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@AnxiousAussieLivestreams

Жыл бұрын

you know the assumption they'll make about that lispy voice right?!🤣cue outrage

@skitlow1891

Жыл бұрын

Seldom

@demologic76

Жыл бұрын

a

@blokeVB

Жыл бұрын

Soooooo bitchy

@FBicoolshaman

Жыл бұрын

you think he is using CHATGPT

I’m glad that public shaming has not only survived to the modern age, but has evolved into a detailed video essay that can be replayed endlessly. Fantastic video!

@Loctorak

Жыл бұрын

But most of all, I'm glad I'm not the subject. 😅

@ariadneschild8460

Жыл бұрын

@@Loctorak 😄

@wobblysauce

Жыл бұрын

Where the points don’t matter and the truth is a lie

@APersonOfEarth

Жыл бұрын

@@wobblysauce are you trying to defend Rick Morton??

@yeetyeet7070

Жыл бұрын

"survived to the modern age" have you met twitter? It literally IS the modern age.

A 30 minute Dressing down of some scumbag journo? Jordies, you shouldn't have!

@thecrownsknight5105

Жыл бұрын

we eating good tonight fr

@stalksover8409

Жыл бұрын

Yum yum in my tummy

@krissteel4074

Жыл бұрын

Gunna be a good weekend spit roast

@LokiBeckonswow

Жыл бұрын

i know, its such treat to see these murdoch lackeys get their fair share of historical judgement, history is going to be fond of the jordies hottakes on corrupt gatekeepers of truth and public awareness and im so happy to witness this breaking down of systemic corruption

@cowboynumber4

Жыл бұрын

@@krissteel4074 if the spit can even hold the fat oaf

Lmao I can't get over the fact that Rick presented getting an entry level job in his chosen career at the age of 18 as a story of hardship 😂

@mikespearwood3914

Жыл бұрын

And then getting a credit card and maxing out that same card with literally one purchase...what a hard done by "victim"! 😆

@SabbaticusRex

Жыл бұрын

Uhm, excuse me .. but he also bought a camera so that he could take pictures of himself with himself .. If that isn't hell incarnate I don't know what is .

@themudpit621

Жыл бұрын

sickening, but truth is, for that rich spoiled entitled git, that WAS his version of 'hardship'. What a joke.

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

11 ай бұрын

@@SabbaticusRex Don't forget, that very same camera is what caused him to max out his credit card....

@S.huddo-db3ew

3 ай бұрын

Now that's a character 😂

I remember crying with my mom, dad, and sister while our vulture neighbors picked apart the contents of our house during the 2008 financial crash. I'm sure having to budget for parking is way more traumatic, though.

@TheBodyEuphoric

3 ай бұрын

What do you mean? I wasn't really paying attention during that time. By the way, I'm not saying you're lying, I'm sure you're telling the truth. I'm just asking for clarification

@albertschumakeriii6213

2 ай бұрын

@@TheBodyEuphoricnot sure how it works in Australia, but in America when a house got foreclosed on during the financial crisis (the bank repossessed it), the bank would sell off the assets at a MUCH lower price than the people who got kicked out were probably paying for it originally to try and get some money back, so you got to watch your neighbors buy all your old shit on the cheap when you got forcibly kicked out of your house

@TheBodyEuphoric

2 ай бұрын

@@albertschumakeriii6213 ah i see, thanks

@shabbaranks7968

2 ай бұрын

Shutup yuppie

@nedesnikderpherder7529

Ай бұрын

That's shit! I'm sorry you had to go through something like that, I can't imagine😔

"jordan shitting on mainstream journos" is my favourite genre of jordies video

@TSmith-yy3cc

Жыл бұрын

Maybe tied with the Turnbull guest-spots.

@garyflaherty6495

Жыл бұрын

Amen

@codysseus312

Жыл бұрын

Don't know if he's relevant enough to be called mainstream but I agree with the sentiment

@BradR86

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. Such a good clap back at those self serving fuckheads.

my single mum would skip meals sometimes so that my sisters and I could eat. but hey budgeting for parking sounds way more traumatic

@camillapalmer82

Жыл бұрын

It’s how I became a vegetarian lol. People always assume it was for ethical reasons but it was simply that once I was a single mum to two i realised how much money I would save if I stopped eating meat. Then I just lost the taste for it. But yeah - your mum rocks.

