Monday Morning Podcast 7-1-19
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Bill rambles with Justin Long about 90’s Pride Parades, acting, and classic television.
Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2
Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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The way it fades out gave me a feeling warmth and great friendship , feels like they're walking away as buds as the screen fades to black. Don't know If it was intentional but it's a great ending to this episode.
Don't normally like when he does guests but justin long was awesome. They played off each other nicely.
@moonandantarctica2
5 жыл бұрын
Agree
@dingoog1
5 жыл бұрын
Same here. Gave it a few minutes and I was like they could do a talk show together
@tyler0896
5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck can you possibly tell? You can't hear a fuckin thing he's saying. It's bad enough there's about half as much audio coming through as Bill (whether Bill has it turned down too far or the guy doesn't know that he needs to be closer I don't know). Either way all you can ever hear from the fucken guy is "fth sth stt uft thhth ..... fuvv tuth frth fth fth"
I usually don’t like when you have guests but Justin long is so funny! You vibed well together, no awkward moments! 😂
Loved The "Sign--Off"....Two good pal's STILL chatting as if the Show Was Still Happening.....
It’s nice to hear that Frank Murphy and his son get along from time to time :-)
Justin is a true fan. And a great guest. Good shit.
My Mom saw the Rolling Stones on thier first farewell tour when she was pregnant with me...I turned 37 today.
@carrrexx7190
5 жыл бұрын
Gross! Mick Jagger and those lactating titties, there.
Don’t blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money.
@fatmunch6318
5 жыл бұрын
That’s what I said before I robbed that hooker
@noogie003
5 жыл бұрын
This is getting old lol
@crashdudes911
5 жыл бұрын
Thats from like a 2007-2008 episode haha
@mhks68
5 жыл бұрын
Throwback!!!
It’s not a Bill Burr podcast without 11 ads!
Nice fade out, one of the best puuodcasts in a while.
It’s hilarious when he says “the gays” 😂😂🤦🏾♂️ idk why. I fucking love this dude. Not afraid to show what half of us are thinking but won’t say anything
Completely agree. Was never a fan of hockey because I never played it since I couldn't skate. But Bill has gotten me into it. The league needs to bring back the tougness. BRING BACK THE GOONS
@MegaJollyrodger
5 жыл бұрын
The Blues kinda did that last season; I think mostly that role has evolved into the Power Forward. Gotta have a guy that do more to score and play D.
@MegaJollyrodger
5 жыл бұрын
@@gusklimt2031 True that
@jimjasper2824
5 жыл бұрын
BLUES BABY
That NBA off-season gay bit is the best thing I heard lol
@lawrenceville678
5 жыл бұрын
Yo, fuckin hilarious
He makes it so easy to want to voluntarily live my life and not drive into an embankment. Thanks again bill :)
@Nobodyyoucarabout
5 жыл бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto
@docjohnson1
5 жыл бұрын
Ban embankments
@calvinrivera49
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@richardjamesclemo6235
5 жыл бұрын
What i would say to the police He Was Dead When I Got There
@BIG_TOE
5 жыл бұрын
*RIP Tyler Skaggs* 🙏
Justin Long is a treasure
Thank you Billy Bad ass and Justin Long for an excellent podcast. You guys rocked it.
When Bill said, “He wanted to do it and he willed it.” I’m pretty sure I had a stroke laughing 😂
Not a word on Max Verstappen's great win on the RedBull ring yesterday. I was hoping Bill watched it and talked about it
Cool having Kevin on the podcast. Thanks dildos
Guests who watch the podcast are great! They let Bill riff and know when to chime in!
Can't wait for this to be animated
Thank you Bill, I listen to your podcasts everytime I can on my car when I'm stuck in traffic. It's always a BIG pleasure getting stuck in traffic now haha, please continue as much as you can. Greetings from Costa Rica
@aoclive6710
5 жыл бұрын
Costa Rica has roads and traffic ....
@psychochicken9535
5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@xxcriminartxx
5 жыл бұрын
@@aoclive6710 yeah little do you know, we do have and even more worrying we have third world traffic jam problems, so we can't get on time to our treehouse banana jobs 😂 gfy Also everybody knows how to put an auto to work, yet nobody knows how to drive one somehow
@pabster13
5 жыл бұрын
Costa Rica has phones?
@xxcriminartxx
5 жыл бұрын
@@pabster13 Hey brother! My name is Oscar Molina haha, and yup! banana phones 🍌 they're collected from the apple and samsung trees here lol
I'm with Justin, I wasn't raised with Hockey and never really got into it at all but I love the enthusiasm and excitement ol Billy Slapstick brings to it! Another great episode Bill!
That shit on the nba off-season was hilarious
You give me so much joy. It's amazing. Keep doing what you are doing. You are real and that's what I love. This is who you are and you don't need to pretend. Because you understand the world.
" You like the gays?" Bill lol remind me of my aunt and uncle in the 70s saying that.
Love the Bruins talk, FYI. Don't enjoy sports podcasts at all , but love BIll talking hockey. I was raised in Maine, so might be the reason.
the ending where you hear them talk themselves out of the studio, that’s art.
From a 50 plus family man.. I love you mr Burr.
Gotta love the natural progression of this duo. Bill's hot(bald)headed animosity & Justin's cool yet quasidouche dynamic works wonders. Be wild to see a evolution into a show something something The Long Burr show.
Hearing justin do a bill burr impersonation is probably the best part "Fucking segway there"!
I do enjoy Bill but i really love when multiple people are on. It just brings out more from each of them.
Bit late hearing this Podcast, but of all the guests Bill has had on, him and Justin just clicked so nicely! What a great episode!! Will certainly jump on Justins podcast and give a listen!
Justin really loves the Boston accent lol.
