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@lightfoot.2000

Жыл бұрын

😆 😎👌

@roguebeans143

Жыл бұрын

aight ill give you my coffee money.

@avocadoarms358

Жыл бұрын

Can you talk about all the shit that’s going on with the ccp in the uk? First it was our own blood @drewpavlu they faked a bomb threat saying it was him, then they pull Chinese expats in the uk into the consulate and beat them? Cheers mang🤙🏽🤙🏽

@nexus9438

Жыл бұрын

But how tall are you actually????

@divineglitch9550

Жыл бұрын

Just a little reminder you have to get a warhammer tatoo at 1 million subs. enjoy your day!! :D

"Whenever someone's found guilty of defamation, I want you to instantly translate that into your head of: they were found guilty of angering someone with enough money to hire a barrister to speak in Latin so no one can understand how pathetic their clients grievances actually are" - FJ. Wow now that is one hell of a burn. Gee he is so sharp.

I cant believe I never realised the irony and insecurities of them making fun of Jordies looks and the fact he's a ex model, my sides are in orbit.

@rtmpgt

Жыл бұрын

an ex _international_ model too.

@tttm99

Жыл бұрын

I've already made an orange mocha frappuccino reference somewhere else, but I won't contemporise when such a great old meme exists... Because oh boy does he fit the bill as someone you could imagine becoming the tragic victim of his own stupidity in a frolicsome petrol fight. 🤣 The cost of fuel alone is probably all that's saving him! 😂😂

@MadLadMartyMcFly85

Жыл бұрын

👉👉pregnant 👈👈pregnant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fetusfajita

Жыл бұрын

And a double agent

@cyankoopa8111

Жыл бұрын

@@MadLadMartyMcFly85 What?

The happiest I get in life - seeing the words “journalist’ and “mistake” in a 24 minute Jordies video 🎉

@S3018146

Жыл бұрын

It is fun to watch journalists getting shredded.

@NutellaJones

Жыл бұрын

FriendlyJordies>having a child

@Anthony.Albanese

Жыл бұрын

I enjoy them but it's pretty sad if this is the happiest you get lol

@andrewlefevre9018

Жыл бұрын

Jim: exists Jordan: Imma end this man's whole career

@taketheredpill123

Жыл бұрын

Sit down, get comfy, there's a roasting to watch.

I've had articles rejected by Pedestrian for being too serious for their audience. One of them was about horses in politics.

@brendandemichele6451

Жыл бұрын

That's gold! Is there somewhere I can read that? Bloody hell, that's funny. "Why the long face, A-triple-Seabiscuit? Markets not stable? Budget got a mowing?"

@knuteknoll6747

5 ай бұрын

@@brendandemichele6451neigh

@Albukhshi

2 күн бұрын

Well, you see, it's called "Pedestrian", not "Equestrian"! :P

Damn boy. 'Your thoughts are fashion' is a terrifyingly accurate indictment on the way this vapid pleb interacts with the world around him.

@tristan4454

Жыл бұрын

vapid pleb hooooly-- i'm gonna use that if you don't mind

@oskardahle2478

Жыл бұрын

That was the sickest burn that I have heard in a long time, purely because it is so fucking accurate.

“Hide your chin under a bush of pubes” may be the greatest quote I hear today

@Mr.Unacceptable

Жыл бұрын

'Holding up his ears' was how it finished.

@Jubeitoshi

Жыл бұрын

Then you missed the 'communist John Connor' burn in there. Hands down best

Odd that a man so pathetically pedestrian in his thinking is actually the Deputy Editor at PedestrianTV.

@lykire1552

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't sound odd, it's ironically fitting.

@P.Subaeruginosa

Жыл бұрын

Actually they say its likely the universe creates synchronicity as a general law. Not proven yet but there's a lot of evidence to suggest so.

@GoldDinger

Жыл бұрын

Ol Jim is so pedestrian he's morphed into bus stop. Poor Jim.

