I know, I'm a genius.

@Hitman-47

4 жыл бұрын

@@kishorkanna5718 Right! It's an honor to get the attention from the Lord himself. If you want, I can take Potter's soul. Maybe, a pistol with a suppressor is more effective.

@Scuuurbs

3 жыл бұрын

Agent 47, a muggle? I’m sorry, but that briefcase is definitely enchanted.

@goodday435

3 жыл бұрын

@@kishorkanna5718 fogmoz is right

@jgreen-cm1io

3 жыл бұрын

Hitman u harry potter fans r dumb in comment sections

@JIMT412

3 жыл бұрын

Please, can I shake your hand? *"Lift the open hand"*

4:27 "wow nice throw man! I mean get down on the ground!! Aggabagagabaga.." 😂😂😂

@I_killed_that_beard_guy

11 ай бұрын

Chanting some ancient Indian mantra

@nmazer

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@seanmoore4653

2 ай бұрын

​@@I_killed_that_beard_guysame response when u leave a vibrator up ur a s s

@BuriedFlame

Ай бұрын

*sped-up kazoo cover of Ride the Lightning*

Police: how did he die? Witness: he got chased by a briefcase

@ajijulhakimabid1191

3 жыл бұрын

Police : Nothing suspicious here. Happens all the time

@htcmlcrip

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@proudlyinsane9561

3 жыл бұрын

"Dammit, another briefcase killing, who the hell has this kind of aim?"

@LonthaDon

2 жыл бұрын

Homing brief case

@hawkeye5955

2 жыл бұрын

@@LonthaDon : Heat seeking briefcase

4:44 A girl on stage explodes and gets yeeted across an entire stage, race track and audience landing through the top of a tent roof and the first thing out of guard's mouth when seeing this is "Damnit"... I love this series.

4:28 is my favorite part. Guy complementing you in your throw, then quickly remembering he's supposed to be arresting you. Also on a side note, I love how that briefcase will just follow people endlessly. When I first saw it years ago I assumed it was a big that would patched out, I only realized later that that is just a this that's part of the game, and we love it.

@laurendyer2838

Жыл бұрын

The better part is that you’re right - it was originally a bug with the regular briefcase that got patched out. The glitch was so popular that they decided to add the Executive Briefcase Mark II to the game, which brought back the homing properties of the original glitched case for all to use :D

@CoolRattleBones129

Жыл бұрын

Oh, no nice throw man i- I mean get down on the ground Eioeioeioeioe

@BoredTruckn

Жыл бұрын

@@laurendyer2838 your right, that makes it so much better. A game company that actually listens to it's audience? Who'da thought.

@adat81

7 ай бұрын

​@@laurendyer2838except homing always existed, only speed of it got patched

5:43 A flying toilet kills you because it was launched in the air by a small bomb - *"Accident kill"*

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

Dont you hate it when your toilet flings itself into the air and crushes your head? The dangers of daily school life.

@thestanley2692

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 happens all the time, especially in Marrakesh.

@devintariel3769

2 жыл бұрын

*killed by toilet* "Now you're in a world of shit."

@ceilingfan3589

2 жыл бұрын

Cute dog

@milanvondrich9749

2 жыл бұрын

@@ceilingfan3589 Thanks!

10:16 that throw was so good that it left a mark in quantum space, thus conserving the dynamic force even though the briefcase was physically gone.

@abijahkishretamal8322

3 жыл бұрын

It is a fypbc whicb stands for fuck you physics briefcase

@aadityasharma6855

Жыл бұрын

he literally said, one last time please.

@Absoluto777

Жыл бұрын

@@aadityasharma6855 where

@JimmyJaxJellyStax

9 ай бұрын

lmfao

@Th3Broth3r

17 күн бұрын

Did you see Sierra Knox fly! Damnit 😅

4:27 the guy was so impressed with the throw, he couldn't comprehend the shocking result.

@APersonOnYouTubeX

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up take my like

@zoesmith9366

2 жыл бұрын

groan lol

@Phoenix-wh2bn

2 жыл бұрын

He was dying but without any regrets

@yesno6732

2 жыл бұрын

idk what is better abt this video the kills or the fps

@quahmeilrobinson7953

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

10:04 damn that trap was so good even he fell for it.

@stgr0773

3 жыл бұрын

Reverse card uno

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for KZread with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear so

@sovietkrab1871

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku let me in

@CHADCONTEXT

Жыл бұрын

Hitman hitted himself!

