"Two pats on the back, one for each blue ball, and she goes home." OHhhmy god hahaha Bill still knows how to burst my sides haha!!!!

Surprised he didn't touch upon the Anthony Cumia meeting at the cellar. I respect both of them, but I think Patrice would have a thing or two to say about Nia and his benefit/documentary... Oh well

@aquarius-woman5364

Жыл бұрын

Or he would be grateful that someone gave a fuck about his mother. Everyone keep saying on their podcast how great and popular Patrice was but none of them ever gave a F.. about helping his mother. Bill didn't have to do anything all these years. No one has ever stopped Cumia from doing something himself to remember his lovely friend.

@BoxingGOATEdits

Жыл бұрын

​@@aquarius-woman5364 cumia is too racist to care

@vmwindustries

Жыл бұрын

​@@aquarius-woman5364 Bill did all kinds of benefits for Pat's family! Do some research.

@aquarius-woman5364

Жыл бұрын

@@vmwindustries So why is everybody whining about Bill and how Patrice would've turned on him and his wife and joined Cumias hate trade. Don't people realise that Bill is the only one who've cared to do something all these years for Patrice mother. He doesn't have to do anything anymore. If Patrice still lived he would have probably realised that Bill is the only true friend who ever cared about him besides his jokes. Cumia can do something on his on to show how much he really cares about Patrice. Who've stopped him all these years?

@cyberspace667

Жыл бұрын

@@aquarius-woman5364 great point

"Plant-based burger sweat" - XD

I now have a name for it. “Lazy addict” 😂 I feel the same way about ice cream. 🍨

"I can see how cold it is." 🥶😂

You gotta go hot chick on the ice bath is the best yet most useless advice that I will now remember forever

If Paris had to always tell us they're Paris, they'd be new York city

What’s up with a lot of ppl on here saying Bill was disloyal to a comedian that helped him start his career at Patrice’s benefit? Is this true?

@Y2JLionHeart

Жыл бұрын

It's more complicated than that. The two men have grown apart professionally and personally, and a lot of former Bill fans think he sold out. A lot of former Anthony fans think he went too far and understand why Bill wouldn't want to associate him these days. I left a lot out for the sake of brevity.

@robynrene2723

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for explaining this .

@Y2JLionHeart

Жыл бұрын

@@robynrene2723 I really did the minimum and tried not to blast either person 😅, but you're more than welcome.

Tom Cruise knows where Shelly Miscavige is.

Would be cool if anytime Bill talked about guns he could call Cumia on speaker phone to get an expert opinion

This SOB actually suggested insurance requirements to curb gun-related homicide. . .

@Djuntas

Жыл бұрын

Its a culture thing...Aint no europeans caring about guns, fuss less in circulation and so on. USA will never curb their issues because its rooted in them.

@ryanr4361

Жыл бұрын

Well what the fuck do you suggest?

@marcusfelix7704

Жыл бұрын

Insurance on a homemade pipe bomb could be the next wave of the future. 😹😸😹😸😹

@Djuntas

Жыл бұрын

@@Lonesome_Loser Its not out of control, its systemic. You got more registered weapons than the 320 million you are...And that's just registered weapons. I don't know any who owns weapons, and if they do its some nerdy outdoor persons tbh...At least I find hunting to be weird.

Love your GP reviews, hope to see more of those!!! Please do a one off special of the Austin round.

Gun insurance well that's going to work..... lmao

Perfect timing from Dublin ❤️

It’s Ol Billy mondays podcast that I listen to on tooooosday.

@ginalin7115

Жыл бұрын

Oh to be 45 again! Practically a toddler.

14:20 Right as Bill was mentioning a stay-cation, I was solving a Hurdle puzzle and the word was "motel." :)

Anthony went off yesterday about how he was kicked out.

Louis Gossett Jr. was awarded a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for An Officer and a Gentleman

Club soda Kenny should be laid out good , real good

@AHighlander

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@garyny4073

Жыл бұрын

@@AHighlander for dissing A

Selling out means selling shit you don’t morally agree with.

Great story with Penn and Walken and “the other gun”. Amazing.

Thank you again. Billy Goat (Greatest of all time) 😂🎉

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

What are you smoking? He can't touch Carlin, Hicks, Patrice. Not even his old self, haha

@bigpickles

Жыл бұрын

​@@PoorMansInvesting kinda like your channel

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

@@bigpickles thanks, I REALLY need to post more

The part about the gun insurance was the absolute dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time I’m flabbergasted actually wow

@AHighlander

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha.

What would Patrice think of this situation

@viktorhardindyrvold4234

Жыл бұрын

We all saw his fox appearances. He would support Ant after his firing and call Bill a phony.

@danielnorth9902

Жыл бұрын

@@viktorhardindyrvold4234 I don’t think anyone have a clue the way Patrice would actually react including his loved ones like bill and Ant, I just wish bill would reflect on that and I hope he is

This mechanic replaces a few seals, and Bill's ready to ship him off to NASA.

