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@malbliss4491

2 жыл бұрын

You're insane but in a good way

@child3862

2 жыл бұрын

great video man keep it up!

@boxhead6177

2 жыл бұрын

I am extremely uncomfortable with this video... illegal wildlife smuggling is a serious issue especially in countries like Australia where biosecurity is critical and protected native species are stolen. There are over 130 Australian reptile species that are listed in the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Flora and Fauna (Cites).

@kennethstupid

2 жыл бұрын

I love you

@Sentient.A.I.

2 жыл бұрын

Scopely is evil their real name is Cash grabbers inc.

Not a single "snakes on a plane" joke. I'm impressed at the restraint. Also, William diving headlong into the bush is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@drumboarder1

2 жыл бұрын

It was the timing on the dive

@Ewr42

2 жыл бұрын

​@@drumboarder1 every jump into a pile of pointy sticks barely filled with leaves will be outstanding on its own, like a mild evil knivel type stunt(I bet he got hurt and that there was blood, maybe not enough for a whole drop, but definitely some dead skin was shed) timing seemed right bc of the narration

@Drakith90

2 жыл бұрын

I can practically hear the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy "Subaluwa" sound when he jumps..

@drumboarder1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ewr42 you've never jumped into a bush apparently

@Ewr42

2 жыл бұрын

@@drumboarder1 have you? Maybe not the same type of bush, but the ones I'm familiar with certainly aren't as soft as they look

"Ah, you're just a strange guy" has to be the most accurate description of Allan in less than 10 words

@SquirrelTheorist

2 жыл бұрын

lollll But smart! He's got a lot of subs for it!

@peterparker8763

2 жыл бұрын

No it's 22 words not less than 10 words

@samuelschonenberger

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterparker8763 The part in quotes is the description, the remainder of the comment isn't Everything outside the the quotations is a description of a description of Allan

@ForumArcade

2 жыл бұрын

Allen*

@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890

2 жыл бұрын

🗿

I actually successfully transported a 6 ft. albino Burmese Python from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Fresno, California on a Greyhound Bus by simply keeping it in a backpack and calling it my carry on luggage in 2007.

@dog_backward

Жыл бұрын

They didn't question you probably because of your name

@eugenemakes

Жыл бұрын

@@dog_backward this was,,,, a really good comment. I needed that belly laugh

@justindunlap1235

Жыл бұрын

If I check a ticket that said dick dangler and then looked down to see a giant coil of something in his backpack, I'd just continue on my merry way and pretend I didn't see a thing.

@Dave435l

Жыл бұрын

My buddy that worked for Greyhound told me their passengers are all the people that couldn't possibly make it through Airport security lol

@keeptaiwanfree

Жыл бұрын

@@Dave435lthat accurately describes greyhound passengers

There is something innately hilarious about like 7 famous coding youtubers playing with a snake

@WeAreInYourWall

Жыл бұрын

That's racist.

@wintercheckmate869

Жыл бұрын

@@WeAreInYourWall There is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling me racist

@WeAreInYourWall

Жыл бұрын

@@wintercheckmate869 I've called the police.

@Curvedrain

Жыл бұрын

@@WeAreInYourWall There is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling the police on another guy after he said "there is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling me racist" in response to that guy calling the police saying "That's racist." as a response to the "offender" saying "There is something innately hilarious about like 7 famous coding youtubers playing with a snake"

@edwardrocca

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure the snake loved it. Plenty of bugs to catch :).

could you imagine needing a CT scan and the hospital is like, "Yeah, the airport's about a twenty minute drive from here"

@benner86

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo dont shut up (that was sarcastic)

@DefaultProphet

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly I can in fact imagine this

@Pyromancers

2 жыл бұрын

Guys be shooting up with homemade radioactive iodine jumping through airport scanners in a William Osmon video next.

@LordDragox412

2 жыл бұрын

@@benner86 Imagine replying to a spambot. What's next, yelling at clouds?

@benner86

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordDragox412 Imagine talking to a guy yelling at clouds. What's next, debating with a squirrel?

Between this and the soda stealer it's like Allen is trying to get arrested.

