The Best of the Worst. Stolen Valor Village Idiots of 2022: kzread.info/dash/bejne/h4yd0tWvc9mwlZs.html

@Alanthe918mobilemechanic

Жыл бұрын

Huge typo meant to say wtf am I watching lol

@SavedSnake

Жыл бұрын

He killed people with a paper clip? So what would he do with an eraser and a highlighter...... 🤔..... 🙃

@mikefleming4088

Жыл бұрын

This guy said he didn’t get a DD214 form. He doesn’t even know what it is. Phony

@user-tr6sy5lm8l

Жыл бұрын

he prob was...mogpow...just a codename back in the days...can get in n get out with any tools...Cheers!!!

@chintasticbravo301

Жыл бұрын

He's wearing sunglasses so it must be true. Actually he looks like today's Steven Seagull lol!!!

He was with me during World War Z. He managed to take out a horde of 40,000 zombies with just his knowledge of underwater basket weaving. Simply unbelievable

@crinklecut3790

Жыл бұрын

🤣 never underestimate the power of underwater basket weaving in combat!

@thejakefromstatefarm6768

Жыл бұрын

The underwater basket weaving knowledge aint no joke

@BottleBri

Жыл бұрын

LOL 😂😂

@kellyford8832

Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 GOOD ONE, ... underwater basket weaving HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@enoch52

Жыл бұрын

This is that guy. What an honor.

As a modern warfare 2 vet myself, can confirm that at 25 kills you’re granted top security clearance to a tactical nuke

@FinkyStingers-fr2jq

9 ай бұрын

those who know nuke.. this joker knows nothing.. he gives Soap and all the other heroes a bad name.

@SmEiF-

9 ай бұрын

Or 5 successful deployments now gets you a nuke contract

@Ibetalkinvidyagames

9 ай бұрын

Isnt it funny that the battle could be going so well you killed 25 enemies nonstop, untouchable, and then just nuke the city anyway

@gerald4871

9 ай бұрын

And a bottle of hair dye.

@WOGEOnell

9 ай бұрын

Exactly. Thank you for your service

This guy was a beast in the occupation of Olive Garden. The restroom was never the same.

@anthonyarevalo1968

Ай бұрын

I'm laughing too hard right now😂😂😂😂

@user-lt9nw1vl9r

18 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to revisit this comment lololol

This guy is 100% legit...I flew an Apache helicopter with him in WW2

@coldpotatoes2556

8 ай бұрын

Wasn’t he the guy that attempted to assassinate Hitler?

@CinqueMalcolm

8 ай бұрын

Story checks out

@mtnvlifestyles

7 ай бұрын

Him and Jeremy dewitte were bunk mates

@Hurrikeane

7 ай бұрын

@@mtnvlifestyles fucking dead 🤣🤣

@lincolnjeon2666

7 ай бұрын

my grandfather told me about him in ww1.

This guy is the Steven Seagal of military.

@shizanepimp1

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. SEGAL was a known liar as well

@kystars

Жыл бұрын

@@shizanepimp1 Segal is a I have to watch my words..he is good friends with putin. so figure it out from that

@sammyg4806

Жыл бұрын

Just the way he talks, you can tell he is pulling a wild fast one here 😂

@MrTibbs12

Жыл бұрын

@@kystars he exaggerates his friendship with putin.

@caitlynryder8639

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrTibbs12 as he does with most things he does

We learned about him when I was a Marine Corps boot camp back in the day. He had over 100 confirm kills with a paper clip and he had 10 confirmed death stare kills. (That's the reason he wears sunglasses 24/7 It's for your safety) He actually had his own tent he couldn't even stay with his platoon he was so deadly he could walk by regular grunts and they would just drop dead This guy's the real deal! The other thing he never missed was a meal!

@scubacuba5127

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@leemichael2154

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant comment

@tr7b410

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@user-fb7ym2fk5h

Жыл бұрын

you got me rolling with the sunglasses joke🤣

@leemichael2154

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fb7ym2fk5h me too!!!

He's too modest, this is what I've gathered in my research: 27 kills with brown paper bag 600 kills with a yo-yo 308 kills with his mustache 74 kills with a Trex he rode 226 kills with a spiral notebook 139 kills with a tube sock 47 kills with a trapper keeper

@ruffmansavageveteran1345

8 ай бұрын

Trapper Keeper! 😂😂😂😂😂

@CinqueMalcolm

8 ай бұрын

You haven't lived until you've taken a life with a Trapper Keeper.

@ruffmansavageveteran1345

7 ай бұрын

@CinqueMalcolm He could have saved ammo and just yelled, "Chuck Norris!".

@dustyomeara5070

7 ай бұрын

600 kills with a yo-yo. Lmfao

@bob-zi1eb

6 ай бұрын

... rides. Lethal.

