Hitman kills people who aren’t hydrated. Hitman knows his stuff.

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@chipsanddip_6784

3 жыл бұрын

I agree life isnt complete until your lungs are filled with that delicious succulent h2o

@Gennj

3 жыл бұрын

No I literally just commented this

@charlesozberkmen442

3 жыл бұрын

there hydrated, but not with water

@sasajungic89

3 жыл бұрын

Morgana!!!

how was a pelican allowed to enter the party wtf

@soumyadiptabanerjee7406

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Zanny love your videos

@bignut9924

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@spark9_

3 жыл бұрын

Are you PANdering

@Happyhogan

3 жыл бұрын

Hi zanny!!

@rlwye

3 жыл бұрын

Zannyyyyy

I genuinely laughed out loud at "I politely asked him to return my property" whilst throwing a crowbar at his head 😅

@Finit_321._

3 жыл бұрын

5:06

@neongalaxyzz4297

3 жыл бұрын

@@Finit_321._ legend

@Finit_321._

3 жыл бұрын

@@neongalaxyzz4297 thanks

@gunaselanseggran4536

3 жыл бұрын

Me tooo

@darlingxluxii7977

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO SAME 😭😭😭😭✨

“i politely ask him to return my property” *gives blunt head trauma*

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

@Gary-jd8rv

3 жыл бұрын

@@vyper5131 yes

@ssayaankhalua1646

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gary-jd8rv hi

Little does modest pelican know, he’s keeping everyone hydrated during our quarantine.

@thescraps_official

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ryanschaff2507

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you live that’s still under quarantine? Thought all that was done awhile ago.

@douglaso_o276

3 жыл бұрын

this is comment is kinda sus -_-

@Dogprofile

3 жыл бұрын

Content H Y D R A T I O N

@doomslayer5897

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanschaff2507 no I'm still in quarantine

I’m not gonna lie, Modest Pelican makes everyone’s quarantines better.

@geoshire69

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

love ya mate :)

@YoungJedi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican Modest why don't you make a video about RUST in a nutshell the game is popping right now on twitch

@jimmyspitz5092

3 жыл бұрын

Love your vids man, stay hydrated lad

@Pessidog10

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in lockdown until Saint Patrick's Day

That short Blood Money clip HAHAHA.

@skullka

2 жыл бұрын

True fans of hitman looked for this comment

Someone just pointed me here since it appears we do something things to the like button hahahah I just watched so many of your videos just to laugh at your intro. So good!!!

@lordsepticpotato1252

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here, also I enjoy your videos

@nikolaimyklebust7396

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordsepticpotato1252 ikr

@nikolaimyklebust7396

3 жыл бұрын

@MrBallen love your vids man

@brainsploder4841

3 жыл бұрын

what

@connorhuebner4913

3 жыл бұрын

What?! Ballens on here too last place I thought I'd see him

“Hydrate or die-drate” - Someone probably

@crktritual

3 жыл бұрын

Hydrate or Bye-drate ?

@tommoblue2296

3 жыл бұрын

@@crktritual mate this is a Cristian Chanel we cant have bi people

@lewisgarner5615

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommoblue2296 yeah us Christians hate the gays and minorities

@ascalonex

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisgarner5615 SAME

@lynvgyt7872

3 жыл бұрын

De-hydrate

“Still harder than infiltrating the Capital building”😂😂

@theartistformerlyknownasperson

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NapFloridian

3 жыл бұрын

They used a Trump-olin !!!!

@UnqualifiedPro

3 жыл бұрын

@@NapFloridian the reason why it was easy to infiltrate that capital is because they have no history of riots, and they were outnumbered everyone there couldn’t stand up to them all at once trump told them to March on the capital not break in these were far right individuals that don’t represent us and everyone there who was involved in any illegal activity deserves the full extent of the law. Aka police didn’t give special privileges they were massively out numbered.

@pedroks7756

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnqualifiedPro that was a joke dude

@Papa-lp1so

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnqualifiedPro Yep it was like Police didnt care but also it was joke lol

“I forged forward because I’m a gamer. Gamers don’t die, they respawn” -Modest Pelican 2021

"I proceeded to sniff his wife's underwear.." God damn, I am proud of this channel.

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

@haloball12

3 жыл бұрын

@@vyper5131 cool

@DeathCluntch

2 жыл бұрын

We proud of your profile picture sir

@deangreen3370

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@sidsucks0

2 жыл бұрын

@@vyper5131 You make ok videos, but bc you plug ur channel everywhere, yes. I do mind.

