Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning 11-17-22

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Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs.
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00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast:
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01:23:25 - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks
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  • @huggablecat9456
    @huggablecat9456 Жыл бұрын

    Ol Billy Bronchitis

  • @Rizlack
    @Rizlack Жыл бұрын

    The mutual respect between Bill and Joe was really cool to see

  • @Skizzores
    @Skizzores Жыл бұрын

    Sounding better Bill. I went to the docs with some similar, he said ‘flu?’ And I said ‘no, I came by bus’

  • @derpmcgerp8062

    @derpmcgerp8062

    Жыл бұрын

    *buh-dum-tss*

  • @timbluefeld1830

    @timbluefeld1830

    Жыл бұрын

    At least you didn’t come in the bus😂

  • @loveit7484

    @loveit7484

    Жыл бұрын

    HA!

  • @HazMatt88

    @HazMatt88

    Жыл бұрын

    Booo

  • @JustSumRando

    @JustSumRando

    Жыл бұрын

    Oohhh Jeeeezzzuz!

  • @kryptico2240
    @kryptico2240 Жыл бұрын

    Joe is so sweet and Bill is so angry. It makes for such a fun listen

  • @Gh7stx
    @Gh7stx Жыл бұрын

    "just checkin in on ya and all that bullshit" yes Bill that bullshit is necessary, thank you for checkin in on us

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 Жыл бұрын

    Bill's ADD shows through a lot with Joe lol

  • @Los47

    @Los47

    Жыл бұрын

    It got a bit annoying but funny 😂

  • @loveit7484
    @loveit7484 Жыл бұрын

    Very cool surprise, chatting with Joe Perry.

  • @davidperez5089

    @davidperez5089

    Жыл бұрын

    I wouldve preferred Joey k. Meself. Joe's a db I'm sorry to say. Stick with drummers Billy!

  • @FBcruzz
    @FBcruzz Жыл бұрын

    Even Bill doesn't know what day it is anymore...😂

  • @KK-kz7ht
    @KK-kz7ht Жыл бұрын

    Hey Bill, just saw ur show in Orlando. Absolutely great. My first live Burr show. Thanks so much! My apologies for the drunk ladies we all heard down front rambling on as you were speaking about the great Bob Saget. The 18k packed arena was absolutely quiet until that quiet was broken by those bubbleheadz chatting up loudly. Incredible. Oh well.

  • @jayxx9297
    @jayxx9297 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Bill Burr has heard any cardi B song is just hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AS-gz8oe

    @AS-gz8oe

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s huge. I’d be way more surprised if he hadnt

  • @SubnetMaskedMan
    @SubnetMaskedMan Жыл бұрын

    "I can tell you this, do not ever use tumeric in your life and then go commit a crime" - Bill Burr 11-17-22 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, I laughed so much out loud when I heard that, only Bill could word something simple and turn it into advice on life events!!!

  • @AHighlander

    @AHighlander

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahaha same. Felt like a Simpson character first time I used it.

  • @jd26243
    @jd26243 Жыл бұрын

    whoever does the thumbnail is a genius

  • @DivineBanana
    @DivineBanana Жыл бұрын

    Never thought Bill would be able to say "Dick Buttkiss" so much without even chuckling.

  • @Asyl2030
    @Asyl2030 Жыл бұрын

    Hands down you are the best comic!!!!

  • @noshowjackie
    @noshowjackie Жыл бұрын

    This is typical Bill. Listenable, enjoyable. Sports!!! And pwollllitics ☕🎼🎶

  • @irietropicals4255
    @irietropicals4255 Жыл бұрын

    Bill saw ya in Orlando. You’re an animal. Loved the show brother

  • @lisapa297
    @lisapa297 Жыл бұрын

    The part about the hair, bless the wives who live with men with the comb overs lol, I agree!! I always wondered how they could , no offense, but really what are those guys thinking, don't live in denial, just shave it off! And the guy who had a local newscaster haircut with the bangs and cowlick and how he was staring so hard he had to get out of there before he got into a fight lmfao!! Bill you're a gem!! You left us dry though, wish you could've taken a photo! I need the visual lol

  • @benejeneb
    @benejeneb Жыл бұрын

    Just shows being a guest on a show can be really difficult. Respect for Joe Perry for doing it

  • @billmoyer3254
    @billmoyer3254 Жыл бұрын

    I'm an hour north of Jacksonville and it's going to be 35 tonight. Bring your jacket Billy Boi!

