, poor man

@REALITYSANILLUSION

Жыл бұрын

IT WAS A PIZZA!?!

@Paxed238

Жыл бұрын

@@REALITYSANILLUSION th u think it was?

@REALITYSANILLUSION

Жыл бұрын

@@Paxed238 i dunno

@sourcererseven3858

Жыл бұрын

and probably blaming himself for being worse than useless, if he's anything like me...

@nothingnezz6813

Жыл бұрын

It’s so sad but also 100th like🙃

12:44 Kris: *makes some skilful defence moves* Glowy stick guy: * defeated*

Okay, these fails are amazing! We need more!

OMG I love you so much. Nothing like waking up in a bad mood. Watching you and waking everyone else up laughing 😁

Kris: I wanna see people fail my parents: allow us to introduce our child

@reee_person6034

2 жыл бұрын

Thats me

you could hear the anger in Kris's voice at 8:43, genuine anger right there, great video!

"I just don't have enough friends for it." The KMK army marching in

I love when you always give us compliments that just make my day omg❤❤

kris: you've been working out haven't you?" me: sitting on my computer with the most unflattering angle ever eating a box of cheezits

@isimpalot9139

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Rachie1007

2 жыл бұрын

I was popping my shoulder back into place

@macysfunnyfarm3215

2 жыл бұрын

I was eating candy

@shoobidiboopbopglib1042

2 жыл бұрын

I was drinking milk

@pepper.the.prepster

2 жыл бұрын

I was laying in bed without a care in the world

Kris: *covers ears at sight of balloons expecting them to pop* Also kris: *is wearing headphones*

@josiedowler1323

2 жыл бұрын

Stupid she's listening through the headphones

I always love how kris how us feel better about ourselves in every single video ❤ luv ya kris

I love your videos thank you for the positive energy.

"Your protecting your brain, but your not using it" You are the youngest grandma ever 😂

I love soo much that she's like a big sister with her advice, and that she compliments you in the beginning of the video. I've never seen another youtuber do that and I think it's really sweet 💕

@hellod7961

2 жыл бұрын

agreed, she make me feel better sometimes

@kerryfry6184

2 жыл бұрын

I know right I makes my day completely

@Camila-qm1vu

2 жыл бұрын

kurtis conner used to do extra greetings to his subs, and brad mondo always compliments his viewers, but yea shes being nice

@theglitchesyt

2 жыл бұрын

It makes me feel loved. ❤️

@teletubbiesatemycat8385

2 жыл бұрын

Look up Oompavill lol he does the same in his own way

I love these vids and the accents keep up the good work!!! ❤

I love the way you compliment everyone at the beginning of every Video! Great confidence booster! You don't get enough credit!

Kris: “have u been working out ?” Me: **built like a burrito buried by 5 giraffe stuffed animals**

@jazzyt4509

2 жыл бұрын

Literally me

"I am afraid of electricity, Balloons, weed whackers and lawnmowers" Kris has confirm she is a doggo

You're reactions make the fails so much more funny. They're already funny and you make my belly hurt!!! lol I guess there are worse things in the world than belly laughs.

12:22 *Woooah* Thats epic I wanna try that now!! Love your content Kris Keep up the *amazing* work💚

I love it how at 19:08 at the balloon scene, Kris covers her ears, whilst the headphones are still on. We love you Kris! You make life far easier to digest and thank you for existing!

I absolutely LOVE when she slips into different accents Ya never disappoint, Kris

@ariannasuweeks4287

Жыл бұрын

I do that same this where i unconsciously slip into different accents especially depending on my mood .

