Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-10-22
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Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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@45:19 nia finally stops talking. She sounds and looks like Meegan from Key and Peel.
@KonaTheDragon
2 жыл бұрын
AMEN 🙌 I’m not there yet but the comments have warned me… I owe you a beer homie 🍺
@sativarosegold3604
2 жыл бұрын
I cringe through it for Bill's parts. At least sometimes he rips her
Bill LOVES listening to Nia trash other people, he seems to be the most pleased, in these times...priceless!
@suzygirl1843
2 жыл бұрын
If that's not love
Is it just me .. if Billy Ball bags ain't checking in on us every Thursday the day ain't the same. I think bills intro would be a good alarm clock .
Bill you were phenomenal in the Mandalorian homie. Scene with the Imperial officer was unreal.
The only channel where i don't skip the commercials.
Love Billy so much I'll forgive the endless Football boredom
@Claytron830000000000
Жыл бұрын
Same lol
Ah yes, another great addition to the Billy Big Balls conglomeration of Monday morning podcast madness.
Billy Boy, bless your heart and thanks for the show’s. Listening to ya makes me think we’ll make it through to………. whatever’s next. Yeah
Around 21:00 min he is done talking sports.
This throwback episode: bill responds to being cancelled by NATURE'S BOIX
How the fuck does he do this twice a week 🤣
@tyrelltyler1430
2 жыл бұрын
Because there's 7 days and 168 hours 🤷🏽♂️
Everyone's rascist to Mia.
I get a little more will to live every time I hear Bill say he will edit something out that he didn't remotely try to edit out.
@ZachGood
2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps that's the mistake of Billy's handler, the great Andrew Themeles
@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to Karen Woke, who has made sports an enlightening cultural marxist experience. Record ratings to be expected, everyone wants to see that.
@MacabreMole
2 жыл бұрын
@@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 you reply to the wrong comment or you just saying random shit?
@ga121169
Жыл бұрын
He's the best! Such a regular dude.
@tylerthomas1509
Жыл бұрын
@@ZachGood yylyltk try
Nia's brother: "Aw man don't go in there. No! What are you doin' man?! He gonna stab you. Aw shit, this guy is stupid. If that was me I'd have been like, 'nah'."
@23:33 "DULUTH!" ...My hometown ❤
I gottatell you guys, yoi're a class act . Never a dull moment. Thanks fellas!!!!
0:04 - The smoothest transition into falling man and back again I've ever heard, 10/10, truly fabulous 👏
The add-on podcast where there were reactions to some browsing for alternative pools was laugh-out-loud hilarious.
Just started listening to ur podcast. Ur hilarious n ur real. Keep up the great job
@robynvanhorn
2 жыл бұрын
Listen to his advice podcast ❤️
Bill you should really do more advice. I can listen to that all day
@sativarosegold3604
2 жыл бұрын
More reads less sports
U Should Voice Chucky Bill Burr
I love you bill burr. you’ve brought many laughs and much happiness on days where I didn’t have shit to smile about. so thank you for that. Keep being you. Your much like the great Dave chapelle don’t let cancel culture control you. say what you want exercise your right to freedom of speech till the end. Just a fan ~ Alex J Espinoza
Holy Fuck with the football yammering.
Hell yeah Bill man! I bought my belt last July and I’m down 2 notches myself!
Bill! You had me dying on the part about sf weather and going inland just 20 minutes where it can be scorching hot Lol I’m from the Bay Area The weather is crazy
Alex , your crew and yourself are doin' quiet an awesome job . Luv from Québec city. See you soon hopefully . cheers.
John Wensink taunting the entire Minnesota bench as he got escorted off the ice is one of the greatest moments in hockey!
The way Bill thinks 2014 cancel culture is unbearable is hilarious. Oh, just you wait Billy Boy!
One hell of a podcast
Set up my weekend for me freckles!
Love you buddy. NO ADS. Love ya.
Gotta love Martin's Cape Fear.
Shine Time: I love how Bill put a hat on this week to take the spotlight off him a lil' 🤣🤣👍🏽
I totally get what bill said...he means he could read out loud at a doctorate level to people but when he is enjoying a good read and immersing himself in that world he slows down to Gump levels to comprehend
....my non football watching wife thought Joe Burrow was Macaulay Culkin. Lol.
Bill burr ranting about anything is just the best
Bill: Nia. What would've happend when I met you and said, "I went to Howard. I studied black culture." 🙊🤣🤣🙉
@tyrelltyler1430
2 жыл бұрын
@@Helloitsme328 👍🏽 I get it - I need a job...😂 Angry wife. Hit the 🗣"pipe."
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Also Bill: "'Happy wife = happy life'. What's the alternative? Angry dad = mom gets mad."