On top of being a Mobster and marine corp sniper he was also an astronaut, fireman, police detective, archeologist,international jewel thief and United States president

@Good_ol_Butch

8 ай бұрын

Joe?

@coldpotatoes2556

8 ай бұрын

And he still had time to groom that lady killer mustache….what a tiger…

@0711rusty

7 ай бұрын

A true jack me off of all trades

@jafo766

7 ай бұрын

TONY DON'T $URF !

@maggiemolly111

6 ай бұрын

Chippendale dancer 🕺 too.

Dude I remember this guy. He passed basic training in 3 days while it took everyone else 3 months.

@knelz804

Жыл бұрын

He said the MP's took him to Camp Lejeune for his training though, so apparently he was so good he got a pass on boot camp.

@nateweter4012

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Reveille of day 3 the Sergeant Major looked at him and was just like, “you’re good to go man, you’re ready.” And off he went. Sergeant Major actually apologized to him on his way out, for wasting his time.

@seanpatterson6705

Жыл бұрын

+ recycles? ...

@Nopejams

Жыл бұрын

The drill instructor didn’t drill him, he drilled them

@thejmc4074

Жыл бұрын

The Chuck Norris of stolen valor.

The MOS "just to kill" was only given to those who got the Medal of Honor in boot camp and survived. Very rare.

@RAZINCANE83

Жыл бұрын

Immediately became a DI out of MEPS

@gp.5989

Жыл бұрын

@@RAZINCANE83 he skipped meps and just showed up at basic. Told them, " I'm the guy thats job is to just kill." 5 star General immediately after.

@RAZINCANE83

Жыл бұрын

@@gp.5989 immediately became delta ranger seal raider sas and French foreign legion after he raised his right hand.

@thehighvaluecat9313

Жыл бұрын

I immediately became a marine when I walked into the recruiting office . Didn't even have to go to boot camp .

@rossbabcock2974

Жыл бұрын

@@j.robertsergertson4513 Yeah, that's the ticket!

How is he not embarrassed? Hell im embarrassed for him.

@raamyasharahla535

8 ай бұрын

Shameless and a cretinous pimple on the arse of the damn World. That’s why!

He had killed countless pizzas, meatballs, sausages, and cannolis.

This guy is legit, we served together in the Clone Wars.

@examplename2624

Жыл бұрын

🫡

@thetowndrunk988

Жыл бұрын

LOL. Y’all meet Kenobi? 😂😂😂 I love it, dude

@Andrew-ci9xv

Жыл бұрын

Bahaha I served with him in starship troopers

@shepherd3716

Жыл бұрын

LOL! You win bro, best comment ever

@gepo6882

Жыл бұрын

Clown* wars lol

The most confirmed KILLS was accomplished by someone nicknamed "Little Boy" he killed over 120,000 people. His buddy nicknamed "Fat Man" killed only 73,000!

@WSNight-

Жыл бұрын

Not funny. Fxk nukes

@ProfessorPraxis

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being that pilot... you offically killed the most people ever

@oldnatty61

Жыл бұрын

Very good!👍

@CAAT308

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao love this will see how many people get this.

@jamieklettke5061

Жыл бұрын

It took me a second to get it, and I teach CBR-N defense for the Navy

Very humble man. A hero. He saved my life 56 times, this was of course more than 2,000 years ago. He was very good friends with Cleopatra and Alexander the Great.

This guy is an absolute beast. He was known for NEVER missing.......... a meal. He was the only Marine to be awarded the coveted A.Y.C.E. (All You Can Eat) medal during the Vietnam conflict. While the average troops dealt with the V.C., he was single handedly taking down the V.B.'s , Viet Buffet's

@raamyasharahla535

8 ай бұрын

This is one of the original Men Who Stare At Goats. …. Hint he can never take off his Shades……….

@mackdeen7021

7 ай бұрын

“Operation Panda Bear”.

@ray.shoesmith

7 ай бұрын

Meal Team 6

What this guy's not saying, which is likely due to his humility, is how he rescued a princess from a very large ape at the top of a high tower, while having to hurdle a continuous onslaught of rolling barrels to get to her. A truly heroic man.

@deedledeedle8790

9 ай бұрын

Wait, sounds a lot like donkey Kong

@psterud

9 ай бұрын

@@deedledeedle8790 What's "Donkey Kong"? Sounds like an obscure '80s Japanese monster movie.

@deedledeedle8790

9 ай бұрын

@@psterud it’s an old Nintendo video game where your this chimp that has to jump over rolling barrels and a bunch of other obstacles…you’ve never played donkey Kong?!? Your missing out!

@donnydingo

9 ай бұрын

@@deedledeedle8790bro…

@tomb5396

9 ай бұрын

Haha that made me laugh

This guy is such a badass that his tattoos from the Vietnam War still look brand new.

@kyne7509

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dAmaGedgOoDs666

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing…

@dougevet8066

Жыл бұрын

That's because he did it with a paperclip saturated in Charlie's blood.