@dustyrose192

Жыл бұрын

@@ariannasuweeks4287 Same. It just gets worse (or better) when you with someone who has hat accent natively

@that_one_athena_cabin_girl

Жыл бұрын

I randomly become Irish, British, or a New Yorker sometimes when I get to frustrated/happy 🤣 I'm American. Also, when I do the accent on purpose(like try to do it) I just sound drunk 🤣

@Lolasrandomvlogs

6 ай бұрын

why did i read this in different accents 😂

@__Shiver__

6 ай бұрын

😂14:10

her intros are always so kind and make me feel good about myself. Thank you Kris

2:33 is so cute when Kris cheers the little girl on! ❤️

Congrats on 4mil subs kris ❤🔥

@woah_there

2 жыл бұрын

She just got one more sub

@ryanlin4285

2 жыл бұрын

Like ur KallmeKris tt comps :)

@fyrxcyty.5716

2 жыл бұрын

Yes congrattttssss!!

@beaavr2869

2 жыл бұрын

YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE K

@Leona-sd4ev

2 жыл бұрын

Omg she's growing so fast I subscribed when she didn't even have 1mil

Omg i just randomly clicked on this video after another one and Kris we're matching with the shirttsss!!❤ why did that just make my day :))

I love these videos you should do more!

Kris: "Kevin, I'm okay. Well, I'm not okay, but I'm okay, physically." My mind: 1) "Kevin? Kevin!" 2) "Physically, I'm fine, emotionally, I'm bruised."

kris: "you've been working out, haven't ya" Me gaining 50 pounds on halloween candy: why,thank you for noticing

@RemiStarz26

2 жыл бұрын

Me drinking an entire pint of milk at 1 am Why thank you

@turtlesrprettycool3379

2 жыл бұрын

Me stuffing a cookie in my mouth:

@seigeengine

2 жыл бұрын

The education really needs to improve. People out here acting like the point of working out is weight loss.

@RemiStarz26

2 жыл бұрын

@@seigeengine The joke is that we’re eating a form of junk food or just eating in general when she says that 😐

@seigeengine

2 жыл бұрын

@@RemiStarz26 No shit. It's a bad joke.

In my early 20's we used to do crazy stuff outside with the glowsticks and definitely fell down a few times. Reminds me of those fun days! I love what he did.

i love watching you kris your amazing and you make me happy when im sad

Kris: “I would do this….I just don’t have that many friends to do this” Me: “I’ll be your friend Kris 🥺”

@catanimations6027

2 жыл бұрын

same

@lol12345606

2 жыл бұрын

Same😍😍

@clovahisbest

2 жыл бұрын

I would tooo

@katefoulke3296

2 жыл бұрын

same

@xav_carspots

2 жыл бұрын

same

A KISS?!?!?! makes my day even better ❤!!

@H3artTart

2 жыл бұрын

@Funny huh

@Charliecraig2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@H3artTart bot reply ignore it, i got the same thing. It’s trying to promote a hookup website, comment bots in general are all over youtube right now and youtube hasn’t even addressed or done anything about it all.

@H3artTart

2 жыл бұрын

@@Charliecraig2003 oh i seen them everywhere ty for telling me

@Charliecraig2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@H3artTart no problem i say the best way to avoid then is to either not go to the comment section or not comment as much that way you don’t get them popping up in you notification feed all the time and i believe there is a way to turn off replay updates completely at least on mobile i’m not sure about pc but that us what i have done so now they aren’t in my notifications feed all the time. Edit: how you do it on mobile is you go to your channel, click on settings, then notifications and click the second “activity on my comments” button that way you will still be notified about likes and heart’s you receive on your comment’s but not replies.

@H3artTart

2 жыл бұрын

@@Charliecraig2003 oh okay :D

I love your videos everytime i watch them it always bring me joy😊

Ligit your. Intros are so amazing girll live yaaaaaa ❤

OMG You should absolutely make an Irish character who is always Irish dancing. There name could be Scott and everyone confuses them for being Scottish! Love you Kris❤️

@lucymcrae2225

2 жыл бұрын

Yasssss DEFINITELY

@George.washing

2 жыл бұрын

Woah sounds amazing!

@johnwalker1058

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe if we get enough of Kris's fans to suggest it, it could happen! It might help if you go around to different comment sections of Kallmekris videos and plant the idea in peoples' minds. I'll be routing for you, because I agree it is a good idea.

