clicked on this video faster than leaving my son

@youwannakookie9099

5 жыл бұрын

father? I finally found you father 😃

@ryno3070

5 жыл бұрын

@@youwannakookie9099 i still haven't gotten that cigarette yet, im going back out

@youwannakookie9099

5 жыл бұрын

But dad you said you were just gonna get milk...

@kingburrito9514

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan

@timmyisbak2974

5 жыл бұрын

@@youwannakookie9099 he is never coming back

His voice is so unemotional its emotional makes me cry every time

@no_oneshero7475

5 жыл бұрын

UndyingPwner I was thinking the same thing, it has so many emotions and no emotions at the same time

@mranonymous9355

5 жыл бұрын

He's "Ozzy man reviews" ....

@flippingpenguin9049

5 жыл бұрын

You should like top trends

@thatvex

5 жыл бұрын

pussy cries

@ethanseibel2855

4 жыл бұрын

UndyingPwner it sounds like lazarbeam

hearing modest pelican laugh is like hearing a cat bark. it’s not impossible, but it just feels off.

"Egyptian Artifacts" *shows buddah statue*

@moamenwaleed4991

5 жыл бұрын

Lol ikr

@samirseedat1274

5 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

@riceman4062

5 жыл бұрын

Wooosh

@sarcasm-83

5 жыл бұрын

Alot of people don't know this, but Buddha was egyptian. The pelican is correct.

@basakkaraca737

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarcasm-83 boy if ypu domt

"No Russians" that was a hell of a mission

@mrdooce7053

3 жыл бұрын

I remember playing that as a child I didn’t understood what it was about so it’s good

@williamakerman5704

3 жыл бұрын

I miss playing that game

@Venompool-ms8lm

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know in mw2 remastered you can see Yuri leaving the elevator at the beginning of the mission

@williamakerman5704

3 жыл бұрын

@@Venompool-ms8lm Whar do you mean? Of course he leaves the elevator.

@TheGreyGhost_of43rd

4 ай бұрын

I left an elevator once in 76

6:06 Man's standing next to a massive fire, suffering 3rd degree burns yet keeps a straight face to avoid blowing his cover. The dedication is truly inspiring.

@Marsasaurus

2 ай бұрын

There was a monk who burned himself alive and didn’t even move a muscle during it while he perished because he was protesting an abusive leader in South Vietnam a little before the Vietnam War. The leader was being supported by the US because we hate communism but we were catching shade for supporting this jerk then he got assassinated and it’s highly likely that the US government sent agents to shut that nerd up

*Buddha statue* Pelikan: AN EGYPTIAN ARTIFACT

@adamconnor9138

3 жыл бұрын

An Egyptian LOOKING artifact

@thrxsh4dee

3 жыл бұрын

ik right

@theascendunt9960

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamconnor9138 Still wrong. It looks nothing like Egyptian.

@mahmoudhakem7642

3 жыл бұрын

Im egyptian and i can confirm

@SnicklesBar

2 жыл бұрын

Can't believe he didn't know it was from Norway.

This dude could mockingly narrate a funeral and everyone there would be like “haha yeah bro I agree”

@9k1a22

Жыл бұрын

ye

@skrillozedd

5 ай бұрын

john jacob jingleheimerschmitt?!

i got a score of -415,000 for killing 83 non targets but i still completed the mission

@pikachuenilator

3 жыл бұрын

*s t o n k s*

@toothlessthenightfury2088

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@vihaandas4346

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, N O R U S S I A N

@coomingnotgoing904

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I do every mission, I treat everyone with weapons as a target

@nochance1013

2 жыл бұрын

@@coomingnotgoing904 and without all are targets but it says the VIP tangos

Modest Pelican, I bought a roadside billboard with your name on it and pulled over any careless drivers who decided not to look at the sign and hit them on the head with a wooden ladle, to spread the good word of your channel.

@iamacatperson7226

4 жыл бұрын

Did you then force feed them water, so they would stay hyrdated?