  • @ianmurray4081
    @ianmurray4081 Жыл бұрын

    Tumeric and cinnamon powder in my coffee maker, brewed through to make a tasty morning pick me up. Great as always, cheers 🍻 take care and stay frosty ☃️🇨🇦🫡🇺🇸⛄️

  • @AHighlander

    @AHighlander

    Жыл бұрын

    Turmeric in coffee, eh? Odd yin, but will gie it a bash..

  • @dkoli
    @dkoli Жыл бұрын

    No bill, there's absolutely a chip shortage 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackscratch785
    @jackscratch785 Жыл бұрын

    Once a Man starts talking about "tumeric", then you know that the women in his life own his Balls.

  • @Silence_Duder_Gooder
    @Silence_Duder_Gooder Жыл бұрын

    I hitchhiked from L.A. to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida three times back and forth when I was 17-to-21. I know EVERY SINGLE EXIT between both places.

  • @gongqi67
    @gongqi67 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Ol' Orangesinululious.

  • @alyandjake9090
    @alyandjake9090 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Bill just saw you at the Hertz arena in FL. Amazing set im so thankful to see you live!

  • @invincibleluis
    @invincibleluis Жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah. Have a good weekend everybody.

  • @stevegass3224
    @stevegass3224 Жыл бұрын

    Who remembers back in the early & mid 80's the radio rock station .. METAL SHOP "The only show with teeth" ? LOL

  • @eliafuimaono94
    @eliafuimaono94 Жыл бұрын

    My coffee routine is so simple and meditative why bill gotta turn it into a crack smoking ritual lol lil sugar lil milk *electric guitar rock n roll riff*

  • @ComedyCalamity
    @ComedyCalamity Жыл бұрын

    Trump and Biden 😂 the battle of the old MTFers

  • @rickbangkok
    @rickbangkok Жыл бұрын

    Sam Huff! Go Skins! RIP. RFK Stadium with the lower bleachers shaking during rallies.

  • @arkoprabhosadhu6738
    @arkoprabhosadhu6738 Жыл бұрын

    just begin having tea.. take any good tea, indian tea is string so that is better..crush some pinch of ginger and mix it with the tea..your throat will feel better for sure

  • @willbigcrow6609
    @willbigcrow6609 Жыл бұрын

    Classic Bill. Conspiracy bilderberg meeting and football.

  • @elcuete
    @elcuete Жыл бұрын

    that beuh beuh us old as hell boii. That was the shit bck in tge day

  • @sixxjones3271
    @sixxjones32712 ай бұрын

    Old billy freckles got a weak immune system there 🤢😵‍💫

  • @yesssirr987
    @yesssirr987 Жыл бұрын

    you sir, are cultured

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    "Nineteen microchips in me" sounds like a bland microwave🙋🏼‍♂️ meal, when you're half-living-your-best-life in illonois🤒🤧

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    17-22 and 1 means you're 40 grand down, Paul 😂👍🏽

  • @bobl6139
    @bobl61397 ай бұрын

    Paradise is still there now has. Balcony.

  • @MylezNevison
    @MylezNevison Жыл бұрын

    Bill must really be ill to miss this Monday's podcast

  • @bonniewingard9771
    @bonniewingard9771 Жыл бұрын

    Six🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 tangerines, will do it!

  • @Militaria_Collector
    @Militaria_Collector Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like you're getting over the Wuhan flu

  • @JordanMazzitelle
    @JordanMazzitelle Жыл бұрын

    Man I’m ready for some mean tweets and cheap gas 😮‍💨

  • @birdie6091
    @birdie6091 Жыл бұрын

    Yo I fucking love Bia too, she is lit

  • @Jettingred4
    @Jettingred4 Жыл бұрын

    Best remedy old Irish thing since age 4 …..big mug boiling water double shot of whisky, honey, lemon! Basically it’s the poor man’s NyQuil! Coverup yourself until you melt (sweat it out) TADA all better! Leave it to us Irish to find a cure for anything with booze in it😂Feel better!

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    Anything better? Yes. If you use italian medicine - 'cough-cough..hocc-hocckey'

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    Decan Jones sounds like a pastor outta pensilvania😲

  • @brettlawson9488
    @brettlawson9488 Жыл бұрын

    That's right Joe,Stones are the best!

  • @adamfortune3574
    @adamfortune3574 Жыл бұрын

    I remember when Jack Tatum, Raiders safety, hit and paralyzed Darryl Stingley. Nickname was The Assassin. Said in his book he always aimed for the head.

  • @bringinfunny1

    @bringinfunny1

    Жыл бұрын

    People say Tom Brady would still be the GOAT back then. He would have been one season and done with his puny ass.

