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@fluoromarx

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the third like bruz

@felixthecat1672

3 жыл бұрын

Ok. I'll sign up, but you need to do an interview with the man, the legend, Keating.

@denverjames4864

3 жыл бұрын

Righto, but next week you ought to use a rockmelon instead

@BinaryBunyip

3 жыл бұрын

If they're not s-t-nic cr-zy reptili-n sh-peshifters, when why are they acting like they are? They can't be this obtuse without a plan behind it all. They all fake cry on TV, but go home and fap over how much damage & suffering they cause. They love it. They feed off that fear & suffering. ..And then people wonder why some people just give up.

@dpersonal4187

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the US. This was a hard video to watch They are doing the same here - the goal is to cause economic collapse so that the rich can scoop up assets on the cheap, just like the banking meltdown.

Fun fact- I spent the $1000 Rudd gave us on a Panasonic plasma TV & 15 years later it's still going.

@gavinvarian9470

3 жыл бұрын

I used it to get more money from the government. It was great

@jackykew9905

3 жыл бұрын

I also have a Panasonic plasma that's going after 10 years 😂

@SleimanSam

3 жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏👏

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Panasonic!

@DrKiBs

3 жыл бұрын

I, Kibble also purchased a Panasonic plasma with said $1000 from Mr Rudd’s stimulus. It too is still going strong after all these years.

I'm self employed and after one month of jobkeeper, the ATO put a sanction on my TFN and I had to prove that I wasn't scamming them 👉😎👉 good to know that big businesses were able to keep claiming while I went 3 months without income

@joostin123

3 жыл бұрын

The ATO are snakes. They've been accused of beating down micro to medium sized businesses and letting bigger business get away with shit

@TheNanoNinja

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why it wasn't delivered by either Centerlink or the ATO. Even from the start, I thought it was a floored plan. I get really annoyed when people say, it kept people tied to their jobs. I don't think it did and I think that it didn't matter. What people wanted was to pay rent and put food on the table.

@David-lr2vi

3 жыл бұрын

@@joostin123 Accused? That’s their MO.

@joostin123

3 жыл бұрын

@@David-lr2vi only said accused because there hasn't been a royal commission (doubt there ever will be). The current government is so corrupt but current voters just want to shut up and take it.

@adamp3595

3 жыл бұрын

It took 3 months for them to resume payments?

rudd saying "listen here simps" nearly made me piss myself laughing

Of course Jordies can do every single regional and ethnic Australian accent phenomenally, but then does an impression of a New Zealander as if he's never met one.

@Nyaliva

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, when Jordan said "STOP SOUNDING LIKE AUSTRALIANS THAT ARE MELTING!" I burst out laughing and had to pause the video until I stopped.

@mrodo5175

Жыл бұрын

Sounded pretty spot on to me

@PrawnAddiction

11 ай бұрын

I'm a New Zealander and I'm here for it!

Jordan: *make a sophisticated, nuanced argument* Also Jordan: *smacks himself in the head with a coconut*

@heartlightintuition

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment. 🤣

@janetrussell3288

3 жыл бұрын

That would have hurt so much, but at least Jordan can keep making videos and isn't a coconut statistic! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

@samdowner1792

3 жыл бұрын

@@fyveohms9866 is that the resistance in your single brain cell?

@joshschadenfrydenborg7645

3 жыл бұрын

Resistance is futile!

@letmeexplain1816

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshschadenfrydenborg7645 😂😂

Jordies we need a family edit of this to share with older family who won't be able to take anything away from this besides "that man swears a lot". Pretty please

@zeldaau1017

3 жыл бұрын

seriously this video is genuinely amazing with the potential it has to convince older people, especially parents (that one tangent about "creating a debt YOUR CHILDREN will have to pay off" was PERFECT) but if i show this to my lib parents they'll just wave a hand at everything and i will suffer

@whoveniledelinquent

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. My 85 year old dad, tradie then union organiser thinks showmo is ok. All because he still reads the paper and watches commercial TV. Help me please.