@DaMan_TheMan

3 жыл бұрын

What an absolute man

7.8/10 ... not enough Elongated Musket

@budderslap3210

5 жыл бұрын

His real name is elongated muskrat

@qwoc

5 жыл бұрын

Elongatedaikdarin muskerieiaksnns

@kuulesnysaatana8937

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaa i ruined your like count

@drippydooku6347

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuulesnysaatana8937 your like hitler but evan hitler cared about germany

@raikonein

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuulesnysaatana8937 no one cares

Hitman is the best game for your channel like seriously

@warshingmachine

5 жыл бұрын

Yuup. I don't even play Hitman but these videos are absolute gold! Well done Modest Pelican! Keep em comin :D

@lancasterb79

5 жыл бұрын

It’s perfect 👌🏼

@greenfire2ytx462

4 жыл бұрын

And gta

@thehuman3227

4 жыл бұрын

Or any crime game

@spiyder

3 жыл бұрын

6:00

Dude just how can you make it funny and unemotional at the same time? I’m crying

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

haha this is what I want to hear!

7:10 every single historian just died a little on the inside

@austinloui9075

5 жыл бұрын

EGYPTIAN!!! HA!

@user-tr2mb4xs7i

5 жыл бұрын

Looks.. Buddhist

@thevenator3955

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-tr2mb4xs7i Correct (I think)

@sarcasm-83

5 жыл бұрын

Good. I hope whatever part died will now make room for a sense of humor.

@polarjet1833

4 жыл бұрын

I died inside

4:08 best gaming reference of all time🤣

@idkagoodnamesorryidoubtyou6191

3 жыл бұрын

Remember no Russian

@bandit2777

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkagoodnamesorryidoubtyou6191 Lmao

@DaMan_TheMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@bandit2777 how is it in hell?

@bandit2777

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaMan_TheMan Better than you would think

@DaMan_TheMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@bandit2777 oh and do you have friends there?

"A political budget joke, I'm such a sufisticated guy, lol just kidding my favorite word is Moist" 😂😂😂😂

@flowereater1337

2 жыл бұрын

no joke hadn't laughed so hard and for so long at something in a while

@SavageJarJar

Жыл бұрын

*sophisticated

"Don't clap, it's part of the job" 😂😂

you unintentionally made tutorials with this series. I applaud you sir. +1 SUB

This is how gaming commentary should all be, you earned my sub. Keep up the great content. :)

@rdr2...

Жыл бұрын

Unspoken I'm always very happy when you upload

This was quite the experience, it really enlightened me on the art of throwing medieval maces at people’s foreheads.

13:50 these people are DEFINITELY alive. After all, you rolled them into the water. And hydration is life. I have faith they drank enough to get to the hospital

i infiltrated my parents bedroom and this happened!!!!!

@manillametro9952

5 жыл бұрын

i saw my mom being banged by my dad

@legendaryliam1984

5 жыл бұрын

I dont really wanna know the next bit sorry buddy😂😂

@TaylorWilmes

5 жыл бұрын

I saw my friends dad fucking his sister.

@sager410

5 жыл бұрын

@@TaylorWilmes lol

@JacaboBlanco

5 жыл бұрын

*insert South Park the fractured but whole character story sequence*

I LOVE the hitman videos. Do more plz. 😭😭

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

thanks mate! Definitely more coming

@samuelchibunna4789

5 жыл бұрын

I love them too

"Her haircut tells me that she complains about her coffee no matter how good it is"😂😂

@rabbiebascomb1072

3 жыл бұрын

“And her pink pantsuit tells me that her boyfriend is the one who works in the kitchen.”

It seriously pleases me to see this channel growing the way it is. Keep it up man!

I took a break from studying for this, didn't regret.

@razmuzakezzon355

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

@darthsauron8052

5 жыл бұрын

I hear ya, friend.

@TDAlliance

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro. Just 2 years after you commented this...

4:12 I really like that there was a genuine laugh that wasn't cut!

Pls buy a billboard in your area that explicitly shows a naked pelican and says “subscribe to modest pelican gaming” as this really helps spread the good word of this channel.

Papa peli back at it again. Im hydrated af boii

@LukeClark34

5 жыл бұрын

Stay moist m8 ✌

I drank 3 bottles of water before watching this to ensure that I was hydrated

I used to know NOTHING about Hitman before watching Modest Pelican, and now I own the game and it’s one of my favorites 😂 Modest Pelican is easily the best youtuber out there, and it’s not even close 🏆

7:10 "i see some worker unpacking some Egyptian rare artifact" *shows workers looking at the statue of buddha* 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ah yes such beautiful Egyptian rare artifacts such gold 👌🏻👌🏻✨

I like the “hello lads and lasses” part Edit: Thank you guys so much this is the most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten!

