Him screaming "Shortest Straw" after saying "Metallic" was single handedly the funniest thing i've ever heard Bill Burr do off the top of his head. That's some obscure shit.

Acetate

@justbreathe3130

6 жыл бұрын

Dude. Suck it up and take 2 NyQuil before you end up with strep. #gfys

@jackfahy2283

6 жыл бұрын

Ann Liddick speak American ya puff

@segamegadrive3903

6 жыл бұрын

She speaka no Americano

@ongobongo8333

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta acetate that cough

@jackfahy2283

6 жыл бұрын

ongo bongo asstate

Ayyy ol' Bronchitis Bill

@mitchellcumsteen9220

6 жыл бұрын

tehjamez Ol' Billy Bronze Beard.

This is hilarious! The bit about flying was genius!

That first class rant was hilarious

@ppumpkin3282

6 жыл бұрын

he’s got to get his own plane - like ron white.

Damn dude, still going even when sick. You're a beast Bill.

That was the most beautiful story about 1970 pan am first class bill... Well done

That airplane rant and the George Clooney bit were fucking hilarious "Am I supposed to feel bad for you? With your head full of beautiful salt-and-pepper hair"

Best Burr podcast I've heard in a while. I love a pissed off Bill Burr.

I was about to BOO that intro until he said "I'm still sick..." Feel better, Bill!

Absolutely love your podcasts, love you!!

Keep the podcasts coming Bill

I miss Bill talking about F1

@Gentamoru

6 жыл бұрын

That's the best shit! i didn't know he liked F1, now i want him to talk about it

@hiramabiff9545

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he honestly got me into watching f1 that and Mercedes

@lucassc.1669

6 жыл бұрын

He is going to Spain for the Spanish gp, well, he said he would

@dexraikkonen7

6 жыл бұрын

Yeahh he's missing the season of the decade, and nobody does a funny f1 comment like bill (even though he's not really into it).

@cody95

6 жыл бұрын

deks räikkönen exactly. F1 has been RIDICULOUS this year

Time for another episode of the Tuesday evening podcast 😁

@kilgoretrout6136

6 жыл бұрын

Rick Frye wensday afternoon.

"Rob Halford on the fourth of July". :D

@helpmenow7

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Tennant good one

As someone who actually is a farmer and actually DOES live near 2 packs of Coyotes, the guy claiming they don't run in packs loses his whole credibility and sounds like an anti gun hater with an agenda. While you don't need an AR15, shotguns are preferred, lots of people including myself have AR15's on our farms, most of the time we are using something higher caliber if the threat is a larger animal like bears, and shotguns for coyotes, there is no reason not to use an AR15. 223 and 556 is dirt cheap right now and super easy to reload. You know what isn't cheap? Feeding a 120 pound fucking dog (we have both, you have to protect the dog also sometimes which shows me again he doesn't fucking know what he is talking about) Also, please quit calling it a machine gun. It's not. It's a lower caliber weapon then the majority of hunting rifles, the only difference is the look/magazine size.

@andrewjames4783

6 жыл бұрын

And AR15's arent machineguns lol

@SlyRyFry

6 жыл бұрын

That's a legitimate reason to own one, but not when you're a highschool kid that's been investigated by the FBI

@captainbuzzkill4658

6 жыл бұрын

That's all well and good and I agree but that shouldn't be your only argument for owning a gun. We should also have firearms for protecting ourselves and our families from thieves and murderers. The police can't always be there. And lastly, this is the big one nobody wants to talk about, corrupt authority.

@masonrenaud8692

6 жыл бұрын

.22 is good enough, if you're good enough.

@kylewestenbay9757

6 жыл бұрын

Buying bullets is probably a lot cheaper than buying a good working dog, then getting its shots, then feeding it, and then taking it to the vet to get its wounds and rabies fixed up after an altercation with a coyote.

Thank you for the laughs.

7:17 that description is hilarious xD

Best rant ever!

I want to hear bill rant with a hip hop beat in the background. This one is too good.

Hope you get better soon Mr. Burr! 😄👌 can’t wait to see you in London and hello from south of france!

the first class bit is just pure Bill Burr gold

Cinnabon farts!!!!

When Bill starts using the C word, he's pissed lol.

It was a great show Bill. You were on top of it. Even with the "front row" people.

Dam, i love Bill.

It's obvious that New Mexico was talking out his ass. Just so happens that his only interaction with a coyote, his dog acts like goddamn Superman and saves the day. Referring to every rifle as a "machine gun" is like calling any car with 2 doors a race car. Killing coyotes to protect your herd isn't a sport like ol' boy asserts, twisting 2 different things as one. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some guy in an apartment in Connecticut.

