Modest is so calm in his jokes, makes it much funnier

@pineappledweed8768

2 жыл бұрын

Guess you could say he’s really……modest

@johnbutt9005

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? You think he’s a joke? This intellectual is beyond our understanding and should heed his words

@fynnion1st655

2 жыл бұрын

He is so wise

@JohnSmith-qo9li

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJOWq5SNedDOYqg.html

@finnmcentee-smith9659

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

"assassins are paid in tips" 47: *jumps from around the corner dressed in a bush and strangles his target with a dog collar* random pedestrian: "cool kill bro, heres two dolla"

@jbz9482

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@skeletor1344

Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see that happen, get me a front row seat! 🤣

The best feeling is when you see Modest Pelican ''They hired me..''

@test1122lol

Жыл бұрын

What about finally escaping the matrix with Andrew T8's platform?

As an italian i can confirm that i'm dead.

@babbl4141

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@ItHamBoi

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@ItHamBoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@cactusmalone and that for fuck's sake, spaghetti are DIFFERENT from noodles

@ItHamBoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@cactusmalone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@sidsucks0

2 жыл бұрын

@@cactusmalone you goddamn liar.

Theres no better way to watch a modest pelican video without hydrating first

@applearnold5986

2 жыл бұрын

Agrreed

@soulcust

2 жыл бұрын

i agree

@itachiuchiha7728

2 жыл бұрын

thats why he got hired he is the chosen one the one and only that can pull a hercules task like that without dehydration

@Nobyl

2 жыл бұрын

Fr I filled up my water bottle for this

@yaboycjm5581

2 жыл бұрын

Unintentionally did this

I love when a sufficiently hydrated hitman pelican spreads word to stay hydrated

@TheHamMann

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not too much

For the Training missions, I've always thought about that. They're paid actors but all the ammunition and guns are live and the melee objects are real and sharp/pointy. The targets in those training missions are basically being paid to die no matter how brutal or instant their deaths may be. It's pretty messed up.

@dodar.

2 жыл бұрын

Probably Rubber bullets and blunt knife ends and there are mattreses all around the boat soo you can throw People off. The Russian spy guy does actualy die fr in canon. Diana says "I didnt see his parachute i hope he is fine" or something like that When you do the jet plane parachute mission story that is the canon way to complete the mission (When Diana talks too that girl at the Wineyard she reference too it as "The way he completed the test")

@ethanlivemere1162

2 жыл бұрын

No it's all faked but it looks the same because they didn't want to program all that in

@jennareynolds1403

2 жыл бұрын

It's all bright orange NERF guns, they are all just playing pretend

@pineapplepenumbra

2 жыл бұрын

@Tarbosaurus "Diana explicitly states that all weapons are simulated." Ah, but she would say that, wouldn't she? Any actors who are killed don't have to be paid.

@pineapplepenumbra

2 жыл бұрын

@Tarbosaurus They must be cloned (ignore the fact that that would be far more expensive than not paying them... I said _ignore it!)._

If peli uploads, you know it'll be a good day.

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

my dude

@christiansen1760

2 жыл бұрын

Very true

@SupriyoChowdhury5201

2 жыл бұрын

It's a moist day , with God's own nectar in my body I am quite hydrated.

@grayson1071

2 жыл бұрын

A

@Moistlet

3 ай бұрын

lol@@SupriyoChowdhury5201

Gotta love when this guy posts hitman 3

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

:D

@jamo3676

2 жыл бұрын

Oh ma god i got noticed

@jacksonthomas2906

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican balls

@jamo3676

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonthomas2906 tf lol

@imsearchingforsomemilk4901

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonthomas2906 with spaghetti

That chinese hitman story was actually amazing

@hsienhuang6178

2 жыл бұрын

And it was 100% real lmao

@hkchan1339

2 жыл бұрын

There are KZread videos about it, damn hilarious

I didn't know Italy had a bounty

@supremeconprimeoverlord8114

2 жыл бұрын

Let’s collab

@Myathaarth

2 жыл бұрын

@@supremeconprimeoverlord8114 huh.

@idkpierce3810

2 жыл бұрын

Love ur vids joker

@Winter-Solst1ce

2 жыл бұрын

omg wassa Joker

@sijuvayedamon5495

2 жыл бұрын

Joker

“Now armed almost as much as your average American citizen.” This had me dying because it’s so true

@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq

2 жыл бұрын

I bought 2 new Glocks just yesterday! 😂

@sealwithakeyboard9219

Жыл бұрын

@@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq as a british male, i own 12 cups of poisoned tea, a sharpened silver spoon and a byro

@RamblinRick_

Жыл бұрын

As an American, I am offended by this gross stereotype. It's true, of course. Still offended.