@thenamescarter8279

Жыл бұрын

​@@camillapalmer82 truly the best reason to become veggie. I can still afford meat but i respect the financial sensibility. Rock on!

@yungebola5524

Жыл бұрын

@@camillapalmer82 no YOU rock

@themudpit621

Жыл бұрын

I didn't have a mum like that. Maybe that's why I am one.

@rachellewis5016

Жыл бұрын

🫶

the fact Jordie, a comedian/youtuber, lives rent free in Australian polis heads is amazing.

@themudpit621

Жыл бұрын

well if he charged them rent they'd have him on conspiracy...

@georgyekimov4577

4 ай бұрын

a comedian?

I will never get tired of someone taking the absolute piss out of journalists; just makes my heart swell like a 6 am woody

@themudpit621

Жыл бұрын

ew

@KevKavanagh

8 ай бұрын

Me too, I hope your heart's OK.

Jordies is truly the master of old-school "oh i'm sexist?, well your mum's dead" kind of smackdowns. So brutal yet so satisfying.

@dodgygoose3054

Жыл бұрын

LOL, LOL =)

@AB0BA_69

Жыл бұрын

How can Jordan be sexist.... if he's never had sex? 😅

@jamwow9489

Жыл бұрын

@@AB0BA_69 dude had sex in barilaro’s mansion airbnb …

@KruelAidMan

Жыл бұрын

@@AB0BA_69 Bruz's Stayz would disagree

@CheeseInTheOven

Жыл бұрын

​@@AB0BA_69 John Barilaro's bedsheets would have to disagree

I love your content as an American it's super fun getting reminded that America's not the only country that's got silly ass political shit going on

@robb8569

Жыл бұрын

oh this mans hasnt even scratched the surface its beyond a joke at this point xd

@TheAdequateMedia

Жыл бұрын

@@robb8569 lol know i watch a lot of his videos. it's super sideways down there

@GeminiPlatypus

Жыл бұрын

​@TheAdequateMedia lol yeah, it didn't turn sideways it was BORN sideways

@TheAdequateMedia

Жыл бұрын

@@GeminiPlatypus oof. lol. us too, just slightly less china fueld corruption

@sirwahthemonke

Жыл бұрын

@@cement_eater pretty much every australian when looking at america, they are so fucked lol

As a woman, there’s nothing more that I like than a man telling me what to be angry at.

@yungebola5524

Жыл бұрын

?

@lisasteel6817

Жыл бұрын

@@yungebola5524 I would think it’s pretty self evident that I’m talking about obese Sid the sloth’s editorials.

@yungebola5524

Жыл бұрын

@Lisa Steel wasnt evident to me, apologies and have a lovely day

@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

3 ай бұрын

​@@lisasteel6817I bet you get told what to be angry at all the time though

@grimmertwin2148

3 ай бұрын

Rolling Stones? I'm cool. You two are nasty lol

I love how in the connect 4 game, Jordan had already won before he put the first piece in. Very accurate to his current situation, already beaten the press over and over again but he's still playing

@Andersam

Жыл бұрын

Or it's just another nod that this article is so old that the game was over long ago.

@SabbaticusRex

Жыл бұрын

Don't let truth get in the way of a good hit-piece or 'story' , as the presstitutes would say ! They have all graduated from the Goebbels school of 'journalism' and spread the lie over and over , quoting each others lies in order to give it false credibility and hoping it somehow becomes truth . What horrible lumps of shit they truly are .

@themudpit621

Жыл бұрын

you never see the diagonals coming....

@JuT11

8 ай бұрын

Well if you look closer, he actually lost.. 😅

I love the naked mole rat. Did you know it's one of the only (if not the only) mammalian eusocial species? Meaning it has a similar social structure to ants. A queen, workers etc. The Greater Blind Mole Rat is beautiful though, even though they're not eusocial.