4:18 NPC : *Screaming till death* also NPC : "Oh mai god . Nothing in the tunnel, wrapping up. over"

@freedom-man

3 жыл бұрын

"Nice throw man! i..I mean get down on the groun-"

@slamislife74

3 жыл бұрын

@@freedom-man And then he went leedle leedle leedle lee like Patrick from SpongeBob

@nmazer

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The homing suitcase can't hurt you, it's not real. The homing suitcase:

@shirleybaker3151

3 жыл бұрын

4:24

@shirleybaker3151

3 жыл бұрын

8:24

@abhi95s

3 жыл бұрын

10:14 It also causes delayed heart attack

@htcmlcrip

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sasdagreat8052

3 жыл бұрын

Heat-seeking briefcase

I used to think that Hitman was a thriller, but now I realize, it's a comedy.

8:22 no longer agent 47 he is now captain boomerang

@otame4771

4 жыл бұрын

Better than Captain America

@demoman222

4 жыл бұрын

yes...Captain BOOM-erang

@cyrilv.4138

4 жыл бұрын

Flying case

@sophiakim143

4 жыл бұрын

That was impressive ngl

@kentvinas1468

3 жыл бұрын

no its captian boomer

When I saw the toilet at 5:20 I was like: "Okay, he's probably going to kick it down onto somebody's head like an anvil." 5:42 Respect.

@tesla__124

4 жыл бұрын

“Accident kill”

@spacechimp3199

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually one of the opportunity kills lmao

@theblackcoat4615

2 жыл бұрын

Don‘t you hate it when a toilet suddenly flies at you ?

@n3stl0rd

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacechimp3199 yeah but that's not the traditional way of killing Zaydan with the toilet

@spacechimp3199

2 жыл бұрын

@@n3stl0rd what is it then? That’s the only way I’ve done it

4:26 I love the homing briefcase.

@Chimpy_Mc_Gibbon

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a more mundane, gentleman's accessory based version of wanted.

@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry

4 жыл бұрын

Car battery

@Four-S

4 жыл бұрын

You should watch a KZreadr known as RT then

@Liam-jy7yi

3 жыл бұрын

"wow nice throw man"

@ramahikari1014

3 жыл бұрын

@@Liam-jy7yi "I-I mean get on the ground!"

4:27 "Nice throw man, i..i mean get down on the gro" *Gets electrocuted*

8:24 I want that Thor's briefcase. XD

@sodum5719

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@electriccheeez7608

3 жыл бұрын

8:42 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLEGH

@tomfield8766

3 жыл бұрын

47’s homing briefcase*

3:05 Robert and Sierra Knox execution was fucking incredible. I was laughing my ass off

@nmazer

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Bikerz_rule

7 күн бұрын

I know, twisted but so f###ing funny!

3:22 that was some slick shit 😂🤣

@psychosis1767

2 жыл бұрын

Slicker than Pirellis

@Swifto_Sweeper

Жыл бұрын

That was just fucking comedic lmfao

@siik-ghostface

Жыл бұрын

3:39 Final Destination death at the race track.

@shanederrickcapcut

10 ай бұрын

​@@siik-ghostfaceThey think it was Death that caused this. But it was actually a genius professional hitman to make it happen.

8:22 "You cant run away from work. It always catches up to you as an explosive surprise" -47

8:23-8:42 Wait!! Was that suitcase, following him around the island?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@557deadpool

6 ай бұрын

Yup, used to be a glitch in Hitman 2 that they just straight up made into an unlockable in 3

4:27 "nice throw man, I mean get down on the ground" 😂😂😂

3:39 That car flipping actually looked horrifying to me.

@crussteasock4047

2 жыл бұрын

6:35 is eerily accurate

4:52 that was pretty impressive

@negueuvis2295

2 жыл бұрын

target up

@Shadowkey392

2 жыл бұрын

@@negueuvis2295 hole in one!

0:20 he cracks his back on the woman's head lmao

@ofcrgry

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to believe that he died from the head impact instead of insta-drowning.

@kentvinas1468

3 жыл бұрын

he was like are you oka- "slips and cracks head"

@bruhroyale12123

2 жыл бұрын

Why did he slip I’m still comfused

@nmazer

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The first guy is so stupid, he saw a woman slipped and died in front of him yet insist on stepping into the jacuzzi

@H41D1R

4 жыл бұрын

Ngomong opo iki

@schizoidvalentine

4 жыл бұрын

necrophilia

@ariesradke6193

4 жыл бұрын

you would do the same

@GiovanniTancrediChan

4 жыл бұрын

Dude it’s still a jacuzzi

@GiovanniTancrediChan

4 жыл бұрын

@Maverick M16 you must be the scientist sent by the government to solve the jacuzzi puzzle

Their engine is impressive, huge amount of nice realistic assets

@keisuke2108

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Except for that homing brief case

@raghavkamath

4 жыл бұрын

Like 9:06

@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry

4 жыл бұрын

@@keisuke2108 to bad that was patched It was real fun

@mrwafflesplays

4 жыл бұрын

SCP-106 Uncle Larry It's still in the game with the Executive Briefcase MKII, which you can unlock through a challenge pack in the Isle of Sgail.