  • @nicklacroix5728
    @nicklacroix5728 Жыл бұрын

    Ol' ASMR Billy

  • @dukelegend123
    @dukelegend123 Жыл бұрын

    Are you making another season of F is for family?

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    🙋🏼‍♂️Hey, Father Freddie Christmas🇮🇪🎅🏻

  • @tyrelltyler1430

    @tyrelltyler1430

    Жыл бұрын

    Q. What did Freddie leave out for Father Christmas in LA? A. Cough medicine coz he was a 🗣Junkie

  • @tyrelltyler1430

    @tyrelltyler1430

    Жыл бұрын

    🏄🏻‍♂️🌴🎅🏻

  • @RareAirTwo4
    @RareAirTwo4 Жыл бұрын

    Nice to see Billy defeat covid city once again.

  • @christopherallen9580

    @christopherallen9580

    Жыл бұрын

    covid-22 variant 911

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok Жыл бұрын

    Sounding better Bill Bo Jangles!

  • @drunkpaulocosta

    @drunkpaulocosta

    Жыл бұрын

    Hardly. He sounds stubborn

  • @LoyalOpposition
    @LoyalOpposition Жыл бұрын

    RIP Mort Sahl

  • @knight_dragon_5r159
    @knight_dragon_5r159 Жыл бұрын

    Why no one told me that bill has a podcast

  • @danmayberry1185
    @danmayberry1185 Жыл бұрын

    Joe Perry's book better than Tyler's, IMO. Honest AF.

  • @vegamedina289
    @vegamedina289 Жыл бұрын

    Detroit has lions tigers n redwings all champed in same year

  • @danflak2370

    @danflak2370

    Жыл бұрын

    Lions??

  • @bennybonilla2864
    @bennybonilla2864 Жыл бұрын

    Did bill get covid again?

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    What's going on, Bill? Nine holes is only half a 🗣Cigar Even if you did borrow her 🗣Car!!

  • @playforlifesharelifeandexp1466
    @playforlifesharelifeandexp1466 Жыл бұрын

    You said "ahhh" and "ummmm" 50 times in like 10 minute's, easy buddy, we are starting to wonder! Christ!

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Жыл бұрын

    🙋🏼‍♂️Hey, Boston Bird Flu aka Bozzie Bird Flu🙋🏼‍♂️

  • @anthonycoleman5524
    @anthonycoleman5524 Жыл бұрын

    Bill I don't know how to get this question to you or if you will notice it on your comments but I got a question I want to ask you.. what do you think about NFL players and touchdown celebrations or first down celebrations? Dyou think they are sometimes over excessive or too much? Lol just wondering your thoughts on that.. there has been a ton of hilarious celebrations over the history of football.. take care..

  • @CHill-42
    @CHill-42 Жыл бұрын

    The car chip shortage at least partially true, unlike the whole gas debacle. China still shuts down entire cities/neighborhoods for a couple of covid cases so factories haven't been producing for a lot of the past 2 years. However car companies are using this as an opportunity to raise prices "until chips are back to normal" but chips have been back to normal a couple of times throughout the past 2 years and they never dropped prices.

  • @bonniewingard9771
    @bonniewingard9771 Жыл бұрын

    .. that's all you need.

  • @BEEFSERPENT
    @BEEFSERPENT Жыл бұрын

    Ugh already lmfao and hurting cuz i keep coughing lol

  • @Los47
    @Los47 Жыл бұрын

    Let the guest speak 😂

  • @davidlowe3460
    @davidlowe3460 Жыл бұрын

    I'ma Yankee doodle dandy

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 Жыл бұрын

    Yo is Glen Wesley really his uncle??

  • @shawn7889
    @shawn7889 Жыл бұрын

    I swear these are getting shorter and shorter.

  • @chrispfuhl5822
    @chrispfuhl5822 Жыл бұрын

    What kind of truck is he getting?

  • @antoniomontesinos707

    @antoniomontesinos707

    Жыл бұрын

    F-250 regular cab short bed

  • @christopherallen9580

    @christopherallen9580

    Жыл бұрын

    super expensive

  • @chrispfuhl5822

    @chrispfuhl5822

    Жыл бұрын

    @@antoniomontesinos707 wow

  • @chrispfuhl5822

    @chrispfuhl5822

    Жыл бұрын

    @@christopherallen9580 i guess old freckles is planning to tear things down with the machine

  • @bargaintuesday812
    @bargaintuesday812 Жыл бұрын

    Turmeric tastes good but has no real health benefits.

