I played Hitman like a professional assassin

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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

    New second channel video & vlog coming soon :)

  • @DrFrost1229

    @DrFrost1229

    Жыл бұрын

    Okay

  • @leviussimp5093

    @leviussimp5093

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi dad

  • @VurThePerson

    @VurThePerson

    Жыл бұрын

    Very cool, stay hydrated. 👍

  • @binkus4379

    @binkus4379

    Жыл бұрын

    I will check it out

  • @Mr.SkeletonBoy

    @Mr.SkeletonBoy

    Жыл бұрын

    Lets go papa peli

  • @memedzaddy
    @memedzaddy Жыл бұрын

    That race car noises joke caught me off guard...almost spilled the moisturizer 😂

  • @HudMan2000

    @HudMan2000

    Жыл бұрын

    Woah there buddy

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @bigmanbobsimon

    @bigmanbobsimon

    11 ай бұрын

    pause

  • @kkarbokgaming4556

    @kkarbokgaming4556

    10 ай бұрын

    🍞

  • @cowabanger

    @cowabanger

    6 ай бұрын

    🤨

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker Жыл бұрын

    What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want it? Neeeoww 😂😂😂

  • @encrypted6957

    @encrypted6957

    Жыл бұрын

    weird to see you here

  • @Champs55

    @Champs55

    Жыл бұрын

    Whit the fuck are u doing here

  • @sandypits

    @sandypits

    Жыл бұрын

    Ishowspeed type ahh "neow"

  • @pro_togodheck4929

    @pro_togodheck4929

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro what you watch pelican?? Such good taste🙊

  • @johnmcteggart89

    @johnmcteggart89

    Жыл бұрын

    Pissed me self at that 😅

  • @mrpenguin8731
    @mrpenguin8731 Жыл бұрын

    Now that I’ve actually played HM3, seeing Cheru and Modest Pelican sneak around flawlessly is insane

  • @johndodo2062

    @johndodo2062

    Жыл бұрын

    I couldn't deal with always online bs. And just buying the game is a shitshow

  • @LeviGleichenhaus

    @LeviGleichenhaus

    Жыл бұрын

    Same bro

  • @enigmaburrito1390

    @enigmaburrito1390

    Жыл бұрын

    you just gotta play the maps a lot and memorize guard locations

  • @TheBoyCalzone

    @TheBoyCalzone

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johndodo2062 who cares, just play the game. You either enjoy it or you dont

  • @NickDoddTV

    @NickDoddTV

    Жыл бұрын

    My strat is to play through the entire story at least once then do it again, then play some elusive targets, and the attempt freelancer. 120+ hours and I'm still mid

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate5557 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that the doctor pays absolutely no attention to who or what you are as an individual is the most realistic thing about this game.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @zaqzy_yt2881

    @zaqzy_yt2881

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @slickrick8684
    @slickrick868411 ай бұрын

    “The only thing better than booty is virtual booty and anyone who disagrees has an active sex life” Absolute class

  • @leo_1304
    @leo_1304 Жыл бұрын

    The jogger not turning out to be a real target was one of the great twists in cinematic history. Made me crack up😭. Well done, Peli

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @killerwal4387
    @killerwal4387 Жыл бұрын

    "I've decided to do something pretty insane, play hitman the way its actually supposed to be played and act like a sneaky little assassin" A minute later: "i didgeridoo the race Marshall"

  • @seankeane1485

    @seankeane1485

    Жыл бұрын

    "It turns out this guy wasn't a target it was just a personal vendetta"

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @danonck
    @danonck Жыл бұрын

    You're one of the most quotable individuals out there Peli. Always bring me a lot of joy with your deadpan humour

  • @effortlesslytalented

    @effortlesslytalented

    8 ай бұрын

    I literally have so much of this video that I quote daily

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 Жыл бұрын

    Its the dry, deadpan humour that really fucking gets me back to each of this cats videos. "I take my boat to the summit of a Japanese mountain" made me spit out my beer. I love you, Pelican.

  • @thepotatotaxi2430

    @thepotatotaxi2430

    6 ай бұрын

    And the way he just keeps talking. Not a second is wasted, it's yapid fire rapid fire comedy

  • @sczuo
    @sczuo Жыл бұрын

    "What do we want?" "Car noises." "When do we want them?" "Neeeeew" we have to appreciate his sense of humour

  • @Itz.Elmeri

    @Itz.Elmeri

    8 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @veczw
    @veczw Жыл бұрын

    Love these Videos, he really just made 7 offensive jokes and talked about pointing guns at busty women in the calmest voice ever.