@Xonid1

Жыл бұрын

Most Vietnam vets look like old men now.

@TrollsRUs

Жыл бұрын

@@Xonid1 Vietnam vets are old men. My dad served during the Vietnam war and died in 2019 at 74.

Rambo, MacGyver, and Terminator all in one. Wow! 😳🤣🤣🤣

Don Shipley would have aneurism listening to this guy 😂😂😂😂😂 😂

@tr7b410

Ай бұрын

Brilliant

This guy has been killing the truth his whole life

@tartanmystic4025

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@rottweilerfun9520

9 ай бұрын

Great comment !

@robertpitts1621

8 ай бұрын

Top tier comment 😂😂😂😂😂

@traviswright3343

8 ай бұрын

This guy is Posterboy for Narcissist Delusions of Grandeur

@curtis1989FO4

8 ай бұрын

Gold 🥇

As a two tour veteran of Vietnam I needed to hear his stories. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. My MOS was trying to invent ways to get out of patrols. 😄😂

@matthewdean8070

Жыл бұрын

Hahahha Nice

@keepontruckinoutlawlife1248

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your service if you're being honest

@bombomos

Жыл бұрын

XD gotta go the Stew Pickle route and roll your ankle over your bed roll

@raythornton8578

Жыл бұрын

@@keepontruckinoutlawlife1248 I’m honest. Mar. 69 Oct. 70 with the 23rd Inf. Div. Americal. And thank you, I appreciate it.

@roaddog7793

Жыл бұрын

@@raythornton8578 welcome home tomahawk

We're so lucky he was on our side

@thenativist7625

2 ай бұрын

Here here 🫡

The section of this guy's DD214 that lists medals earned is longer than a Leo Tolstoy novel. He showed it to me when he was training me how to kill grizzly bears with a Q-Tip.

I can confirm this story. Back when I was in (95) a young Marine working the mess hall racked up at least 150 confirmed kills every time he served powdered eggs

@FatRescueSwimmer04

Жыл бұрын

BS the Eggs only kill Boners lol

@mikedvis6967

Жыл бұрын

Gold

@joshlynch5676

Жыл бұрын

This fucking comment lmfao

@WrestlingStarTrekGuy

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@matthewgibbs6886

Жыл бұрын

i liked powdered eggs mmmmm

He's a prime example why some people are frightened of clowns

@Chris-adams-rc-journey

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@angeloftheabyss5265

Жыл бұрын

Mike Jenkins you are the MAN

@FacelessSoulessHumanity

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@Mr.FadedGlory

7 ай бұрын

Nice

Chuck Mawhinney 1967-1970 A United States Marine Corps sniper who holds the record for most confirmed kills by a US Marine (103),with an additional 216 "probable kills".

@RANGER73CPT

8 ай бұрын

Maybe this guy thinks he taught Chuck everything he knew? If you asked him he would gladly tell you...

Nobody who wears this many chains is capable of truth

He’s legit, I was there! I was one of the confirmed kills. Dude took me out with a paper clip all while suffering from a paper cut he sustained while acquiring the paper clip. One of the best acts of heroism I’ve ever seen.

@Mhel2023

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@garethaustin6049

Жыл бұрын

Lol it’s like in mash when burns gets a piece of egg shell in his finger and gets a Purple Heart for it lol

@emtfirebb

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@usmc200971

Жыл бұрын

@@garethaustin6049 exactly!

@kennethkeideljr7523

Жыл бұрын

Yo me too. Paper clip at 700 yards. He managed to shoot me and choke me at the same time. Dangerous

I can confirm this guy is legit. We served together in the infinity wars. I personally saw him kill Thanos with a paper clip after forcefully removing the gem stones from his glove with no effort.. a true American hero.

@ifv2089

Жыл бұрын

*"The gear wars"*

@Baba_Bushida_Bando

Жыл бұрын

FIRST NAME US LAST NAME MARINE

@brandonburns3655

Жыл бұрын

That's nothing compared to what I seen him do to John Wick he killed him with a pencil..... a fucking pencil ✏️

@IamNigelPearson

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonburns3655 🤣🤣🤣

@PinChE_LoCo

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonburns3655 that makes no sense. He trained John Wick! Why would he kill one of his students?

He is imitating Richard kulklinski, the iceman. Jesus's that's nuts.

Never trust a dude in a track suit and shades. If he’s got a gold watch or gold chains. He’s an even bigger liar

@Z-VILLAREAL

9 ай бұрын

Agree

@pieguy247

Ай бұрын

Not to mention that pinky ring!

He's legit. I served with him in SEAL Team 5000 back in Atropia. We were taught hand to hand combat by Ashida Kim.

@jarvisferrell3172

Жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣

@sgtrock5111

Жыл бұрын

I knew it. He has an honest face.

@mikeh5635

Жыл бұрын

@@sgtrock5111 Frank Dux was on a mission with us. You know this was some spooky stuff.

