HUGE props to the sponsor for granting a 2 week publishing delay to allow room for other voices. At the end of this month I'll be donating all of the KZread ad revenue from this video to Black Girls Code, an educational nonprofit that introduces computer coding lessons to young girls from underrepresented communities. Absolutely everyone should have the opportunity to make awful, terrible, stupid, awful robots. Except for Michael Reeves. He should probably be stopped.

@nickosborn6412

4 жыл бұрын

Allen who are your favorite robots?

@ordealmaster6466

4 жыл бұрын

Hey it’s been awhile how are you doing I hope your safe

@ari_midoriya5027

4 жыл бұрын

Who says your robots/machines are terrible? I am too dumb to even make a fan or whatever (probably cuz I am 12 and dumb)

@FunkieFrench

4 жыл бұрын

This is how your teacher punishes you from online class

@kaischrank

4 жыл бұрын

Epic.

I like to imagine that KZreadrs drop sponsorships into every conversation they have, even if no-one is filming

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much, it's a real shitshow

@sadlavalamp3961

4 жыл бұрын

“So how was your day” “This conversation was sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”

@vanishkronos205

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I got my pc from a Wagner I used to like, RAID SHAFOW LEGENDS.

@FireChee

4 жыл бұрын

@@vanishkronos205 shafow

@HelamanGile

4 жыл бұрын

Okay you got us but usually only as jokes

"It's got a robot hand with an ip address"

@princesspeach6835

Ай бұрын

8

Fantastic video Allen, yeah some question marks on the build quality but the laughs make top for that anyway. Stay safe crazy AP

@philiprider7565

3 жыл бұрын

colinfurze hi daddy

@yeno6492

3 жыл бұрын

hello colin

@dominicsurette2890

3 жыл бұрын

Well hello there mr furze

@clicksandbeeps61

2 жыл бұрын

Collin is here cool

@Fit4C

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you very much repent and believe onto Him and be saved from hell (eternal hell)

This has all the chaotic, terrified, stress building, desperate energy that 2020's been dishing out. In the future this will be a video studied to better understand these hectic times in gutteral and emotionally raw way.

“It gets so long” Allen 2020 (Allen congrats on 1 million subscriber)

@xdsweatypalms5296

4 жыл бұрын

"EXTEND BABY!" "YEAH!" Also Allen 2020.

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Random guy!

@justsomerandomguy8210

4 жыл бұрын

Allen You’re Wellcome

@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450

4 жыл бұрын

@@justsomerandomguy8210 you're so much random

@Senjiy

4 жыл бұрын

thats what she said

where was this "giant military slap bracelet" i didnt get to see anything also how did allan make that boxing glove float?

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit I just got this 😂

@CaptainJohn

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ThisNameWasntTaken

4 жыл бұрын

took me a while

@unsecuredpassword7696

4 жыл бұрын

It took me 5 hours to get this. I watched the video, and was taking a shit, and I realized, OH THATS WHAT HE MEANT. Had to be the funniest shit i had ever taken

@diliple

4 жыл бұрын

lol i didn't understand until the second part.

Let's hope that ip addressed robotic arm has a VPN.... *Speaking of which, NORD VPN*

@_CH33ky

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine your robot hand getting booted offline

@bigchooch4434

4 жыл бұрын

Nord sucks ass, they had a massive security breach not long ago. Don't trust any KZreadr shilling for Nord post 2019.

@MasMaszu2

4 жыл бұрын

Uvpn is superior

@regular_joe1669

3 жыл бұрын

No surfshark

@TheVal1958

2 жыл бұрын

FBI open up

“DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RAYCON WIRELESS EARBUD!!!!!!!!!!”