@tyrelltyler1430
2 жыл бұрын
@@AHighlander Get The Bill🤣: If you go down to the woods today You'll sure get a big surprise; If you go down to the woods today You better put on disguise. Coz Mum & Dad are having a shag. While Uncle Bob is flicking his knob. And Auntie Flo, is having a go, with Gran-dad... 🤦🏽♂️🤣👍🏽
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Hole-some.😊
Rooting for Stafford as a Detroit fan
Adidas cologne , bill Burr in the house
I hate it when you're looking for something and it's in your hand. How dumb is that shit. And you get the most worked up about it too. 😡"where's my f*ckin gun." 🤣🤣
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Can happen to anyone as well, even NASA astronauts. 😅
@tyrelltyler1430
2 жыл бұрын
@@AHighlander Are you on about the Nazi's endeavours? So near but yet so far...🤦🏽♂️ 🎶They had the whole World, in their hands. They had the whole wide World, in their hands. They had the World in their hands. They had the whole World in their hands🎶
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
Im by myself alot cause I travel to different states for work, I appreciate you
Thanks Bill, I can’t get away from the lions, even from you. ITS THE FORDS
Yes as a Lions fan I want Matt to win. Still my favorite QB. Two first round picks, Goff, and a third pick last draft was a steal for us where we are at in a rebuild. Stafford haters please consider being angry at the Ford’s and the management they failed him and he was the reason we reached a wild card game during his time. Go Matt! If he loses our deal looks even better.
@chasehallstrand6788
2 жыл бұрын
Not a stafford hater by any means and I agree that the Fords are mostly to blame, but Stafford can’t go blameless in all this either. He was part of the problem at times. The bar can’t be so low as to be happy with reaching a wild card game… I don’t really understand fans who are rooting for him, but go off
@jschultz2363
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasehallstrand6788 I agree he turned the ball over at pivotal moments, that being said if the defense and o line could have helped he may not have been under so much pressure to force things. Love the feedback always. Enjoy super bowl!
@thomashauer6804
2 жыл бұрын
If Aaron Donald is at 100% then young chosen one will need all the refs help. and it still won't be enough room. I can see that from austria. He is a nuclear reactor
@Randy_Flamethrower
Жыл бұрын
Y’all been in a rebuild for like 60 years
Jerry Burns created the West Coast offense in Minnesota back in the 70s, with Fran Tarkenton, Chuck Foreman, John Gilliam, and Stu Voigt.
Yeah I only lasted 15 min into the podcast.jesus bill lol and I follow sports
Acetate...acetate
Valentine's day isn't this Friday ..it's Monday. BILL!!!
Bill read that trade stuff like a pro!
thank you !
OHHH Billy heartSpeaker, cracking jokes and getting emotional i love it.
Great chat
🙋🏼♂️Hey, Billy Bronzer🙋🏽♂️ 😭😭😭
How does Bill not know who Orlovsky is lol
Wow. I’m from jersey and my good friend I served in army with is from Boston. I might be moving up there with him.
Love when the lovely Nia makes an appearance.
Ole Billy "One Notch" Bulimic ova there!
Hello there. Do you have an editor or you do it all by yourself? If you have, can you ask him to do a Timecodes in the description or in the comments, to navigate through the topics/time on your podcast. Thank you.
Did she seriously not take Bill’s last name wow what a feminist
or why the tubs of potato salad - could it be LIFE!
Somewhere around the 32:50 mark Bill's old lady ALMOST calls Eric Clapton a pariah, but backs off? What... because he was anti-mandate?
@jwk-dog6747
2 жыл бұрын
Hes also very racist.
@supastar25
2 жыл бұрын
No..because Eric Clapton is an openly racist dude...read up on him...he's said some deplorable things and is very unapologetic about it...seriously...just check it out. Dude is a talented musician but a POS in real life.
@Silence_Duder_Gooder
2 жыл бұрын
@@supastar25 1976??? You're REALLY GOING THERE???
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
@@supastar25 An overrated musician.
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter if his views haven't changed.
I USE HARRY'S RAZOR BLADES AND CCOOCHIE SHAVING CONDITIONER
Much obliged, Twinkle Toes!
Probably marine world in Vallejo. I used to work there.
I remember when this used to be a comedy pod cast, now it's an American sports cast, come on Bill you have a global audience, just talking about American sport is as interesting to us as us talking about soccer constantly to you, hope it gets better.
I'm from Cincinnati, so, go Beng Bengs.
Thursday up well Friday now
Its Friday morning Podcast in Moscow, Russia. Keep up the great work
@noahjames6642
2 жыл бұрын
Don't invade the Ukraine pleeeeaaasseeee. Thank you:)
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Do they still call it 'the' Ukraine? Ach well, hope there's no invasion...