  • @dirankesuma

    @dirankesuma

    Жыл бұрын

    It was more than 7😂 peli really out here on a canceling speedrun

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube Жыл бұрын

    “I’m able to slip inside like a stepdad at a sleepover” made me wince so hard

  • @HandsomeMoose
    @HandsomeMoose Жыл бұрын

    Yes! Another episode with the world's most well hydrated assassin. Family friendly content guarantied.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @aegis7636
    @aegis7636 Жыл бұрын

    11:02 first time I’ve seen pelican use instinct ability. Historic moment.

  • @TeamOT
    @TeamOT11 ай бұрын

    Your Hitman videos are what's keeping me alive. Quite literally.

  • @NM-ej3xw
    @NM-ej3xw Жыл бұрын

    Public executions are "stealthy" for Peli's standards 😂

  • @ovidiumihai8986
    @ovidiumihai8986 Жыл бұрын

    Do not ever stop playing Hitman. It's by far your best series

  • @danbent9559
    @danbent9559 Жыл бұрын

    modest pelican inspired me to turn 16 golf courses into pelican enclosures by flooding the rich peoples sweet private land 🥰🥰

  • @ModestPelican

    @ModestPelican

    Жыл бұрын

    ty this really help spread the good word

  • @mtyre05

    @mtyre05

    Жыл бұрын

    thanks man this will definitely help out

  • @Ratssssssssssssss
    @Ratssssssssssssss Жыл бұрын

    "I run into a change room and punch a half naked black man in the face" - Modest pelican 2023

  • @milesmansfield
    @milesmansfield Жыл бұрын

    That race car noise joke killed me 😂

  • @DrChris1
    @DrChris1 Жыл бұрын

    4:32 “Just remember, all burn victims were attractive once. Or atleast very hot”

  • @MeganGarzaWellness
    @MeganGarzaWellness Жыл бұрын

    I've been going through a lot lately and it's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Thanks man!

  • @Chickin
    @Chickin Жыл бұрын

    1:36 this ageed perfectly 👌

  • @hittin_like_a_truck5957
    @hittin_like_a_truck595710 ай бұрын

    within 1:25 seconds i have subbed due to all the goofy ahh jokes. 💯

  • @LemontheWeeb
    @LemontheWeeb Жыл бұрын

    your commentary is truly unrivaled, it always makes me laugh!

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E

  • @xeno4560

    @xeno4560

    8 ай бұрын

    @@EEEEEEEEfaxx ❤

  • @consultantmate
    @consultantmate Жыл бұрын

    It's like after the holidays, Peli just turned up the jokes about 90%

  • @Jartran72
    @Jartran72 Жыл бұрын

    Wow this episode was fire with the dark jokes and references! I loved it Peli. Stay hydrated guys, it is priority number one.

  • @ILikeTuwtles
    @ILikeTuwtles Жыл бұрын

    10:49 Okay that pun was unreal

  • @edwardodavinciuk8921
    @edwardodavinciuk8921 Жыл бұрын

    As a bulimia sufferer, this video is fucking hilarious. What’s also funny is that this is probably the best bulimia awareness video I’ve ever seen. Should be played in school imo ❤

  • @RICHYSUNCLE
    @RICHYSUNCLE9 ай бұрын

    10:27 can you guys imagine if he’s actually a ai?

  • @baggetja1234
    @baggetja1234 Жыл бұрын

    6:31 this series of jokes is why I keep coming back.

  • @felixmilot990
    @felixmilot990 Жыл бұрын

    3:51 that’s actually a good one lol 😂 (like every other joke you do but this one caught me off guard)

  • @Immoralseagull
    @Immoralseagull Жыл бұрын

    Papa peli is the ultimate sneaky stepdad

  • @SK7_productions
    @SK7_productions Жыл бұрын

    I love how I started binge watching his hitman series and he started posting it some more. He’s the reason why I play it now.

  • @Jiminfy

    @Jiminfy

    Ай бұрын

    you know what’s the opposite of binging?

  • @christopherrussell4411
    @christopherrussell4411 Жыл бұрын

    Let’s go, another hydrating hitman vid, keep it up Peli ❤

  • @ModestPelican

    @ModestPelican

    Жыл бұрын

    love ya chris!

  • @encrypted6957

    @encrypted6957

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ModestPelican do ya also love teen moms?

