I haven't seen a pedestrian so mangled since I ran that light.

@chrisvt7626

Жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment I have ever seen.

@coolkid584

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisvt7626 sort by new chad right here, cheers boss

@CorruptNover

10 ай бұрын

​@@chrisvt7626op99xa

@0gfjvih5

9 ай бұрын

lmaoo

@KendlickLama

6 ай бұрын

Good times…

These warhammer videos are getting real abstract but I like the enthusiasm.

@Bornmrpringle

Жыл бұрын

The world is becoming so grim dark I think I might need an opposite of warhammer to escape for a while

@thecianinator

Жыл бұрын

@@Bornmrpringle peace hammer

@Bornmrpringle

Жыл бұрын

@@thecianinator basically

@rootsnootthnute8598

Жыл бұрын

​@@BornmrpringleBeyond the Gates of Antares is honestly that

@Connorses

Жыл бұрын

@@Bornmrpringle lol So there's this neat ecology puzzle game coming out soon called Terra Nil...

I love how this guy can just tear apart any of these fucking fools trying to scrutinise him. Jordan’s a master of exposing people for how stupid they really are.

@rolandheath4103

2 жыл бұрын

@mikey randall To be fair, in light of the ongoing man-made ecological disaster and the widespread corruption in many governments (to say nothing of the pandemic), "suffering from mental health" almost seems appropriate - only the ill or ignorant don't find those things upsetting. Alas, that isn't what they mean.

@cumcumcum148

Жыл бұрын

​@@rolandheath4103 you can't mask your every shitty take by "oooh I have mental problems" go see a doctor if you have them and shut the fuck up, until you have dealt with them

it seriously disgusts me how much even the worsts journalists think they're beyond reproach. Freedom of speech is unidirectional in their eyes. They can take potshots all they like, but anyone calling their integrity or quality of output into question is unacceptable.

Sometimes, when I read articles, I hear Jordan’s hipster ironic voice in my head.

@beardymcbeardface69

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God! I totally read your comment in Jordy's hipster voice. Can hear it as I write this toooooo! Toodles!

@tttm99

2 жыл бұрын

I hear it too but and i don't normally subsvocalize/have no inner monologue. 🤣😂 That's weird!

You're so good at bullying journalists, it's genuinely impressive. Thankyou. Edit: fair point, let's go with "overpaid bloggers"

@TheJoshSouthy

2 жыл бұрын

Grateful for the insight, Anime Pussy

@Snoop_Dugg

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJoshSouthy You should have a better name.

@itookallthenames

2 жыл бұрын

@@Snoop_Dugg he SHOULD have a better name, but that’s not easy

@carinadominguez22

2 жыл бұрын

Of course. He's gone to the same schools as them, gone to the same parties as them, known many offshoots of them, etc. He's basically known them for most of his life. Except, Jordies has the working man's sensibilities, coupled with the mind of an actual journalist and the heart/humor of a Lad. It's the best of all worlds.

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

I'd bleat on about how shit these 'journos' are but...naaa.

I never even knew you guys existed until Kristo got "arrested". Now I'm a huge fan, thank you for all that you do.

@jdk8284

2 жыл бұрын

same here ,,, why isnt this guy PM already

@MMCPN

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdk8284 because he can’t lie!! To be a politician and a PM (from one of the big major party’s) you must be corrupt, tyrannical and a blatant liar so sorry but Jordie didn’t qualify

@NoMusiciansInMusicAnymore

2 жыл бұрын

@@MMCPN If you hold that opinion you've been reading pedestrian rather than listening to Jordies talking about pedestrian, he even says in this video that the media scum circle he is fighting against try to make everyone think all politicians are the same... maybe you need to go back and re watch slowly

@MMCPN

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoMusiciansInMusicAnymore nope never heard of pedestrian let alone watched them, I may have missed a little due to some uncontrollable laughing… But thanks for the tip I shall watch it again… Also there’s 1 or 2 politicians I’d trust but none from the big major party’s… (I’d better update my comment)

@jdk8284

2 жыл бұрын

@@MMCPN all the more reason to have him in there

Every time Jordie calls a journalist a 'c*@nt', an angel gets its wings..