@lemagicbaguette1917

8 ай бұрын

@@RamblinRick_ I’m offended by how inaccurate it is. Only some of us are so lightly armed!

"Its dangerous to drink tea this late in the day, so I think I should kill him and steal his clothes" got me giggling lol

I love how this man manages to do a mission story with no prompts when there are different targets lol

This guys humor is on another level

@JohnSmith-qo9li

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJOWq5SNedDOYqg.html

@karthikhiron3296

2 жыл бұрын

Try watch cheru

@Tyler_Solomon

Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing 1:11 am at this video. The best Christmas gifts are the ones you don't expect or want because I don't celebrate.

10:45 best joke of the video

“World’s best assasin but still can’t jump!” Haha. Got me there.😂😂

@martinbull6772

Ай бұрын

And only ever 'runs' at steady jog

More hitman, love to see it, keep it up Jeff :)

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Sam :)

@JOEMAMA-bc8fc

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican Jovankas comment is very unholy

@JohnSmith-qo9li

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJOWq5SNedDOYqg.html

It warms my heart to see how he can stay hydrated and still pull off that wetsuit at the same time gotta love it.

I saw this notification when I was watching a documentary on when Italy switched sides and the nazis were executing them and didn’t care about the people in Italy.

Getting stoned and binging 15 videos in a row is my favourite part of the day

@e7ersince

2 жыл бұрын

yes sir

@JohnSmith-qo9li

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJOWq5SNedDOYqg.html

Normally when people narrate a video it can be overdone but you managed to provide great commentary and be consistently funny at the same time. Kudos for the awesome game play of one of the best stealth games, I look forward to more of your content.

8:49 he will teach you about god and he will even let you meet god XD

10:46 "armed almost as well as your average American citizen" 😂

I literally binge watched all your hitman videos .. it’s very good and funny , i love this game and definitely love your commentary Modest Pelican 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

Peli never fails to entertain

I was on the verge of dying of dehydration…until I saw Modest Pelican released another video Bloody good job mate!

9:59 hahahahaaaaa i was waiting for that.

MP's hitman is my favorite series on KZread!

Its always a good day when modestpelican uploads

Actors: "So... when do we get payed?" Agency: "That's the neat part! You don't."

Took a sip of water and then opened KZread and this was the first suggestion. Truly a spiritual experience

I was just forcing water down children’s throats and modest uploaded. How ironic

@rowetheboatrtb8697

2 жыл бұрын

Doing the lord’s work!

Me: "I'm not gonna like his video this time. I'm just not gonna push that button." Pelican: "Like the video if you're sufficiently hydrated." Me: "Well damn I actually think I am sufficiently hydrated. Got me again."

the reason 47 was so good at blending in is because after the first ever hitman game agent 47 quit being an assasin and instead was christian (shown in the beginning of the second hitman game), he would go to confessions and would pray so that makes sense why he was so good at blending in there

The list of things in life that actually make me laugh out loud, as opposed to simply sniggering slightly before I announce to people later that something was a LOL-worthy event, is incredibly short. This... was truly a LOL-inducing adventure. Bravo sir. Bravo.

You’re so calm but make hilarious jokes and your videos aren’t over the top but are still extremely entertaining there’s never a dull moment and I want to watch the entire way through all your videos your content is so good you deserve so many more subs

Your videos With hilarious commentary , are just awesome . Just good vibes . Love you bro

Love it when you create hitman content

Every hitman post makes my day.

Another Hitman video! That's very poggers

WE NEED MORE HITMAN CONTENT

I once killed everyone on the tutorial map. It’s pretty small but still took forever, so I appreciate the time you take to do these larger maps

love it when you post hitman content

YESSSSS MORE HITMAN CONTENT ! Edit: I got 1 like so I’m going to drink water in celebration👍🏼

As an assassin myself, I shared a similar experience to what Papa Peli described, however in this case it 'isn't suitable for a guy to butcher seventeen kids at a primary school', I'm sure they too were also actors.

Wow. Just, wow. The terrazzo flooring when you killed McGee was just absolutely stunning.

Man is so casual when he says those funny ass jokes

Keep up the good work i love these videos

i’m a simple man. i see a pelican Hitman video, i click

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

:D

I love the training intro and the transition with the lady at the dock!