@the13inquisitor59

3 жыл бұрын

Get this guy up there. He's on to something.

@naomibelet

3 жыл бұрын

Thisssss 100% - like, when Jordie released his video on Narrandera I instantly shared it with my mum because in all the years I’ve been watching it felt like his first video that I knew wouldn’t put her off with inappropriate jokes. Obvs I like his humour and I know it’s how he built his audience but I do feel like it limits his potential audience reach. (I only care because I think what he’s saying is so important.)

@thestreetrat3660

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomibelet Too bad he doesn't read comments...

I've learned more about my countries government in 2 hours of watching your videos than I did during my 13 years of school

@trueKorvus

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you think a government education system would provide you self critical content? I mean, teachers aren't allowed to criticise the Education Department, it's illegal. Best school does is, hopefully, hone your critical thought so you can figure shit out afterwards.

@infinite8382

2 жыл бұрын

how much of what we 'learnt' in school do we use in real life, and how much of what we learn in real life was never taught in school. the "education" system is a collosal wast of thyme, thou it did done gone tort me ta spelt gord ;p If humanity is not some galactic experiment or reality show for aliens to laugh at, then i dont know what were doing here.

@wayneegan7356

2 жыл бұрын

@@infinite8382 and if you went to a religious school ......imagine....

@infinite8382

2 жыл бұрын

@@wayneegan7356 No need to imagine, i did :/

@iqcq2063

Жыл бұрын

I know people who know more about US politics than our own

I don't live in Australia. I just truly enjoy your videos. I appreciate your work gathering this information and preparing it for others. People like you are so valuable to every country.

@trishlatham4958

2 жыл бұрын

Hear hear!!!

@MrDeano-eu9rg

2 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 holding feet to the fire is extremely important because other wanker politicians won't want to get voted out for the same incompetence

@MrDeano-eu9rg

2 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 for now but if you vote SAP we can change things.

@MrDeano-eu9rg

2 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 SAP Sustainable Australia Party

@MrDeano-eu9rg

2 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 I'm new to the party but it's still small enough to (hopefully) build it up without corruption. If more people knew about us then we would definitely get alot of backing especially in Melbourne and Sydney as we're effected by over population leading to price gouging on houses. We're working on a youtube ad now.

My grandmother worked for Denver beanland, a liberal mp in Brisbane and I showed my mother your videos and she voted labor in the last election. Thank you for actually providing a service that not only benefits Australians, but also sources the information and presents it in a way that people like my mum appreciate. I’m trying to get my dad on board right now. Keep it up! Mum and I watch your videos a lot together and go through the sources you quote so we are actually making informed decisions thank you so much it’s actually made me a lot closer with her

@BigL.10

3 жыл бұрын

good job getting others on board not just reinforcing your own ideas

@nullusanxietas2379

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of Denver beanland, I know something I can't tell that Aussie press would love to ignore. I wish I could spill the *beans.* I suppose I could tell Jordies...

@nullusanxietas2379

3 жыл бұрын

What I can say is that the guy is an asshole who uses people and is only out for himself. A cookie-cutter lib. He caused someone I care about quite a bit of pain.

@terryquarton2523

3 жыл бұрын

I told my mother to vote labour if she still wanted to live here in Queensland first time in her life 89

@Nic123400

3 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 cool man appreciate the opinion

Every time I try to look at Scott Morrisons eyes, I'm left feeling empty inside. Australia has such wasted potential.

@stevejames5900

3 жыл бұрын

Yes the Windsor's royal choice of abject colonial vapidity and waste.

@lostinspace699

3 жыл бұрын

Stop looking at Scott Morrison and look at your self what is the alterative More taxing more government

@KruelAidMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@lostinspace699 lol @ your subscriptions

@cameronmiles645

3 жыл бұрын

@@lostinspace699 Labor (sadly) says they will not tax/spend more/less if they win the next election. They’ll spend in smarter ways, but won’t increase taxes or make a bigger government.