@danielmorgan5949

2 жыл бұрын

That's why seraphim angels each have six wings.

@changnoiboi

Жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@btf_flotsam478

Жыл бұрын

I'd say you do journalists a disservice by referring to the writers as journalists, but good journalists are rarer than a blue steak, so... yeah, they deserve to be uniformly treated as undeserving until proven wrong.

@ryanlesner0000ninja

Жыл бұрын

So basically this Journalist got verbally anal raped. Right?!

@ryanlesner0000ninja

Жыл бұрын

Let's give the koala's handguns. That would keep loggers away. Right?

Wow. Remind me never to become a soulless, corrupt, hack reporter, and then insult Jordan.

@glsinsight

2 жыл бұрын

I know seriously wtaf? Where were the references, evidence and reporting - pick up the phone you mug. Journalism from a nautious bubble from inside the Wolfs stomach now lying on the curb as a hot and steamy turd.

@MDVMike

2 жыл бұрын

Just don't insult Jordan unless it's just banter :D

Those last few minutes, were absolutely scathing. On ya jordies.

The hyper-masculine joke was great, thank you for your self-awareness levels.

You caught me feeling guilty about being with Commbank on my day off. Switched to Bank Australia today! Took less than 5 minutes, don’t know why I had put it off for so long.

@karmacomedian3020

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just as easy to change your super!

@aimlj94

2 жыл бұрын

@@karmacomedian3020 I switched that last year! Guilt free finances 🙏

@NarcFreeFormula

2 жыл бұрын

Good on you - well done. Same!

@yeahmate8961

2 жыл бұрын

If you could point me in the right direction on how to do this, I'd GREATLY appreciate it. I have no idea how to go about these adult things lmao

@MinimaDomum

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeahmate8961 I swapped to Up a few years ago, its literally as simple as downloading the app and logging in

Any day when Jordie uploads a Pedestrian takedown video is a good day.

@thewolfPrince

2 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin I'm not watching whatever that is.

@Marth667

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewolfPrince Just report the bots, they're bloody everywhere and at least you won't have to see them under every single thread.

@willjames915

2 жыл бұрын

Found the boomers lol .

@MrGlenn253

2 жыл бұрын

@Natalia Santiago Google translate is you're enemy.

@mikespike2099

2 жыл бұрын

Pedestrian is the journalistic equivalent of shopping at the The Reject Shop!

I'm 54 and stupid enough to watch every one of your videos. Only because the nsw enforcers arrested Christo. Well done, keep up the great 👍 work.

@larryk3408

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 69 and thoroughly Jordie. Must be even sillier. And loving it.

@Inconspicuous657

2 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@saiynmica2578

2 жыл бұрын

@@larryk3408 You guys are both legends.

@1969firefox

2 жыл бұрын

I am 52 Spring chicken to you Darryl lol Love fj.

@willjames915

2 жыл бұрын

Found the boomers

As an 18 year old, the thought of growing up into one of those blobby hipsters with his specific face fucking terrifies me

@MDVMike

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that it repulses you so much, says that you haven't killed enough brain cells for that.

@ege8240

Ай бұрын

honestly i dont care about hipsters as long as they dont just get pretentious

there is beauty in simple things. watching this is like watching a single ballerina preform with the movements that matches the music. Sometimes less is more.

Friendlyjordies dethroning Kings and Generals as the king of Ancient History, I love it.

@TsarGopnikTV

2 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin allahu Akbar

@joncolman2106

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect call

Why cant these people see that the more the react to Jordan, the more they prove his point? He deliberately attacks them in a juvenile way to show how ridiculous these people. These people should be able to just ignore the comments of some random youtuber. The fact that they cant and keep personally attacking him back just demonstrates how wildly inadequate they are for their jobs.