@markcarey67

Жыл бұрын

The amazing thing is that the criteria for a eusocial mammal was predicted before one was ever discovered by evolutionary biologist Dick Alexander....then it was found: "Richard D Alexander made a prediction based on first principles of the evolution of social behavior. Although common in social insects, eusociality-the social system with a queen and sterile workers-was unknown in any other taxa. Under the appropriate set of conditions, Alexander predicted, evolution ought to produce a eusocial vertebrate, even though eusociality in the naked mole-rat (or any other vertebrate) was unknown at the time."

@markcarey67

Жыл бұрын

Parenthetically I disagree with some of the common stricter criteria of eusociality although I'm in allegiance with E.O. Wilson on this - I think it is indisputable that humans are eusocial - if you have cities, armies, agriculture trade and free movement of people and information between unrelated colonies then you are undoubtedly eusocial unless you want to invent another name for something beyond eusociality.

@quotient9974

Жыл бұрын

@@markcarey67 isn’t the word societal?

@skyreacherdude2887

Жыл бұрын

and they are basically immune to cancer

@AshiwiZuni

Жыл бұрын

Ive always thought it was so funny that its very name, along with a few other animals is just a composition of things it kind of reminds us of, but certainly isnt. Hence a mole-rat being neither mole, nor rat!

As an American that works overnight, its a pleasure seeing your video pop up as I'm walking into work. Thanks a lot

@КГБКолДжорджКостанца

Жыл бұрын

I'm Russian but I have to work in a few hours where I am, surprisingly I've seen more employees work than 3-5 years ago

@galacticupfan7386

Жыл бұрын

@@КГБКолДжорджКостанцаhow are things going over there? (Assuming you’re still in Russia)

@enverse244

Жыл бұрын

@@galacticupfan7386 ABSOLUTLEY FANTASTIC, NO KOMPLAINTS HERE IT'S FUCKING GREAT

@mabziewashere

Жыл бұрын

@@enverse244 blink twice if you need help cuz 🥸

@americannightmare425

Жыл бұрын

@@enverse244 uhhhhhh +100 social credit?

Love the idea that he was ready for a nice Friday afternoon, couple of drinks and chill. Then a 30 minute video drops that his colleagues friends and family will watch tearing his professional career apart. Have a great weekend!

@KruelAidMan

Жыл бұрын

lel he doesn't get invited to drinks

@themudpit621

Жыл бұрын

@@KruelAidMan drinking alone, and also chill... ing... alone....

Lived with my dad in housing commission, didn't have to worry about the cost of parking in the city since we didn't have a car, just caught the train to the city.

The naked mole rat is the only mammal with the same social structure as insects (a queen and her completely expendable drones), so this tracks. When an intruder enters their tunnel system a drone will sacrifice themselves while other drones fill in to wall them off from the queen. They also eat each others poo.

@bigclint5622

Жыл бұрын

second part caught me by surprise lol

@ShuckleII

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ariadneschild8460

Жыл бұрын

How fitting.

@AB0BA_69

Жыл бұрын

But Rick is gay... Can gays be simps?? 😂

@beeeennnnnnn

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

I love the fact american conservatives think jordies is owning the libs... not realizing that the libs in australia are the right wing party

@Tony-ke2fs

Жыл бұрын

😭So cursed

@punishedbnnuy

Жыл бұрын

It's kind of funny but oh-so predictable of them, crazily out of touch and don't even realize that the overton window in America is already right-leaning. (i.e. corpo oriented). It's a major reason why I'm so happy not being an American coz us Aussies do have a chance for a better country with the Labor party.

@kingcosworth2643

Жыл бұрын

Nothing right wing about our Liberal party. The two parties are left or far left. There is absolutely nothing 'conservative' with the way the liberals have been running the economy. Printing, borrowing and spending endless amounts of money as well as shutting down the economy for no recorded effect (with all the world wide lockdowns, 95% of the world population caught the '19, and they got told this would happen regardless of lockdown, but they knew better). All this behaviour is leftwing, and a more socialist style of running an economy and society, and it is exactly why inflation and interest rates are sky rocketing, death rates from cancer and unknown causes have exploded and are far higher now than at anytime over covid, way higher. Nobody is talking about that though, because they don't give a sh1t about the lives of citizens, they just say they do because dopes fall for it. I will repeat, there is nothing conservative about the Liberals.