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

No please tell me more about them are they great or what

@skillcast4156

4 жыл бұрын

Well you seemed VERY adamant about it, so I would I like to think that they are

@skillcast4156

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@skillcast4156

4 жыл бұрын

And ty for the reply

@dandanthedandan7558

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah that's pretty great and all but *HAVE YOU PLAYED **_RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?_** IT'S A FREE TO PLAY MOBILE RPG THAN YOU CAN CONNECT WITH **_NORDVPN_** WHICH YOU CAN USE TO STAY SAFE ONLINE WHILE BUYING SOME **_HELLO FRESH_** MEAL DELIVERY TO COOK YOURSELF WITH A DISCOUNT FROM **_HONEY_** WHICH SEARCHES FOR ONLINE COUPONS WITH THE HELP OF **_BRILLIANT_** FOR TEACHING YOU HOW TO USE **_SKILLSHARE_** WHERE YOU CAN LEARN ONLINE CLASSES FROM INCLUDING THIS CLASS WHERE YOU LEARN HOW TO PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS USING **_DASHLANE_** SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!*

Can all sponsorship ads be done with an unwilling party screaming in the background?

WHAT HAPPENED TO WILLIAM'S HAIR

@TyRyanT

4 жыл бұрын

I am also concerned by this

@zerotalent6274

4 жыл бұрын

His hair are giving the post-apocalyptic marauders look ngl

@justsomerandomguy8210

4 жыл бұрын

You have no idea

@facyual9061

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like an npc from Farcry 5

@tofolcano9639

4 жыл бұрын

The apocalypse

7:16 since when did william get that weird hair and long beard he looks like he would be in a biker gang.

@chloelavoie5568

4 жыл бұрын

He kinda looks homeless ngl

@nad3916

4 жыл бұрын

Chloe Lavoie your right tho

@gagnonguitars

4 жыл бұрын

@@chloelavoie5568 he always looks homeless

@incog0956

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Kratos from God of war

@incog0956

4 жыл бұрын

@@gagnonguitars from time to time he is homeless

haven't seen William Osman in a while. the hell happened to him

@ViviSectia

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus apparently. As in his wife actually had Coronavirus.

@incog0956

4 жыл бұрын

@@ViviSectia I know that and know Chelsea's ok but I'm worried about the hair

@fortunateson6070

4 жыл бұрын

He watched Tiger King.

@goosemaster1654

4 жыл бұрын

he rants on twitter now

@UggNINE

4 жыл бұрын

nothing happened to him .. same him as always ... trying overly hard to be wacky and funny ... but just comes across as trying too hard and fake

This feels like Michael Reeves minus all the swearing

@phanzj3519

3 жыл бұрын

Comments

@animarblemarblerace9232

3 жыл бұрын

Comments

I know this was made with stuff on hand, but imagine the proper gearing so the ratchet could extend or retract with 2x or 3x speed

@Jjtheestallion

3 жыл бұрын

He should retry now things are opening up.

@benhardsim8629

3 жыл бұрын

I think he can make it faster by changing the gear rasio

@theaveragepro1749

2 жыл бұрын

problem with increasing speed is that it needs alot of torque, and changing gearing for more speed will decrease the torque supplied by the motor

4:06 Ah yes this handle is made of handle

Jabrils mouth movement? Has to be cgi or something

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

We hired a mouth model and deepfaked it

@shatterednova_

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he perfected his ai to keep his mouth closed

Its weird that somehow a mullet is an improvement on William's previous hairstyle

3:31 “Ahh, It gets so long” that’s what she said =)

@j-j8984

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes....nice

Allen sounds like he doesn't know what he did or what he's doing halfway through the video

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

That's because that's exactly what happened 😂

@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450

4 жыл бұрын

😂 It's pretty much like my life. Every time I wake up, the world changes so much

@kingmasterlord

2 жыл бұрын

@@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450 maybe you're like Warf in that one episode of Star Trek where he kept jumping in between realities

7:12 Cat: "OH NO! NOT YOU!!!"

Is that failed MythBuster Allen Pan

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it me hello

@incog0956

4 жыл бұрын

Failed? But he just busted a myth right in front of your eyes

@irok1

3 жыл бұрын

No failed here whatsoever

@oyarering7460

3 жыл бұрын

He is so berilant man how can u say that

This truly threads the line between completely impractical and completely ingenious in way I never knew was possible.

That's the most I've laughed from a youtube video in a good while. That was awesome! Great job!