@keithmarlow

Жыл бұрын

Nice to see the Peter principle is alive and well in jouro land. Maybe Jim should get a cert in it?

@HyperVectra

Жыл бұрын

Hey guys stop with the bashing. He is pretty well connected guy, I mean deputy fucking editor! He basically runs that place! Pedestrian TV, its one of Australia's most trusted, prestigious, hard hitting news orgs that we have. I know its one of the top news organisations that set the tone for the talking points of Australia's media zeitgeist. Its known for rdirecting the conversation for tens of news media organisations around the country and the globe keeping us well informed. From farm hands to factory owners, from the big end of town to to McDonald town, I often here people from of all walks of life discussing the current talking points first raised by Pedestrian TV. Although the opinion and debate amongst the general public can be, at times, polarirising & devisiveabily palpable, the one thing that I hear time and time again and the vast majority of people agree on is the respect and admiration they have for their fine organisation. It can sometimes be such a hinderance to a good ol fashioned head on heated debate that some even deny that they have even heard of Pedestrian TV and the great work they do! Ha! Although its often met with gasps and looks of disbelief, in truth, it's seldom believed. So I implore you to search your feelings, to the first time you to were moved by the tireless efforts of these skilled craftsmen, plying their humble trade - ever vigilant, unflinching brutally honest reporting and try cut them some slack. Remember, no one is prefect, and I am sure they soon will return to their well worn troupe of clear and unbiased news journalism and to a brighter, more informed prosperous future only made so bright by their presence Did I mention he is fuckin like 2nd in charge?!?!?

When i worked at ch9, alot of the junior producers whether it be digital or broadcast, were all north shore orivate school kids. The majority being nepotism hires.

@DoctorProph3t

Жыл бұрын

I expected nothing and I was still disappointed.

@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns

Жыл бұрын

How dare you suggest that the daughter of Lisa Wilkinson and Peter Fitzsimmons wasn't hired purely on merit!

@watsisbuttndo829

Жыл бұрын

Colour me surprised.

@mpk33

Жыл бұрын

The ol' Freemo DeMolay connekshuns...

@themoon7435

Жыл бұрын

I bet you've got some mad stories out of that posting

Jim Marlo: *Goes on Twitter and writes the equivalent of throwing a scrunched up piece of paper at Jordies Jordan Shanks *Goes on KZread ,(sighs, cracks knuckles ,chuckels sofly), proceeds to pull the cooling rods out of Chernobyl nuclear reactor.

@thompsonschwabbel6622

8 ай бұрын

control rods* edit: yes i'm fun at parties

Jordies - 628K subscribers Entire Pedestrian media empire - 617K subscribers

@chaitanyarao5546

Жыл бұрын

What other channels do they have? it looks like they only have less than 20k subscribers across two channels Also Jordie going up, hopefully he can flex a mill soon on Jim Malo's pubes for hair

@croncorcen

Жыл бұрын

he gained nearly 300k subs in 3 months... or in other words 50% of the entire Pedestrian media "empire" total sub base in a fiscal quarter.

Warning - someone who tries to look hard and cool is nearly always not hard and cool. Looking at you Jim

@lammy94

Жыл бұрын

He looks like the biggest softcock though lol

@ForeverAdelaide

Жыл бұрын

Who?

@GoldDinger

Жыл бұрын

BINGO!

@jackaufenhand5710

Жыл бұрын

Zach de la Sellout

@cand0

Жыл бұрын

As he stands there hunched over, holding a bicycle helmet lol

"your thoughts are fashion." Jordan, that is so far the best fucking way to articulate many modern twitter users. I'm not kidding that shit is very profound.

@tylercrosbie

Жыл бұрын

Right? That stuck with me too

Keep holding them journalists and politicians accountable the world needs more people to do so

@attilajuhasz2526

Жыл бұрын

The irony. The irony of needing "to hold journalists to account", wtf. Jordies. Legend.