@josephj6521

3 жыл бұрын

@@lostinspace699 more taxing? I’m paying more tax earning less money compared to when labor was in government! Where do you get your bullshyte from? Yes, I am earning less now compared to 2011! Less! How cool is it earning less money and yet paying more taxes.

I know one of the people that was managing homebuilder in Tasmania from shortly after it was announced until now. From what they told me the scheme had two (2) employees in Tasmania, them and another person, to manage all aspects of homebuilder which included receiving the applications, answering questions, reviewing applications, transfering money, answering complaints, etc. which had them in catastrophic stress due to the lack of resources. This was further compounded by the Federal government giving them access to the money to enact homebuilder but not actually allowing them to hire enough staff to manage the scheme with the money. The end result was state government employees were pulled away from other duties to manage the federal scheme but the states couldn't add more resources because it would have come from their own budget during a lockdown. It was designed to look good on paper, but fail in implementation and look like the states were the cause of the failure.

Abbott is probably the worst Prime Minister we've ever had. *Scott Morrison*: "Hold my beer"

@johannbrandstatter7419

3 жыл бұрын

Worst Prime Minister? No probably necessary here - John Winston Howard !

@samdowner1792

3 жыл бұрын

@@johannbrandstatter7419 Exacvtly, Abbott was just Howard' s mini me.

@MeritedLine1491

3 жыл бұрын

I would have said Menzies, but that works too

@iqbaltimol2676

2 жыл бұрын

You are so bloody right. Abbott was the shittiest leader of Australia. Howard and Morrison are not far behind.

@grahampahl7100

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. Howard would have to be the worst, and they still wheel him out for liberal bashes.

In the UK we use Australia as a model example for how to handle covid, which shows how bad things have gone here

@skeeter3969

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah don't, or just use "lucky those convicts are on an island" haha

@faloopindaloop8037

3 жыл бұрын

Well you got the island part right. Just need to reduce your population and have more sun....oh wait.

@captain-chair

3 жыл бұрын

@@faloopindaloop8037 That wasn't part of Brexit was it? Turn the Island of Great Britain into a space ship then fly it into Equatorial Guinea, then recolonize Africa.

@HandmadeDarcy

3 жыл бұрын

The example from Australia that is - rightfully - held up as gold standard, is the fast and hard lockdowns, and excellent contact tracing that are controlling outbreaks in Victoria, not actually the whole of Australia. It’s not a coincidence that Victoria has a Labor government and so is not in thrall to the chamber of commerce and can act for the protection of the people (whether the people appreciate it or not). The federal (national) government is Tory and so they have acted on big business advice/demands when it comes to their responsibilities in closing borders, income support (states cannot raise money through taxes so social welfare is federal), and vaccine rollout - all of which is also an example… of what not to do.

@sugarplumk2381

2 жыл бұрын

That was true until Delta arrived and we didn’t have our vaccine rollout, let alone enough vaccines sorted. The Gladys really dropped the ball.

hyped for another all lowercase single word scomo vid

@alexphotoman

3 жыл бұрын

I know...right

@Triforceman1

3 жыл бұрын

Or a “scovid” 😂

@warrenbennett1863

3 жыл бұрын

How about SLOMO.

It's honestly so hard to believe he is still the PM... One would think that after that many fuckups there would be no confidence left for him

@allandaly2573

2 жыл бұрын

Have a look at the nutcase private school namby pamby Tory scaming scary scummy poncey poontanger candidate's that the liberals have to pick from.Easy to see why they have poor old slomo.

@iqbaltimol2676

2 жыл бұрын

He is in power because of evangelical or other religious organisation support. It’s all part of the plan.

