More like Modest Smellican

@njart5239

3 жыл бұрын

ohhh rekt

@lewis5319

3 жыл бұрын

Dabbed on

@MausOfTheHouse

3 жыл бұрын

Instant pin

@michsaleeby413

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely roasted

@arched4513

3 жыл бұрын

Badabam

it's nice to be involved in the mission thanks Jeff

@nachocheese2823

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, its the sedative poison

@katawhampus9879

3 жыл бұрын

Guess who’s back, back again.

@zacharypratt7714

3 жыл бұрын

Good ol Jeff

@sushiboi1848

3 жыл бұрын

What a friend jeff is

@cveg

3 жыл бұрын

Zannys back

Nothing better than hearing “Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here.” on a Holy Sunday

@saracrysis2851

3 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@p3gun937

3 жыл бұрын

I’m getting confirmed today so it makes this even better

@WpMeOskar9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@p3gun937 Father is proud

@jessrosemary6760

3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that I say 🙏

@imExceI

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with this statement

“These royal family jokes aren’t going to age well. Just like Prince Phillip” Papa Peli assassinated Phillip canon

@RibbonVintageGirl

2 жыл бұрын

Him and Lewis Spears 😂😂😭😭

@keanuismyfather7477

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes that shut was crazy

@RibbonVintageGirl

2 жыл бұрын

Australians pulled an Agent 47 on Prince Philip 😂

@lixsecondcoming5260

Жыл бұрын

they in fact did not age well

@oliverthedum2129

Жыл бұрын

He also got that accident kill on the queen of England

They call me 007... 0 friends 0 times dehydrated 7 kids in my basement

@ioankibble8866

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for you to play the new James's bond

@dylanwaterson1603

2 жыл бұрын

"just 7?"

@Mike-hb4ks

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanwaterson1603 collection expanded to 19

@_Anakin_Skywalker

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-hb4ks cool, you looking to trade them in? I could use an extra hand on the farm

@Mike-hb4ks

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Anakin_Skywalker once they're 16 you can have them

Papa Peli uploads Everyone: make a comment about hydration as quick as you can

@givemefood660

3 жыл бұрын

sounds bout right

@tarikccix1954

3 жыл бұрын

UHH FUCK AHHHHH WATER IS GOOD FOR YOU lol

@coconut_jpeg

3 жыл бұрын

Did U know that drinking too much water can kill u my brother said he was thirsty so I shoved a gallon of water down his throat I will let u know he may of died but at least he died in a good way being hydrated

@random_youtuber917

3 жыл бұрын

This is way more accurate that it has any right to be

@therealkencarsonvevo

3 жыл бұрын

@@coconut_jpeg you just didn’t try hard enough

"I can make water into wine but why would i destroy perfection" - Jesus

@crimson3833

3 жыл бұрын

Dalmatians 4:13

@mytubo99

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmm so true

“I decide to add him as an additional primary target, as nobody belittles me while I’m at work.” 😂

Pelican: these royal family jokes aren't going to age well *Prince Philip dies shortly after* Me: hmmMMMM 🤔

@costcoh348

3 жыл бұрын

You like pudding?

@leef8433

2 жыл бұрын

He d playing an assassin game...

@w4976.

Жыл бұрын

HMMMMMMMMMM THIS DIDN’T AGE WELL

@cultofeyes7260

Жыл бұрын

@@costcoh348 1 year late but yes, yes I do

“If you enjoy this video please adopt everyone in an orphanage, name them Modest Pelican, and then list them all missing in every country so everybody will hear about Modest Pelican as this really help spread the good word of my channel”

@uber_eats_official9977

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@coconut_jpeg

3 жыл бұрын

Alon you are a genius

@Ieatpooandcatsandbeans

3 жыл бұрын

This is class

@noorulhasan4904

3 жыл бұрын

He used this

@manumaan2749

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

Can I just say that as someone who watched your videos before I ever got to play Hitman myself, I really appreciate that you don’t spoil any of the story in your play throughs.

Before watching the video, I would just like to say how much I relate to the title. Throughout quarantine, there was little I had to live for. Just work and hoping for success. The Hitman trilogy really helped me out through those challenging moments of disappointment in myself and lack of self-worth. I will forever be grateful for the Hitman developers for pulling me forward until I could regain social connections and my existential purpose.

While watching I accidentally clicked “dislike” when I meant to click the “like” button. Immediately 5 armed men in camouflage ghillie suits popped out from behind my furniture and aimed their weapons at me. Let that be a warning to all the haters.

@The-Flipipino

3 жыл бұрын

well 4 people died today

@Svenskadoktorn

3 жыл бұрын

@@The-Flipipino 9 now.