@defaultyboi5804

5 жыл бұрын

Chocolate vanilla Swirl the word is lasses mate

@Sensei_squatch640

5 жыл бұрын

Than you, Defaulty Boi

@defaultyboi5804

5 жыл бұрын

Chocolate vanilla Swirl no problem

@seanisgone5413

5 жыл бұрын

You edited it weirdly. Or is that the joke.

@Sensei_squatch640

5 жыл бұрын

Sean Smith, cool ur beans man! It was a joke

I love how casually you speak. lol it's funny for the situation. chill mode chill mode chill mode

Modest Pelicans way of commentary on his beautiful hitman videos is the greatest thing ever so funny KEEP IT UP M8

This is my favorite Modest Pelican video!! Always entertains me no matter how many times I watch it! Thank you for all your content mate!! I love all of your hitman videos.

Just started playing but I can already say I love it!! Spending the rest of my day off spreading the good word of your channel

i love hitman videos i am going to subscribe!

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

thanks mate! :D

@n0_tommorrow__576

5 жыл бұрын

Did someone by chance run around naked with his youtube channel name carved in their stomach

This is legendary storytelling ! I want more of it!👌💵

4:55 "unfortunately three apples wasn't enough to knock him out, so I threw the wrench instead" 🤣🤣😂

Love your commentary lmao, unfortunately three apples wasn't enough to knock him out so i decided to throw the wrench instead 😭😭😭😂😂😂

8:54 made me spit out my cereal😂😂

I like how if you start pressing the right arrow to skip in the right moment when he starts repeating "a mace" and then just wait to hear him saying it and press the arrow again and repeat, by following a complicated mathematic algorithm, you are going to hear him saying "mace" around ten times for less then 30 seconds. He is kind of a guy who has such a nice voice that you can go back to hear something specific again and again just because the way it sounds. For example I have heard "Damn, they're good at their jobs" like 20 times. This line comes right when he had to pass trough two guards and they were like "Ye, nah, ye, nah ,ye, nah, ye, nah - get up there you sassy rascal! - Damn, they're good at their job!" - love it :D

I appreciate how race doesn’t matter in this game, one race walks behind a box, Agent 47 knocks him out, and another race walks out. The other guards just shrug it off, like “whatever.”

His voice is so monotonous, yet still so perfect

I already spray painted “sub to modest pelican” on my local police station as it helps share the word of your channel Edit: ty

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

you're a legend mate this is really helping my channel to grow.

@ickiroder

5 жыл бұрын

Bad boi

Your literally one of the funniest people on KZread. I'm not even into the games you play, I'm here for the commentary

@bricklord5017

2 жыл бұрын

I somewhat enjoy hitman, but the commentary is gold

Loving this hitman series dude its solid gold!

5:10 he's dead to me. Fake Australian!

If Bruce Wayne stopped being Batman for a night...

These are my favorites. Great job on this content. I enjoy all your stuff as well but these are the best IMO. Thank You!

I found your videos through this series and I really love it! Even though I don't play or watch other videos of Hitman. I hope you keep it up!

When is Modest Pelican hosting meme review?

Comedy as always 😂

I clicked on this video not knowing your channel and now it is one of my favourites. You are one of the funniest KZreadrs around. And now I am binge watching these. I also subscribed

Insanely fast assassin reflex😭😭🔥🔥😂

7:16 Rare Egyptian artifacts?! That's a Buddhist statue man.

@Thatoneguyfromtheinternet

3 жыл бұрын

Buddha

I spent all my money on to buy hitman because of you

The way he says medieval it makes me laugh every time. I love this channel

This is pure comedic gold thank you so much

I'VE WATCHED A MODEST PELICAN GAMING VIDEO AND THIS HAPPENED (GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL) (DODGY UNCLE KEVIN)

@kisen00

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO DODGY UNCLE KEVIN

@razmuzakezzon355

5 жыл бұрын

*INCLUDING NEW KEVIN SPACEY BITCOIN TEXTURE PACK*

I will start "a trafficking cartel known as the pelicanos that Netflix makes a movie on you ." LMAO 😅

The dude who designs the scoring system must be one hell of a perfectionist

Nothing better than watching peli droning a coffee and gaming at the same time

Great job on 100k, been here since 10k

@ModestPelican

5 жыл бұрын

thanks brother! Appreciate you supporting for so long

Peta has 95 percent of pelicans but at least they don't have the 1 billion modest pelicans that play games

These videos are soo satisfying for some reason 😂

genuinely you are the funniest person ive watched on youtube please keep it up ♥

7:15 , egypt looking artifacts?