@KeikoFXDesigns

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@dirtydan1059

Жыл бұрын

Atropian oil is not worth American blood!

This Marine sniper was so deadly he was even a door gunner/sniper on combat submarines.

@samrester6254

Жыл бұрын

We had a guy like that in my company. Was a real terror on the Close Air Support 5 ton.

@JzDigsAmerica1911

Жыл бұрын

Don’t bro it’s a scam

@crystalquasar6841

Жыл бұрын

He took out satellites!

@loweloking88

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ChiralityPracticality

Жыл бұрын

@@crystalquasar6841 on foot with a 50 cal

This guy is incredible! He must have been at it since early morning and logged off very late. Hardcore!

At 500 kills, he got a football phone & a subscription to Popular Mechanics at 50% off news stand prices.

This guy is such a badass. He rode on the _propeller_ of the last helicopter out of Saigon, shooting paperclips and spinning all the while. Must've killed at least 300.

@kenfoote2598

Жыл бұрын

Propeller-helicopter Bahahahahahhaha

@Saif-zf9vb

10 ай бұрын

Fortunate Son playing the entire time.

@Mugatoo-uf3hs

9 ай бұрын

Over 9000

@russellgoulding4263

9 ай бұрын

Rode on the propeller. That picture is killing me.

@macfou144

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

Served with this guy during the Normandy landing! Our landing craft engine broke down and he jumped out and paddled the boat with all of us in it to the shore. Truly a remarkable guy!

@JustinLaFleur1990

Жыл бұрын

This was after he made the initial jump with us Pathfinders into Normandy. We sent him to make sure that the landings succeeded

@steves1765

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats great!

@picassoboy52

11 ай бұрын

not clever

He did this all in call of duty and battlefield, somebody needs to tell him it's just a game.

There's a thin line between setting up a sniper hide, and hibernating for the winter for this ol boy 😂

2000 confirmed kills, that is like a whole case of paperclips.

@the_endling

Жыл бұрын

You should be the top comment, man!

@simontide6780

Жыл бұрын

Even killing 100 is extremely hard unless you're in WWII or trench warfare. Modern warfare are mostly long range engagement.

@jacksdad734

Жыл бұрын

Clippy from microsoft is a stone cold sociopath.

It’s been a while since I went to Parris Island, but I’m pretty sure saying “I got Marksman, sharpshooter and Expert (Sniper) all in the same day” is like saying “I got a D, a B, and an A all on the same test”

@mayesjoyessha527

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@ifv2089

Жыл бұрын

It's funny seeing the BS translated

@oldnatty61

Жыл бұрын

Even better than Marty C above. 😂

@BackSeatHump

Жыл бұрын

Precisely! I was in the Army in Vietnam and only one of those three medals was awarded to each soldier. You were either a Marksman, a Sharpshooter, or an Expert. Not all three.

@holocaust_2.0

Жыл бұрын

All that matters is I had my expert grenadier badge.

Word is he killed his own eyesight from wearing sunglasses inside 100% of the time

My dad was a Vietnam vet for 2 tours right at the end of the war and it took him almost 30 years to tell me even the most mild and softest of stories. He still refuses to tell me who he lost or who he took. Every Vietnam vet I've talk too don't brag especially the part that never leaves them.

@ThatBamaDude14

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but those vets werent wiping entire villages off the map with chewing gum and a pencil sharpener like this guy, so of course they wouldn't brag about it.

@harejr8396

Жыл бұрын

My father passed away November 14th and took all that with him. Told me what he did in Vietnam and thats it. He never wanted to open up about it. He was a tunnel rat from 72-74

@tytlersbicycle

Жыл бұрын

Same with my old man. He just recently opened up about some of it.

@jeramychunn9108

Жыл бұрын

@Mike Raffphone March 29th 1973 was when the last documented America left Vietnam. But we were still their under radar to make sure they weren't planning something else.

@pagejustin5572

Жыл бұрын

Because no one else would understand anyways, least of all your friends and family.... Veterans talk groups I'd think would be a good to help with that, if wanted or needed

Someone needs to quiz this guy on what unit he was assigned to.

@JamesonsTravels

Жыл бұрын

oh its off the books. lol.

@Helllow1012

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels LOL!!!!! How convenient

@cpK054L

Жыл бұрын

Meal Team 1

@lowruna

Жыл бұрын

Single Special Forces - other SF soldiers were assigned to him in order to gain experience or just to count his kills who knows.

@Theggman83

Жыл бұрын

He was an army of one, come on man!

0:40 Thanks for correcting yourself. See people, there is a difference, learn it, live it, love it.