@arifsalahudin6673

3 жыл бұрын

This is what happened when u hired new staff from ubi :v

@2:17 : Oh no!!! My daughter!!! Wait what the hell is that spill!?? I'll go clean it up...

@Battle_mista

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 🤣

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, puddles are a serious health safety hazard. Can't be careful enough.

I guess nobody's gonna talk about how skilled this guy is

@mitsune_yt

4 жыл бұрын

Like the title says , it's accidental kills

@bloodraven6250

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitsune_yt good point. U gotta admit tho, some seem WAY to neat to be "accidental"

@sameervijay4030

3 жыл бұрын

There's a guy named stealthgamerbr. His stealth skills are unmatched and are terrifyingly good

@StoinksJay

3 жыл бұрын

Sameer Vijay I love StealthGamerBR. His stealth is fantastic.

@rebeccaw3271

3 жыл бұрын

Sameer Vijay so we’re gonna just ignore the likes of CJ and Gaming Gold, k

5:44 The toilet didn't even hit him, the wind of it was so deadly, it killed him right then and there. XD

9:07 I didn't know that you can kill the guards when in that cutscene

@simonnachreiner8380

2 жыл бұрын

Best way to fail a perfect SO SA elusive target is to nail a non-target with the escape vehicle. Yes I’m mad how could you tell?

@siik-ghostface

Жыл бұрын

That was smartly, smoothly, perfectly planned.

4:52 - “I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away.” 😂

I really appreciate the Hitman games for giving you the freedom to do pretty much whatever you want to complete the job. ^^ It's pretty damn cool!

3:45 Beautifully orchestrated just like something from Final Destination 😂

4:32 nice throw man ..... I mean get down on the ground 🤣😂🤣😂

8:23 Physics? Hitman: Never heard of it

10:41 this is completely hilarious !

6:25 was hilarious😂

@Th3Broth3r

17 күн бұрын

5:06

It's definitely "Final Destination", not "Hitman"...

@daryldsp509

4 жыл бұрын

The race track was probably the Kingsley durby if that much is going on

@Rheinz

3 жыл бұрын

It should “Final Destinator”

Idk how he just fits in every outfit,and every outfit looks good on him 😂

@AWriterWandering

2 жыл бұрын

Agent 47 is a master of every skill, including tailoring

1:53, she died in style

@rayunited2010foryou

4 жыл бұрын

ROTFLMAO!

9:24 NANI 😂

@Animehomie6293

4 жыл бұрын

Vlado Kralj lmao😂

@vkmksm5714

4 жыл бұрын

9:23

@pieniaurinko

4 жыл бұрын

Omae wa mo shinderu

@pieniaurinko

4 жыл бұрын

@Draw Fumpy Nani is Japanese for "What?" Sooo... basically what you just said! :D

@deathrow5261

4 жыл бұрын

pieniaurinko 😂

47: You dead now. Jet Skiier: In a minute.

@siik-ghostface

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

5:44 Wow now that's what I call a twist

6:40 HAHAHAH THAT WAS AMAZING

Everybody gangsta 'till the briefcase starts chasing you

“The kitchen is the most dangerous room” blows up*

The bathroom scene with the music playing was genius!

@ivansalcedo2290

4 жыл бұрын

That was the same Sample of Ave Maria used for Hitman BloodMoney I think the other Ringtones are themes of past Hitman Games too.

That flying suitcase got me. 🤣🤣🤣

I love how Robert Knox sees his dead daughter on the ground then is like “Aw crap, a puddle of water”

Some of these deaths make me think he's the one behind Final Destination movies.

"It was an accident." "How so?" "He got hit by a toilet that flew up through a hole in the floor." "Yeah, that sounds like an accident. Wait.....why did a toilet fly up through a hole in the floor?" "Oh, and explosive went off". "Hmmn. I think that might not be an accident"

@Sheppardsg1

Жыл бұрын

Guard ate beans and set explosion off xd

@nmazer

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

0:18 the lady is like ooohhf😂

"Wow, nice throw man! I mean, get down on the ground!" It was a nice throw, he wasn't wrong. He did turn around and instantly toss it hard straight into his face.

2:15 lol, "Huh... She's dead... hey, why's this outlet not working?" 🤣

2:22 I find it funny how Robert Knox was going to mop up the water, but not focus on Sierra

@RafaelPereira-dc9ir

Жыл бұрын

Best dad ever...

8:43 gps briefcase follow the guy

1:19-1:20 That dude had a heart attack right at the time the door was closing. Haha...😄😂

0:43 I like how as soon as the button is pressed they immediately die.