@AB0BA_69

Жыл бұрын

@@punishedbnnuy Bro, Australia is literally America's b*tch culturally (you watch our movies), militarily (you buy our surplus weapons) and on an industrial level (when's the last time Aus manufactured their own car?). Sucks to suck, eh, "mate"?

@thepoliticalgunnut8018

Жыл бұрын

The irony in this comment is palpable.

Bro I don't even know who that man is I'm fucking Romanian yet this is still one of the most entertaining and detailed roasts I've ever seen

i'm trans and queer but absolutely hate when people use those terms as guilt smearing, "envy me for my endured hate, anyways here's my biased story about something entirely unrelated to that which furthers my own agenda" I am in no way dunking on those who fight for rights, and these things do happen a lot, but guilt and clout farming is simply gross and undermines the actual advocates. as Fahrenheit 451 said, the first means of mass oppression is the minorities being able to unlist any media because it's vaguely offensive to them, just because Shrek 2 made an aged joke once about a cross dresser doesn't mean it needs to be hidden from the eyes of the people. so this man saying he's gay for empathy (using his opinion to further biased media and by extension sway people towards unreliable information) only to do things like throw a pity party about a family needing to get basic employment and contribution to society is just gross. it's a problem in media everywhere, especially within some LGBTQ people, and I don't think people are called out enough on it. it even gives queer minorities a bad rap for a few bad accounts infesting Twitter and things like this, and it's not okay! thanks for reading my vent comment, and please remember that it's okay to call these people out and that they do NOT represent their community as a whole. people who use these tactics on a bigger scale such as this are disgusting individuals, and I hope they get what they deserve one day.

@user-cb3mz9kj4l

Жыл бұрын

100% agree

@penispensar9071

Жыл бұрын

I think this is a topic that is hard not to polarize on. On one hand, dark humor is a perfectly permissible thing, but on the other, straight up making insensitive jokes with the punch line being somebody’s existence is pretty damn cringe. A cross dresser joke in a Pixar film isn’t worth cancel culture, plus a lot of jokes like that ARE funny. However, I think it’s also okay to express annoyance or anger at genuine attempts to harm. Me personally, I wouldn’t take someone I don’t know well making homophobic jokes at me. Or a politician known for campaigning against queer rights. But I do find those jokes funny with peers. Issue is, people see “cross dresser joke in shrek movie not big deal” and equate it with “people should be allowed to make any insensitive joke with no repercussions”, and the other side sees “politicians shouldn’t make demeaning jokes about trans people” with “no dark or edgy humor or anything construed as anti-trans should ever be uttered”.. Real frustrating stuff.

@humanperson3365

Жыл бұрын

Based

@transsnack

10 ай бұрын

Same. It's exhausting, and it inevitably blows back on those of us who don't have the public notoriety and money to weather the cr*p storm they blow in.

When will people realise attacking Jordies is tantamount to assassinating their own character.

@Snowie7826

Жыл бұрын

If they don't, they'll be fired XD

@0Clewi0

Жыл бұрын

they don't care as long as their own buble says they're in the right

@peterwilliamson9600

Жыл бұрын

It is a classic story of stones and glass houses, or was it fires in kitchens?

@HumanTooth

Жыл бұрын

​@@peterwilliamson9600 Kitchens in glass stones, I think

@SabbaticusRex

Жыл бұрын

They flick an elastic band towards him smugly and some time later hear a strange creaking sound as a tactical nuke is rolled into their lobbies .

As an American i have far too much knowledge about Australian politics because of this wonderful man

@firesideshats

Жыл бұрын

Glad we could ram some of our crap down your throat like we get about yours . Feels nice to give back man enjoy

@FrothingFoulness

Жыл бұрын

Anything you prefer about Australia’s system over Americas?

@0Clewi0

Жыл бұрын

they the juice media honest government ads

@iandonnelly6684

Жыл бұрын

​@@FrothingFoulnessmandatory voting and a functional labor party we need unions here socalisim is the only way forward

@burp2019

Жыл бұрын

i now know more about australian politics than my own country's politics

I could barely process all the smart, snarky, cheeky banter because I was tired while watching but you are just a joy to listen to, please keep doing what you do

Going after Jordies kinda reminds me of this line from A Knight's Tale: 'I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.' I think the only worthy journos that might have been capable of taking Jordies on retired back in the 80s; and even then, If they were a good journo why would they bother? The Australian Media really is an open sewer.