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

@kingmasterlord

2 жыл бұрын

@@allenpan still golden as a matter of fact

@rekharani7215

Жыл бұрын

@@allenpan can i buy it

finally, a safe vibrator for me

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Combination vibrator/meat grinder

One step closer to be able to shout "GO GO GADGET ARM" and it actually doing something

That is super nifty! Some commercial satellites use this exact kind of "expanding rolled up tube" structure to deploy solar arrays. Though in their case they use a flexible composite tube. But still, way cool.

that motor sounds like an alien invasion bro

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Robot Arm go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Killer vid, my dude. Your awkward, kind of frenetic, occasionally deeply disturbing brand of humor cracks me up every time! Keep up the good work!

That is super awesome Allen, great job! It's funny, mildly useful, and smartly made. Keep killing it!

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

"Funny, mildly useful, smartly made" -Prognosti Couture 2020 If I ever run for office I've got a perfect slogan now, thank you!

This is ridiculously clever. You have just invented a way to get down kites from the trees, and the school balls for that matter.

This would help the police with the "long arm" of the law.

William is looking a little Mad Max raiderish.

OOOOOoooooo new video. YAY!!! also, I love how you're constantly half dead and half asleep.

using jabrille as a way to sponsor something might be the best comedy I have seen during quarantine

This is the simplest telescoping arm design I've ever seen! The torsion strength be improved by putting a zipper down the length of the seam. Given the way the tube is extended and retracted, I don't think adding a zipper to the seam would be too hard to incorporate

@VoltisArt

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting idea. I think it would add a lot to the torque required, though. A zipper strong enough to be reliable holding that antenna would itself be bulky and need a heavy push both ways. I wonder if some kind of Velcro would do the trick? The lock doesn't need to be very strong at a given point, but the collective strength over the length would add up fast to prevent twist.

6:01 "Activate it with my internet hand" -Allen 2020

"Heeyuuoh the worlds on fir-" I audibly laughed at that

Glad to see a new video! Congratulations on 1m subs!

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Glad to see you! Thanks dude!

Allen I just want to say I just discovered you & I think you're absolutely hilarious! You put a solid amount of work into your content and it really shows! :)

Technically you could've used wires, as the spool does flatten out and doesn't _immediately_ close into a circle, but instead gently lofts from a flat to a circle. Spool of wire where the wire exits from the interior, like whats used for hoses and extension cords, would work well if it was geared to the rolatube drive, for retracting the wires while the rolatube retracts. I'd be curious to see if this could be made into a decent linear actuator, if it can be, it's retracted form is probably the most compact of any telescopic actuator. It just needs some improvements on the actuation mechansim; maybe instead of rollers driving it, you have a motor on the inside of the coiled form, then passive rollers to guide the flat form before it's allowed to collapse into a cylinder.

@Boareater

Жыл бұрын

WELL TECHNICLY 9 is a number

6:42 Didn't realize it was William at first x)

Okay, three things: 1) why haven't I seen this channel until today? 2) can't stop by laughing 3) it sounds like hypno-toad!

I've missed seeing my favorite KZreadrs together. I'm glad Allen figured out a way to fix that problem.

If the mega Army bracelet is an antenna, could you run your signals through it to control the hand instead of using a wireless signal?

You know what else gets really long...

@staulblartinum8808

4 жыл бұрын

A person doing rack torture.

@KaliTakumi

4 жыл бұрын

The limbs of those who go into their human shaped holes in a massive rock

@devil_master1562

4 жыл бұрын

The hours I count until my eventual demise

@stumcconnel

4 жыл бұрын

CVS receipts

@jn0757

3 жыл бұрын

iMoffrowMs that’s rough buddy

That was amazing, I love it! I can't wait to see what you come up with for the next disaster 2020 throws at us!

CONGRATULATIONS ON HITTING 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ALLEN!!!! You are an amazing KZreadr and im so happy that you have hit 1 million dude that is awesome and you deserve all of them. Have a great day, stay safe and healthy along with everyone you know and I will see you in the next video. ✌

0:12 “I miss by boys, I miss touching them... and kissing them...”