This gave me a great laugh!!! Thanks brother!!!! Lol

He is such an elite warrior that his mission officially was classified as "did not happen".🧐

@andrewsrsich4323

Жыл бұрын

😆 thank you for making my day 🇺🇸

@danielrichardson6054

Жыл бұрын

Bro I thought it was Ben Mallah in the thumbnail

My dad served 3 tours in veit Nam. '66-69. He told me stories about this guy. He was known as Luigi. How Luigi had extreme deep down security clearance. He was used only for death suicide missions. This dude would use rubber bands and paper clips to kill 100's of NVA. He was so silent and deadly the V.C called him FART. 🤣

@picassoboy52

11 ай бұрын

not as clever as you hoped

@NO--BS.

9 ай бұрын

@@picassoboy52 Helluva lot more clever than your post. lol Moron.

@JimHugg-gl9bs

9 ай бұрын

Then he got teamed with a guy named Steven Segal to go after Ho Chi Min

@davidpowell6098

9 ай бұрын

SBD, Silent but deadly, the worst fart of all, non survive its' aroma.

@fritzzwickey

8 ай бұрын

aaaahahahaha hilarious

This guy is a stone cold Cereal Killer.

"At least" and "confirmed" don't go together 😂

You never forget your first 300 kills. Especially if they exist only in your own mind.

@2jqejh19

8 ай бұрын

Bro thinks he's Patrick Bateman, next he's probably gonna say: "This confession, meant nothing..."

@Gocats1970

Ай бұрын

LOL

I fought along side Tony, back in 1984. We were part of a guerilla force located in Calumet, Colorado during the Cuban/ Russian offensive. We hunkered down in the mountains, and carried out short range assaults on equipment and troops. Our force eventually was destroyed, after our brave leader Jed, gave his life to give Tony, Danny, Erica and myself a head start through the mountain pass to Free America. Tony was a true warrior.

@c1duce

Жыл бұрын

had me literally😂😂laughing

@jimofaotearoa3636

Жыл бұрын

WOLVERINES FOREVER DUDE !!!

@keepontruckinoutlawlife1248

Жыл бұрын

Ya I bet

@bombomos

Жыл бұрын

You American heros!

@LongIslandNow

Жыл бұрын

I was there! Back in 84 when no women were on the front line. Erica was superb though. She made Sharpshooter then sniper as well. They secretly let her on the frontlines in 84

No military talks like that 🤣

Funny, John Wick, Jason Born, Rambo, and James Bond all in one!!!! Lol

My buddy Jerry who was an actual designated marksman in Vietnam served with this guy he's definitely legit. His last words while on his death bed from lung cancer were "oh God no don't let Vinny baggadonuts get his hands on that box of paperclips ". Last thing he said before the death rattle set in.

@sirrenesaint-laurent7272

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ChristianF15cher

Жыл бұрын

I was a witness to this event.

@fortunateson7852

Жыл бұрын

And we all know if you’ve done all this, you get on social media and talk about it.

@willrall869

Жыл бұрын

So he doesnt go to bootcamp goes straight to camp lejune he didnt know about vietnam what a liar

@RavenHallFit

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

I'm a devoted follower on Mafia Reddit and while there's been a fair share of clowns that get made fun of there, this guy takes the cake! Believe me when I tell you everyone was laughing their asses off when this guy first appeared on the scene.

@JamesonsTravels

Жыл бұрын

i watch the mafia stuff...that is where i saw this display.

@Helllow1012

Жыл бұрын

There’s an interview with DJVLAD when I first seen this guy talking about his military. There are snipers with less kills than this guy who have books written about them. This guy is so full of 💩. He is a real allstar hero in his delusional military story.

@kevinmach730

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I don't believe the stories either, but 75 percent of Redditors are keyboard jockeys talking out of their asses. Not a place most of look too for credibility, most subs needed to be labeled "for entertainment purposes only".

@killerfrank8974

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinmach730 Good point, though just to be clear, this particular individual was not posting anything on the web or reddit himself - at least not that I know of. Rather, it was various folks who posted interviews and clips of him up as a joke.

@DEVOPS_R_US

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels Micheal Francise can verify this guy in terms of the Mafia.

How’d this guy get a interview with Steven Seagal?? That’s incredible

He was my XO on a special forces team, that was leant out to the c.i.a. there was a u-boat on lake superior in 1978, they swore to never surrender so we had to swim out to them with scuba fins, a udt team had allready took a crack at sabotaging the u-boat but they werent good enough! Me and this mob guy single handenly took out every member of the boat with nothing but a garrote and a blow gun! We then drove the u-boat to the black sea and took out a russian nuclear power submarine which is actually why Gorbachev agreed to take down the wall in Berlin! Regan took all the credit butbit was me and this spaghetti eating s.o.b. nobody was as good as us!!!

This guy is legit, I was working in a Staples office Supply….he was in there when all of a sudden a platoon of Russian elite force ninjas stormed the store, he grabbed a box of paper clips and held them all off until the rest of us could make it to safety. Afterwards he said I gotta run to the tattoo shop, but since it was such an elite force he instead got a nipple ring in place of the commemorative tattoo.

