hi lads & lasses :) new GTA role play series on my other channel: kzread.info

@confuseddeku3478

3 жыл бұрын

O k .

@mrdooce7053

3 жыл бұрын

That series is so funny Love your vids

@DCGMatthew1

3 жыл бұрын

I already watched it. Yeah, I'm cool.

@MadMax-bv7vb

3 жыл бұрын

Love the videos keep up the good work

@spanningbread

3 жыл бұрын

hey bird

I have watched so many of Modest Pelican’s videos that I now talk like him.

@lyleprockish501

3 жыл бұрын

i literally think in his voice

@geraldguterres466

3 жыл бұрын

My brain has the memenade voice

@craigh6129

3 жыл бұрын

i definitely stay hydrated more.

@lanbroghini

3 жыл бұрын

You're spreading the good word of his channel

@Tha_Shark237

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Pelican the type of dude to cancel a doctors appointment bc he’s sick

@imnotpayingchildsupport4506

3 жыл бұрын

Who needs doctors when you have hydration from water

@shabby_mint7802

3 жыл бұрын

I mean your not wrong

@50.CalFilms

3 жыл бұрын

That is fair enough tho if you were sick you wouldn’t go out would you

@lxuis419

3 жыл бұрын

@@50.CalFilms well that’s what the doctor is for...

@webbiergoose2032

3 жыл бұрын

@@lxuis419 I hide the body and take the sute

"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone" summarizes my experience with the series perfectly

@medicineschool9393

Жыл бұрын

is real any different 😱

@daniloevangelists8237

Жыл бұрын

It's the definition of my experience in Assassins Crees games.

"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone"🤣🤣

nothing better than to end the day with "hi lads and lasses"

@idunnoman3030

3 жыл бұрын

Ur mom

@biggie_maciek3162

3 жыл бұрын

@@idunnoman3030 be a goddamn man

@idunnoman3030

3 жыл бұрын

@@biggie_maciek3162 u play red dead?

@biggie_maciek3162

3 жыл бұрын

@@idunnoman3030 ye

@un-trackable5705

3 жыл бұрын

Aww, you made a friend. Go to a public watering hole and actually drink water.

“I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol... so I have it to the homeless guy” 😂

@elcocaino8728

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO i died😭😂

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@cheesegrater5077

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican i noticed that too lmao

@jinxie712

3 жыл бұрын

@@ActualityOfThought Was definitely a "Wait..." moment.

@julesdipietro9019

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a second to get it 😂😂😂

‘This homeless guy asked me for money, I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol so I gave it to the homeless man’ holdup

@rodog9465

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that makes sense.... wait a minute

@Kevinthewoman

3 жыл бұрын

Oh thank god it wasn't just me, I was like yeah that makes sens- wait what.

@OncelerKidsAreCringe

3 жыл бұрын

No, he just wanted to not get compromised by the cops

@seanreeder5784

2 жыл бұрын

He gives it to the homeless man, hence stops himself buying crack and alcohol 😂

@kb1248

2 жыл бұрын

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe right😂😂 Wait!what?🧐

“Harder to find exposed ankles in Saudi Arabia”😂😂

@shash3391

3 жыл бұрын

Mann if you're from Saudi then you really know how funny as hell this was is 😂😂😂😂

@DENVICKED

3 жыл бұрын

@@shash3391 ikr 😂

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwe4577

3 жыл бұрын

@@shash3391 I’m not from Saudi and I knew what it meant. 😂

@nuibui6667

2 жыл бұрын

@Abhijit Racer letterbox costume

psychotic robin hood

@lewisbyrne1437

3 жыл бұрын

Pelican of tsushima

@frog1431

3 жыл бұрын

Zanny!! You and peli are my favourite channels

@frog1431

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheVortex-mk2ur ikr

@yeshe7511

3 жыл бұрын

Z anny oi I'm big fan

@Dads_belts

3 жыл бұрын

Zanny in the wild

Pelicans can hold 3 gallons of water, making them the best birds.

@masterparker116

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, thats a lot of water in just 1 bird

@eldermaxson8251

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterparker116 But imagine 100 pelicans with 300 gallons of water.