@Lazymofos

6 жыл бұрын

Click Clack Bang Someone called an AR-15 a "Machine Gun" you can tell they have limited to no experience with firearms. You wouldnt call a Prius a Telsa would you? Would you call a socket wrench an impact gun? You wouldnt carve your Thanksgiving turkey with a plastic butter knife either. Regardless of what topic it is, if your want anyone to take your opinion serious and fabricate at least have your terminology in order.

30:08 "SHORTEST STRAWWW" Yesss \m/

Bill you fucking killed in Atlanta. Thank you. Hope you feel better soon!

Ayh thought you weren't doing one today glad you are.

haha bill is miserable in this one that airline rant fucking hell so funny

30:10 Bill got a taste of metal, then had to shout out Shortest Straw from Metallica XD

Cant wait too see u in dublin dude

lol, rob halford on the fourth of july? you can def see that at talladega, but you can also see that at venice beach ;-)

BBQ something-or-other... I gotta try that

Late or early still glad your doing this.

best dollar shave club ad

14:10 I love it. Only Ginja can make me laugh this hard nowadays.

Key&Peele did a skit about how long first class has to wait.

Back in the day about 20 years ago they had a rifle commonly known as a "rancher" rifle which was a 223 round semi automatic that people could by as an alternative to buying what's known now as an assault rifle. They used these in association with dogs to protect live stock. It's dumb to think that one animal can fend off several at once. I'm sure this guy or his dad had one of these said rifles in there home.

Love you.

Hey Billy Sniffles since you like to cook try making some homemade chicken noodle soup to help with your cold, also eat oranges or drink orange juice it works for me when ever I get sick or am about to get sick.

Wow. That 1st class rant is the funniest shit I've heard him say in awhile. He's the only podcast I listen too and even when it's average I enjoy listening to him because he reminds me of me. BUT- that whole bit was fucking EPIC. Thanks for the laughs dude.

Woooooooooooooo Burrs

He was sick with some audience interference and still put on a GREAT show!!!! Atlanta

at first your movie idea sstarted and I'm like ok oh god.... but than u went far enough than bailed...I laughed but was enjoying it wtf....

Get em Bill

30:05 SHORTEST STRAW HAS BEEN PULLED FOR YOU

Ha....Put a eight ball in your pocket

Good ol belated Billy

Billy angry flying ginger elite Burr 😂

Omg my day just got 100 times better

@kilgoretrout6136

6 жыл бұрын

ivan what happened???

@galactic_bear

6 жыл бұрын

Kilgore Trout uhm, nothing? It was an average day but it just got better

Ol' Ball Droppin' Billy

@reader88888888

6 жыл бұрын

Kollin Makanvand BillyBlueBalls

Dude you killed it in ATL

@mitchellcumsteen9220

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Cox When doesn't he?

@benjamincox4211

6 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Cumsteen ikr. were you there?

@mitchellcumsteen9220

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Cox I was saying ol' Billy always kills it.

@benjamincox4211

6 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Cumsteen he was great. We didn't have good seats but it was still an incredible experience

@themaverickswon

6 жыл бұрын

Im seeing him in July in Seattle. Couldn't get here sooner!

Kids get you sick a lot. People handling the child who are sick or school.

@kilgoretrout6136

6 жыл бұрын

DewkChronic I worked in a k-5 school...497 kids...it was a germ factory.

Bil's Frequent Freckled Face

Here for my weekly uncle Billy dose.

@GuyOnTheInternet53

6 жыл бұрын

Stay safe out there kids

16:34 not gonna lie that laugh was kinda cute

Bill should reconsider figuring out the frequent flyer miles.

When you gonna talk about GLASGOW Celtic instead of the Boston version red nuts Billy?

Ol Billy Boston Bombaaa

captain trips is gonna get ya

Anything on Force India?

LAY-DEE!

Really wish you'd consider recording video, as well.

Take some Contact Cold n Flu!

I will fly with Delta first time this month. Anyway, I loved this episode. :)

@reader88888888

6 жыл бұрын

Alina Ioana hmu

@alinaigrad

6 жыл бұрын

reader88888888 why?

@alinaigrad

6 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't? :))

@Dripdry74

6 жыл бұрын

Alina Ioana Me.

@alinaigrad

6 жыл бұрын

Keep it like that. ;)

I’m sure you would never want to use a neti pot

Many business passengers in Europe are resource pooling private jets. If managed properly and planned it‘s not much more expensive than commercial airline first class tickets. Using those private lease jets....you ARE the king of the tarmac, the flight will wait for you :)

try some chamomile Tea with Honey..

Talladega is a party track Billdo and the people were camping for a week they might be wearing camping/ party clothes.