Rick Morton wouldnt survive working a maccas shift

@mingbotlarue5694

Жыл бұрын

Don't give him any ideas for his next book

@mrfrenly.wowwww

10 ай бұрын

I went to school with him. He was a tool then, but he's just a cunt now.

@enderguardian7443

3 ай бұрын

especially if scomo was there

@ProbablyNotLegit

Ай бұрын

Especially the one in Engadine in 1996

@lightsupportweapon

Ай бұрын

definitely not inside of the newly converted hamish mcdonalds

JORDIES! Jordan Shanks! This has gone on long enough! You MUST get a Warhammer 40k tattoo! You promised at 1 million subs! I demand it!

@phoenixdemarino1714

Жыл бұрын

Listen to the people!

@rhythmandblues_alibi

Жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for more MAFS reacts videos 😅😆😆

@mrtheman548

Жыл бұрын

Bumping this comment. Promises must be kept

This clown’s sob story was amazing. His mum had to get a job. I bet he still has nightmares about that one

I thought Jordies' impression of Rick was just an over the top one like he normally does, but when he got to Rick's interview about his childhood it scared me just how accurate it was lmao

I would absolutely read a Paul Keating book which I can only imagine would be titled "A list of hack corpo journalists I destroyed in their own interviews and made cry afterwards by being mean to them: A Memoir"

@camillapalmer82

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 agreed

@TheBunnan

Жыл бұрын

Can get that as an audio book read by the author? Please?

@Elitist20

Жыл бұрын

There is one book of a series of extended interviews with Kerry O'Brien.

I’m not going to pretend I know anything about Australian politics and journalists, but man, that was so incredibly written, and brutal. I would have been laughing if my jaw hadn’t fallen to the floor. Brilliant, just brilliant.

the epitome of "you want something to cry about, here ya go"

I reckon Paul Keating really enjoys friendly jordies. I can imagine him rolling around laughing.

I haven't heard you rant this hard and beautifully, like a comedic poet harlequin, since Bruz and before that Malcolm Turnbull. bravo Jordy...Bravo...

My parents had to budget for instant coffee. "Are we having guests this week?". I'm not special, but RN thinks he should be interviewed on being poor for a fucking year.

@mikespearwood3914

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, no self-awareness whatsoever!

@McBlazington

Жыл бұрын

@@mikespearwood3914 "We couldn't afford $30 parking" Did your mum have to mix oats with mince to make it last longer? Dude maxes out a credit card for a $2500 SLR when real poor trauma is still thinking you can't afford a tub of yoghurt despite now being married in your 30s with two decent paying professional incomes.

@Stephanie-we5ep

Жыл бұрын

I swear the trauma of genuine, "we're having sleep for dinner" poverty never really leaves.

@McBlazington

Жыл бұрын

@@Stephanie-we5ep I was luckily never without a meal, toast counts as a meal.

@mikespearwood3914

Жыл бұрын

@@McBlazington Had a childhood based on having powdered milk with cereal. Couldn't believe how delicious regular full cream milk was when I first had it.

Strangely Rick Morton has not one article in today's "The Saturday Paper".

"I'd say you wrote the book on it, but you wrote *three*!" Absolute gold as usual

That comment about Warhammer fans was so uncalled for 😂

@Nikkska

Жыл бұрын

Friendlyjordies is actually a Warhammer channel pretending to be journalism 😉

@hoilst265

Жыл бұрын

Journo here (yes, I realise how suicidal that is posting this here, but I'm basically not worth worrying about)...the funny thing is those 40-year-old female journos LOVE Warhammer nerds. Why? You guys are seen as soft doormats with good money who can support their lifestyles in the relatively low-paying jobs, while making sure they look strong and independent by being able to stand over their husbands. You get to support them when their career tanks in their thirties and they decide to write a book.