@riksaboee

3 жыл бұрын

They stay very hydrated

@masterparker116

3 жыл бұрын

@@eldermaxson8251 thats enough to send to countries that need it

@eldermaxson8251

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterparker116 Great idea, we need to train pelicans kind of like soldiers trained doves in WW1, except the pelicans are delivering water not messages.

"Hi, my name Jeff" haha

My friend wasn't hydrated so I invited him to a pool party and drowned him

@_nut_ella_

3 жыл бұрын

relatable

@DENVICKED

3 жыл бұрын

Same, he loves it so much he doesn't want to come back up. he loves it

@user-x-00

3 жыл бұрын

@@DENVICKED wholesome😊

@Omar-dq3bk

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthias Gauci not darker than my slave's ski- never mind

@kabulput

3 жыл бұрын

@@Omar-dq3bk yoooo

We should all sue whoever is making the emoji list... where’s OUR PELICAN!?!?

@carriet1116

3 жыл бұрын

𓅷𓆏𓃰𓃠𓅿𓂻𓃱𓃗𓅓𓆙𓀿𓂉𓃒𓃒𓃗𓃘𓃝𓃟𓃠𓃡𓃩𓃬𓃯𓃰𓃱𓃲𓃵𓃷𓃹𓄿𓅜𓅦𓅪𓅭𓅰

@a1t3rn4t3

3 жыл бұрын

🦌

"If you enjoyed this video, go to a church and take everyone hostage, and don't let them free unless they start to praise Modest Pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel"

@jeantheyeetqueen983

3 жыл бұрын

When I tried this I got arrested, it’s harder than it sounds

@Vladklx

2 жыл бұрын

Can I go to a mosque instead??

@lawoftheland5923

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vladklx no no they may praise you instead that is their type of thing

3:18 im freakin ROLLIN HAHAHAHA

I drowned my baby sister at the baptism because I was trying to make her stay hydrated

@complicated1574

3 жыл бұрын

Who cares 123 indeed

@jkshanahan007

3 жыл бұрын

Any sane person would do the same wouldn't they?

@ieat10kittens94

3 жыл бұрын

@@jkshanahan007 of course! Ive drowned half my family!

@jemand7488

3 жыл бұрын

@@ieat10kittens94 I've drowned half my village. Step it up

engineers: spend millions of hours designing silent and small guns that can be as effective as possible. agent 47: chooses to instead use a meaty bone.

@stephanaustria4218

3 жыл бұрын

MEATY BONE

@thehotyestbread6380

3 жыл бұрын

M E A T Y B O N E

Love seeing how far your channel has come and you deserve all the success and more still to come. Keep up all the amazing content man!

@night-white2365

2 жыл бұрын

How are you here

@Dazs

2 жыл бұрын

@@night-white2365 Modest Pelican is a goat in Battlefield. I used to make Battlefield content

@night-white2365

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dazs ha I'm a big fan of your apex videos Have a good day

My uncle died of COVID pneumonia recently and watching your videos hydrates the part of my heart that has been taken from me. Thanks Peli, you are the real legend

Intro idea. Hey guys modest pelican here, buy a nascar car, brand it “Modest pelican gaming” and crash into everybody as this helps spread the good word of the channel

@davi1821

3 жыл бұрын

But only neutralize the dehydrated people

@thelionryder5492

3 жыл бұрын

Yes only the dehydrated ones

@brokearse2011

3 жыл бұрын

Or just buy a mustang

@thelionryder5492

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokearse2011 ya but then you run the risk of getting arrested. If you do it in a professional race than worst you’ll have to do is get a fine

@finedyldaddy4852

3 жыл бұрын

If you enjoyed this video,walk into a nursery and rearrange the babies to spell modest pelican as this really helps spread the good word of my channel

The graphics on this map look like what Cyberpunk was trying to be

@anidiot8900

3 жыл бұрын

True

@BARCH-wp5vl

2 жыл бұрын

😃

@planexshifter

2 жыл бұрын

CyberPunk was disappointing on every level.

@vegetaslayer249

2 жыл бұрын

@@planexshifter except the story and how smooth the game runs

@dagg497

2 жыл бұрын

@@vegetaslayer249 Deus Ex ran soo bad. I couldn't even get It to run at 720p in low detail at over 40fps compared to having DOOM 2016 at 150fps with Vulcan. That's what happens with Ubisoft or port from Consoles 🤕

0:43 my name Jeff 😂😂😂

Its actually cool the way you make videos. I can watch gameplay without having the whole level spoilled and still have something to look forward to as you cut out the parts.

