Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning 11-17-22
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Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs.
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Ol Billy Bronchitis
The mutual respect between Bill and Joe was really cool to see
Sounding better Bill. I went to the docs with some similar, he said ‘flu?’ And I said ‘no, I came by bus’
@derpmcgerp8062
Жыл бұрын
*buh-dum-tss*
@timbluefeld1830
Жыл бұрын
At least you didn’t come in the bus😂
@loveit7484
Жыл бұрын
HA!
@HazMatt88
Жыл бұрын
Booo
@JustSumRando
Жыл бұрын
Oohhh Jeeeezzzuz!
Joe is so sweet and Bill is so angry. It makes for such a fun listen
"just checkin in on ya and all that bullshit" yes Bill that bullshit is necessary, thank you for checkin in on us
Bill's ADD shows through a lot with Joe lol
@Los47
Жыл бұрын
It got a bit annoying but funny 😂
Very cool surprise, chatting with Joe Perry.
@davidperez5089
Жыл бұрын
I wouldve preferred Joey k. Meself. Joe's a db I'm sorry to say. Stick with drummers Billy!
Even Bill doesn't know what day it is anymore...😂
Hey Bill, just saw ur show in Orlando. Absolutely great. My first live Burr show. Thanks so much! My apologies for the drunk ladies we all heard down front rambling on as you were speaking about the great Bob Saget. The 18k packed arena was absolutely quiet until that quiet was broken by those bubbleheadz chatting up loudly. Incredible. Oh well.
The fact that Bill Burr has heard any cardi B song is just hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣
@AS-gz8oe
Жыл бұрын
She’s huge. I’d be way more surprised if he hadnt
"I can tell you this, do not ever use tumeric in your life and then go commit a crime" - Bill Burr 11-17-22 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, I laughed so much out loud when I heard that, only Bill could word something simple and turn it into advice on life events!!!
@AHighlander
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha same. Felt like a Simpson character first time I used it.
whoever does the thumbnail is a genius
Never thought Bill would be able to say "Dick Buttkiss" so much without even chuckling.
Hands down you are the best comic!!!!
This is typical Bill. Listenable, enjoyable. Sports!!! And pwollllitics ☕🎼🎶
Bill saw ya in Orlando. You’re an animal. Loved the show brother
The part about the hair, bless the wives who live with men with the comb overs lol, I agree!! I always wondered how they could , no offense, but really what are those guys thinking, don't live in denial, just shave it off! And the guy who had a local newscaster haircut with the bangs and cowlick and how he was staring so hard he had to get out of there before he got into a fight lmfao!! Bill you're a gem!! You left us dry though, wish you could've taken a photo! I need the visual lol
Just shows being a guest on a show can be really difficult. Respect for Joe Perry for doing it
I'm an hour north of Jacksonville and it's going to be 35 tonight. Bring your jacket Billy Boi!
Tumeric and cinnamon powder in my coffee maker, brewed through to make a tasty morning pick me up. Great as always, cheers 🍻 take care and stay frosty ☃️🇨🇦🫡🇺🇸⛄️
@AHighlander
Жыл бұрын
Turmeric in coffee, eh? Odd yin, but will gie it a bash..
No bill, there's absolutely a chip shortage 🤣🤣🤣
Once a Man starts talking about "tumeric", then you know that the women in his life own his Balls.
I hitchhiked from L.A. to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida three times back and forth when I was 17-to-21. I know EVERY SINGLE EXIT between both places.
Thank you Ol' Orangesinululious.
Hey Bill just saw you at the Hertz arena in FL. Amazing set im so thankful to see you live!
Hell yeah. Have a good weekend everybody.
Who remembers back in the early & mid 80's the radio rock station .. METAL SHOP "The only show with teeth" ? LOL
My coffee routine is so simple and meditative why bill gotta turn it into a crack smoking ritual lol lil sugar lil milk *electric guitar rock n roll riff*
Trump and Biden 😂 the battle of the old MTFers
Sam Huff! Go Skins! RIP. RFK Stadium with the lower bleachers shaking during rallies.
just begin having tea.. take any good tea, indian tea is string so that is better..crush some pinch of ginger and mix it with the tea..your throat will feel better for sure
Classic Bill. Conspiracy bilderberg meeting and football.
that beuh beuh us old as hell boii. That was the shit bck in tge day
Old billy freckles got a weak immune system there 🤢😵💫
you sir, are cultured
"Nineteen microchips in me" sounds like a bland microwave🙋🏼♂️ meal, when you're half-living-your-best-life in illonois🤒🤧
17-22 and 1 means you're 40 grand down, Paul 😂👍🏽
Paradise is still there now has. Balcony.
Bill must really be ill to miss this Monday's podcast
Six🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 tangerines, will do it!
Sounds like you're getting over the Wuhan flu
Man I’m ready for some mean tweets and cheap gas 😮💨
Yo I fucking love Bia too, she is lit
Best remedy old Irish thing since age 4 …..big mug boiling water double shot of whisky, honey, lemon! Basically it’s the poor man’s NyQuil! Coverup yourself until you melt (sweat it out) TADA all better! Leave it to us Irish to find a cure for anything with booze in it😂Feel better!
Anything better? Yes. If you use italian medicine - 'cough-cough..hocc-hocckey'
Decan Jones sounds like a pastor outta pensilvania😲
That's right Joe,Stones are the best!
I remember when Jack Tatum, Raiders safety, hit and paralyzed Darryl Stingley. Nickname was The Assassin. Said in his book he always aimed for the head.