In 1980 you were rich and flew first class. Now you have to own your own jet.

28:00

Minor threat! phish live shit is pretty crazy you might like watching their drummer ;) NOFX good punk too

30:07 lololol

Bill has Chemtrail Lung

This video hasn't even been up long enough forany commenter to listen through

@joepermenter7228

6 жыл бұрын

It's check out the big brain on Brad douche bag

Bout time Billy "Bypass"

Hungover musicians & class clowns :P

I always wondered is this affiliated with Bill Burr or is someone just uploading his vids to KZread?

@nicolchristopher6756

6 жыл бұрын

It has the verified check mark next to his name. He may not be uploading them himself, but' it's his official channel.

@Fubuuuuu

6 жыл бұрын

This is ole billy's channel

@a5noble2

6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit so I should stop flagging his videos then? jk but his podcasts are ripped off all over KZread (how I found this page btw) so if you wanna get youtube hero status, ie the mark of shame, you can go and farm those.

@a5noble2

6 жыл бұрын

I would go off the fact that I said jk in my post that it probably meant I was joking. And yes you can actually flag videos if they are illegally posted. Its actually a good thing to do as I'm sure Bill doesn't like other people making money off his videos. What you should be against is false flagging videos as a way of censoring opinions and ideas. And don't be the thought police, didn't bill say in this podcast if all our thoughts were out in the open then we'd all be in jail or something?

@THinleyDhendupTopper

6 жыл бұрын

you farmer lol

Delta has been doing crappy shit like they find a plane between two take offs and if the plane is half empty they mix everyone with the other two and give you a crappy seat

Ol' William Worcestershire I grew up in Mass and moved to the south in 10th grade..they where 3-4 years behind in science and math, it's a travesty...

Fuckin ahhh Days of Thunder and all that shit

Wheeeeeew BILLY killed Delta.

ol billy bantam balls

Dude do an interview with The Breakfast Club

@Fubuuuuu

6 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rangel that would be interesting

Billy Blue Balls! Come to Minnesota Fool!

@ultranitro437

6 жыл бұрын

Alien Intention if you have ever listened to his podcast most emails he reads people make up nicknames for him and this was one of them. Dipshit.

Bill, are sickness is in sync this last couple weeks. My doc gave me some prednisone for three days, boom, I'm up and around. I still feel like fucking gahbahge, however, I can't still make it to work.

another guy thinking an AR-15 is a military style machine gun.

@spaghettivase4808

6 жыл бұрын

matt abbiati it makes me grind my teeth every time they treat it like it's a gatling gun

@george32323

6 жыл бұрын

In truth though, it is a “military style” gun without the military usability and military parts.

@kilgoretrout6136

6 жыл бұрын

I know. It's so much different than a military grade AR 15

@mattm3023

6 жыл бұрын

matt abbiati I figured Bill would know that AR-15s are not automatic by now, but he's STILL assuming they are. And he's been saying stuff like that for months. How many anti-gun people think that AR-15s are automatic? I bet a huge portion

@smitty7326

6 жыл бұрын

"military style"? Yes, sort of. "Machine gun?" lol nope

So enjoy bill while you can sounds like he's got about two weeks to live with that cough

CINNABON FARTS

Old Billy red baws with his fuckin man flu....legend..

Genealogy

Here's a disease philosophy courtesy of Mr. George Carlin: "Your immune system needs PRACTICE". Don't take his jokes seriously though... had to pay that goddamn traffic ticket... oh well.

BAAALDD HEADED FFIIIRECROTCH CHECKIN IN ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kanye is simply trying to be EDGY MAN. I'd love to hear what Nia thinks about this bullshit, especially his statement about slavery was a choice!

@derikafriedrich9306

6 жыл бұрын

Well, if we're considering adults then you can choose to die free or live in slavery or struggle in slavery working to freedom or quietly relegate with submission. A lot of choices. Runaway slaves choose to attain freedom. But I can see a point where some people are so limited (through physical means eg chains, etc. and social means eg punishment toward others for your mistakes) the choice is extremely difficult to null.

Phish fans: you know the deal. Bills opening up and trying it. You know that everyone doesn't like it and it has to be. Not everyone is a Burr fan either but there they go, doin their thing. I can see bills giving it a go and I think I'd give a person space. I dig phish. I have seen this many times. You can't force stuff.

@BigWesLawns

6 жыл бұрын

"Wolfmans brother" from slip stitch and pass. A drummer is giving a song that may interest you. Bonham's my fav as well and maybe this may hit you in the right spot. Love the guitar & drum rapport in this one.

a funny one

Hey, what's goin on? Its Bill Burr and its time for the Someday Sometime Podcast. What's goin on? How are you?

What about earl Campbell