@comet.x

Жыл бұрын

as a seriously underweight warnammer fan... can confirm lmao

"I don't think you're a good source for politics" and Jordies took that personally

I can truely imagine the wonderful moment of laughter when the team handed Jordies the quote from Riley or whatever his name was claiming, and being proud of being relatable to a naked mole rat. The slams on Journo's are by far my favorite series of videos (besides Yilamz of course).

Jordies, long time watcher first time commentator (probably have commentated a few, but the whispers of alcohol can give a young man length, depth and breadth of confidence). I speak to you not as the lone journalist but as the team of people that through the voice of one can shine a light on the darkest parts of our local society and political system. The gap between comedic relief and true journalism has thwarted the tards we get on Aussie TV (i.e. The Project). I find it, in honest words, fucking beautiful how you can now tailor a small segment to our American friends who now can see the influence that the grey crusty ex-Australian leather (he shall have no name) has on their media. Just keep doing what you've always done. Alas I'm not in a financial position to contribute to patreon as of date, however I hope my words can offer small credence to all of your work. P.s as a studying scientist I'd love to look into more of the push for STEM in schools. It seems the only way to make "money" in those fields is to contribute to the defence/fossil fuel force. This could be my negligence to the subject but in my experience it's what I've seen

Jesus christ. That was so harsh I almost felt sorry for the guy... almost.

@ScubaDivinginSeattle

Жыл бұрын

Keyword being "almost" lmao

A couple of years ago I used to work at Kmart Marrickville Metro, I was a self serve assitant and of all people Joe Hildebrand came in. Jordan isnt wrong about his rat like attitude,walked to the machines and had a face that really looked like he was afraid of everything. Made my shift a lot funnier. 🤣

@elmoandicecube6779

Жыл бұрын

What was a man like that doing in a shit hole like metro Kmart lmao, never mind it answers itself

@CheeseInTheOven

Жыл бұрын

Mfkers involved with the lnp are always like that. Its so funny how high and mighty they act on tv and in the papers yet in person they either act like the 6 yo on their dad's phone while waiting for their dental check up or like rats out of a nest

@Elitist20

Жыл бұрын

I've seen him at Ashfield Woolies.

I came from a two parent household and even my parents said they wouldn’t go to the city because parking was too expensive.

@mikespearwood3914

Жыл бұрын

Write a book about it!😜

I imagine rick watched half of this, cried, and is now on his way to write a new book about how hard it is to throw stones in a glass house

"the only brick hes ever lift is his man boob to check for lumps" fucking gold

"I'm not paid by Labor. I'm paid by...." Me: Waluigi?

@kieran10202

Жыл бұрын

Wario is in bed with the nationals, Waluigi fights for the working man

@beeeennnnnnn

Жыл бұрын

WAAAAH

Jordies: reads bad press about himself. Also Jordies: today I have chosen violence

@attilajuhasz2526

Жыл бұрын

...and, he has chosen... Wisely.

Thank you Jordan. Listening to you and Keating take down the so call journalists brings a tear to my 47 yr old eyes.

Oh nooooo he had a low paying journalist job in a new city at the age of 18, poor guy! I’ve never heard of anyone with a harder and/or lower paying job ever! Washing dishes for $12 an hour was way easier than being a journalist that’s for sure

@rhythmandblues_alibi

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? Boohoooooo

@esmeraldagreengate4354

Жыл бұрын

Being a daycare trainee cleaning vomit and snotty noses and shitty arses for $8 an hour and travelling 2hours each way for the privilege couldn't have been as hard as this guy had it I reckon.

@danumba1son419

Жыл бұрын

@@esmeraldagreengate4354 yeah no chance, this poor blokes Mum even had to get a job, can you you believe it?! The struggle is real

If Rick's parents had a "Governess" how the Hell is he working class ??? But I guess like every stereotype he loves Mummy the most.. LOL

I don't watch all your videos but I do watch the ones relating to media/politics and this one was hilarious. The finale was awesome and every time the mole rat came on the screen I died. The last line was perfect. I am going to join your patreon right now because of this episode. Thanks, be good

Ya know Jordon can i just say i'm glad you do video's like this I never would of known public executions are still legal in this day and age

This is gold. I'm more invested in Australian government and journalism than the city and country I live in. This makes me want to move to Australia just to vote and make friendlyjordies enemies' life harder.