  • @techwiz7176

    @techwiz7176

    Жыл бұрын

    @bigudiuri Loads pelican shaped water pistol with malicious intent

  • @mastertru3455
    @mastertru34556 ай бұрын

    “The only thing better than booty is virtual booty” Truly inspiring words

  • @niccreznic8259
    @niccreznic8259 Жыл бұрын

    Your jokes lit up my day like a gas lamp

  • @user-um1qs6fn8m
    @user-um1qs6fn8m3 ай бұрын

    bro is activley the funniest man on the internet

  • @kieranduffynumberonefan
    @kieranduffynumberonefanАй бұрын

    4:09 "i'd hit but i wouldnt be thrilled about it :/" TOOK ME OUT

  • @Dasoysauce3001
    @Dasoysauce3001 Жыл бұрын

    I just recently got Hitman from watching you playing it over the years thank you for the memories

  • @WatchTheMoss
    @WatchTheMoss Жыл бұрын

    good to see you back mate

  • @HERES_NEGAN_
    @HERES_NEGAN_ Жыл бұрын

    So glad you've done another amazing hitman video I've missed the himan videos lately.

  • @dovestones
    @dovestones Жыл бұрын

    The fish book joke, very good

  • @MildSpiceMcVities
    @MildSpiceMcVities Жыл бұрын

    MP is just peak comedy 😂

  • @Jens_Cluyssen
    @Jens_Cluyssen Жыл бұрын

    Well, this is really something else Never thought i could see Modest go sneak mode

  • @JRProds11
    @JRProds114 ай бұрын

    1:22 bro nailed the race car sounds ngl😂😂😂

  • @slay-many-foes1160
    @slay-many-foes1160 Жыл бұрын

    These are my favourite thank you for the content always waiting for the next.

  • @Ruisleipa.enjoyer
    @Ruisleipa.enjoyer Жыл бұрын

    9:25 If a finnish guy was in that sauna he would have asked for more heat.

  • @orynx2835

    @orynx2835

    Жыл бұрын

    The first thing he would do is correct that that is NOT ShAwNA its SAUNA PERKELE

  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube Жыл бұрын

    I love your Hitman videos Peli, the character you’ve designed reminds me a bit of Thicc Man from popular gaming franchise Grand Theft Auto

  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 Жыл бұрын

    New Papa Peli Video? That means I need to hydrate more! Thanks for the reminder!

  • @ModestPelican

    @ModestPelican

    Жыл бұрын

    love to hear that you're getting your water intake brother

  • @sicksid3534
    @sicksid3534 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love these hitman videos!

  • @beccaheimowitz2351
    @beccaheimowitz2351 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for blessing us with another hitman vid 🙏🙏

  • @luckymellon7812
    @luckymellon7812 Жыл бұрын

    YES FINNALY A NEW VIDEO

  • @olly4716
    @olly4716 Жыл бұрын

    He is changing his ways

  • @andrew9771
    @andrew9771 Жыл бұрын

    1:21 that made me laugh way to much

  • @farhansubi417
    @farhansubi417 Жыл бұрын

    I was feeling thirsty and this video got me very hydrated. Thank you Peli.

  • @Redeadredemption
    @Redeadredemption Жыл бұрын

    I love Modes Pelican! He's such a W

  • @AndroidMinutes
    @AndroidMinutes Жыл бұрын

    this is peak assassin gameplay, 100%

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine Pelican is real, but I wouldnt wanna live in a world where I have to live with the consequences of Pelican being real

  • @ModestPelican

    @ModestPelican

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not AI that's for sure

  • @MarvoAndMase

    @MarvoAndMase

    Жыл бұрын

    A true curse

  • @patdry
    @patdry Жыл бұрын

    Peli whatever it takes, whatever is needed, please never stop making Hitman videos. Please.

  • @willg3220
    @willg3220 Жыл бұрын

    New content from this channel? I just found this channel recently. Now, it's the only thing KZread recommends. I only watched like 300 videos of his videos in a row. KZread is broken

  • @dankmemequeen9581
    @dankmemequeen958110 ай бұрын

    "we want race car noises, when do we want them? neooooow", that was pretty good...

  • @okok-gj1hd
    @okok-gj1hd Жыл бұрын

    modest pelican is so humble and funni please make more hitman i have watched all of your videos 5 times each or more

  • @MPN520
    @MPN520 Жыл бұрын

    Finally a new hitman video, thats what I've been waiting for

  • @MarvoAndMase
    @MarvoAndMase Жыл бұрын

    Oh peli keep hitting me hard with the hydration of the hitman vids i feel to hydrated

  • @packer_pi3389
    @packer_pi3389 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the album.