@jerms_mcerms9231

2 жыл бұрын

some of them know and do it on purpose

@quizmaster4249

2 жыл бұрын

It's great exposure to get destroyed by Jordies. I'll bet that some of the who dip their toes in to the water are hoping that their bodies of work get exposed or to create a narrative where they can profit of being a "victim"

@KruelAidMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerms_mcerms9231 because "some random KZreadr" has more popularity & influence than all of them ever could.

@JohnMBlue1992

2 жыл бұрын

irony be damned! the guy Jordan poked fun in this vid posted a tweet bout Jordans Fan’s also took part of also making fun of the Jerkass News Writer on Instagram post bout his kid’s birthday!!

@jenny8128

2 жыл бұрын

@@KruelAidMan yeah this isn't a criticism of Jordan. I just mean their attempts to delegitimise and make him seem like a joke are only drawing more attention to everything he says and harming their own image. Like it doesn't take a genius to see that, so I don't understand why they keep doing it. Unless they really are that stupid.

My aerial fell over in a storm seven years ago, leaving me in a position of never knowing what Pedestrian is, for that I'm grateful, I'm also grateful watching you pay out on these pompous knobs, I gut laughed 🤣

@dboot8886

2 жыл бұрын

Aerial?

@billybobwombat2231

2 жыл бұрын

@@dboot8886 my linguistic and grammatical skills have somewhat whaned since I'm unable to watch survivor or some other piece of American trash , I used to rely on them to keep my communication skills up, hence my inability to spell aroel

Not just young. Many of us 45 plus love us a bit of Jordies and his dropping truth bombs. Truth to power and opening eyes to how deceitful the media is in this country. Needs more warhammer content though.

@78dentedhead

2 жыл бұрын

haha true facts right here. Jordan, we need moar man-dollies, damnit!

I always thought I could take jordies in a fight, but after seeing that amazing photoshoot I think I'd be the one taking it.

@jenakuns

2 жыл бұрын

@Natalia Santiago Unless you have Friendly Jordie in a bunny outfit; I'm out.

@Harveydentonstoads

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, I don’t wanna fight Jordies. He’d easily bash me up.

I'm not young , don't have latent rage and am not disenfranchised, still enjoy your videos mate.

@chocolatemuscles

2 жыл бұрын

I'm definitely disenfranchised and have latent rage, not so sure I count as young anymore, we're a wide net :)

@LimitedCheetah

2 жыл бұрын

We're all just a 'rabid, captive audience'

@chocolatemuscles

2 жыл бұрын

@@LimitedCheetah yeah now that’s a descriptor we can all get behind

@MikeHughesIntermernet

2 жыл бұрын

I have latent rage, but it's really low latency. Single digit ping times over here.

@78dentedhead

2 жыл бұрын

I am not young, have no rage, but I am indeed disenfranchised with our current government. If we get yet another Liberal government this coming election I am seriously gonna consider moving to say Sweden or somewhere like that.

"Correlation equals Causation?" Gary Orsum just reacted to that like a dad who's kid just touched the thermostat.

I once performed at a music festival in the domain run by Fairfax & ANZ, they paid me in cigarettes not $ which I assume were illegal considering they were completely branded with no government warning labels. No Joke they emailed me asking if anyone in our band smoked because they would rather pay us in cigarettes than cash. This was 2015 lol.

I think we need to start reminding them again that they are owned by Peter Costello.

Vintage Jordies! Glad to have a return to our regularly scheduled programming

7:33 ***FUN FACT*** RuPauls drag race shows only on Stan in Australia which is owned by Channel 9 which also owns Pedestrian. So Jordan’s spot on there.

As a 57 year old, I laughed out loud at the description of “these breathing tumors”.

@vikiai4241

2 жыл бұрын

I have an unusual growth under the skin of my left arm that got very offended by the comparison, TBH.

"Plankton are a threat to you" Might be the best sentence I've heard all my life. EDIT: Nevermind, it's now "Daiquiri fueled fuckwits".