"If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel sorry for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel sorry for my shoes." I laughed for an unreasonably long period of time over that one. 😆

@NG_v1

10 ай бұрын

Saw the punchline coming, but top notch execution still Definitely made me chuckle for a bit

I left a tweet on Jim Malo's comments about FJ and he came back at me with "What is your job". I responded by directing him to my Twitter bio and blog, and only hours later he nuked his entire Twitter account, every comment gone. I'll begrudgingly concede it was probably due to his FJ stuff, but it's still fun to have been a part of it.

"He dosen't even know red means stop" *stares in Orc* "BUT RED MEANS FASTER!!"

"how havent journalists been replaced by predictive text" well that ages pretty well

They just don't want to report on anyone they're going to see at one of their parents dinner parties. I mean, that would be super awkward for all involved. 🙄

@Michelle.1111.

Жыл бұрын

SO TRUE

it’s so hilarious that he’s deleted all of his tweets

His headshot transformation from Domain to Pedestrian is remarkable. Property spruiker to Inner city soyboy.

As a US Citizen, I’ve got no skin in this game. But god do I love how Jordie takes people down!

@theOneTrueCactus

9 ай бұрын

I'm also from the US and watching these videos is what I look forward to when getting home from work.

@Savage_Saveyourself

5 ай бұрын

Please share this guy's story with all the people internationally ya can...he's getting ROLLED sooo bad here! Firebombed and our equivalent of FBI used as a personal task force....! If international media called us on it our media would have to own up! ❤

Pedestrian decreases my I.Q

I think he's scrubbed his Twitter

There's a massive pin board, there's photos pins strings and post it notes, with every last one that's wronged Jordies. That's the mental image I got. Good. Get em Jordies. Clean em up.

"Get your vomit bag ready" Advice that is truly sincere and deserves listening to.

As soon as I heard pedestrian, I could literally feel my facial muscles move subconsciously in real time, crinkling in a suprised face. Yup, Jordies is gonna subject him to Dante's Inferno the only way he can to hipster journos.

"Vacant bimbo without the looks" hahaha, brilliantly put.

im not even Australian but im so engrossed in all of this lol. i wish there were more journalists like you in the US

@bijou3000

Жыл бұрын

We had them, but then the Kochs and Rupert Murdoch got involved.

@OriginalBongoliath

Жыл бұрын

@@bijou3000 If you think it is just one side of the political aisle which the average person on the right hates Murdoch and the Kochs you are completely out of touch.

@bijou3000

Жыл бұрын

@@OriginalBongoliath I'm sure your retort would have been a lot more stinging if it had been written with lucidity, instead of just being random words strung together in no particular order.

@sebatolle8979

11 ай бұрын

@@OriginalBongoliathenglish mate

When Friendly Jordies is the best journalism you can find, we’ve got a problem. That said, thanks boys. Great job as always.

@rhysbaker2595

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, its very concerning that a homeless guy who makes videos on youtube is THE BEST reporting in Australia right now, especially when compared to the amount of resources these massive news corporations have at their disposal

@OriginalBongoliath

Жыл бұрын

@@rhysbaker2595 The Australian equivalent of America's Operation Mockingbird. Government intelligence infiltrates and colludes the media and government together to protect the establishment while simultaneously gaslighting you with BS and nonsense to distract you from their crimes. It's worldwide.

"we should be the ones posting the mafs reviews" you can hear the pain in his voice, forever prevented from pursuing his true calling

Got to give it to the children-journos at Fairfax, that opening their rag always has me feeling like I’ve stepped in excrement, up to my ankles.

@KevKavanagh

Жыл бұрын

There's one way to fix that.

Thank you for taking this knob down a peg.

I've only ever had one interaction with Jim Malo. Gives off massive tool energy.