@parmesanchease480

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldnt doubt thats what'll happen one day

@lettersnstuff

2 жыл бұрын

dont forget the punch gun

@Doctor677productions

2 жыл бұрын

Who says he not trying to

@jlegasp

2 жыл бұрын

Homeboi trying to get free rent in CA; St Quinton bound😎😂

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

It's a challenge. No one would dare arrest Allen.

I’m dying at the fact that at 10:45 ish the security guard is just watching him violently pound in the fake snakes into his bag

@sillicon8227

Жыл бұрын

Wrong timestamp

@sillicon8227

Жыл бұрын

10:46

@heyitsmeobama4335

Жыл бұрын

@@sillicon8227 you right mb

@NateTheScot

10 ай бұрын

Lol I noticed that too 😂 "oh man one of these weirdos... What the fuck is it this time? Meth? Coke? Or the worst... Influencers?!"

As a Florida native for those curious the snake in the video is known as a black racer. They eat venomous snakes and are notoriously filled with rage xD. I’ve hatched a clutch of wild eggs before and was curious if they could be tamed, as it turns out black racer snakes are near impossible to tame xD

@nox_luna

Жыл бұрын

dude if my diet was as toxic as a league of legends chatroom id be filled with rage too

@everythingman0082

Жыл бұрын

@@nox_luna their fun to catch as their super fast and non venomous but yeah if u mess up the grab he’s biting you xD

@nox_luna

Жыл бұрын

@@everythingman0082 i heard racer snakes were fast, hell its in the name.

@everythingman0082

Жыл бұрын

@@nox_luna yeah their extremely fast xD, if u wanna catch one u either need to catch up to it as it’s fleeing and not miss your grab. Or approach it slowly in an attempt not to scare it off

@sarahmellinger3335

11 ай бұрын

@@everythingman0082

I have a friend who is on "the list". This is how you get put on "the list". You don't want to be on "the list".

@infiniteplanes5775

2 жыл бұрын

What’s “the list”

@Vanisher

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO my dad is on the list

@ridhamh2966

2 жыл бұрын

@@infiniteplanes5775 maybe a list of sus people. could be used againt you in future.

@SawyerTN

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vanisher how did he get on there

@lythd

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vanisher what happened? and howd u know hes on "the list"

What I like about this guy is that he doesn't ask: "Can I get past airplane security with a snake?" He goes directly to: "How many snakes can I get past airplane security?"

@tfordham13

Жыл бұрын

Becuase it's easy to get shit past them

@sarahboles-haslup7127

Жыл бұрын

@@tfordham13 they definitely threw my multi tool away that I forgot to take out of my backpack because it had an inch knife. Which is within their guidelines. 😢 it was a nice multi tool!

@tfordham13

Жыл бұрын

@@sarahboles-haslup7127 because it's security theater they gotta make it seem like there doing something when there not

@sarahboles-haslup7127

Жыл бұрын

@@tfordham13 for sure. I have definitely had that thing in my bag before while traveling, and it never got flagged. The worst was when they insisted on my disabled mom, who could barely walk due to a brain tumor, taker her shoes off and get patted down because of something flagged in their scanner thing. It was so unnecessary and they were so rude, trying to make her hurry up.

@barrylynn596

Жыл бұрын

@@sarahboles-haslup7127 I am so sorry to know u ,but safety first .Ms.😢 A lot of bad guys are not giving themselves a title " bad guys " on their forehead .They even act like a normal people trying to go on plane.So maybe they are rude cuz u and your mom are innocent .But what if the real bad person imitate like u or your mom , and get passed easily .... A lot of people on a plane me might get into trouble .

The visual of like 6 very smart science people panicking around a snake in a box is next level hilarious

“Alright, you’re a strange guy” cracked me up. They were both so professionally aghast

10:49 The security guard is just starring Allen down while he stuffs a bag full of fake snakes. I think he's had a rough day.

@fishbowlpig

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i won’t

@iceyberq

2 жыл бұрын

@@fishbowlpig Wait. That's illegal.

@xacxdcx

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the Uvalde police

@akileon7476

2 жыл бұрын

@@xacxdcx PLANE SNAKE 🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

@ETERNlTUS

2 жыл бұрын

"Not my job, someone inside will handle that" - He probably

"My snake is going to love being stuffed in this hat" 5 minutes later: "turns out my snake hated the hat and ran away from home"

@GodApolloEditz

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@PhaseTheIdiot.