To be fair Jordan, any sane person would be scared (at least a lil bit) of Spanian

@TroublesomeOwl

2 жыл бұрын

not the girl in the bunnysuit. She's afraid of no man

@RogueBoyScout

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 100% insane and I'm terrified of Spanian!

As an Australian that hasn't lived in Australia since Abbott's regime, I've never heard of Pedestrian. Seems I haven't missed much.

@vikiai4241

2 жыл бұрын

As an Australian who has lived here over most of that time, I haven't either (other than on FJ's).

@78dentedhead

2 жыл бұрын

@@vikiai4241 same

"How dare he respond to the individual journalists that write personal hit-pieces on him!" They might as well just write: "well, well, well; if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

More burns on a pork sausage than at uncle Kev's barbie. If you were a Sushi chef, the meal was sliced and packaged up 5mins in with complementary soy sauce. The scene in the zombie movie where the Zombie gets driven over, gear into reverse, then run over again, ensue Autin Power's fifty point turn. No mercy Jordan. It is required given the unashamed bias in this Mordochtopia. I had no idea who pedestian were til I started to tune into Jordies. Good to know there silent farts floating around in the air...I suppose. You've huffed and puffed and blown their house in when all that was required was a smart phone fan but I enjoyed the thorough cross referneces as always. Keep up the good work.

I loved how Kristo's mum warned them during the illegal kidnapping, "you better not hurt my son" U could tell she meant it.

Jordies raining fire on blue checks is such a hump day treat

I've never read pedestrian. Thanks for taking the bullet.

"Rabidised Fan-base". Now them's fighting words. Demeaning FJ's friends is divisive. Pedestrian level journalist spouts meaningless word salad.

@mathewgosney7607

2 жыл бұрын

hey now, at least salad is good for you.

@greebj

2 жыл бұрын

yeah Jordies doesn't stoop to the level of attacking Pedestrian's fanbase. Except for pointing out there isn't one

@laurenp1078

2 жыл бұрын

Straight after this was posted some people went and talked shit on photos of his kids on Insta so I wonder if it’s *that* wrong tbh.

@mathewgosney7607

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurenp1078 yeah. Deffo keep his family out of it as they have nothing to do wit this

@MrBrindleStyle

2 жыл бұрын

yes that's a point - it was, just a bunch of jibber-jabber - a meaningless word salad indeed. Perhaps failing to sound clever like Jordies. Or russell brand?

It’s funny how I always forget pedestrian exist until you do a video on them, whelp back to forgetting

I remember interning at a publishing company and having a rep from Pedestrian come to speak. They explained how they intentionally took news stories from actual news publications, pumped up the headlines, then pumped them up again to make them as inflammatory and click-baity as possible. Not even worthy of being called d-grade journalism. I’d rather drink algae-infested pond water on a warm day than read an article from the pedestrian.

I'm 47 with a Degree in Fuk-wittery (which I decided not to use after Howard fked media ownership). Watching Jordies because it's the closest thing I've seen to investigative journalism in 2 decades...

I appreciate your courage and ferociously accurate targeting, I understand we should not allow tyranny and violence against people and our precious planet. I believe human civilization is collapsing catastrophically. The greed and stupidity clawing for advantage will probably succeed in the short term, and no doubt will cause a lot of suffering. My mother died a few years ago in a rather shabby aged care factory, before covid arrived. She was ninety and frightened for the world, I said to her that if we are too stupid to respect it, then we'll lose it. I don't think humans, collectively, have enough respect. Best wishes and good luck to all.

"Plankton are a threat to you." 1. I am going to use this from this day forward 2. The Check out our latest feature jobs smiley face made this funnier 3. Anti-corporate simplism? Some people should realise that they cannot use words

I've worked in abattoirs that gave sheep the single worst days of their lives. I've seen men spit teeth through broken lips in knock-down, drag-out, tooth-and-nail bar fights. I've seen some brutal things before, but this was on another level. I'm not saying it wasn't warranted, because to do nothing is to allow low grade corporate evil to take a piece of you, but you must have carried this one around with you like a prison shank for a while. Like knapping a stone knife, a little bit at a time until the final result will cut you before you feel it. Spectacularly written.