A lot of the bible was lost in translation Jesus didn’t turn water into wine He turned wine into water He was a very hydrated man

@SpasticatedBaby

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are getting creative

@fbibase2835

3 жыл бұрын

fucking poetry

@AK-dw8jo

3 жыл бұрын

No, he turned water in to wine actually. Also did you know that wine in biblical times wasn’t actually alcohol but much more likely juice. You are welcome

@SpasticatedBaby

3 жыл бұрын

@@AK-dw8jo someone didn't get the joke

@AK-dw8jo

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpasticatedBaby oh I get a lot of things. And I will answer you respectfully and say that I just don’t like the bible being changed or made fun off. Especially not in the times we live in.and yes I have an awesome sense of humour, there are just things where I draw the line and my thinking in general is completely black and white. There is no compromise or middle ground to be had with me (not that you asked for my life’s story 😂)

Why isn’t it “Moist Pelican”? Hydration is the pinnacle of life boys.

@whoamitobeme1378

3 жыл бұрын

😂 true

@ollaphobos8988

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@foottime4120

3 жыл бұрын

That's what his girlfriend is called....

@Sledgeace

3 жыл бұрын

@@foottime4120 this is a Christian channel I am disappointed 😂

@AlliedX

3 жыл бұрын

Modest Moist Pelican

“Still a lot harder than infiltrating the capital building” respect, especially since he’s from over seas

@tlaloc6731

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't really surprise me. Europeans are obsessed with Americans for some reason.

@alexdelta57

3 жыл бұрын

@@tlaloc6731 because that fiasco was stupid and hilarious all in one

@philmccrack7748

Жыл бұрын

@tlaloc6731 hes not exactly European so u should be proud ur flexing ur geography skills

@OGbluetooth_

Жыл бұрын

@@tlaloc6731 average American comment 😂😂

“Gamers don’t die, we just respawn. I was trying to think of the most cringe thing to say.” Yea that did it for me lol

"Hitman is a game about hitting men" Kills a woman first

@spaceyeen51

3 жыл бұрын

Second

@Vman_95

3 жыл бұрын

Ladies first, man knows his priorities 💯😂

@Dylski.

3 жыл бұрын

47 is a feminist. Everyone gets assassinated equally

@olir4591

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt this from the jacksepticeye video on hitman 3?

I think my fav part of modest pelican is his casual way of presenting jokes lmao

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

:D

"Results and discretion are my speciality" *slaps target with fish in front of heavily armed guards* 😂😂😂😂😂

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

"This was more succesful than my parents marriage" lmao.

@spencerk6920

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a bit sad

@notmapis7942

3 жыл бұрын

@@spencerk6920 This is funny to me because I can relate tho

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

@sadboy_amvs5010

3 жыл бұрын

Anything more successful then your parents marriage

Guy: *drops his entire weight on his neck ,breacking it* Modest Pelican: my boy needs some iron supplements

@indianathe3rd742

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna open an onlyfans with pelican content instead

@jm0960

3 жыл бұрын

@@indianathe3rd742 legend

@indianathe3rd742

3 жыл бұрын

@@jm0960 I'm serious tho

8:02 hahahaha SNEAKY BLOODMONEY

The difference between "Modest Pelican" and " Modest Pelican Gaming" is remarkable. The way he has reinvented himself has inspired me to chase my dreams. Thank you for keeping me hydrated.

i find it quite weird that people don't find a weird man with a weird barcode on his head weird, isn't it weird?

@i.rodrigues4983

3 жыл бұрын

actually now a days everybody wants tattoos so its not so weird any more. That said! the first hitman was from 2000 is was 12 years old back then and i had the same thought as you do right now. :P

@palli7922

3 жыл бұрын

@@i.rodrigues4983 I was talking about the people in the game :P

@tpndgo2061

3 жыл бұрын

Too many weirds in one sentence

@brandoncliff5653

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it weird...

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

This guy’s commentary is legendary

"my man needs to take some iron supplements"- 🤣

"I don't know how they managed to take an initial bullet to the head, I guess they just have great work ethic" I lost it 😂

8:00 Never bring a knife to a gunfight... no matter how big it is.

The “Blood Money” clip got me real good 🤣😂

My teacher said once "hydration is key" clearly a modest pelican fan

@EL075

3 жыл бұрын

this made me drink...