Great guest, great podcast. Be good to see Justin on again.
Love my podcast & I listen regardless of whether I'm interested in the the subject matter or not.. Bill, when you do that guilty pleasure laugh, I am forced to laugh just because your laugh cracks me up. Sometimes I listen & am appalled at what you're saying & you laugh & I think " that was just wrong" but you keep laughing & suddenly I'm joining in against my will... YOUR ENTHUSIASM & WIT ARE CONTAGIOUS!!! YIKES!
Bill's way of advertise is one of my favorite parts, "SHARISSS BERRIEESSS"
Awesome podcast! I can't wait for the new season of F is for Family!
Nice to hear Justins voice again, great episode!
Was channel surfing, saw Bill in the movie ‘The Front Runner’ (he plays a reporter with a thick mustash). It’s a serious movie...but everyime Bill came on screen, i couldnt help but think what was going thru his hilarious mind & was so thrown off by his serious character lol. That being said, if he wasn’t my favourite stand up comedian, he did a bang up jawb...but i’ve seen all his stand up special’s several times & always listen to the podcast when im cleaning/cooking..etc & laugh (me & Billy boy see eye-to-eye on 90% of things..plus he’s hilarious lol). I’d love to see him on a rated R comedy movie that suits his style if comedy!, he’d def. make a comedy movie classic!)
Sitting in the balcony smoking a stick after work listening to this chillin
51:56 "Hey he electrocuted himself! Tryin' to shave his balls!"
Was really hoping we'd get to hear Justin crack open a beer à la Dodgeball 😂😂😂
Justin Long was Awesome! Great podcast!
Bill you’re a maniac the way you kill these podcasts! I f killed at your level, I’d be on trial looking at twenty five to life.
Can't wait for season 4!
I thought Justin didn't know sports at first because how he kept responding. That was a 6th Sense twist.
Don’t normally like guests on the podcast but this guy was great.
Woah I just re watched waiting lmao awesome.
These guys have great chemistry! Bill be a good sport and share the spotlight with him more often here ;)
Normally I prefer just Bill, but Justin was cool. I didn't want beat him with the microphone, so that's good.
Loved the guest!
Justin Long is a good man!
I’ve listened to every single podcast too. From the gate
I was at the show this past Saturday...it was fantastic.
Now that's a great guest! I loved the show
Bill Burr you are my favorite comedian. Just saying.
Great podcast love justin long
Wow these 2 together were fkin great!!!
I lost my mind when bill said that about Tim Duncan. Spurs fan for life
Bill Burr and Justin Long? Fuck yeah!
Bill is the realest .
Ol freckles learned a new word. Eviscerated. lol
lmaoooo left the damn thing on
Bro i think your genius people don't give you the credit you deserve but your Awesome
I don't mean to overstate or exaggerate my thinking of the strength of this ep but it had an energy, enthusiasm not like any other in the podcast community.
I like the fade out ending. Sort of a theatrical flair there.
Yooo Kevin's dildo line fucking hilarious everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great podcast!!! Justin Kong is hilarious!!!
He willed it 😂😂😂😂
Billy Burr - The guy whose head has no furr is the Best Advertiser ever.
I like this guest
Bill turned me on to F1 last year. Im hooked!
@kayhoorn
5 жыл бұрын
Did he talk about F1? Time stamp pls
@amersleiman4120
5 жыл бұрын
Last year he tried to get into it, didn't stick
@mugshotmarley
5 жыл бұрын
@@kayhoorn He didn't, but it came to mind as my wife was annoyed about my F1 habits and wanting to go to the COTA Grand Prix in November. It all started with a random MMP where bill talked about trying to watch/follow F1.
Definitely evoked the fear of nicking my ball sack while shaving... "What's worse? A nick or a snag?" I'm getting manscaped today
yeah, that was great
Ol Billy Red Nuts and Justin Long Shlong
Not fancy Thursday this week Bill?
@maxand.1462
5 жыл бұрын
good ol' Billy 4th of July day off Burr
"Watching the Bruins team getting 'Out-Bruined' was FUCKED." Hahahaha at least Bruins fans have the bawls to admit it.
@bruinsfights1642
5 жыл бұрын
Freyrfimbulwinter as a bruins fan I’m still upset about us being out bruined
If you liked "Point Blank", check the entire Parker series by Richard Stark AKA Donald Westlake. One of my favorites.
If you like Justin check out the movie "Tusk". Its ridiculous and funny.
@Khelldon
5 жыл бұрын
isteve is better ;-)
@MrMaximum91
5 жыл бұрын
Wish bill had scored a cameo in tusk, great weird movie!
@airishpenguin9387
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the recommendation bro funny as fuck 😂
Great to have Justin Long on. Maybe next time you could give him a microphone
Awesome podcast, can't believe Justin's 41!!...im 38 & look like a skinny teenager ha!
You ve been kept away from a less caring society i can tell. Your wiser than most people today.
Wow. I didn’t want to like Justin Long but the simple fact that acknowledged Burr’s greatness as far as his riffing won me over
The website's down I can't download it :(
Great Ginger Hope...Im not talking about you Bill....I'm talking about me :)
Hey Billy boo 🤗💜
So you were at the Berkshires Justin. How's Canyon Ranch ?
Justin FTW!
Just a dad and his son on da podcasts
Bill we need you to start recording the podcast to post. Pretty please. 💜💙
48:25
Bill burr is the shit
Where’s this love podcast he said was being posted to the channel?
I didn't know how much I needed a super gay sports commentator.
Billbildenburr !!!
So are we ever getting these on video?
Thank you for this love you both. We are all excited for f is for family 🤗🤗🤗
Other than Virzi Justin is my favorite guest
*A C E T A T E*