@jacksdad734

Жыл бұрын

I can confirm. Im one of the Russian ninjas he killed.

@michaelmotherway6404

Жыл бұрын

A nut case of da highest calibre I'd say he needs serious help or a change of meds 🤪

@Hindenburgs_potential

Жыл бұрын

How many kills for a Prince Albert?

@mrno_name9518

Жыл бұрын

Nipple ring 😂😂 best one

@arobare1

Жыл бұрын

Bullshit that never happened. I work at staples too

Color me skeptical, had an uncle who told stories like that and we found out he was never in a warzone

@forestchicken3302

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who talks like this is a fraud.

@larryspiller6633

Жыл бұрын

One of my Uncles said he got 7 Japanese soldiers with one thrust of his bayonet. I said, Uncle Bob, you were on an aircraft carrier in WW2. He said so what, that's how thick we were covered in Kamikazes dumb ass. I said oh, let's have another shot and beer then.

@youknowme8578

Жыл бұрын

Your comment say's two replies. Nothing there! Guess commietube hates you as much as I?

@justiron2999

Жыл бұрын

Obviously he can't prove that he was in a warzone because they were secret wars. Top secret, very hush hush.

@BackSeatHump

Жыл бұрын

I hear ya'!

Legend has it Steven Segal bases his documentary movies on this guys life.

lol in my best Don Shipley impersonation laugh... Ha Ha!!

The top Marine sniper in Vietnam is Carlos Hathcock, a legend that Special Ops operators from all branch of service knew him. Navy Seal Chris Kyle refer to Carlos as the best sniper ever lived.

@JamesonsTravels

Жыл бұрын

every jarhead after vietnam knows Carlos since it was preached in boot camp plus his book.

@cpK054L

Жыл бұрын

Sniper so legendary, he even "sniped" with a machine gun on single shot. Apparently that's how they found out the max effective range of the M2

@ifv2089

Жыл бұрын

Was a good read the chapter on the NRA shooting comp was spot on

@sgt_slobber.7628

Жыл бұрын

He was the OG Legend!!!!!!

@mikefleming4088

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels this guy doesn’t know the Marine core birthday either. Or who Chesty was.

I was in the boot camp with this guy he’s legit. In the first week he impressed them so much that they flew Steven Seagal in to teach him martial arts. Dude was like a tiger in hand to hand combat when he was down in them vietcong tunnels.

@kellyford8832

Жыл бұрын

Steven SUCKBALLS only teaches MARTIAL "FARTS" now so you can't get that upgrade any more hahahahahaha

@tron.44

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha with no standing room and he still managed to fight in a tunnel rat's den!

@allsmilesx0573

Жыл бұрын

Is Aikido even considered a martial art for how useless it is?

@boridemass3

Жыл бұрын

i remember as well. Frank Castle was trained by this guy as well. He was the one who gave him the name the punisher.

@MegaBallsack1234

Жыл бұрын

You're forgetting one thing... He DUG those tunnels knowing the VC would use them and the upper-hand won him the war.

He killed the first 50 VC with his mustache alone

A movie with this guy and steven is what we need

Carlos Norman Hathcock II (May 20, 1942 - February 22, 1999) was a United States Marine Corps (USMC) sniper with a service record of 93 confirmed kills. Hathcock's record and the extraordinary details of the missions he undertook made him a legend in the U.S. Marine Corps. He was honored by having a rifle named after him: a variant of the M21 dubbed the Springfield Armory M25 White Feather, for the nickname "White Feather" given to Hathcock by the North Vietnamese People's Army of Vietnam (PAVN). I guess Hathcock was cheated out of the secret tattoo group.

@thomasencinas6458

Жыл бұрын

Ughh

@19MadMax98

Жыл бұрын

Look up Chuck Mawhinney. A Marine from Vietnam with 103 confirmed kills and 216 probable kills in the 16 months he served in the Vietnam War! Realistically though our U.S. special forces kill people all the time when deployed on missions. It’s normal for an established navy seal or delta force guy to have dozens of kills if not hundreds. They just aren’t all confirmed as there own and they also keep it confidential!

@Mac58058

Жыл бұрын

Hathcock was a liar. Just read the first two pages of his book. Dude claims to make pinpoint accuracy shots at 1500m on a m2 50cal with a makeshift 9x optic. Anyone that’s ever done the job knows what 800m looks like thru a 10x optic and knows that story is absolute fabrication

@aaap3875

Жыл бұрын

This guy is a legend, he saved Carlos Halfcocks life one time when the NVA sent 2 snipers at Halfcock. Carlos nailed one but didn't realize there was a second with scope on Carlos. This Marine came from nowhere because he could blend in with his surroundings so well he was invisable. He shot the 2nd NVA sniper at 1500 meters using his iron sight with his superior vision thus saving the life of Carlos Hathcock. After this Carlos took off his white feather and presented it to this man.

