Jeff you're the only banker I'd let convince me to open a savings account

@FrostyyMcToasty

2 жыл бұрын

I am exceptionally surprised, that this particular KZread comment that reads "Jeff(referring to the famous KZreadr Modest Pelican) you're the only banker i'd let convince me to open a savings account" made by a relatively famous KZread content creator named "zanny" has not gotten any replies considering its nature.

@PapiChuloJuicebox

2 жыл бұрын

*Geoff

@sunnex474

2 жыл бұрын

@@PapiChuloJuicebox Zanny likes to make fun of his name

@ankushkar3364

2 жыл бұрын

Why doesnt zanny have more likes......wtf is zan clan doing

@vader2312

2 жыл бұрын

We love Jeff

Pelican: Steals "slippery when wet" sign Guard: Now this is an Avengers level threat

@zipplings1374

2 жыл бұрын

The AI is truly impeccable in this game.

@markermemer6010

2 жыл бұрын

Gets shot up and congratulates people for not getting shot up on heroin

@juliuskorhonen8283

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily it was just a game 😂

@cock_sauce8336

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't mean it, his finger just... slipped

@C.R.J.

Жыл бұрын

who knows, that slippery when wet sign can set off a bomb!

For as bad as 47 is supposed to be, considering his profession and all, he still inhabits a world where security guards will gun you down for simply picking up a wet floor sign.

@LennardF1989

Жыл бұрын

Well, it is NY, America, right?

@peachyboi699

Жыл бұрын

@@LennardF1989 NY is like the second most anti gun state in America

@duckify4639

11 ай бұрын

​@@LennardF1989got a point

@dizo-jp2td

8 ай бұрын

If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

@erickolb8581

7 ай бұрын

@@LennardF1989 NY is like this, yes. They also like to vacation outside NY then proceed to tell everyone that NY is better. -_-

this channel is so funny😭 the nonchalant way he speaks and says the most out of pocket things I've ever heard it's hilarious, i can't stop laughing LMFAOOO

@farqueue001

Жыл бұрын

Australian humour at its best

@r0conscious

Жыл бұрын

Deadpan

@Human_traain

Жыл бұрын

Haha

@b8nnytez

Жыл бұрын

It's Poland all over again! 🤣

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Really glad I found this channel a few weeks ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

@Wr11Dec

2 жыл бұрын

This is true I found him over a year ago and I still love him

@Alex324

2 жыл бұрын

Really glad I found this channel a few years ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

@orang9134

2 жыл бұрын

Really glad I found this channel a few decades ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

@goosebeater9383

2 жыл бұрын

@se11💋 wow, even papa peli is being attacked by porn bots.

@nathiitmc3638

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome bro, I've only been here for a year, and I will say it certainly has been one of the best Years I've had on KZread

I’m always down for more hitman!

@kyltti9807

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Davidtime

2 жыл бұрын

@@onichanyi9214 I love this channel as well, oni

@Isaiah-hm7br

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@santadbg5759

2 жыл бұрын

@David Anderson u know that’s a virus... right?

@Davidtime

2 жыл бұрын

@@santadbg5759 seems like a perfectly harmless Modest pelican fan to me. All she asked me for were my banking details and personal information just like any fan of the channel would.

i can just imagine Diana preparing popcorn and telling the other staff back at the base to watch ModestPelicans playthroughs

@jasonlee8156

Жыл бұрын

And berating agent 47 for not acting like a gentleman. What kind of jerk would knock out a woman with a fire extinguisher? What a brute! 🙃

This is hilarious, it's like an office sitcom if you were experiencing a period of violent psychosis.

@Breno-rz3ye

Жыл бұрын

O

Money well spent...

@bipn_406

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@theguywhoasked1483

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@MrBoat24

Жыл бұрын

Yo bro, I got the same one

@gekkedebieltje7023

Жыл бұрын

@@MrBoat24 not possible 1 per person pinky person remember??

@MrBoat24

Жыл бұрын

@@gekkedebieltje7023 Shhhh

1:10 Clearly the guard was savvy enough to spot an assassination attempt by workplace accident. There are no accidents in the workplace, only negligence. The security union taught him that.