Im one of the unlucky ones that works in a nursing home. Admitedly it was terrible before covid with a lack of funding in all areas. Now its so much worse. I dont see a viable way for homes to stay functional for much more. It really needs more money and more actual care put into it

@iqbaltimol2676

2 жыл бұрын

One consolation: our politicians are well provided for. The politicians in the US are a hundred times more corrupt.

he chose to have lockdown happen AFTER his for profit church had it's multi week conference wrap up

This felt like a classic jordies mega end-of-the-world rant video from the olde days. Good stuff

@kingt0295

3 жыл бұрын

Me makes one of these longer form vids every few months on top of a lot of content every week, him and his team is a youtube workhorse lol

On top of that, I think that was the year New Zealand won Battlebots too.

25:33 ok, clarinet nerd here, you may think the distinction between a clarinet and a saxophone is the material or the curve a sax has, maybe even the distinction between having open holes like most clarinet or keys like a sax, but the distinction is is actually none of the above. if you made a clarinet out of brass it would sound like a slightly brighter than normal clarinet, and if you made a saxophone out of wood, it would sound like a darker sax. neither instrument swaps their sound when made of the other material. same for the shape, the earliest saxophones were actually straight and had to be played standing or even elevated so you wouldn’t be banging it on the ground while you played it, and bass clarinets are *roughly* normal saxophone shaped. The holes don’t matter either, there are plateau clarinets which have keys like a sax, and the main reason saxophones don’t have open holes is because you’d need massive hands to cover them. i believe bass clarinets also have keys and not open holes. So what is the difference? Well I’m glad you asked! The real difference between a saxophone and a clarinet is, drumroll please: The shape of the bore! Saxophones have a conical bore, meaning the end you blow into is significantly smaller than the end the sound comes out of, and it gets gradually bigger as you get closer to the bell end. Whereas, the clarinet has a cylindrical bore, meaning, if you ignore the bell and the mouthpiece, the end you blow into and the end the sound comes out of are roughly the same diameter, with a taper down on the mouthpiece because it wouldn’t work without it and a taper open at the bell to amplify the sound. Hope that explanation didn’t *BORE* our readers! Okay I’ll see myself out… And yes, pedants who are gonna pedant my mild pedanticism here, I know that, at least on a clarinet, the sound largely comes out of the holes and not the bell, but the bell is there for a reason, so I’d say calling it the end the sound comes out of is fair.

Gonna grab some Pizza first STOOOOGE

@David_636

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I'm literally making a pizza rn

@matthewbaker9176

3 жыл бұрын

I’m picking it up in a bit

@timmymorris91

3 жыл бұрын

I’m literally eating dominos right now

@Cheekynandos10087

3 жыл бұрын

Mine just arrived STOOOOOGE

@lach890

3 жыл бұрын

literally just sat down with my pizza

"We just winged a pandemic like an English speech in year 10" Why do I feel so fucking seen 😂

So i went for tour of my old primary school. Much the same but it never had a dedicated music room. we used an old nun house. So after rudds term they got a brand new building and hall. Brought a tear to my eye. Good ol Rudd.

Would love to see a short analysis going into where the Libs get their numbers for stuff like "We've created 9 million jobs since COVID began!" when a similar amount of jobs have actually disappeared. They clearly have a very unique method of defining job creation.

Scot Morrison has got to be the worst leader in Australian history.

@TheMysticCastle42

3 жыл бұрын

Settle down. Abbott exists.

@ausfighter1186

3 жыл бұрын

Nah scomo is worse

@cpodgorelec

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMysticCastle42 Abbott was an introduction to Scovid.

@milesellis2847

3 жыл бұрын

Billy MacMahon?

@joshschadenfrydenborg7645

3 жыл бұрын

And perhaps the future too, when you think about a gas led recovery...

I love that he's basically using Marcus Paul as stand in, for not just his dad, but dad's in general now......

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

I dont see a problem with how talks about daddy Marcus.

Kiwi's didn't even get government assistance during the lockdown in Australia, but Australians in New Zealand got government assistance. I'm one of those Kiwi's and had to live off of my savings.

@sforbesgocka

3 жыл бұрын

sorry to hear that, heaps fucked

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better, I'm an Australian living in Australia and I got nothing so I've had to live off assistance I paid myself from my own superannuation.