@CNYKnifeNut

Жыл бұрын

This dude loves people that hathcock 2. Must be a coincidence.

I'm not American, so some of the specifics of this go over my head, but I'm a vet myself (not SF or anything like that) and I cannot stress how ridiculous this sounds enough. This sounds like something a child would say on the playground about their father.

@youtubecensors5419

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately there are a lot of people here stealing valor. It's especially insulting to the real heroes... Like me. After one day in boot camp, a six star general ran up to me and gave me the keys to both a submarine and an SR-71 Blackbird based solely on my awesomeness when he watched me submit twenty guys using my ninja skills. I was the first man to be a SEAL, Ranger, and all the other cool things to be. Unfortunately there's no way to look up my achievements since they were all black ops and super classified. I alone prevented the Spanish-Nigerian War of 2012. You're welcome.

@thatdognotthepuppy5809

Жыл бұрын

@@taylorfusher2997 Are you feeling quite alright?

@guitardzan5641

Жыл бұрын

@@youtubecensors5419 *T H A N K Y O U F O R Y O U R S E R V I C E*

@corbinhbucknerjr558

Жыл бұрын

@@thatdognotthepuppy5809 I think he is worried about the ammo he left behind on the higgins boats.

@philhughes3882

Жыл бұрын

But the ammo is giving covering fire to the Higgins boats on the beach that have their hands in the air while bombs are going off….

Love ya Battle!! Keep up the great work. Hooah!

Turns out the real reason he got out of prison early is because he rolled and became an informant, his actual tour was a stint in witness protection for a few years.

@htmm5167

Жыл бұрын

He was never in the mob either, it's all bullshit

@farque4849

8 ай бұрын

He makes a good lasagne though

This guy is legit. He captured a brain bug and saved all the space marines in one day.

@chlorophil545

Жыл бұрын

"It's afraid... It's afraid!"

@bzu4202

Жыл бұрын

Is this a actual movie loll

@chlorophil545

Жыл бұрын

@@bzu4202 yea "Starship Troopers" from early 2000s or very late 90s. Apparently the book is better and more serious/political, but the movie is over the top science fiction and propaganda.

@FunkyGOB

Жыл бұрын

He didn’t want to live forever

@Hschlick84

Жыл бұрын

🤣

“Confirmed Kills” is a phrase created by Hollywood

That Man may be entitled to financial compensation.

You never forget certain things, especially if you’ve been in combat, and the fact that he couldn’t remember marksman speaks for itself.

@JimHugg-gl9bs

9 ай бұрын

Forgot expert too

@DoWxTrailers

9 ай бұрын

He is so good that the marines teach all recruits about him.

@jalenwilliams8622

8 ай бұрын

Nah bro you just aren’t familiar with the South East Asian conference 😂

@brandonnotsowise2640

8 ай бұрын

Besides looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy, heat not fooling anybody.

@traviswright3343

8 ай бұрын

Loser soldier 😂

This guy is a legend, he saved my life in Nam. One time we got caught in an ambush, and Lt Dan called for napalm as NVC was swarming us. He carried his best good friend Bubba out and was shot in the buttocks he saved Tex and a couple others while the napalm was being dropped and carried us all to the LZ under enemy fire.

@Bulbman123

Жыл бұрын

Heard he met the president too

@derekdavis8054

Жыл бұрын

Now he's a shrimp boat captain.

@CajunPride777

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like forest gump lol

@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24

Жыл бұрын

He was a big marine named camouflage

@matthoskin3572

9 ай бұрын

NVC.....?, WTF is that?. You mean NVA, or VC, or NLF.

He also went to the moon in a hot air ballon 3 years before Armstrong and took a dive from the moon to the middle of the hudson river :-) And he was the inspiration for Superman, Batman and wolverine....

his breath is registered weapon

I'm ex Navy. I have a friend who was a Marine Corp sniper. I would run into people at once in a while who said they were special forces or snipers and my buddy would start asking the most specific questions about their rifle! Lol. It was hilarious.

@gmz1997

Жыл бұрын

Coriolis effect. Gets the every time. lol

@timothytessier2702

Жыл бұрын

@@gmz1997 ever fired a Dregger??

@gailpippin9761

Жыл бұрын

@@timothytessier2702 ROFLMAO!!!!

I’ve never heard of anyone getting tats at all as a result of things like that. In SF Tats are discouraged because they are identifying markings. I’ve also never heard of keeping body count recording. There were remits about dropping in and killing everything but I’ve never heard anything that would substantiate any of that sort of thing. I’m a historian with a degree. And I’m a vet.

@JamesonsTravels

Жыл бұрын

i have some buddies who spend time doing real sf and contractor gigs. this story is far fetched.