Жыл бұрын

@@GodApolloEditz yes lololol

@Psilomuscimol

3 ай бұрын

Snakes will always just explore. Some slither fast. Others very slow. And Others wrap around your arm or sit in your pocket where you put them

The reveal that he had more snakes in his bag was like the third act in the heist movie where after it looks like they failed it turns out it was a part of their plan all along.

@lordofpickles69

Жыл бұрын

Allen’s 3 (bags of snakes)

This went from a guy with a cool fake snake in hit hat to a mastermind who had like three red herrings and a made an entire website just in case. This is why we love you Allen.

no way did this man bring a SNAKE on a PLANE and not make ONE snakes on a plane joke

@3f4gs4s

2 жыл бұрын

About 85% of the people in the comments: “Huh?”

@jessevennard2640

2 жыл бұрын

Mutha F-A

@HugoStuff

2 жыл бұрын

I know… insane

@idontknow-re9dx

2 жыл бұрын

I thought this guy was making that joke in the first place but perhaps not

@Sentient.A.I.

2 жыл бұрын

He didnt bring a real snake. Low snake energy here.

Security guy after the scan: "Alright, you're a strange guy". Security guy after seeing the end of this video:"Alright, that was clearly a huge understatement"

8:27 "packed a bag with a third snake skeleton on the side" foreshadowed the whole other snake by saying there were three instead of the 2 we knew about

“1 man, 1 hat, 1 snake, vs 60,000 federal agents.” The most glorious of battles.

@MASTERCRAFT938

Жыл бұрын

And 10 billion dollars xD

@Mt-eg5ir

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Captain-Vic

Жыл бұрын

@@MASTERCRAFT938 Who do you think is going to win : )

@CodersMusicOfficial

Жыл бұрын

yo make more videos and make comments avalible

@D.UBS.

Жыл бұрын

Change the vs with x and everything change

I'm really concerned about what would have happend if Allen hadn't lost the real snake

@zadiag

Жыл бұрын

yeah i am too

@MetalLamprey

Жыл бұрын

they were probably still gonna let it go

@GM-vg8cy

Жыл бұрын

If they truly wanted a real snake, they could have got it from a pet store. Someone clearly talked them out of taking a real snake for good. They wouldn't have wanted their name on a no-fly list.

@nickorr7345

Жыл бұрын

I doubt he would have actually done it

@urbout2lose

Жыл бұрын

they let it go on purpose

i was waiting for him to say something like, "BUT ALL THOSE SNAKES WERE A DISTRACTION THE REAL PRIZE WAS THE PIPE BOMB I PUT IN MY PANTS!!!"

That little alteration lady was like “this is stupid but your money is green let’s make a snake hat.”

The whole snake escape moment was straight out of a cartoon or something. I was shocked when William just absolutely launched himself into the bush. 😂

@TheMindRobber42

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely incredible clip

@MisaelMatute76

Жыл бұрын

He did it for the vine...

@goodsirbear-7579

11 ай бұрын

Sly cooper?!?!

Always impressed by what the smartest people on KZread do with their time when they get together.

@Bambus820

2 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one wanting to be a part of KZread science gang? Would be so cool to hang out with I did a thing, Micheal and William

@incywincy2k

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bambus820 what you got against Allen?

@kameljoe21

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this video was another rushed job. It seems like every one of these people are not just messing around and when they remember to make a video they come up with something stupid and call it work. While the video was meh, it was not the best.

@kameljoe21

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bambus820 Sorry William Osman is a tosser and he quit KZread and then came back because he is broke again.

@Dexter_Morgan.

2 жыл бұрын

@@kameljoe21 well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it

Ok despite how hilarious it is I'm legitimately happy that he didn't try bringing an actual snake on a plane, for a wide variety of reasons. That said... "You're a strange guy, have a nice day" What a nice TSA officer lol. "Good lord are we just looking at a pile of snakes now?" has to be one of the better quotes from this channel.