Your Lionel Hutz impression is spot on, I thought it was the original audio for half a second

@seangregory2835

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was until I read your comment.

That group photo of the everyone that works at pedestrian lol. Isn’t it amazing how hipisters as soon as they hit 26 they become winos who hang around on lawns posing for group photos?

"anti-corporate simplism" has literally never been used before, this article is the only thing that comes up when you google it

@vikiai4241

2 жыл бұрын

I have never, no do I ever expect to, hear anyone use the term "anti-corporate" in an intended-to-be-serious critique that isn't themselves a corporate shill.

I love when jordies hyper focuses on a single journalist….. it makes me so happy.

Absolutely hilarious, Pedestrian my fave segment now...

"I was visibly scared of Spanion" - the moment I lost my shit so hard I couldn't hear anything else you said for the following 21 minutes.

I love a "Not Butthurt" man and his "Not Butthurt"-edness

@vikiai4241

2 жыл бұрын

Journo-wannabees who try to take on FJ generally don't have to fear getting butt-hurt, since it is a rare side-effect of falling flat on their faces.

This might be my favourite video yet - nothing quite as satisfying as seeing false losers like this guy and all at Pedestrian getting torn down

@MrLukeyhym

2 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 read it again, this time without an undercurrent of superiority complex

@DarthVella

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrLukeyhym He's just having a laugh mate; I thought the exact same thing :P It's pretty on-brand for the Pedestrian, come to think of it - there are some losers out there that put in some actual *effort* to get where they are. These wet rags have disqualified themselves from being granted the lofty title of "loser."

@MrLukeyhym

2 жыл бұрын

@@O1OO1O1 oh fuck me Bruce you are so shockingly intelligent, I’m in awe and choose to yield and bow down to you. Try adjusting your internal sense of self importance and lack of stupidity by about a factor of 50 and you might land where you actually are in the world. You say you can read and use english when it’s abundantly clear that you can’t. I’ll do the work for you: I use the word false prior to losers as in your false sense of intelligence, a descriptor of the loser, not that I think he’s not a real loser. Get a life.

It's a shame writers for pedestrian are considered journalists, now that anyone can write anything they want, anyone can call themselves a journalist.

We're never getting a real battle report... It's time to accept it.

@paracetamolcunny5396

2 жыл бұрын

Breaks my heart

@WordTweak

2 жыл бұрын

He's probably brushing up on the new T'au codex ...

@paracetamolcunny5396

2 жыл бұрын

@@WordTweak Mislav must be painting his ork boyz as we speak

I dont know why i laughed so much at friendlyjordies making an impression of john while also saying hes so good at making impressions Theres so many levels to that one comment

"I WAS VISIBLY SCARED OF SPANIAN!!" Mate, who bloody wouldn't be?

Gold. Clear accurate analysis. You give me strength and courage. Thanks Jordan. Cheers, Michael.

thank you jordies, before i attend my underfunded compulsory TAFE class ill have some good in my day watching this video

@JizzyDipper

2 жыл бұрын

Canberraaaaaaaa

@Marth667

2 жыл бұрын

@@DuckReach432 If that's real, that's some next level shit fuckery.

@mathewgosney7607

2 жыл бұрын

@@DuckReach432 that about sums up looking for work in a nutshell

Honestly surprised that Pedestrian are back to publishing names on their takedown articles on Jordies. I guess Cam Tyeson must be about to lose his blue check

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly they've been pretty regularly posting stuff about FriendlyJordies for a bit, they have about 9 articles on him (one from Gizmodo which is under the Pedestrian branch). When it's straight reporting what happened they don't include an author, but when it includes some level of analysis or opinion they show them. I don't know why they'd do it, but my best guess would be a kinda show of loyalty, that you're signing your name on an insulting header and filling your article with mistruths to prove yourself and gain some attention from higher ups

"Like Keemstar but not famous." 🤣🤣🤣 I can't believe you said that but I'm so happy you did🤣🤣🤣

The word "an" with "an overreach" should not have a capital. They write internet articles in the age of spellcheck and they can't write a title without a mistake. Their parents must be so proud. Or should I say Must be So proud.

