Monday Morning Podcast 10-1-18
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Bill rambles about the Forum, helicopter stunts, and going with your gut.
Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2
Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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"...I better say his name right... Ka-bib? " Oh, Bill.
@winkmurder
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to complain but it’s gold we get twice a week for free.
@elemu3653
5 жыл бұрын
Sitting Alone in a forest listening to bb. No regrets 🦇
@elemu3653
5 жыл бұрын
Whisky and smoking weed 🤣😍🤔
@CheefChaos
5 жыл бұрын
Free? His commercials are half the show now it seems
Sports starts at 14:45 and ends at 21:25
I feel checked in on all the way from KenyaaAAAAAH!
@kabziedanz
5 жыл бұрын
mah figga peace from south africa
@davidperez5089
5 жыл бұрын
Hows the weather over dere Clavers? How about the women?
@ClaversOdhiamboArt
5 жыл бұрын
David Perez they’re the same 😂 *”tremendously wet”*
@davidperez5089
5 жыл бұрын
NICE!!! Good intel-it will be filed.
@thekid4576
5 жыл бұрын
@@ClaversOdhiamboArt hahaha
Your happiness is transmitting through my phone. I’m smiling listening to you describe your success in this show.
@dannypayne
2 жыл бұрын
Same here, drummer too
Oh yea Tuesday night Monday morning podcast!
@raymond8875
5 жыл бұрын
Fat Tuesdays is open on not just Tuesday's. The Waffle House sells more than waffles.
The Tuesday just before Wednesday Monday Morning podcast
@danzaborski9236
5 жыл бұрын
supa villain lol
Actually, Bill, Ford's therapist said there were inconsistencies in her testimony compared to what the therapist was told.
Bill's constant goodfellas referencing during the mybookie ad read was gold
We LOVE u in DENVER. DIDN'T get to see you. Every show was Sold out, this is how Major you are! Your a GOAT. FIFF, PODCAST, PRODUCING, ACTING. YOUR THE WHITE, OLD, KEVIN HEART
Thanks for checking on us! you have a fan from Algeria !
I was at The Forum for the show front row center. It was amazing! Bill had me falling out of my chair 🤣
@xJovi21x
5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Grumps Did you see the guy sitting at the front that Bill called out during the show?
@deadlysinner1701
5 жыл бұрын
Was that you?
I'm sorry hearing Bill read adverts is hilarious! Especially with his BB comments.
Great show in Denvah Sunday night. Laughed so hard to tears, many a time
@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious show, shitty audience lol
@MarkSalhany
5 жыл бұрын
@@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax the audience was too high on the pots
@thekid4576
5 жыл бұрын
@@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax oh he's not like " should I worry should I worry "? ...7 minutes left !
All these people with the “hey Bill it’s not Monday....” I can just imagine Bill reading those comments and just shaking his head.
Sober October....? With Oktoberfest, pumpkin beers, Halloween, fall, etc.? Fuck that.
God damn, Bill's podcast is one of the most entertaining shows I look forward to
Happy October Bill!
Was waiting patiently for this. Thank you Bill!
Billy Boy is the greatest comedian of the late 2000's 2010's, and i don't even think its close. In Massachusetts he's a household name! Can't wait for the Garden on Friday!!
Zipppp.................RECOOTA!!!!
You make great points. Funny as hell.
I was at the Denver show he was talking about around the 10 minute mark. We were having a great time!
The Forum show was amazing!
Love the chinos commercial. He sounds like an alien who has just come to Earth and seen chinos for the first time.
Bookie pimp? Yo, I knew you were working for the mob. Congratulations on rocking out the Forum. Legendary.
Wen ur locked up n I can't wait to get released cuz u kno there's new podcasts to listen to as soon as u get home...
LOL! An advert for Monday.com project management software always plays on Bill's MMP videos.
Love the advice segment
Goin to see ol freckles thuraday I'm pumped
LOL...liked your Fly Like an Eagle version...LOL
You were great at the forum Bill!!
Denver Loves you!!!
It's so awesome Bill plays drums.
I actually got to meet Josh from QOTSA in the crowd after leaving your show bill!
"Those people down at the post office they are the salt of the earth" LOL
Ol Billy brass beard!
I can't believe I missed that Forum show cause I didn't want to go alone or deal with traffic. Ill kick myself over that for a while.
@noiserrr
5 жыл бұрын
i went and i can confirm it was incredible. i've seen him 2 or 3 times before and this was over the top the best one. you could feel how everyone was having a good time him especially. and dean delrey had everyone pumped.
CAN SOMEONE BE THE MVP AND TIMESTAMP ALL THE SUBJECTS HE TALKS ABOUT?? THANKS LOL
42:30 Bill realizes why we love him so much
Happy Octooooebuh
Bill on Better call Saul!!!!!!!!!
@CorporalPoon
5 жыл бұрын
he was never on better call saul
@blazodeolireta
5 жыл бұрын
I should have said: we want Bill on BCS. Thanks +CorporalPoon.
@InnerDness
5 жыл бұрын
Well, Patrick Kyubi was hire by Saul after he had become Saul Goodman. Bill would look kind of weird as an okder young Pat Kyubi straight from Boston
@blazodeolireta
5 жыл бұрын
+Bob bobson I know man, maybe he can be, as Huell, a dentist's asset(SPOILER now that Huell is off) hired for a job. But as ol'Bill said in the recent Comic-con, they'll need to increase the "hair budget" for him ;)
We came to the Forum from the UK to see you, well not just for you as we were there already in LA. We were still laughing at the airport on the way back 😉
Yaaaaaaas! It’s nearly thursday!
