Time stamps: 00:00 - Intro ( summer is not over yet) 1:34 - Boomers as parents 5:00 - Jeffrey Epstein talk 6:42 - History of mixed martial arts 16:00 - Billy red balls watched The day the 60s died 25:45 - Some more great ad reads 36:12 - Transition to Billy's greatest hits 38:01 - Bill sings about Canada 39:53 - Women should stay at home ( im sure Nia loved that one) 46:09 - Montreal comedy festival 1:01:23 - Email from a braud (comedians are just whiny bitches) 1:05:08 - Email from a gay guy 1:07:31- Email asking for some of Billy's amazing advice for some weirdo sex shit 1:15:13 - Asking for advice on how to woo a girl featuring Nia 1:36:51 - Wet t shirt competition, overrated or underrated ? 1:40:34 - Gene Hackman, underrated ? 1:43:37 - Joe DeRosa, underrated ? 1:44:47 - Chicks with big noses, underrated ? 1:46:26 - Nia and Bill argue if women should just be stay at home moms 1:54:04 - Outro song I love all you cunts, have a great day.

@Nerfherder3

4 жыл бұрын

Up you go!

@faithelenga3713

4 жыл бұрын

You are a hero

@scottshepardson9969

4 жыл бұрын

you're a saint

@bonghitsandlove

4 жыл бұрын

Awwh nice one, mate!.

@dumbeldore9067

4 жыл бұрын

Expecting you to do this every week now. Thx dude

cracks me up when Bill reads the advertiser instructions out loud "host to talk about a time when he hurt his balls"

@Djuntas

4 жыл бұрын

You always wonder if hes for real or just clowning for us :)

@jameschauvet3140

4 жыл бұрын

One of um almost leff the sac thereee lmao

Why I Love Bill Burr: He's who we all want to be. Not pretentious, or hate-fueled, or biased. Just a guy, doing his best to be honest to himself and others...And who could turn absolutely anything funny as hell.

9:21 “I’m just gonna go with this confidently, reassuringly and.. whatever the third word is that means confidently”😂

@jamesramirez5443

4 жыл бұрын

Do you ever do small l.a. things big fan just wondering

@jamesramirez5443

4 жыл бұрын

Does bill burr still do small venues

@jamesramirez5443

4 жыл бұрын

Lol bill burr is such a great guide for life lol of a decent asswhole

@danehales2021

4 жыл бұрын

James Ramirez I’m not sure I’m not from la haha.

“For Monday August 1st” Bill you just gave me a heart attack.

1:13:14 "in the background you hear *fapping sounds*" dude, that was so randomly hilarious I fell off my chair backwards laughing

@NicoleMarie.

4 жыл бұрын

Old Monk same

@kieran6417

4 жыл бұрын

Old Monk 😂😂

@timbelew7556

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I said exactly the same thing about the same part. I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@telephantasm4070

2 жыл бұрын

How did he even do that effect? LMAO.

WhAt ThE fUcK dId YoU dO tOdAy?” Oh I went shoppiiiiiiing...

@Alison_Faith

4 жыл бұрын

For meeeeeeeeeeeee

@moritzbierdimpfl7233

4 жыл бұрын

Gots me them booooots

@Ryfinius

4 жыл бұрын

saw this as he said it

You know what I’ve been into lately? Bridges 😂

@TheGosslings

2 жыл бұрын

Haven’t we all.

I know I'm blowing through the 60s but this is *essentially* what happened. Love ya Billy.

@bonghitsandlove

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't even mean that. Perfect ahahaha

3:50 Ernest Heamingway with the deamons in your head 😂😂😂😂

@spongeblonde1309

4 жыл бұрын

hdjadaj fdjhkfshfks What is a “deamon”? Lol 🤔

@hdjadajfdjhkfshfks4087

4 жыл бұрын

@@spongeblonde1309 😁

I’ve had a rough fucking day and listening to Bill ramble has made this shit so much easier to get through. Thanks Bill

@theaccursedj.e.2723

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Eddie

"Asians are the Italians of martial arts, except it's not food, it's fighitng." -Billy Deep Thoughts.

@HashashinHameed

4 жыл бұрын

Martial Arts was created in Africa, thousands of years before the 1st African migrated to the Asiatic region... Hotep!

@HashashinHameed

4 жыл бұрын

@Sam Choy You're Wrong, boy...kzread.info/dash/bejne/c3ymlsekedSYeLQ.html

@HashashinHameed

4 жыл бұрын

@abandoned failer Fake Account Trolls, Go Fuck Yourselves.......'You People',,,, LOL...They're your ancestors, too, dumb-asses....LOL

@TylerLyon

4 жыл бұрын

.