Investigation reports on some of those kills must have been weird for the judge to hear 😆

Dexter's laboratory and factory levels were the funniest to play within Hitman Absolution. I used to play those levels repeatedly.

@ivansalcedo2290

4 жыл бұрын

You shot the nuke didn't you? XD

@rayunited2010foryou

4 жыл бұрын

@@ivansalcedo2290 That too!

2:10 robert knox, upon finding the still-smoking corpse of his daughter: "huh"

LMAO I still can’t get over that hot tub fall😂😂

“Nice throw man... I mean, GET DOWN ON THE GROUN- AHHHHHH”

There’s no reason why I died hysterically from seeing a man get chased by an exploding brief case

That thrown case at 8:25 was pure toon physics. :)

*target is launched 500 feet into the air* Hitman’s manager: “ *target down* “

@NarwahlGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Diane has seen it all. Nothing phases her, anymore. 😂

2:47 holy shit that's clever, i'd never even think of doing that

the toilet explosive one was quite clever, as you usually expect the target to be underneath it, for you to kick off the ledge and onto their head, but using a mini explosive to redirect it towards both targets was a creative change.

That kill at 8:13 with te briefcase is the most epic thing I've ever seen

The suitcase throw kills me every time 🤣🤣

4:54 that three point shot though

These are amazing. I remember playing the first lvl in hitman 2. The lady you had to take out spotted me and ran out into the ocean and drowned herself. I guess 47 haunted her 😂

The toilet one was funny as hell. I love how the players of this game get so creative.

"Nice throw man, I- I mean get down on the ground" ngl the best npc dialouge i have ever head 4:28

If you're patient, people start dying on their own...

3:04 this entire sequence absolutely had me laughing like a child when the second one went off

@nmazer

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

5:43 A royal flush.

I always loved how the omniscient female voice in your head always knew the *second* the target is dead like literally before their body hits the floor regardless of if you see it or if you’re on the other side of the map she’s like “ok they’re dead get out”

-Detonates an explosive under a guy, it launches him into the air and on to a racetrack, then he gets hit by a race car at 150 mph and the car crashes “Nice work, 47”

5:00 Hole in one !!! 9:25 Omae wa mo shinderu !

@ichirocharles1

4 жыл бұрын

なに?！

@judemartin6329

3 жыл бұрын

Nani?

4:54 "From 3-point range aaaaaaaand IT'S GOOD!"

Diana:"47, did you just.." 47:"yes Diana, yes I did"

Is their lung capacity that short or something? They immediately die in a second after their head touches water

@mfhoss9570

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Watter imagine taking a piss and out of nowhere a bald dude starts drowning you you’re definetly not lasting long

@divinest

4 жыл бұрын

Thier head hit the floor. So that's what killed them

@mfhoss9570

4 жыл бұрын

Divinest Beats no it’s not lol

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

Would you rather wait 2 minutes for them to drown? The game just marks them as dead, because they are unconscious inside water, which means they will die anyway. The only way this mechanic could change is if allies can drag someone out of the water before they drown, but I dont think implementing that makes much sense for such a niche case.

6:53 I know it's simple chemistry, but damn is that smart!

10:20 Man literally forgot to die!

2:49 who the hell would die from that lol

@Sunny_Cherrim

2 күн бұрын

They actually hit pretty hard Source: experience 💀

"Nice throw man! ...I-I mean get down on the ground!!"

My favourite was in one of the more recent games, shooting people in a grow house, I smashed a bong over a guys head to kill him and the trophy came up "bong hit"

The way you got rid of the Knox family got me dead 💀. No pun intended 🤣

Agent 47 is the reason of all the unfortunate happenings in Final Destination series.

04:55 Just like Jordan, nice shot!

I wanna know the setup and timing for the 4:55 kill. Do you have to bump up all pressures for the gas, and right as it does the big firework, press the button? Of only increase pressure for one of the lines and do it? Do you increase pressure at all?

@darthdangermouse1453

4 жыл бұрын

You don't touch the pyrotechnics, he used a concussion bomb.

If this dude was in real life Every criminal Organization would've hired him for their self And the police be like : ah shit we're screwed....

4:55 Winner of the race got bombed, comes flying through the air, smashing on the ground. Dead af. NPC: “dammit. What the hell happened here?”

I love how they immediately ragdoll when you close the door.

😂 I didn’t expect that to happen in the first clip omg I can’t stop laughing at the way her feet went up when she fell lol

you’ve earned my subscription awhile back but this just got you the bell

The fact the game has this many ways you can creatively kill your targets, shows how much love and effort the devs to put into Hitman.

8:42 the guard: "wow is that a flying briefcase ?. Damn is really look like in Bugs bunny cartoon but nevermind, have a safe journey, briefcase"