What an amazing takedown of a bad journo, bodyslam after bodyslam

You incinerated that guy! "Your thoughts are fashion" was hilarious, and god damn it is so true. Bravo!

yes - we saw you at Paddo Rissole from exceptional seats and yeah, definitely not short (for a bloke) from someone who is short (for a girl). Anyway....sensational show - totally loved it and we laughed and learned stuff!!! Looking forward to that necessary change of gov in March and consequent media meltdown

I feel like Jim hasn't lived a day of reality in his entire life.

@Jim-yk9zw

Жыл бұрын

He just looks like a straight up f witt.

@CodyGissel

Жыл бұрын

The cognitive dissonance is astounding 😂

I miss these articulated journo take downs. Brings a tear to my eye, thank you Jordan.

learning about real issues and how to raze a person into the ground at the same time, that's efficient content

Finally. Back to our regular programming. I love this Jordie

@patrickwilliamson29

Жыл бұрын

Yes but we all do like the 40k content amd MAFS reviews too

I think Chanel 9 ‘should distance themselves’ from airing anything. Who watches them. Social media creators get way more views. Even the little ones.

@drunkpaulocosta

Жыл бұрын

I prefer Chanel No5 anyway

@BrainHealth-

Жыл бұрын

@@drunkpaulocosta thanks 🤣

@BrainHealth-

Жыл бұрын

@@drunkpaulocosta it does sound so much nicer than Channel anyways.

I got told about a room in parliament house years ago where they all go to do the business, apparently bodily fluid stains all over the place. They should drug test the toilets again

His thoughts ARE fashion, ive seen an article posted by him which contained fictitious lies and when called out on the glaring inaccuracies he blocked them via email and said ‘i dont engage with terfs’. No right to reply to the misinformation.

Malo means 'bad, amiss, inappropriate' in Spanish and Italian. Coincidence?

The fact that his last name literally means “bad” says enough

God I've missed these takedowns! So many epic lines.

ok so i enjoyed all of this, my only issue with such a thorough long form take down is this: your target probably doesn't have the attention span to sit through it all

Is it even possible to be evil while so completely oblivious? Evil is active malice but jim clearly doesnt actively do or think anything. Just writes half a sentance and hits the predictive text button to fill out an article and collect a check.

@BrainHealth-

Жыл бұрын

Great name. So many questions.

@legendaryra3590

Жыл бұрын

Oblivious? Jim is well aware when it's something affecting him and willfully ignores the same when convenient for him, that is indeed malicious

@attilajuhasz2526

Жыл бұрын

@@legendaryra3590 exactly my thoughts.

@oliviermccarthy5093

Жыл бұрын

Oh hi man.

I studied journalism at QUT (Queensland University of Technology) with this guy. He had no friends and my mates genuinely thought he might have been on the spectrum. Good to see him live up to his 'potential'.

21:20 this has to be one of the coldest, most savage and at the same time hilarious insults I've ever heard

As a Grubb i'd like to take this opportunity to disown and apologize for any and all Grubbs in journalist or journalist adjacent positions. We're laboring peasants and I refuse to accept anyone who carries the name and doesn't hold to that tradition. Shame.

Jim Malo's on unalive watch

Laughed the entire way through. Brilliant word, Jordies!

These are my favourite videos. Jordan vs journalists.

@gregbailey45

Жыл бұрын

You mean 'actual journalist' vs the wannabes.

Jim is like the Dashcon ballpit of people.

@carn941

Жыл бұрын

Ouch

put this in the online dictionary beside "vitriolic diatribe: examples" Some parts so poetic, they could be put to music. Well done.

My guy Jordie here is sliding over cases while he shoots, 13/10 journalism I cut myself over it while crying

So... do you have a wall of photos of the people you've verbally crucified, or is it reserved for people like Barilaro and Berejiklian?

@DoctorProph3t

Жыл бұрын

I like that, someone should put together a cork board of the journalists and politicians jordis has savaged and send it to the podcast.