Your thumpnail is the reason your famous

@Preston_Hudson

5 жыл бұрын

the beast excuse me, it’s to spread the good word of the channel more easily you mean

@homegrowntwinkie

5 жыл бұрын

I think you mean HumpNail Amirite guise

@Preston_Hudson

5 жыл бұрын

homegrowntwinkie lol nioh amirite?

@homegrowntwinkie

5 жыл бұрын

@@Preston_Hudson wut

@roosetrolton4005

5 жыл бұрын

the beast fuck off with your 2012 meme profile picture

Simply delectable as always! I need to start playing this gem!

THANK YOU! THE HITMAN VIDEO WE BEEN WAITING FOR!

I was watching gta V vids and saw one of your vids that you poison someone with a muffin and got confused that I saw nothing like this in gta V then realised

Cant wait until the videos are just "PLAYING HITMAN AT 3AM! GONE WRONG! GONE SEXUAL! ALMOST DIED! NOT CLICKBAIT!"

I’m crying how funny the part is when he says “on such a sophisticated guy just kidding my favorite word is moist”

your voice and jokes crack me up ''''Hey guys us guards now use mace"""

Just like 90% i came here because thumbnail ;)

@glenno3874

5 жыл бұрын

@Bartek Terebus yup

@Eeep_Z1

5 жыл бұрын

Glenno ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Klicked on this video faster then Karen took the kids

@legendaryliam1984

5 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@hubbleenjoyer800

5 жыл бұрын

@@legendaryliam1984 Karen. Please just let me see them😢😢😢

@legendaryliam1984

5 жыл бұрын

I really hope you're joking man, thats hell sad

@hubbleenjoyer800

5 жыл бұрын

@@legendaryliam1984 karen PLEASE JUST COME BACK

Stumbled across one of your video few days ago, loving your Hitman videos!

I thought it was a goof up but I stayed cuz you're that entertaining. Congrats, man!

11/10 - Me "I liked the video"

How do you come up we the ways to spread the good word of your channel

@Alexander-pm3zx

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah oh yea yea oh yea yea oh yea yea

This hydrates me almost as much as apex legend videos would.

Peli makes our day by existing basically

I INFILTRATED AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND THIS HAPPENED

@n0_tommorrow__576

5 жыл бұрын

Sandy hook elementary

@Jay-dp1jn

5 жыл бұрын

Tried it now I cant be in a school zone

i wonder what blind people think when watching this video

I would like to thank you for all of the Hitman videos. I will ensure to streak naked through the Sydney CBD with a flag reading "fuck yeah Modest Pelican pingers" as this will really help to spread the good word of your channel.

Tech guy: we’ve got fibre wire, tasers and poisoned throwing knives, any ideas what you’d like? Agent 47: ummmm...a mace Tech guy: a f**king what!

10:23 there was a medieval suit that you could’ve gotten in, would’ve went perfect with the mace,pelican,I’m disappointed,I did not sub for this content,I subbed for you to wear medieval armor and wack people in the face with a mace in hitman 2

@omarqatarneh9970

5 жыл бұрын

TacticalNuke 2019 was that for me or pelican

@megamonke5151

5 жыл бұрын

Omar Qatarneh for you

@omarqatarneh9970

5 жыл бұрын

N word Police you’re not tacticalnuke 2019

hottest thumbnail ever, 20/10

*petition to keep all pelicans hydrated* 👇🏻🐦

Your unnecessarily clear enunciation gets me every time 😂

Just so you know, those were Indian artifacts. Egiptean artifacts are to ones in which I carved your name, to spread the good word.

Hey modest pelican are you half pelican if so what half

I love the hitman videos please make more of them!! i think Hitman videos are your best videos even though you have only made a few of them!

Man! When I first played this game, I quickly realised that I can have enuf bullets to just kill everyone in the building before eliminating the target. Lol! Why take the pain of hiding and all the mindgames when you can just blow your way through it.

COD modern warfare would like to know your location

4:31 does modest pelican use a fake accent?!

Welcome back to the 'and THIS HAPPENED' series

I’ve never watched a hitman video before and you make them so good