Never forget that a viola is different than a violin by the sound and the weight. Never get confused between these instruments

After watching papa peli for a while, I decided to buy Hitman 2 on steam and it's really fun. I like how creative you can be with it and how challenging the missions are

The secret to Agent 47's shiny bald head is that he stays hydrated.

@jetsreflex1526

3 жыл бұрын

Thiccman*

Stay hydrated legends

@duncanweir1429

3 жыл бұрын

You to

@kintama3453

3 жыл бұрын

I am not hydrated enough I have only drunk 7 litres of water today😭

@landoooooooooon

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jackson

@marcmcdowell9649

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me what to do, YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

@ex_w4808

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcmcdowell9649 ok Kyle

Your videos were the only reason why I was excited for Hitman 3. Looking forward the the next ones, obviously this one was great!

I'm not much of a gamer myself, but I do appreciate a channel that does something unique and consistently entertaining with the whole "Gaming Channel" schtick. Keep doing what you're doing man!

1:50 man: *gets pushed into small bush area* Also the man: I must sleep now

@Flame1611

3 жыл бұрын

Lavender is know to be relaxing

@bossplaysit8483

3 жыл бұрын

I drink you the most.

@bossplaysit8483

3 жыл бұрын

Dodge Your Banned From This Chat Room.

@Bummus25

3 жыл бұрын

@Dodge Sprite is everything Ginger Ale was supposed to be

@bossplaysit8483

3 жыл бұрын

Dodge why are you speaking on sodas you need to get to work on that 2022 Hellcat.

Yesterday it snowed over a foot and a half over night where I live, so I slept nice and sound knowing that my city was getting nice and hydrated.

damn hitman reloads so hard he goes back in time for a brief moment

I looked up the definition of “Malaka” and spent the next five minutes chuckling to myself like an idiot....SUBSCRIBED!

@noelnegele6039

3 жыл бұрын

It means wanker in Greek. What definition did you find?

@mattvee4827

3 жыл бұрын

@@noelnegele6039 The Google definition is “man who masturbates” with “wanker” being the English equivalent!

@noelnegele6039

3 жыл бұрын

MATT VASQUEZ if you ever visit Greece, you’re in for a good laugh. Everybody calls everybody malaka there.

@mattvee4827

3 жыл бұрын

@@noelnegele6039 the only other time I’ve heard that word was in the 80’s movie Weird Science, in the bar scene 😀

Glad Papa Peli is still posting, I guess that means we're all sufficiently hydrated malaka's. Love your hydrated videos Papa Peli.

The other day, I saw a majestic pelican soar towards the horizon. I saluted, and under my breath whispered “oh baby, a triple”

Your the inspiration for me making videos!! ( just started ) Thanks so much!!! love waking up to these!!

8:03 killed me lmao those were my exact thoughts when i played this mission

Modest Pelican is the only youtuber i’m okay with clickbaiting me.

Sad to say I always enjoy when he fails a mission because that means his episode will be longer

Thank you for making this masterpiece.

Give this man a award for outstanding comedy 🤣 best KZread channel by far, glad I subscribed. Makes me want to play the games 😅

The hitman series gives us the best thumbnails

Become president and rename every state to "Modest Pelican" to spread the good word of the channel.

I like the random clip of Hitman Blood Money A Vintage Year mission 🤣 classic

I started watching u the over day and now I’m addicted to ur channel

If it weren’t for modest pelican, I’d be as dry as a desert 🏜

Cleaner: falls 0.5 cm and breaks all bones Random security guard: gets shot in knee cap by 9mm 12 times “‘‘tis but a scratch”

Peli has been keeping me hydrated with content while I got covid and its dope

Too clever this malaka...love it!!

I’m so early no ones even made jokes about drowning there friends yet

@Tooth_Fairy

3 жыл бұрын

They're not hydrated enough

"This was a whole lot more successful than my parents marriage" dam i felt that

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of us felt that🥲btw i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

Thank god for you pelican, you’re always here for me when I need you!

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

i knew that i heard this intro before. Now i can't get out "Bushes of love" from my head.

Holy fuck i remember watching this channel when it had just over 100k, i come back to over a million. Impressive

5:46 the sad thing is that he is 100% correct, i work at an aussie clothing store and we stock that exact shirt in adult sizes. there's also "i paused my game to be here" and some other terrible, awful ones. truly disturbing.

