“But it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us” - modest pelican

@BrianHopson

Жыл бұрын

Based as hell.

My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!

@sageagnew1956

2 жыл бұрын

Scrolling through the comment section I couldn’t help but to agree with you more, my mother cannot get enough

@nosleep404.

2 жыл бұрын

my dad would wholeheartedly agree

@heisenburger2502

2 жыл бұрын

My grandma also approves of this as well!

@themajesticpelican

2 жыл бұрын

What a great pelican, making sure no-one gets de-hydrated. I wish I could be like him.

@ducky8343

2 жыл бұрын

@@themajesticpelican Same he's a legend among birds

"You might be wondering what's in the briefcase..." *skips to next scene* Alright then, keep your secrets

@ace_gamer12

Жыл бұрын

I think it was the invitation card😂

“The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“ I guide my life on such wisdom Bless you Papa Peli!

Missed you modest. Hope you're hydrated...love your videos😎

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

love ya mate!

@XabzintheNBAGuru

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican papa pelii

@sliceofcoffee9012

2 жыл бұрын

he will be missed, cant believe he died in a water related explosion..

@ejo354

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican leaving ur reply at 69 likes

@speedybasket5205

2 жыл бұрын

Why do people say hope ur hydrated to him does he have a diseade

7:55 God am I glad he said “into gambling”

@sootysix8723

2 жыл бұрын

nearly got it twisted

This was amazing Lord Pelican!!! I love watching your videos while staying sufficiently hydrated at all times.

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

you're a real one James

@sidsucks0

2 жыл бұрын

I love you james

@SanAndrea5

2 жыл бұрын

i love you James

@XFinity.

2 жыл бұрын

I love you james

@jamesnhatcher6522

2 жыл бұрын

I love all of you as well for with the power of hydration we can't lose

As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican

@Cevah

2 жыл бұрын

I had to unlike the video when I got to that part

@random_dude1859

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@speedybasket5205

2 жыл бұрын

W

@dld33w34

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cevah agreed got to keep it at 69k you know

@madhunter6420

Жыл бұрын

as a racist i got bored reading ur comment

Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves. Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

wow where are you from, it sounds like paradise

@ashwinbhat

2 жыл бұрын

@@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza With all this nectar, it sure is paradise

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashwinbhat what country are you from friend

@ashwinbhat

2 жыл бұрын

@@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza I'm from India my friend

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashwinbhat ahh love to India from Russia, amazing nation, love your music, film industry and nature, river you say sounds beautiful

Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector

@dasende9265

2 жыл бұрын

some of them even add juicy KO-drops to the hydration 😋😋😋

Start your next video like this: If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.

@carll.2855

2 жыл бұрын

That's smart

@a.j108

Жыл бұрын

Good one

@BekSilliE

5 ай бұрын

I love this hydrated and supportive comment section

I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course. Stay hydrated, kings.

Your hands down the funniest guy on KZread hahahahahaha, so glad I found your channel

“We’ve been paid to kill them all.” Zooms in on lifeguard 😂

This guy could make any game fun with his commentary

The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧

Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle. Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧

Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.

@Tyler_Solomon

Жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguywithouthair7528 I am always up for a genteel meeting my good fellow.

@cheesepuff65

3 ай бұрын

dog, this ain't really "extreme dark humor"

I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks

Things that “Do Bring A Smile To My Face”: Modest Pelican❤️

Damn, only modest pelican can accidentally poison the wrong person twice but make it look like a movie

so glad we are back with more hitman. Got the game a few days ago and had a blast. Thought of ur content and gameplay the entire time

Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)

I like the way you deal with your frustrations when you want to be a real stealthy hitman.

Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli

Always a great day when the great and almighty hydrated Modest Pelican uploads

This is great. The humor is so saterical yet deadpan. Wonderful.

Man you should be doing standups you are hilarious 😂

I needed a laugh today and with this video I got it. Going to drink some water after this to celebrate. Thanks Modest Pelican

@joooanit0224

2 жыл бұрын

Same. Thank you very much Modest Pelican.