@bholeconnoisseur

2 жыл бұрын

@@Loctorak Yeah I also had to pull from my super. Pretty fucked off about it too tbh.

@clevelandwilliams5922

2 жыл бұрын

That’s where Jacinta Arden should’ve banned all Australians from NZ

@josiemainecoon

Жыл бұрын

Huh! I'm a kiwi in New Zealand & was fired from my job through the mandates because I couldn't get the jab & had an exemption, which means nothing to employers!! I'm still unemployed to this day, because my career has gone thanks to Adern!! Glad she's gone!!!

Rudd calling us simps is just the laugh I needed in this hard hitting piece

It's depressing to think of where we are vs what could have been.

"Stressed? Don't sh*t yourself. Take a slomo" HAHAHAHAHA

@joshschadenfrydenborg7645

3 жыл бұрын

I think Scovid coined that at Engadine Macca's

Plz do a video on Dan Andrews and what he actually did to help save Victoria. Him and K. Ruddy suffered the same fate of being constantly undermined and bombarded by the media and ghe actual anti lockdown "ShEEple" (cringe).

@astriddunkley1899

3 жыл бұрын

seconding this

@mrtheman548

3 жыл бұрын

Now projected to have the best covid recovery out of any state, predominantly due to infrastructure spending. But of course all those twits will say "dURH ChINa CcP moNEy" even though it was never even signed

@zachblake6821

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrtheman548 exactly! I can't believe how thick and narrow minded these people are, and when they are confronted with real facts (unlike Murdock "facts") they just scream "SHeEplE!!!"

@greebj

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say that people who used the term "dictator dan" were brainwashed, except that would erroneously imply they possessed a brain.

@wogass1

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he kept us all safe with the worlds longest lockdown, lucky we weren’t in NSW, no lockdowns no deaths.

I must say, hats off to your editor(s), whoever they are. That British Smiles book was beautiful, and there's a whole bunch of stuff in here that shows some real effort.

Think this time on a Friday should be a new thing, love all the wholesome talk about dinner and Friday plans

Omg the big book of British smiles Simpson's reference slaughtered me

That "stop sounding like Australians who are melting" line almost made me black out from laughter I am writing this from the recovery position sned halp😂😂😂😂😂

"You know what you're dad used to say?" *Inserts image of Marcus Paul* Gold

Can't wait for all Aussie states to not be blue

@robburdack4361

3 жыл бұрын

im not sure SA ever will .... tasmania either but would be cool to have states all tied up and fed hahah

@francespowell6923

3 жыл бұрын

@@robburdack4361since 1970 Labour has been in more often than the Libs, in SA. The last time they were in for 16 years.

@BABSHDe

3 жыл бұрын

i doubt sa

@JoshSmith-cv3dj

3 жыл бұрын

People doubted wa would and look at us.

@SCALLYWAG.1

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for all Aussie states to not be ignorant

the perfect thing to go with the stingy take-out I'm eating right now

32:15 This is the guy that John Barilaro can't even outwit

Got an add about how fucked aged care is just before he started talking about it on the video... Foreshadowing stooooooooge?

From the title, I thought this would be about how the LNP treat women. BTW Jabba does need a hut. He was totally ripped by those stooges on houso's.

@mIGHtyClif

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, fair call. You got anything on that @FriendlyJordies? It's pretty topical.

@StNick119

3 жыл бұрын

@@mIGHtyClif He does now.

Spent all my jobseeker on ubereats, should have saved it and bought Gamestop stocks.

I think my favourite moment in the early days of the pandemic was scott morrison giving a press conference saying all international flight arrivals were cancelled immediately and then seeing a Singapore Airlines, Malaysian Airlines, Cathay Pacific, Emirates, Qatar Airways and Air New Zealand aircraft all arrive at Adelaide Airport over the following five hours, and the next day, and the day after.🙄

That was absolutely fantastic your analysis and humour really cry’s out to what I see. Keep it coming.