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎

@Tripleseven09

Жыл бұрын

That... Does kinda make sense Of course Him and the entire bank pulling their guns out, not so much

@BennyLlama39

Жыл бұрын

Assassination by workplace accident? Why didn't I think of that before? Thanks for the tip. 😀

@PhonesAreDumb

Жыл бұрын

This needs K number of thumbs-ups.

Absolutely love this dude commentary on this mission. Found it randomly. Will definitely check on more of Modest Pelican videos.

“Hello Jared, Angus, and Dan. I hope you’re having huge, big sex” What a true friend

@Agent-8

Жыл бұрын

Amen

Glad to see Papa Peli realises the value of NFTs

@alfwil8929

2 жыл бұрын

may I screenshot?

@ltsmokeeater6247

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfwil8929 feel free

@TD64835

2 жыл бұрын

@@ltsmokeeater6247 He asked you?

@TD64835

2 жыл бұрын

@dank I didn’t ask you.

@AD......

2 жыл бұрын

@dank ong

"I guess his plan is to shoot the fire to death with a shot gun" "THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US"

@Mason-nd9we

2 жыл бұрын

I red this comment as he said it in the video…

"And trust me I'd know, my keyboard got covered in... well it doesn't matter what it got covered in" Fantastic commentary 😂😂

At 4:52 i burst out laughing when he was beating everyone with a crow bar and then he whipped out a gun and said “I even started firing my gun like a mad man”

The legend is back, reminding us to stay hydrated! Love your work man, keep it up

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

ty man :)

@grimsgrim607

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican Give us the cleaning channel

@yourordinarytwathere8789

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican we love your content dude you don’t even know the difference you make in our days! Big love hope you’re doing great.💪🏼

@sskss5172

2 жыл бұрын

@se11💋 your parents beat you

@sskss5172

2 жыл бұрын

@@onichanyi9214 your mom don’t love you

A very educational video would recommend and very relatable

@SfGamergg

2 жыл бұрын

@@onichanyi9214 wtf

@oannamphuong6373

2 жыл бұрын

"Reateable" Bruh hol up!

I was listening to this with no imagery and when I heard “this woman was going to snitch on me, so I punched her in the nose” genuinely gave me goosebumps

@nudenoodler9194

Жыл бұрын

That's embarrassing on your part

@juicyg4516

Жыл бұрын

@@nudenoodler9194 fr lmao

6:07 that's very graphic, mr thomas Y E S

Killing 100 civilians in GTA: "meh" Killing 1 person in Hitman: "Omg, I need to restart"

Love me some hitman content!!! Feel like that's when Papa Peli is at his best (comedic-wise and funny gameplay) 😂😂

@tatewealthacademy

2 жыл бұрын

What hitman is this

@higuys6340

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatewealthacademy Hitman 2. this bank mission is specifically included in the expansion pass of hitman 2

@Cincy32

2 жыл бұрын

I like his Hitman gameplay & comments because it reminds me of my best friend (deceased) & I playing Hitman Blood Money when it came out. Good times!

LOL I've never played any of these games & yet this is the most entertaining thing ever.

7:12 i'm a criminal now

Absolutely needed this chaotic yet business casual energy today.

If you liked this video, make sure to steal The Pope’s robes and replace them with a large Pelican costume, as this really spreads the good word of the channel

Randomly stumbled into this video. Comedy gold everywhere. Commentary was top notch!

I remember watching Papa Pelis videos back when Battlefield V came out and he had a fraction of the subscribers that he has now. Glad to see he's come a long way.

ah yes, yet another classic video to keep me hydrated every day.

Yay more hitman!!

I just found this guy and i already love his sarcasm and commentary! 😂😂

The legend is back with another hitman video to hydrate everyone in this New York bank

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

:D

‘Heroin free January’ had me rollin 😂

Yeah, Brutally Killing A Whole Bank Full Of Inocent People. I Like This Content!