@xxDOTH3DEWxx

4 жыл бұрын

I knew this would be the top comment. Knew it

This was a great one. Almost ran off the road when he was talking about the 60s.

"Ol frick n'frack almost left the sack.."!! I am so envious of your wife and kid dude.. that they get to live with you and hear all the tangential, spontaneous and hysterical ideas that come from your brain.😂😊😂 you're the best man✌🍻

@rlm9898

2 жыл бұрын

E

Lex Luthor = mean Mr Clean, that was a good one

@baringozi2214

4 жыл бұрын

Idk if I can ever call him Lex Luthor again

@mindbonker

4 жыл бұрын

i know i can't @@baringozi2214

You are literally the best podcaster today. I love the content and i gotta give a watch to that 60's documentary. I love everything about the 60's.

@ClutchClick

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Bill Burr’s “Monday/Wednesday morning podcast” always on time billy

im in donegal and im tired at work everyday because of your videos keeping me up all night laughing lol

I wish I could forget what day it is, Bill's living the freakin dream!

I met Bill Burr. This is a true statement. We lived next door to each other until I moved. Too much Bill's not enough real money..LIKE GOLD lol

Buddy I'm a brown guy living in winnipeg mb canada born in bc... here cause of wife ... your the best thing since dave Chappelle thank you

19:40 funniest shit ever. The pretend wife slap hahahaha funniest shit ever

You know Bill's getting old when he is fascinated by bridges..

@TheAgentmigs

2 жыл бұрын

Not Jeff Bridges either.

1.30am just in time Billy boy! But I get the weirdest dreams sleeping to your podcast.

@landonic81

4 жыл бұрын

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@landonic81

4 жыл бұрын

GET ON IT!!!!!

@amateuranth2796

4 жыл бұрын

Were you being spanked?🤣🤪

@Basementjacks

4 жыл бұрын

@@amateuranth2796 getting spanked is weird to you, you must be the kind who is saying things like I love you, your hair is like the ocean, And traffic was bad but you had audio book on tape.

@amateuranth2796

4 жыл бұрын

@@Basementjacks what? Lol

"He needs to go out there and CRUSH SOME ASS!" Quote filed. 🤣

Lol im loving the peptalk for the virgin guy. You can hear Bill actually hyping himself up in the process lol.

Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art designed to fight government soldiers, it’s a fighting style combined with dance so people could openly practice the martial art in the streets without being discovered

@ws6tex

4 жыл бұрын

Mac & Cheese that was hilarious when he reffered to that

20:33 had me stopped what I was doing and just erupt in laughter

David Carradine on "Kung Fu:" Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... One minute left in the show... OK, go.

"walking around in their Nancy Regan suit, looking I'm doing stuff. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

28:00 most red pill best advice I have ever heard! This is my personal timestamp. I love you, Bill!

10:14 "First rule of fight club ..." Immediately came to the forefront of my mind.

Bill whispering "you gotta hurt them before they fucking hurt you" had me rolling lmao

Bill Burr brings u the essential 60's...available from time/life!

Hahah his bit on owning a business is gold😂😂

Hey Billy boo, right on time. That's my buddy 👍🤗

bill's hey maaan always has me dying lol

Jesus I never realized how short his attention span is😂😂

@williamsherman1089

2 жыл бұрын

Who?.........Oh yeah Bill Burr 😂

@YoutubingJason

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamsherman1089 is just saying she’s

Frick and frack almost fell out of the sack. Killed me.

Listening to this in 2022 laughing my ass off while taking a shower

1:25:57 "you have to get off that last skank like 'what the fuck am I doing'" me 😂😂😂💀

I love listening to you Bill. Your laugh is the best laugh ever!

Yo what’s the outro song? It’s pretty good

@FreshLikePack

4 жыл бұрын

yes whats the song please

Lets appreciate that Billy Bubbel Butt takes an hour two Times a week to record this to keep us fans Happy.

Bill Burr. You're much more than a comedian, you're a genius!

24:00 lol "you ain't f'n workin, just watch the episode"

Joe rogan reads Google and thinks he invented it 👍

@Subject__

4 жыл бұрын

hes white what did u expect

@eribertooooo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Subject__ Joe rogan is not white!! He's a fake Caucasian 😄

We me & my son love your podcast thank you for the smiles

I love these down to earth talks, godam I wish a few people did something like the bill burr podcasts

“Because of the demooooon!! 😂😂

1:09:30 Targaryans have wed brother and sister for centuries 😂😂😂😂

"sitting with the demons in your head" . instant kill

I enjoy your podcast, you have interesting thoughts. Have a Great day, or dont, I'm not telling you what to do. xD

It's always getting a like and a comment when it's Bill Burrs podcast.