@samphelps856

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Dive on in!

@PandaKnight52

Жыл бұрын

Do it !

@SabbaticusRex

Жыл бұрын

Impossible . You cannot make their lives any harder ; they already have to live with themselves .

@iandonnelly6684

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Get into your local politics! I garntee your town council has wild shit happening. In my little town the Fuckin Mafia Bribed the council to put a Whole Foods in and got the parking lot built over a public park. like ur needed at home Dude

@mustardistasty

Жыл бұрын

Please come

Also I find Rick comparing himself to mole rats as a bit of an insult to Mole Rats. This is an animal that is immune to cancer and doesn't feel pain. Whereas Rick is a cancer and thrives off other peoples pain.

@TSmith-yy3cc

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🥇

@blublubblub

Жыл бұрын

Well, cancer can't get cancer, and feeling no pain and thriving off other people's pain are not mutually exclusive (taps temple with index finger repeatedly, 5head move)

@comet.x

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​@@blublubblub it actually can. look up 'supercancers', which is when cancer gets cancer. (this can even kill the cancer)

@nickyboy22071989

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@@blublubblub you got me there.

@blublubblub

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@@poeepee1715 that actually makes sense, I thought there was no reason for that not to be the case immediately after posting, but why split hairs when I can avoid the "(edited)" tag and have a pristine, unadulterated sarcastic comment😂 Sometimes I feel like editing a comment is like thinking the perfect comeback in a confrontation, but only the next day, while in the shower. You know what they say, "Perfect" is the enemy of "Good"...😂😂😂

You are sadly paid by Labor, The labor of the general population putting together their scraps to promote someone they believe in. Thank you friendlyjordies for actually standing up to the rich.

Its incredible how his ‘trauma’ in housing commission (for two minutes) is the average lower class experience. Why are people like him talking to and for the nation??

6:15 mighty rich of Dominic Perrottet to say no one takes Jodi McKay seriously, looking the way he does. He looks like an orthodontist on the sex offenders registry. I don’t know a single person that takes him seriously...

Ja Rule's Funktime Spooktacular has really taken a turn.

I've been watching this content for 3 years now keep it up :).This Content is not only hilarious but informative.

I don't even know what to say every video on this channel leaves me in absolute awe i love it

That’s as severe a public roasting as I can ever recall LOL. Ricky shows up on The Drum every now and then, be interesting to see him on there again and if anyone on there has the stones to put it to him …

@bronwynburns7421

Жыл бұрын

He's on the drum too often. so I don't watch now. Always saying utter crap. Fat c$×t. He's the pits.

'Bunyip Aristocracy' - I'm stealing that one. I can picture a bunch of swamp creatures in top hats and monocles complaining about the woke mob.

Been watching since you talked about your house being burnt down. This has been a great pastime seeing someone be able to be an actual journalist.

Went to school with Rick, couldn't have happened to a more deserving bloke.

Another fine entry for the 'friendlyjordies scorched earth' catalogue

The childhood described in the podcast (?) is the childhood of 7/10 kids at my rural public highschool, with 2 of 10 probably being worse off than that and 1/10 being secure. I'm not saying it's not tough to go through the loss of a parent (family breakdown, divorce, addiction, neglect, suicide, etc) and financial stress but I don't consider that degree of disadvantage to be exceptional. It was and probably still is just that common.

@hoilst265

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It looks terrible and unique because in Rick's journalistic milieu - as Jordan says, Melbourne Private School girls whose first car was something made in Germany with leather seats - it is UNTHINKABLY impoverished. In that they've never had to think about it before. It's a new concept to them. "UNABLE TO AFFORD STUFF?!" "NOT LIVING IN MELBOURNE?!" Oh my god, the tragedy of it all! Source: am a rural kid who is...yeah...a journo and a writer and am *constantly* asked to mine my childhood trauma for the feckless urbanites. I know *exactly* the types Jordan is talking about.