These Hitman videos are the best! I could watch this for hours!

damn no more pizza :(

@amagicalbear9929

2 жыл бұрын

:(

@SS-ij7gb

2 жыл бұрын

:(

Your gonna know its a good day when Modest Pelican uploads

@thomasmontgomery805

2 жыл бұрын

🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱much love from warsaw

@Badbhoys

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed he always makes my day

@JohnSmith-qo9li

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJOWq5SNedDOYqg.html

les go another vid from the legend Papa Pelican

The first thing I do when I get home from a shit day at work is chuck one of your videos on. Without fail you manage to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great vids mate. We love ya

PAPA PELI never disappoints❤️

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

@riedwaanjacobs2435

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican ❤️😂👍

@riedwaanjacobs2435

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican stay hydrated

Get hired to your local school board as President and change all biology curriculum to focus on pelicans as it will really help grow this channel!

These Hitman games are visually stunning!

can't forget to hydrate, these videos are sick af

Why doesn't he ask us to spread the good work of his channel anymore :(

@Badbhoys

2 жыл бұрын

Bc he knows we still do he doesn’t need to keep reminding us when were still doing it

@JohnSmith-qo9li

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJOWq5SNedDOYqg.html

i hate when they give me mixed signals like "dont kill everyone you see" or "dont ted bundy that body"

This channel is therapy for me, thank you for making my day brighter, I'll have a big glass of water in your honor.

bro modest pelican is really good at every single game

You know, I had the same thought about the training missions. I want to know how they hired all those people, and did they tell them about the potential drawback of being brutally murdered?

@circularnectarine1439

Ай бұрын

probably rubber weapons, and they bleed bc fake blood/devs didn’t care enough to code it differently

I'm really curious to know what your rating for this mission was.

Ayyyy back with hitman content 🔥🔥

0:35 seems a lot like recent events involving actors and real bullets

@ppp-ppp-ppp

Жыл бұрын

first

Classic Modest Pelican never fails to entertain his malaka audience. 🤣 Well done and stay hydrated! 😎

Hey peli i love your videos and the commentary is amazing too your like morgan Freeman but on drugs but keep up the good work

@ModestPelican

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha ty bro

@imsearchingforsomemilk4901

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican your welcome man

Just what I need on a day like today. A hit man video from you.

Oh my god! Your videos have me laughing and in a better mood than anything else on the internet.

My theory is that the guns are firing rubber bullets/Nerf bullets in the training mission, else it’s some VR/AR setup.

When my grandmother passed away , I buried her in the village water reservoir. she can now continue to hydrate the villagers long after she has gone.

Perfect way to start the Day is with a bit of modest pelican

Modest and Cheru are legit taking over my life rn and I am all for it 😄

This is like the 30th time you've been hired to kill everyone

@Badbhoys

2 жыл бұрын

Yes bc he is the only one who can eventually he will be the only left on the planet along with all his pelican family

Hi

@Michaelc-cb7jc

2 жыл бұрын

Dration

@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903

2 жыл бұрын

@@Michaelc-cb7jc what

@Michaelc-cb7jc

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903 hi - dration

@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903

2 жыл бұрын

@@Michaelc-cb7jc what does dration mean

Just finished watching all hitman videos and of favourite pelican uploaded yet again

Love the hit man gameplays please keep them coming lol !!

First from india

@Fetu2deletus

2 жыл бұрын

Well done

@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903

2 жыл бұрын

No I was first

Best feeling in life: Modest Pelican uploads

The outsourcing hitmen story is hilarious!

Gotta love the hitman videos

Ahh been missing these hitman videos

I live how he kills the 2 targets of the actual story mission before killing the actual targets for this mission

Love it when this guy posts

I love how Modest Pelican plays hitman

I love his hitman vids

Yesss love the return to hitman

when modest pelican uploads, i smile.

The hydrated man has uploaded a hitman video. Made my day

I hope peli lays down sweet hitman comedy footage forever

These videos give me nostalgia

This is what I look forward to in my two weeks thank you for existing by the way I only look forward to two things in my life seeing my dog and watching your videos and please stay hydrated

Currently working my way through all your videos. Obviously staying hydrated is key

I love your commentary!

I’m convinced the only way to hate this kind of content is to be dehydrated and also not a pelican. Keep it up brother 💪🏻

@dumblingg

2 жыл бұрын

and not being modest

Great to see another Hitman video! You are legend. Keep them coming and 👍🏻👍🏻 from the Netherlands

@lucasvanos

2 жыл бұрын

It is a big mess in Europe at the moment so good to have some distraction with your KZread content. Thanks again

hitman and peli really is god tier content