@stkosta2482

4 ай бұрын

He probably didn't plan to bring the snake in the first place.

the part when will jumped into the hedges for that damn snake had me dying

At first I was surprised to see Michael Reeves, but on second thought this is the exact situation I would expect to see Michael Reeves involved with.

@MidasLich

Жыл бұрын

Michael is an engineer so it makes sense he's friends with other engineers

@javagogo4803

Жыл бұрын

I was not ready for Nile Red though lol

@LucasGleason

Жыл бұрын

Wait WhAT I must have missed it

@TehMillionkill

Жыл бұрын

He'll do anything but upload

I thought allen was crazy for trying to get a snake into a hat, but then I saw will jump into bush with a snake in it without a second thought

@tasty_sand

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't prepared for that.

@TheRealAlpha2

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure there was a second or third thought, and then many more after the jump, that all said he shouldn't.

@bosstowndynamics5488

Ай бұрын

Assuming it was non venomous (not a snake expert, wouldn't know how likely/unlikely this would be in Florida) the biggest problem would actually be the risk of him getting injured by the hedge lol. Non venomous snakes do bite sometimes but it's not a particularly big deal Having said that, if it's even remotely possible for it to be venomous (basically if there's venomous snakes in Florida, you really wouldn't want to risk mistaking a particularly weird looking venomous snake for a non venomous one so you would have to assume it is venomous) you would still very much want to avoid any contact with it and seek emergency medical care if it did bite you.

I love how they're doing all this freaking out infront of real life Australians

The reason your potential pet wouldn't go in the hat was because snakes go in boots, not hats

People with a fear of flights and a fear of snakes are gonna love this one!

@theblackbaron4119

2 жыл бұрын

Like Samuel L. Jackson already said: "I'm fucking tired of motherfucking snakes on this mf plane"

@dr_mafarioyt4313

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily, the lady at the end was fine. Not sure about anyone else though lol.

@Chemical_Alchemist

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Florida and my biggest fear is snakes. My second biggest fear is heights, so yeah

Everything about this video is an appallingly bad idea but its truly hilarious that someone actually agreed to sponsor it

@JD2jr.

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, nothing says "appallingly bad idea" quite like the "star trek" brand post-2008.

"I was in Florida and found a snake just lying on the ground." Yeah that happens a lot

William's dive into the bush had me choking with laughter.

In all seriousness, DO NOT attempt to capture wildlife as a pet. In the vast majority of cases, it won't be happy in captivity, and you most likely will have a hard time giving it proper care. And since in most cases, it's illegal, you can't really take it to the vet if it needs medical attention. If you think you've found an injured animal, call a local animal rescue or other specialist

@ImLennz

2 жыл бұрын

here in Florida theres a ton of invasive species and people usually go around hunting them. Tegus, chameleons, ball pythons you name it. If you are willing to make a sanctuary while also "Eliminating" them from the area, do it, since the other option is to kill on sight.

@christosnikolaou3111

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DavyHulme

2 жыл бұрын

This

@syndan9245

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImLennz that wasnt an invasive species though. It was a rat snake

@alicattor1469

2 жыл бұрын

+ it’s a real problem with the reptile industry having wild caught snakes. Support a snake breeder instead of capturing a snake from the wild!

If you had TSA Pre, in some airports they just have you go through a metal detector instead of the full body scan thing and you could definitely get the snake hat through that.

@archygrey9093

2 жыл бұрын

Plenty of airports in Australia still just have a metal detector, the hat has to go through the xray machine though

@williamhogrider4136

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine TSA will be searching for this guy.

@adrycough

Жыл бұрын

And if they do find it, just tell them it's your emotional support animal

@McStruggles

Жыл бұрын

@@archygrey9093 hmmm I see. Then I shall keep the snake in my pants

@tvre0

Жыл бұрын

@@McStruggles I bet you would

I never thought that an Allen Pan video would have more in common with jackass and oceans 11 but I think this is my favorite video you've ever made. I'm lying on the floor writing this message because your friend jumping in the bush after the snake left my chest heaving. Watching you at TSA was nail biting and the reveal at the end was amazing. Thank you so much for the best video ever

A an avid hat wearer, every time i've traveled tsa has asked me to take off my hat before getting scanned so im honestly really surprised they scanned you with the hat on.