I'm a Kiwi mate and to be honest with you if it came down to it... Australia would be Western New Zealand.

@skeeter3969

3 жыл бұрын

By the kiwi population density over here it already is, or is just seeds for a Pavlovian invasion ✌️

@monimate1673

3 жыл бұрын

Thats Qld bro oh and you talk like your "melting"

@1pierrr

3 жыл бұрын

We’d be doing better too with Jacinda in charge.

Scovid - love it Also, my dad has always referred to morrison as slomo 🤣

Please keep going and inspire the entire youth from Australia and New Zealand, great job

I could've sworn that Red dwarf used the word simp back in the early series.

Considering Akon helped deliver solar power to like 1 million Africans he would be a better climate plan

At this point it sounds like you should run the country Jordie, (call it "friendly Australia Party").

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about this the other day, and I am not so sure that his skill uncovering and reporting on media and corporate corruption of our government and democratic process and being a funny fucking smartass is as useful for running a government as it may appear. We're talking about running a country here, a massive undertaking that takes skill, experience, knowledge, and connections, whether you're corrupt or not. It's probably easier being corrupt honestly, and while I'm confident in Jojo's genuine well-meaning and concern for any and all of the good causes he works for, as well as a general trust in his moral compass and ability to make sound judgments, I'm not sure it is enough to carry the full weight of the state machine bureaucracy on one's shoulders. Then again... How could a well-intentioned but inexperienced politician fuck up the country any worse than the cabal of malicious career criminals who currently run the government?

@hotworksfab

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomiantenna7279 I agree, Definitely requires skill. Buuuuuuuuuuuut he would still be a million times better than Scott Morrison. But also what's the point when there are already a couple labor politicians who are great candidates for the role already.

@justin8079

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomiantenna7279 word.

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotworksfab Driving policy and politics is a team effort. There is a lot to be said for letting people keep doing whatever they do best, having the right person in the right place, like in a soccer team. Oh shit I meant cricket team. Same same but difference.

@jakepitura337

3 жыл бұрын

FriendlyJordies - Prime Minister/Leader of the Friendly Australia Party Gatekeeper - Deputy Prime Minister Mislav(While Drunk) - Minister for the Department of Something Connor the editor - the guy who makes sure friendlyjordies doesn't address the nation wearing a dragonball-z shirt

As a young Australian honestly this makes me sad we actually have the ability to pull money out our a$$ yet look how many people are still struggling and out of work or still working 3 jobs because our wage to cost of living is so bad?

A millennial who wilfully smacks himself over the head with a coconut can outwit, outmatch and outplay politicians, journalists and billionaires. We truly are a lucky country. National. Goddam. Treasure.

Yeah but the real question is, what is your skin routine because honestly it’s flawless.

@zaneleblond3614

3 жыл бұрын

I need his skin routine now!

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

He's discussed it. Apparently he boils rice, gets it kind of gluggy, and spreads it on his face once it cools a bit.

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

Also he eats well.

@demun6065

3 жыл бұрын

Vegetarian skin. Plus makeup?

@douglassmithe9799

3 жыл бұрын

There's a video on his self help channel where he reveals his skin care routine

I’d like to point out an inaccuracy with your video. At 13:27 you point out that Sco Mo enjoys the towels at the gym in parliament. That statement would imply that he goes to the gym or does any exercise

@dopaminedreams1122

3 жыл бұрын

nah dude he doesnt actually work out, he just takes the free towels and uses them to wipe the sweat he builds up watching nieghbours and ronald reagan speeches

Ok The Rudd face on Mars bit made me laugh my head off for about 5 straight minutes. Well played Sir! Well played indeed...

15:37- that Pic of scomo as a bean bag chair creeps me out and I can tell you why. It looks like something you'd find on r/nosleep at 2:00 in the morning.

I am 8 months pregnant - I actually fear my baby's first words will be "oh ffs scomo" because I say it so frequently

@aussienick4520

3 жыл бұрын

At least your kid will be speaking the truth.