So hard being a child of a single parent who cant afford parking in the city... My mum was a single mum of 6 kids and found a way to get us fed and housed, while we pretty much had to fend for ourselves. We have all made a successful lives for ourselves and never whinged or complained about it. This man is so far removed from actual struggle and hardship. Yea our lives weren't easy but we are grateful we won the birth lottery being born in Australia, not Afghanistan or China. What a Narcissistic, oblivious, and entitled fool.

He'll write 3 more books from the trauma out of this video

Jordies giving Rick Morten the Amercian history X gutter head kick lmao

I had an argument with my boss today, this made me feel better. Really it was an out and out yelling match. I won.

I don't know how I, in Northern Ireland, was recommended this, but damn NI could do with an FJ.

"The cold disinfectes the shame" if you had constipation before that, you wouldn't after that comment. Thank god you, the viewer was already sitting on the toilet to really enjoy this episode. I know i am and it was a riot of a laughing good time. Good job there friendly jordies

Maxed out his credit card in stupid shit he couldn’t repay?That’s the norm for teenagers lol. Edit: also that mole ray picture gave me a fucking heart attack 😂

The single fact that made me laugh harder than any goddamn thing else in this video is that Rick Morton claims to be working class when he went to FUCKING BOND. And paid full rate, I bet.

Jordies Vs Journos never gets old.

I live about 300km from Rick Morton and I can honestly say this is the first I've heard of him. He's written three books about himself? Narcissism in it's most evil form. Imagine if this guy actually held power? Things could be far worse than they have been the past few years in this country!

Imagine writing three books about yourself 😂😂

@julianaFinn

Жыл бұрын

The narcissism and "star of my own movie" level of entitlement blows my mind.

@ivanolsen8596

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Would be interesting to know how many copies sold, apart from what his mother bought.

@julianaFinn

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@@ivanolsen8596 YES! I must google that...

@ivanolsen8596

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@@julianaFinn Please let me know what you find, if it is more than 5, I will buy drinks for everyone, well maybe not.

I love how every time a journalist complains about a specific aspect of Jordan's comedy he leans into it immediately lmao

It's been percolating in my mind for some time, but now I am sure. Folks we have found Paul Keatings love child.

love your work Jordie, I am rooting for you from Iceland your work is very imporant. Watching you destroy all the tools like that is poetry

I cannot get past the two already pre-existing connect-fours visible in frame as he leads up to the big one. My guy the game was already over

The saddest part about this is that he connected four twice, and they will still say he's payed by labour. At least he will always have a smooth transition into a patreon ad

Friendlyjordies treats politics like youtube drama and i fully support it

Laughed my friggin head off when mole rats mum had to get a job for the first time and she had to budget for parking meters and Jordies monacle fell into the champagne HAHAHAHA

Over 30 mins of jordies, I can't wait to get home from work

I like that there is already a 4 in row of black and purple chips 9:46

When he hung up, I pictured John Laws saying after Norman hung up: "I don't think death is on the cards, but we can only hope."

My mother dragged herself out of poverty and an alcoholic father, got herself into the navy as a pleb, became a WRANS officer, then had to resign (law) when she got married, ensuring that after liberating herself from one abusive man, she became dependent on another one, who then couldn’t be a father, which saw my mother working 7 days a week with three girls under 10 and then for the rest of her life.

Holy shit what a thumbnail. That's some of the most eye catching and funny baked meme type stuff. Great work.

I like it when you pick on Journos.

I’m glad we’re on the same side as @friendlyjordies . He is Attila the Hun when it comes to destroying his enemies! 😂😂⚔️⚔️

The connect 4 showing you had already won this but went on to double destroy them is quite the touch

I'm surprised you didn't bring up that naked mole rats are the only mammal to have essentially a hivemind.

I'm painting Warhammer 40k models as I watch this video 😂

this is an aussie bbq buffet of great insults, glad to see you guys have lumpy bugmen journalists like over here. best of luck down under

I'd pay a month's wages to be a fly on the wall when Morton watches this! LMAOOOO

He looks like Bam Margera finally got through rehab and is 90 days sober.

@jamesk7777

Жыл бұрын

Specific but funny

Tub tub's going to need a few bottles of rosé and a support person after this. Lol

I'm considering moving to Aus and getting into politics just so Jordie can break me down and humble me. Amazing vid even as a Brit that's not into politics