8:43 Oh cool, Freedom Fighters! Loved that game.

Imagine walking around a corner at work and getting smacked in the face with a guitar by A bald guy who’s more hydrated then all your fish. Family friendly entertainment at its finest.

@PLANDerLinde99

2 жыл бұрын

V I O L I N

I have been having a really tough time with my studies. The pressure is unbearable. Your videos are like water in a desert for me at this point. Thanks for keeping me hydrated.

9:45 "Incredibly Challenging but not Impossible"

"If I could get a job here, I could destroy the company from within" 😂

The last month there was a great flood in my country, now is everyone hydrated

the hitman content is what made me fall in love with pelican, i stopped watching for almost a year and 5 minutes in i already remember why I loved this channel so much and i regret not watching more 😂

@caramelarmor8582

2 жыл бұрын

Yo fr dude. He don’t miss w his vids

@SavageJarJar

Жыл бұрын

@@caramelarmor8582 *You’re *for real * doesn’t *with *videos *.

@caramelarmor8582

Жыл бұрын

@@SavageJarJar what the fuck is your problem

@caramelarmor8582

Жыл бұрын

Go drink water

I love how you genuinely care that the staff are being mistreated well also turning a man into swiss cheese with a AK47

Had some great one liners in there

11:07 That's what he gets for walking past a water bottle and ignoring the chance to hydrate.

7:27 "clean 360 chair sit" CLIP THAT CLIP THAT

@iamconstipated5474

Жыл бұрын

Pee

I'm binge-watching Pelican's Hitman series. I now want to buy Hitman 3. I bought "Hitman Absolution" a decade ago and I never really played it the way Pelican plays. This series is a great "How-to-play". When I get Hitman 3, I'll rewatch this series as playthrough tutorials, if needed. Thanks.

I’m proud to follow Papa Peli since 100k subscribers and to see the growth truly has been fulfilling

As a guy who enjoys a bit of story in my games I tend to avoid gameplays. But you, oh my god you. Its legit IMPOSSIBLE for you to spoil anything. A fuck all storm of chaos every gameplay I watched on this channel. I played the mission myself, didnt even recognise agent 47 let alone the mission itself. 10/10 channel

I love his commentary and his failed relation ship jokes plus he love telling dark humor jokes

@Thegamingdino133

2 жыл бұрын

Roblox profile picture

I love just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching him do stupid shit. It makes my day.

after recently watching the end of the GTA RP series this is such a welcome surprise today, this channel has kept me entertained for such a long time now and i even find myself rewatching episodes on both main channels wish Hitman was coop so you and Barry could both get in there 🦒

every time i go back on Modest Pelican's channel and look at the videos list, i can't tell if the videos were released recently or months ago. He truly commits to his style. or maybe i'm just dehydrated

8:05 "Maybe put a few pot plants around..." As an American, I was very confused by that at first.

"Im trying to kill everyone here, not the amazon" 😹😹😹 12:59

Hey modest pelican, i don't comment often but I have watched almost all of your videos, you have helped me through some tough times, keep on being amazing

The tree you start by climbing looks like a butternut. Its some kind of walnut but the terminal leaf looks like the largest one. Any Hitman thats also an environmentalist would know how to care for these majestic but also endangered giants.

@adriangraham5527

2 жыл бұрын

dont care didnt ask

@theguywhoasked1483

2 жыл бұрын

do care did ask

"This facility has co-ed bathrooms, which i can't imagine would go down well with my homie, jesus christ" hahahahahahahaha i legit had to stop the video for 3 minutes to finish laughing hahahaha

"It's apparently an interview room, but i nterview her face with my feather duster" adsfjadjsfakdsg 2:03

11:27 bro Lester was about to assign me a heist

I was just watching your other hitman videos and you uploaded this one. Papa peli is a mind reader confirmed

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

:D

7:35"I throw a second muffin and this guy hits another 360 chair sit Im being clipped on by an executive assistant"ahh moment🙏💀❤️‍🩹😭

The polish joke got me laughing so much😂

I was giggling like I was young again. The commentary is gold 🇦🇺

Love the channel. Straight up some of the funniest content on KZread. Keep up what you're doing. Hoping to see some dying light 2 content feel like that would be great

Still the most hydrated man I know

@lmao..5805

2 жыл бұрын

@se11💋 gway out of that will you

I absolutely love your humor^^

This was great to watch 🤣

You might not see this but, Thank you for the hood content. It truly makes my day.