@unib4324

3 жыл бұрын

13 now

@napalm7348

3 жыл бұрын

@@unib4324 lol someone un-disliked so it's 12 now They have been resurrected

@MoMoneih

3 жыл бұрын

@@napalm7348 11 now - wow this is actually true. Never dislike the Pelican

I waterboarded my grandmother to make sure she stays hydrated

@johnxina6327

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you're keeping the good work up. 👍

@chapo69420

3 жыл бұрын

NIOCE

@Goldrunner1169

3 жыл бұрын

You're commenting this on every video

@coochieman3178

3 жыл бұрын

@@Goldrunner1169 atleast I comment something funny instead of wHeN mOdEst pElIcAn uPlOaDs iTs a gOod dAy

@Goldrunner1169

3 жыл бұрын

@@coochieman3178 it's not funny when you see the same fckin joke 10 times

that phillip joke hits different now

“I rather get a zero rating than no rating.” - Modest Pelican, March 2021

" It's Emma and a she's looking more suspicious than a 'clear browser history.' "

19:24 I like how there is literally a chest where he can put the bodies but he just drags the bodies right in front of it

@nakiangoderich3014

3 ай бұрын

Uhh am i missing something? There's only 11 minutes of the video not 19 😂

Yep that prince Phillip joke did not age well😂

@danielhobgen6146

3 жыл бұрын

@Izumi Culture I believe the correct first answer to Fletcher Roberts internet inquiry is 'neither did he.' Please correct me if I am wrong.

@ATARI_2600

2 жыл бұрын

Neither had he.

@OllyJM17

2 жыл бұрын

Damn you beat me to it 😂

"Anyone can live like this, so long as they work hard, get a good education, are born into a family with immense generational wealth and wake up early." XD

I just started my break at work and peli comes in clutch with the christian content. Thank papa peli

@therealkencarsonvevo

3 жыл бұрын

I’d kiss him but premarital relation is sinful

Poor Thiccman, he misses lulu’s dump truck

Anyone in hitman: * is bald * Everyone: "IT'S ME!"

Bro, that Prince Philip joke though!!!!! 😮😮😮😂

PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW ZANNY’S PFP ON THE POISON IN THE BEGINNING?

@willfisher857

3 жыл бұрын

what time?

@XYZ-bb4fd

3 жыл бұрын

@@willfisher857 0:39

@CarlosRodriguez-bi2pg

3 жыл бұрын

I SAW THAT TOO I WAS LIKE WAIT 💀😂

@aguileravsthewrld3253

3 жыл бұрын

Ye him and peli are friends

"This joke isnt going to age well, just like prince phillip." Not even a month later, the joke aged like fine wine

“She’s looking more suspicious than a clear browser history” 😂😂😂

Nothing better than a wholesome family-friendly video

I infiltrated Modest Pelicans home and found this....

@stuff1649

3 жыл бұрын

@Explorer 2448 This.....

@audreyjacobi3362

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuff1649 what is it?

@dylan-jt9ew

3 жыл бұрын

@@audreyjacobi3362 it was .....

@gasstationnachos1925

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylan-jt9ew is it.........

@ibrushmyteethbeforeieatass9774

3 жыл бұрын

@@gasstationnachos1925 ruined it mate 🤦🏾

Agent 47 will allways be more thicker than Stealtho Marto

@Memes-tg7bh

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@TheBruMan

3 жыл бұрын

U mean stealho robbo

@danbent9559

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBruMan No I personally believe robbo is less thicker then marto

@TheBruMan

3 жыл бұрын

I ment gta character wise

I watch all this serious hitman content, and then I find this and it's jarringly carefree and different. I love it.

im watching this the day big phillip died,this video aged well

it woulda been cool if you could use the fuse to overcharge the flash, so when you take the photo everyone is blinded, you kill the target and dip before they regain vision

OMG I'm dying!!! Hahahaha "The key to being a good photographer is to dress like a fourteen year old drama student who smokes heavily and assaults every female he works with"

Those sick 360 no-scopes during the intro were life changing…

as a born and bred bri'ish person,i can confirm we wear sunglasses and wife beaters in our palaces.

Let's all be honest, this video is the gift we all needed this Sunday.

Ah yes can’t wait for a whole video of legendary commentary

@ModestPelican

3 жыл бұрын

love ya mate :)

@clarkd7378

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican right back at ya 😏

The part with the dodgy prince Phillip was too funny, you gotta love Modest Pelican and H²O

Ngl I love your hitman content it makes hitman 100% more interesting w the stuff you say cracks me up lmao

The should've added Barry Taxi as a getaway for the mission

@theo_2949

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Intro idea: hi lads and lases modest pelican here and if you enjoy the video steal a commercial sized blimp and crash it into a sports game and in court say they weren’t subscribed to modest pelican because this really helps spread the good word of the channel

@charlie8766

3 жыл бұрын

Ah hello fellow communist dog

“These royal family jokes aren’t going to age very well... just like Prince Phillip.” *3 WEEKS LATER: PRINCE PHILLIP IS DEAD* I mean he was right tho.

Mate you're literal comedy gold I love your videos so much!

