His southern accent is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

"Lets talk footballllll...how bout them redd soxxxxz"

@mankittie8869

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao! I caught that. Classic.

'I autta get out of my pickup truck and show you what's what!' LMAO!

That rant at the beginning is gold. Accurate and brilliant.

@apksand9307

5 жыл бұрын

stephen schneider Who cares how you 'served'? Invading other countries and stealing their resources for rich white guys isnt heroic. And neither are you so stop drinking your own kool aid

@chentz2d552

5 жыл бұрын

Who cares about these dorks that signed away their rights to be a slave to the system... Forget them and Bill has good DAMN rants lol

@apksand9307

5 жыл бұрын

Chentz 2D Completely agree. They've been sold a myth so that they sign their lives away. They believe the myth is real and think they deserve adoration from us. Yeah... going in with superior weapons to blow up an undeveloped country so Rumsfeld can make millions. Real selfless

@chentz2d552

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why I don't care how they feel or how they "served" a false narrative... They decided to sign their life away and no one forced them, everyone would be "free" anyway without their help, it's all a sham to control people.

@SambaAndSimbaKing

5 жыл бұрын

Not like countries haven't been invading each other for centuries...

The ONLY time I don’t skip through ads is for the bill burr podcast. He somehow makes ad reads very entertaining.

Why isn’t this podcast earning more credit than it deserves He actually makes me wanna listen 👂

You killed in Vegas!! Best show ever 90 consecutive minutes of laughter

@lawsonone6015

5 жыл бұрын

sad i missed it

The first 5 minutes of this podcast broke my face 😂

Greatest intro ever LMAO!!!

Killing it this week!

Been searching for this episode for weeks... BEEEESSST EVAAAH 😂😂😂😂

All of the people in Philadelphia quaked in fear when they heard you say the name of their cesspool of a city.

MUCH LOVE for the Chilled Cow shout out. Them's my jams..

at 0:57 Bill does an almost perfect Abe impression from Abes Odyssey

@chentz2d552

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO perfect!!!

I love you, Bill Burr.

Lets talk football. How about those red socks😂😂

@rosscollins6767

5 жыл бұрын

Red SOX! At least spell it right. Thank You.

“ cuuunnnnnn.... T!” Lol

Man, this made me laugh hard.

Oh Bill with fire from the jump 😄

16:30 no Billy Orange Balls I never thought I would

Great podcast...old Billy smoothie nuts in rare form!

Just discovered this podcast, my hero

@lawsonone6015

5 жыл бұрын

Congratulations and welcome!

BILLY HAD A TRAMP STAMP IM FUCKING DONE LMAOOOOOO

Bill here's to hoping you actually read this but if you wanna stop getting bit by mosquitoes or any such bug take vitamin B12 I start taking it a week before camping and continue taking one a day while camping and I never have a problem. Hope this helps it works for me and all my friends.

Two pop tarts and a donut!!!! Hahahahahah holy shit

Billy "Butcher Box" Burr. Butcher Box, sounds like my ex's SnatchOLA! I❤BB&BB

Stepping on a bald eagle lol

..my BDAY! ..love it! ..saw The Meg.😲👌

im only 4 and a half minutes in and you already made my day

Bill roasting the fat people in Houston made my day

bill burr is on it youtube everything you don't know hahaha

Ol' Billy the Busboy/dishwasher/line 'chef'

I missed listening to you Bill and even though you ramble on and on about sports (we dont even have american football, Im from Australia by the way) i enjoy your humour and your input, we are like minded even though im 26yrs old and your like 200 Keep up the good work, be well stay healthy 😀 I hope one day I can see you live PS. That doesn't sound like a mosquito bite 🤔

You are you! CRAZY!!! Great podcast!

Bill spitting the real Cooking up a meal Warning us to handle the steel...

Bill your fucking awesome dude!!! Shout out from Sydney Australia

Bill Burr looks like a bottle of milk that's been rolled through a Fanta factor in Germany - circa 1941.

@thezerk4181

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

Great intro

2:49-4:29 ABSOLUTE GOLD🤌🏼😭😂😂😂😂

We all saw you in the trailer. You can thank Mr Gillian for casting you in Breaking Bad.