Just woke up, now I’m ready for a productive day, thank you Jordan

I love your new stuff but it's nice to hear the hits every now and then

That photo of the Pedestrian team is quite funny - one of the least diverse organisations I've ever seen, yet they apparently promote diversity? It would be interesting to know how many of them went to the same schools.

Honestly, thank you for this video FriendlyJordies. A good laugh and a proper reality check.

Honey wake up, Jordies uploaded another pedestrian slander vid

I love your content bro keep pumping it out 🙂

You know someone has a warped world view when they think hyper-masculine is an insult. Jordie he basically just equated you to Arnie in Predator. Not toxicly masculine. Hyper masculine, like a JORDIE CHAD.

Pedestrian is the journalistic equivalent of shopping at the The Reject Shop!

Most of your viewers can legally vote...in fact your target audience is the voting public. Not sure how this is a gateway to the ''young and disenfranchised''.

@lakodamon

2 жыл бұрын

Tyeson was talking about the unpaid interns he wants to sex on. The ones Pedestrian say they don't have (despite their job-search page being chockers with them).

@vikiai4241

2 жыл бұрын

I know as a fact I am far from the only middle-aged-and-disenfranchised on this comments section.

If you are not living on the edge, then you are taking up too much room.

I enjoyed this, so had a quick look at pedestrian's site for the first time in years. wow it's bleak over there, obviously on parent corp life support, they have even replaced their logo with a link to their jobs board. A pop culture media site opening a jobs board, is a sure sign of end of life, an obvious last ditch effort to monetize. Think you can consider them vanquished, not worthy of anymore attention.

@MultiVince91

2 жыл бұрын

Nah even if one person is still being paid at that sad excuse of a publication, they need to be continually scrutinised until every single one of those sycophants loses their job

@tomm5765

2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiVince91 yes but I would like to see Jordies fry bigger fish!

@ccmmrrnn

2 жыл бұрын

Nice try, "Tom M", if that even is your real name. Playing dead so that the bear will leave the pulverised meat sack of a body that is Pedestrian alone. I look forward to Jordan wearing your entrails like a spaghetti wig.

keep going mate, hold them to account, awesome

I subscribed for the Chronicles of Yilmaz, but this is pretty good.

@Marth667

2 жыл бұрын

Yilmaz! The man! The LEGEND! THE STOOOGE!!

Excuse me Mr Jordies, Warhammer4k is hyper masculine!

@frankryan2505

2 жыл бұрын

My partner originally approached me because she noticed my hands and spotted the telltale paint marks of a small scale modeller. Pure Alpha.

I would love to see Jordy one on one live with a journo . It would be a blood bath 😝

@MDVMike

2 жыл бұрын

I know right?! The roast would be so bad they'd have to call the terror pol.... oh....

@stevejames5900

2 жыл бұрын

I would have paid good coin to see Jordy debate the human pig man Laurie Oaks.

Every time you see the camera slowly zooming in as Jordies lowers his tone and straightens his cadence, every time, you know he's about to spit fire. Sorry Cam but you just got severely burned.

Never heard of pedestrian. I thought it was people walking! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶👨‍🦯👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯

@lakodamon

2 жыл бұрын

It's Vice and Kotaku printed under license

@jdk8284

2 жыл бұрын

i thought pedestrian meant below average , like when a cricket commentator says the batsmen played a very pedestrian shot to Jordie's flipper and was caught out 🤣🤣🤣

@vikiai4241

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdk8284 or "boring", or "predictable', or "playing-it-safe". That word is loaded up with just about every meaning any actually-sapient-and-linguistically-capable being would not want associated with a 'news' outlet. Enough to make me wonder if a subversive marketer wasn't seeing how far they could push it without their bosses noticing and being roundly surprised they got away with it!