Love from Kansas City. Im drinking too
You kicked ass at denver man!
The oj bit is gold
Bout time Billy, we thought you went missing!
@CrazedTeenz
5 жыл бұрын
delete your stupid ass comment
Great show last sunday Billy! Despite the high audience showing up 10 minutes late
the plane thing, yeah its possible, pilots in ww2 used that technique to flip v1 doodle bugs, they'd stick a wing under the v1's wing and tip it until the gyro tripped out
Bill justifies not watching a single second of Kavenaugh's testimony by saying he "just watches the highlights".
@wheelz314
5 жыл бұрын
I think he said he *could* watch the highlights, not that he actually did
@LarsLarsen77
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that would be way too much effort. Might as well just let the media spin it for him.
SPRINGFIELD!! Can’t wait !!
Bill I can't wait to see u in Springfield on October 4th
Where does he post the links (or at least the titles) of the KZread videos he talks about?
See you in Springfield Thursday!
Sober October til its OVA!
I got on this shit before the thumbnail loaded like a hungry comedy Oliver.
100% agree about the Guinness thing...
15:39 bill says "for all extensive purposes". Lol
@darkstar4450
5 жыл бұрын
He's not a self proclaimed dope for nothing
You'll do nuthin!
I hope this is the real Bill Burr's channel. Been subscribed to a few fakes lol
3:10 we call it a "squeeky bum" moment in the UK.
"I don't know where ya from with that Transylvanian accent" probably Transylvania Billy boy.
Bill, do you normally refer to pants in the singular? Your favorite pant?
i never thought i would some day listen all alone at home to someone reading advertisement sitting all alone at home !... the first thing i will buy in america is Miandees i swear ( is that right?)...
I was there friday. First time seeing him live. Killed it. Fucking cheeks were hurting after
With passwords, nothing beats good old paper and pen. Write 2 or more passwords on paper add some random numbers there you go. Hide it where only can access. Don't save anywhere on digital platform.
Bill burr is the realist
Billy Blue Nuts just checkin in on ya!!!!
Do you realize! A Flaming Lips reference...Good on ya Mr. Burr.
Did you say "For all extensive purposes" at 15:58, Bill?
He records his podcast Monday available to everyone by Tuesday!
#ZIPRECRUITER must *NEVER* go away!! Bill made them famous!
Billy Boy, come back to Denver, PLEASE. Literally FIFF biggest Fan. We'll see u on the flip side. "Bill Burr is the Old White Kevin Heart" that's funny.
23:38 lmao
O'l red pickle my brotha ur the GREATEST!!
Jimmy kimmel - mean tweets. Those are fuckin hilarious
You have to use a capital letter on first letter. For password if it was capitol when made
Yay hey Bill
Where is the link for the CHOPPA in T2?
Big Billy Bald Boy checking in on us..at 6:30 tuesday afternoon.. Just busting your bald balls i know time zones exist, love and appreciate what you do!
Ol Billy Pond Hockey
46:00 and they still look TERRIBLE x'DDD that one got me.
Was this live on monday
Sober October?! Are you fn crazy? Just got the bill for summer vacation! Next, Thanks Giving, then FUCKING Christmas??? I'm staying drunk till Easter!
Fuck no I don’t let ppl tell me what to do lololol
Damn Daywalker with Ginger-vitis cant get the days right....what are we comin' too!
@sethskinner
5 жыл бұрын
This is a KZread upload. Listen on an actual podcast platform if you want it Monday.
You forget that when ever Fitzpatrick starts he fucks up
Sober October must be a SoCal thing. the weather's nice all year there. The reason you can't stay sober in Boston is because it's in the northeast, we're either partying cuz It's one of the few times per year when it's nice out, or we're drinking so the shitty weather doesn't bother us as much.
Old Freckles…..still got it
Billy w hair again would be hysterical. Just have him come out on stage w a big orange Afro
51:00 My favorite videos I've seen of this are where people just chuck the thing and they cut to someone just flipping a bottle once off camera like it's magically landed like that. Gets me everytime. Like someone just throwing a bottle out of a moving car going 60mph and they have it landing in the grass on the lid or some shit and it cuts back to everyone in the car cheering or something like that. It just looked like someone about to liter and then bam it's a water bottle flipping video. Idk a guy did this with the new iphone and that shit had me laughing so fucking hard. Idk what to search for to find it because I just saw it in my feed but yea... dumb stuff on the internet ftw.
extensive purposes, never heard that one lol
26:18 haha
Its possible to do that with the plane. But its almost like smashing to empty beer cans together. Highly unlikely though.
0:09 Too late :( Drank a 40 yesterday and half way through one today. My GF is moving in with me next month, stressin' me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D
3:52 actually she is from Brooklyn
Hey bill, As for your question involving if that could happen in American made. that could happen like that, but there will be damage. Plus, the Bonanza (single engine one.) has wing tip fuel tanks, i've never hit one myself but i assume it wouldn't fare well. plus you may get a fuel leak which would be fun if they really did just use all that fuel in the night. TLDR: It would work and the planes wouldn't fall out of the sky. Commercial ME Pilot.
Ole billdaburrg group attendee
He arrived late, folks