@iqbaltimol2676

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha. I would like to hear him/ her say that 😂😂😂

I hope this helps bring the "prime minister" DOWN. Keep up the good work Jordie.

@matthewcody1757

3 жыл бұрын

We all do bruz ,we all do .

@TheNanoNinja

3 жыл бұрын

I hope we can get a repeat of what happened in WA. Libs not in opposition. More like a minority party now.

@AwesomenessOnToast21

3 жыл бұрын

G ya ok

I personally cant wait to see a labor government in Parliament again. I dream of the day Jordies makes videos regarding the good our government is doing. That day will hopefully be soon if a vast majority of Australian youths are exposed to information such as what Jordies portrays on his channel. I wish that all Australian youths could stumble across such factual information regarding politics.

@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226

2 жыл бұрын

Completely agree

@CJ-jp3zw

2 жыл бұрын

Labour will be same asshole as liberal

that water world referance was the best thing ive ever seen

I've spoken to both the Federal Minister of housing & my state one. Given them a way to build 5 times the amount of public housing that have 0 utilities costs for those living in them for the same cost they already spend on public housing. They weren't interested. The response I got was them telling me about the plan they already have. Which again, costs 5 times more than what I provided. Woooo!

@stevejames5900

3 жыл бұрын

Government is designed to bleed the population dry with hordes of parasite and endless costly projects that deliver substandard results yet enrich favoured contractors. This civilisation will go the way of every other corrupt empire ... belly up.

Can’t wait. HECS debt thru the roof, housing prices thru the roof, probably won’t even be any coal left to eat. God knows you can’t live on gas. Cashless economy will mean I won’t even be able to get coins for washing windscreens on the corner.

Your bit on Rudd being so forward thinking, im in tears! bahaha 10/10

Jordan might be a little oil level checking weirdo. But he is our oil level checking weirdo.

Nothing matters to scott unless it impacts Scott See the bushfires didnt care till the nation found out about his holiday Didn't care about covid or the elderly till the ppl got up in arms Only cried over womens justice issues till the boys club got outed

@iqbaltimol2676

2 жыл бұрын

Unless it affect scovid or his Church.

Love the prawny dad cameo. Brilliant callback

Petition to start called Josh Frydenberg "Jerry Seinborg"

You need to do a video on how Sydney has the highest density of pokies in the world anywhere outside of the Las Vegas strip

Another legendary Jordie video. I assume. Haven’t seen it yet.

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

Same. And same. It's \*that\* good.

@BigL.10

3 жыл бұрын

did you have to reply to every comment mate

me: When is the murry-darling water theft documentary scomo: Is rape wrong? jordies: Well it looks like this is a more pressing matter right now so let's just put the water theft story aside for now

@youBr4d

3 жыл бұрын

Also might seem a bit silly now that NSW has too much water.

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

Muddy flood water isn't exactly drinkable.

@maxrockatanksyOG

3 жыл бұрын

@@wormbo2 literally read that in Aunty Shell's voice

@thoughtexperimentsotherstu4680

3 жыл бұрын

@@youBr4d well that's east of the blue mountains the darling is west of the blue mountains

as a clarinettist i can confirm that the soprano sax is just a clarinet in disguise

I'm gonna be needing some more slomo. My blood pressure is thru the roof.

Im sitting next to a gorgeous lady on the train watching the same live, take over Australia Jordies!

@davidnorris166

3 жыл бұрын

Living the dream

@Red_Beard2798

3 жыл бұрын

Ask her out, bruz

@Tester-sh1mn

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidnorris166 you make make it go further if you had watched the self help channel

@nezuminora9528

3 жыл бұрын

She didn't see this message, and she's not interested

That rat that says 'yeah go fuck em' in Michael Cusack's 'Yolo' video is the greatest fictional character ever created.

@TheAnonymousCunt

3 жыл бұрын

Criminally underrated

@chadlitejtredpilledsigma1.140

3 жыл бұрын

Fictional? I can think of 5 people i personally know who could be him.