Record backwards: Stuorps lessurb & ilocorb emos evah stel = Lets have some brocoli & brussel sprouts... 🤣🤣🤣
I love BB, but I would never marry him u know , hats off to Nia for taking care of that 😂
Good Ol Billy blue balls
Legend
Bill just going on about football is the best
BET MGM segment or better known as the moment where most of the listeners tune out
@sativarosegold3604
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much they're paying for that
@Marko-ug7gs
2 жыл бұрын
@@sativarosegold3604 Probably a lot because it's border line illegal
Who Dey Bill!
Nice hat ! Go Blue !
Mad respect to Andrew Themeles, but Bill always makes an announcement about the music selected by Andrew Themeles, and then it’s like 3 seconds of a drum loop or a tambourine. Is this a bit that I’m clued in on?
Spoiler: bill didn't edit that out.
Nice it's almost Friday
No views but seven likes 👍 and two comments ✌🏼🤟❤️
Is Bill going to back up his old buddy Joe Rogan?
@elliesings9508
2 жыл бұрын
Good question. It wasn't the N words that bothered most blacks, it was the going to see Planet of the Apes and saying there were apes in the theater. I think Joe doesn't hate blacks, he has a few black friends, but as a whole thinks blacks are basically animals and lesser than whites. We can't hate him, he just needs to learn
@RawUndergroundMusic
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is surprised about a tiny clip. watch the whole thing and see if you feel the same.
@TChalla616
2 жыл бұрын
@@elliesings9508 As a Black guy that watches Joe Rogan, I wasn't mad at all, and most other black people that watch him weren't mad either. The real truth is that Joe pissed off corporate media, because he has a bigger audience then them, and they're afraid of him. When he went against the vax agenda, they put the full media spin on him. The only people upset, are people that don't watch him.
@iansheppard6735
2 жыл бұрын
@@elliesings9508 Hi - do you give lessons in mind reading, if so, what are your rates per lesson. Would the course encompass time travelling mind reading, as I am quite interested in confirming every thought that Jesus had, with the same level of absolute certainty that you have - Also, could these mind reading courses be run in conjunction with lessons on how to be as righteous as you - Thanks
@suzygirl1843
2 жыл бұрын
@@TChalla616 We all know that black men love standing next to their white racist buddies, Honey. You hunted your own people back on the plantation. Nobody looks to you as honorable or saints, hence why you're always white play sidekicks. You don't have to say, "As a black guy". Let's hear black women like Nia because we all know that black women have low tolerance for bullshit from white people.
Eric Clapton did nothing wrong. *NOTHING*
Detroit i think of Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson
Billemia
Hey Nia, in the movie Edward Scissorhands, who are the Freaks?
@tyrelltyler1430
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣✊🏽
Fucking love your pod cast can't wait to see you in Seattle
Good call on Cooper Kupp POTG Verzi
🙋🏼♂️Hey, Willy White🤣
Mentioned all the black people in the halftime show but left out eminem. That's racist Mia
Damn..now I think I have ADT. I thought it was just me being super aware of my surroundings and noticing the little things
"THEY GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND THEY REALLY GOTTA HAVE A STRONG DEFENSE...AN INCREDIBLE OFFENSE...."
Sir, you are the Rajah of Rambling
Scrooge with braids 😂😂😂
I saw Derek Sanderson fight with the crowd...
"I have the hockey record is being the only guy to try and slit someone's throat with an ice skate"Happy Gilmore. They should just combine MMA and hockey that's what everyone wants to see
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Russia & Poland have started something similar.
Greatness
41:20😂😂😂
45:50 the whole "free bet" thing is intentionally misleading if you deposit $560, you would not have $1120 to bet, it means you could place a $560 bet for a pot of ~$1100 with the money you deposited , and then you can place the free bet which would only be a pot of ~$560, YOU WOULD NOT have $1120 to bet with thus creating a pot of ~$2k+
Thank you Nia. I love hearing you talk so real 💓
Nia "oh no no we dont like Eric Clapton" Bill "what did Clapton do?" Nia "we can look it up on google after but I'm not his fan" ..... Cool
@joedoesathing2012
2 жыл бұрын
I frankly can’t stand how she makes a huge claim about him, with nothing to back it up. It kinda ruined the rest of the podcast for me.
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
Clapton went on a blatantly racist rant at a London gig in the '70s. Dunno whether his views have changed at all since but...aye. That's probably what she should've mentioned.
@joedoesathing2012
2 жыл бұрын
@@AHighlander But if that’s what she was talking about, why not bring it up? Otherwise it just sounds like she hates the guy for no reason.
@AHighlander
2 жыл бұрын
It was a tad lazy on her part, but she wasn't wrong about him.
@joedoesathing2012
2 жыл бұрын
@@AHighlander Well, that is true. I haven’t heard what he said in the 70s, and I certainly don’t support anyone who is a blatant racist. But I would hope that people can certainly change after 50 years.
10:45 "If you never listened to this podcast, would you know about Marlon Briscoe"? Me: 'Leans over' 🤔 Who's Marlin Briscoe?