Heyyyy Billy blue balls !

What a fucking legend

Fuckin' Freckle Face. We love you.

I am a proud cubicle dwelling listener!! ha!!

Awww i wanted him to talk about the louie ck situation ☹️

@justinred3382

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Lumbergh Louis did a spot at the Cellar the other day.

@mistermotorbanger8279

5 жыл бұрын

Because their friends Bill probably won't touch on it. Probably one of the few things he won't touch on. Just out of respect and to avoid some PC cry baby or feminist trying to throw bill into the situation in any way shape or form just because he spoke on it because you know he's going to defend him.

@ComedyJakob

5 жыл бұрын

@@mistermotorbanger8279 Well he said before that he hoped Louis would come back eventually I think, so I was hoping he'd talk about the update

@helter696skelter

5 жыл бұрын

Nawt to say about it: FREE LOUIE!

@mankittie8869

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's not going to say nothing about Louie... I'm glad that he won't. as it is there's way too many people talking about Louie right now, mostly good but still some bad. I honestly don't care what Louie did. Sure it's harassment but it's not like he drugged them and raped them. LOL

I just peeped the trailer and I spotted bald Billy

@carrrexx7190

5 жыл бұрын

Funny you said that because his baldness is spotted. Bang! Zoom!

That bread and circus comment is pretty ironic coming from you lol

Really need a link to those pork chops.

Ol Billy gimpanzee fancy pants just checking in on ya

Umm we Canadians celebrate it on September too so were with ya bill,now time to go chop some wood.

the last couple summers my ankles have been getting destroyed by mosquitoes. I wonder if its my blood type, medication im on, or bad luck. It looks like my ankles have a disease from the scratching/ scabs. I need that oxy 10, billbo

Sports ends at 30:00

@mankittie8869

5 жыл бұрын

Ty

@ShallowDepression

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@rosscollins6767

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, but I like the sports talk

What is the name of the ad that sponsors him that helps put your will together?

Bill's got cabin fever really bad, take a breath

Billy Bug Bite

Billy Band Boy Burr

Mayer..Meyer!... Mayeor??!

two minutes in and goddamit bill, you are a man among men.

His southerner impression sounds like an angrier version of Dana Carvey's George W. impression, but with 10 times better content

4:00 jeeeesus

when are you doing another stand up?

Good thing these ad's don't go on your car, mr NASCAR.

where can i download the oh jaysus ringtone?

Geaux Tigers!!

Billy Tuscan

44:32

Bill did ja wake up monday morning with hair??

39:30 to skip the sports

Hi Bill........ Hi Yoko (Nia)

They say 'it's a game of skill" on those sites because you don't need a gambling license for a game of skill. Gambling licenses are insanely expensive and prohibitive.

@iblamegravity1

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, he is aware! Lol It was a personal shot at an old sponsor that dropped him a while back because he kept talking about degenerate gamblers.

Hey bill if you want to have a good laugh go on “urban dictionary” look up “mantrain” you’ll laugh your ass off

*you can survive on one meal every 4 days* but you need water everyday, and i don't know about your metabolism but that'll be shot to shit and all that entails - sleep schedule, immunity, tiredness/restlessness. but it's possible, we're still living in the same hunter-gather bodies for millions of years and we had periods of starvation, that's why we store fat, starvation mode, hospital bed patients experience it often.

Speaking to Miami fans as a uga fan, mark richt is a great recruiter but somehow finds a way to squander nfl talent

True story: Bill was behind me on an airplane and I farted right on him. Greatest day ever 😂

@kieran8720

5 жыл бұрын

Unless he mentions it on here, he never smelt it

@thepro08

5 жыл бұрын

yes fukin douche psycho ... why bragging about farting on someone???

@trackman411

5 жыл бұрын

Yea......sure

@Sammyyups

5 жыл бұрын

The fuck is wrong with you bro?

@carrrexx7190

5 жыл бұрын

Was that before or after he inserted his ginger snap?

Dungarees ...