I’m embarrassed to say I just found Modest Pelican. But I’m glad I did and I have been watching a ton of your videos to try and make up for lost time while telling people they need to check them out as well. And of course, doing my best to stay hydrated. Thanks for the laughs and the great content!

This guy's commentary is borderline based. And I don't think he gets enough appreciation for it.

Quote of the day "And the lord said "There shall be water, thy hydration is important""

I literally just came from church and got his video on my feed

@kintama3453

3 жыл бұрын

Very good Christian moment

@walx274

3 жыл бұрын

Where you also drinking a glass of fresh spring water ?

@Emann00

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I remember subbing at 29k I had stop watching. But my friend was taking about him and I remembered the fun I had. So I hoped on KZread to see he got over 1000000 subs. And it's been a blast watching his new videos!

Dude you're F*ing Hilarious, On Point and just Great all around. Haha Keep the Content Comin. You're Narrative is Amazing 👏

"Gamers don't die they respawn" is going on my tombstone.....

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

Please mate, I’m begging. Just sing the chorus to “it’s a long way to Tipperary” just once for me. Even if it’s during the battlefield V war story

Love the capitol building refrance

I usually don't like KZread gamers, but I really like your channel. It's even worth staying up until like 4am in the UK to have that 1 in 20000000 chance of bumping into you on GTA Online/RP

Hitman kinda sus, looks like his hair fell off due to dehydration.

@Kerosene_1863

3 жыл бұрын

eh no i hope ya know that if he is dehydrated he would suffer and wont go on a Mission. Also hitmans shave his hair so they dont leave any hair on the crime scene (cuz u know DNA scanning and that s***)

@babascamdev8020

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kerosene_1863 my hair wont grow , im a clone

@Kerosene_1863

3 жыл бұрын

@@babascamdev8020 ok

"In a nutshell" 12 minute video.

I saw some blood money footage and got excited!

I accidentally stumbled upon this channel and I couldn’t be happier 🤣 Keep up the great content!!

Intro: please put extra salt into your friends and family’s food so that they would drink more during dinner

"Getting in here was almost effortless, still a lot harder than infiltrating the capital building." I see your joke and I'll raise you another. What's the difference between Capital Hill and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor.

First time I've watched one of your videos. Bloody Hilarious, now a subscriber

Daaaaaaamn, this must be one of the best Hitman videos you did! Laughing so much.... "This mission was more successful than my parents marriage" - Modest Pelican 2021

I watched this during online school and I accidentally turned on my mic and the teacher asked “who are you this is a Christian school you’re 27 you shouldn’t be here”

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

@theplug4442

3 жыл бұрын

@@vyper5131 nigga left you on read 💀💀

modest pelican: hitman needs to be hydrated hitman: cant drink water but drinks alcohol

@nicklasjensen3911

3 жыл бұрын

he's the god of hydration

This channel literally keeps me hydrated

I love this review! You definitely gained a new sub

Imagine playing this video as a blind person, you’d think he’s never killing anyone and just walking around

Intro: hey guys modest pelican here, when your friends next gets married make sure to change every word of their vows to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the word of my channel.

@jayflet19

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

Tried to hold my hand outta wedlock 😂😂😂 laughed so hard I blew my bong water out 😂

i always enjoy channels with original content

I’m kind of disappointed that you showed us uncensored premarital hand holding.

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

He was forced to hold her hands 😅btw i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

Stay hydrated everyone

@vyper5131

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Oh and btw i’m tryna grow a Hitman fan base for my KZread channel..mind helping?

Gamers don't die they respawn -Modest Pelican (Greatest gaming quote of all time)

pelican i love your videos keep up the good work bro your funny af

When you subscribe: I got a cookie

@ypls984

3 жыл бұрын

Yes so does Elmo

I stole a firetruck in gta and used the hose to hydrate los santos

Bro your comedy is so perfect

Please keep on doing hitman games, you're the best on KZread

I saw that a documentary about pelicans just started so I called the whole family and we watched together but it turned out that the producer was very dehydrated and there were some negative things about pelicans so i tracked the producer down, and drowned him in the toilet. I hope I made the right choice

@ghostgamezyt7695

3 жыл бұрын

I Respect your dedication

Hello there

@KZ-lw9gc

3 жыл бұрын

@FlickFN yup i am

@otskarimotskari8402

3 жыл бұрын

General kenobi

Why does he just say everything so calm. It’s hilarious!!!

I discovered your channel yesterday and I’ve watched every single one of your rdr2 vids