Day 32541 of reminding people to stay hydrated

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

you're an inspiration mate

@tdw7459

3 жыл бұрын

No

@poederkindje2634

3 жыл бұрын

For almost 10 years, impressive!

@nf8836

3 жыл бұрын

Inspiring

@epiclordofmooses7405

3 жыл бұрын

Keep up gods work

Most iconic line ever “Hey lads and lasses, modest pelican here”

7:00 “what do these clowns have that agent 47 doesn’t?” *itches head* oh

@HyperkalemiaSineWave

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

I found this guy at 1am whilst playing hitman and I just didn't stop watching him now I'm glad I stayed up

peli is honestly my life rn, keeping me entertained during the lockdown, such a legend

You're absolutely killing the roleplay series Peli! Takes me back to simpler times where there was no worries of our children engaging in pre marital hand holding.

Intro: Become a surgeon and rearrange every patient's bowels to be shaped like a pelican. This would really help spread the good word of the

9:03 he just wanted to keep his bald head moist and hydrated

Iam staying more hydrated after watching his content

Hitman is really a modest pelican simulator where thickman kills all anti hydration people

I laughed way to hard at “My name Jeff”

This map is sooo rich.... They have put so much efforts into this one....you can literally try numerous ways to kill your targets

My job is a cake decorator and instead of writing "happy birthday" on the cakes, I write "modest pelican" on them as this helps spread the good word of this channel.

@vericastanojevik3013

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

"We are traveling to China" Uh oh

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@Jifnontiktok

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@mxnchi3352

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@edwardosmemes

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@yomaskedstreamer

3 жыл бұрын

Ruined it

I would like to thank you modest for giving me the proper steps on staying hydrated through this 2021!

I’m seriously loving these new hit man videos! Keep it up pelican!

Gotta love how pelican interacts with his comments

Hi Peli, never been this early, hope you're staying hydrated.

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

you too my dude

@carloskiller6875

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican how about me?

@Boyboboii

3 жыл бұрын

@@carloskiller6875 you too my dude

@carloskiller6875

3 жыл бұрын

@@Boyboboii didn’t know your name was modest pelican

@naillik4701

3 жыл бұрын

@@carloskiller6875 you really ruined the wholesomeness :(

Love the narration. It never gets old.

This was one of the funniest commentaries yet. I was in tears. Subscribed.

lmao imagine getting knocked out by "a meaty bone"

@shaneferris6742

3 жыл бұрын

I've knocked a few women out by accident. It's embarrassing, and it ruins the mood.

@mikel73035

3 жыл бұрын

whoa buddy that’s a bit weird

@Nathaniel_B400

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikel73035 really? I thought it was common for guys to do that.

Everyone who watches moddest pelican's videos are hydrated

I swear everytime i have some bs going on in life, i binge watch your videos to snap me out of it. Thanks for what you do MP

"We can't be wasting God's nectar" i like that

I watch modest pelican religiously to ensure I am never dehydrated

Nothing like drinking excessive amounts of water and watching a bird play hitman

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

heck yea gamer

That part with the agent 47 had an umbrella this whole time had me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

The new “pelican strain” of COVID-19 is spreading the good word of his channel.

I love how casual he makes hitman sound 😂

I’m so early I need to hydrate ASAP

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

pls drink

@tylerwhitney1161

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican I will my lord

@complicated1574

3 жыл бұрын

@Modest Pelican i didn’t drink anything for 1 hour. Can you forgive me?

These titles change every 5 minutes and I'm all for it, this gives me another reason to rewatch the video

I downloaded the game after pre-ordering it and I finished the campaign in the same night. This is by far my fav game.

Agent 47 is dehydrated, his brain doesn’t work the same as it should, now he’s too aggressive

" Don't watch my videos with your dad" 😂🤣💀

It's always a good day when Modest Pelican uploads 😊

I love when peli uploads it makes me exited

“Trankilizer gun” - Modest Pelican Gaming

Maybe if hush was hydrated he wouldn’t be dead

@everettkitley8528

3 жыл бұрын

Nah...hydration doesn't erase crimes against humanity.