I have kidnapped the head of my school and told him to change the name of the school into 'modest pelican school', as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

Another awesome vid, and an even greater idea! Keep up the good work!

Yooooo, that Prince Philip Joke did not age well. hahaha

I always wondered why it was called “breakfast.” This channel is so wholesome and educational, thank you Papa Peli for your wisdom and knowledge may you prosper in hydration 🙏🏼

Funny, I’m watching this on the day Prince Phillip died.

Alternate title for hitman: *Dress up and murder simulator*

you sir are convincing me to play this great game again in a different way love your style 😎👍

i havent watched any other hitman 3 video to be immersed in your series so im excited

that prince Philip joke aged badly fast

@cheese6929

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

Being Greek I fully support your selection of malaka word

Really love ur content dude keep it up and ur voice is surprisingly relaxing

"i infiltrated a private mansion" good thing it wasn't one of those public mansions

As a British man hearing these royal family jokes made me laugh in acceptance

This would make one hell of a news story”local Australian water dwelling bird domes the literal fucking queen”.

I joined Twitch to catch up on the BBRP story and I almost forgot about this 🤣 you are legend

love the hitman vids bro. keep it up!

Excuse me “If I enjoy the video...” With all these cheeky sexual jokes and content how could I not

Damn peli that Philip joke phil dead now

@stopthecap9382

3 жыл бұрын

Bro right

You were talking about this on stream definitely lives up to the hype

What a mad lad, does the whole mission perfectly, doesn’t get a rating then proceeds to kill the entire family plus workers and ends it all with axing a guard.

You're like the wholesome dark souls of KZread channels.

“If you enjoy this video then breed a lot of weird looking pelicans and then call it modest pelican”

Modest pelican: legend Thumbnails: thicc Pranks: Christian Hitman: thiccman Hotel: trivago

"I'd rather get a zero star rating than no rating." I respect you for saying that so much Modest Pelican.

“like the video if you love booties.” aw shit he got us there.

I drowned my baby sister because she was crying about being dehydrated, she hasn’t moved or complained in days thanks peli

@ashleyward5348

3 жыл бұрын

Um 😐

Dude, I have missed these kinda videos!

I love how you got Gregory at the end there. A pelican of his word.

Baby wake up modest pelican uploaded, get the water jug.

"Glorified dress up simulator" 😂☠️😂☠️😂

i hate it that i love this channel so much

Watching this with a nice chilled glass of water. Let’s gooooo

7:50 he literally predicted his own joke aging badly, he is a genius

FINALLY SOME FAMILY FRIENDLY CHRISTIAN HITMAN 3 CONTENT

hilarious intro, hydrating the floozies of the night to spread the good word. the bartender would have to be a bro to go along with it but i believe

Glad to know he knows who zanny is, hes a great creator

Imagine not being hydrated *this comment was made by hydrated gang*

@coconut_jpeg

3 жыл бұрын

True that

@GH1LLIE

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut

@kavishjain8742

3 жыл бұрын

Can I come up in yo crib to have some water??

@lamardavisakald4438

3 жыл бұрын

Kavish Jain maybe if you got rid of your yee-yee a$$ haircut

@kavishjain8742

3 жыл бұрын

@@lamardavisakald4438 i just visited Bob Mulét and got rid of dat yee yee ass haircut

i can never tell if its thiccman or agent 47 anymore.

Keep em coming im loving it

Agent 47 the perfect clone, not because of his skills, but because he's always sufficiently hydrated.

About them royal family jokes......

Yeah no that prince phillip joke definitely did not age well 7:56

@corey4K

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Love the videos and i feel we dont get enough.

Hello lads and lasses, modest pelican here, force feed your grannies like they do to you and when they say they want no more give them more cupcakes with the modest pelican logo as this helps spread the good word of the channel

@gijssmit2498

3 жыл бұрын

@Liam Dickison hey i am sorry didn't realize it, i am new to the channel so yeah. But what do you think of the intro idea, it is a bit weak i know

Just a friendly reminder to stay hydrated

I like how we all act Christian ironically on these videos even though most of us are actual Christians. I haven’t been to church or anything like that in years so this is basically my only form of worshiping Jesus at this point.

@shadowyairsoft7970

3 жыл бұрын

same

@basidan4488

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting

“He doesn’t actually beat wives though, just children” lol

My ninja modest pelican with the new video on Gods day, u truly are a legend

I like how everyone clicks the video and comments so you can see it first and reply

@BeansThatAreToasted

3 жыл бұрын

It is the only thing i live for

"Like the video if you love booties" Well, can't argue with that.

5:45 has me weak 😂😂💀 "This"

New subscriber here, you made my day bro 😂 Keep up the good work.

"I'd rather get a 0 star rating than nothing" 😂🤣

7:58 oh yeah man, it did age well

The most hydrated detective out there

One of the best things about Hitman missions is that you can always look for club recruits in them. The ones who can fight back, you invite to join you at the next meeting!