I see Jim has deleted all his Tweets ?

He has a 'Bondi chest' Far from Manley 🤣😂😂

Jordie turns it up to 11 for this one! Brilliant work as usual! Thank you 👌

@attilajuhasz2526

Жыл бұрын

Mine got a reading of 12!

People still read pedestrian? Love the irony of channel 9 ad popping up as well.

Old mate has deleted all his tweets

@ChrisLeslieAU

Жыл бұрын

Yep... Hilarious.

Jim’s really taking this well over on twitter😂

18:50 - I'm really grateful for Jordies and team showing us these tweets - sometimes I feel bad about myself for having rational and respectable debates with people and trying to find better solutions but then I see jim malo's tweets, and I realise how terrible he is, and how I'm a lot less terrible than I sometimes think - thanks Jordies and team

I can not imagine being the people on the other end of the video and watching it i'd die 😂 Love how Jordan doesn't hold back with the continuous mike drops

It's people like Jim Malo that make me think "Maybe King Hits aren't so bad after all" and that's messed up.

@attilajuhasz2526

Жыл бұрын

No, Adam. Use your words. You must always use words. But I know what you mean.

@oiberon

Жыл бұрын

@@attilajuhasz2526 oh I agree with u and I think that's a fucked up thought to have.

And if you do get the opportunity, do see the live show! Saw it in Perth and it was a real eye-opener! Loved it.

I like that he actually made a Morrowind reference, but talked about Skyrim, then showed Oblivion. I wonder if he just didn't care, or guessed that his viewers would know anything about Morrowind so made to be about Skyrim instead.

Way back before the internet was really a thing (back when it was only somewhere you'd find unpaid extras in WarGames) I wrote a computer based training program (neeeeerd!) for a radio station. It covered defamation. The bottom line *was* relatively simple: if it was both true and in the public interest, it could be said. But what people never seem to get - which I was lucky enough to finally understand myself when I subsequently acted as a research assistant for two law theses (NEEERRD!) - is that all law is like this: it lies in interpretation and contest. What's gone wrong is precedent. We've seen a cavalcade of b£#sh+ develop in defamation suits over the past 30 years because people have forgotten what the public interest actually means (and corporations are 'Americanising' the system towards defamation being the Australian 'SLAPP'). Thank heavens some people - like FJ crew - don't need pubic interest spelt out to them. Corruption in government is pubic interest. Misuse of tax payer funds is public interest. Misconduct of publicity elected officials is pubic interest. What the editor of pedestrian has confessed to in writing on Twitter is a form of derangement. It's the necessary derangement of defending oneself when one fails to act in the pubic interest as a journalist.

The best part is seeing this on patron first Like, Jim has no idea right now. God I can see the meltdown

Go get em mate, great work , I admire you're wit and tenacity. Please don't ever change

Okay, okay, long overdue to look at the Patreon thingy. Harsh but fair take downs and I reckon these videos are just getting better each time.

Friday do be the day Friendlyjordies releases the hits such as giving me my daily dose of making Twitter blue checks cry

I find the channel seriously funny and entertaining, I have now subscribe to your channel.

Mr Slipper truly deserves justice, it was horrific what was done to him. He was an amazing speaker (and I vote Labor so that's saying something). Was impressed how seriously he took the speaker role.

And now Jim Malo has deleted his twitter

hahha to think that by the end of the weekend there will be more people that have watched this video than people who have fully read a single Jim Malo article.

"If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel bad for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel bad for my shoe" Can't wait to see this taken out of context with a boss theme background, posted on Facebook by people who think they have the Bezos mindset. Inspirational

If there was any justice in the world, these people would not be allowed to call themselves journalists.

Jordie, 5'6"? 😂 Spoken like someone who never met him IRL. Like me, Jordie is a respectable 5'10" or 5'11" (whatever, I just use the metric system).