  • @Daggerhead69
    @Daggerhead69 Жыл бұрын

    The thumbnails are getting better every day. GGs Peli :)

  • @JamesMcLean-gs4zx
    @JamesMcLean-gs4zx8 ай бұрын

    Thank you for keeping me up at 3am

  • @skyfire6314
    @skyfire6314 Жыл бұрын

    This is a good reminder that I need to stay hydrated

  • @Wiliam313
    @Wiliam313 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks modest glad to see another hitman vid

  • @josiahmycousin
    @josiahmycousin Жыл бұрын

    Loved the part where he told us where the "stay hydrated" meme came from❤

  • @Crackedegg_1
    @Crackedegg_1 Жыл бұрын

    Broooo yesssss pelican dropped a hm3 video

  • @WHZGRAVY
    @WHZGRAVY Жыл бұрын

    I use to skip out on the papa peli vids and a result i been able to binge them while i wait for new vids here.

  • @pandashabitat
    @pandashabitat Жыл бұрын

    Todays monologue was perfection!! Lmao

  • @civroger
    @civroger Жыл бұрын

    Funny puns, as always. Also funny that I just saw Viva-La-Dirt-leauge's skit on loosing the controller just before this one.

  • @T30BO55
    @T30BO556 ай бұрын

    The “heat stroke” joke was underrated

  • @Manface_nugget
    @Manface_nugget10 ай бұрын

    "What do we want? Racecar noises. When do we want them? Neow 🏎️" Had me dead 😂😂 it was a good one though

  • @mojofier1909
    @mojofier1909 Жыл бұрын

    Neeeaow. Dammit boi, u got me good with that racecar dad-joke.

  • @claire6754
    @claire6754 Жыл бұрын

    This was the best one yet, hoping for more freelancer stuff pelican man

  • @RatsnRods
    @RatsnRods8 ай бұрын

    As someone who says neeeyowwww on a daily basis that race car noise joke was hilarious

  • @SirCharles44
    @SirCharles44 Жыл бұрын

    This video is a masterpiece. For some reason it also sounds like it was written by AI

  • @Ewillum
    @Ewillum6 ай бұрын

    1:17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that pun took me out, bro

  • @mitchelnorton2692
    @mitchelnorton26927 ай бұрын

    Your running commentary is funny as hell.

  • @CelWasTaken
    @CelWasTaken6 ай бұрын

    Bro the "I run into a change room and punch a half naked black man in the face" had me rolling on the floor

  • @djnone8137
    @djnone81379 ай бұрын

    I found my moisturizer wasn't moisturizing enough for the duration of this clip.

  • @1914boogey
    @1914boogey Жыл бұрын

    Thank goodness my favorite hitman pelican uploaded.

  • @lucasvanos
    @lucasvanos Жыл бұрын

    Great to see a hitman video on the channel again!!

  • @Hyphezz
    @HyphezzАй бұрын

    Another day, another Pelican

  • @mcmike89
    @mcmike898 ай бұрын

    I feel more like a terrorist than an assassin playing this game, it's so addicting going around anywhere causing mischief to the innocent bystanders.

  • @user-oz4ro4zf7s
    @user-oz4ro4zf7s10 ай бұрын

    You make great thumbnails Pelican. Keep up the good work.

  • @mattem2695
    @mattem26952 ай бұрын

    Nahh that was the best intro i ever seen dead ass🙏💀😭 And the jokes 🔛🔝 Frfr🙏

  • @effortlesslytalented
    @effortlesslytalented8 ай бұрын

    ‘I’m like bulimia but skinny hotties don’t want me’ 😭😭😭 I’m fucking cryingggg I’m literally going to quote this everyday I fear

  • @billybrazier6054
    @billybrazier6054 Жыл бұрын

    Make sure your all sufficiently hydrated

  • @o5-124
    @o5-124 Жыл бұрын

    1:22 Why the fuck pelican 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-pf6tu2ir2u
    @user-pf6tu2ir2u Жыл бұрын

    The pause after immigrants 😂😂

  • @justin-at-large
    @justin-at-large Жыл бұрын

    Omg peli, I'm dead in the first 2 minutes! Str8 🔥!!!

  • @tatumquintana4826
    @tatumquintana4826 Жыл бұрын

    I love modest pelicans soothing voice

  • @scobeysnaxx2476
    @scobeysnaxx2476 Жыл бұрын

    Pun quality 👌🏿 Heat stroke 😂 subscribed.

  • @chriiis7002
    @chriiis7002 Жыл бұрын

    and when i needed him back he shows up with a new hitman video

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