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that mate! Hope you're doing well

@vengeful8gaming776

2 жыл бұрын

This is pure hood content . Fires guns around like mad men .

@bayl_

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican thanks for realising the NFT’s

I lost faith in everything until I found this channel. Thank you for keeping me hydrated :)

Pelican kills everyone: there was "some" collateral damage

First video I've seen from this channel and this is absolute gold

"Modest Pelican The psychotic Giga Chad" - Noice👌

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

:D

Extremely disappointed that I wasn’t informed on how to spread the good word of your channel. I expect better.

@coresond6777

2 жыл бұрын

At least we can let our classiness slip a little for a change.

@philcommsworld6327

2 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine it has been like 4 months since the last intro like that. #savethegoodword

>kills everyone in new york "Everyone liked that"

The algorithm have blessed your channel.

The “It’s Poland all over again” part made me laugh so hard I forgot I was drinking water and almost got killed by gods Nectar😂

@juliusznowakowicz9382

2 жыл бұрын

this joke is historically uncorrect. show me a moment in history where poland just gave up their country with no fight. it would fit to use france net time

@PrimeMatix13

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliusznowakowicz9382 I’m not saying that it’s accurate or anything like that! I’m just saying that it made me laugh. 🇵🇱❤️🇺🇦

@CHS_BLue

2 жыл бұрын

Bro gods nectar ?😳

@ludger9878

Жыл бұрын

@@juliusznowakowicz9382 Kaiser Friedrich Barbarossa kinda dominated Poland. But hey, you never had a chance against the Holy Roman Empire anyway.

OMG this is some your finest work yet, MP. And by finest work, I mean your hilarious commentary! Workplace safety is very important.

@cmdrf.ravelli1405

2 жыл бұрын

Well, you could also mean that in this level he didn't leave anybody alive. By God, what a massacre. He even broke a violin. Safety in the workplace, yeah

The person that makes thr best hitman videos is obiously modest pelican and he even hydrates them and they fall over because they love it so much

this guys humor is legendary

Been dunking my family members in water for months everyday in your memory Peli! They seem to be at peace

@kdkat2515

2 жыл бұрын

@se11💋 What the bot

Love you pelican, I hope you are doing well during the pandemic, stay safe

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

you too bro!

@lastofthebest5102

2 жыл бұрын

Pandemic...lol.

@ulysses988

2 жыл бұрын

@@lastofthebest5102 ?

Simplest nft critic I've seen. Legendary and accurate.

I love how u basically like sprayed the whole bank. love that energy.

No matter what happens dude, keep making these video's entirely in your fashion. It's actual comic relief.

@cartergermano

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the game called

watching modest pelican staying hydrated, a perfect thursday morning

that was absolutely hysterical

This guy sounds like he is the worlds greatest therapist

9:18 that guard looked like Jamie Fox

12 days felt like an eternity. It was like 12 days without water, but worse.

Man you had me laughing so hard

One of the funnest moments I’ve had in this game is when I loaded myself up with weapons, went into the bathroom and put on the bank robber disguise, and then shot up the main room and made my way down to the vault where I then robbed it. And after that I picked off the few survivors

6:34 during black history month 😂😂

My man’s commentary is legendary glad I found this channel

This is incredible dude! Peace

I've watched every one of your vids and this is my favourite so far!!

Haters will say this is a game, and not live footage of Geoff's daily routine

5:41. i wasn't paying attention until I heard my name

@NikoThe_Skeleton

8 ай бұрын

yay

This guy is a legend bro

The level of sarcasm is godly.

they keep hiring you for this same job over and over again, you must be the best of the best! truly the most hydrated candidate!