@bringinfunny1
Жыл бұрын
People say Tom Brady would still be the GOAT back then. He would have been one season and done with his puny ass.
Ol' ASMR Billy
Are you making another season of F is for family?
🙋🏼♂️Hey, Father Freddie Christmas🇮🇪🎅🏻
@tyrelltyler1430
Жыл бұрын
Q. What did Freddie leave out for Father Christmas in LA? A. Cough medicine coz he was a 🗣Junkie
@tyrelltyler1430
Жыл бұрын
🏄🏻♂️🌴🎅🏻
Nice to see Billy defeat covid city once again.
@christopherallen9580
Жыл бұрын
covid-22 variant 911
Sounding better Bill Bo Jangles!
@drunkpaulocosta
Жыл бұрын
Hardly. He sounds stubborn
RIP Mort Sahl
Why no one told me that bill has a podcast
Joe Perry's book better than Tyler's, IMO. Honest AF.
Detroit has lions tigers n redwings all champed in same year
@danflak2370
Жыл бұрын
Lions??
Did bill get covid again?
What's going on, Bill? Nine holes is only half a 🗣Cigar Even if you did borrow her 🗣Car!!
You said "ahhh" and "ummmm" 50 times in like 10 minute's, easy buddy, we are starting to wonder! Christ!
🙋🏼♂️Hey, Boston Bird Flu aka Bozzie Bird Flu🙋🏼♂️
Bill I don't know how to get this question to you or if you will notice it on your comments but I got a question I want to ask you.. what do you think about NFL players and touchdown celebrations or first down celebrations? Dyou think they are sometimes over excessive or too much? Lol just wondering your thoughts on that.. there has been a ton of hilarious celebrations over the history of football.. take care..
The car chip shortage at least partially true, unlike the whole gas debacle. China still shuts down entire cities/neighborhoods for a couple of covid cases so factories haven't been producing for a lot of the past 2 years. However car companies are using this as an opportunity to raise prices "until chips are back to normal" but chips have been back to normal a couple of times throughout the past 2 years and they never dropped prices.
.. that's all you need.
Ugh already lmfao and hurting cuz i keep coughing lol
Let the guest speak 😂
I'ma Yankee doodle dandy
Yo is Glen Wesley really his uncle??
I swear these are getting shorter and shorter.
What kind of truck is he getting?
@antoniomontesinos707
Жыл бұрын
F-250 regular cab short bed
@christopherallen9580
Жыл бұрын
super expensive
@chrispfuhl5822
Жыл бұрын
@@antoniomontesinos707 wow
@chrispfuhl5822
Жыл бұрын
@@christopherallen9580 i guess old freckles is planning to tear things down with the machine
Turmeric tastes good but has no real health benefits.
@AS-gz8oe
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It contains church in which is has significant anti-inflammatory effects in the body.
@AS-gz8oe
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Curcumin
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Bill still bitter about that loss to Eli Manning
Is billy ebola Mia?!
For the love of God put it on SoundCloud
Still sick? Be sure to get your 5th booster!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
@wakenow7612
Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for my 50th boost. Because of the effectiveness 😂🤙
@qualm43
Жыл бұрын
@@wakenow7612 Bill also wears his mask while walking his dog LOL. Watching Bill evolve from CT to NPC has been fun.
Billie ebola
Oi!
Funny thought... how did they gas millions of people in a room with wooden doors?
@christopherallen9580
Жыл бұрын
precisely?
@IamProFish
Жыл бұрын
Wtf?
Oh Billy. Get yourself hydrated with the travel. Get that blood flowing and phlegm out. Worried about you. Get some NAC, helped us here. Take care.
I get Bill has to be supportive of Dave Chappelle, but how does he think Chappelle's being shutdown? He just hosted SNL. I can't look anywhere without seeing or hearing what that guy says. And also, Dave is obviously intelligent, so conspiracy Bill Burr, you don't think he knows what he's doing? I don't agree or disagree with Chappelle's poltics or whatever, I just don't think he's funny anymore. Don't know how a professional comedian can watch that last Netflix release. It just wasn't funny. It's like Lenny Bruce reading his court transcripts.
I fucking LOVE ya ❤️🔪
Biden-Fetterman 2024. Its a No-Brainer
@shmegma4371
Жыл бұрын
No brainer is bidens nickname lol
@bargaintuesday812
Жыл бұрын
@@shmegma4371 Sounds like you have a bad case of Biden Derangement Syndrome! Sleepy man bad!
@shmegma4371
Жыл бұрын
@@bargaintuesday812 lol he definitely isn't good. None of em are
Oh Bill, used to be funny but now is a sell out. Sold his soul.... For what a few years of money & fame? Sad. Very sad.
I guess this was enjoyable until 5 mins. In in Trump vs. Biden
@brandynmb9890
Жыл бұрын
Cry about it
@christopherallen9580
Жыл бұрын
Trump Biden baby ice ice
@wakenow7612
Жыл бұрын
@@brandynmb9890 all politics are a false paradigm. Illusion of choice. Cry about it.
@rogerwilco1777
Жыл бұрын
that joke was harmless and lasted like 15sec, go roll coal on a prius somewhere and pretend its ole billy turncoat
my folks would always start with I have a bone to pick with you. I wonder did the Asian parents say I have a rice to pick with you. ?
spices black golf and leons s kennedys hair
Ya i told everyone that philly would underestimate wash and pay for it lol
Just befloriduh lol I hear u bout being sick too dude the flu sucks ass