@JamarD421

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you praise a mechanic who fixed an issue you had for a long time? Man's probably older than him.

During the pandemic I did plenty of ice baths in my bath tub. Followed by some wim hof breathing. Worked like a charm for my stress, and anxiety.

@goodmorningsundaymorning4533

Жыл бұрын

Pandemic?

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

Your supposed to do the breathing then the ice bath

Did you have Ant 86'd from the Chip Chipperson show?

Intro is on point 👍😂😂

13:50 oh man I knew that was coming, Nia is hilarious 🤣

Been waiting since Thursday!!!!

The insurance companies are worse than the government. I would not endorse that idea. Having a license, though, should be mandatory. And a waiting period, for sure.

I was watching old Law and Order Criminal Intent episodes the other day and I totally forgot ol' Billy Boy was in it.

Serious question about cold baths: instead of trying to get into it when it's already full, why not get in the empty tub and fill it up so you get used to it as you go?

@traviscoates6878

Жыл бұрын

Cause it’s all about the initial shock. The whole point is to go from normal temp to ice cold in less than a second

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

My ice baths aren't much more comfortable after 2 minutes, it still sucks

Hey friend, have they made such changes to the recipe for rubber that it has now become absorbent? That is an amazing scientific discovery! Learn something new every day!

The Terminator doesn't run on Microsofts Windows. That's why it never fails.

You guys ever think that Bill can probably voice both Rick and Morty?

@thedancingveganatheist6310

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant

At close range - 1985 , Sean Penn was born 1960 , he was not 17 Aholes 😮😊

Yeah lets have insurance companies determine who can have a gun, because they do such a great job with healthcare and settling auto claims....

Good show!

Love the podcast GFYS

Could not agree more with Bill on the garage stance. Animals.

Instead of requiring gun liability insurance , just require that the gun buyer “pinky swear “ not to kill a bunch of people . Just as effective.

William burr you should've addressed the cumia situation

@ReganMcKee

Жыл бұрын

Hes too much of a non-confrontational cowardly wuss

@Mikehowarth1988

Жыл бұрын

Coco Ono said he’s not allowed

@TheRGFam

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikehowarth1988 jesus lmao

@matth3708

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikehowarth1988 😂😂

@suzygirl1843

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikehowarth1988 His brand is too big for that. Bill is accepted around the globe as a progressive

Bill doesn't look a day over 65

@elchiponr1

Жыл бұрын

Did you get that from the Tony Hinchcliffe roasting handbook?

@swiftdog49er51

Жыл бұрын

😅😂

@TurdFerguson643

Жыл бұрын

It’s that vat of Illuminati lotion he’s been bathing in

@AHighlander

Жыл бұрын

@@TurdFerguson643 Well, what about lotion? And what is the magic therein?

@TurdFerguson643

Жыл бұрын

@@AHighlander idk I’m not part of the Illuminati haha. I was just referencing an ole Billy pasty skin joke

Love to hear that you like Yussef Dayes!! You have great taste 🎶🤗

Sean Penn was NOT 17 in that movie. He had already done "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" 4 years prior and he was NOT 13 when he played a senior in H.S. lol

Address the Anthony Cumia beef

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

He would need to get his balls out of Nia's purse.

I agree with the insurance gun guy.

The coffee came from Seattle but served in NYC

Let me organize your garage lol

What's good ol Jan Michael Vincent up to these days? Still have that great head o hair? Does he use Aussie? Did he get to keep the Airwolf chopper?

Wish he’d address the cumia thing in NYC, wanna hear another side of the story besides ant’s drunken version

@mr.thekidd498

Жыл бұрын

.....Club Soda Kenny. Lol.

@ReganMcKee

Жыл бұрын

He'll probably cower and not even bring it up. Yaaaay for overbearing and sensitive wives ruining friendships.

@BoxingGOATEdits

Жыл бұрын

Why would he waste time on that washed up has been

@nicksunfortune5718

Жыл бұрын

He would never.

@OpheliaDarkling

Жыл бұрын

Seems pointless & that has never been how Bill rolls--he doesn't air boys club problems in public. Cumia is steeped in bitterness and provocation & Bill has better things to do. Why entertain an angry narcissistic alcoholic? This all should have been dealt with privately but angry drunk guy gonna angry drunk. What a mess.

Icing down your shoulder is ok after a workout or overused but I'd avoid that if you can heating pad is ok to buy I knew what your injury was id give you a good way to help you out.

the fisher price garbage in the garage lmao

Oscar winner Bill jeez

Smoked a stick with Doug? Doug Saulnier? Guest on the legendary Uninformed radio show?

Bill Burr is great! "Whoite women!"

@LHBH8

Жыл бұрын

Cumia and Di Paolo called him out on being a self hating white man years ago.

Anthony Cumia seems to have had his feelings hurt at the weekend by ole' Billy 55

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather have my feelings hurt than look like a whipped biatch

11:26 Aren't you the Desert Storm generation, William? I suppose the desert is a dry heat, but camel spiders or mosquito vectors?