Here's a simple way to stop the itchiness and red bumps from mosquitoes. Burn it. I'm not joking. Take a lighter and run a few passes on the bite area until it's very uncomfortable (but not burning you). I do this maybe 6 times. (Currently living in a tropical country).

@stefanniko6686

5 жыл бұрын

Trying that next time I’m on holiday lol

I worked all Labor day.... And I'm union...

No sauerkraut? WTF bill.

Brady threw for 505 yards with ZERO interceptions. If he was getting picked off at the end of all his drives then maybe it wasn't the D -- but nope. That's beyond impressive and, I would imagine, beyond heartbreaking to Pats fans.

I remember the last time i saw a movie trailer. Oh wait.......no, I don't. But I'm sure bill was great because he's .........so great?

Please be on the h3 podcast Bill!!!!!!!!! BTW have a happy labour day!!!!!

@Theogvineofthedead

5 жыл бұрын

He is scheduled to be on next week

@SilencerXLR8

5 жыл бұрын

@@Theogvineofthedead oh shit this'll be awesome

@dprob1985

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Did you enjoy?? Bill made Ethan look like a show basement dweller lol. And this is coming from a fan of h3..their old wrk. The podcast has become a cucked shithole.

Billy-Boy talking some nonsense this time around. I'm laughing through my nose here at work.

*happy fuckin'* labor day

lol

lmfao

Hey, Billy Bob Baldy! Go out and dews something yews near done. Go see a barbah!😲

Thaipan Billy

Sports talk ends at 30:00

Did Bill Give up on F1? Monza was fun, what does the ginger think about Seb's spinout

@justinred3382

5 жыл бұрын

Simpson Sharing of course Hamilton wrecks Vettel with no punishment. Boooo

@lincolnmfalmeskych1

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinred3382 🤦, I'm just going to copy paste a comment I wrote on a different video

@lincolnmfalmeskych1

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinred3382 Autospot's Click baiting titles Suck!! Isn't it obvious the Ferraris lost the GP all on their own, as Nico said with someone like Hamilton you have to be perfect to win against him. 1st Vettel assumed Kimi would move out of his way going to turn one 2nd Vettel's impatience in accepting he had lots track position to Hamilton 3rd Ferrari forcing Kimi to do an impossibly long second stint by playing right in the hands of Mercedes' strategy

@justinred3382

5 жыл бұрын

Simpson Sharing I don't agree with your opinion and neither do a number of people. I'm guessing you're a Mercedes fan and obviously I'm a Ferrari fan.

@lincolnmfalmeskych1

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinred3382 obviously you are a Moron

Urban meyer got suspended because it was stated in his contract that he’s supposed to report any miscount or alleged misconduct that anyone under his staff or football program has been accused of. So since he didn’t he got suspended.. it’s stupid but since that’s what his contract said then the suspension technically is justified

Can I ask you some questions about the woman in your townhouse. nice stache Billy Big-Shot

Damn

i think it may be time to update your Monday Morning Podcast pic. this one is from 2013.

Bill. Can I come live with you for 33 days. You can be my mentor.

@westlisbon6307

5 жыл бұрын

I bet the missing question mark is killing you.

Is Bill actually the one who runs this channel?

@StephenAndrew777

5 жыл бұрын

That would be cool. But possibly not.

@Basementjacks

5 жыл бұрын

He mentioned before he only has a manager but he does most of the things himself.

@WTFIsThisGuyDoing233

5 жыл бұрын

He couldn't fucking figure it out. Dude barely can use a cell phone.

@kevinjung6130

5 жыл бұрын

FUCKOFFWITHTHEREALNAME accurate. didn't he talk about how he justifies paying fees for shit he doesn't use for years because he doesn't want to deal with people on the other end of the phone?

@landonic81

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's that Andrew guy. No way Bill has any idea how to upload to KZread

Lets talk football.... how bout them Red Sox!?!?!? Wtf Bill

I wonder if these comments ever get to bill? If they do then for the bug problem try putting a dryer sheet under your socks and hat. It repels bugs.

Fkn a off the hook from the start, love the shit talking

Bill Burr as the Bill Walton on the Celtics? Maybe more like Bill Hanzlik...

Flys like sugar or shit, and you are no lollipop.