@jdk8284

2 жыл бұрын

@@vikiai4241 i know huh , such an insipid word

Sometimes when I hear you rant about how great labour is I forget why I subscribe to you, then I see a video likes this and I’m reminded I’m waiting for warhammer.

I am neither young nor disenfranchised, this piece absolute gold standard in take down . Your a gem !!!

That age of mythology joke made me choke on my water 😂

Old mates profile picture looks like he's trying to hide his double chin like a woman on tinder does.

Looking forward to the rest of this series

Heartbreak High quality went down when channel 10 Endamol took it over with that pedestrian like simplicity. Like Drasic who was plastered with the bad kid brush when really he was a disadvantaged young person in need of help. Jordies is like the big square eye for this eara. The youth should be more radicalised, they dont know the joys of a decent countrr cultural heritage institution like a V festival... but its always possible to relaunch their interests with a koala centric bush doof version that has Nationals could take on as a community outreaching exercise they can claim back as tax exempt and campaign strategy for free.

pedestrian is basically that guy who's trying way too hard to be your friend.

This is less low "hanging fruit" and more fruit that is already falling on the ground and has made a nearby bird drunk :P Still, its fucking good XD

Jordie we want Warham , you promised us Warham. We dont forget , we dont forgive , deliver us Warham...Give us what we came here for ...give us the T'au ...

@safaricalamari7613

2 жыл бұрын

Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks.

@Zagdakka

2 жыл бұрын

@@safaricalamari7613 Kruel but Kunnin'

@gemh89

2 ай бұрын

Waaaagh

Thanks for your awesome work friendlyjordies crew.

More Girls Generation backing tracks for background music? You never disappoint, Jordies. Onya mate.

Hyper masculine? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I need my ventolin

As a biologist and not some newt in the comment section who hasn’t finished college, primary producers are actually important, Pedestrian are more like parasites.

@tbone2646

2 жыл бұрын

didn't finish college? mate I didn't even start

@itookallthenames

2 жыл бұрын

@@tbone2646 it was directed at a clown in a previous video, I was just throwing a line to try and get him in the boat

That Pedestrian staff pic, was so white, I had to immediately put on my sunglasses just to view it.

That oaf cop. All he needs is the school uniform and there’s the class bully we all knew and hated

I feel like nothing else stabs as hard as calling someone "champ"

@waukivorycopse2402

2 жыл бұрын

You are dead right about that, Tiger.

One of your best ones yet.

20:38 scene should have been made in a diner, with you as Jules Winfeild from Pulp Fiction. "You are the weak, I am the tyranny of evil men."

I didn’t even know what pedestrian was! Lol I just realised how very little of mainstream media I actually see. Keep up the great work!

@1977jelliott

2 жыл бұрын

Pedestrian is hardly mainstream

The guy virtue signalled about Chloe Zhao being the first Woman of Colour to win an Oscar, while tactfully omitting that she’s the daughter of a billionaire. Major hipster vibes there - screaming about culture issues while pretending class issues don’t exist.

Man, if Pedestrian was a real pedestrian, I'd run it down in my car ay

@SunshowerWonderlab

Жыл бұрын

No mate, you'd get shit all over your car!

Cam's ContactOut profile (I shit you not!): "I am a highly creative and versatile University graduate with elite written and verbal communication skills, ideally seeking a position wherein my skill set can be effectively utilised and expanded. Working to deadlines best showcases my versatility, and my sense of humour and cheery disposition make me an ideal candidate for any potential employment opportunity." 🤣😂

Drag Race Down Under likely isn't a sponsor, but it does happen to be funded by and shown on Stan, which happens to be owned by Nine, which happens to own Pedestrian. All coinkidinks though I'm sure.