  • @AS-gz8oe

    @AS-gz8oe

    Жыл бұрын

    It contains church in which is has significant anti-inflammatory effects in the body.

  • @AS-gz8oe

    @AS-gz8oe

    Жыл бұрын

    Curcumin

  • @tommyg3092
    @tommyg3092 Жыл бұрын

    Comment

  • @HullHouseProductions
    @HullHouseProductions Жыл бұрын

    Bill still bitter about that loss to Eli Manning

  • @4realtime783
    @4realtime783 Жыл бұрын

    Is billy ebola Mia?!

  • @TheDyouree
    @TheDyouree Жыл бұрын

    For the love of God put it on SoundCloud

  • @qualm43
    @qualm43 Жыл бұрын

    Still sick? Be sure to get your 5th booster!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @wakenow7612

    @wakenow7612

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't wait for my 50th boost. Because of the effectiveness 😂🤙

  • @qualm43

    @qualm43

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wakenow7612 Bill also wears his mask while walking his dog LOL. Watching Bill evolve from CT to NPC has been fun.

  • @slickpick555
    @slickpick555 Жыл бұрын

    Billie ebola

  • @rudobuquadrant
    @rudobuquadrant Жыл бұрын

    Oi!

  • @mikeformisano764
    @mikeformisano764 Жыл бұрын

    Funny thought... how did they gas millions of people in a room with wooden doors?

  • @christopherallen9580

    @christopherallen9580

    Жыл бұрын

    precisely?

  • @IamProFish

    @IamProFish

    Жыл бұрын

    Wtf?

  • @MynamesnotLisaitsJudy
    @MynamesnotLisaitsJudy Жыл бұрын

    Oh Billy. Get yourself hydrated with the travel. Get that blood flowing and phlegm out. Worried about you. Get some NAC, helped us here. Take care.

  • @thanelawson2808
    @thanelawson2808 Жыл бұрын

    I get Bill has to be supportive of Dave Chappelle, but how does he think Chappelle's being shutdown? He just hosted SNL. I can't look anywhere without seeing or hearing what that guy says. And also, Dave is obviously intelligent, so conspiracy Bill Burr, you don't think he knows what he's doing? I don't agree or disagree with Chappelle's poltics or whatever, I just don't think he's funny anymore. Don't know how a professional comedian can watch that last Netflix release. It just wasn't funny. It's like Lenny Bruce reading his court transcripts.

  • @mercedesmaguire1413
    @mercedesmaguire1413 Жыл бұрын

    I fucking LOVE ya ❤️🔪

  • @rruss2225
    @rruss2225 Жыл бұрын

    Biden-Fetterman 2024. Its a No-Brainer

  • @shmegma4371

    @shmegma4371

    Жыл бұрын

    No brainer is bidens nickname lol

  • @bargaintuesday812

    @bargaintuesday812

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shmegma4371 Sounds like you have a bad case of Biden Derangement Syndrome! Sleepy man bad!

  • @shmegma4371

    @shmegma4371

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bargaintuesday812 lol he definitely isn't good. None of em are

  • @rebeccafantstegall1899
    @rebeccafantstegall1899 Жыл бұрын

    Oh Bill, used to be funny but now is a sell out. Sold his soul.... For what a few years of money & fame? Sad. Very sad.

  • @kingofrock8428
    @kingofrock8428 Жыл бұрын

    I guess this was enjoyable until 5 mins. In in Trump vs. Biden

  • @brandynmb9890

    @brandynmb9890

    Жыл бұрын

    Cry about it

  • @christopherallen9580

    @christopherallen9580

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump Biden baby ice ice

  • @wakenow7612

    @wakenow7612

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brandynmb9890 all politics are a false paradigm. Illusion of choice. Cry about it.

  • @rogerwilco1777

    @rogerwilco1777

    Жыл бұрын

    that joke was harmless and lasted like 15sec, go roll coal on a prius somewhere and pretend its ole billy turncoat

  • @bobbafeit8389
    @bobbafeit8389 Жыл бұрын

    my folks would always start with I have a bone to pick with you. I wonder did the Asian parents say I have a rice to pick with you. ?

  • @jonny_codphilo7809
    @jonny_codphilo7809 Жыл бұрын

    spices black golf and leons s kennedys hair

  • @BEEFSERPENT
    @BEEFSERPENT Жыл бұрын

    Ya i told everyone that philly would underestimate wash and pay for it lol

  • @BEEFSERPENT
    @BEEFSERPENT Жыл бұрын

    Just befloriduh lol I hear u bout being sick too dude the flu sucks ass

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