Pelican: *misses his opportunity* Pelican: "at least I scouted the place"

Modest pelican is the type of guy to force every species on the face of the earth to become aquatic to ensure they stay sufficiently hydrated

no one talking about how beautiful the city is

“ the fengshui is terrible” FML HAHAHAHAHAH

Love you Papa Peli. Thanks for existing. And thanks for reminding us to hydrate 😁

I wake up and modest pelican uploaded it’s definitely going to be a good hydrated day.

5:03 I see what you did there xD

@21muhammadikram82

3 жыл бұрын

I see you're a man of culture as well

5:28 equilibrium

Bro I just found your channel and have spent all day watching your Hitman videos lmao I’ve never even played Hitman but I’m buying the games now

It’s a good day when peli uploads

I love his voice when he does the intro

4:27 He turns into Pitbull, aka Mr. Worldwide

You singlehandedly got me back into playing hitman 3 and i bought the add ons for it finally 🤣. Good job good sir

Modest Pelican inspired me to hydrate my pet fish

If you enjoy this content please go to your local hospital and mix up all the babies in the nursery. Don’t tell any of the parents which baby is theirs until they subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming. 👌

Fun fact: the original title was, "Hitman 3 but I'm way too aggressive"

@AbduA-iq1nx

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh I clicked on the video thinking it was a different one

I've never laughed so hard and so many times during a single gaming video 😂🤣😂 Needless to say you just earned yourself a new subscriber 👍

You‘re the funniest guy i‘ve ever watched on youtube😂 this made me laugh so hard

My friend came over one day thought nothing of it he then said “spread the good word of the channel” took my phone subscribed and went on like nothing happend

9 seconds ago lol but 6 seconds ago bc he is in Australia

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@caleb9856

3 жыл бұрын

hi papa peli

@portablepopcorn2

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican holy hydrated poop... i never even noticed wth... my dream come true hi peli from 7 hours later bc im dumb

Ahhh, dumb shit at 4:30am on a Monday morning. Beautiful.

2:07 People in the distance: “I have lost all memory within the last 15 seconds”

Papa peli, I no joke used the words "sufficiently hydrated" for a job interview two days ago. Waiting to see if I made it past the first stage.

@anidiot8900

3 жыл бұрын

If you don’t get hired agent 47 will drown the owner and the interviewer.

@everettkitley8528

3 жыл бұрын

Have you learned nothing? Smack the interviewer with a fish, and steal his/her outfit. The job is yours if you want it.

@DaveyJay.

3 жыл бұрын

@@anidiot8900 update, I got the job 😂 anything's possible when you bring hydration into the equation

@anidiot8900

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaveyJay. facts

Modest pelican posts hitman: Me: grabs wife Time to hydrate

The intro was pure gold! “My name Jeff!” Truly a tragic experience

Ur humor is keeping me alive rn

0:48 i love it

“If you enjoy this video please ask your family if they are sufficiently hydrated and if not send an artificial tsunami toward your house as this really helps spread the good word of my channel”

hitmans “light jog” is just him asserting ultimate hydration dominance

Jeff is a kind of guy who'd walk in the rain without an umbrella to get blessed with that god's nectar, alpha lad.

I threw my friend into the ocean to hydrate. he still hasn't came back up. I think he's enjoying the good Christian water.

@someoneaa

3 жыл бұрын

Gold 😂😂😂

Papa peli my cuz wasn’t staying hydrated so I drowned in the toliet

When you said "failing at the first two steps and then killing everyone", I felt that. I was many of my experiences in the Hitman games. 😅

Most underrated KZread like genuinely makes me laugh 😂

“I’m really objectifying women here I’ll objectify some men to balance it out” Feminist kween😩✨

@JonWylan

3 жыл бұрын

"I head into the bathroom and find potentially the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. He's even got a barcode on his head, what an erotic individual. Objectifying a man complete."

My cousins refused some water so I slapped both of them till there faces where no longer visible unless they had dental records thank you papa peli for teaching me right

5:10 fuck, I always watch these video's with my dad. From now on I will just let him watch alone

You need to upload more frequently on this channel... especially the hit man series. Much respect Mr pelican!