Came back after 20 months or so to say that there is someone else that plays that Saxophone/Clarinet combo. He does it Friday nights in the middle of Perth.

Editing on this is on point👏👏👏

The water world reference made my day

Damn. When we were playing “Any name but Scomo” during the wait we forgot Slomo!

@rhythmandblues_alibi

3 жыл бұрын

Slomo is my favourite. So pleased to see it feature on Jordies.

@Samii63

3 жыл бұрын

Blowmo

@rhythmandblues_alibi

3 жыл бұрын

Grow-a-pair-mo Aka Scrote-mo

As a non Australian i dont understand how i was brought hear not like I'm complaining this is great

Mid August. I think we know this but that fat cat’s chickens came home to roost.

Friendlyjordies should just go and constantly challenge scomo to a debate. Just like Clubber Lang did to Rocky in RockyIII

one of the best videos yet , keep up the great work guys.

11:01 To be fair, Morrison is less like Hewitt, and more like an amalgamation of Kyrgios and Tomic.

really good intro jord, editing was great also.

Excellent, educational commentary sorely needed for rehabilitation of the Australian population in this time of utter stupidity and enfeebled government direction. Thank you Jordie.

I feel this needs to be said in difficult times like these. I have played a soprano sax.

I cannot like this video enough. Also great show in Canberra Jordan, loved the impromptu Slideshow fix in the basement feat Ali

I’m a simple man, I see a 40 min scomo snuff film, I watch

I forget the facts, but the anger remains.

@skeeter3969

3 жыл бұрын

Aslong as you did know why your angry its alllllllg homie

@monimate1673

3 жыл бұрын

Coz the prime minister " can go and get fucked" 😂

I have a theory that ScoMo has Frydenburg and Dutton on his front bench because they both have less hair than him.

Soprano sax is indeed a saxophone since it’s made of brass and clarinets are made or wood. 😊

I worked for ALH, the company that owns over 1,000 hotels and pubs here in Queensland and is run by Woolworths. They had announced that mid-year the company would be departing Woolworths to run independently (some say because Woolworths didn't want any part of the gambling debate running around pokies, almost non existent at our venue but a huge part of the business in most venues). Then, Covid. Suddenly the seperation was aborted, we ALH employees counted as Woolies who were killing it in trade (and their bottle shops were also raking it in) and therefore not required to pay us. So much fun being a job searcher knowing the day your industry opens you're going back to your job, which we were guaranteed. Except at my venue they bought in a new exec chef who decided not to call in a couple dozen employees in favour of people he had worked with before. I walked out mid Friday night shift not long after.

I cannot get over how American ex president Donald Trump was one of the people quoted as calling Australia's labor treasurer the best in the world in 2009-14. You legend Jordie.

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

I have no problem whatsoever there, I am perfectly confident that whatever comes out of the mouth of that former fungal infection of the civil state, the polar opposite is true. Easy!

@4dragons632

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomiantenna7279 I mean technically all Mr. Dump said was that he was impressed about the award. So I assume you're meaning that secretly Dump wasn't actually impressed? Because if you're assuming that _everything_ said in that statement was false then that's simply not reality.

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

@@4dragons632 Well technically *I*'m drunk, so.

@4dragons632

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomiantenna7279 Always good for smart youtube comment politics. Seriously though have a great night man.

@dopaminedreams1122

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomiantenna7279 I see you still suffer from that lingering orange man bad infection and refuse to actually listen to anything he says

Friday after-work boozing and a friendlyjordies premiere... This could get interesting

That was a "tour de force" of absolute brilliance

Actually laughed out loud at the Rudd-in-the-moon thing hahah

Sco Mo watches this in 0.25 speed

@jamiejam9976

20 күн бұрын

Scomo is probably still watching this

Totally going to spam this video to Scomos Twitter repeatedly when it’s published

@tomiantenna7279

3 жыл бұрын

Additionally, I would like to take this moment to comment.

"Energon cubes! We stole them from Megatron" Scott Morrison.