When I went to the Galapagos I heard a story about how a woman tried to sneak 6 puppies through customs in a fake belly. You can't have dogs there because of all the protected wildlife but people like dogs so they of course try and smuggle them in. She was a local so the customs guys recognized that she left for a week and came back 9 months pregnant.

@AnimatorJuusoz

2 жыл бұрын

Even if she didn't get recognized. an x-ray scan would have probably been really confusing, just a woman pregnant with 6 dogs.

@natesmith6413

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnimatorJuusoz it was coming back into customs so they don’t do X-ray scans when you are leaving. She got it through one airport security already.

@enslavedmoisture9844

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnimatorJuusoz sus

@ChrisD__

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnimatorJuusoz GOD DAMN WEREWOLVES!

Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission. Try not to get caught.

@fabio5286

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Inazio1311

2 жыл бұрын

"what a thrill"

@thegoldendiamond6762

2 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal joke didn't laugh

@randomthings3398

2 жыл бұрын

A snaking mission

>be a snake >casually rest under the warm sun >enjoy the warmness on your scales >humans approach >ssshit.mp3 >man grabs you by the tail >man puts you in a plastic bag >you are now bound to be the object of his amusement

Theres actually a story i know of a local who unfortunately had a snake crawl into his bag when he left it open (snakes are common where I live). The snake was mistaken for a belt by TSA and the poor man died soon after when he opened his bag and got bitten

When I was a kid I was in Boy Scouts and would go on camping trips once a month or so. One summer I went to visit my grandparents in California which included me flying across the county. On my flight back home tsa found my AXE in my backpack that I forgot to take out after a recent camping trip. This was post 9/11 and I was able to pass through tsa three separate times with a god damn axe in my backpack before they found it 🤣

@CRneu

2 жыл бұрын

because the tsa is security theater. They're massively ineffective at their jobs. There are plenty of stats and audits to back that up, too.

@spicetea4060

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh, what's that doing in there?"

@dr_mafarioyt4313

2 жыл бұрын

@@CRneu And yet, they could stop someone with a ballistics gel snake

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

Same exact thing happened to me with a 3 inch blade pocket knife

@caseymichel1113

2 жыл бұрын

@@CRneu that is exactly right

"Mom, can we get oceans 11?" "we have oceans 11 at home" *Oceans 11 at home:*

@ddontpanic4261

2 жыл бұрын

Haha. The ending definitely felt like the Oceans 11 heist explanation at the end!

I love how nigel (nilered) is documenting the whole process for the patreon members of safety third lol

The little pat with "Alright, you're a strange guy" had me wheezing from laughter

Watching you all be terrified of a harmless rat snake was pretty hilarious. I know not everyone is comfortable around them, but really, the biggest danger you were in was getting stinky!

@PimpCatTV

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly they could’ve just grabbed it very easily

@matthewnelson9868

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I like how he had a 10 stage Rube Goldberg machine and a team of 5 people to get the snake into the hat/bag when they could have easily picked it up, put it in the bag, and the snake would have been relieved he doesnt have these weirdos chasing it around anymore.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewnelson9868 Well, it did make for good comedy.

@DavyHulme

2 жыл бұрын

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 it obviously wasn't funny for the snake

@shivansh7152

2 жыл бұрын

@@DavyHulme boo hoo animal cruelty

comparing the TSA's budget to the cost of rebuilding the twin towers did a great job of setting the tone for this video.

@SahilFR

2 жыл бұрын

I just realised-

@JesseBellas

2 жыл бұрын

Just wait until you see how much the resulting Iraq War costed.

@Omega_21XX

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda feel like that it discounts the human lives lost, but yeah.

@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174

2 жыл бұрын

@@Omega_21XX it doesn't lol

@Omega_21XX

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 which part of saying "hey, the money spent on this could just replace the thing destroyed, and then some" not say that it ignores the human element?

This could put you on the “NO FLY” ♨️🛫 list “It’s like a silicone thing” 😂🤣 then that side look to the other one and then quickly turning away. I almost

That snake is so small that it couldn’t hurt you. I’ve never seen so many smart people so irrationally scared.