@Jesska8912h

Жыл бұрын

I don't even understand how this is supposed to be a dunk. How is the height of either of them even relevant to the dispute they were having?

@DoctorProph3t

Жыл бұрын

@@Jesska8912h this, Malo has enough personality flaws for 4 jordis videos without going to the places that aren’t a matter of choice.

@dumbasses_R_us

Жыл бұрын

I'm 5 foot 10 and a half which is the average height of an adult male in most countries. I am painfully average in almost everything tbh 😁

@creativebeetle

Жыл бұрын

@@Jesska8912h Honestly insulting someone based on their height is as outright idiotic as insulting their gender or the colour of their skin.

@greebj

Жыл бұрын

the projection from this guy ... perhaps he thinks his chest-free beanpole physique is impressing someone other than himself

Haven't been on Facebook in 3 years but God I miss pedestrian... For years I was convinced it was satirical

One time I decided to go to my college’s cafeteria. For some reason I chose to get one of their terrible burgers. Idk why. I ordered my cheeseburger and waited for it to come. There was only one other kid there and I decided to make small talk. I ask my usual convo starter “what course are you taking”, he said journalism. Afterwards I he asked what I ordered. I told him it was a cheeseburger and asked him the same. He said a cheeseburger too. Later as I left with my burger, I saw him go up and get a shawarma. That’s when I realized my college trained the best in each field.

A vintage tesseract of a video- Malo will never escape it.

Update: Jim has deleted all of his tweets.

Wow every nation needs a friendly jordie

When the title said “Journalist” never in a million did I think you’d be talking about Jim fucking Malo.

I legit was dying at the 5:00 mark lmfao! The sound effects you was doing sent me bruv.

Keep it up Jordon and your heroic team. 👍👍👍 PS there's a CM aid in there too HAHAHAHA the CM knows where the fun is 😂

@joannanorma

Жыл бұрын

.....and we are all going to check Jim out aren't we 😁 'cause who has ever heard of this fellow?

@joannanorma

Жыл бұрын

PS that's CM add NOT CM aid...sheesh

Ohh Shit...I had to pause this, because I couldn't breathe properly due to laughing my balls off...I really thought I was about too soil myself... I didn't know who this Germ was, but now I shall keep an eye out for his Hilarious (albeit, hypocritical, somewhat frustrating comments)... Thankyou, you Legends....You guys are the Fucking Amazing.... 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

I once saw an ex cop turned councillor (specialist in PTSD) who said “I n my 15 years as a cop, I rarely saw justice “. Makes you think that people like Jordies who constantly produce proof of complete ignorance, is threatened with legal action on such a regular occurrence.

It’s apparent that your a busy guy and its not the sort of content you create (because that would be defamatory) but i would love to see a series on how these people recover/respond to your videos. Real shit g your incredible 👏🏼

Love how friendlyjordies, exposes these fake journalist

Friendlyjordies tearing apart journalists is my favorite webseries

I've never given Patreon a second thought. I am thankfully in a place in life that I can help. You very clearly would put it to good use

"Vacant bimbo", bro love the way you dismantle these dholes

Lol he deleted ALL his tweets 😂

I'm sure this will get burried. I would love you guys to shine a light on just how little is being covered by journalists in Australia about what is happening in Iran currently. Journalists seen to be more than happy to cover their personal crusades around minor issues or backlash to what someone has said this week but they are doing very little to try and showcase people actually struggling for their rights. Seems like journalists only jump on an issue if it's directly relevant to them not just if it relates to the morals they claim to have or project.

@attilajuhasz2526

Жыл бұрын

True. They wait for the next domestic tragedy which can't directly be attributed to any specific person. Case in point: We had wall to wall coverage of the Queen's death and little else. Today, we have wall to wall coverage of floods and little else (maybe sport; they do like their sport).

I don't know what this Jim is, but I hope it isn't mad about this advertising assistance. Nice collaboration. Need more.