@devil_master1562

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said after the first week of me taking the kids

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Hey that's taken out of context! I also said I missed holding hands

@legendarium1127

4 жыл бұрын

Allen Pan - Sufficiently Advanced you also forgot to say “no homo”

@briancuz5535

4 жыл бұрын

Holding hands is even worse

3:26 Out of context it sounds a bit strange

@cameronkirkpatrick1310

3 жыл бұрын

3:32 is also interesting

8:04 I just wanna acknowledge how good the camera work was here, lol

binging your content while i work. love the vids allen!

While slap bracelets are bi-stable, I am bi and unstable

@rangerrick5660

Ай бұрын

🤡🗿

i watched this video within 33 seconds of upload

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Dang you fast

Dude I immediately bought a Rolatube after watching this. Awesome project!

NICE! Junie & TheHutFriends make an appearance! Loved hearing her song in this!

You just hit 1 mill congrats man!

Very epic approach to the situation. 10/10

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

Very epic comment thanks for watching 10/10

Finally, I can *BOI* from 6 feet away

Completely practical and amazing!

This is. One of the most ridiculous things i have ever seen you do. I love it.

I love it i am also thinking about this whole time to make it but i never really thought that u would really make it 😍

Best Raycon ad ever

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly still shocked they approved it

@JoelCreates

4 жыл бұрын

@@allenpan kudos to them for having self-awareness

"I wanna eat that tasty apple, but my legs have atrophied from quarantine." A-10 Warthog noises*

@_____5979

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

8:14 A man has been spotted at a local L.A. fast food restaurant "Angry Chickz". He was seen wielding what looked to be a makeshit railgun. His identity is still unknown and the police advise residents to lock their doors and stay inside.

2nd video i just watched of yours. subscribed. your channel is awesome.

"It's got a hand with an IP address" fukin *got* me

Awesome build!

I loved every second of this video, more hilarious stuff like this. Please.

I love that they let you in with that thing.

Great vid man, keep it up.

Your videos are just totally awesome

@allenpan

4 жыл бұрын

You're also totally awesome, thanks!

Alan opened up an entire web server to manipulate a single robot arm into touching his friends in weird places... so just another day for Alan.

That was probably the only Raycon ad I've ever sat all the way through...nice one

I used to work for a company that packaged those antennas with radios and new they're close to $7-8k each

You make me not want to skip the sponsor, good job

i like how nice that sponsorship was and his reaction and just. everything

One of the only KZreadrs who actually make their sponsorships entertaining

Being friends with this mans. Must make ur life infinitely better

This is the first and probably only KZreadr based ad on rations that I actually sat through the whole thing for, that was hilarious😂

This dude is incredible. Hes using plumbing parts and random gears and making stuff on the level of Hacksmith.

love your vids! and, best sponsor add ever

Best Raycon ad plug I've seen in awhile. lol

Congratulations that was the best commercial ever made

Great job!

Allen's smile is just the most infectious thing (sorry for the pun), this video made me so happy 😊.

Epic man dude bro, you do got epic videos doe

This is awesome 👏👏 👏 you gotta make it way faster tho bro!

Excellent

hey allen, I love your vids !! :)

Man, I forgot how good this particular video is. I think I was too depressed from quarantine when it came out, so I never really enjoyed it like I should have.

Just from the thumbnail, definitely looks like a compliant robot. 👍🏻

its awsome to see you again dude

What’s funny is when the end is filmed up close proving that the camera man was not social distancing

I love creative craftsmen channels like this. I'm sitting here, struggling with code and other shit and this dude be like *YO! LOOK! I MADE A HAND! AND IT EXTENDS!* 😂

Loving this Rick and Morty narration style!!!

Why is this man so underrated. He is just shy of the skill and pzaz of Colin Furze. Just a gifted individual through and through. He got abundant mindset on lock.

The way the robot hand is controlled cracks me up so much.

Normally, i skip the sponsorship segments, but this one, this one is an exception.

We need a 24 long shitpost of Allen's un-edited shenanigans