"If you think about it, your tax dollars are paying for free CT scans for luggage at the airport - but not for sick people at the hospital." Damn. That cuts straight to the core of the BS of American life. We'll spend billions of tax dollars to give government contracts to private businesses, but not to help our own citizens.

@stoutyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

I mean universal healthcare would also involve government contracts because that’s just how our government operates. Still a much better use of money than the fucking TSA tho

@damsonrhea

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's about right.

@Annuld

2 жыл бұрын

still a lot worse in other places.

@orangenostril

2 жыл бұрын

@@Annuld True. Worst than every other developed country though.

@stoutyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

@Brennometer plenty of other capitalist countries have universal healthcare. Painting it as an anti-capitalist struggle only harms its political feasibility, especially in the US.

Hey Allen, if you really want a pet snake, there are better ways to go about it. Wild caught snakes are usually harder to keep than ones bred in captivity. Of course, this varies a lot based on factors like for instance species, but still. Snakes are cool pets. Just don't get any venomous ones. Those are for experts.

@maddoxprimeaux3565

2 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes so that he can se it. As a snake owner, I support this message

@tucuxi132

2 жыл бұрын

@@maddoxprimeaux3565 same, snakes are sick, I've had my ball python for over 10 years

@LeafRam

2 жыл бұрын

was about to comment this

@Bob.Guy.

2 жыл бұрын

^^^^ this

@Ecco502

2 жыл бұрын

get a rosie bowa :)

I love that he just has a bunch of famous KZreadrs with him and does not even bring it up.

@WickedPhase

Жыл бұрын

IKR! I saw Nigel and was like "wait is that actually him" lmao I couldn't believe it

This video is exactly what I needed today!

I think a live snake would look different on the scan, just because it would be moving, and the image would probably look smudged.

@lookitStevens

2 жыл бұрын

It would still most likely lead to questions being asked and luggage being opened.

@sak_1017

2 жыл бұрын

You can sedate the snake so it wont move

@plane9182

2 жыл бұрын

And they are usually coloured depending on organic matter

@zebraloverbridget

2 жыл бұрын

Not really since a bagged snake will just kind of chill most of the time

@Mystic-Midnight

2 жыл бұрын

@@sak_1017 Sedating animals is generally dangerous though :(

I love how the tsa suspect something is wrong and rather than taking you somewhere else they get you to explain pretty much just blocking the route out of the scanner. Like if he has got something dangerous then it's not just your job to stop him from getting on the plane but also to stop him from doing anything in the airport.

@MasterYoshitaka

2 жыл бұрын

the tsa isn't actually allowed to detain you, so they can't really physically stop someone. it's the police officer's jobs that are stationed at the airport to do that stuff.

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

2 жыл бұрын

@@MasterYoshitaka I mean that's not much of a distinction if the tsa want to stop you they'll call and officer and he'll stop you.

@Mostlyharmless1985

Жыл бұрын

Everything about the TSA is about making every appearance of security while providing no actual security. The stupid, vain idea being that if it looks hard to get stuff past them you won’t try. 10 billion dollars a year to steal pocket knives from people when all they needed to do was lock the doors to the cockpit, which they did basically immediately after 9/11

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

Жыл бұрын

@@Mostlyharmless1985 Exactly. People don't even know what security even means they think it means blocking access to things for bad individuals or stopping people from getting shot but it's so much more than that but all they actually want to do as you rightly said is appear to be taking security precautions so that the public feel safe.

@neonbeige1289

Жыл бұрын

To give them the benefit of the doubt, I’d imagine their reaction would’ve been a lot different if it were something explicitly dangerous. A snake isn’t really worth making a scene over imo, they handled it fine in this scenario.

Little did Allen know, the actual felony was possessing more than one snake skeleton in a commercial airline bathroom while at or above 10,000 feet.

I love the guys reaction. He didnt want to pass judgement or linger but he just had to say something about how weird it was while still being professional and wholesome

At first I was like "ah, the video is no longer interesting now the actual snake ran away" but then as you got to the airport I can see why that was the far better outcome.

As a biologist, this kills me. As a normal human, I love everything this video is.