Thanks for the pod casts

He always catches himself. I have never heard him mess up the Thursday Afternoon Right Before Friday Monday Morning Podcast.

30:05 do they take foodstamps? Lol 😂

drinking at close to 6am. i cant think of anything better to be tuning into.

Great job again Bill. Thankyou 👍

If he should ever decide to pick up an alcoholic drink again, Bill needs to be on "Drunk History."

Hey Reddy Mercury where is the Monday Podcast 08/05/2019?

@timothycormier3494

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Bertram same here man. That’s why I’m here. Found your comment. I don’t have any other social media other than KZread. Anyone know what’s up. Hahahah need my billy red balls fix

@losermcgee1318

4 жыл бұрын

David Kimowitz, a comedy club owner, was murdered over the weekend and Bill decided not to do a podcast so soon after. He said it on his Twitter. I don't know if that applies to the Thursday podcast though

@timothycormier3494

4 жыл бұрын

Loser McGee thanks man!! I don’t have Twitter. But I saw a reddit post from bill. Somthin about a tragic loss. Makes sense. Thanks again 👍

the guys you read adds for must laugh their asses off when they hear your reads, right before they cancel you lol.

Amazing how you can feel so confident in being able to predict Bill's comedic comments then he hits you with "It's like your balls are cutting weight for a fight" about naturally sweaty people based on an ad read. It's great to know that after years of listening he can still throw a line in a second that will make you howl.

Just write it off in your taxes next year☠️🤣

First asian baby boomerr: RIP Bruce Lee 1940-1973 From Seattle, WA. I get my facts from Bill. Bill who? The first white kamikazee from 1944. :D

@mattfraser9731

4 жыл бұрын

AJay The TeK A baby boomer was born after WWII between 1946 (when there was a boom on the amount babies born) - early 60s. Gen-Xers from mid 60s thru early 80s. Millennial douche canoes 80s until...I don’t care. Allen Pallin said so. Tell’em stevedave.

20:37 wtf 😂😂😂

The chemistry of bill n nia is so smooth and seamless, it's criminal.

n3xt Tuesday is my first open mic. im a lil nervous but more excited to start my bombing campaign! i look like a bill burr, stone cold steve Austin lovechild and im way less funny than a two story outhouse... hope this works lol

@th0uxan

4 жыл бұрын

good luck! go fuck yourself!

@nonofyourbusiness7631

4 жыл бұрын

Break a leg asshole

@evilbetty99

4 жыл бұрын

you guys made my day! lol

Thanks for the podcast Billy buccfoi.

The way he says it kills me! ...seems like a lot of extra metal.

The feet of furiousness brother you slay me keep busting it out

"you would get thrown in jail for doing something like that today" that didn't age well 😕😳🤣🤣

"Took out the ol' meat hammer and started banging some nails" 😂

This was a good one 😂😂😂

When the 2011 portion started playing, thought I was listening to Gavin Mcinnes there for a second

Greatest generation of warriors was the worst generation of parents lol

@landonic81

4 жыл бұрын

Sad

You talk so much that i am so happy to learn english, thank you

1:56:55 if that isn't some moody blues inspired shit, I don't know what is XD

Subscribed - not sure what took me so long!

Man that's exactly what my grandmother said, "the reason because the parents are both working "!!! She went through the depression but luckily she couldn't tell because they lived like you're supposed to.

13:06 “All those pretentious cunts who just look up shit” 😂 A Great comedian is one who makes you laugh at yourself. Thanks Bill.

First 15 minutes is like an episode of Drunk History. Jesus, Bill.

"Well, for meeeeeeeeee!"

Was having a fucked up morning.......after listening to this I'm good 😂😂😂 thanks Bill!

Hahahah Bill, Mia Is kicking your ass!

David Carradine is the father of MMA 😂😂😂

1:35:20 ...im not taking you to the movies...b l o w m e😂😂😂

"Lex lugorr" lol

Wow, I learn so many facts listening to you Billy 😐😉🤔😏😍

Love the show Bill keep up the good work!

Superb Bill!

September 20 is my birthday. Thanks for hyping it there Bilbo Ballsack. =)

Ol Billy History there!

Sounded like you really didn't know thee year there Bill LOL

The song is Mexico by Night Moves

*Nothin but net Nia* haha " #RelationshipGoals " though

Great 60s rant love it

01:20 he's talking about The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, and the song is "Fire"! Actually, I just saw him on tour singing with Carson Palmer

2 hours?!? You must love us bill...whattau aah faaaaaaag?

@Gomezio

4 жыл бұрын

Sam ...do you not understand his stupid play on words?

6 in the morning and I'm just hearing this woke me up out of a f****** sleep 😴