“If I ever die you guys better make jokes” “If I ever die” *sweats profusely*

@Zo1981

2 жыл бұрын

Kris is infinite

@bumblebee560

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@bhesseling9949

Жыл бұрын

Pulling a technoblade I see

@akila527

Жыл бұрын

@@bhesseling9949 lmaoo

@mythmage8231

Жыл бұрын

@@bhesseling9949 Too soon...

Kris you slay all day. Love you your intro makes me feel so good about myself. Thanks slay queen.

Such a great video when Pete doesn’t get punched!!! 🎉🎉

12:09 Kris: I like to pretend I'm breaking someone's neck **Katrina flashbacks**

Anyone else just rewatch Kris's videos and still not get bored?

@louisehodgson5397

Жыл бұрын

Yea I never get bored watching her she is the best

@idkidk8544

Жыл бұрын

Ur not alone i watch her videos for at least ten times

@keithwetton1937

Жыл бұрын

definetly

@Rheaghar

Жыл бұрын

me fr

@Bella_libby

Жыл бұрын

Yh I do that all the time

4:51- 5:01 DAMN THAT WAS SMOOTH BRO

I'm glad I found your channel. I'm totally in love....with your dog.

2:22 "Yea you deserve to fall on your face." Damn Kris 💀🤚

actually I have been working out I'm glad you noticed and your makeup looks flawless🤩

I loved Kris’s reactions! 😂

when Kris dies: "She died how she lived, with tiny hands on doing something stupid and hilarious... we lost a good one today" *place tiny hands across chest with a beanie on her head*

@FantasyTheSloth

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Can we just appreciate how Kris does something to raise our self esteem for every video, when she really doesn’t have to

@nelsonsousa9775

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesica9829 in a such adorable comment and you had to ruin it Jessica -__-

I love her intros❤ But the straightening iron gave me a heart attack lmaoo

You are 1 of my favorite comedians cant forget the ❤❤🥰

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kris’s intros are just perfection She introduces herself kindly She says welcome or welcome back She compliments you She looks bomb while doing it too Edit: Mom I'm famous

@elizahmcmillan6035

2 жыл бұрын

this is all so true👏

@jcrewadventuresjohnsonfam4005

2 жыл бұрын

All is too true

@emilysaulsgiver6894

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@MassEffectSteve

2 жыл бұрын

I am very impressed with her. She looks like she is having fun. I'm having fun watching her. Fun is being had. I feel lucky for stumbling on her videos.

@marblekitty0833

2 жыл бұрын

yes just yes

0:43 Me: Following ma dreams Life: *Shuts door

@MyLife-dn7vs

Жыл бұрын

Ong

Kris: *Is wearing headphones* Also Kris: *Puts hands over her ears because she's scared of a noise*

when kris said you working out it made my day

“Why is everybody out here tryna break their goddamn necks” quote of the year

kris: you've been working out, haven't you? Me: quietly stares at the nearly empty bag of Skittles on my desk

Ur literally the best person ever ur so funny and sweet❤ love u so so so much kris u deserve the world 🌎 💗

WOW I LOVE ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS!!!!

i love it when Kris tried to closed her ears (for the balloons) while still wearing the headphone😂🧡🧡

The Spoon Bridge and Cherry is in Minneapolis, Minnesota, America. It’s this sculpture garden and it’s really cool!

@jep9092

2 жыл бұрын

Minneapolis Minnesota America Earth Solar System milky way universe Not sure which dimension we're in but I'll make sure to finish the rest of the address once I find out

@MinnesotaRadio8887

2 жыл бұрын

Minnesota represent!!!

@zombieslife-cn9tc

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinnesotaRadio8887 yessiiiirr

@daisythedestroyer9843

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinnesotaRadio8887 the best state!

@IceArceus_

2 жыл бұрын

My state 🙂

7:09 - The giant cherry spoon sculpture, titled "Spoonbridge and Cherry" is in the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden, in Minnesota. I went to college south of there (St. Olaf College), and would visit from time to time. Nice place! Beautiful sculptures!

Aww love you too Kris you always make my day ❤

17:30 New laugh unlocked: DonkeY