@jasonbernard5468

Жыл бұрын

some jekyll and hyde vibes over here

@tigertoxins584

Жыл бұрын

legit felt bad for the snake, not sure if he caught it solely to play off the fake ones or if he was serious

@StarryClouds09

Жыл бұрын

​@@tigertoxins584he knew he was gonna get caught so i think using the fake one was already planned from the start, because y'know it wouldn't be pretty to be caught by airport security trying to sneak a real living snake in the plane

The end really seemed like something from a heist movie

Was surprised when NileRed showed up… until I wasn’t because come on this is totally something he’d do 😂😂😂😂❤

4:30 Oh, wrong Michael...

@moniljainshah3508

2 жыл бұрын

Im the first person to reply to THE Michael Superbacker . OMG the best day of my life

@RyllieHD

2 жыл бұрын

@@moniljainshah3508 Dang it you got here before me

@thatoneeggo7480

2 жыл бұрын

MICHEALL!

@RicardoMatrix13

2 жыл бұрын

Is it Michael reeeeeeeee

@JoshuaDZ

2 жыл бұрын

Hello

i feel like this is actually gonna get you on the no fly list lmao

@slimboarder.o7

2 жыл бұрын

GOOD 🗿

I hate to admit it…. But I snuck a 3ft python onto a plane and flew with it 😥

Michael admitted to setting off fireworks in his driveway as a child and he’s afraid of a non-poisonous snake??

The TSA is the USA's best funded theatre production company.

That snake has a crazy story to tell other snakes now

@Drakith90

2 жыл бұрын

That snake is now Randy Quaid in Independence Day. Allen better be on the lookout for snakes in fighter jets for the foreseeable future..

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

2 жыл бұрын

The snake will try to show all its friends the KZread video but will unfortunately be hindered by the inability operate a phone.

@_quirky_3617

2 жыл бұрын

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 I would say it could use the talk to text feature to use it but all it would pick up is "Hiiissss"

this video is hilarious. great editing, so many moments that made me laugh out loud. great video

It's nice to see that you brought it so far as to make it seem you were trying to bring a real snake. Most KZreadrs won't take that effort even. They just do clickbait and then in the first second say they have a plastic snake

the fact that these guys are so terrified of just grabbing the little guy and putting him in the hat is freaking hilarious

@johncee853

Жыл бұрын

I know right!? Just a harmless little Black Racer. These dips**ts act like it's a Black Mamba! Uneducated people are amusing.

@Eagle3302PL

Жыл бұрын

I get it, what if it bites you, then you may have to get stitches, it's a hassle.

@johncee853

Жыл бұрын

@@Eagle3302PL You wouldn't ever need stitches from a Black Racer. It would have to be a much larger Boa or Python before you would need to worry about that.

The amount of insane crossovers happening between some of these channels (especially in Florida apparently) is insane. Had to go back to make sure I saw IDAT at 3:26. Always cool to see that sort of stuff and it makes it more fun and interesting.

@criemer2586

2 жыл бұрын

I think they were all there for the Creator Clash or whatever it was called!

@TheSameNameasYou

2 жыл бұрын

If you want more cross overs check out the podcast Safety Third!

@TheRadkid1

2 жыл бұрын

​@@criemer2586 Yep, it was called creator clash

@TheRadkid1

2 жыл бұрын

also, some of them live in florida, namely backyard scientist i think IDAT said he'd be in florida for a full month after creator clash

@TimSzabo

2 жыл бұрын

_🤠_

If anyone was wondering the snake that loves his owner so much that he ran away was a southern black racer.

At first I was "surprised to see" Michael Reeves, then I saw Nile.

Kudos to the alteration shop for actually going through with making a snake containment hat-

I'm amazed he could even go through wearing a hat. In the airport's I've been, you have to take off hats and jackets, they won't even let you attempt to walk through unless you do.

@Akavir7

2 жыл бұрын

They've seen this video!

@Kratos510e

2 жыл бұрын

thats true, I don't know why they didn't tell him to remove the had beforehand. They either need to tell him to remove the hat and put it in the xray or remove the hat and let the TSA officer check it before he scans. Only way someone will be allowed to keep their headwear on is if its religion purposes, but thats going to be extra screening.

For a minute there I was really concerned for the wellbeing of the snake, but thank you guys for letting it go back where you found it. 10/10

So glad someone is asking the important questions

DHS has done tests on the TSA and finds they consistently miss over 75% of test explosive devices.