@fathead8933

Жыл бұрын

You know the amount of paperwork that would be required to put kills in your 201 file? You would have to have pics, sworn statements, reviews by some board, and then some type of actual paperwork given from the army. It doesn't exist. There's some battalion records I'm sure because of war diaries, but DoD doesn't really care how many people you've eliminated. These guys have taken an honorific style of kill count, and taken that to believe that the military looks at it the same. The confirmed unconfirmed is because of the warriors buddies not the .mil. If a person can't physically prove that he killed the enemy, he can't take credit for it with his fellow soldiers or marines in his unit. If the squad kills an enemy combatant noone gets the kudos. If a single man does he's paraded around for a bit. For all these guys I would ask to hear a funny story about the war and then "give me your still pissed about the military because of something they did". Watch how quick the stories fall apart when you ask for details.

@ifv2089

Жыл бұрын

Cant have ink with unit insignia or stupid ss ligting bolts etc just to load onto an SF selection, still dosent stop blokes getting crap ones latter, I have seen one knober with his supposed kill count on his back,

@mikefleming4088

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels he’s supposedly an ex mafia hit man too. He’s a clown. Are you able to research him to see if he was even in the Marine core? He also stated he was in country for like 4 years straight

@dbhelps196

Жыл бұрын

This guy is lying I don’t see how you can master and remember all those skills in a day

Steven Seagal is looking ruff.

This guy makes Stephen Segal look tame! What a legend!!

@johnthr11

Жыл бұрын

In his own fatheaded mind...

@thekalamazookid4481

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say this lol

@Kjklump

Жыл бұрын

I thought he trained segal

@cprib5901

Жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you order Stephen Segal on wish

@FarmerDrew

Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal was with Ramzan Kadyrov in the Donbas while this guy was cleaning up the nogoodniks that protested him while he was overseas

The way you give them excessive amounts of benefit of the doubt, is extremely entertaining.

@greatcornholio5541

Жыл бұрын

I don’t doubt he killed over 300… Big Macs

You got one of my own fav hats: PBR. Good stuff

this dude is a living legend in his own mind

@jasoncreighton5140

Жыл бұрын

A very small mind

@scatdog1

Жыл бұрын

It’s the cocaine

@fjh3501

Жыл бұрын

It must be some kind of disorder like compulsive or pathological liar. After a while they believe the narrative they weave.

@fjh3501

Жыл бұрын

It must be some kind of disorder like compulsive or pathological liar. After a while they believe the narrative they weave.

@jamesblake5176

Жыл бұрын

@@killdizzle everyone knows he's a rat now

This guy is straight legit! I fought side by side with him and the Bohemian Rhapsody Wars. We were trained in "sniiipa" tactics and hand to hand Bullshido...

The only thing this guy has ever fought was his appetite for Italian sandwiches.

He taught him to use rifles AND guns. What a badass!

I was a part of his unit. Meal Team 6. He served at old country buffet. Hell I'm pretty sure he got served at the wars of KFC. This guy is truly legit. His calorie count is over 10,000.

Take the glasses off and tell that story!!! LMAO!!!!!

I was with him on Pandora. He is legit. He used to shoot with no hands so he could fight hand to hand at the same time. He was so powerful when his rifle broke he could throw bullets at people and kill them that way.

@Kothas01

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀😀🤣🤣🤣

@1gadena

Жыл бұрын

Best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kothas01

Жыл бұрын

This should be made into a movie.

great point about pilots

He's been killin cheeseburgers and onion rings ever since.

I served with him and what made him so amazing was that he could teleport any where he wanted to be, and he could fly like he had a jet pack just by farting, and he could breathe fire out of his mouth, if it wasn't for him none of us would have made it out alive, he could even bring back the dead, over and over again, he was simply amazing

@dandetande288

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@therocinante3443

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO

This guy is legit. We served together in 'Nam and he was so awesome. I only got 299 kills but 201 of them were with my trusty paper clip...but this guy, this guy got all 300 kills. Sometimes the VC would just look at him and die on the spot. That's what the conference was like. This was in the 70's. I was 3. He was 9.

@327journal

Жыл бұрын

“That’s what the conference was like”. Made me lol for real.

the first 30 seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can we quiz this guy on Marine Corps customs and history??

150 kills - achievement unlocked. 400 - platinum trophy.

Would love to see a stolen Valor collaboration of yourself and Mr Shipley that would be epic

@JamesonsTravels

Жыл бұрын

Don is a serious man and i just spoof on the big stories. they are hard to believe without any research knowing lots of guys over 50 plus years.

@Alanthe918mobilemechanic

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@MrT743

Жыл бұрын

Woww, i would watch that🤩

@jerrycolwell0703

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was just saying that he needs to get don Shipley on this guy

@MVR1911

Жыл бұрын

Good cop, bad cop

His skillsets were so elite, they simply waived MEPS altogether. He was in country within 72 hours of walking into a recruiting station.

@CharlieNasty-cd5hu

10 ай бұрын

Oorah