Bills ad reads are flawless

Bill gonna get signed by the burins

Does he talk about the bruins record breaker ?

Love Ya Sir!

theres no way bill can bring up the anthony cumia situation without bringing up his wifes part in it and stepping in a minefield so he will never talk about it

Bill you have a f100 truck use the bed tarp double it fill it with ice dobe brh

Bill's career has moved on from the O&A day's and both groups benefited from each other, but it's show business and Bill works a bigger audience than the east coast. Anthony is still doing the same stuff he did 20 years ago behind a pay wall and his content isn't Disney friendly. At the end of the day Bill is doing business with bigger wallets, money talks cause helicopters aren't cheap.

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

Aka... Burr's a sellout

@LHBH8

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

Thank you for the statements regarding wishing you were 10 years younger.

It's such a problem. I don't know how we're ever going to solve it. If only there was some experiment we could do to see if strict gun control might actually reduce school shootings. I guess we'll never know. Wait... when was the last time they had a school shooting in the UK or Australia?

Oof. Bad day to have a Banker gun owner write in

Anthony said he's gonna kick your butt back to Boston.

Need one podcast for Austin alone please

Sean Penn was 25, not 17. Still a great story.

When he said '18-'19 my dumbass thought "Wow. They had hockey in 1819??" 🤦🏻‍♂️

TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Louis Gossett Jr. - too funny - great bit - of course next week yer gonna bump into Adrian Zmed.

"where did all the time go...." *dip*....

You don't need a tub; cold showers!

@Doorito_

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it still gives you the cold shock thing

Yea I starting to get into the moto gc

Ol Billy Red Ass wants an ice bath, then comes to his senses! 😂

@matth3708

Жыл бұрын

The world would be better off if you slept with fish.

you know the othe other night I had a cigar with Efrem Zimbalist Jr. How does his brain come up with this gold?

He is back! Missed you man 🎉

@matth3708

Жыл бұрын

You have some cream on your face, would you like me to add to it?

Just checking in on ya

Bills of Money, scummy move to have Club Soda Kenny kick Anthony Cumia out.

Does he talk about the thing?

@stoox006

Жыл бұрын

Nope

@gordong.5154

Жыл бұрын

Cumia fans ready to do something to bill

@matth3708

Жыл бұрын

@@gordong.5154 no, we just see through bill. His wife has made him an insufferable hack.

@snicker576

Жыл бұрын

@@gordong.5154 Nah. Cumia fans are more mentally stable than Burr fans, because leftism is more prominent with Burr fans.

Ol' Guy LaBleur

Glad you finally squashed the beef the Anthony Cumia, you guys are great together!

Quality North Korean fissionable samples material tickets at show

Didn’t watch podcast. So ice bath like a cold plunge after hitting steam room

Always great to get the Monday podcast on Monday. 😁😎👍🏽

Francine >>>> Nia

@suzygirl1843

Жыл бұрын

Nice try. The fans love Nia. Cumin is a bitter loser. And Bill doesn't like white chicks. He's BEEN dating black women before Nia and finds them to be nicer

@PoorMansInvesting

Жыл бұрын

@@suzygirl1843 the stupid ones, she caused a lot of problems with comics in Bill's personal life and he is definitely not the same person because of her. Do you even know who Francine is????

@suzygirl1843

Жыл бұрын

@@PoorMansInvesting No, she didn't. Incels are making shit up around Bill's wife because they're jealous he's no longer angry. Misery loves company. You're exactly these types who breed toxicity amongst yourselves so that no one wants to be with you. Check yourself

@williampearson6299

Жыл бұрын

@@PoorMansInvesting Any male that blames women for a man's problems is not a man at all. This is why the West has fallen in the global sphere. Can't be lead by losers scared of women

Your buddy Joe Rogan owns an ice bath Bill believe it or not.

I have a theory that Tom Segura said Bill’s name at the very beginning of a 2bears like a week or two ago and they bleeped the name out ( bert shakes his head and says “noooo” and asks his staff to cut the name) …Just a guess here but I think Bert got told to stfu by bill after Bert told a story on some rando podcast how the bill&bert show ended.

Pffttt... I don’t even remember being 45! Age is just a number, that becomes apparent as time goes by.

@BoxingGOATEdits

Жыл бұрын

I was at my oldest at 13

It's not a firearm so you can keep it "handy". No safe required. Lots of special ammo, and you tube videos.

Yeah I'm not going getting gun insurance. Good try guy

Is it Nia or Neigh? Cuz she looks like a Clydesdale.

@PlayNiceFolks

Жыл бұрын

Tsss

Dude, it’s called a deep freezer. Buy a deep freezer. Cheaper

Does he bash cold plunges? I'm not going to listen to another comedian talk about them unless they're bashing them

Dude walks out with two guns obtained basically through lying and doesn’t see a problem with it.

Clint Howards cousin.... ya know... somethings are right in front of your face this entire time and ya don't see it until someone mentions it.