@kameljoe21

2 жыл бұрын

This is because TSA employees only care about cashing their checks and if they have to work harder than they should they do not care. Plus they get harassed quite a bit due to racial profiling, touching and just being creeps. The same thing happens at sporting events where you are not allowed to bring outside drinks in and security just does not care and allows you to bring it in anyways.

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

@@kameljoe21 Oh no, the people that violate the constitution as their jobs get harassed? Oh no!

@kaitoshijo

2 жыл бұрын

People are still talking about articles that came out 5-7 years ago?

@MasterYoshitaka

2 жыл бұрын

@@kameljoe21 You actually work harder for the same pay? Why would anyone put more effort into their work than what is minimally needed? Also just an fyi starting pay for TSA officers are just a smudge above $15/hr. You don't work at TSA for the money.

6:00 snake: "what the fuck is wrong with these people"

I love how he brings other youtuber that i really like onto his experimental video

You make some really funny videos. Can't wait to see what you come up with next.

Your treatment of this poor snake is incredibly fucked up

"and that's when I had a stroke.......of genius" That absolutely killed me 🤣

"oh okay" like that's a perfectly reasonable thing to pull out of a hat at airport security

First video I've watched of you, and I think I like it

His videos feel like mythbusters but without the budget or experts to help him... I love it. Just don't get yourself arrested or killed, Allen.

I am very happy that you didn't end up getting to take a real snake on a plane. It could be invasive, or able to breed with a local snake or something and cause major environmental problems.

@cd14623

2 жыл бұрын

It looks like a North American Racer, which is endemic to the continent, *but still* I agree with you on premise

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

Also had it been confiscated it probably would have been killed and Alan would have potentially been in a bunch of trouble. I suspect he never intended to take the snake

@cd14623

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 never were spoken words more true than the above comment by Skeets McGrew

@TyinAlaska

2 жыл бұрын

@@cd14623 Excellent point. I figured someone would likely know.

@TyinAlaska

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I figured as much as well. I also wanted to leave the comment just in case that wasn't what happened and he tried something similar in the future.

This is the niche subset of videos I subscribed to Allen Pan for, good job man.

What a coincidence, I was just at the santa barbra airport a few days ago. I actually saw the exact same scanners, very space age looking.

Michael, Nigel, Kevin, William, and Allen.... All the people that I enjoy watching on KZread a lot (among others of course), and somehow you almost always have them together on your videos. That's either great planning or next level friendship.

@deststro4493

2 жыл бұрын

All we needed was mark rober to have them all

@vrinkee

2 жыл бұрын

And I Did a Thing. All my favourites, haha.

The TSA is useless other than making it feel safe while in reality they miss most items they’re supposed to stop other than your shampoo that’s one oz too big.

@acewmd.

2 жыл бұрын

You ever see what someone could do with an ounce of shampoo? You're welcome for the fact you haven't.

@holderofgold6764

2 жыл бұрын

Yuuup, all you need is some shampoo, a little bit of milk, and some hydrocortisone cream and BOOOM!

@stressedvulture

2 жыл бұрын

@@acewmd. They might just wash their hair!! Can't let that happen now can we?!

@acewmd.

2 жыл бұрын

@@stressedvulture worse it might get in their eyes, you ever see someone get shampoo in their eyes, be thankful you haven't. Everybody thinks the restriction is strange and an illusory safety through inconvenience but in reality their saving you from the "suds of anarchy".

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

@@acewmd. Fun fact, you can just pack a second or third bottle of shampoo... That for some reason is still allowed. It's all theatre.

i love his outros they never fail to make me laugh

Just starting watching and I love this guy

"We are going to find out if 10 billion dollars is really enough money to keep me from getting a snake onto an airplane!" Best quote 👌

The best part is that the North American Racer (the snake you caught) is non venomous and scared of people so any of you could have just picked it up at any point and been almost 100% safe

@jellymid7697

Жыл бұрын

Nerd (I'm sorry)

@combogalis

6 ай бұрын

you could say the same about most spiders, but that doesn't stop me from running away from them

Snakes on the plane doesn't seem as unrealistic now

Its so great that all the best science youtubers are friends.