As a British person, I can only praise your honorable work.

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

So el chapo was British? You know I wanna see your cartel fight against the Russian Mob Brotherhood it will be bloody and we will probably win

@williamgardner940

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, at least some of the 60 million dead are our politicians in parliament lmao

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire

Your jokes are so on point. Lolol. Well played.

thanks for the video i genuinely needed it. love them.

Your hitman videos are the source of my happiness

This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.

My goodness your humour is on point. Never stop making videos .

These videos makes our days better

You know it's a good day when modest pelican uploads a hitman video ♥️🤗

People in England are never hydrated, so you did them a favor.

@williamgardner940

2 жыл бұрын

We do drink tea you know

@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration

@GoldKingsMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamgardner940 Ya

Man I love this deadpan humor.

Another great adventure with everyone's favorite, well hydrated Pelican.

More Hitman, please.

@dylanwellstead155

Жыл бұрын

Which hitman is this

1.3 million people watched this video and only 87k aren’t racist

@ZackSabbath11-lg6xe

12 күн бұрын

Now its 1.5 million and 110k aren't racist

This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel

Seeing this on my Birthday makes me smile

Do pelicans eat everything? Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game Be like Pelicans

@themajesticpelican

2 жыл бұрын

can confirm

you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go

The best youtuber ever and people should be afraid to get in a argument with you because you come up with the funniest sentences ever

5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.

No modest, I swear tea contains water and hydrates us!

Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican

Finally another hit man video I love these

Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us." everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳 lmao edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO

How have I only just discovered this channel, he’s soo funny 😭

I found ur channel couples days ago and I love you already❤️🙈

another hydrated W from Modest Pelican

Thanks for reminding me to hydrate myself!

this is one of the best channels i have ever watched

"Women are getting %70 of a man's hat." PRICELESS

you just got a new subscriber :) you're hilarious man.

Gotta love some Modest Peli!

Glad your back Peli

you videos keep me alive and hydrated thank you

"You might be wondering what's in the briefcase" Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.

"Guard your life son, you have a calling!"

“You might be wondering what’s in the briefcase…”

Your hitman series keep me well hydrated

I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way

The day always gets better when this dodgy malacca uploads a video to the tube.

The end part was so funny, lmao

Dude has the funniest videos and best community

Finally more modest pelican hitman videos

Forget the game play, the comedic value is worth the time alone.

That alpha NPC comment had me in stitches 😂

Always good to see you. Thanks mate!

u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!

Please more more 😂😂😂 I love you video bro keep it up 🐐🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🖤

The unicorn joke is priceless hahahhha

Its so incredible how many alternatives for "I stabbed him in the neck" you can find!

lmao i dont have that much fun playing this game than watching you with a commentary xD

I'm just glad you added" into gambling"

The legend is back

Just started watching a couple months ago. Goated channel much love❤️❤️

Watching this video again makes me want to go swimming so my whole body stays hydrated.

Love the videos man looking forward to more uploads

Finally back to the good stuff

Watching this as I clean my swimming pool filled with sweet sweet water.

He better be hydrated he taught me to always stay hydrated not a second when I'm not !

When you start a video: “Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”

2:24 - the manipulation is savage. well played.

Its the commentary for me🤪🤪… SUBSCRIBED!!! 🥰

Truly modest as ever.

Bro, my body must've felt this new upload and woken me up.

Love me some of that hydration juice

I fking love ur videos lol 😂 I’m glad ur back don’t ever fking stop modest

Bro the “ so she can’t blow a whistle “ line was so dark and had me dying 😂

This is my favorite KZreadr! He's just so Modest.

Come for the hydration jokes, but stay for the scenic train shots.

The Hitman has returned... Oh shit

I agree what kind of twisted rich person has a unicorn for a ornament 😂

Love watching you modest pelican while playing on my Xbox or while doing anything